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中東 1997年
這裏是0-1阿爾法 獵鷹已被控制 This is 0-1 Alpha, we have secured falcon.
重複 獵鷹已被控制 I say again, we have secured falcon.
我數到十 你趕緊交代
不然
你就只能聽到十了
一 二 三 四
五 六 七 八
是手雷 長官 快退後 Grenade! Sir, get back.
該死 我竟然疏忽了 Shit! I fucking missed it.
我他媽的怎麼就疏忽了呢 How did I fucking miss it?
梅林 抱歉要讓你面對這種結果 Merlin. I apologize for putting you in this position.
你把他訓練得很好 You trained him well.
詹姆斯 James.
訓練到此為止 Training is over.
歡迎加入王牌特工 Welcome to Kingsman.
-蘭斯洛特 -長官 - Lancelot. - Sir.
我會親自處理這個爛攤子 I'll deal with this mess personally.
倫敦
十分抱歉 I very much regret
不能公開表彰您丈夫的英勇事跡 that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated.
希望您能理解 I hope you understand.
我要怎麼理解 你什麼都不告訴我 How can I understand? You won't tell me anything.
我都不知道他換了中隊 I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.
抱歉 我不便多言 I'm so sorry I can't say more.
我想將這枚英勇紀念勳章給您 I would like to present you with this medal of valour,
仔細看背面 上面刻有號碼 and if you look closely on the back, there's a number.
我們對您丈夫的感激 還有 And there's a more concrete gesture of our gratitude
更實在的表示 we'd like to offer you...
算是欠您個人情 要怎麼還完全由您 Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice.
告訴接線員 牛津鞋 不雕花 Just tell the operator "Oxfords, not brogues",
我就知道是您 and I'll know it's you.
我不要什麼人情 我只要我的丈夫 I don't want your help. I want my husband back!
你叫什麼名字 小傢伙 What's your name, young man?
-艾格西 -你好 艾格西 - Eggsy. - Hello, Eggsy.
能給我看看嗎 Can I see that?
保管好這個 艾格西 You take care of this, Eggsy, all right?
還要照顧好媽媽 And take care of your mum, too.
王牌特工
特工學院
阿根廷 17年後
非常抱歉 阿諾德教授 還有一點點 So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more.
真要命 要撕快撕 For God's sake, just strip it off!
上頭有命令 絕對不能傷到您 I'm under very strict instructions not to hurt you.
你們搞錯了 Look, you've made a mistake.
我只是個大學講師 I'm a university lecturer.
我可沒錢 I've got no money.
這不關錢的事 This isn't about money.
我們老大只想和您聊聊 Our boss just wants to talk to you.
你這麼說我就能安心了嗎 Am I meant to find that reassuring?
他馬上就到 會和您解釋的 He'll be here soon. He'll explain.
喝威士忌嗎 瑞德 把62年達爾摩拿來 Do you like whisky? Red, get the 62' Dalmore.
說實話 這酒好喝得讓你醉生夢死 Honestly, this whisky is amazing. You will shit.
找你借杯糖算過分嗎 I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far?
阿諾德教授 我是來接您回家的 Professor Arnold. I'm here to take you home.
62年的達爾摩 1962' Dalmore.
灑一滴都是罪過 您說是嗎 It'll be a sin to spill any, don't you think?
幫忙拿一下好嗎 Can you hold these, please?
謝謝 Thank you.
都處理乾淨了 Everything is clean.
這見面禮我喜歡 My kind of welcome.
血腥暴力讓我倒胃口 是真的倒胃口 No stomach for violence. I mean literally.
見著一滴血 我就玩完 I see one drop of blood, that is me done.
條件反射地開始吐 I'm like...projectile.
讓您目睹如此不愉快的場面 Listen, I'm so sorry you have to witness
我深表歉意 all this unpleasantness,
都怪那位不速之客 due to our uninvited guest.
我向您保證 等我查出他為誰賣命之後 But I promise you, by the time I find out who he works for...
咱倆一定會成為最好的朋友 you and I will be the best of friends.
去店裏 謝謝 To the shop, please.
西敏區 薩維爾街
王牌定制
亞瑟在餐廳 先生 Arthur's in the dining room, sir.
-亞瑟 -加拉哈德 - Arthur. - Galahad.
大家都開始懷疑 The others are beginning to wonder
是不是要敬兩次酒了 if we're going to have a double toast.
先生們 上一次進行這項儀式 Gentlemen. I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years
已經是17年前了 我覺得很欣慰 since we last had the occasion to use this decanter.
蘭斯洛特是位傑出的特工 Lancelot was an outstanding agent
一位真正的王牌特工 and a true Kingsman.
我們將永遠緬懷他 He'll be solely missed.
-敬蘭斯洛特 -敬蘭斯洛特 - To Lancelot. - To Lancelot.
我提議 明天就啟動 I intend to start selection
蘭斯洛特接班人的選拔程序 process for Lancelot's replacement tomorrow.
請每人提名一位候選人 I want each of you to propose
並安排到總指揮部報到 a candidate and have them reported to UK HQ
截止格林尼治時間晚9點 謝謝各位 no later than 9 P.M. GMT. Thank you.
梅林 進來吧 Merlin. Come in.
蘭斯洛特當時正在調查 Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries
一個進行生化武器試驗的傭兵團伙 who were experimenting with biological weaponry.
請戴眼鏡 先生們 Glasses, gentlemen, please.
烏干達 2012年 合成卡西酮 Uganda, 2012. Synthetic cathinones.
投入了游擊隊基地的水源 They put it in the water supply of a guerilla army base.
狂亂 食人 致死無數 Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities.
車臣 2013年 起義軍發生內亂 Chechnya, 2013. Insurgents turned on one another.
顯然是這群傭兵所為 Indisputably the work of our mercenaries
但未發現任何化學物質的痕跡 but no trace of any chemicals of any kind.
蘭斯洛特是怎麼回事 So what happened to Lancelot?
他追查到了該團伙在阿根廷的一處房產 He tracked them to this property in Argentina.
監視過程中 While he had them under survelillance
他發現他們綁架了一名人質 he became awared that they effected a kidnapping.
便進行單人營救 但是失敗了 So he excuted a solo rescue mission which failed.
被綁架人質為詹姆斯·阿諾德教授
這是他發送的最後一條信息 This is his last transmission.
-這人是誰 -某位氣候變化末日論者 - Who is he? - Some climate change doom-sayer
正在研究所謂的蓋亞理論 experimenting on something called Gaea theory
地球能自我修復什麼的 about the world healing itself or some such.
奇怪的是 他並沒有失蹤 But what's curious is he's not actually missing.
這位就是阿諾德教授 This is Professor Arnold,
今早在帝國理工現身了 at Imperial College this morning.
交給你了 It's all yours.
別忘了找候選人的事 And don't forget your membership proposal.
這次記得找個像樣點的 Try picking a more suitable candidate this time.
17年過去了 17 years
你還是不明白 and still evolving with the time
與時俱進是什麼意思 remains an entirely foreign concept to you.
別忘了 多虧了那位年輕人 Need I remind you I wouldn't be here
我才能坐在這裏 if it weren't for that young man?
他不比其他候選人差多少 He was as much Kingsman material as any of them.
甚至更優秀 More so.
但他並沒能加入王牌特工 不是嗎 But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?
別嘴硬了 加拉哈德 你的小實驗失敗了 Let's face it Galahad, your little experiment failed.
並非冒犯 亞瑟 你太高高在上了 With respect, Arthur. You're a snob.
這不是冒犯嗎 With respect?
世界正在改變 The world is changing.
貴族們的天賦越來越差是有原因的 There's a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins.
艾格西 Eggsy?
艾格西 快過來 Eggsy, come here.
-有煙紙嗎 親愛的 -沒有 - Got any Rizla babe? - No.
幫你老媽一個忙 Why don't you do your mama a favour
下樓買點回來 and go down the shop and get some?
自己買去 Get them yourself.
我跟你說過 別用這種口氣和迪恩講話 What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?
三個人多擠 讓迪恩的哈巴狗去 Three's a crowd, isn't it? Why don't Dean's Poodle go?
這樣吧 I'll tell you what.
你拿著錢 去買點煙紙 Why don't you take this and go get some Rizlas,
再給自己買點糖 get yourself some sweets.
你走了之後 And while you're gone,
我讓你媽體會體會三個人擠不擠 we'll show your mother how three can be a good company.
謝謝 親愛的 Thanks, babe.
過來 Come here.
給你 Here we go.
開心吧 Is that better?
迪恩對你老媽這麼差 為什麼不分手 If Dean treats your mum so bad, why don't she leave him?
缺乏自尊 這就是問題所在 Low self-esteem, that's her problem.
瞎扯 她怎麼可能沒自尊呢 Fuck off. Why would she have low self-esteem, mate?
看他老媽那身材 His mom is a world fit.
-天哪 -沒別的意思 哥們 - Jesus. - No offence, pal.
沒關係 That's all right.
總有一天 我要打爛他的臉 One of these days I'm gonna smash his face in.
你腦子壞了嗎 Are you mental, cuz?
他會讓那幫傢伙扁你一頓 He just get that lot to do you,
然後假裝自己什麼都... and then pretend he knew nothing...
不知道 ...about it.
你們以為我們老大在泡艾格西的老媽 Oi, you think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing,
你們就可以嘴裏噴糞了嗎 just 'cause our governor's banging Eggsy's mum?
是啊 沒錯 Pretty much, yeah.
惹他幹嘛 趕緊走 不值得的 Well, just leave it. Let's just go, man. It's not worth it.
這裏不歡迎你們了 Your boys have outstayed your welcome.
滾吧 Leave.
幹嘛 What?
之前抱歉了 兄弟 I'm sorry about that, bruv.
跟他們犯得上嗎 That weren't fucking worth it, boys.
這麼冷 幹嘛要走路 It's freezing. Why are we walking?
你他媽順了他的車鑰匙 You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv?
是啊 還要順他的車呢 Yeah. Now we're gonna nick his car.
-天哪 -要死 快上車 - Fucking hell. - Shit, move!
等著 兄弟們 Hold on, boys.
那他媽的是我的車 Oi, that's my fucking car!
艾格西 你這欠操的... Eggsy! I swear you're in motherfucking...
說什麼 聽不見 I can't hear ya!
小兔崽子 Motherfucking...
走著 艾格西 Floor it, Eggsy!
王八蛋 Wanker!
迪恩 是我 Yeah, Dean. Look, it's me.
艾格西他媽的偷了我的車 Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah.
我剛從酒吧出來 Yeah. I've come out of the pub
他當著我的面 原地轉了有15圈 and he's done about 15 donuts in my fucking face
然後開走了 and he's drove off.
我怎麼忍 他藐視我 No, I can't have it. Look, he disrespected me,
等於是藐視你 and that means he's disrespected you...
等等 搞什麼 Hold, hold, hold up, what the...?
操 Dick!
狐貍就是畜生啊 你應該直接開過去 Foxes are vermin, cuz. Should've driven it over.
我應該幹的事多了去了 I should've done a lot of things.
我來搞定 快下車 I'll sort this. Get outta the car.
快他媽下車啊 Just get out of the fucking car!
艾格西 做了賊就別想著榮譽感了 Eggsy, there is no such thing as honour amongst thieves.
你要麼乖乖 Now you can start giving me some names
供出小夥伴的名字 of the boys you were with,
要麼一個人坐牢 or you go down.
自己選吧 It's up to you.
我要打個電話 我有這個權利 I want to exercise my right to a phone call.
最好是打給你老媽 Well, I hope it's to your mum.
告訴她 你要18個月後才能回家吃晚飯 To tell her you're gonna be 18 months late for your dinner.
客戶投訴中心 請問有什麼能幫您 Customer complaints. How may I help you?
我叫艾格西·安溫 抱歉 是加裏·安溫 My name is Eggsy Unwin. Sorry, Gary Unwin.
我遇上麻煩了 現在人在霍爾本警察局 And, I'm up shit creek, I'm in Holborn police station.
我媽媽說需要幫助時可以撥這個號 And my mum said to call this number if ever I needed help...
抱歉 先生 您打錯了 Sorry, sir. Wrong number.
等等 Wait, wait.
牛津鞋 不雕花 Oxfords, not brogues?
您的投訴已受理 Your complaint has been duly noted.
希望您依舊願做我們的忠實客戶 And we hope that we have not lost you as a loyal customer.
他什麼 He's what?
我 好的 I...yeah.
好的 我完全理解 Yes, I totally understand.
艾格西 Eggsy.
要搭車回家嗎 Would you like a lift home?
-你是誰 -把你弄出來的人 - Who are you? - The man who got you released.
這不算回答 That ain't an answer.
