[music playing]
Taxi?
[snarling]
Help!
[applause]
[growling]
[music playing]
Keep the change.
There is no change.
Uh-- yeah, well, keep it, anyway.
[laughs]
To Paris.
Beware.
Hey, hey, watch it, man.
All right.
I have the score for Spain.
Our leader with a 125 dare-devil points--
yours truly.
In second place with 95--
Chris.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second.
What about the sex points?
No, those are separate.
Since when?
They can't keep changing the rules.
Who said anything about sex points?
Read your shirt.
It says daredevil tour.
You see that?
She smiled at me.
In your dreams.
She's not interested in douchebags like us.
European babes are charming and sophisticated,
especially the French.
Ha, yeah, hence the hairy pits.
See what I mean?
I'll give you 20 sex points if you so
much as get her phone number.
She's not my type.
Oh, come on.
You know, you haven't made a move this entire trip, Andy.
I'm choosy.
When was the last time you had sex?
With another person?
[chuckles]
There's sex and there's love.
That's what differentiates humans from animals.
OK, fine.
Then when were you last in love?
When were you ever in love?
Map's upside down, slick.
BRAD: Give him a break, Chris.
You can't let him fall too far back.
I won't need your charity once we get to Paris.
I'll show you guys a stunt you'll never top.
Ooh.
[music playing]
[indistinct singing]
BRAD: All clear.
let's go.
[music playing]
Down.
I still remember.
You trusted [inaudible] Working undercover with [inaudible]
One more.
Come on, Andy. Five minutes.
I don't know why you bother carrying that thing
all the way up there.
You're never going to use it.
[music playing] [inaudible] Just come down to [inaudible]
[laughing]
BRAD: Yodel le he hoo.
All right, man.
We did it.
CHRIS: How high do you think we are, man?
Check this out.
Check this out-- the Louvre.
BRAD: This is intense.
Man.
Check out the stars.
[music playing]
CHRIS: Andy?
Andy, what are you doing?
BRAD: Andy, come and have some [inaudible] Andy?
What are you doing?
For god sake's.
I think we pushed him too far.
I'm going to go stop him.
Relax, man.
He's never going to go through with it.
Whoa, whoa.
Slow down, chief.
Come have a drink.
It's the real stuff.
It has a cork.
No, I'm flying dry.
Look, sorry about the train.
OK?
We were just busting your balls.
That's all.
Andy, you've proven yourself to us.
OK?
You don't have to go through with this.
Don't worry, Brad.
Nobody is forcing me.
I want to do this.
You understand?
Andy, this is madness. OK?
You're going to get yourself killed.
Now, please, I'm trying to talk--
Guy's, guy's-- shh.
I think someone is coming.
Shit.
Come on.
[music playing]
Who is it, or what is it?
What is she doing here?
CHRIS: Whoa, check out the talent, man.
No, don't.
Hello, miss?
Mademoiselle?
Parlez-vous anglais?
Listen, wait-- wait.
Don't.
OK?
Nothing's that bad.
Hold it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Please, let me help you.
OK.
[yelling]
Andy!
The rope!
[music playing]
[inaudible]
[inaudible] Yeah!
Oh!
Hey?
Hey, he's coming around.
Thank god.
Hey?
Hey, Andy, can you hear me? BRAD: Whoa.
Don't move too fast, man.
You might puke or something.
Hey, prince, you remember dropping this?
- Where is she? - Who?
Cinderella?
It was after midnight, man.
She split.
- Yeah, but that rescue-- - Oh.
Dude, nice grab, man.
Talk about falling for a girl.
[laughs]
Just remember to tie off next time.
God-- you saved my life.
Yeah, and you saved hers, too.
Yeah, so we figure, you know, we're in for half your points.
That girl-- talk about the woman of my dreams.
I think we're losing him.
Nurse?
What?
I have to find her.
No, you have to get some rest.
But she might try it again.
Andy, she's obviously whacked.
The kind of girl that jumps off the Eiffel
Tower has issues, man--
major issues.
I have to find her.
Get real, Miss Marple.
Look, all we have is a shoe.
