1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:06,031 --> 00:00:07,692 Previously on The West Wing: 2 00:00:07,867 --> 00:00:10,905 I just like your smile is all. I wouldn't mind seeing it more. 3 00:00:11,122 --> 00:00:13,162 The president's ready to hire a secretary. 4 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:15,078 - Good. - He asked me to start a search. 5 00:00:15,295 --> 00:00:17,335 - Well, I'm sorry... - Sorry doesn't get me 218. 6 00:00:17,506 --> 00:00:20,462 And why don't you know what Ritchie's commitments are... 7 00:00:20,636 --> 00:00:23,009 ...before you get near my schedule? Win the vote. 8 00:00:23,181 --> 00:00:24,842 Gonna put the women's movement out of business? 9 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,388 There's an election... 10 00:00:26,603 --> 00:00:29,309 If you win by selling out the party, who cares who wins? 11 00:00:29,482 --> 00:00:32,603 He's killed innocent people. He'll kill more, we have to end him. 12 00:00:32,779 --> 00:00:34,903 Let Shareef come here and we have options. 13 00:00:35,074 --> 00:00:36,734 Cancel the trip and we have none. 14 00:00:39,872 --> 00:00:43,409 We're leaving exactly one hour later than we planned. 15 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:46,339 At 5:00, he'll board Marine One for the trip to Andrews... 16 00:00:46,507 --> 00:00:49,379 ...where he'll board Air Force One for the trip to New York. 17 00:00:49,553 --> 00:00:52,509 We're trying to be helpful. We understand a motorcade... 18 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:55,175 ...rolling through midtown Manhattan around 6-6:30... 19 00:00:55,353 --> 00:00:57,146 ...helps keep things well-lubed. 20 00:00:57,315 --> 00:01:01,184 As a matter of fact, we apologize to New Yorkers for the inconvenience. 21 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,652 But the delay was inevitable. 22 00:01:03,824 --> 00:01:06,696 I meant to say"unavoidable." The delay was unavoidable. 23 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:10,952 The president will make a short visit at City Hall and be in his seat at 7:30. 24 00:01:11,127 --> 00:01:12,787 Why is this such an early curtain? 25 00:01:12,963 --> 00:01:15,087 The play is 19 hours long. 26 00:01:15,258 --> 00:01:17,251 It's long. It's five and a half hours. 27 00:01:17,428 --> 00:01:19,468 Do you have a nose count yet this morning? 28 00:01:19,639 --> 00:01:22,096 - On the welfare bill? - I heard there was movement. 29 00:01:22,268 --> 00:01:23,811 - Yeah, it's close. - How close? 30 00:01:23,979 --> 00:01:25,806 Look at the color of Josh Lyman's hair. 31 00:01:25,982 --> 00:01:29,767 How much of the summer plan for the campaign depends on winning the vote? 32 00:01:29,946 --> 00:01:32,782 I'd go beyond and say the future of the world depends on it. 33 00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:35,489 I don't wanna scare anyone, but call your congressman. 34 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:38,700 Fifty dollars for a straight answer. Will they meet tonight? 35 00:01:38,876 --> 00:01:42,377 - The president and Ritchie? I don't know. - Now I have to blow it on booze. 36 00:01:42,548 --> 00:01:44,422 Anything else? I'll see you in New York. 37 00:01:44,592 --> 00:01:47,001 - You never told us, why the delay? - I'm sorry? 38 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:49,173 Why is the president leaving an hour later? 39 00:01:49,349 --> 00:01:51,758 - He scheduled a last-minute meeting. - With who? 40 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:53,811 Good question. 41 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,809 Qumari Defense Minister Abdul Shareef. 44 00:02:51,524 --> 00:02:52,853 He was always gonna do that. 45 00:02:53,026 --> 00:02:55,269 - It wasn't canceled? - No way. 46 00:02:56,031 --> 00:02:58,190 The White House cancels at the last minute... 47 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:01,489 ...he's gonna have somebody tasting his food for a month. 48 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:04,702 - I don't want him thinking... - I don't want the president... . 49 00:03:04,877 --> 00:03:06,288 All right. 50 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:10,417 I was gonna say, I don't want him putting a voice to the guy. 51 00:03:10,635 --> 00:03:12,214 I take my daughter for seafood... 52 00:03:12,388 --> 00:03:17,136 ...first thing she does is name the lobsters in the tank so I can't eat them. 53 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:22,230 - Hello. - Good morning, sir. 54 00:03:27,786 --> 00:03:30,408 Mr. President, we wanted to lay out some of the rules. 55 00:03:30,623 --> 00:03:33,115 There are rules to these things? 56 00:03:33,502 --> 00:03:37,502 Yes, sir. The first one being the National Security Act, which... 57 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:41,010 ...says basically that only the president can trigger a covert action. 58 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,673 This isn't a case where you need to know very little. 59 00:03:43,851 --> 00:03:45,726 The law requires you know everything. 60 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:48,851 Doesn't the law also require that I not assassinate someone? 61 00:03:49,025 --> 00:03:52,230 Yes. Political assassination is banned by executive order. 62 00:03:52,405 --> 00:03:55,776 - Two, as a matter of fact. - I know. One of them was mine. 63 00:03:55,994 --> 00:03:58,616 The EO is law, but it was made up by the executive. 64 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:00,830 And the executive can ignore it. 65 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:03,784 Assume for a second I say yes. How do we do it? 66 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:08,094 - Fitz walks up to him with a gun? - No, it can't be military. 67 00:04:08,303 --> 00:04:10,878 - Why? - The Posse Comitatus Act of 1878... 68 00:04:11,058 --> 00:04:14,226 ...prohibits the military from civilian law enforcement. 69 00:04:14,437 --> 00:04:16,894 And it can't happen on American soil. 70 00:04:17,066 --> 00:04:20,235 - The things we choose to care about. - Mr. President. 71 00:04:20,405 --> 00:04:24,321 I should mention that if you give the order, the law insists that you inform... 72 00:04:24,494 --> 00:04:26,369 ...what we call the"gang of eight." 73 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:29,369 That's the leadership on both parties in both Houses... 74 00:04:29,543 --> 00:04:32,795 ...and the chairpeople and members of the intelligence committees. 75 00:04:32,965 --> 00:04:37,463 If it can't happen here, then why'd we care Shareef was delivering himself? 76 00:04:37,638 --> 00:04:39,798 He's flying back tonight in his Gulfstream. 77 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,803 The pilot will be one of our people. 78 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:45,687 They'll experience a mechanical failure about 90 minutes into the flight... 