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Previously on The West Wing:
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I just like your smile is all.
I wouldn't mind seeing it more.
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The president's ready to hire
a secretary.
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- Good.
- He asked me to start a search.
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- Well, I'm sorry...
- Sorry doesn't get me 218.
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And why don't you know
what Ritchie's commitments are...
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...before you get near my schedule?
Win the vote.
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Gonna put the women's movement
out of business?
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There's an election...
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If you win by selling out the party,
who cares who wins?
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He's killed innocent people.
He'll kill more, we have to end him.
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Let Shareef come here
and we have options.
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Cancel the trip and we have none.
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We're leaving exactly one hour
later than we planned.
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At 5:00, he'll board Marine One
for the trip to Andrews...
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...where he'll board Air Force One
for the trip to New York.
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We're trying to be helpful.
We understand a motorcade...
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...rolling through midtown Manhattan
around 6-6:30...
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...helps keep things well-lubed.
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As a matter of fact, we apologize
to New Yorkers for the inconvenience.
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But the delay was inevitable.
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I meant to say"unavoidable."
The delay was unavoidable.
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The president will make a short visit
at City Hall and be in his seat at 7:30.
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Why is this such an early curtain?
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The play is 19 hours long.
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It's long. It's five and a half hours.
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Do you have a nose count
yet this morning?
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- On the welfare bill?
- I heard there was movement.
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- Yeah, it's close.
- How close?
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Look at the color
of Josh Lyman's hair.
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How much of the summer plan for the
campaign depends on winning the vote?
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I'd go beyond and say the future
of the world depends on it.
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I don't wanna scare anyone,
but call your congressman.
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Fifty dollars for a straight answer.
Will they meet tonight?
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- The president and Ritchie? I don't know.
- Now I have to blow it on booze.
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Anything else?
I'll see you in New York.
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- You never told us, why the delay?
- I'm sorry?
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Why is the president leaving
an hour later?
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- He scheduled a last-minute meeting.
- With who?
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Good question.
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Qumari Defense Minister Abdul Shareef.
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Where'd the wires cross? How'd
the Pentagon put it on his schedule?
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- We didn't get the wires crossed.
- He's meeting the guy in the Oval Office.
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He was always gonna do that.
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- It wasn't canceled?
- No way.
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The White House cancels
at the last minute...
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...he's gonna have somebody tasting
his food for a month.
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- I don't want him thinking...
- I don't want the president... .
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All right.
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I was gonna say, I don't want
him putting a voice to the guy.
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I take my daughter for seafood...
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...first thing she does is name the
lobsters in the tank so I can't eat them.
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- Hello.
- Good morning, sir.
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Mr. President, we wanted
to lay out some of the rules.
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There are rules to these things?
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Yes, sir. The first one being
the National Security Act, which...
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...says basically that only the president
can trigger a covert action.
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This isn't a case where you need
to know very little.
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The law requires you know everything.
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Doesn't the law also require
that I not assassinate someone?
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Yes. Political assassination
is banned by executive order.
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- Two, as a matter of fact.
- I know. One of them was mine.
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The EO is law, but it was made
up by the executive.
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And the executive can ignore it.
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Assume for a second I say yes.
How do we do it?
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- Fitz walks up to him with a gun?
- No, it can't be military.
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- Why?
- The Posse Comitatus Act of 1878...
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...prohibits the military
from civilian law enforcement.
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And it can't happen on American soil.
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- The things we choose to care about.
- Mr. President.
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I should mention that if you give the
order, the law insists that you inform...
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...what we call the"gang of eight."
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That's the leadership on both parties
in both Houses...
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...and the chairpeople and
members of the intelligence committees.
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If it can't happen here, then why'd
we care Shareef was delivering himself?
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He's flying back tonight
in his Gulfstream.
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The pilot will be one of our people.
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They'll experience a mechanical failure
about 90 minutes into the flight...
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...and set down in a remote RAF airstrip
in Bermuda.
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It's not much
more than a road in the grass.
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- The British say yes?
- Yes, sir.
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- How many there know about this?
- Three.
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- And some people in Bermuda?
- Yes, sir.
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This is as big as the club gets, all right?
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Okay.
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Well...
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...surely this is the most absurd meeting
I've ever sat in.
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And, friends,
that is saying something.
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Sir, will you be exchanging gifts with
Shareef when you meet this afternoon?
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- Yeah, I imagine.
- We'd like you to give him this.
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What does the pen do?
It squirts poison?
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It's got a small recording device
in there.
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He'll probably throw it in the trash.
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But you might get lucky, he sticks it
in his pocket for the flight home.
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- Sir?
- We give him it boxed.
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Tell them to put it in a box.
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Can I get an egg-white omelet
and some toast that's badly burnt?
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- Just coffee, thanks.
- Yes.
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That doesn't give you cancer?
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- Burnt toast?
- Yeah.
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They're not sure.
That's why I had the omelet.