The note.
Did you pick up the note?
She had a note in her head.
If it's a suicide note, maybe then we
could go find out who she is. - OK.
OK. We'll find it.
Just relax, all right.
Just here-- take your little toy.
[MUSIC - SMASH MOUTH, "WALKIN' ON THE SUN"] It ain't no joke,
I'd like to buy the world a toke.
And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
And teach the world to snuff the fires and and the liars.
Hey, I know it's just a song, but it's spice for the recipe.
So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out.
Allow, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive.
Oh, here we go.
[MUSIC - SMASH MOUTH, "WALKIN' ON THE SUN"] --be a tomorrow,
but if the offer's shunned, you might
as well be walking on the sun.
You might as well be walking on the sun.
[kids playing]
[music playing]
Hey? Hello?
It's me.
You forgot this.
[speaking french]
Man, that hurts.
Did you see a girl?
She stole my heart.
I know the feeling.
Andy, what happened?
Is he all right?
Hey, the girl-- she was just here.
Go-- go after her.
Come on, Andy, you need to get back into bed, man.
Hurry up, [inaudible] she's getting away.
Poor guy's hallucinating.
Andy, relax-- relax.
Relax, man.
Andy, look, the news, man.
Yeah.
[music playing]
Oh.
What's her name again?
Serafine Pige--
Serafine Pigot.
It's a beautiful name.
What?
Are you getting cold feet?
Just a bit nervous.
I don't want to say the wrong thing.
[bell]
You're on, prince.
SERAFINE: [speaking french]
Serafine, uh-- hi.
Uh-- it's the guy who, um--
I've got your shoe.
Hi, I'm Andy.
We met on the tower.
This is Chris and Brad and, uh--
listen, this, um-- I thought that you would want this.
And, well, it's not my size.
[chuckles]
SERAFINE: You're very kind.
Now, go, please.
You must not stay here.
Charming.
And sophisticated.
Forget about it. Let's go, Andy.
Wait.
Did you see what I saw?
What? [bell]
ANDY: She had blood on her hands.
She's trying it again.
Just so we're on the same page-- who's crazier here?
Please go or there will be trouble.
Uh-- no, wait-- wait.
What did you do to your hand?
Do you have blood on your hand?
You're bleeding.
Uh-- no, I--
it's just paint.
I'm redecorating the cellar.
Oh.
I thought, uh--
Please, go now.
Wait. Listen.
Hold it.
We can help.
We could have that done in no time.
Right, guys? SERAFINE: No, thanks.
Thank you. - I-- please?
Look, I just want to talk.
I don't think it's a good idea.
Please, just once.
If you let me, then I will never bother you again.
OK.
Tomorrow, 4 o'clock, in front of the concert hall.
You mean it?
I promise.
Now, go, please?
Excellent.
I did it.
You mean, you almost blew it.
Take some advice from the experts.
You gots to play it cool, daddy-o.
First thing we're going to do is work on your outfit.
Now, OK-- remember, 80% of all these French girls
really go for that macho type.
Oh, throwing it up on the Playboy--
excellent. - All right.
Don't show any insecurities.
That's the worst.
And, uh-- - Split.
She's coming. She's coming.
- Here, be prepared. - Oh, wait.
Come on.
Chris, it's our first date. - What?
Are you a nun?
Be cool.
And, um-- show attitude.
Serafine?
Hi.
I didn't recognize you.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-- well, it's bright.
What would you like to do?
I don't know.
Is there a cafe?
We're in Paris.
[music playing]
Know you like I should.
If I could--
Merci.
Monsieur.
Merci beaucoup.
So do your parents mind us, uh--
meeting?
My parents are dead.
[coughs]
You OK?
Need some water?
No, I'm fine.
I do like coffee.
Most guys who ask me on a date are usually
trying to get me into bed.
Well, that must be really terrible for a girl
when that happens.
Why should I think you're any different?
Isn't that why you brought your friends along?
To witness you score?
No, that's not it at all.
Chewing gum.
It's, um-- uh--
the rage in the states.
Take chewing gum to make it look like condoms.
