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The first thing I'm going to do
when I become principal is fire you.
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The first thing I'm going to do
when I become principal
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is keep you on staff as my slave.
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Gentlemen, I'd like you to
meet the new principal of North
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- Jackson.
- (Cheering)
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Dad, you don't like the surprise?
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- Neal: I didn't get the job.
- It must be tough running
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on all them kids. I don't
know how you do it.
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If I told you I just stole a
man's wife and family you'd
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- understand how to do that.
- Everyone thinks you're an
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asshole, Neal. You come off as a blowhard.
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Belinda Brown needs to take
her big old butt back to
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- Philadelphia.
- She fired every other Vice
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Principal she's ever worked
with. Shall we align?
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- Let's take that bitch down.
- Now is the time to strike.
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This is not what I signed up for.
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- My house is on fire!
- You trying to get your little
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- dick wet.
- I've seen a different you.
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That was the real me.
I'm just trying to be
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- respectful.
- Next time Brown starts
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running her mouth I'm going
to get it on video.
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- I'm going to pee on your car.
- This is you, bitch. You can resign.
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I'm asking you to serve as
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- co-interim principals.
- I can't shake this feeling
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that Brown is hiding behind the
corner waiting to strike.
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(Echoing gunshot)
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(screaming, shouting)
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Boys (singing): ♪ Kyrie, kyrie ♪
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♪ Kyrie eleison ♪
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♪ Kyrie, kyri-kyri ♪
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♪ Kyrie, kyrie ♪
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(trumpets playing march)
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♪ Kyri-kyri, Kyri-kyri ♪
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♪ Kyri-kyri, kyrie ♪
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♪ Kyrie, kyrie ♪
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♪ Kyrie eleison ♪
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♪ Kyrie, kyrie ♪
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♪ Kyrie eleison ♪
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(trumpets playing march)
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♪ ♪
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(music stops)
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(breath echoing)
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(low growling)
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(low growling)
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(roars)
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- (growls)
- Janelle's voice: Wake up, Daddy.
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(roaring)
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- (roaring)
- (screaming)
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- Janelle's voice: Daddy.
- Gamby: Fuck!
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What the hell's going on?
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You were screaming in your sleep again.
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Must be those Burrito
Supremes I had before bedtime.
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Daddy, are you ever gonna get better?
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Perhaps.
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But I'll never be the same again.
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(theme music playing)
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- So then after all that...
- Mm-hmm.
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They didn't have any spaces
in the Harris Teeter lot,
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and so I had to park, like,
five minutes up the street.
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Well, Dr. Ray prescribes one foot rub
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taken before bedtime.
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Oh, does he now?
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(whirring)
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- Good morning, Liptrapps.
- Gale: Neal...
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you don't need to use
the stair chair anymore.
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The insurance people said to
return it like two weeks ago.
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Yes, I do, Gale.
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If I put all my weight on my hip,
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I could collapse and my leg
would explode and fall off.
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His wounds may be healing,
but don't underestimate
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- the post-traumatic stress he's dealing with.
- Yes. Thank you.
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You know, I wouldn't even be
this far along in my recovery
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if you weren't my live-in nurse.
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You're the best, Ray. I mean that.
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Gale, stop putting food in your face.
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I need you to prepare
me a plate of breakfast.
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I wish to dine upstairs.
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- I'm not your servant, Neal.
- Gale,
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when Ray offered for me
to stay here to recuperate
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with all that had befallen me,
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that was a very kind gesture.
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- It wasn't just me.
- It wasn't.
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Okay, fine. When Ray and Janelle
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offered for me to recover here,
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that was a kind gesture.
But you know what?
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With your sassy little looks, Gale,
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you are ruining that gesture.
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Guys, she's ruining your gesture.
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- Gale: All right. Fine. Here you go.
- White toast as well, Gale.
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I'd like white toast.
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- Not that much of it.
- Take your plate.
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You can't wait to get my
ass out of here, can you?
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Have some compassion, for God's sake.
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An assassin's bullet took my dignity,
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my job, and my legs.
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No... You have legs, Neal.
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- Working legs. You just choose...
- (stair chair whirs)
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All right, now. All right.
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Have a good day at school, Janelle.
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I will.
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- Love you, baby.
- Love you too.
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(sighs) Student drivers.
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Lone gunman.
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Who could this be?
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"Terror strikes local high school,
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vice principal shot."
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Murderer: Indian gunman.
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Weird mask.
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Terrible shot.
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Missed all vital organs.
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Belinda Brown.
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Had to be her.
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Dr. Brown, Dr. Brown, Dr. Brown.
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She did this.
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Thought you could run, Belinda Brown.
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I was wondering, Dr. Brown,
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do you feel bad about shooting me?
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So am I.
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An eye for an eye. Tooth for a tooth.
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Bullet in your fucking mouth.
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Do you feel bad about shooting me?
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So am I.
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Hello, Dr. Brown. It's good to see you.
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You have a beautiful smile.
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Put my fucking gun in it.
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It's judgment day, Belinda Brown.
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Violence is never the answer.
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But it is the solution.
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My hands are empty. I have no weapons.
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Psych.
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Psych.
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Oh, Brown.
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So am I.
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Boom.
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- Baby, baby, wood paneling?
- (upbeat music plays)
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We're remodeling our dream home, baby,
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not some fucking hillbilly cabin.
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Christine (over phone): Relax, Lee.
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It was just an idea.
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Russell: Well, it's a bad idea!
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Have you never watched HGTV?
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Oh, and the landscape guy called.
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And what did you tell him?
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I told him you wanted the biggest,
fanciest koi pond they have.