說聲謝謝很難嗎 A little gratitude would be nice.
我叫哈利·哈特 My name is Harry Hart,
那枚勳章是我給你的 and I gave you that medal.
你父親救過我一命 Your father saved my life.
這麼說 當裁縫之前你當過兵 So before you was a tailor you was in the army?
-是軍官嗎 -並不算 - Like an officer? - Not quite.
你在哪兒服役 伊拉克之類的嗎 So where were you posted, Iraq or something?
抱歉 艾格西 這是機密 Sorry, Eggsy, classified.
但我老爸救過你的命 對吧 But my dad saved your life, eh?
你父親犧牲的那天 是我的疏漏 The day your father died, I missed something.
要不是他挺身而出 And if it weren't for his courage,
我的疏漏會讓所有在場的人喪命 my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present.
所以我欠他的 So I owe him.
你父親很勇敢 是個好人 Your father was a brave man, a good man.
我讀過你的檔案 And having read your files,
你的某些選擇會讓他很失望吧 I think he'd be bitterly disappointed in the choices you've made.
你沒資格對我評頭論足 You can't talk to me like that.
智商超群 小學時期表現優異 Huge IQ, great performance at primary school.
之後卻越走越歪 And then it all went tits up.
毒品 小偷小摸 從未有過像樣的工作 Drugs, petty crime, never had a job.
你以為現在工作很好找嗎 Well, you think there's a lot of job going around here, do you?
那也不能說明你為什麼放棄了愛好 Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies.
連續兩年獲得地區10歲以下組體操冠軍 First prize, regional under 10 gymnastics, two years in a row.
你的教練本想培養你去奧運會 Your coach had you picked as Olympic team material.
要是碰上像我繼父那樣的人 Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad,
很快就會沾染上別的愛好 you pick up new hobbies pretty quickly.
當然 總是別人的錯 Of course. Always someone else's fault.
那你從海軍陸戰隊退出又怪誰呢 Who's to blame for you quitting the marines?
訓練已經過半 You're halfway through training,
表現優異 你卻放棄了 doing brilliantly but you gave up.
因為我媽媽快要瘋了 Because my mum went mental.
天天說會像失去老爸一樣失去我 Banging on about losing me as well as my dad,
不想讓我給你們這群老爺當炮灰 didn't want me to be cannon fodder for snobs like you,
高高在上 對我們指手畫腳 judging people like me from your ivory towers,
卻不想想我們的苦衷 with no thought about why we do what we do.
我們也沒得選 懂嗎 We ain't got much choice, you get me?
如果能有好命 屁股插著金湯勺出生 And if we was born with the same silver spoons up our arses,
我們絕不比你們差 we'd do just as well as you,
只會更優秀 if not better.
你他媽在這幹什麼 嚼舌頭根嗎 What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss?
活生生的例子來了 Some more examples of young men
我看他們也需要插個金湯勺 who simply need a silver suppository.
不 他們是例外 走吧 No, they are exceptions, come on.
胡扯 酒還沒喝完呢 Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks.
因為你偷了他的車 迪恩說不用再留情 After you nicked his car, Dean says you're fair guy,
他也不會再聽你老媽的求情了 and he ain't give a shit what your mum says.
小伙子們 Listen, boys.
我今天情緒波動很大 I've had a rather emotional day,
不管你們和艾格西有什麼過節 so whatever your beef with Eggsy is,
這孩子大概是有錯在先 and I'm sure it's well founded,
我只希望你們能讓我們單獨待會 I'd appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace,
讓我喝完這杯健力士 謝謝 until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness.
你最好閃遠點 老爺爺 拳頭不認人 You should get out of way, granddaddy, you'll get hurt and all.
他不是開玩笑的 你走吧 He ain't joking, you should go.
借過 Excuse me.
再想找小鮮肉玩 You looking for another rent boy,
去史密斯街的街角 they're on the corner of Smith Street.
明禮 Manners
方能 maketh
成人 man.
你們知道這句話的意思嗎 Do you know what that means?
那我來教教你們吧 Then let me teach you a lesson.
你們是想傻站一天 Are we gonna stand around here all day,
還是想打一架 or are we going to fight?
你個王八蛋 你他媽... You fucking bastard, you fucking dirty...
擊昏
失憶
抱歉 Sorry about that.
我需要發洩一下 Needed to let off a little steam.
一個朋友昨天死了 Yesterday a friend of mine died.
他也認識你父親 He knew your father too, actually.
我很抱歉 艾格西 Now, I do apologize, Eggsy.
我不該在你面前做這些 I shouldn't have done this in front of you.
不 求你了 我發誓一個字也不說 No, please. I won't say nothing, I swear.
我最擅長保守秘密了 If there's one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut.
誰也不說 You won't tell a soul?
我保證 從來沒出賣過別人 I swear, I'll never crossed anyone out.
-你發誓 -用生命擔保 - Is that a promise? - On my life.
非常感謝 艾格西 Much appreciated, Eggsy.
老爺們是想讓你們當炮灰 You're right about the snobs.
但他們中也有例外 But there too, there are exceptions.
祝你好運 Best of luck with everything.
名人新聞 In celebrity news,
裏士滿·瓦倫丁的電影昨晚在好萊塢首映 the Richmond Valentine movie premiered in Hollywood last night.
這部關於互聯網億萬富翁發家致富的電影 The story of Internet billionaires rise to power
有望成為頒獎季的大熱門 has expected to be this award season's hot ticket.
值得注意的是 伊基·阿塞莉婭缺席了紅毯儀式 One notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea,
上次缺席個人演唱會後 still missing three days
已經失蹤三天... after she failed to appear at her opened concert...
仍未收到有關贖金的要求... no ransom's been demanded...
艾格西 快走 快 他要... Eggsy, just go, please, because he's gonna...
不 求你了 別傷害他 No, please, don't hurt him!
滾開 離我遠點兒 給我閉嘴 Fuck off! Get the fuck away from me! Shut the fuck up!
當時酒吧裏還有誰 Who was with you in that fucking pub!
告訴我跟你一起那男的是誰 I wanna know the name of the geezer you was with!
沒有誰 I wasn't with no one!
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know what you're on about!
-他是誰 -我不知道你在說什麼 - Who was it! - I don't know what you're fucking on about!
告訴我他的名字 Fucking tell me his name!
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know who you're fucking on about!
聽著 Listen to me!
我要知道你當時和誰在酒吧裏 明白嗎 I wanna know who you was with in that pub, do you understand?
告訴我他的名字 I wanna know his fucking name!
信不信把你眼珠挖出來 快說 I swear! I'll rip you eye out! Tell me!
-我不知道你在說什麼 -快說 - I don't know what you're fucking on about! - Tell me.
-告訴他吧 艾格西 -滾開 米歇爾 - Just tell him, Eggsy! - Fuck off! Fuck off, Michelle!
我現在就可以宰了你 I could kill you right now,
整個世上都沒人知道 and no one in the whole world will know it!
但我知道 But I will.
我現在掌握了充分的證據 I have enough evidence on your activities
足以讓你坐一輩子牢 to have you locked up for the rest of your life,
迪恩·安東尼·培根先生 Mr. Dean Anthony Bacon.
搞什麼鬼 What the fuck?
所以你最好放開小伙子 So I suggest you leave the boy alone
不然我將不得不 or I shall be forced to
把你的所作所為報告給相關部門 deliver it to the appropriate authorities.
艾格西 去我跟你說的那個裁縫鋪找我 Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about.
這他媽怎麼回事 What the fuck's going on here?
艾格西 你個混蛋 Eggsy, you fucking mate!
站住 站住 你個... Hi, come here! Come here, you fucking...
王八蛋 我早晚抓住你 You wanker! I'll have you, son!
王牌定制
雖然我沒見過裁縫 I've never met a tailor before,
但你肯定不是裁縫 but I know you ain't one.
跟我來 Come with me.
進來 Come on in.
你看見了什麼 What do you see?
完全不知道這是怎麼回事的人 Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on.
是個充滿潛力的小伙子 I see a young man with potential.
忠誠的人 A young man who is loyal,
能夠信守承諾 who can do as he's asked,
這輩子想做點好事 and who wants to do something good with his life.
你看過《顛倒乾坤》嗎 Have you seen the film "Trading Places"?
沒有 No.
那《尼基塔》呢 How about "Nikita"?
《風月俏佳人》呢 "Pretty Woman"?
好吧 All right.
我想說的是 My point is, the lack of
出身不好是限制了你的發展 a silver spoon had set you on a certain path
但你可以主動改變 but you needn't stay on it.
準備好去適應 去學習 你會有成就的 If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
就像《窈窕淑女》那樣 Like in "My Fair Lady"?
你還總是能給人驚喜 Well, you're full of surprises.
對 就像《窈窕淑女》那樣 Yes, like "My Fair Lady".
現在呢 And in this case
我給你一個加入我們的機會 I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.
做裁縫嗎 A tailor?
王牌特工 A Kingsman agent.
間諜嗎 Like a spy?
類似 Of sorts.
有興趣嗎 Interested?
我還有什麼可顧忌的嗎 You think I've got anything to lose?
自1849年起 Since 1849,
王牌定制為全世界最有權勢的人定制服裝 Kingsman tailors clothed the world's most powerful individuals.
到1919年 By 1919,
他們中的許多人在一戰中失去了子嗣 a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War I.
導致大量財富無人繼承 That meant a lot of money going uninherited,
許多有權勢的人 and a lot of powerful men
想站出來維護和平 拯救生命 with the desire to preserve peace and protect life.
我們的創建者意識到 Our founders realized
他們可以用財富和影響力造福世人 that they can channel that wealth and influence for greater good.
於是我們開始了另一項事業 And so began our other vention.
一個獨立的 國際性的情報機構 An independent international intelligence agency
全部行動保持最機密狀態 operating at the highest level of discretion.
不受政治和官僚的約束 Above the politics and bureaucracy
不然就成了政府的情報部門 毫無節操 that undermine the integrity of government ran spy organisations.
西裝是現代紳士的盔甲 A suit is a modern gentleman's armour.
而王牌特工就是當代的騎士 And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.
-這破玩意兒究竟有多深 -很深 - How deep does this fucking thing go? - Deep enough.
該死 我們遲到了 Shit. We're late.
你父親當年也是這個表情 Your father had the same look on his face.
我也是 As did I.
過來吧 Come on.
-加拉哈德 -這是我的代號 - Galahad. - My codename.
又遲到了 長官 Late again, sir.
-祝你好運 -請進吧 - Good luck. - In you go.
集合 Fall in.
女士們先生們 我的名字是梅林 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin.
你們馬上要參加 You are about to embark on
很有可能是世界上最危險的面試 what's probably the most dangerous job interview in the world.
有且只有一人能成為下一任蘭斯洛特 One of you, and only one of you will become the next Lancelot.
誰能告訴我這是什麼 Can anybody tell me what this is?
-你來說 -收屍袋 先生 - Yes? - Bodybag, sir.
正確 Correct.
查理 對吧 Charlie, isn't it?
-是的 先生 -很好 - Yes, sir. - Good.
過一會兒 你們每人都過來拿一個 In a moment, you'll each collect a bodybag.
你們要寫上自己的名字 You will write your name on that bag,
以及你們最近親屬的詳細信息 you will write the details of your next of kin on that bag.
這表示你們願意承擔接下來的風險 This represents your acknowledgement of the risks that you're about to face
也同意遵守嚴格的保密協議 as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality,
你們要是有人洩密 which, incidentally, if you break,
就會跟那位親屬一起 will result in you and your next of kin
進袋子裏 being in that bag.
明白了嗎 Is that understood?
很好 Excellent.
解散 Fall out.
我是羅克茜安 叫我羅克茜就行 Roxanne, but call me Roxy.
-我是艾格西 -蛋蛋 - I'm Eggsy. - Eggy?
-不 艾格西 -蛋蛋 - No. Eggsy. - Eggy.
他們從哪把你挖出來的 Where did they dig you up?
你該知道不能討論推薦人的吧 You know we're not allowed to discuss who proposed us.
別這麼激動 No need to bite his head off.
查理只是想隨便聊聊 對吧 查理 Charlie's only making conversation, right, Charlie?
我是迪格比 I'm Digby.
-迪格比 -蛋蛋 這是魯夫斯 - Digby. - Eggy, this is Rufus.
魯夫斯 蛋蛋 Rufus, Eggy.
-你是牛津的還是劍橋的 -都不是 - So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge? - Neither.
-聖安德魯斯的 -杜倫的 - St. Andrews? - Durham?
等等 我們是不是見過 Oh, wait, I think we may have met.
在溫徹斯特服務站的麥當勞 是你幫我點的餐嗎 Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station?
沒有 No.