79 00:04:45,859 --> 00:04:48,814 ...and set down in a remote RAF airstrip in Bermuda. 80 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:51,112 It's not much more than a road in the grass. 81 00:04:51,283 --> 00:04:52,944 - The British say yes? - Yes, sir. 82 00:04:53,161 --> 00:04:55,071 - How many there know about this? - Three. 83 00:04:55,247 --> 00:04:57,407 - And some people in Bermuda? - Yes, sir. 84 00:04:57,584 --> 00:05:00,752 This is as big as the club gets, all right? 85 00:05:01,548 --> 00:05:03,209 Okay. 86 00:05:03,384 --> 00:05:04,665 Well... 87 00:05:04,845 --> 00:05:07,883 ...surely this is the most absurd meeting I've ever sat in. 88 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,016 And, friends, that is saying something. 89 00:05:11,605 --> 00:05:15,854 Sir, will you be exchanging gifts with Shareef when you meet this afternoon? 90 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:19,772 - Yeah, I imagine. - We'd like you to give him this. 91 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,462 What does the pen do? It squirts poison? 92 00:05:29,631 --> 00:05:31,625 It's got a small recording device in there. 93 00:05:31,801 --> 00:05:33,593 He'll probably throw it in the trash. 94 00:05:33,762 --> 00:05:37,928 But you might get lucky, he sticks it in his pocket for the flight home. 95 00:05:45,029 --> 00:05:47,568 - Sir? - We give him it boxed. 96 00:05:47,741 --> 00:05:49,984 Tell them to put it in a box. 97 00:05:52,832 --> 00:05:56,000 Can I get an egg-white omelet and some toast that's badly burnt? 98 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:58,294 - Just coffee, thanks. - Yes. 99 00:05:58,966 --> 00:06:00,461 That doesn't give you cancer? 100 00:06:00,677 --> 00:06:02,006 - Burnt toast? - Yeah. 101 00:06:02,179 --> 00:06:04,469 They're not sure. That's why I had the omelet. 102 00:06:04,641 --> 00:06:07,928 Welfare is a core issue with swing and independent voters. 103 00:06:08,104 --> 00:06:11,557 They use it to measure a president's values on work and responsibility. 104 00:06:11,735 --> 00:06:13,859 - Yeah. - We're gonna win the vote. 105 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:15,359 - We'll see. - We will. 106 00:06:15,532 --> 00:06:17,739 But we're gonna. I have a nine-vote margin. 107 00:06:17,952 --> 00:06:20,658 I think you're gonna lose Burnet, Bristol and Keith. 108 00:06:20,831 --> 00:06:22,410 - They're on the fence? - Yeah. 109 00:06:22,584 --> 00:06:25,373 We have to authorize welfare one way or another. 110 00:06:25,547 --> 00:06:27,090 You gotta do it every six years. 111 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:29,209 Do you think I'm dumb? 112 00:06:29,386 --> 00:06:32,388 They have to reauthorize it. That means you've got Republican... 113 00:06:32,557 --> 00:06:35,049 - We got an extra billion in childcare. - That's great. 114 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,563 - But the marriage incentives are terrible. - We don't like them either. 115 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:42,353 - But independent voters... - Say white men, not independent voters. 116 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:46,114 If you're serious about making welfare a second chance, not a way of life... 117 00:06:46,286 --> 00:06:48,694 ...you have to give job training. - Call off the hunt. 118 00:06:48,873 --> 00:06:51,080 I'll see that you make up with the White House. 119 00:06:51,251 --> 00:06:53,161 - Why? - Because we're gonna win. 120 00:07:01,975 --> 00:07:03,435 - Yes? - Mrs. DiLaguardia. 121 00:07:03,603 --> 00:07:04,932 - Yes. - It's Charlie. 122 00:07:05,105 --> 00:07:07,644 There's trouble with your phone. We were disconnected. 123 00:07:07,817 --> 00:07:09,727 - No. - I hope you don't mind, I drove out. 124 00:07:09,904 --> 00:07:13,239 No, yes. We weren't getting disconnected. I was hanging up. 125 00:07:13,409 --> 00:07:15,568 - Why? - I wasn't interested in the job. 126 00:07:15,745 --> 00:07:18,416 - Why didn't you say so? - You would have asked me why. 127 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:20,208 - Yeah. - My way was faster. 128 00:07:20,419 --> 00:07:22,709 Why aren't you interested...? 129 00:07:25,677 --> 00:07:29,047 You have my address. What other corners of my life have you rooted out? 130 00:07:29,224 --> 00:07:31,513 You worked at the White House. We know where you live. 131 00:07:31,686 --> 00:07:33,560 - I bet. - May I come inside for a minute? 132 00:07:33,772 --> 00:07:35,647 - Not allowed to park there. - Yes, I am. 133 00:07:35,817 --> 00:07:37,228 All right. 134 00:07:41,116 --> 00:07:42,196 Mrs. DiLaguardia. 135 00:07:42,368 --> 00:07:45,204 I'm not married to Mr. DiLaguardia anymore. 136 00:07:45,372 --> 00:07:48,078 - My name is Debbie Fiderer. - Fiddler? 137 00:07:48,252 --> 00:07:49,283 Fiderer. 138 00:07:49,462 --> 00:07:52,879 Ms. Fiderer, you've worked as executive assistant to Terrance Hunt... 139 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:54,842 ...managing editor of Gannett News... 140 00:07:55,011 --> 00:07:58,382 ...Jack Kent Cook, former owner of the Washington Redskins... 141 00:07:58,558 --> 00:08:01,514 ...Jordan Williams, partner at Cutler, Williams, Rossi... 142 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:03,895 ...and the White House Office of Personnel. 143 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:07,769 I'd like you to meet the president to discuss filling Mrs. Landingham's job. 144 00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:09,490 - No. - Why? 145 00:08:09,658 --> 00:08:11,450 This is worse than the phone call. 146 00:08:11,619 --> 00:08:14,290 - Why? - Because I don't work for anyone... 147 00:08:14,457 --> 00:08:18,041 ...I'm my own boss. I set my sail and then go that particular direction. 148 00:08:18,212 --> 00:08:19,244 - You do? - Yes. 149 00:08:19,422 --> 00:08:21,546 - How's the sailing been? - I beg your pardon? 150 00:08:21,717 --> 00:08:22,749 How's business? 151 00:08:22,927 --> 00:08:25,384 - I got off to a rocky start. - What'd you try? 152 00:08:25,556 --> 00:08:27,099 - Gambling. - Didn't work out? 153 00:08:27,309 --> 00:08:29,053 - But that's changed. - Now you're...? 154 00:08:29,228 --> 00:08:31,021 I'm an alpaca farmer. 155 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:34,477 - Are you serious? - It's the finest livestock investment. 156 00:08:34,653 --> 00:08:36,860 You mean the sheep they show on late-night TV? 157 00:08:37,032 --> 00:08:39,321 They're alpacas. If you knew that, you'd know... 158 00:08:39,493 --> 00:08:43,873 ...that textiles made from their fiber are coveted by the best fashion houses. 159 00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:47,578 - You swallowed a brochure? - I have two of the Huacaya variety. 160 00:08:48,966 --> 00:08:53,464 You were executive to the head of the U.S. Olympic Organizing Committee? 161 00:08:54,307 --> 00:08:56,182 Yes. 162 00:08:56,518 --> 00:08:58,393 I'm sending a car for you in 90 minutes. 