It's like a practical joke.
Nice and chewy.
I want you to blow big bubble for me.
What?
Well, it's-- it's a custom in France.
The bigger the bubble, the more a boy likes a girl.
Wow, what a rip off.
My friends told me it was chewing gum.
I thought--
I think it's best if I go.
No, no, no, please don't go.
I'm just so nervous.
And the more I like a girl, the more nervous I get.
And if you go now, and something happens to you,
then I'd blame myself for the rest of my life
because I'd blown my chance to help.
[music playing]
The moment I saw you on the tower,
I was so moved by your sadness.
I swore to myself I would try to help whatever it takes.
No one is beautiful and sensitive as you can
possibly deserve to be so sad.
Oh, god, I hate myself.
I'm not the kind of guy you think I am.
[inaudible] it's nothing to do with you.
No one can help me.
And anyone who tries is--
I hope you're not sorry that I saved your life?
It was the sweetest, most courageous,
and selfless thing anyone's ever done for me.
Monsieur, is this yours?
Uh--
[speaking french]
Hey, you don't use--
[speaking french]
Huh?
Hey, don't you lay a finger on her.
[music playing]
Hey, you were something else in there.
I'm sorry.
I got carried away.
Oh, no.
That guy had it coming to him.
Uh-- hey, how did you do that?
He like-- that guy-- he weighed, I don't know.
Uh-- do you-- do you work out?
Do you want me to leave?
I guess that means yes.
Wait.
Stop.
I have to go now.
You mustn't get involved.
Wait.
When do I get to see you again?
I don't think we should, and it's
only because I care about you.
You have a funny way of showing it.
CHRIS: Relax, man.
She's just playing hard to get.
This whole mysterious, elusive thing,
it's just a ploy to make her more interesting.
No, it's not that simple.
The way she talks about her parents,
it's like she blames herself.
Yeah, she's demented enough.
Remember the blood on her hands?
And that stunt at the cafe?
It's like she's a black belt or something.
[speaking french]
Um-- we're just--
Americans?
Yeah.
I love Americans.
May I help?
Uh-- yeah.
We're looking for Serafine.
Sure.
But I'm sorry, she's not at home.
Are you her, uh--
brother?
Let's just say I look after her.
OK.
Sorry to bother you.
See you.
Let's go, Andy.
Wait.
If you guys aren't doing anything later,
come to our charity full moon party.
It's for a good cause.
- Thanks anyway, but-- - Serafine will be there.
Just tell the man at the door, Claude sent you.
A little, uh-- competition, huh, Andy?
Is this it?
Club de la Lune.
Club of the loonies.
She's here, all right.
[speaking french]
Is he invited?
American.
Yeah, born and bred there, Tiny, friends of Claude.
OK.
- Thank you very much. - Merci beaucoup.
[speaking french]
[music playing]
She ain't here, man.
I can't believe she'd be at a dump like this.
Yeah, she's way to centered.
Glad you could come.
Enjoy the party.
Merci.
Think he's boinking her?
Thanks a lot, Brad.
I'm going to go back to the villa-- see if she's there.
No, no, no. I'll go.
You stay here in case she, uh-- shows up.
Would you?
Yes.
Thanks, appreciate it.
[bell]
[music playing]
Serafine?
[barking]
Hello?
SERAFINE: Go away.
Go.
What are you doing here?
You're asking me?
Please stay away. Go now.
Don't you want to get out of here?
Just leave me alone, please.
Oh, is this some kind of kinky game or something, cause--
Where are your friends?
They're at Claude's party waiting for you.
Party?
Yeah, you know, that-- that lunar thing.
Oh, my god, they're in grave danger.
Get the key, over there.
Wait, wait. What kind of danger?
Just leave it to me. OK?
No way.
If there's a problem, I'm coming with you.
It's much too dangerous, believe me.
OK, now, hold on a second, hot pants,
there's no way that I'm going to--
Bottoms up.
[growling]
Americans.
You can tell a mile away.
Hey.
Ugh.
[coughs]
Hello?
Could use a little help over here.
Thanks.
Wait.
I must go in.