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Welfare is a core issue
with swing and independent voters.
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They use it to measure a president's
values on work and responsibility.
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- Yeah.
- We're gonna win the vote.
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- We'll see.
- We will.
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But we're gonna.
I have a nine-vote margin.
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I think you're gonna lose
Burnet, Bristol and Keith.
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- They're on the fence?
- Yeah.
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We have to authorize welfare
one way or another.
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You gotta do it every six years.
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Do you think I'm dumb?
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They have to reauthorize it.
That means you've got Republican...
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- We got an extra billion in childcare.
- That's great.
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- But the marriage incentives are terrible.
- We don't like them either.
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- But independent voters...
- Say white men, not independent voters.
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If you're serious about making welfare
a second chance, not a way of life...
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...you have to give job training.
- Call off the hunt.
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I'll see that you make up
with the White House.
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- Why?
- Because we're gonna win.
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- Yes?
- Mrs. DiLaguardia.
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- Yes.
- It's Charlie.
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There's trouble with your phone.
We were disconnected.
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- No.
- I hope you don't mind, I drove out.
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No, yes. We weren't getting
disconnected. I was hanging up.
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- Why?
- I wasn't interested in the job.
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- Why didn't you say so?
- You would have asked me why.
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- Yeah.
- My way was faster.
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Why aren't you interested...?
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You have my address. What other
corners of my life have you rooted out?
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You worked at the White House.
We know where you live.
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- I bet.
- May I come inside for a minute?
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- Not allowed to park there.
- Yes, I am.
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All right.
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Mrs. DiLaguardia.
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I'm not married to
Mr. DiLaguardia anymore.
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- My name is Debbie Fiderer.
- Fiddler?
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Fiderer.
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Ms. Fiderer, you've worked as executive
assistant to Terrance Hunt...
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...managing editor of Gannett News...
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...Jack Kent Cook, former owner
of the Washington Redskins...
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...Jordan Williams, partner
at Cutler, Williams, Rossi...
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...and the White House
Office of Personnel.
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I'd like you to meet the president to
discuss filling Mrs. Landingham's job.
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- No.
- Why?
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This is worse than the phone call.
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- Why?
- Because I don't work for anyone...
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...I'm my own boss. I set my sail
and then go that particular direction.
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- You do?
- Yes.
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- How's the sailing been?
- I beg your pardon?
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How's business?
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- I got off to a rocky start.
- What'd you try?
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- Gambling.
- Didn't work out?
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- But that's changed.
- Now you're...?
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I'm an alpaca farmer.
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- Are you serious?
- It's the finest livestock investment.
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You mean the sheep they show
on late-night TV?
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They're alpacas.
If you knew that, you'd know...
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...that textiles made from their fiber
are coveted by the best fashion houses.
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- You swallowed a brochure?
- I have two of the Huacaya variety.
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You were executive to the head of the
U.S. Olympic Organizing Committee?
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Yes.
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I'm sending a car for you
in 90 minutes.
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I was fired from the White House,
Charlie.
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I know you were.
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You know what you should do?
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Bring your mom a souvenir
from the White House.
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Every day, you should show
your mom some expression of love.
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A smile."You look pretty today, Mom."
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A good smack on the ass
they always like.
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You know why you should give
your mom an expression of love?
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Because she raised me.
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Well, okay. I was gonna say
it just makes things easier.
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- You'll be careful in New York, right?
- I'm only going for a few hours.
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- I mean, when the crazy guy shows up.
- You don't think I can handle myself?
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- Well... .
- What?
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I don't deny you got skills.
You can shoot and you're athletic.
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- But?
- You're slow-witted.
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Let the beatings begin.
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You're not very bright.
Criminals can sense this.
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Get over here.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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- I thought you weren't on till later.
- I'm not.
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I arranged this for my friend Anthony.
Anthony, this is Ms. Cregg.
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Hi.
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Is it possible for Anthony
to get a souvenir to give his mom?
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Sure. That's really sweet, Anthony,
doing something nice for your mom.
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- You should be like that.
- Yes.
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- Can you get this gentleman a key chain?
- Yep.
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It'll have the seal of the president on it,
and his signature.
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Tell your mom
you can't buy it in a shop.
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You can't buy it anywhere. It's against
the law to sell the seal of the president.
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But if the cops stop me,
aren't they gonna think I stole it?
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If they stop you,
they'll think you're important.
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- Stop you for what?
- Whatever.
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- Wait outside a second, will you?
- Yeah.
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Nice meeting you.
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- Is he your nephew?
- No. I'm a Big Brother.
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- We've been together about three years.
- Are you good at it?
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I don't know.
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He says he wants to be a Big Brother
when he gets older. So I guess.
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Listen, there's no reason for you
to make the trip to New York.
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I'll be with the president
the whole time.
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- Can I say something?
- Sure.
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- I'm not allowed to date a protectee.
- Who's trying to date you?