絕對是聖安德魯斯的 He's definitely St. Andrews.
別理他們 Just ignore them.
-你要筆嗎 -謝謝 - You need a pen? - Cheers.
阿米莉亞 對嗎 Amelia, isn't it?
阿米莉亞 艾格西 Amelia, Eggsy.
你好 艾格西 Hi, Eggsy.
別理那些傢伙 Don't take any notice of those guys.
我也是這麼說的 That's what I told him.
姓名 血型 最近親屬
唬人的把戲 軍隊慣用伎倆 It's just scare tactics. Classic army technique.
不會有人死的 No one's gonna die.
真可惜 Shame.
真棒 你不知道 中情局也不知道 Great. You don't know, the CIA don't know.
沒人知道這傢伙是誰嗎 Nobody knows who this guy is?
沒事 Fine.
說真的 沒事 Seriously, that's fine.
當然不是真的沒事 但我不是為這個來的 Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here.
哥們 你瞭解我的 我不在乎錢 Hell, man. You know me. Money's not my issue.
我早就可以從麻省理工退休 I could've retire straight out of MIT,
找個島逍遙自在 讓生意自生自滅去 fuck off to some island, let the business run itself.
沒人要我拯救地球 是我自己想 Nobody told me to try and save the planet, I wanted to.
研究氣候變化 遊說政客 Climate change research, lobbying,
鑽研多年 不斷砸錢... years of study, billions of dollars...
但你知道我為什麼退出嗎 and you know why I quit?
因為我沒看錯的話 Because the last time I checked,
地球依然是一塌糊塗 the planet was still fucked.
因此我頓悟了 Hence, my epiphany.
錢解決不了問題 Money won't solve this.
那些自稱為政客的蠢貨們 Those idiots who call themselves politicians
只會把頭埋進沙子 had buried their heads in the sand
毫無作為 只在乎連任 and stood for nothing but reelection.
所以我花了兩年 尋找真正的解決方法 So I spent the last two years trying to find the real solution.
我找到了 And I found it.
如果你想知道如何讓世界更美好 Now, if you really wanna make the world a better place,
那最好洗耳恭聽 I suggest you open your fucking ears,
因為我現在就要告訴你 because I'm about to tell it to you.
說吧 瓦倫丁先生 我洗耳恭聽 Go on, Mr. Valentine. I'm still listening.
只要你同意我提出的所有條款 As long as you agree to all my terms.
別緊張 聽我說 保持冷靜 No one panic. Listen to me. Stay calm.
該死 Fuck.
用馬桶通氣 馬桶通氣 Loo snorkels, loo snorkels.
-什麼玩意 -用淋浴噴頭 - Loose nottle? - Shower heads!
-淋浴噴頭 -她說的對 快 快 - Shower heads? - She's right. Go, fucking go!
等等 為什麼不直接開門 Hang on, what about pulling the fucking door?
恭喜你們完成了第一個任務 Congratulations on completing your first task.
查理 羅克茜 好樣的 Charlie, Roxy, well done.
順便提醒一下仍然一頭霧水的人 For those of you who are still confused,
拿根軟管穿過馬桶的U型彎 if you can get a breathing tube around the U-bend of a toilet,
就能呼吸到無限的空氣 you have an unlimited air supply.
簡單的物理學知識 值得銘記 Simple physics, worth remembering.
艾格西 恭喜你發現了這是雙面鏡 Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror.
可能因為他見的太多了 He's probably seen enough of them.
好了 沒什麼可笑的 Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces.
因為按照標準 Because as far as I'm concerned,
你們全都不及格 every single one of you has failed.
你們全都忘記了最重要的事情 You all forgot the most important thing.
團隊合作 Teamwork.
看來是玩真的啊 So much for classic army technique.
35 105 沒錯 就是這樣 35, 105. That's it. That's it.
你好 Hello.
需要幫忙嗎 Can I help you?
是的 我想咨詢一下人類對地球的影響 Yes, I have a question about anthropogenic force.
真的嗎 這事可有意思了 Really? Well, it's actually quite fascinating.
我的同事為了救你犧牲了 My colleague died trying to rescue you,
我相信你也看到了他有多厲害 and I'm sure you saw how well-trained he was,
所以你最好告訴我是誰綁架了你 so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you
為什麼又放你走 and why they let you go?
我不知道... I have no idea what...
我不能說 他說這是... I'm not supposed to say, he said it was...
我的老天 我都沒使勁兒 Oh, for God's sake, I barely touched you.
天啊... Oh, man...
植入設備已激活
這個王八蛋 不管他是誰 我都... Fuck that guy, whoever he is, I'm gonna...
竟然逼我殺了阿諾德教授 Made me kill Professor Arnold.
我他媽愛死阿諾德教授了 I goddamn love Professor Arnold.
好消息是 Well, the good news is,
我們知道了應急和監控系統運行良好 we know the emergency and surveillance system works.
你知道什麼不是好消息嗎 You know what's not good news?
"我的同事犧牲了" 他這麼說的 "My colleague died", that's what he said.
這是個組織 他們現在盯上咱們了 This is an organisation and they're all over us.
-你跟哪些機構聯繫了 -我說了 - Whoever you spoke to...- I told you,
我聯繫了克格勃 軍情六處 I made contact with the KGB, MI6,
摩薩德和北京 Mossad and Beijing.
都堅稱那不是他們的人 They all insist he wasn't one of theirs.
北京 Beijing.
中國的秘密情報局連個特別點的名字都沒有 So freaky how there's no recognizable name
想想就害怕 for the Chinese Secret Service.
不過那才叫秘密 對吧 Now that's what you call a secret, right?
這樣 讓他們去死吧 You know what? Fuck it.
我們必須加快速度 We need to speed things up.
提前發佈產品 Bring the product release forward.
可還沒完成大規模生產 We're only halfway into production,
加速是要多花錢的 and speeding it will cost a fortune.
你覺得我在乎嗎 照我說的做 Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done!
你們昨晚應該已經意識到了 As some of you would have learnt last night,
對於王牌特工來說 團隊合作至關重要 teamwork is paramount here at a Kingsman.
為了強化你們的技能 測試你們的極限 We're here to enhance your skills, test you to your limits,
你們必須每人選只小狗 which is why you're gonna pick a puppy.
你們去哪兒 狗就去哪兒 Wherever you go, your dog goes.
你們要照顧它 訓練它 You will care for it, you will teach it.
把它們訓練好 你們也就快了 And by the time it's fully trained, so will you be.
當然得保證不被淘汰 Those of you who're still here, that is.
明白了嗎 Do you understand?
挑一隻吧 Choose your puppy.
貴賓犬 A poodle?
怎麼了 他們是獵犬 What? They're gundogs.
最古老的犬類了 容易訓練 Oldest barking breed, easy to train.
哈巴狗 A pug?
這是鬥牛犬吧 It's a bulldog, ain't it?
但它會長大的對不對 It'll get bigger, though, won't it?
該死的 Shit.
從磁共振成像來看 沒有腦震盪的跡象 His MRI shows no signs of concussion.
頭部也無明顯外傷 No direct brain trauma at all.
要多久才能下床活動 How much longer can he be out?
這個問得好 That's the million dollar question.
我們不清楚他到底沾上了什麼東西 We don't know what he was exposed to in there.
那哈利的錄像呢 What about Harry's footage,
沒有傳送回終端嗎 it didn't stream to his home terminal?
嚴格加密且無法破解 Encrypted and uncrackable.
所以等他醒了以後 If and when he comes around,
你最好請他分享一下密碼 you might wanna have a word with him about sharing his password.
他會好起來的吧 Is he gonna be all right?
要耐心點 艾格西 We need to have patience, Eggsy.
但希望還是有的 But there's hope, okay?
我是你的話就會全心投入訓練 If I were you, I'll concentrate on your training,
順利通過所有測試 讓他為你自豪 make it through the test, make him proud.
走啊 走啊 Come on, come on!
JB 動起來 動起來 JB, come on, come on!
我可不想因為你而墊底 I'm not coming last 'cause of you.
JB 再不走信不信我他媽斃了你 JB, I'll shoot you, got me? I'll fucking shoot you.
梅林不允許我抱著你走 Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you.
管他呢 Bollocks.
又進水了 Water!
-想打架 -算了 艾格西 - Come on, eh? - Eggsy, forget it!
怎麼了 這麼開不起玩笑 Oh, what's wrong, mate? You can't take a joke?
打架會被淘汰的 你這麼做不值當 Seriously, you'll get thrown out and it's just not worth it.
我他媽才不在乎淘不淘汰 Maybe I don't give a fuck about get kicked out!
那動手啊 你個下等人 Do it. Come on, you pleb.
查理 滾一邊去 Charlie, fuck off!
滾開 少來惹我 Yeah, go on. Walk away.
神經病 Dickhead.
沒事了 JB Come on JB.
乖狗狗 Good boy.
你們有一小時完成測試 You have exactly one hour to complete the test,
計時開始 starting now.
前方八百米 發現新目標 New target, 800 metres.
真不敢相信你居然還賴在這 Yeah. It's unbelievable. You're still here,
跟一坨屎一樣 沖都沖不走 lingering like some big steaming shit that just won't flush.
收到 目標已確認 Roger that.Target identified
你他媽就不能閉嘴嗎 and how about you shut the fuck up?
確保少數族裔等弱勢群體佔有一定比例
這就是所謂的平權法案吧 Positive discrimination, that's what it is.
有的蠢貨成績差得很 It's like these fucking steak cookheads
但是照樣能進牛津 who get into Oxford on C-grades,
就因為他老媽是個瘸子同性戀 'cause their mum is a one-leg lesbian.
你又不知道我成績什麼樣 You don't know fuck all about my grades.
抱歉 我相信你學歷一定很高 Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated.
準備好就開火吧 Fire when ready.
你覺得我需要平權法案嗎 How's that for positive discrimination?
感謝二位的傾聽 I want to thank you both for listening.
你們能遠道而來我真的感激不盡 And I really, really appreciate you travelling all this way...
女王儲殿下 Your Royal Highness.
還有您 首相 And you, too, Prime Minister.
你的主意真是妙極了 I think this is quite brilliant.
說真的 棒極了 It's absolutely brilliant.
你就是個徹頭徹尾的瘋子 You are completely crazy.
真是不好意思 公主殿下 Sorry, Your Royal Highness,
要想淨化斯堪的納維亞半島 but you got a big role to play
您是不可缺少的一環 in getting the Scandinavian region back on track.
您備受尊敬 鼓舞人心 You're popular, inspirational,
還有強大的民眾號召力 and you have the power to galvanize the people.
所以不管您合不合作 Now whether you're on board or not,
我都不得不堅持 I'm going to have to insist
將您安置在安全的地方 on getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety.
那您呢 首相 您要參與嗎 How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out?
身為一個政客 我覺得事到如今 Well, I think it's about time that a politician did something
該幹點有意義的事了 that actually made a difference.
說得好 Too true.
幹嘛 What?
把她帶走 Take her away.
喝一杯 Drink?
好啊 Why not?
別擔心 公主不會受到任何傷害 Don't worry, no harm will come to the princess.
反正我是共和黨的[反王室] Well, I am a republican anyway, so...
我又不在乎 it really doesn't matter.
放了公主 Release the princess.
好了 完成了 Okay, you're done.
感覺還行吧 Not so bad, right?
根本沒感覺 Hardly felt a thing.
歡迎加入 Welcome aboard.
榮幸至極 Pleasure is all mine.
沒人教你進門要先敲門嗎 Ever heard of knocking?
我偷東西踩點時才會敲門 Only when I'm casing the place to rob.
梅林說你找我 Merlin said you wanted to see me?
但願JB和你一樣訓練有素 I hope JB's training is going as well as yours is.
坐下 Sit.
恭喜你晉級六強 Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates.
你的測試成績比我預想的好多了 Your test results were even better thant I could have hoped.
請進 Come in.
艾格西 Eggsy.
我們需要談話 你可以回去了 I need to have a private conversation. You're dismissed.
說什麼呢 讓他看著 Nonsense. Let him observe.
說不定能學點東西 Might learn a thing or two.
好吧 來看看這個 As you wish. Take a look at this.
我的老天 我都沒使勁兒 Oh, for God's sake, I barely touched you...
天啊... Oh, man...
我的老天 Fucking hell!
你也忒暴力了吧 哈利 That is rank, Harry.
居然爆了他的頭 You blew up his head?
有點過頭了嗎 It's a bit much, ain't it?
事實上是他頸部的植入芯片引起了爆炸 Actually the explosion was caused by an implant in his neck.
就在傷疤下面 Here, under the scar.
我的裝備有捕捉到觸發信號嗎 My hardware picked up the signal that triggered it?
好消息是捕捉到了 Fortunately, yes.