Serafine, is Claude expecting you?
Open the door, quick.
I'm not sure I can do that.
Would you rather have me stand here with you?
No, of course not.
[chanting]
We must get out of here, quick.
Serafine, what's the matter?
We better go.
He's mine, Jack.
Your buddy just scored.
But, hey-- hey, slow down.
[music playing]
[inaudible]
[speaking french]
[music playing]
[growling]
Yes.
In there, hurry.
Why?
Where are we going?
Whoa.
You must go before it's too late.
What?
Now?
We just got started.
Oh.
I'll never understand women.
Run.
Your life is in danger. - Really?
Why?
Is Claude your boyfriend? - Ugh.
Please go.
Go.
[inaudible]
Serafine, what's wrong?
[yelling]
What are you doing?
Run.
Run for your life, Andy.
Run.
[music playing]
[yelling]
[screaming]
[howling]
[growling]
[sniffing]
[screaming]
[music playing]
BRAD: Andy?
Andy?
Sounds like the party's just getting started up there.
[music playing]
[growling]
[screaming]
Let me out!
Let us out!
Sorry, members only.
No scum allowed.
[growling]
[machine beeping]
[growling]
Hey?
Hey, you OK in there?
[growling]
Ah.
[music playing]
Andy?
[growling]
[yelling]
[inaudible]
[howling]
Brad?
Serafine?
Great.
Come to Paris and check out their drains.
[footsteps]
Hello?
[growling]
Hello?
[music playing]
[howling]
[yelling]
[grunting]
[howling]
[buzzing]
[laughing]
Serafine?
[music playing] [indistinct singing] Say, woo.
[inaudible] day and night, because when the moon
[blender]
[rock hitting window]
- Hey, what the-- - Shh.
Get out of there now. - What?
Why?
There's a mutant in the cellar.
What?
That bridge girl--
she's a freak.
Get out of there, man.
Ow.
Andy, you must rest.
Lie down.
Hey, what happened last night? How did I get here?
Relax.
Let me look at your leg first.
I was attacked by this big, wild dog.
It was huge.
It had grand yellow eyes, beaucuops teeth, and--
do you have rabies here?
You don't have rabies.
That's healing pretty fast.
How long have I been here?
Just a few hours.
It's your new metabolism.
Drink this. You'll feel much better.
What is that?
It's all natural.
Because I hate clamato.
It tastes different.
Something weird is going on here.
I got to go.
Shh.
My friends--
You must-- please?
This will relax you, no?
I don't get it.
Last time we met, you threw bricks at me.
Listen, you're not the same as you used to be.
Only since I met you.
Seriously.
There's something I have to tell you,
but you have to promise me you're not going to freak out.
OK?
No, I'm a rock.
OK.
Um-- the injury on your leg, it was not from a dog.
It was-- it was a werewolf.
[laughing]
Yeah.
I'm serious.
And now you have become one, too.
Oh.
[laughing] Great.
Oh, I get it.
I get it.
Not Cinderella-- Little Red Riding now.
Hey, whatever kinky game you want to play, I am in.
[howling]
[growling]
Andy?
Hi.
I was having a bad dream, I guess.
Are you feeling better?
No.
I guess, uh-- my hangover is doing fine.
You need to relax, n'est-ce pas?
[growling]
[screaming]
Oh.
Oh, my god.
I thought, uh--
Oh, man, what did they put in those drinks?
You were hallucinating.
It's quite normal for the transition period.
Just try to relax.
Transition period?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, was I dreaming or did you say I was a werewolf?
It's not a joke.
MRS. PIGOT: I told you this would happen.
[gasps] - Mommy.
Mommy?
Leave it to me, please.
MRS. PIGOT: You're making the same mistake again.
First, Claude, now this.
Can't you be more careful?
This is different.
Claude stole my blood.
Hey, uh-- Mrs. Pigot, um--
I know this looks really kind of--
how do you do?
Uh-- I can explain.
It's really not her fault. Uh--
Serafine, could-- could you introduce us?
MRS. PIGOT: You wouldn't want to meet me.