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(laughs)
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I want to see the water flow!
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I love you, baby!
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Gotta go!
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(knocking)
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- I got it.
- Yep.
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Brought his painkillers.
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- You're a lifesaver, Lee.
- No, Ray...
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these are Life Savers.
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Butter rum. You remembered.
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Oh. (chuckles)
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Hey, Neal, your drug dealer is here!
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You look tired, Gale.
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How's our little invalid treating you?
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He's a pain in my ass.
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Well, you go get some rest.
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I'll take it from here.
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There are more lines on your face
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than a Tokyo road map.
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- Russell: Neal?
- (chuckles quietly)
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(sighs)
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Two for me.
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Mmm!
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And one for Neal Gamby.
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Ugh. Yuck.
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I don't need your
artificial painkillers.
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I have my ducks.
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Look at 'em. So peaceful.
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I really enjoy these
biweekly rendezvous.
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Russell!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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That's a new loaf of bread, Russell!
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They're gonna choke on the wrapper.
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I don't give a fuck about these ducks.
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Now, you know why I'm here.
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Answer's still no.
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Neal Gamby belongs at
North Jackson High School,
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not some cystic fibrosis commercial.
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Ain't nobody got cystic fibrosis.
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Maybe you haven't been diagnosed yet.
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What, you can't be
principal all by yourself?
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Oh, trust me, I'm doing fine.
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I'm like a fucking
famous king over there.
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I'm like King Tut.
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King Tut died 'cause he was poisoned.
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I don't give a shit. I'm the king!
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Glad that things are
going good 'cause I'm busy.
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- I'm hunting Belinda Brown.
- Again with this.
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You heard what the cops said.
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It was a stereo thief
and you spooked him.
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Come on, do you really believe that?
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No, of course not.
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Precious torched our cars and
popped a fucking cap in your ass.
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But is that what you're
gonna tell the cops?
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You want them to uncover all
the fucked up shit that we did?
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Now, it's time.
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You need to move forward.
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How am I supposed to
move forward, Russell?
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I can't even fucking walk.
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I'm crippled.
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I don't even recognize you anymore.
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Why don't you take a fucking bath?
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You stink like a fucking finger
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that's been stuck up an ass all day.
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I just can't move forward
until she pays the price.
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When I finally find her,
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I will approach her, and
I'll show her my hands
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and I'll say "I have no weapons."
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And then I'll ask her,
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"Do you feel bad about shooting me?"
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She can say yay or nay.
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My response will be the
same for each: "So am I."
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Shoot her in her shoulder,
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shoot her in her hip,
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- blow up her vehicle, evenstevens.
- "So am I"?
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How is that even a response
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to "Do you feel bad about shooting me"?
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It should be, "So do I."
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Just leave me alone with my birds.
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Leave you alone? I'm not gonna
leave you with your birds.
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- Stop, Russell!
- You're not a cripple!
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Gamby, you're a caged beast.
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Well, it's time for that
beast to come out and play!
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Russell!
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Ow!
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What the fuck are you doing, Russell?
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The fuck you mean what am I doing?
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Get up!
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Get your fat ass up!
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Don't you see?
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You're pushing everybody away.
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Now, you've already done it to Snodgrass
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and you're about to do
the same thing to me.
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If you don't stand up right now...
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- Get off your fat fucking ass right now!
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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- Stop!
- I'm done with you!
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Now get up!
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Like a beached whale. God.
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(Gamby panting)
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What a pussy.
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(grunts)
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Ow!
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(grunting)
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Now that is
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the savage son of a
beast I know and love.
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♪ ♪
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_
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♪ ♪
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Welcome back, Mr. Gamby.
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Don't you want to park in the good spot?
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- The handicapped spot?
- Well, yeah.
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I don't need any special treatment.
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On behalf of the Honor Society,
260
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,242
we would like to thank you
for your heroism and bravery
261
00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:06,677
with this get well basket.
262
00:11:06,712 --> 00:11:08,279
I've already got myself well. Keep it.
263
00:11:08,314 --> 00:11:10,681
- We'll carry it in for you.
- (sighs)
264
00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:14,318
- Gamby: Metal detectors?
- Tim: Yeah.
265
00:11:14,353 --> 00:11:15,686
Ever since the incident.
266
00:11:15,721 --> 00:11:17,854
What, do we live in a
damn police state now?
267
00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:20,691
What's next, barcodes stamped
on our flippin' foreheads?
268
00:11:20,726 --> 00:11:22,492
- Who in the hell are you?
- Officer Willows.
269
00:11:22,527 --> 00:11:25,461
Appointed by the local PD.
Trained to prevent incidents.
270
00:11:25,497 --> 00:11:27,164
What's going on with
that red ribbon there?
271
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,683
Is it titty cancer awareness month?
272
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,642
No, Mr. Gamby. That there is for you,
273
00:11:30,669 --> 00:11:32,368
to symbolize the blood you spilled.
274
00:11:32,404 --> 00:11:35,505
You, sir, are a true hero.
275
00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:37,173
That's right. Come on now, get in there.
276
00:11:38,276 --> 00:11:40,343
Take it easy on that hip.
277
00:11:40,378 --> 00:11:42,078
(beeping)
278
00:11:42,113 --> 00:11:43,045
Probably my watch?
279
00:11:43,081 --> 00:11:44,747
Oh, that's all right, baby. You're good.
280
00:11:44,782 --> 00:11:46,262
Come on now. Get your asses in there.
281
00:11:46,284 --> 00:11:49,018
Cue the music please. He's almost here.