163 00:09:01,109 --> 00:09:03,648 I was fired from the White House, Charlie. 164 00:09:04,447 --> 00:09:06,156 I know you were. 165 00:09:10,372 --> 00:09:11,915 You know what you should do? 166 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:14,754 Bring your mom a souvenir from the White House. 167 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,757 Every day, you should show your mom some expression of love. 168 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,382 A smile."You look pretty today, Mom." 169 00:09:20,554 --> 00:09:22,844 A good smack on the ass they always like. 170 00:09:23,016 --> 00:09:25,888 You know why you should give your mom an expression of love? 171 00:09:26,062 --> 00:09:27,177 Because she raised me. 172 00:09:27,355 --> 00:09:31,106 Well, okay. I was gonna say it just makes things easier. 173 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,773 - You'll be careful in New York, right? - I'm only going for a few hours. 174 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:38,617 - I mean, when the crazy guy shows up. - You don't think I can handle myself? 175 00:09:38,789 --> 00:09:40,581 - Well... . - What? 176 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:43,788 I don't deny you got skills. You can shoot and you're athletic. 177 00:09:43,963 --> 00:09:46,965 - But? - You're slow-witted. 178 00:09:47,134 --> 00:09:48,962 Let the beatings begin. 179 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:51,464 You're not very bright. Criminals can sense this. 180 00:09:51,641 --> 00:09:52,970 Get over here. 181 00:09:53,143 --> 00:09:55,896 - Good morning. - Good morning. 182 00:09:56,064 --> 00:09:58,603 - I thought you weren't on till later. - I'm not. 183 00:09:58,777 --> 00:10:01,945 I arranged this for my friend Anthony. Anthony, this is Ms. Cregg. 184 00:10:02,115 --> 00:10:03,147 Hi. 185 00:10:03,325 --> 00:10:06,327 Is it possible for Anthony to get a souvenir to give his mom? 186 00:10:06,496 --> 00:10:09,867 Sure. That's really sweet, Anthony, doing something nice for your mom. 187 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,286 - You should be like that. - Yes. 188 00:10:12,463 --> 00:10:14,920 - Can you get this gentleman a key chain? - Yep. 189 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:18,510 It'll have the seal of the president on it, and his signature. 190 00:10:18,723 --> 00:10:20,633 Tell your mom you can't buy it in a shop. 191 00:10:20,809 --> 00:10:24,809 You can't buy it anywhere. It's against the law to sell the seal of the president. 192 00:10:24,982 --> 00:10:27,818 But if the cops stop me, aren't they gonna think I stole it? 193 00:10:27,986 --> 00:10:30,359 If they stop you, they'll think you're important. 194 00:10:30,532 --> 00:10:32,821 - Stop you for what? - Whatever. 195 00:10:32,993 --> 00:10:35,201 - Wait outside a second, will you? - Yeah. 196 00:10:35,372 --> 00:10:36,831 Nice meeting you. 197 00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:41,833 - Is he your nephew? - No. I'm a Big Brother. 198 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:44,926 - We've been together about three years. - Are you good at it? 199 00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:46,376 I don't know. 200 00:10:46,555 --> 00:10:49,807 He says he wants to be a Big Brother when he gets older. So I guess. 201 00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:52,979 Listen, there's no reason for you to make the trip to New York. 202 00:10:53,857 --> 00:10:55,851 I'll be with the president the whole time. 203 00:10:56,027 --> 00:10:57,308 - Can I say something? - Sure. 204 00:10:57,488 --> 00:11:00,574 - I'm not allowed to date a protectee. - Who's trying to date you? 205 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,820 - Or to kiss a protectee. - Who's trying to? 206 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,076 - You did. - No, I didn't. 207 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:07,618 - C.J., I'm trusted with a serious job. - Aren't you not allowed to call... 208 00:11:07,795 --> 00:11:10,121 ...a protectee by their first name? - Yes, ma'am. 209 00:11:10,298 --> 00:11:13,051 - I'm gonna take Anthony home. - There's really no reason... 210 00:11:13,219 --> 00:11:15,842 ...for you to come to New York. - See you on the plane. 211 00:11:17,392 --> 00:11:21,855 It's The War of the Roses, all the Henrys, and Richards too, for that matter. 212 00:11:22,024 --> 00:11:25,062 - In some kind of condensed form? - Yeah. 213 00:11:25,237 --> 00:11:28,857 - Because you'd be there for weeks if... - Yeah. 214 00:11:29,076 --> 00:11:31,533 - There's also singing. - It's a musical? 215 00:11:31,705 --> 00:11:33,745 No, they're gonna sing from time to time. 216 00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:35,874 One of the songs is a song I love. 217 00:11:36,044 --> 00:11:39,581 I can't think of the name now, but it's an Edwardian. 218 00:11:40,175 --> 00:11:43,131 It always reminds me... It makes me think of college. 219 00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:45,673 Like, I don't know, they should be singing it... 220 00:11:45,892 --> 00:11:49,179 ...in the dining hall at Christ College at Cambridge. 221 00:11:49,564 --> 00:11:50,893 The chorus is: 222 00:11:51,066 --> 00:11:54,769 "And victorious in war shall be made glorious in peace." 223 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,025 I was just singing it this morning. 224 00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:05,044 How have you been sleeping? 225 00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:07,798 Good. 226 00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:11,128 Let me ask you something. 227 00:12:11,555 --> 00:12:16,385 Is there a crime which, if it wasn't illegal, you would do? 228 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,189 I'd park anywhere I want. 229 00:12:19,358 --> 00:12:21,897 - Right. But you wouldn't rob a bank? - No. 230 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:24,989 Connecticut had a law prohibiting the use of contraceptives. 231 00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:27,650 It was written out of rage against adultery. 232 00:12:27,829 --> 00:12:30,701 But in the age of AIDS, don't Connecticut residents... 233 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,577 ...do more for the general welfare by flagrantly breaking the law? 234 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:38,583 - There was a law against contraceptives? - Yeah. 235 00:12:38,762 --> 00:12:42,761 Can I ask, sir, how somebody used to get caught? 236 00:12:42,976 --> 00:12:44,934 - Stanley. - What's on your mind? 237 00:12:45,104 --> 00:12:47,941 - I can't tell you. - Yeah, but you can. 238 00:12:58,082 --> 00:12:59,541 No, I really can't. 239 00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:03,289 It's high-security, to say nothing of... . 