I'm not as attractive as I used to be.
Oh, come on.
I bet you two pass for sisters.
Wait a minute. Hold it.
Didn't you say your mother was dead?
Oh, my god.
[screaming]
SERAFINE: You scared her away.
I scared her?
Ha.
That's it.
My friends were right.
You're nuts.
Nurses with walking corpses, stealing hearts, and monsters
and werewolves in the basement, and the whole thing
with the thing and the thing.
Would you let me explain, please?
No, no, no, you already did.
Look, I don't know what you dosed me with,
but I will not be a lab rabbit for some psychotic experiment.
All right.
Look-- all right, just stay away from me.
OK? Let me out of here.
You must drink this.
It-- it's them only thing that will help you.
Yeah, not frickin' likely.
You should do as she says.
Whoa, oh.
Ah!
[music playing]
CHRIS: Andy, hold on.
Andy, hold on.
Wait a second.
Where are you going, American?
[muffled cries]
Shh.
I love Americans.
[music playing]
[speaking french] Hey, stop.
[speaking french]
- No. - [speaking french]
ANDY: Please, no!
[speaking french]
That a friend of yours?
I'm Inspector LeDuc, homicide.
Do you take drugs, Mr. MacDermott?
It's McDermott.
No, I don't take drugs.
What really happened down there?
Why does almost every corpse have it's heart missing?
Ritual sacrifices?
Are you the member of a sect?
I didn't see.
I was chased by a big thing, some kind of wild animal.
Test this man for drugs.
Ha.
[music playing]
[speaking french]
[bubbling water]
[dog panting]
[music playing]
I said rare--
bloody.
You understand?
No.
That will do, while I wait for another one.
[beeping]
[sniffing]
[whining]
[speaking french]
Oh, um-- hi, um--
[speaking french]
[screams]
Whoa, whoa, uh--
I'm sorry.
American.
Yeah.
Um-- Andy McDermott.
Amy Finch.
And that's, uh--
Hot Kitty you're wearing.
Wow.
You want some food?
[giggles]
[burps]
Excuse me.
[speaking french]
Another bottle of the poo willy fuissy.
Pardon?
La hooch de jour.
I believe it's pronounced Poilly-Fuiss .
Um-- hello?
Are you getting fresh with me?
I'm sorry?
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I'm not normally like this, honest.
[laughs]
Right.
No, I'm serious.
The truth is I lost my best friend today.
Bon appe--
Oh!
You're dead.
I saw them pull you out of the canal.
No, Monsieur, the Atlantic.
[laughs]
Whoa, get away from me.
Pull yourself together, Andy.
We have to talk. ANDY: Talk?
Talk?
Wait, you're not real. All right.
Let me go.
[laughs]
[inaudible]
Oh!
What do you want?
This is a bad dream.
Right?
You're not here.
Are you?
Andy, you were bitten.
You're already changing.
Hey, you would have never looked twice at that bimbo in there.
All right.
I may be upset or screwed up right now, but I'm not a wolf.
Andy, I'm dead serious.
[laughs]
Dead-- that's funny.
That's really funny.
Undead, actually-- cursed to walk
the earth as a restless spirit until the werewolf that did me,
dies.
What do you want from me?
What I want from you can wait.
Dump the chick and lock yourself up, and do it quick.
The moon's rising.
You're just jealous because I'm about to score.
You know, you can't just pop up and tell me what to do.
I don't even know why I'm listening to you.
I know you're dead, and so do the police.
[laughing]
Mm.
Ooh.
Come here.
Want some?
Come here.
Ooh.
Hey, [inaudible] the night is young.
The moon is bright.
What do you feel like doing tonight, tiger?
Roar.
[toy beeping]
Hey?
[speaking french]
[laughing]
Are you kidding me?
I love Jim Morrison.
Yes.
[music playing]
AMY: Mm.
[giggling]
[music playing]
You have broken me.
broken me [inaudible] drags me down.
[giggling]
All right.
Oh.
[laughs]
Oh, my god.
You're an animal.
Argh.
[giggling]
Oh.
You're hot.
Oh.
Oh, you're burning hot.