282
00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:51,620
- (playing slow melody)
- (auditorium door opens)
283
00:11:59,897 --> 00:12:03,265
♪ Would you know my name ♪
284
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,034
Welcome home, Neal Gamby.
285
00:12:05,069 --> 00:12:09,438
♪ If I saw you in heaven? ♪
286
00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:15,877
♪ Would you be the same ♪
287
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:20,634
♪ If I saw you in heaven? ♪
288
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,017
- What is this?
- It is a real-life hero's welcome for you.
289
00:12:23,053 --> 00:12:24,516
- I do not want this.
- That's okay.
290
00:12:24,548 --> 00:12:27,722
Choir and Russell: ♪ I must be strong ♪
291
00:12:29,092 --> 00:12:32,193
♪ And carry on ♪
292
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,695
♪ 'Cause I know ♪
293
00:12:34,731 --> 00:12:37,932
♪ I don't belong ♪
294
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,240
♪ Here in heaven ♪
295
00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:41,502
This is ridiculous.
296
00:12:41,537 --> 00:12:44,872
No, he doesn't belong in
heaven, does he, North Jackson?
297
00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:46,325
He belongs right here
298
00:12:46,364 --> 00:12:48,576
on the earthly plain with us!
299
00:12:48,611 --> 00:12:50,278
Neal Gamby was shot
300
00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:53,080
by a stereo thief, a coward,
301
00:12:53,115 --> 00:12:54,958
in the parking lot of this very school.
302
00:12:54,997 --> 00:12:57,084
But he returns to us
303
00:12:57,119 --> 00:13:01,188
to do what he loves more
than anything in the world,
304
00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:04,291
and that is being a vice principal.
305
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:08,162
Now, I know North Jackson
is thrilled to have him back.
306
00:13:08,197 --> 00:13:11,431
To our returning real life hero,
307
00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,600
Neal Gamby!
308
00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:16,269
(cheering)
309
00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:21,341
- Please, Russell...
- Just do it.
310
00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:22,842
No one, uh, informed me
311
00:13:22,877 --> 00:13:24,444
that this program was happening today,
312
00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:26,045
so I didn't prepare any words.
313
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,481
Oh, well, you... Then you
don't... Then just make it up.
314
00:13:29,617 --> 00:13:30,683
Just...
315
00:13:31,552 --> 00:13:34,420
A, uh, very funny thing
316
00:13:34,455 --> 00:13:37,790
about when you get shot is that you...
317
00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:41,554
have trouble sleeping,
you wake up screaming,
318
00:13:41,577 --> 00:13:44,997
covered in sweat, scared, angry,
319
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,965
not at the person who shot you,
320
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,836
but at God for not letting you die.
321
00:13:53,574 --> 00:13:56,675
It's, uh, good to be back. Thank you.
322
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,743
Baby steps.
323
00:13:57,778 --> 00:13:58,910
That... that's enough steps.
324
00:13:58,946 --> 00:14:02,280
Uh, Tigers, I want you to join me
325
00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:04,216
in helping bring about some...
326
00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:05,884
Just leave him alone
please. PTSD is serious.
327
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,752
- Please just leave him alone.
- No, I don't have PTSD.
328
00:14:07,754 --> 00:14:10,155
- Just don't tell people that, okay? Thank you.
- Please join me
329
00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:12,490
with a big Tiger...
330
00:14:12,525 --> 00:14:16,261
(roaring)
331
00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:22,214
No. We love you, Neal Gamby.
332
00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:25,135
Okay, the light needs to
stop shining on me now.
333
00:14:25,171 --> 00:14:26,237
Back to him, goddammit.
334
00:14:26,272 --> 00:14:27,772
Put it right here, on me.
335
00:14:27,807 --> 00:14:30,742
(school bell chimes)
336
00:14:35,647 --> 00:14:37,281
Why do you gotta be such a party pooper?
337
00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:39,917
The school doesn't even look
like the same place I left.
338
00:14:39,952 --> 00:14:42,019
Why the hell didn't you tell
me about all these changes?
339
00:14:42,021 --> 00:14:43,520
Because I knew that you would hate it.
340
00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:45,422
But we had to rebrand
after the shooting.
341
00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:48,525
"Warriors" makes everybody think
of fighting and attempted murder.
342
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,961
Well, "Tigers" makes me
think about taking a dog shit.
343
00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:52,195
Woman: Ya punks!
344
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:54,631
I'll take you little reefer
addicts all the way to the mat.
345
00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:55,666
Who the fuck's the butch?
346
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,534
- Oh, that's Vice Principal Nash.
- (Nash yells)
347
00:14:57,536 --> 00:14:58,615
"Vice Principal Nash"?
348
00:14:58,646 --> 00:15:00,637
- You hired a vice principal?
- Will you fucking relax?
349
00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:02,138
You were gone and I
needed a little muscle.
350
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,521
Besides, you're gonna love Nash.
351
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,909
She's built like a corncob
pipe, swears like a sailor,
352
00:15:05,944 --> 00:15:08,912
and the only thing she likes better
than kicking ass is eating pussy.
353
00:15:08,947 --> 00:15:11,214
Plus, I think y'all
go to the same barber.
354
00:15:11,249 --> 00:15:13,682
Vice Principal Gimpy, how are ya?
355
00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:14,984
The name's Gamby.
356
00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:17,186
Yeah, I know. I'm...
I'm just joshing ya.
357
00:15:17,222 --> 00:15:18,788
Well, don't josh me, okay?
358
00:15:18,823 --> 00:15:21,492
I don't think it's funny when people
make jokes about what happened to me.
359
00:15:21,494 --> 00:15:24,160
My apologies. No... no disrespect.