240 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,877 To say nothing of what? 241 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:12,643 If I tell you I intend to commit a crime, you're required by law to report it. 242 00:13:15,023 --> 00:13:18,191 I have a pretty strange meeting coming up. 243 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:22,484 I'm gonna go. It's good seeing you. 244 00:13:31,255 --> 00:13:33,415 Welfare reform is a state issue. 245 00:13:33,592 --> 00:13:36,713 If you go ahead without the governors, you're asking for trouble. 246 00:13:36,889 --> 00:13:40,722 - You cosponsored the bill. - If you increase the work hours... 247 00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:44,230 ...what do the governors do if there aren't enough jobs? 248 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,431 I don't understand. 249 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:48,149 I don't think he's here as a cosponsor of the bill. 250 00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:51,527 I think he's here as the leader of Florida's Republican delegation. 251 00:13:51,702 --> 00:13:54,159 The president should meet with Ritchie tonight. 252 00:13:54,373 --> 00:13:55,452 Not gonna happen. 253 00:13:55,624 --> 00:13:58,081 - They should walk in together. - Walk in together? 254 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,621 It's a Catholic fundraiser, not a network debate. 255 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,591 They should walk in the door together. 256 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:06,213 They should go in a room and talk and then they should watch the play. 257 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:10,520 There are five congressmen who would be interested in the outcome of that. 258 00:14:11,022 --> 00:14:12,481 We get the votes... 259 00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:14,809 ...if the president meets with Ritchie? - Yes. 260 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:18,695 Ted, the president enters the room with his wife and the president of China. 261 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:21,490 He doesn't do it with the governor of Florida. 262 00:14:22,038 --> 00:14:25,409 Can I ask why you're taking in a Broadway show during a vote like this? 263 00:14:25,585 --> 00:14:27,413 - A scheduling error. - Yeah, it was. 264 00:14:27,588 --> 00:14:29,332 - Nonetheless... - I've got a primary. 265 00:14:29,508 --> 00:14:31,382 - I know. - I'm spending money already. 266 00:14:31,552 --> 00:14:34,009 - We can help you raise money. - So can Amy Gardner. 267 00:14:34,223 --> 00:14:38,436 Look, there's a billion more for childcare. It's not a bad bill. 268 00:14:38,604 --> 00:14:41,560 We're fixing 10 things wrong with welfare. 269 00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,110 Transportation subsidies... 270 00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:47,360 Women can't train for life after welfare when they work 38 hours a week. 271 00:14:47,534 --> 00:14:49,658 Forget about that. It's marriage incentives. 272 00:14:49,871 --> 00:14:51,911 I can't run without women. 273 00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:56,338 All right. 274 00:14:57,465 --> 00:15:01,334 - These are three no votes, right? - Yeah. 275 00:15:02,681 --> 00:15:05,220 - Okay. The president's gonna call you. - You know when? 276 00:15:05,394 --> 00:15:08,312 No. Sometime during the first intermission. 277 00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:25,922 And that the friendship established long ago... 278 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,508 ...between the United States and the nation of Qumar... 279 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,966 ...is based on frankness and serves the interest... 280 00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:35,432 ...of both the American and Qumari people. 281 00:15:35,605 --> 00:15:37,313 Who are these men? 282 00:15:40,654 --> 00:15:42,149 - Bodyguards. - Okay. 283 00:15:51,837 --> 00:15:54,958 And I would personally like to congratulate you, Mr. President... 284 00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:58,301 ...on the renewal of your 10-year lease on the air base in Tiaret. 285 00:15:58,472 --> 00:16:01,011 Yeah, I'm feeling particularly proud of that today. 286 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,103 We're happy you visited us, Mr. Defense Minister. 287 00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:08,771 You're welcome here any time. 288 00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:13,194 Please send the best regards of the U.S. president to the royal sultan. 289 00:16:30,227 --> 00:16:31,638 Not in the Oval Office. 290 00:16:34,232 --> 00:16:35,561 Sir? 291 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:39,445 Tell him I have a rash on my hand. Make sure you apologize. 292 00:16:48,253 --> 00:16:50,045 Yeah. Thanks. 293 00:16:50,256 --> 00:16:51,751 Yes, sir. 294 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:05,191 It's a hand-carved incense burner. Gypsum and sandalwood. 295 00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:18,416 What's up? 296 00:17:18,631 --> 00:17:21,170 AP called with a quote from Kevin Kahn: 297 00:17:21,343 --> 00:17:23,717 "Ritchie looks forward to meeting the president... 298 00:17:23,889 --> 00:17:26,178 ...to talk about the plan for the Everglades... 299 00:17:26,351 --> 00:17:28,558 ...which would tax farmers into unemployment." 300 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:31,061 - It wouldn't. - Yeah, but now he's got another: 301 00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:35,060 "What's Bartlet hiding from us today?" spot. 302 00:17:35,239 --> 00:17:40,033 What about this? Call AP, tell them that Governor Ritchie is mistaken... 303 00:17:40,246 --> 00:17:42,287 ...that he is not on the president's schedule. 304 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:45,495 Go further. Say the president would love to meet with Ritchie... 305 00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:47,997 ...but he's gonna be busy tonight passing a vote. 306 00:17:48,174 --> 00:17:50,667 That's being hung up by the Florida delegation. Josh? 307 00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,598 - Yeah? - In response to a tactical leak... 308 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:57,095 ...I'm gonna tell AP Florida's messing with the welfare vote. 309 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,730 - Yeah. - I'm asking because if we lose... 310 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,940 ...we've said he's the one who brought us down. 311 00:18:02,111 --> 00:18:04,022 - You all right with this? - Yeah. 312 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:18,417 - Hello. - I was worried you were gonna be late. 313 00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:21,838 - You want some water or something? - No, thanks. 