Oh.
ANDY: Ah.
Hey, where are you going?
[screaming]
Hey, you forgot your pants, romeo.
Amy, what have you gotten yourself into, again?
[sighs] Always with these-- these head cases.
I mean, who do you have to sleep with
to get a decent guy into bed?
[growling]
AMY: It's not as though I'm asking for a Nobel prize winner
here, just maybe somebody to sleep
in the wet spot for a change, maybe somebody
to notice my hair, huh?
Is that too much to ask?
Huh?
Andy?
[music playing]
[screams]
[growling]
[sniffing]
[hiccup]
[screams]
Wait.
Stop.
I am policeman.
Oh, thank god.
You cured my hiccups.
[screaming]
[gunshots]
[dog barking]
[growling]
[yelping]
[camera shutters]
Hey, what's going on?
McDermott, you're under arrest.
What for?
The possibilities are limitless.
Take him away.
[inaudible]
Oh, my god.
INSPECTOR LEDUC: That's not all.
Detective Ben Bou--
I had him follow you.
Is this some kind of sick joke?
[knocking]
Wait here a moment.
[music playing]
Thanks for a lovely evening, douche bag.
Oh, [inaudible]
You really know how to show a girl a good time, don't you?
No, no, no.
You're dead.
No, I ain't so lucky.
I'm undead.
And as your rotting psychic, I am
cursed to remain a restless spirit until you die.
Not so fast.
Ah.
You want my buddy dead, nutball,
you're going to have to wait.
I need him first.
He's no use to me as a corpse.
I spent four years on a Stairmaster
to get a package like this.
You ripped through it like a lamb chop.
Don't blame me, Andy.
I warned you.
Wait.
You mean you knew this all along?
Oh.
Ah.
[inaudible]
A guy can't rest in pieces around here.
I'm losing my fucking skull.
Come on, pull yourself together, Andy.
You gotta get out of here.
The cops want to put you away for life.
I've heard enough of your ridiculous theories.
The man is dangerous.
Lock him up.
McDermott, you're--
I didn't choose to become a werewolf.
I can't face eating people the rest of my life.
You better get used to it.
Isn't there any way that I can become human again?
Yeah, there is, but you're not going to like it.
Tell me.
How?
First, find the werewolf that bit you, then kill it.
Then eat out it's heart.
What?
But that means--
Serafine.
I-- no way.
Andy, look out.
[honking]
Oh.
What did you do that for?
BRAD: Cause I still need him.
He's going to help kill the guy that did this to me.
I feel sick.
[inaudible] would be over by now if you
hadn't opened your fat trap.
BRAD: You are the most egocentric
corpse I've ever met.
Listen, I don't what kind of friend this jerk is to you,
but he ate my spleen.
So, hey, you guys are werewolves too, huh?
Super.
Glad to know you.
Andy, I don't think you have accepted
the gift that has been given to you, or much less,
appreciated it.
We have a mission Andy, to purify the world.
That's why take all of our victims
from the scum of society.
The governments of the world spend billions
on medicine, welfare, charity--
to what effect?
It only keeps alive the weak, the stupid,
the lazy, who breathe and multiply,
weakening the human race.
All my men I have chosen for their loyalty, their dedication
for becoming patriots.
But you, you were not to have been.
You were an accident, an anomaly.
I do not wish to kill you.
I pray you will join us in our rise
to become the new mankind, pure, free of disease,
free from the trappings of technological advance.
Will you join us, Andy?
I don't know.
That's-- you know, that's a big decision.
mm-hm.
I'm going to need some time to think about that.
Sure.
Andy?
Well, what's that for?
Kill him, Andy.
Cut out his heart.
Wait.
Couldn't we just--
Release him, Andy.
Join us.
You can't ask me to do this.
CLAUDE: Join us.
I'd rather die.
And so you shall.
[music playing]
SERAFINE: Andy!
Serafine?
Down there.
Keep going.
Jump.
But Chris--
Jump.
Whoa.
Follow me.
[knocking]
What?
Did you know?
What is it?
Did you know what he plans to do?