360
00:15:24,195 --> 00:15:26,695
What did Jason Deevers and
Phillip Simmons do here?
361
00:15:26,731 --> 00:15:28,898
These lowlifes thought smoking dope
362
00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:31,667
was more important than going
to your memorial ceremony.
363
00:15:31,702 --> 00:15:34,132
Oh, a couple of dopers, huh?
364
00:15:34,171 --> 00:15:37,673
You guys know what goes good with ganja?
365
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,674
Popcorn.
366
00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:40,382
We don't do circles anymore.
367
00:15:40,414 --> 00:15:42,844
I know how much you hated
that touchy-feely bullshit.
368
00:15:42,879 --> 00:15:44,913
We're back to in-school suspension.
369
00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:46,281
Oh, okay. Yeah.
370
00:15:46,317 --> 00:15:47,282
F circles.
371
00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:48,550
All right, fine. ISS.
372
00:15:48,585 --> 00:15:50,052
I will lead you. Come with me.
373
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,487
You know what, let's let
Nash do the dirty work.
374
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:54,823
I wanna show you what
I did you my office.
375
00:15:54,858 --> 00:15:56,858
You have to see it.
376
00:15:56,893 --> 00:15:58,125
Okay, keep walking...
377
00:15:58,161 --> 00:16:00,161
Okay. keep walking... and stop.
378
00:16:00,196 --> 00:16:01,529
Ta-da!
379
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,467
- (laughs)
- Wow.
380
00:16:05,502 --> 00:16:07,168
Still a work in progress,
381
00:16:07,203 --> 00:16:09,070
- but you get the idea.
- It's fantastic.
382
00:16:09,105 --> 00:16:10,839
I mean, the children are saluting you
383
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:12,306
and there's tigers and...
384
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:13,942
- You get what I'm going for.
- Yeah.
385
00:16:15,373 --> 00:16:18,012
I mean, it's almost like a Chinese
buffet, but, you know, classier.
386
00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:20,581
Look at this. That says
"Lee Russell. Principal."
387
00:16:20,616 --> 00:16:22,249
- That's what this says.
- Wow.
388
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,952
Watch this. You ever done this before?
389
00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:25,919
Huh?
390
00:16:25,955 --> 00:16:27,521
Pretty great. Pretty great.
391
00:16:27,556 --> 00:16:29,457
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You
got really open hips.
392
00:16:29,492 --> 00:16:31,358
Oh, hey, Mr. Gamby.
393
00:16:31,393 --> 00:16:33,295
It's so good to see you.
394
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,930
Um, here are some gifts and
cards that people sent for you.
395
00:16:36,966 --> 00:16:39,132
Oh, it's good to see you,
too, but I don't want this.
396
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,502
I don't know why the hell everyone's
giving me a fucking gift basket.
397
00:16:41,504 --> 00:16:42,851
- Oh, take it, Gamby.
- No, I don't want it.
398
00:16:42,853 --> 00:16:43,770
What am I gonna do with it?
399
00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:46,522
- People care about you.
- Get it out of here 'cause I don't want it.
400
00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:48,841
People just want to welcome you
back. I don't need a teddy bear
401
00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:51,744
- and balloons and suckers.
- Russell, where the hell have you been?
402
00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:54,414
I don't understand... Gamby!
403
00:16:54,449 --> 00:16:56,682
Ha! So good to have you back!
404
00:16:56,718 --> 00:16:59,085
Mr. Russell, Superintendent
Haas is here to see you.
405
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,786
Thank you for the timely
notice, Mrs. Swift.
406
00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:02,588
You fucking idiot. Go. Take that box.
407
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:05,791
So what's it feel like
to get hit with a bullet?
408
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,126
Did not make my body feel good.
409
00:17:07,161 --> 00:17:09,961
(laughs) I can only imagine!
410
00:17:09,997 --> 00:17:11,663
Oh, the world we live in, huh?
411
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,031
Well, we'll have to catch up later
412
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,199
'cause Lee and I have
some issues to discuss.
413
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,435
- Don't we, Lee?
- Yes. I... I think maybe we should let
414
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,905
Gamby do the rounds so
that he can get reacquainted
415
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,472
with all of the changes in the school
416
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,608
while you and I talk.
417
00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:24,809
That's a good idea.
418
00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:28,246
Well, good to be back and great
work on the office, Russell.
419
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,448
It looks terrific. Uh...
420
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,482
Open or closed?
421
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,051
- Open.
- Closed.
422
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,086
He... he said to do closed.
423
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,788
Haas: Have a seat, Lee.
424
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,024
- At least the chair's in the budget.
- I'm just trying to improve
425
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,326
- the general atmosphere...
- Trying to do what? What the hell is that?
426
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,695
That's not a couch.
It's an Egyptian barge!
427
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,566
Gamby: Tony.
428
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,238
Oh, hey.
429
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,508
- Look who's back in town.
- Yeah.
430
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,077
Tiger Town, apparently.
431
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,547
Yeah, there have been a lot of changes.
432
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,704
So, uh...
433
00:18:04,743 --> 00:18:07,717
- how's the old hip?
- Pretty much sucks.
434
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:08,918
It's all black and rotten.
435
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:11,488
It's green and reddish scabs
436
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,323
and crust, bumps...
437
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,092
I'm just kidding. It's not corroded.
438
00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:18,092
It... it's healed. It's
just like a scar now.
439
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,262
Neal, I called you a bunch of times.
440
00:18:20,298 --> 00:18:22,599
I tried to visit you in the hospital.
441
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,901
- Sent you a fruit basket, you know...
- I never got a fruit basket.