314 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,724 - Have you met him? - We shook hands before a group picture. 315 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,314 - You'll be fine. - Yeah. 316 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,601 You seem a little better than before. 317 00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,106 - I took a pill. - Why? 318 00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:33,569 I was nervous about coming back here. 319 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:35,990 - You took a pill? - I took a couple. 320 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:40,618 - She can go in now. - Okay. 321 00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:48,635 Mr. President, this is Deborah Fiderer. I'll be right outside. 322 00:18:51,643 --> 00:18:54,182 - It's Fiderer? - Fiddler. Fiderer. 323 00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:56,022 It's Fiderer. 324 00:18:56,191 --> 00:18:59,063 I saw your résumé. So we don't need to talk about that. 325 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:01,853 - What have you done recently? - I'm an alpaca farmer. 326 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:05,073 - Like the sweaters? - Before they're sweaters. 327 00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:08,073 - And before that? - Craps and blackjack. 328 00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:10,915 - A professional gambler. - I like the way that sounds. 329 00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:14,884 - Whereabouts? - Bally's, mostly. 330 00:19:15,094 --> 00:19:16,968 Okay. Why did you leave the White House? 331 00:19:17,138 --> 00:19:21,008 Mr. President, if you wanna talk about getting screwed with your pants on... 332 00:19:21,186 --> 00:19:24,224 - Charlie! - I guess I got pretty well doinked. 333 00:19:24,399 --> 00:19:25,894 - Yes, sir? - Can I have a minute? 334 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:28,228 Would you mind waiting outside a moment? 335 00:19:28,405 --> 00:19:30,197 No, not at all. 336 00:19:32,494 --> 00:19:34,073 Is this a joke? 337 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:36,739 If it's a joke, it's both funny and well-executed. 338 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:39,125 But I think you and I both know that it's not. 339 00:19:39,296 --> 00:19:41,503 I sent you out to replace Dolores Landingham. 340 00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:43,882 - That's what you came home with? - Was she...? 341 00:19:44,053 --> 00:19:46,841 She needed two tries to get her own name. 342 00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:48,297 - Well, sir... - Don't worry. 343 00:19:48,476 --> 00:19:50,968 I'll get the personnel office on it. I gotta change. 344 00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,891 Thank you, Mr. President. 345 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,651 Okay. Okay, that was my fault. 346 00:19:56,822 --> 00:20:00,192 I didn't properly prepare you for the meeting. That was bad staff work. 347 00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:02,576 Before your next job interview, I remind you... 348 00:20:02,747 --> 00:20:06,082 ...you don't want to be stoned. - There's gonna be a second interview? 349 00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:08,542 As many as it takes. We're gonna get this right. 350 00:20:08,714 --> 00:20:11,551 Let me back you up a second. Have we done the first one yet? 351 00:20:11,718 --> 00:20:13,130 I'm calling a cab now. 352 00:20:13,304 --> 00:20:16,306 Okay. What ever happened to the Swingle Singers? 353 00:20:16,475 --> 00:20:18,220 I don't know. 354 00:20:18,437 --> 00:20:19,980 Good afternoon. 355 00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:30,323 After being presented with overwhelming evidence... 356 00:20:30,538 --> 00:20:33,457 ...provided by foreign and domestic intelligence agencies... 357 00:20:33,626 --> 00:20:37,957 ...the president requested the intelligence finding you have in your hands now. 358 00:20:38,132 --> 00:20:40,422 That finding has been prepared and signed off... 359 00:20:40,594 --> 00:20:43,217 ...by the directors of NSA and Central Intelligence. 360 00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:46,061 It was subsequently submitted for review and approval... 361 00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:48,268 ...by the national security advisor... 362 00:20:48,439 --> 00:20:50,480 ...the secretaries of state and defense... 363 00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:54,353 ...the attorney general, White House counsel and finally myself. 364 00:20:54,531 --> 00:20:56,774 And I submit it to you for notification. 365 00:20:56,993 --> 00:20:59,070 How are you getting around 11905? 366 00:20:59,288 --> 00:21:01,863 The president's rescinding his own executive order. 367 00:21:02,084 --> 00:21:04,921 He's on U.S. soil right now. Why can't the FBI act on this? 368 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:09,088 The FBI's role is investigatory, they're not allowed to engage in a police action. 369 00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:11,878 - And the military? - Posse Comitatus. 370 00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:15,102 You're killing Shareef. 371 00:21:20,486 --> 00:21:22,029 I don't know. 372 00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,235 What does that mean? 373 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:28,660 Leo, when does the president give the green light? 374 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,367 At the last possible minute. 375 00:21:31,878 --> 00:21:36,341 Consider yourselves notified. Thank you. I have theater tickets. 376 00:21:49,487 --> 00:21:53,866 The secure exits are indicated in red. The side agents are standing post. 377 00:21:54,035 --> 00:21:55,863 - Yes, sir. - And the U.D. 378 00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:57,237 Yeah. 379 00:21:57,415 --> 00:22:00,334 They can bring the dogs in. Thank you. 380 00:22:01,171 --> 00:22:02,500 Simon? 381 00:22:03,967 --> 00:22:05,545 Yes, sir. 382 00:22:07,305 --> 00:22:10,841 We've got a lead. I think I'm gonna have news for you in a few minutes. 383 00:22:11,269 --> 00:22:12,894 - That right? - Yeah. 384 00:22:13,063 --> 00:22:14,392 Thank you. 385 00:22:22,077 --> 00:22:23,737 - Hey, C.J. - How are you guys doing? 386 00:22:23,913 --> 00:22:26,405 - C.J., the president running on time? - Just about. 387 00:22:31,424 --> 00:22:34,177 - I asked you to wait with an agent. - I wanted some air. 388 00:22:34,345 --> 00:22:36,967 And that's fine, but I asked you to wait with an agent. 389 00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:38,469 Simon. 390 00:22:38,768 --> 00:22:41,973 Say to the agent,"I'd like to go get some air." He'll go with you. 391 00:22:42,148 --> 00:22:44,770 I'm standing in the security detail. What will happen? 