但壞消息是追蹤到的IP地址 Unfortunately the I.P. Address I traced it to
屬於瓦倫丁公司 is registered to the Valentine Corporation.
裏士滿·瓦倫丁
這可怎麼找 Well, that's not much of a lead,
他在全世界可有幾百萬名員工 he has millions of employees worldwide.
裏士滿·瓦倫丁就是個天才 That Richmond Valentine is a genius.
你們沒看他今天的發佈會嗎 Did you not see his annoucement today?
沒有 No.
平均每人每年要花費近2000美元 We each spend on average 2000 dollars a year
用於購買手機和移動互聯 on cellphone and Internet usage.
現在我很榮幸地宣佈 It gives me great pleasure to announce
那個時代過去了 those days are over.
自明日起 無論男女老少 As of tomorrow, every man, woman and child
每人都能免費領取一張 can claim a free SIM card
適配所有電腦和手機的SIM卡 compatible with any cellphone, any computer
免費使用我的通訊網絡 and utilize my communications network for free.
免費通話 Free calls,
免費通話
免費上網 free Internet,
免費上網
人人享有 for everyone...
人人享有
永久暢用 forever.
永久暢用
瓦倫丁的助理也有芯片植入的傷疤 Valentine's assistant has the same implant scar.
我有必要去會會瓦倫丁先生了 I think Mr. Valentine and I should have a tete-a-tete.
他下周要舉辦晚宴 He's having a gala dinner next week.
我幫你搞定邀請函 I'll get you an invitation.
不過你千萬要小心 You need to be careful, though.
你昏迷後 數百名重要人物都離奇失蹤 Since you've been out, hundreds of VIPs have gone missing,
也沒有要求支付贖金...比如阿諾德教授 no ransom notes...exactly like Professor Arnold.
那就幫我找個值得被綁架的身份吧 And I suggest you make my alias somebody worth kidnapping.
你怎麼了 恐高嗎 What, you don't like heights?
是啊 不過還好 Yeah, it's okay.
我以前跳過傘 不過應該就是跳過才害怕 I've done it before, which is probably why, come to think of it.
放心吧 你會沒事的 Hey, you're gonna be all right.
你可是班裏成績最好的 You're top of the class.
聽好了 Listen up.
你們的任務是準確降落在目標地點 You mission is to land on the target
但不能被雷達發現 without the radar detecting you.
一旦被雷達發現或者偏移目標 I read you on the radar or you miss the target,
捲鋪蓋走人 you go home.
都聽懂了吧 Is that understood?
20秒後抵達跳傘區域 Drop zone coming up, 20 seconds.
走吧 We gotta go.
艾格西 我覺得我做不到 Eggsy. I really don't think I can do this.
你當然做不到 Of course you can't.
去後面待著 先看我的吧 Get to the back and I'll show you how, yeah?
來吧 Come on!
艾格西 艾格西 等等 Eggsy. Eggsy, wait! Hang on!
羅克茜 別這麼婆婆媽媽 Roxy, just stop fucking about!
跟著我就好 明白嗎 Follow me, yeah?
爽 Come on!
羅克茜 再不跳就沒戲了 Roxy, it's now or never!
跳 Jump!
好姑娘 羅克茜 幹得漂亮 Good girl, Roxy! I'm glad you made it!
看我的 Look at me.
你們也來吧 Come on.
哎呦 你們心情都不錯嘛 My, my, you're all very cheerful.
真以為這麼一帆風順就過了嗎 You really think it was gonna be that straight forward?
傻子都能看懂屏幕上的數字 Any idiot can read a heads-up display,
不過身為王牌特工 but Kingsman agent needs to be able to
你得學會在高壓環境下解決問題 solve problems under pressure...
比如有人沒有降落傘該怎麼辦 like what to do when one of your group has no parachute.
-什麼 -操 - What? - Shit!
誰沒降落傘 No parachute? Who?
該死 Fuck!
到底是誰 Which one?
我們該怎麼辦 What do we do?
再說一次 找準目標 避開雷達 I told you, aim for the target, coming under the radar.
我也不想把誰從地上剷起來 And I hope not to be scraping one of you out.
但如果你真能摔進目標裏 But if I do have to and you're inside the target...
我會對你刮目相看的 please know I'll be very impressed.
-該死 -見鬼 - Fuck! - Shit!
大家都聽著 我有個計劃 Everybody listen, I've got a plan.
兩人一組 抓住離你最近的人 Pair up! Grab the closest person to.
-魯夫斯 抓住我 -該死 - Rufus, come on! - Oh, fuck!
魯夫斯 Rufus!
見鬼 我做不到 Oh shit, I can't!
該死 Fuck!
謝天謝地 Thank God!
魯夫斯 你個縮頭烏龜 Rufus, you wanker!
見鬼 現在是奇數了 Shit, we're in odd number now!
快 所有人圍成一個圈 Quick, make a circle.
說得對 各位 快 Fuck. Right, boys, let's do it.
我們輪流打開降落傘 We pull our chords one by one.
找到那個倒霉蛋後 when we know who's fucked,
右手邊的人就抓住他 the person on the right grabs him.
好的 艾格西 Okay, Eggsy.
好主意 艾格西 Good plan, Eggsy.
你還剩三十秒 加油 快 You have 30 seconds. Come on now, hurry!
我先來 Me first!
該死 Oh, fuck!
警告
高度過低
好了 下個我來 Okay, me next.
地面上見 夥計們 See you on the ground, boys.
該我了 Now me.
該死 Fuck!
羅克茜 Rox,
無論如何我都會保護你 明白嗎 no matter what happens now, I've got you, all right?
警告
高度過低
明白 艾格西 Okay, Eggsy.
-你先來行嗎 -好 - Yours first, okay? - Yeah.
該死 Shit!
糟糕 Shit!
警告
高度過低
見鬼 Shit!
羅克茜 Rox!
雨果 迪格比 Hugo. Digby.
進不了目標就做不了特工 You don't land in the K, you're not in the K.
魯夫斯 降落傘開太早 Rufus, you opened too soon.
怕雷達上看不到你嗎 You're all over the radar.
你們三個 收拾行李回家吧 All three of you, pack your bags and go home.
艾格西 羅克茜 祝賀你們 Eggsy, Roxy. Congratulations.
你們刷新了記錄 You set a new record.
可不是誰都敢降到300英尺才開降落傘 Opening at 300 feet, that's pretty ballsy.
恭喜你們完成又一項任務 解散 Well done for completing another task. Fall out.
不好意思 先生 Sorry, sir.
你憑什麼選我當倒霉蛋 But why the fuck did you choose me as the gim?
你覺得我可以犧牲掉嗎 Am I the expendable candidate?
不准你那麼跟我說話 No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that.
有什麼牢騷 過來悄悄跟我說 You have a complaint, you come here and you whisper in my ear.
我給你減減背上的負擔 You need to take that chap off your shoulder.
德維爾先生 見到您真高興 Mr. De Vere. It's a pleasure to meet you.
真不好意思 是我記錯晚宴時間了嗎 I'm awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up.
不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no.
我專門為您取消了晚宴 I cancelled the gala because of you.
這麼大手筆的捐贈 當然得單獨宴請 Anybody willing to donate that much deserves their own dinner.
請進吧 Come in.
多謝了 Thank you.
不得不承認我非常期待見到您 Gotta admit I was really intrigued to meet you.
我不認識的億萬富翁真不多 There aren't many billionaires I don't know.
肯定 I don't doubt it.
我找人查了下您的資料 Obviously, I had my people looked into your fair and...
發現您來自一個富貴世家 that's some pretty old money you're from.
你們的錢是怎麼賺的啊 How did you folks make it?
大部分是地產 不動產交易 Property, mostly. Property in the markets.
您不用擔心 沒有來路不明的錢 Nothing questionable, if that's your concern.
不是這個意思 Oh, no.
我只是想瞭解您是個怎樣的人 No. I'm just into finding out what kind of a person you are,
您應該能理解的吧 I assume you understand that.
當然 I most certainly do.
-您一定餓了吧 -餓壞了 - Hope you're hungry. - I'm famished.
那就好 請坐 Good. Grab a seat.
-請給我巨無霸 -眼光不錯 - I'll have the Big Mac, please. - Great choice,
但要說最好 but nothing beats
還是搭配秘製醬料的雙吉士堡餐 two cheeseburgers with secret sauce.
和1945年的拉菲葡萄酒是絕配 It's goes great with this '45 Lafite.
經典組合 A classic pairing.
至於餐後甜點 Now may I suggest Twinkies
可以試試1947年的滴金貴腐甜白 and 1947' Chateau d'Yquem
配奶油夾心蛋糕 for pudding?
這個我喜歡 I like it.
話說回來 您想捐款給我的基金會 So, you want to donate to my foundation.
您應該知道那方面的研究已經暫緩了吧 You are aware that I wind things down in that area, right?
可氣候變化對我們來說都是威脅 Climate change is a threat which affects us all,
瓦倫丁先生 Mr. Valentine.
有權勢的人沒幾個贊同我的 And you're one of the few powerful man
而您是其中之一 who seems to share my concern.
我之所以關停是因為毫無進展 I shut things down because I wasn't getting anywhere.
每一項研究都指向同一個結果 Every bit of research just pointing to the same thing.
碳排放只是個煙霧彈 The carbon emissions are a red herring
恐怕現在無論怎麼補救 and we're way past the point of no return
都是無濟於事了 no matter what remedial actions we take.
你挺明白啊 You know your shit.
其實有時我還挺嫉妒那些 I sometimes envy the blissfully ignorance of those less,
對這個世界不是那麼... well versed in their...
明白的人 shit.
阿諾德教授常說 As Professor Arnold always said,
"人類是唯一一種 "Human kind is the only virus cursed
知道宿主經不起折騰的 to live with the horrifying knowledge of its host's
可憐病毒" fragile mortality."
知道阿諾德教授的人可不多 You know, not a lot people knew about him.
您喜歡看間諜片嗎 德維爾先生 You like spy movies, Mr. De Vere?
現代的間諜片我覺得太嚴肅了 Nowadays, they're all a little serious, to my taste.
老片子更精彩 The old ones. Marvelous.
雖然劇情牽強誇張 但我看不厭 Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day.
邦德系列電影啊 The old Bond movies! Oh, man!
我小時候就夢想成為他 When I was a kid, that was my dream job.
紳士間諜 Gentlemen spy.
我認為邦德系列裏最出彩的還是反派 I always felt the old Bond film were only as good as the villain.
我小時候 As a child, I rather
倒是想做一個放眼未來的自大狂 fancied a futuristic colourful meglaomaniac.
只可惜我們都得長大 What a shame we both had to grow up.
用餐愉快 Bon appetit.
給我幾天時間來考慮您的提議 Just give me a couple of days to think over your proposal,
然後我派人與您手下聯繫 就沒問題了 I'll have my people get in touch with yours, and it's all good.
也謝謝您的...歡樂餐 And thank you for such a...Happy Meal.
怎麼樣 要我跟蹤他嗎 Well? Want me to follow him?
用不著 Nah.
我在酒裏下了微型追蹤器 I put a nano tracker gel in the wine.
他接下來24小時做了什麼我們都會知道 We'll know his every move for the next 24 hours,
總算能知道他是誰的人了 and finally find out who he works for.
我一直沒能離開瓦倫丁視線 Valentine didn't let me out of his sight.
我只在進去的時候看到了這個 All I got was this on the way in.
南部林間教堂是肯塔基州的一個仇恨團體 South Glade Mission Church is a hate group based in Kentucky.
聯調局已經監視他們好幾年了 FBI had been monitoring them for years.
怎麼 你覺得瓦倫丁支持他們嗎 What, you think Valentine is a supporter?
目前還沒有證據表明雙方有聯繫 No evidence yet of direct connection,
不過我會繼續查的 but I'll keep looking.
啊對了 Oh, by the way.
那一長串失蹤人口 Ever-growing list of missing persons
又多了個瑞典王室 now includes Scandinavian royalty.
蒂爾達女王儲 The Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
快放我出去 你個瘋子 Just let me out, you psycho!
我說了 你想什麼時候出去都行 I told you, you're free to go any time you want...
只要你答應我的條件 as long as you agree to my conditions.
我同意才怪 I don't agree,
我死也不會同意 and I am never ever going to agree.
夠了 Enough yet.
賤人 Bitch!
最近幾周失蹤的名流貴族 The list of missing celebirties and dignitaries
越來越多 has continued to grow in recently weeks,
社會各方均在給各國首腦施壓 and world leaders are coming under increase pressure
要求他們給個答覆 to provide answers.
我們正動用所有力量尋找蒂爾達王儲 We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde.