442
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,069
I didn't get a phone call.
443
00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:27,904
Well, Amanda, it's probably just because
444
00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:30,573
physically, I wasn't capable
of making phone calls.
445
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,142
You know, I've... I've had to
learn how to redo a lot of things
446
00:18:33,177 --> 00:18:34,643
that most people just take for granted.
447
00:18:34,645 --> 00:18:36,178
You know, like walking
448
00:18:36,214 --> 00:18:38,514
or wiggling your toes,
449
00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:41,150
- holding a telephone.
- Okay, but...
450
00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:44,653
I thought it was a bit weird
that you cut me off like that.
451
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,288
- Hi.
- What the fuck?
452
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,223
Ugh.
453
00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:49,491
Sorry. Did I hug the bullet hole?
454
00:18:49,526 --> 00:18:52,227
Didn't mean to do that.
I just missed you so much.
455
00:18:52,262 --> 00:18:53,461
What happened to your hair?
456
00:18:53,497 --> 00:18:56,031
- What do you think?
- Mm...
457
00:18:56,066 --> 00:18:58,233
I think it makes your
face look long like a mule.
458
00:18:58,268 --> 00:18:59,467
Yeah, yeah. Cool.
459
00:18:59,503 --> 00:19:01,223
I can respect a guy
who knows what he likes.
460
00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:03,038
I have a class to teach, so...
461
00:19:03,073 --> 00:19:04,497
Actually, I have to leave even more.
462
00:19:04,499 --> 00:19:07,176
It was a pleasure
catching up with you two.
463
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:10,345
Oh, my God, yes, such a pleasure.
464
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,547
He said, "Nice talking
to you guys." (whimpers)
465
00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:15,341
Yup.
466
00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:18,819
Mr. Gamby walking with a cane and shit.
467
00:19:18,855 --> 00:19:21,489
- Man, you look like Iceberg Slim.
- Who's that?
468
00:19:21,525 --> 00:19:23,024
He was a pimp, man.
469
00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:25,325
A famous pimp. He
wrote like seven books.
470
00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:27,194
Well, I can assure you, Dayshawn,
471
00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:28,796
My condition is anything but pimp.
472
00:19:28,831 --> 00:19:31,966
I understand you're the one who
found my bullet-riddled shot body.
473
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:32,900
Yeah, I did, man.
474
00:19:32,935 --> 00:19:35,069
Blood leaking all over
the place and shit.
475
00:19:35,104 --> 00:19:36,603
I mean, most of it was blood.
476
00:19:36,639 --> 00:19:38,772
I think you might have used
the restroom on yourself, man.
477
00:19:38,774 --> 00:19:40,507
Front of your pants
was all warm and dark.
478
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:42,442
Mm-mm. No, that was sweat, Dayshawn.
479
00:19:42,478 --> 00:19:43,810
No, that was tee-tee, man.
480
00:19:43,845 --> 00:19:45,345
It was not tee-tee, Dayshawn.
481
00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:46,480
You ain't gotta be embarrassed.
482
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:47,914
So what? Your prostate went apeshit.
483
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:50,317
- Can we please just move on from this?
- Okay.
484
00:19:50,352 --> 00:19:51,652
What's the payback gonna be?
485
00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:52,919
The payback for what?
486
00:19:52,954 --> 00:19:53,853
You saved my life, Dayshawn.
487
00:19:53,855 --> 00:19:55,488
What do I gotta do to
pay you back? Name it.
488
00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:57,474
Oh, Mr. Gamby, you don't
owe me nothing for that.
489
00:19:57,505 --> 00:20:00,760
I wasn't gonna leave you out there
bloody and possibly full of piss.
490
00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:02,862
Well, I appreciate that,
Dayshawn. You're a true friend.
491
00:20:02,864 --> 00:20:04,164
But do owe you a debt
492
00:20:04,199 --> 00:20:06,265
and I like to make sure
that all my debts are clean.
493
00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:07,867
If you want to do a brother a favor,
494
00:20:07,903 --> 00:20:10,036
you could let me duck out
a little bit early today.
495
00:20:10,072 --> 00:20:11,104
You can squirt out early.
496
00:20:11,139 --> 00:20:13,346
It's good to have you back, man.
497
00:20:13,377 --> 00:20:15,699
Now that we're totally
square for you saving my life,
498
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:18,844
- I'd like to ask you a question, Dayshawn.
- Okay.
499
00:20:19,714 --> 00:20:20,680
Where's Dr. Brown?
500
00:20:20,715 --> 00:20:22,453
I ain't got no idea, man.
501
00:20:22,492 --> 00:20:24,123
I was never really
tight with her like that.
502
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,017
You guys weren't tight,
503
00:20:25,019 --> 00:20:27,343
you know, despite... your similarities?
504
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:29,454
- You mean 'cause we both black?
- Well, I didn't say that.
505
00:20:29,456 --> 00:20:30,723
- Yeah, you did.
- You said that.
506
00:20:30,725 --> 00:20:32,725
- No, I didn't.
- There was insinuation somewhere in there.
507
00:20:32,727 --> 00:20:35,425
There was no insinuations, but,
yes, you were right. It's true.
508
00:20:35,456 --> 00:20:37,229
That lady never spoke
a single word to me.
509
00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:41,066
She'd always send, um, Ms.
Swift in there to talk to me.
510
00:20:42,069 --> 00:20:43,535
Ms. Swift?
511
00:20:52,579 --> 00:20:54,446
Gamby (whispers): Swifty.
512
00:20:57,784 --> 00:20:59,050
Where is she?
513
00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:01,585
- What? Where... where is who?