392 00:22:44,944 --> 00:22:48,029 I don't know what's gonna happen. If I did, this would be easy. 393 00:22:48,198 --> 00:22:51,699 - Maybe if we didn't shout so much. - I've spent my life protecting people. 394 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,992 You're the first who's got me thinking about switching sides. 395 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:58,127 I'm sorry you feel that way. I think I've been a treat. 396 00:22:58,338 --> 00:23:01,341 - Oh, yes. A little Easter treat just for me. - You seem riled. 397 00:23:01,551 --> 00:23:04,174 From the first day, you've acted like this is my fault. 398 00:23:04,347 --> 00:23:07,552 - That's a tough case to make. - I don't think any of us are at fault. 399 00:23:07,769 --> 00:23:09,893 There are times when it seems like you like me. 400 00:23:10,105 --> 00:23:12,514 - I do. - Then you just walk off to stick it to me. 401 00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:14,353 Forget personalities. It's stupid! 402 00:23:14,529 --> 00:23:16,902 - I said, I do like you. - I meant the other way! 403 00:23:17,074 --> 00:23:18,534 So did I. I tried to kiss you. 404 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:21,408 - You said you didn't. - I was lying, you idiot. 405 00:23:21,622 --> 00:23:24,494 - I'm switching sides now. - I was embarrassed. I fumbled it. 406 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:27,671 - You didn't. I'm not allowed. - It sounded like an excuse. 407 00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:31,335 It's not. Somebody is threatening to kill you. I can't be... 408 00:23:31,512 --> 00:23:33,885 I watched you trying on dresses at Barneys. 409 00:23:34,057 --> 00:23:36,894 - The guy shows up. I can't be... - You watched me at Barneys? 410 00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:40,141 You're like the girl in Driver's Ed who won't watch the movie... 411 00:23:40,317 --> 00:23:43,438 ...and ends up missing a lesson about drinking and driving. 412 00:23:43,613 --> 00:23:46,568 What in God's name are you talking about? 413 00:23:47,369 --> 00:23:49,409 Simon Donovan. 414 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:52,072 You're saying I need to take my protection seriously. 415 00:23:52,251 --> 00:23:54,209 Simon, this is happening to me. 416 00:23:54,379 --> 00:23:57,547 I take the situation seriously, but I have to live my life. 417 00:23:57,759 --> 00:24:00,085 - So maybe sometimes... - I have a phone to my ear. 418 00:24:00,304 --> 00:24:03,141 - What does that mean to you? - I shouldn't be talking. 419 00:24:05,186 --> 00:24:06,681 Thank you. 420 00:24:11,028 --> 00:24:12,737 They've got him. 421 00:24:13,365 --> 00:24:16,367 - What do you mean? - We have him in custody. It's him. 422 00:24:16,578 --> 00:24:19,249 Ten-fifty. It's Donovan. 423 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,667 They got my guy. 424 00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:26,336 - They have him? - They stopped his train in Trenton. 425 00:24:26,509 --> 00:24:28,669 - Where was he going? - Here. 426 00:24:28,846 --> 00:24:30,887 He wasn't gonna do anything to you. 427 00:24:31,058 --> 00:24:32,221 This is over. 428 00:24:32,435 --> 00:24:34,761 - There's paperwork. - I meant for me. 429 00:24:34,938 --> 00:24:36,267 Yeah. 430 00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:38,977 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 431 00:24:39,153 --> 00:24:40,731 Seriously. 432 00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:58,506 Thanks. 433 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:04,102 So I'm free. 434 00:25:04,273 --> 00:25:07,940 You can drive your car, walk in a crowd, eat a grapefruit, do what you want. 435 00:25:08,112 --> 00:25:10,153 - How about a drink? - Sure, you can drink. 436 00:25:10,324 --> 00:25:12,116 - Can you meet me after the play? - Yes. 437 00:25:12,285 --> 00:25:13,317 - Good. - Where? 438 00:25:13,495 --> 00:25:15,702 - Anywhere you want. - How about right here? 439 00:25:19,295 --> 00:25:21,336 I have to go to work. 440 00:25:39,909 --> 00:25:46,496 Hung be the heavens with black, yield day to night. 441 00:25:58,812 --> 00:26:00,141 Comets... 442 00:26:00,606 --> 00:26:04,902 ...importing changes of times and states... 443 00:26:05,071 --> 00:26:08,026 ...brandish your crystal tresses in the sky... 444 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,695 ...and with them... 445 00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:12,492 ...scourge the bad revolting stars... 446 00:26:12,665 --> 00:26:15,952 ...that have consented unto Henry's death. 447 00:26:16,129 --> 00:26:17,873 King Henry the Fifth... 448 00:26:18,048 --> 00:26:20,338 ...too famous to live long. 449 00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:23,470 Virtue he had... 450 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,930 ...deserving to command. 451 00:26:26,102 --> 00:26:30,101 He ne'er lift up his hand, but conquered. 452 00:26:30,316 --> 00:26:32,108 - He went to the Yankee game. - Ritchie? 453 00:26:32,277 --> 00:26:34,437 - Yes. - He's at the Yankee game right now? 454 00:26:34,614 --> 00:26:35,943 Local news covered it. 455 00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:38,953 He said this was how ordinary Americans got entertainment. 456 00:26:39,163 --> 00:26:41,452 I've been to 441 games in Yankee Stadium. 457 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:44,834 - Not a person there is ordinary. - I know. 458 00:26:46,465 --> 00:26:48,293 - You making fun of the Yankees? - No. 459 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:50,337 - Now? - I'm not. 460 00:26:51,389 --> 00:26:54,261 - They went to the Yankee game. - He's coming at intermission. 461 00:26:54,435 --> 00:26:56,429 - I'm not sure that suits me. - I know. 462 00:26:56,605 --> 00:26:58,479 Making an entrance after the president. 463 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:01,687 That's just not how we play bridge. It's not how we say cricket. 464 00:27:01,904 --> 00:27:03,530 You're starting to freak me out. 465 00:27:03,699 --> 00:27:05,858 - Talk to me. - How many people are at the game? 466 00:27:06,035 --> 00:27:08,907 It's a good game. About 40,000 probably. 467 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,994 There was an incumbent president... 468 00:27:12,169 --> 00:27:15,540 ...who was facing a primary challenge, and on the day of the primary... 469 00:27:15,716 --> 00:27:18,255 ...his staff sent his motorcade into a district... 470 00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:21,431 ...that was favored by his opponent in order to tie up traffic. 471 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:24,181 I'd like to make it plain I would never do anything... 472 00:27:24,354 --> 00:27:28,188 ...to tamper with an election. - I am so proud of you. 473 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,817 You're really very much freaking me out. 474 00:27:33,075 --> 00:27:35,282 It's Toby on one. 475 00:27:37,582 --> 00:27:38,911 - Hey. - Hey. 476 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:42,211 Listen. I'm gonna send the motorcade up the Major Deegan. 