Yes, I did.
And you did nothing to stop it?
Andy, I--
How in god's name could you just stand by and--
For god's sake, stop it. We may have a cure.
Thierry, my step father.
Claude?
No.
You?
My mother, too.
For a time, I had managed not to harm anyone.
Even the hearts my mother smuggled from the hospital
were from the dead.
Two months ago, he was sure he had discovered a serum
to suppress my lycanthropic cycle,
only it had the reverse effect.
I immediately transformed.
My mother heard the noise from upstairs.
And Thierry tried to escape through the underground.
When I came to, I saw I had butchered my own parents.
Now do you see why I was trying to kill myself?
It's not your fault. Don't worry about me.
It's Chris who has problems.
We got to get him out of there.
Claude is a bastard.
[music playing]
Oh, brother, just who I need.
[music playing]
[inaudible] 6:00 o'clock and I'm still sleeping.
I don't have to work [inaudible] but I do anyway.
Check the cellar.
[music playing]
--the shop.
[inaudible]
Leave him alone, Claude.
Out the back-- quick.
Whoa.
I warn you, don't interfere again.
[music playing] I can see the forest through the trees.
I am on my knees.
I don't if I could walk this [inaudible]..
I'm supposed to leave.
You who?
He's over here.
Cut it out.
Hey.
AMY: Hey, he's hiding behind the car.
[speaking french]
AMY: He-- he's getting away.
[speaking french]
You fools, get over here.
[speaking french]
I say, steady on, old man.
I never touched your car.
[interposing voices]
Ugh.
Oh.
Oh, great.
[speaking french]
[music playing]
Hey.
[speaking french]
Ah!
Ah.
[music playing] [indistinct singing]
[flat-lining]
Serafine--
SERAFINE: Help.
Serafine?
[crying]
The cure-- if he dies, we have no hope.
Serafine-- it's-- he's gone.
Let it go.
SERAFINE: No.
Yes.
SERAFINE: They killed him.
The bastards.
We're doomed now.
Well, let me have a shot at it.
SERAFINE: But they ruined the lab--
so many years of hard work.
ANDY: Did your stepfather leave any notes?
There.
What does that represent?
SERAFINE: A werewolf's biorhythm and how it's governed
by the cycles of the moon.
Thierry tried to keep me below the transformation threshold
by injecting me with a depressant.
And it had a reverse effect.
Yeah.
ANDY: All right, just so I'm totally clear here,
with this drug, you can induce a transformation
at any time of the month?
SERAFINE: Oh, my god, the samples, he left them
in the cupboard over there.
[speaking french]
Oh, brother.
[music playing]
Good luck.
[inaudible]
Hey, man.
[music playing]
Put me out of my misery.
Give me a place where I know I can go.
[inaudible] I don't think so.
[inaudible]
Mm, sorry, we are full.
This building is closed.
Who gave you a permit for this party?
Ask the boss inside.
[music playing]
[booing]
There he is.
Arrest that man.
Listen to me.
It's important.
You're all in great danger.
You have to leave the building now.
It's a trap.
I'm serious.
Please, listen to me.
No.
Skin heads are planning a massacre.
No.
Stop.
You have to leave the building.
All right.
[cheering]
[music playing]
[knocking]
Hey.
Open that door.
Welcome Americans, to our independence party.
[cheering]
I love you, Americans.
What great taste you have.
Every man on the planet must take every opportunity
with gratitude, because you share
[inaudible] renegade to all other nations,
influencing all other culture.
[cheering]
And touching the hearts of millions.
Now I wish to share something with you.
I dedicate this party to all you Americans whose heart
I wish to touch in return.
Let the show begin.
[cheering]
[music playing]
Chris!
[gunshots]
[inaudible] stop them.
Enough.
[inaudible]
You are all under arrest.
The party is over.
Everybody else go home.
[inaudible]
[screaming]
Come on.
Move.
[screams]
[speaking french]
[growling]
[screaming]
[gunshots]
Send for reinforcements.
We got a massacre.
Stop or I shoot.
[gunshots]
[growling]
[screaming]
[music playing]
[sirens]
[speaking french]
[gunshots]
Serafine?