- You know who I'm talking about.
514
00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:04,188
You were her closest
ally, her right-hand woman.
515
00:21:04,224 --> 00:21:05,623
I know she told you where she went.
516
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,058
- You mean Dr. Brown?
- Yeah.
517
00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:09,093
I haven't heard from her
since she skipped town.
518
00:21:09,129 --> 00:21:10,394
Well, I believe you,
519
00:21:10,429 --> 00:21:14,431
but, unfortunately, my
friend here does not.
520
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:17,001
- Where is she?
- We don't talk much.
521
00:21:17,036 --> 00:21:19,570
I... I just give her
little updates now and then.
522
00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:21,071
- Little updates?
- Yeah.
523
00:21:21,106 --> 00:21:22,139
Oh!
524
00:21:24,009 --> 00:21:25,442
That is not my car!
525
00:21:25,478 --> 00:21:26,877
Stop stalling! Where is she?
526
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,845
She moved to Gastonia with her family.
527
00:21:28,881 --> 00:21:30,648
Give me her mailing address.
528
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:33,183
- I don't have it. I...
- Give me her mailing address!
529
00:21:33,218 --> 00:21:35,585
I don't have it on me. It's at my desk.
530
00:21:35,613 --> 00:21:39,630
Okay, well, that's all you
had to say. Just go get it.
531
00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:40,653
Okay.
532
00:21:40,688 --> 00:21:41,988
Just... I don't know why
you're making me yell.
533
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,190
Just if you have it, get it.
534
00:21:43,225 --> 00:21:45,192
Just don't... (sighs)
535
00:21:45,227 --> 00:21:47,194
- This isn't your car?
- No.
536
00:21:47,229 --> 00:21:49,129
You were making an arc
like this was your car.
537
00:21:49,164 --> 00:21:52,498
Why would you be walking towards
here if this wasn't your car?
538
00:21:52,534 --> 00:21:54,234
♪ ♪
539
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:03,543
(chattering)
540
00:22:03,578 --> 00:22:06,546
Belinda: I'm trying to expose
you all to something different.
541
00:22:06,581 --> 00:22:08,881
- Don't talk back to me...
- (door closes)
542
00:22:23,564 --> 00:22:25,297
(chattering)
543
00:22:36,777 --> 00:22:38,510
(laughter)
544
00:22:47,187 --> 00:22:50,855
(chattering)
545
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:04,034
From the gentleman at the bar.
546
00:23:14,546 --> 00:23:16,098
You piece of shit.
547
00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:18,982
You creepin' on me while I'm
trying to have a family dinner?
548
00:23:19,018 --> 00:23:21,451
- I ought to beat your ass.
- Calm down.
549
00:23:21,486 --> 00:23:23,653
As you can see, I have no weapons.
550
00:23:23,689 --> 00:23:24,822
I'm unarmed.
551
00:23:25,724 --> 00:23:27,590
Do you feel bad about shooting me?
552
00:23:27,626 --> 00:23:29,659
I ain't shoot your ass.
553
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,994
Please answer the
question with a yes or no.
554
00:23:33,029 --> 00:23:35,463
- What question?
- The question that I just asked.
555
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:37,899
Do... Do you feel bad about shooting me?
556
00:23:37,934 --> 00:23:39,433
I told you already.
557
00:23:39,469 --> 00:23:41,235
So am I.
558
00:23:43,573 --> 00:23:44,572
No.
559
00:23:44,608 --> 00:23:45,940
Back up. No, no.
560
00:23:45,976 --> 00:23:47,376
Don't you dare. Kick it over there.
561
00:23:47,410 --> 00:23:49,243
Kick it over there.
562
00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:53,580
Nice try. You come here
to kill me? Is that it?
563
00:23:53,616 --> 00:23:56,083
No, not kill you, just
put two bullets in you
564
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,119
and make you piss yourself
just like you did to me.
565
00:23:58,154 --> 00:23:59,820
(scoffs) Please.
566
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,359
I didn't have nothing to do
with your dumb ass getting shot.
567
00:24:02,398 --> 00:24:04,658
Oh, I find that hard to believe
after what we did to you.
568
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,128
I have no doubt you and dick lips
are gonna get what's coming to you.
569
00:24:08,163 --> 00:24:09,763
The Lord's gonna take care of that.
570
00:24:09,798 --> 00:24:11,698
You fucked in God's eye.
571
00:24:11,734 --> 00:24:14,334
Look, I don't care about
all that bullshit anymore.
572
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:17,538
Stupid fights, everybody
trying to be the boss,
573
00:24:17,573 --> 00:24:19,039
it's behind me.
574
00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:21,874
There's more to life than
some silly job, Mr. Gamby.
575
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:25,412
Belinda Brown, black of
skin and silver of tongue,
576
00:24:25,447 --> 00:24:26,979
I know you're lying through your teeth.
577
00:24:26,981 --> 00:24:28,181
You haven't found peace.
578
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,216
Motherfucker, I have moved on.
579
00:24:30,252 --> 00:24:31,751
- Hey, hey!
- Check this shit out.
580
00:24:31,786 --> 00:24:34,120
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Look. (chuckles)
581
00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:36,889
What the fuck?
582
00:24:36,925 --> 00:24:38,524
Is that supposed to be me?
583
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,359
You and Russell eatin' shit.
584
00:24:40,394 --> 00:24:41,961
I put both of y'all behind me,
585
00:24:41,996 --> 00:24:43,296
just like the gin.
586
00:24:43,322 --> 00:24:44,487
Are we holding hands?
587
00:24:44,531 --> 00:24:46,465
Sure are, bitch.