477 00:27:42,422 --> 00:27:45,093 - Is that okay with you? - Why? 478 00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:47,882 Josh has a good point. We should think of a reason. 479 00:27:48,055 --> 00:27:50,927 - Why don 't you guys get back to me. - How's it going? 480 00:27:51,978 --> 00:27:53,770 They start voting in a half an hour. 481 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:56,478 - You bringing in Brenda? - Yeah. 482 00:27:56,651 --> 00:27:57,731 I didn't hear you. 483 00:27:58,571 --> 00:28:02,440 I'm bringing in Brenda. We're making her chairman of the Platform Committee. 484 00:28:03,787 --> 00:28:06,409 Hey, did I put too much pressure on you with the vote? 485 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,157 No. 486 00:28:08,335 --> 00:28:10,459 With the Ritchie meeting and the AP quote? 487 00:28:10,630 --> 00:28:13,087 - No. - The president jumped up and down... 488 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:16,096 - ... on you pretty hard last week. - It's over, Toby. We won. 489 00:28:16,305 --> 00:28:18,049 Amy's incredibly employable, Josh. 490 00:28:20,645 --> 00:28:22,306 - All right. - All right. 491 00:28:27,196 --> 00:28:28,691 You did all right, okay? 492 00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:32,907 - I bought her boss. - That's how you had to win this one. 493 00:28:33,122 --> 00:28:35,080 You think her job's really in jeopardy? 494 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:37,914 No, she'll lose it for sure. 495 00:28:38,421 --> 00:28:41,874 Anyway, good job. See you tomorrow. 496 00:28:42,093 --> 00:28:45,630 - You're not sticking around for the vote? - We won by eight. 497 00:28:52,191 --> 00:28:55,028 It's already intermission. Ritchie's stuck in traffic. 498 00:28:55,196 --> 00:28:57,236 He won't get here until the second act. 499 00:28:57,407 --> 00:29:00,529 He should've taken the Cross Bronx to the West Side. 500 00:29:01,413 --> 00:29:05,033 I don't know, but I wanna tell you some good facts. 501 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:08,296 1.8 million dollars raised for Catholic Charities tonight... 502 00:29:08,465 --> 00:29:10,459 ...thanks to the people who made it. 503 00:29:10,635 --> 00:29:14,171 While we talk, the House is passing the president's welfare reform bill. 504 00:29:14,349 --> 00:29:16,841 He appreciates all the governors who worked the vote. 505 00:29:17,019 --> 00:29:20,520 The Yankees are about to snap a 12-game winning streak. Thanks a lot. 506 00:29:21,276 --> 00:29:25,987 What Toby means to say is if 90% of success is showing up... 507 00:29:26,158 --> 00:29:29,611 ...we're just happy there's someone standing up for the other 10. 508 00:29:30,873 --> 00:29:33,496 - I love the theater. - I know what you mean. 509 00:29:36,089 --> 00:29:38,760 Thank you so much, Mr. President. 510 00:29:38,927 --> 00:29:40,256 Thank you. 511 00:29:42,891 --> 00:29:45,181 - What's going on? - Nothing, sir. 512 00:29:46,062 --> 00:29:50,014 I'll be arranging a second meeting with Deborah Fiderer when we get back. 513 00:29:50,193 --> 00:29:51,688 - From this afternoon? - Yes, sir. 514 00:29:51,862 --> 00:29:54,533 Are you pledging a fraternity? This would be a good one. 515 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:57,453 - What is it with you and her? - She hired me. 516 00:29:57,746 --> 00:29:59,905 That's why she was fired. 517 00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:14,269 You happen to know if a Milky Way bar has red meat in it? 518 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,725 Sorry. Kidding. 519 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,227 I'm gonna buy this and... . 520 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:24,356 - And the flower. - No. No, we don't have that. 521 00:30:24,577 --> 00:30:27,200 No. I mean, I'm gonna buy this. How much is it? 522 00:30:27,414 --> 00:30:31,284 - No. It's... It's okay. - No. How much is it? 523 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:33,372 You can go. 524 00:30:37,596 --> 00:30:39,424 It's all right. 525 00:30:42,437 --> 00:30:45,059 Don't move at all. I'm a federal officer. Don't reach. 526 00:30:45,232 --> 00:30:47,725 I'm Secret Service. You know you'll never get there. 527 00:30:47,945 --> 00:30:49,772 Put your hands in the air. 528 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:51,193 That's it. 529 00:30:51,366 --> 00:30:55,662 I want you to lie down face-first on the floor. Let's go. 530 00:30:56,248 --> 00:30:58,788 Keep it up. You're doing great. 531 00:31:01,673 --> 00:31:04,130 You shouldn't get down on yourself. 532 00:31:04,344 --> 00:31:07,679 A Secret Service agent walking in on the middle of an armed robbery... 533 00:31:07,849 --> 00:31:09,260 ...that's just bad luck. 534 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:11,137 You lie still, okay? 535 00:31:12,814 --> 00:31:14,309 This is Donovan. 536 00:31:14,484 --> 00:31:18,697 I need N.Y.P.D. at a Korean grocery at 98th and Broadway. 537 00:31:18,865 --> 00:31:22,817 I hate to be a problem customer, but if I don't get a Milky Way bar soon... 538 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,473 ... too... 539 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:48,070 ...too unpardonable. 540 00:31:50,119 --> 00:31:51,947 Off with the crown... 541 00:31:52,331 --> 00:31:55,618 ...and with the crown, his head. 542 00:31:55,961 --> 00:31:58,418 And whilst we breathe... 543 00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:03,587 ...take time to do him dead. 544 00:32:03,764 --> 00:32:08,310 That is my office, for my father's sake. 545 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,108 Nay, stay... 546 00:32:16,283 --> 00:32:18,360 ...let's hear the orisons he makes. 547 00:32:18,578 --> 00:32:20,156 She-wolf of France... 548 00:32:20,330 --> 00:32:24,745 ...but worse than wolves of France, whose tongue more poison... . 549 00:32:33,558 --> 00:32:38,518 Somebody's made a mistake. He was just on his way to the field office. 550 00:32:39,567 --> 00:32:42,486 Yeah, to... 551 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,528 ...put in paperwork. - C.J. 552 00:32:58,219 --> 00:32:59,762 Excuse me. 553 00:34:00,144 --> 00:34:04,558 - What did you think I was gonna do? - I thought you were gonna do this. 554 00:34:04,734 --> 00:34:08,650 - And? - And I didn't think it was gonna work. 555 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,942 Are you fired? 556 00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:14,528 I'm resigning on Monday. 557 00:34:17,127 --> 00:34:18,456 You have to? 558 00:34:18,629 --> 00:34:22,581 I had an entire policy initiative reversed in an hour. 559 00:34:24,554 --> 00:34:27,925 Were you given a chance to get votes by setting a meeting with Ritchie? 