公主失蹤
瑞典首相回應大批名流貴族失蹤事件
我告訴你 世界各國的政府和情報部門 You know, governments and security forces worldwide
正通力合作 力圖揪出綁架事件的幕後真兇 are working together to find the person behind these abductions.
免費通話 免費上網 人人享有 永久暢用
另一條新聞 世界各地的人們 In other news, people all over the world
晝夜排隊 continued to wait in line
領取免費的手機卡 day and night to get their free SIM cards.
-P夫人 你也領了一個 -是啊 - Mrs. P, you get one? - Yeah,
我排了一天的隊 yeah, I've been queueing up all day.
這次史無前例的大贈送 This unprecedented give away
由慈善家裏士滿·瓦倫丁發起 by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine
目前已送出超過十億張手機卡 has already seen over a billion cards distributed...
坐著吧 At ease.
你們以為今天沒事了嗎 So you thought we were done for the day?
還沒完 Well, we're not.
-派對 -今晚 就在倫敦 -A party? - Tonight, in London.
-這是誰 -你的目標 - Who's this? - Your target.
你們的任務就是使用談話技巧 Your mission is to use your NLP training
把照片上的那個人搶到手 to win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope.
不僅要到手 更要能上手 And when I say win over, I do mean in the biblical sense.
簡單 Easy.
這種高貴的女生就喜歡玩硬的 Posh girls love a bit of rough.
看誰能到手咯 是不是 We'll see about that, yeah?
看誰能到手咯 We certainly will.
抱歉 我實在忍不住想告訴你 Hi, sorry, I just have to come over and say,
好美的眼睛 amazing eyes.
你不會戴了美瞳了吧 Are you wearing colour contacts?
-當然沒有 -怎麼可能 - No! - You so are.
不是吧 他打壓你 笑死人了 Oh, my God, negging, that's hilarious,
這招還是世紀初的人用的吧 I haven't heard anyone tried that since the Naughties.
-什麼 -打壓 故意對美女 - Excuse me? - Negging, saying something negative
進行負面評價 降低她的社交價值 to a pretty girl, in order to undermine her social value.
目的就是激你贏取他的肯定 It's supposed to make you want to win his approval.
小兒科的談話操縱技巧而已 Absurdly basic neural linguistic programming technique.
是我的錯覺嗎 這香檳味道有點怪 Is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny?
-是你不會品而已 -可能是因為不是好貨 - It's an acquired taste, mate. - I think it's just cheap.
那就喝杯我這個 很好喝的 Get one of these instead, they're delicious.
我跟你說 如果你打算 You know, if you're into
研究勾引技巧的話 絕對要向這傢伙學習 seduction techniques, this guy is text book.
瞧見他剛才怎麼做的了嗎 那叫起話頭 See what he just did? It's called an opinion openner.
用一個中性問題來讓你開口 Got you talking with a neutral question.
讓我們所有人都捲進對話裏 Got the whole of us involved in the conversation,
好讓你急於吸引他的注意力 so that you craved individual attention.
我只是說這酒喝著不太對 No, I'm just saying the champagne tastes wrong.
蘇菲·蒙太古·哈靈女士 前台有您的電話 Lady Sophie Montague Harring, phone call for you at reception.
-我去去就回 -待會兒見 - Be right back. - We'll see you in a little bit, yeah?
待會兒見 See you in a bit.
你的手法不好羅克茜 有點太強硬了 Bad job, Rox. Feeling a bit rough.
-你還好嗎 -不好 - You all right? - No.
抱歉偷聽到你們談話 Sorry to ears drop,
不過想讓人跟你回家 but you know there's a much
還有個簡單得多的辦法 easier way to guarantee getting someone home.
比如迷藥 Rohypnol.
或者藥效更強的 Or even something stronger.
你他媽誰啊 Who the fuck are you?
我在哪 Where am I?
這把刀 能救你的命 This knife can save your life.
-操 -我的僱主有兩個問題 艾格西 - Fuck. - My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy.
王牌特工是什麼鬼 誰是哈利·哈特 What the fuck is Kingsman, and who's Harry Hart?
我不知道你說的是誰 該死 I don't know what the fuck that is. Shit.
艾格西 我剛剛 Eggsy, I just killed two of
處決了你的兩個朋友 他們全都是這套屁話 your friends who give me the same bullshit answer.
我操 快他媽把繩子切斷 求你了 Fuck. Just cut the fucking ropes, please.
艾格西 王牌特工真值得你送死嗎 Eggsy, is Kingsman worth dying for?
去你媽的 Fuck you!
恭喜 做得真漂亮 Congratulations. Bloody well done.
其他人怎麼樣 How the others do?
羅克茜完美過關 下一個該查理了 Roxy passed with flying colours, Charlie's up next.
-想看看嗎 -當然 - Wanna watch? - Yeah. All right.
王牌特工真值得你送死嗎 Is Kingsman really worth dying for?
值得才怪 我全都告訴你 求你了 No, it fucking isn't! Shit, I'll tell you what you want, please.
切斯特·金是亞瑟 Chester King is Arthur.
亞瑟是名為王牌特工的特工組織的頭目 Arthur is the head of a spy agency and it's called Kingsman.
-快放開我 -多謝你查理 萬分感謝 - Get me out of here. - Thank you Charlie. Much appreciated.
不 你說話不算數 No! That wasn't the fucking deal.
我還對你寄予厚望 I had such high hopes for you.
真是丟人 You're a bloody disgrace.
亞瑟 對不起 解開我吧 Arthur, I'm sorry, please untie me.
自己解去 Untie yourself.
亞瑟 亞瑟 求你了 Arthur, Arthur, please.
混蛋 Shit.
-有人嗎 -加拉哈德 珀西瓦爾 恭喜 - Anyone? Hello? - Galahad, Perceval, congratulations.
你們的候選人 Your candidates have reached
正式晉級考核的最後一關 the final stage of the testing process.
依照傳統 給你們24小時的時間共處 As traditional goes, you now have 24 hours to spend with them.
艾格西 要知道你父親當年也到了這一關 Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point.
從現在起 都是真槍實彈了 明白嗎 From now on, there are no safety nets, understood?
很好 解散吧 Good, dismissed.
查理 該回家了 Charlie, time to go home.
去你媽的 看我不叫我爸來整你們 Fuck you, my fucking dad's gonna heard about this.
尿 還是不尿 To pee or not to pee?
那是我在巴黎 That was the headline the
成功拆除髒彈當天的報紙頭條 day after I defused the dirty bomb in Paris.
02世界盃預選賽
-德國1:5英格蘭 -錯過了那場比賽 - Germany 1, England 5. - Missed that game.
我當時正在五角大樓瓦解臥底間諜組織 I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon.
1981.7.29 查爾斯王子與戴安娜王妃婚禮
我第一個任務 My first mission.
挫敗了針對瑪格麗特·撒切爾的刺殺行動 Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.
這事可有人不想感謝你 Not everybody had thanked you for that one.
關鍵在於 艾格西 The point is, Eggsy,
根本就沒人謝過我 nobody thanked me for any of them.
這些事當天的報紙頭條都是些名流的花邊新聞 Front page news in all these occasions were celebrity nonsense.
我認為身為王牌特工 I think it's the nature of
取得了成就也不該為人知 Kingsman that our achievements remain secret.
一位紳士的名字 A gentleman's name should
應該只在報紙上出現三次 appear in the newspaper only three times.
出生時 結婚時 過世時 When he's born, when he marrys, and when he dies.
而身為王牌特工 首先是一位紳士 And we are first and foremost gentlemen.
那我沒指望了 就跟查理說的似的 It's me fucked then. It's like Charlie said.
-我就是個下等人 -胡說 - I'm just a pleb. - Nonsense.
是不是紳士 Being a gentleman has nothing
和一個人的出身沒有任何關係 to do with the circumstances of one's birth.
紳士風度是學來的 Being a gentleman is something one learns.
怎麼學 Yeah, but how?
好吧 第一課 All right, first lesson.
你坐下之前要先徵求我的許可 You should've asked me before you took a seat.
第二課 Second lesson,
學會調正宗的馬提尼 how to make a proper martini.
好的 哈利 Yes, Harry.
見鬼 疼死個人了 Goddamn it. This fucking hurts.
是你自己非要裝生物特徵識別系統的 You are the one who ask for a biometric security system.
-裝個按鈕不行嗎 -按鈕 - What's wrong with a simple switch? - A simple switch?
這可是一台極其危險的機器 This is an extremely dangerous machine.
操作它的人 It should only be operated
只能是我這樣又負責又理智的人 by someone as responsible and sane as me.
如果落進壞蛋手裏 那就糟啦 Bad shit could happen if this falls into the wrong hand.
-完事了嗎 疼死了 -沒 還有這個 - We done here? Shit. - No. Now this one.
教堂測試的開關 For the test of the church.
這個範圍很小 裝個按鈕就夠了 This one does have a short range, a simple switch will do.
你要不要教我《窈窕淑女》裏那種腔調 So you're gonna teach me how to talk proper like My Fair Lady?
別犯傻 Don't be absurd.
紳士和口音沒有關係 Being a gentleman has nothing to do with one's accent,
關鍵在於接受現在的自己 it'a about being at ease in one's own skin.
正如海明威所說 As Hemmingway said,
優於別人 並不高貴 there's nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man,
真正的高貴是優於過去的自己 true nobility is being superior to your former self.
那麼 紳士必備品第一件 合體西裝 Now, first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit,
我指的是全定制西裝 絕不要買成衣 by which I mean a bespoke suit, never off the peg.
王牌特工的西裝都是防彈的 And Kingsman's suits are always bulletproof.
你先去量量尺寸 無論你能不能通過考核 So let's get you measured and whether you get the job or not,
你都能有一件長久 you'll have a lasting and
且有用的紀念品 紀念在這的時光 useful memento of your time at Kingsman.
實在抱歉 先生 另一位先生正在試衣 I'm so sorry, sir. But a gentleman is completing his fitting.
二號試衣室可用 Fitting Room 2 is available.
第一次可不能在二號試衣室湊合 One does not use Fitting Room 2 when one is popping one's cherry.
要不我先帶你去三號試衣室看一看 Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room 3, while we wait.
-這次是向上還是向下 -都不是 - So we're going up or down? - Neither.
-就這樣嗎 -當然不是 - This is it? - Of course not.
拉一下你左邊的掛鉤 Pull the hook on your left.
棒 真是棒 Oh, yes, very, very nice.
你需要一雙好鞋來搭配西裝 You're going to need a pair of shoes to go with your suit.
鞋舌露出的繫帶正裝鞋都叫牛津鞋 An Oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing,
這裝飾性的花紋就叫雕花 this additional decorative piece is called Brogueing.
牛津鞋 不雕花 Oxfords, not brogues.
受用一生啊 艾格西 受用一生 Words to live by, Eggsy, words to live by.
穿一雙試試 Try a pair.
順便說一句 你武器課程分數蠻高的嘛 Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way.
這些你都見過了 These you're familiar with,
而這是我們的標準配槍 and this is our standard issue pistol.
可以看出外形不同尋常 It's quite unique as you'll see it,
在混亂的近戰環境下還能發射霰彈 it also fires shot gun cartridge for use in messy close range situations.
-感覺怎樣 -挺好的 - How do they feel? - Yeah, good.
現在你模仿一下 Now do your very best impersonation
德國貴族式的正禮 of a German aristocrat's formal greeting.
錯 艾格西 No, Eggsy.
太牛逼了 That is sick.
過去鞋跟裏還裝著移動電話 In the old days they had a phone in the heels as well.
該怎麼縮回去 How do I get it back in?
刀刃上塗了一層 Well it's coated with one of
目前發作最快的神經毒素 所以... the fastest acting neurotoxins known to man, so...
千萬小心 very carefully.
這東西我玩過許多次了 Now, I've had a lot of fun with this.
是我們頂尖化工技術的結晶 One of our finest examples of chemical engineering.
這種毒藥服下後是無害的 A poison, harmless when ingested,
但你完全可以視情形需要遠程激活 but at a time convenient to you, can be remotely activated.
隨時可以致命 Primed, lethal.
那這些呢 是做什麼用的 What about these? What do these do?
-電擊器嗎 -別逗了 那是手榴彈 - Electrocute you? - Don't be ridiculous. That's a hand grenade.
不是吧 Shut up.
想電人的話 要用印章戒指 You want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring.
傳統紳士會把印章戒指戴在左手上 A gentleman traditionally wears the signet ring on his left hand,
但王牌特工 but a Kingsman wears it
都戴在慣用手上 on which ever hand happens to be dominant.
按下戒指上的觸點 就會發出五萬伏電壓 Touch the contact behind the ring, it delivers 50,000 Volts.