588
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,900
Forever in ink.
589
00:24:47,936 --> 00:24:51,003
How dare you put ink
of me onto your back
590
00:24:51,039 --> 00:24:53,372
of eating shit and
holding his hand that way.
591
00:24:53,407 --> 00:24:54,306
That's filthy.
592
00:24:54,341 --> 00:24:56,341
You're a bigger fool
than I thought you were.
593
00:24:56,377 --> 00:24:58,677
Have you never really considered
594
00:24:58,712 --> 00:25:00,812
why you got shot and Russell didn't?
595
00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:02,224
What are you talking about?
596
00:25:03,451 --> 00:25:05,884
You got gunned down.
597
00:25:05,919 --> 00:25:07,453
He got the principal's job.
598
00:25:07,488 --> 00:25:11,022
I hear he's drivin' a BMW.
599
00:25:11,058 --> 00:25:13,625
Isn't it really strange
600
00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:18,129
how everything worked out for Russell?
601
00:25:19,399 --> 00:25:22,467
Get this damn sword out
of my face so I can go eat.
602
00:25:24,571 --> 00:25:26,070
(door opens)
603
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,609
Russell (on PA): Any student
interested in track and field,
604
00:25:31,611 --> 00:25:33,144
please sign up with Ms.
Pitts in the health room.
605
00:25:33,146 --> 00:25:34,115
Good morning, Mr. Gamby.
606
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:36,714
Today's lunch menu
includes Salisbury steak,
607
00:25:36,716 --> 00:25:39,350
Au gratin potatoes,
and vegetable medley.
608
00:25:39,385 --> 00:25:41,285
Sounds delicious, doesn't it?
609
00:25:41,321 --> 00:25:43,186
Sounds delicious to me.
610
00:25:43,222 --> 00:25:46,957
♪ ♪
611
00:26:04,075 --> 00:26:06,042
Thought I might find you here.
612
00:26:07,078 --> 00:26:08,478
I don't even recognize this school
613
00:26:08,514 --> 00:26:09,979
now that you've taken it over.
614
00:26:10,015 --> 00:26:12,282
Tiger shit everywhere, metal detectors,
615
00:26:12,317 --> 00:26:13,774
TV shows.
616
00:26:13,798 --> 00:26:15,351
At least this place looks the same.
617
00:26:15,353 --> 00:26:17,586
It's called progress,
Gamby. You'll get used to it.
618
00:26:17,622 --> 00:26:19,555
Lee Russell, did you shoot me?
619
00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:21,724
- Did I do what?
- Did you fucking shoot me?
620
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,992
No.
621
00:26:23,028 --> 00:26:25,828
- Of course I didn't.
- I was just looking around
622
00:26:25,864 --> 00:26:28,364
and you definitely seem like the
person who benefited the most.
623
00:26:28,399 --> 00:26:31,670
You got a big house,
new car, a big fucking
624
00:26:31,701 --> 00:26:33,702
fancy principal office all to yourself.
625
00:26:33,737 --> 00:26:35,771
How dare you, Neal Gamby.
626
00:26:35,806 --> 00:26:37,506
I helped you recover.
627
00:26:37,542 --> 00:26:39,324
I cared for you.
628
00:26:39,352 --> 00:26:40,684
I wiped your fucking ass,
629
00:26:40,719 --> 00:26:42,331
got your shitty, little dingleberries
630
00:26:42,346 --> 00:26:44,446
all underneath my fucking fingermails!
631
00:26:44,482 --> 00:26:46,315
Now you are surrounded
by nothing but enemies,
632
00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:47,990
and you're gonna turn
on your only friend?
633
00:26:48,018 --> 00:26:49,813
Well, are you sure you didn't do it?
634
00:26:51,354 --> 00:26:53,922
After everything that
we have been through?
635
00:26:56,226 --> 00:26:58,193
You don't even deserve
to have me touch you.
636
00:26:58,228 --> 00:27:00,428
Fucking asshole!
637
00:27:01,531 --> 00:27:02,664
Fucking friend.
638
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,632
Fuck you. Fuck you!
639
00:27:04,668 --> 00:27:05,567
I'm sorry, Lee.
640
00:27:05,602 --> 00:27:08,002
I... I just don't even
know what end is up.
641
00:27:08,037 --> 00:27:10,204
I'm all destroyed, decrepit.
642
00:27:10,239 --> 00:27:12,105
And I'm looking at you
and it just seems like
643
00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:13,640
everything's going so good.
644
00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:14,974
Oh, yeah.
645
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,077
Yeah, my life is roses.
646
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,447
I'm barely hanging on.
647
00:27:20,482 --> 00:27:23,750
There's a full-on revolt coming, Gamby.
648
00:27:23,785 --> 00:27:26,986
All the teachers are sticking
their cocks in my mouth.
649
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,422
Haas is behind me,
fucking me up the ass.
650
00:27:29,457 --> 00:27:31,357
I spend all day jerking
off all the parents,
651
00:27:31,392 --> 00:27:32,592
trying to keep them happy.
652
00:27:32,627 --> 00:27:34,794
And my taint's being licked
by the goddamn budget.
653
00:27:34,830 --> 00:27:36,896
It's the most annoying,
confusing gang bang
654
00:27:36,932 --> 00:27:39,065
I've ever been in in
my life, and trust me,
655
00:27:39,101 --> 00:27:40,299
I have been in a few.
656
00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:43,902
I hate to admit this, Gamby, but...
657
00:27:43,938 --> 00:27:46,405
I don't know that I have what it takes.
658
00:27:47,609 --> 00:27:50,276
The reason that I brought you back here
659
00:27:50,311 --> 00:27:52,311
was because I need your help.