560 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:29,561 I'm not a dating service. 561 00:34:29,729 --> 00:34:31,354 What is wrong with you? 562 00:34:31,523 --> 00:34:34,691 Every serious Democrat is gonna unite behind this president. 563 00:34:34,861 --> 00:34:35,976 I'm not kidding. 564 00:34:36,197 --> 00:34:38,570 Every serious Democrat should think about leading. 565 00:34:38,742 --> 00:34:42,077 - How's it going so far? - It's going all right. I'd do it again. 566 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:43,748 That's what's scaring me. 567 00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:46,664 - Good. It's about time. - You can't win the White House... 568 00:34:46,837 --> 00:34:50,172 ...while the middle-class thinks you disdain work and responsibility. 569 00:34:50,342 --> 00:34:53,179 I would hope not. I congratulate you for punishing women... 570 00:34:53,347 --> 00:34:55,839 ...as a symbol of the strength of mainstream values. 571 00:34:56,017 --> 00:34:58,307 That's not what we did. 572 00:34:59,189 --> 00:35:01,478 Do you not consider it relevant... 573 00:35:01,651 --> 00:35:04,938 ...that it would be worse with Rob Ritchie in the White House? 574 00:35:05,114 --> 00:35:08,033 Why is that not part of the equation? 575 00:35:08,786 --> 00:35:11,278 Honey, Simon Donovan was shot and killed. 576 00:35:43,796 --> 00:35:46,122 Civilians get trials. 577 00:35:46,341 --> 00:35:48,750 I'd argue he's not a civilian. 578 00:35:48,928 --> 00:35:51,136 So would the attorney general. 579 00:35:51,307 --> 00:35:53,300 They're gonna find out it's us. 580 00:35:53,477 --> 00:35:55,684 We can make it look like the plane went down... 581 00:35:55,855 --> 00:35:57,564 ...but they'll find out it's us. 582 00:35:57,733 --> 00:36:01,269 I'm gonna be running for re-election while fighting a war against Qumar. 583 00:36:01,488 --> 00:36:03,862 - That's why you wanna say no? - I want him tried. 584 00:36:04,034 --> 00:36:05,944 - That can't happen. - I understand. 585 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:11,365 I was talking this morning about how Mallory names the lobsters in the tank. 586 00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:14,874 Would it help if I brought you a list of names of Shareef's victims? 587 00:36:15,092 --> 00:36:17,169 What do you want from me? 588 00:36:17,345 --> 00:36:22,472 Who was the monk who wrote,"I don't always know the right thing to do, Lord... 589 00:36:22,686 --> 00:36:26,437 ...but I think the fact that I wanna please you pleases you"? 590 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,441 - You have two minutes, sir. - This isn't a matter of religion. 591 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,119 - Yes, sir. - I recognize there is evil in the world. 592 00:36:35,288 --> 00:36:36,949 What is your objection exactly, sir? 593 00:36:37,124 --> 00:36:40,245 Doesn't this mean we join the league of ordinary nations? 594 00:36:40,462 --> 00:36:42,919 That's your objection? 595 00:36:43,091 --> 00:36:46,047 I won't have trouble saying the Pledge of Allegiance tomorrow. 596 00:36:46,221 --> 00:36:48,511 - That's not my objection. - Sir. 597 00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:50,926 It's just wrong. 598 00:36:52,271 --> 00:36:54,312 It's absolutely wrong. 599 00:36:57,070 --> 00:37:00,607 I know. But you have to do it anyway. 600 00:37:02,077 --> 00:37:03,537 Why? 601 00:37:04,372 --> 00:37:05,832 Because you won. 602 00:37:21,022 --> 00:37:22,565 Take him. 603 00:37:50,691 --> 00:37:52,399 Caught me. 604 00:37:54,154 --> 00:37:55,946 Mr. President. 605 00:37:56,115 --> 00:37:57,527 Governor. 606 00:37:57,701 --> 00:37:59,825 - You enjoying the play? - I am. How about you? 607 00:37:59,996 --> 00:38:02,666 We just got here. We were at the Yankee game. 608 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:05,622 - We got hung up in traffic. - Yeah, I know. 609 00:38:05,796 --> 00:38:08,917 Politics aside, and I don't wanna make a big deal out of it... 610 00:38:09,093 --> 00:38:10,801 ...you probably insulted the Church. 611 00:38:10,970 --> 00:38:13,889 You can head it off at the pass if you speak to the cardinal. 612 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:16,633 - Well, I didn't mean to insult anybody. - No. 613 00:38:16,812 --> 00:38:19,221 It's a baseball game. It's how ordinary Americans... 614 00:38:19,441 --> 00:38:20,604 Yeah. 615 00:38:23,614 --> 00:38:25,940 No, I don't understand that. 616 00:38:26,118 --> 00:38:30,117 The center fielder for the Yankees is an accomplished classical guitarist. 617 00:38:30,290 --> 00:38:32,580 People who like baseball can't like books? 618 00:38:32,794 --> 00:38:34,586 Are you taking this personally? 619 00:38:35,465 --> 00:38:36,794 No. 620 00:38:38,052 --> 00:38:41,469 Something horrible happened about an hour ago. 621 00:38:42,642 --> 00:38:46,392 C.J. Cregg was getting threats, so we put an agent on her. 622 00:38:47,524 --> 00:38:48,853 He's a good guy. 623 00:38:49,026 --> 00:38:52,112 He was on my detail for a while, and he was in Rosslyn. 624 00:38:52,281 --> 00:38:54,571 He walked into the middle of an armed robbery... 625 00:38:54,743 --> 00:38:58,410 ...and was shot and killed after detaining one of the suspects. 626 00:39:00,793 --> 00:39:02,586 Crime. 627 00:39:03,548 --> 00:39:05,506 Boy, I don't know. 628 00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:15,934 We should have a great debate, Rob. We owe it to everyone. 629 00:39:16,108 --> 00:39:18,351 When I was running, I didn't know anything. 630 00:39:18,528 --> 00:39:21,067 I made them start Bartlet College in my dining room: 631 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,408 Two hours every morning on foreign affairs and the military. 632 00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:25,652 You could do that. 633 00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:29,533 How many different ways you think you're gonna find to call me dumb? 634 00:39:29,753 --> 00:39:31,497 I wasn't, Rob. 635 00:39:32,215 --> 00:39:35,502 But you've turned being unengaged into a Zen-like thing. 636 00:39:35,678 --> 00:39:38,253 You shouldn't enjoy it so much is all. 637 00:39:38,474 --> 00:39:42,094 If it appears at times as if I don't like you, that's the only reason why. 638 00:39:42,271 --> 00:39:46,271 You're what my friends call a superior son of a bitch. 639 00:39:46,444 --> 00:39:49,280 You're an academic elitist and a snob. 640 00:39:49,448 --> 00:39:51,406 You're Hollywood. 641 00:39:51,994 --> 00:39:55,329 You're weak, you're liberal. 642 00:39:55,499 --> 00:39:57,706 And you can't be trusted. 643 00:39:58,044 --> 00:40:03,172 And if it appears from time to time as if I don't like you... 644 00:40:03,344 --> 00:40:07,094 ...well, those are just a few of the many reasons why. 645 00:40:14,986 --> 00:40:16,813 They're playing my song. 646 00:40:22,163 --> 00:40:24,073 In the future, if you're wondering... 647 00:40:24,249 --> 00:40:29,922 ..."Crime. Boy, I don't know," is when I decided to kick your ass.