-那些呢 有什麼特殊的地方 -沒什麼 - And what about them? What makes them so special? - Nothing.
是大眾科技終於追上了間諜科技的步伐 That technology's caught up with the spy world.
放回去 艾格西 Put it back, Eggsy.
正好 那位先生試衣結束了 Ah, perfect timing. The gentleman's just finished.
德維爾先生 好巧啊 Mr. De Vere, what a coincidence.
我就是因為你來的 You are totally the reason I'm here.
你從我家走了之後 When you left my house,
我就特想弄件你那樣帥爆了的晚禮服 I was thirsting for that dope ass smoking jacket you had on.
我要去皇家愛斯科賽馬會 And since I'm going to Royal Ascot,
必須得穿這種正裝吧 apparently you need one of these penguin suits.
所以我就來了 你來幹什麼了 Here I am. What are you doing here?
你好啊哥們 我是裏士滿·瓦倫丁 What's up man? Richmond Valentine.
這是我新招的隨扈 我帶他來見我的裁縫 This is my new valet, I was just introducing him to my tailor.
太巧了 我也是 Another coincidence. So am I.
您又考慮我的提議了嗎 Have you had any chance to think further on my proposal?
當然了 Most definitely.
我的人 My people will be getting
很快會和你聯繫的 我保證 in touch with you very soon. I guarantee it.
提個建議 去皇家賽馬會還需要戴大禮帽 A word of advise. Ascot requires top hat.
我建議您去洛扣公司 定制禮帽 I might suggest Lock and Co., hatters.
-聖詹姆斯街上 -烤魚的烤 - St. James'. - Lox as in smoked fish?
鎖扣的扣 As in 'locked up'.
有時候真是聽不懂你們說的話 I have trouble understanding you people some times.
你們都 不好好說話 Y'all...talk so funny.
先生們 他就麻煩你們了 Gentlemen, would you look after him, please.
這才是爆有型的禮帽 Now, this is a dope ass top hat.
瞪羚 咱們看賽馬去 Gazelle, let's go Ascotting.
怎麼回事 瞪羚 What happened there, Gazelle?
快點 我要讓女王等我了 Come on, don't make me late for the queen.
快走 瞪羚 要遲到了 Come on, Gazelle. We gonna be late.
賽馬場多遠 多遠來著 How far is Ascot? How far?
-梅林說您想見我 長官 -請坐 - Merlin said you wanted to see me, sir? - Sit down.
-小狗挺不錯 叫什麼 -JB - Pretty dog. What's his name? - JB.
-詹姆斯·邦德的縮寫 -不是 - As in James Bond? - No.
-傑森·伯恩 -不 是傑克·鮑爾- Jason Bourne? - No, Jack Bower.
美劇《24小時》男主
選得好 Bravo.
雖然我不想承認 艾格西 It pains me to admitt it, Eggsy,
但我你也許有一天 but I think that one day
也能成為和他們一樣優秀的特工 you might be as good a spy as any of them.
拿著 Take it.
把狗打死 Shoot the dog.
槍上膛了 把狗打死 This weapon is live. Shoot the dog.
把槍給我 Give me the gun.
還是姑娘有膽子 At lease the girl's got balls.
出去 Get out.
我就知道你不行 I knew you couldn't make it.
回家吧 Go home.
梅林 請讓羅克茜進來吧 Merlin, send in Roxy, please.
歡迎加入王牌特工 Welcome, to Kingsman.
蘭斯洛特 Lancelot.
-媽 -艾格西 - Mom. - Eggsy.
天啊你去哪了 我擔心死你了 God, where you've been? I've been so worried about you.
天啊 你都長這麼大了 Oh my days, just look how big you grow.
-他在哪 -我沒事 艾格西 - Where is he? - I'm fine. Eggsy.
求你了 求你別去惹他 Please, please, just don't get involved.
不 我就不該留下你一個人 No, I should've never have left you on your own.
這事到此為止了 This stops right now.
-馬上回來 -艾格西 - Be right back. - Eggsy.
-迪恩 -小廢物 你回來了 - Dean. - Oh, Mugsy, so you're back.
怎麼 現在改偷出租車了 What, you nicked a fucking taxi now?
沒錯 我要跟你談談我媽眼上的傷 Yeah. Can I have a word about my mom's black eye.
你還想跟我談 你一下那出租車 You wanna have a word with me, you get out that cab,
我立馬打得你找不著北 I'll knock you staight back down your fucking ass.
先讓你的狗腿子進去 然後我再出來 Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out.
去吧 小子們 兩下就搞定了 Go on, lads. There'll be two hits.
一下揍他 一下他倒地 Me hittin' him. And him hittin' the floor.
來吧 小兔崽子 Come on, then, you prick.
看看你有什麼本事 想打我 Let's see what you got, eh? Want a bit of me?
-你幹什麼 -不 不 別這樣 - What you're doing? - No, no, no. Come on.
你幹什麼 你要去哪兒 What you're doing? Where you going?
你這個蠢貨 就這麼沒種 You mug. What, you ain't got no bollocks?
那傢伙打了我媽媽 Come on, he hit my fucking mum!
等你帶種了再來找我吧 蠢貨 Come back when you've grown a pair. Muggsy.
你為了一隻狗放棄了自己的大好前程 You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog.
然後你還偷了我老闆的車給我蒙羞 And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss's car.
你為了一份破工作就衝自己的狗開槍 You shot a dog just to get a fucking job.
沒錯 Yes, I did.
每次我上廁所看到泡菜 就想起當時的場景 And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit.
你打死自己的狗還把它做成了標本嗎 You shot your dog and had it stuffed?
你個變態 You fucking freak.
不 我對我的狗開槍了 No, I shot my dog,
之後我把它帶回家裏 and then I brought him home and
又繼續養了它11年 continue to care for him for the next 11 years,
直到它死於胰腺炎 until he died of pancreatitis.
-什麼 -那是空彈 艾格西 - What? - It was a blank, Eggsy.
只是發空彈 It was a fucking blank.
-你還記得阿米莉亞嗎 -記得 - Remember Amelia? - Yeah.
她並沒有淹死 She didn't drown.
她是我們柏林技術部門的人 She works in our tech department in Berlin.
還活得好好的 She's fine.
必須要測試你的極限 Limits must be tested,
除非需要你救人一命 否則不能犧牲他人 Kingsman only condone the risking of a life to save another.
比如你疏忽了 我爸卻犧牲生命救你嗎 Like my dad saved your life, even though your fuck-up cost his?
你怎麼不把他也做成標本放在這兒 What, you got him stuffed here and all?
你看不出來我做的一切 Can't you see that everything
都是為了報答他的救命之恩嗎 I've done has been about trying to repay him?
哈利 你聽這個 Harry, listen to this.
瓦倫丁終於說了點有用的了 Valetine's at last saying something of note.
你們知道我為什麼喜歡筆和紙嗎 You know what I love about pen and paper?
因為沒人能入侵 Nobody can hack into this shit.
我們的環球之旅是一個巨大的成功 Our world wide tour was a complete success.
我們已經全部搞定了 We have total coverall.
英國 女王 愛丁堡公爵 威爾士親王 康沃爾公爵夫人 劍橋公爵及公爵夫人 喬治王子 哈利王子
就像玩賓戈的時候 把數字全劃掉一樣 Like when all your numbers in bingo are crossed out.
賓戈 Bingo?
賓戈 那個數字遊戲 你應該玩過吧 Bingo, the game, you have played bingo, right?
你看我像是玩過嗎 Do I look like I play bingo?
關鍵是 The point is,
如果明天教堂的實驗順利的話 if our test go well at the church tomorrow,
我們就可以行動了 we are good to go.
南部林間教堂 South Glade Mission Church.
-梅林 準備好飛機 -好 - Merlin get the plane ready. - Will do.
-哈利 對不起 我 -你確實該道歉 - Harry, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna do... - You should be.
你老實待在這兒 You just stay right there,
等我解決了問題再收拾你 I'll sort this mess up when I get back.
肯塔基 美國
我告訴你們 看看這世界吧 And I say to you, bear witness.
小心絞刑架 小心絞刑架 阿門 Watch the noose. Watch the noose, Amen.
洪水 無辜之人潑灑鮮血 Floods, the blood of the innocent spilled.
還有人懷疑這不是上帝在降怒嗎 And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God.
我們墮落的政府縱容雞姦 離婚 墮胎 Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion,
還有人在懷疑 這不是偽基督干的嗎 and yet some still doubt, this is work of the Antichrist.
哪怕你不是猶太人 You do not have to be a Jew,
黑人 妓女 a nigga, a whore, or an
或是信仰科學的進化論支持者... atheistic science-loving evolution spouter...
說得真好 Charming sermon.
你能看到瓦倫丁嗎 Can you see Valetine anywhere?
朋友們 雖然他是公正的上帝 他也只是 So my friends, although he is a just God, he is justly...
你能肯定我們在範圍外嗎 You're sure we're out of range?
離那一千多英尺呢 怎麼了 We're over thousand feet away, what's wrong?
要是計算有誤怎麼辦 What if the calculations are wrong?
你只要相信我就好了 You just have to trust me.
猶太人 黑人 還有同性戀 Jew, niggar, fag lovers
和惡魔將永世身受烈焰煎熬 and the devil is burning for all eternity.
-請讓一下 -你要去哪兒 - Excuse me. - Where're you going?
你搞什麼 What's your problem?
我是一個信奉天主教的男妓 I'm a Catholic whore currently enjoying a congress out of wedlock
還和一個猶太裔的黑人搞婚外情 with my black jewish boyfriend
他在一家軍方的流產門診部工作 who works at a military abortion clinic.
撒旦萬歲 So hail Satan.
祝您有一個愉快的下午 夫人 And have a lovely afternoon, madam.
天哪 他要走了 我得馬上開始實驗 Oh, shit, he's leaving, I'm starting the test now.
但願他們都領了我們的SIM卡 Hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
你個異教徒休想離開這座教堂 You do not leave this church like the infidel you are.
他會吞食你的後代 He will eat your babies...
主的血液會淹沒你的 主不會拯救你 You will drown in the blood of the Lord. He will not save you.
我操 Oh fuck.
天哪 我不能看這個 到這兒來 Oh shit, I can't watch this. Get over here.
天哪 不是吧 Jesus, fuck.
加拉哈德 你能聽到我說話嗎 Galahad, can you hear me?
哈利 Harry.
哈利 這是怎麼回事 Harry, what the heck is going on?
你能把聲音關小點嗎 Can you just turn the volume down, please?
沒想到效果這麼好 I didn't expect it to be that effective.
這效果有多好 What kind of response are we talking?
100% One hundred percent.
不管領沒領手機卡 所有人都被影響了嗎 So everyone's been effected, whether they have a sim card or not?
還能順便消滅個王牌特工 And we get to add the benefit of wiping out the Kingsman.
還沒死呢 Not yet.
你該看看這個 Oh, you need to see this.
你對我做了什麼 我控制不了自己 What did you do to me? I had no control.
我把那些人全殺了 I killed all those people.
-而且是自願的 -很聰明 是不是 - I wanted to. - Clever, isn't it?
簡單來說 就是發射神經電信號 In simple terms, it's a neurological wave,
會大大激發人的侵略性 that triggers the center of aggression,
並且關閉人體的抑制機能 and switches off the inhibiters.
是你拿噁心的免費SIM卡吧 Transmitted through your nasty free sim cards I assume?
你知道這像什麼嗎 You know what this looks like?
就像我們都愛看的老電影 This like those old movies we both love.
現在我應該把自己的計劃都告訴你 Now I'm gonna tell you my whole plan
然後想出一種 and then I'm gonna come up
複雜又古怪的方法殺你 with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you
可你會想出一個同樣絕妙的方式逃脫 and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape.
我覺得可以這樣 Sounds good to me.
可這不是那種電影 Well, this ain't that kind of movie.
不 No!
他死了嗎 Is he dead?
沖人腦袋開一槍 一般都會死的 That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head.
-感覺不錯吧 -不 一點都不好 - It feels good, right? - No, it does not feel good.
感覺糟透了 It feels fucking awful.
什麼 教堂裏多少人都是你殺的 What? You just killed how many people in that church?
-這才一個 -不 那些人是自相殘殺 - This is one guy. - No, no, no, they killed each other.
好了 設好倒計時 我們的派對 Okay, send down the countdown clock. This party starts...
明天開始 tomorrow.
亞瑟 Arthur.
-你在嗎 -很不幸 我在 - Are you there? - Sadly, I am.
召集所有王牌特工 Assemble the Kingsmen.
你難道看不出來我做的一切 Can't you see that everything
都是為了報答他的救命之恩嗎 I've done has been about trying to repay him?