660
00:27:52,347 --> 00:27:54,714
You and me, we can turn
North Jackson around.
661
00:27:54,749 --> 00:27:56,315
We get shit done together.
662
00:27:57,719 --> 00:28:00,518
I did not shoot you.
663
00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:03,021
I would never do that.
664
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:05,791
But I have been trying
to figure out who would.
665
00:28:12,594 --> 00:28:13,859
What's that?
666
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,285
Suspects.
667
00:28:15,312 --> 00:28:16,944
Everyone you've ever crossed.
668
00:28:16,965 --> 00:28:18,264
Everyone who hates you,
669
00:28:18,306 --> 00:28:20,538
everyone who wants to see you dead.
670
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:22,173
Russell, that's my daughter.
671
00:28:22,208 --> 00:28:23,775
Yeah.
672
00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:25,009
Now that I'm principal,
673
00:28:25,044 --> 00:28:27,312
I have ultimate access
to all school records.
674
00:28:29,181 --> 00:28:30,280
Mm.
675
00:28:30,304 --> 00:28:32,817
Dweebs, gutter punks,
676
00:28:32,852 --> 00:28:34,723
Sally.
677
00:28:34,762 --> 00:28:37,054
Psh. Sure have made a lot of enemies.
678
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,324
Yes, you have, but
you've also made a friend.
679
00:28:40,359 --> 00:28:42,326
I'm sorry I accused you of shooting me
680
00:28:42,361 --> 00:28:44,896
after you went and did
this nice gesture for me.
681
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:47,598
Let's go find the
motherfucker who shot you.
682
00:28:47,633 --> 00:28:48,966
Yeah.
683
00:28:49,002 --> 00:28:50,567
And when I find that son of a bitch,
684
00:28:50,603 --> 00:28:52,035
I'm gonna shoot him in his dick.
685
00:28:52,070 --> 00:28:53,737
Or her, 'cause it could be a girl.
686
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:56,010
Then she shall be shot
in her privates, too.
687
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,613
(chattering)
688
00:29:04,082 --> 00:29:07,617
(rap music playing)
689
00:29:07,652 --> 00:29:10,586
♪ Nigga say he want war
Better skrap up with you cliq ♪
690
00:29:10,622 --> 00:29:12,889
♪ Yeah, I think you want this
beef keep thinking it a game ♪
691
00:29:12,891 --> 00:29:14,657
Nash: Eric Janssen.
692
00:29:14,693 --> 00:29:17,527
Turn the boom box off.
693
00:29:17,562 --> 00:29:21,764
Lamebrain. This is a
music-free cafeteria.
694
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,067
Yeah, turn the boom box off.
695
00:29:25,102 --> 00:29:28,971
I did not say up. Off!
696
00:29:29,006 --> 00:29:33,743
- Off with the boom box now!
- (students laughing)
697
00:29:37,582 --> 00:29:38,681
Don't you laugh at me!
698
00:29:38,717 --> 00:29:40,916
(laughter continues)
699
00:29:44,155 --> 00:29:46,188
(gasps)
700
00:29:48,125 --> 00:29:50,559
There is no music
allowed in the cafeteria
701
00:29:50,594 --> 00:29:52,194
and that is a direct violation.
702
00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:53,262
You want to fucking bitch about it?
703
00:29:53,264 --> 00:29:55,397
How about you and I go
take a walk to my office?
704
00:29:55,432 --> 00:29:57,833
Or you can shut the fuck up!
705
00:29:58,552 --> 00:30:00,402
That goes for ever other man,
706
00:30:00,437 --> 00:30:02,771
woman, and goddamn
student in this school.
707
00:30:02,806 --> 00:30:06,608
The misbehaving, the
disrespect, the cursing,
708
00:30:06,643 --> 00:30:08,610
all that stops right now.
709
00:30:08,645 --> 00:30:10,345
If anybody in here fucks around,
710
00:30:10,381 --> 00:30:12,713
you're gonna end up with
your tits in a ditch!
711
00:30:12,749 --> 00:30:14,349
Believe that!
712
00:30:14,384 --> 00:30:17,285
The time of lawlessness is over!
713
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,953
The fun is done!
714
00:30:18,989 --> 00:30:21,956
I'm back and I'm ready to put my foot
715
00:30:21,992 --> 00:30:23,591
inside someone's ass.
716
00:30:23,626 --> 00:30:25,326
Am I understood?
717
00:30:25,362 --> 00:30:27,461
I said, am I understood?
718
00:30:27,497 --> 00:30:29,029
Students: Yes!
719
00:30:29,064 --> 00:30:30,865
That's how it's done, Nash.
720
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,700
♪ ♪
721
00:30:32,735 --> 00:30:36,036
Enjoy the rest of your day here
at North Jackson High School.
722
00:30:38,289 --> 00:30:40,508
Eat your mashed potatoes, you jackass.
723
00:30:40,543 --> 00:30:44,244
♪ ♪
724
00:30:50,632 --> 00:30:55,484
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725
00:30:55,524 --> 00:30:58,392
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726
00:31:00,495 --> 00:31:03,162
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727
00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:08,568
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728
00:31:31,059 --> 00:31:33,759
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729
00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:38,764
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730
00:31:40,868 --> 00:31:43,769
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731
00:31:45,806 --> 00:31:48,974
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732
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:50,909
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
733
00:31:50,945 --> 00:31:53,644
♪ Na, Na, Na, Na, Na ♪
734
00:31:56,213 --> 00:31:59,314
♪ Na, Na, Na, Na, Na ♪