[gunshots]
[yelping]
I'll show you.
Claude went down that trapdoor.
INSPECTOR LEDUC: It's true.
Look, huge creatures covered in hair.
Look.
What?
That's impossible.
Just what I said--
drugs.
Ah.
Brad?
Andy, you got him.
Woo, hoo, hoo, you shot him.
I'm going to miss you, Andy.
Me too.
I'm so sorry.
Come on, move it.
Good luck, you guys.
It's that lunatic.
Stop them.
[gunshots]
I didn't say shoot them.
Go that way.
We'll meet on the other side.
[music playing]
Each take a corridor.
[inaudible]
[growling]
[gunshots]
[screaming]
[gunshot]
[growling]
[screaming]
[music playing]
[inaudible]
[growling]
Andy?
Ah.
[inaudible]
[music playing]
[growling]
[gunshots]
[yelling]
Serafine, oh my god.
Oh-- Just hang in there.
OK?
I'm going to get you out of here.
Oh, Andy, I won't make it.
Huh?
Don't quit on me now.
Stop the pain, please?
[inaudible]
I can't.
Eat my heart, Andy.
Let yourself go.
Serafine, I'd rather kill myself.
For both of us then.
It hurts so much.
Please?
We'll be free.
Oh.
[speaking french]
Hurry, while you still can.
Please?
[speaking french]
I love you.
Drop the knife.
SERAFINE: Please?
[gunshots]
No, I can't.
Listen, let them help you.
Everything will be OK, I promise.
Stop or I'll shoot.
[gunshots]
ANDY: I got to get Claude.
He's the last one.
[music playing]
Ah.
Ow.
Whoa.
Ah.
Ow, man.
Idiot.
[growling]
[inaudible]
Who I hit?
[growling]
[screaming]
We're losing her.
OK.
Her BP's at 119.
[inaudible] hurry up.
[music playing]
You.
Oh.
[howling]
[screaming]
[howling]
[music playing]
Andy, you're wonderful.
I love you.
Je t'aime.
My name is Bruno, actually, but I'm easy.
[music playing]
Are you sure you want to go through with this?
Mm-hmm.
Are you scared?
A little.
Guys, someone's coming.
Oh, let's do it.
Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
Quick, give me the ring.
Oh, yeah.
Here.
OK.
I got it.
No, I've got it.
[yelling]
Yeah.
No!
Andy!
[laughs]
whoa!
[music playing] Fill me up.
Tear me down.
Be a clown.
[inaudible] Don't make me laugh.
I won't kiss your ass.
I will not do it.
I will not.
I wouldn't know how to do it.
I will not.
I've been [inaudible]
[music - bush, "mouth"]
You gave me this.
You made me give your silver grin, still sticking it in.
You have broken in me, broken me.
All your mental armor drags me down.
Nothing hurts like your mouth, mouth, mouth.
Your mouth, mouth, mouth.
We'd been missing long before never found our way You gave me
this, made me give you have soul machine broken free,
free, free.
All your mental armor drags me down.
We can't breathe when you come around.
All your mental armor drags me down.
Nothing hurts like your mouth, mouth, mouth.
Your mouth, mouth, mouth.
All your mental armor and your mouth, mouth, mouth,
mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth.
[MUSIC - CAKE, "NEVER, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP"]
Baby, keep on, right on, right on doing it.
Whatever, whatever.
Girl, I'll do forever and ever, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll see you through.
Because I've got to keep you pleased in every way I can.
I'm going to give you all of me as much as you can stand.
I'll make love to you right now.
That's all I want to do.
I know you need it, girl.
And you know I need it, too.
Cause I found what the world is searching
for, here, right here, my dear, I don't have to look no more.
And all my days I hope and I pray for someone just like you
to make me feel the way you do.
Never, ever going to give you up.
I'm never, ever going to stop.
Stop the way I feel about you.
Girl, I just can't live without you.
I'm never, ever going to quit cause
quitting just ain't my shtick.
I'm going to stay right here with you.
Going to do all the things you want me to now.