是個充滿潛力的小伙子 I see a young man with potential,
這輩子想做點好事 who wants to do something good in his life.
亞瑟 哈利死了 Arthur, Harry's dead.
加拉哈德死了 我們剛敬了他一杯 Galahad is dead. Hence, we have just drunk a toast to him.
那你也知道那個瘋子要做什麼吧 Well, then you know what that psycho's doing.
全世界有多少人領了他的手機卡 How many people around the world have got those SIM cards?
瓦倫丁可以把信號發給他們任何一個人 Valentine can send his signal to any of them, all of them,
一旦他們都開始自相殘殺 if they all go homicidal at the same time, then...
多虧了加拉哈德的錄像 Indeed, and thanks to Galahad's recordings,
我們拿到了瓦倫丁的供詞 we have Valentine's confession.
這份情報將會遞交給有關部門 The intellegence have been passed on to the relevant authorities,
我們的任務完成了 our work is complete.
這也是我們死去的戰友留下的珍貴遺產 And a most distinguished legacy for our fallen friend it is too.
就這樣嗎 And that's it?
來 坐下 孩子 Come and sit down, boy.
這是1815年的拿破侖白蘭地 This, is an 1815 Napoleonic Brandy.
只有王牌特工中有人犧牲時 我們才會飲用 And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman.
加拉哈德很欣賞你 Galahad was very fond of you.
這一次 我覺得我們可以適當地 And on this occasion, I think it's acceptable for us,
破一下例 to bend the rules a little.
那些都是王牌特工嗎 These are all Kingsmen?
是的 他們是創始人 Yes, they're founder members.
咱們兩個敬杯酒 I want you to join me in a toast.
敬加拉哈德 To Galahad.
哈利說你不喜歡破例 亞瑟 Harry said you don't like to break rules, Arthur.
現在為什麼破例 Why now?
你表現很好 艾格西 You're very good, Eggsy.
也許我會提議由你來接替加拉哈德的職位 Perhaps I will make you my proposal for Galahad's position.
當然了 前提是你和我 Provided of course, if we can
能在一些政治問題上達成共識 see eye to eye on certain political matters.
你來猜一猜 這是什麼 Can you guess, what this is?
我不用猜 哈利告訴過我了 I don't have to, Harry showed me.
你一按 我就死 You click it, I die.
我就覺得那白蘭地味道有點怪 I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.
-很好 -瓦倫丁收買了你 - Bravo. - Valentine won you over, somehow.
他一解釋 我就明白了 Once he explained, I understood.
你感染上病毒 就會發燒 When you get a virus, you get a fever,
這是人體通過升溫 that's the human body raising
來殺滅病毒 it's core temperature to kill the virus.
地球也是一樣 Planet Earth works the same way.
全球變暖是地球在發燒 而人類正是病毒 Global warming is the fever. Mankind is the virus.
我們讓地球病了 We're making our planet sick.
只能寄希望於大清洗 A cull is our only hope.
如果不主動減少人口 If we don't reduce our population ourselves,
最終只有那麼兩種結局 there's only one or two ways this gonna go.
宿主殺死病毒 或是病毒殺死宿主 The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host.
-不管哪一種 -結果都是一樣的 - Either way... - The result is the same.
病毒會被消滅 The virus dies.
因此瓦倫丁決定親自解決人口問題 So Valentine's gonna take care the population problem himself.
就算我們不行動 大自然也會行動 But if we don't do something, nature will.
有時候 必須清洗掉低等人類 Sometimes the culling is the
才能保證種族的繁衍 only way to ensure that the species survives.
歷史將會見證 And history will see Valentine
瓦倫丁拯救人類於滅頂之災 as a man who saved humanity from extinction.
所以他來決定清洗誰 是嗎 And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he?
他有錢的朋友都會活下來 All his rich mates they get to live,
他認為有價值活下去的人 and anyone he thinks is worth saving
無論他們是否贊成 他都會保護他們 he's keeping them safe. Whether they agree with him or not.
至於你 艾格西 看哈利的面子 And you, Eggsy, in Harry's honor,
我邀請你成為新世界的一員 I am inviting you to be part of a new world.
該做決定了 It's time to make your decision.
我還是見哈利去吧 謝謝 I'd rathe be with Harry. Thanks.
請便吧 So be it.
我們這些平民 就是喜歡亂動東西 The problem with us common types is, that we're light fingered.
王牌特工教會了我很多東西 可這種花招 Kingsmans taught me a lot, but... sleight of hand...
是的 他們是創始人 Yes, they're founder members.
我早就學會了 I had that down already.
你這個小王八蛋 You dirty, little fucking prick.
V日倒計時 速至安全區 或飛至 北緯66°58'30" 東經61°43'4"
V日又有"情人節"之意 本電影全球首映日恰為情人節前一天
好了 蘭斯洛特 把槍放下 It's okay, Lancelot, put it down.
已經證實了 It's verified.
亞瑟手機收到的信息說找安全的地方 Arthur's phone's recieving update text about getting to safety.
-我們的時間不多了 -你打算怎麼辦 - We don't have a lot of time. - What you're going to do?
應該是我們打算怎麼辦 Question's what we gonna do?
誰知道還有誰被瓦倫丁收買了 God knows who's in Valentine's pocket and who's not.
我們沒有辦法 We've no choice.
只能靠我們自己了 We're going to have to deal with it ourselves.
跟我來 Follow me.
-這是什麼玩意 -我不知道 - What the fuck is this? - I've no idea.
你手裏的這個傢伙 What you're playing with,
是單人跨大氣層飛行艙的樣機 is a prototype personal transatmosphere vehicle.
這是在裏根的星球大戰計劃中發明的 It was developed as part of Reagan's "Star Wars" project.
設計很基礎 但應該好用 It's pretty basic, but should still work.
我們要炸掉瓦倫丁的一個衛星 We're gonna take out one of Valentine's satellites.
切斷傳播鏈 阻止信號傳播 We're gonna break the chain, stop the signal.
他要花上好幾個小時才能安排好新的線路 It'll take him couple of hours to reroute it,
這將為我們爭取到足夠的時間 which buys us enough time
讓我進入瓦倫丁的主機 for you to get me into Valentine's mainframe
然後關掉它 so I can shut it down.
蘭斯洛特 你要駕駛它 穿上宇航服 Lancelot, you're gonna be using it. Get into your halo suit.
瑞典首相請求降落 Swedish Prime Minister requesting permission to land.
允許降落 Permission granted.
-請 -謝謝 - Please. - Thank you.
-有多少人要來這裏 -沒多少 - So how many more are we expecting? - Not many.
他們都有自己的防空洞 Most have their own bunkers.
來的都是超級緊張的人 I figure we're just getting the really nervous ones.
歡迎您 首相 Welcome, Prime Minister.
植入的芯片會發射抗干擾信號 It seems the implant can emit some kind of counter signal
保證被植入芯片的人 to ensure the wearer remains
免受手機卡電磁波的干擾 unaffected by the waves on the SIM cards.
讓所有人變成殺人狂魔的電磁波嗎 The waves that turned everyone into a psycho killer?
沒錯 Quite.
可是他沒有告訴那些人 But what he probably didn't tell anyone,
這種芯片可以按照指令 is it can also super heat
讓他們軟組織過熱 their soft tissue as command.
瓦倫丁留下的人都是精心挑選的 Valentine selected his chosen few to get the countdown warning.
他必須要確保 He had to be sure they
計劃開始之前沒人會洩密 didn't blab it to the wrong people beforehand.
-這對我們有什麼幫助嗎 -沒有 - How does this help us right now? - It doesn't.
羅克茜 準備出發 Roxy, here we go.
你上升的高度越高 氣球就會膨脹得越大 The higher you go, the more the balloons expand.
你一到達大氣層邊緣 氣球就會爆炸 When you reach the edge of the atmosphere, it will explode.
必須在那之前部署好導彈 明白嗎 You need to deploy the missile just before that, okay?
-大氣層邊緣 -你一部署好 - The edge of the atmosphere. - Once you deployed,
就要馬上脫離 以迅速下降 you'll need to release for descent fast.
祝你好運 Good luck.
-你能做到的 好嗎 -好的 - You can do this. Okay? - Yeah.
艾格西 快來 時間不等人 Eggsy, come on, time is not our friend.
你得用亞瑟的邀請函混進去 Getting in Arthur's invitation, you gonna need to blend in.
-要我假扮亞瑟嗎 -他的邀請函在手機裏 - I'm supposed to be Arthur? - He's invitation is in his phone.
給他們看這個 說他的真名 切斯特·金 Give them this, give his real name, Chester King.
-那你呢 -我是你的飛行員 我留在這 - What about you? - I'm your pilot, I'm gonna stay here.
-這個合身嗎 -定制的西裝一定合身 - Is that gonna fit me? - A bespoke suit always fits.
穿的時候記得感謝哈利 Just be grateful Harry had it made for you.
快去換衣服 Get dressed.
-這些傢伙怎麼了 -我不知道 - What the fuck's wrong with them? - I don't know.
可能是因為要發生大屠殺吧 Could have something to do with the mass genocide?
把話筒給我 Give me the mic.
嗨 大家都聽我說 Hey, yo, everybody listen up. Hello, hello.
你們他媽怎麼回事 What the fuck is wrong with you people?
我只想提醒你們 今天是個慶祝的日子 I just want to remind you that today is a day of celebration.
今天我們不要想死亡 We must put aside all thoughts of death,
要想新生 and focus on birth.
一個新時代的誕生 The birth of a new age.
不要哀悼今天犧牲的人們 We mustn't mourn those who give their lives today.
要對他們的犧牲致敬 We just honor their sacrifice...
她有我的電話 打給我 你會沒事的 She got my number, so call me back, and then you're fine.
對他們為拯救人類做的貢獻致敬 and their role in saving the human race.
心裏不要有疑慮 也不要有愧疚 We must put aside doubts and guilt.
你們是被選中的人 You are the chosen people.
我們給孩子們講諾亞方舟的故事時 When folks tell the kids the story of Noah's Arc,
-諾亞是邪惡的嗎 -不是 - is Noah the bad guy? - No.
-上帝是邪惡的嗎 -不是 - Is God the bad guy? - No.
-那成雙成對的動物們呢 -不是 - How about the animals marching two by two? - No.
當然不是了 這就對了 Of course not. Yeah, that's it.
快把苦瓜臉變成笑臉 Let's turn those frowns upside down.
吃好喝好 盡興玩 Eat, drink, and party!
我們新時代裏再會 And I will see you all, in the new age.
羅克茜 是我 Rox, it's me.
風景怎麼樣 How's the view?
-挺可怕 -我這兒挺棒的 - Hideous. - Mine's pretty sweet.
-他們給你定制西裝了嗎 -還沒有 - They made you one of these suits yet? - No, not yet.
給你留個努力的目標啊 You got something to look forward to then.
我們快到瓦倫丁的基地了 不說了 We're coming up on Valentine's base. Gotta go.
祝你好運 Good luck.
看著不錯嘛 艾格西 Looking good, Eggsy.
感覺也不錯 梅林 Feeling good, Merlin.
這裏是N247CK 請求降落 This is November 247 Charlie Kilo, request permission to land.
允許降落 Permission is granted.
我操 Fuck me.
敵情檢測
60敵兵
2防空導彈
艾格西 走吧 Eggsy, we're on.
我是切斯特·金 Chester King.
歡迎您 金先生 Mr. King, welcome.
相信您會遵守 I'm sure you'd be a dear to
瓦倫丁禁止攜帶武器的政策 Valentine's strict no weapons policy,
但您不介意的話 but if you don't object.
-當然不會 -謝謝 - Of course. - Thank you.
你有沒有攜帶行李 Do you have any luggage?
恭喜你 邁克羅夫特 Congratulations, Mycroft,
你從飛行員晉陞為隨扈了 you just graduated from my pilot to my valet.
-你個不要臉的 -明白了嗎 - You cheeky. - Understood?
很好 Good.
謝謝 Thank you.
艾格西 找台筆記本 讓我連上網絡 Eggsy, find a laptop, get me online.
時間不多了 記住 盡力混入人群 The clock is ticking. Now, remember, try to blend in.
-需要喝點什麼嗎 先生 -馬提尼 用琴酒 - Would sir care for a drink? - Martini, gin,
不能用伏特加 not vodka, obviously,
攪拌十秒鐘 stired for 10 seconds while
要盯著未開瓶的味美思看 glancing at an unopened bottle of Vermouth.
謝謝 Thank you.
梅林 你在看嗎 Merlin, you're clocking this?
在 保持警惕 Yes, I am. Stay focused.
蘭斯洛特 你做得很好 馬上就到了 Lancelot, you're doing great. Not much further to go.
好的 梅林 Yes, Merlin.
艾格西 趕快讓我連上網絡 Eggsy, get me online, now.
好的 這就去 Yep, I'm on it.
蘭斯洛特 你即將到達極限高度 Lancelot you're approaching your altitude limit.
氣球撐不了多久了 Those baloons won't last much longer.
準備部署導彈 Prepare to engage missile.
就社會已死 新社會永生 Society's dead, long live society.
說得太對了 Amen to that.
-我叫摩爾登·林斯特羅 -我叫切斯特·金 - I'm Morden Linstrome. - Chester King.
你是怎麼連上網的 我連不上 How do you get online? I couldn't.
他這是封閉式網絡 Oh, well, it's a closed network,
得提前獲得授權才能連上 you see, pre-authorized, connections only.
鎖定
已經鎖定衛星 I've got a fix on the satellite.
你那時間准嗎 Do you have the correct time?
我的表好像還在上個時區 I think I'm still on my last time zone.
我調好了 我來看一下 Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's see now.
系統分析中
艾格西 我侵入了 立刻回到飛機上來 Eggsy, I'm in. Get your arse back to the plane, now.
-我這就來 -蘭斯洛特 祝你好運 - On my way. - Lancelot, good luck.
準備發射 三 二 Firing in 3, 2...
-慢慢站起來 -你他媽怎麼會在這裏 - Nice and slow. - What the fuck are you doing here?
顯然我們全家都收到了邀請 Well, my family were invited, obviously.
給我慢慢站起來 Now get the fuck up, slowly.
我操 蘭斯洛特 趕快發射 Oh, shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire.
-另一個氣球也快要炸了 -好的 梅林 - The other balloon is gonna blow. - Yes, Merlin.
我就快搞定了 馬上就好 I've nearly got it, give me a second.
瓦倫丁 我抓到了個間諜 Valentine, I caught a fucking spy.
Z眼鏡 放大 Z-glass, zoom.
我操 這不是那年輕隨扈嘛 Oh, fuck, is that young valet.
這個混蛋 Son of a bitch.
鎖定
好了 Got it.
該死 拉響警報 Oh, shit, sound the alarm.
我可不想冒險 I'm not taking any chances.
好了 你開始兩分鐘倒計時 Okay, you send out a 2 minutes warning,
我來手動控制 I'm starting the override.
好了 開始吧 All right, let's do this.
開始倒計時 Countdown, initiated.
V日倒計時
啟用停機坪電梯
-他在哪裏 -在這裏 - You see him? - Right here.
艾格西 左拐 Eggsy, take a left.
前方兩名守衛 Two guards, up ahead.
蘭斯洛特 馬上脫離 Lancelot. Release, now!
艾格西 徑直向前 然後右拐 Eggsy. Straight ahead, then right.
又來了兩名 There's two more.
好了 大家站起來 倒計時迎接V日吧 All right! Everybody on your feet. Count down to V-Day!
歡迎來到新時代 Welcome into new age!
我討厭這樣 I don't like this!
那邊 Over there.
前面 Up ahead.
艾格西 左拐進入窄道 Eggsy, next left, you got a narrow tunnel.
開始吧 十 Here we go! Ten,
九 nine,
八 eight,
七 seven,
六 six,
五 five,
四 four,
三 three,
二 two,
一 one!
生物特徵識別通過 已授權
系統失效
漂亮 你們都完成得很出色 Nice! Well done, both of you!
不起作用 應該可以啟動的呀 怎麼回事 It's not working! It's supposed to be working, what the fuck?
做得好 羅克茜 真棒 Yes! Well done, Rox. Good girl!
我們失去了一顆衛星 We've lost one of our satellites.
系統分析完成
模塊掃瞄完成
不不不 這我可破解不了 Oh, no, no! There's no way I can hack pass that!
檢測到生物特徵識別防護
模塊掃瞄完成
怎麼回事 What's going on?
有什麼問題嗎 Is there a problem?
沒必要拿槍指著我吧 我就是個飛行員 Come on. There's no need for guns. I'm just the pilot.
操 Fuck!
梅林 Merlin!
快進來 Get in here!
快點 Come on!
-趕緊離開這 -不行 - Let's get the fuck out of here! - We can't.
我侵入不了瓦倫丁的系統 I can't get into Valentine's machine.
有生物特徵識別系統 It's got biometric security.
你還得再回去 You're gonna have to get in there
別讓他的手再碰到桌子 and make sure his hand never touches that desk.
-你這是在逗我玩嗎 -很遺憾 並不是 - Are you taking a fucking piss? - I'm afraid not.
把這個給我 Let's have that, then?
這是我的 This is mine.
你的裝備在那邊 I'll show you yours.
選得好 Good choice.
重連所有衛星還要多久 How long to relink the satellite chain?
丟失連接
一小時 有可能兩小時 It'll take an hour, maybe two.
胡扯 把這倆連起來不就行了 Bullshit! Just bring these two closer together.
但那顆不是你的 But that's not yours.
Z眼鏡 呼叫E Z-glass, call E, man.
E 我是V 聽我說 我這遇到了點小麻煩 E! It's V. Listen man, I've got a little hiccup on this end,
需要你幫個忙 I need a piggyback.
我剛損失了顆衛星 One of my satellites just went down
但它正好挨著你的衛星 but it's right next to one of yours.
你真懂我 You're in my mind!
你要多久能搞定 How long before you make that happen?
行動 Go.
好了 應該快好了 All right, we should be coming back online.
10% Ten percent.
糟了 艾格西 Oh shit! Eggsy!
瓦倫丁正在用別人的衛星 Valentine's using someone else's satellite.
他在重新連接衛星 He's gonna reconnect the chain.
應該用不了多久了 It's gonna take him no time at all.
已經20%了 It's at twenty percent!
艾格西 瓦倫丁為你準備了份大禮 Eggsy. Seems Valentine's got a present for you.
你得抓緊了 Get a move on!
那王牌特工小子死了嗎 Is that Kingsman kid dead yet?
還沒有 不過快了 Not yet, but he will be soon.
很好 Good.
梅林 我死定了 Merlin, I'm fucked.
我也是 As am I.
他們兩邊包抄上來 They're coming at me from both sides.
我無路可走了 I'm out of options.
羅克茜 羅克茜 幫我個忙 Rox? Rox, I need a favour.
打電話給我媽 讓她把自己鎖起來 遠離迪恩 Call my mum, tell her to lock herself away from Dean...
還有寶寶 and the baby.
告訴她 我愛她 And tell her I love her.
我操 Oh, for fuck's sake!
梅林 還記得你說沒用的芯片嗎 Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us?
你有辦法激活嗎 Any chance you can turn them on?
對啊 輪到我玩你了 瓦倫丁 Right. My turn to play, Valentine.
不不不 他在做什麼 No. No, no! What the fuck is he...
我沒法阻止他 I can't stop this!
激活植入安保芯片
有勞了 Yes, please.
植入安保芯片已激活
不 No!
天吶 這畫面真他媽太美了 Oh, my God! That is fucking spectacular!
梅林 你真他媽是天才 Merlin you're a fucking genius!
外面發生了什麼事 What the fuck is happening out there?
你不是那個失蹤的公主嗎 Aren't you that princess who went missing?
你能救我出去嗎 Can you get me out?
我救你的話 你能吻我一下嗎 Well, if I do, will you give me a kiss?
我一直想吻公主 I've always wanted to kiss a princess.
你現在救我出去 可不只給你個吻 If you get me out right now, I'll give you more than just a kiss.
你個混蛋 You motherfucker!
你真的以為我會蠢到 Did you really think I was stupid enough
給自己也植入那玩意兒嗎 to implant one of those things in my own head?
你他媽是瘋了嗎 What are you, fucking crazy?
害死這麼多無辜的人為了什麼 All those innocent people killed, and for what?
你根本阻止不了我 You didn't stop shit!
好了 我把門鎖好了 你還想要我做什麼 Fine, I've locked the door. What do you want me to do now?
我剛說了 把你女兒 As I said, put your daughter
鎖進浴室裏 再把鑰匙扔了 in the bathroom and throw away the key.
計劃照常進行 It's still happening!
你他媽是瘋了嗎 Are you fucking insane?
照做就行了 Just do it.
艾格西 信號開始發射了 Eggsy! The signal's starting!
快別讓瓦倫丁摸那桌子了 Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now!
抱歉 美女 我得去拯救世界了 Sorry, love. Gotta save the world.
我去去就回 I'll be right back.
祝你好運 Good luck!
倫敦 London.
裏約 Rio.
快趴下 Get down!
你成功了 You did it!
這玻璃撐不了多久 That glass's not gonna hold long.
你在這待著 Just stay here.
梅林 快告訴我怎麼上去 Merlin, quickly. How do I get up there?
繼續射擊 我找條路 Keep shooting, I'll find a route.
明白 Understood.
我操 Holy fuck!
又開始了 We're back up!
太棒了 This is great.
艾格西 快搞定他啊 Eggsy, fucking get on with it!
揍扁他 玲玲 Kick his ass, Gazze!
首爾 加拉加斯 孟買... Seoul. Caracas. Mumbai...
殺了那混蛋 他把我們的朋友都害死了 Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends!
艾格西 世界已經陷入混亂了 Eggsy, the world is going to shit!
-他死了沒 -還沒 - Is he dead yet? - Not yet!
玩夠了沒 快殺了他 Stop playing with your foot. Kill him!
瞪羚 Gazelle!
快點 Come on!
殺了他 Kill him!
漂亮 小子 Well done, son!
太好了 Yes!
太棒了 艾格西 Yes, Eggsy!
幹得漂亮 艾格西 Well done, Eggsy!
你也是 蘭斯洛特 And you, Lancelot.
媽媽對不起你 媽媽永遠不會傷害你 Mum's so sorry. Mummy will never hurt you.
媽媽永遠不會傷害你 對不起 Mummy will never hurt you. I'm so sorry.
你沒事吧 You okay?
哈利會為你驕傲的 艾格西 Harry'll be proud of you, Eggsy.
他選對人了 He was right.
你好呀 'Sup, man?
你是不是該說個爛透了的冷笑話 Is this the part where you say some really bad pun...
就像你對哈利說的 Just like you said to Harry?
這可不是那種電影 哥們 This ain't that kind of movie, bruv.
真棒 Perfect.
艾格西 你去哪 Eggsy, where are you going?
不用拿香檳 飛機上有好多呢 There's no need for champagne, we got loads in the plane.
你拯救了世界嗎 Did you save the world?
是的 Yes, I did.
那...你要進來嗎 So... are you gonna come in?
當然 Yes, I am.
梅林 這牢房鎖了 我怎麼進去 Merlin, this cell is locked. How do I get in?
2625.
梅林 你真棒 Merlin, you're the governor.
你欠我個人情 艾格西 You owe me, Eggsy.
艾格西 Eggsy!
這畫面太美了 Oh my word.
米歇爾 把那玩意兒關了 吵死我了 Michelle, turn that shit off. It's driving my nuts in.
我挺喜歡這歌的 繼續放吧 媽 I rather like that song. Leave it on there, ma.
小廢物回來了呀 Mugsy's back.
終於有膽量跟我說話了嗎 小子 You finally come to have that word with me, have you, son?
還是你穿得人模狗樣 Or are you gonna run away again
是為了拿去法院當借口跑路啊 and pretend you're going to court dressed like that?
你是說這身嗎 Oh, you mean this?
不 No.
我認識了一位 I know this bloke who's
薩維爾街定制店的接班人 just taken over a tailor shop on Saville Row.
他給了我一份工作 媽 He's given me a job, mum.
還有許多福利 Comes with a lot of perks.
包括一套房 Including a house.
搬來和我一起住吧 媽 Come and live with me there, mum.
來吧 Come on.
你給我坐下 想讓她見你 Sit down, you. The only place she'll be visiting
除非你被揍住院了 明白嗎 is you in a fucking hospital, did you hear?
別煩他 迪恩 Just leave him alone, Dean!
艾格西 快走吧 走吧寶貝 Eggsy, go. Please, just go, babe.
-好吧 -沒錯 聽媽媽的話 - All right. - Yes, do as mummy says.
怎麼沒讓你的裁縫朋友 Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours
給你做身膽小鬼套裝啊 小廢物 to knock up a nice chicken costume? It'll suit you, you mug.
我有一位摯友說過 As a good friend once said...
明禮 Manners...
方能 maketh...
成人 man.
-迪恩 -閉上你的嘴 - Dean. - Shut the fuck up!
艾格西 少他媽跟我扯什麼禮... Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manner up your fucking...
你們是想傻站一天 So, are we gonna stand around here all day,
還是想打一架 or are we gonna fight?
謹以此片紀念我的母親凱茜 她把平凡變得非凡 教我成為王牌紳士