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- Or to kiss a protectee.
- Who's trying to?
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- You did.
- No, I didn't.
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- C.J., I'm trusted with a serious job.
- Aren't you not allowed to call...
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...a protectee by their first name?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- I'm gonna take Anthony home.
- There's really no reason...
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...for you to come to New York.
- See you on the plane.
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It's The War of the Roses, all the Henrys,
and Richards too, for that matter.
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- In some kind of condensed form?
- Yeah.
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- Because you'd be there for weeks if...
- Yeah.
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- There's also singing.
- It's a musical?
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No, they're gonna sing
from time to time.
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One of the songs is a song I love.
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I can't think of the name now,
but it's an Edwardian.
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It always reminds me...
It makes me think of college.
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Like, I don't know,
they should be singing it...
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...in the dining hall
at Christ College at Cambridge.
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The chorus is:
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"And victorious in war
shall be made glorious in peace."
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I was just singing it this morning.
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How have you been sleeping?
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Good.
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Let me ask you something.
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Is there a crime which,
if it wasn't illegal, you would do?
228
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,305
I'd park anywhere I want.
229
00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,901
- Right. But you wouldn't rob a bank?
- No.
230
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,865
Connecticut had a law prohibiting
the use of contraceptives.
231
00:11:55,027 --> 00:11:57,416
It was written out of rage
against adultery.
232
00:11:57,587 --> 00:12:00,340
But in the age of AIDS,
don't Connecticut residents...
233
00:12:00,507 --> 00:12:04,056
...do more for the general welfare
by flagrantly breaking the law?
234
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:07,896
- There was a law against contraceptives?
- Yeah.
235
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:11,901
Can I ask, sir, how somebody
used to get caught?
236
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,984
- Stanley.
- What's on your mind?
237
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,866
- I can't tell you.
- Yeah, but you can.
238
00:12:26,587 --> 00:12:27,986
No, I really can't.
239
00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:31,579
It's high-security,
to say nothing of... .
240
00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:35,018
To say nothing of what?
241
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:40,545
If I tell you I intend to commit a crime,
you're required by law to report it.
242
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:45,864
I have a pretty strange meeting
coming up.
243
00:12:46,907 --> 00:12:49,979
I'm gonna go.
It's good seeing you.
244
00:12:58,387 --> 00:13:00,457
Welfare reform is a state issue.
245
00:13:00,627 --> 00:13:03,619
If you go ahead without the governors,
you're asking for trouble.
246
00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:07,462
- You cosponsored the bill.
- If you increase the work hours...
247
00:13:07,627 --> 00:13:10,824
...what do the governors do
if there aren't enough jobs?
248
00:13:10,987 --> 00:13:11,976
I don't understand.
249
00:13:12,147 --> 00:13:14,581
I don't think he's here
as a cosponsor of the bill.
250
00:13:14,747 --> 00:13:17,819
I think he's here as the leader
of Florida's Republican delegation.
251
00:13:17,987 --> 00:13:20,342
The president should
meet with Ritchie tonight.
252
00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:21,582
Not gonna happen.
253
00:13:21,747 --> 00:13:24,102
- They should walk in together.
- Walk in together?
254
00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:26,537
It's a Catholic fundraiser,
not a network debate.
255
00:13:26,707 --> 00:13:28,425
They should walk
in the door together.
256
00:13:28,587 --> 00:13:31,897
They should go in a room and talk
and then they should watch the play.
257
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:36,026
There are five congressmen who would
be interested in the outcome of that.
258
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:37,906
We get the votes...
259
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,137
...if the president meets with Ritchie?
- Yes.
260
00:13:40,347 --> 00:13:43,862
Ted, the president enters the room
with his wife and the president of China.
261
00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:46,541
He doesn't do it
with the governor of Florida.
262
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:50,298
Can I ask why you're taking in a
Broadway show during a vote like this?
263
00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:52,219
- A scheduling error.
- Yeah, it was.
264
00:13:52,387 --> 00:13:54,059
- Nonetheless...
- I've got a primary.
265
00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:56,024
- I know.
- I'm spending money already.
266
00:13:56,187 --> 00:13:58,542
- We can help you raise money.
- So can Amy Gardner.
267
00:13:58,747 --> 00:14:02,786
Look, there's a billion more
for childcare. It's not a bad bill.
268
00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:05,780
We're fixing 10 things wrong
with welfare.
269
00:14:05,947 --> 00:14:07,266
Transportation subsidies...
270
00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:11,340
Women can't train for life after welfare
when they work 38 hours a week.
271
00:14:11,507 --> 00:14:13,543
Forget about that.
It's marriage incentives.
272
00:14:13,747 --> 00:14:15,703
I can't run without women.
273
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:19,946
All right.
274
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:24,736
- These are three no votes, right?
- Yeah.
275
00:14:26,027 --> 00:14:28,461
- Okay. The president's gonna call you.
- You know when?
276
00:14:28,627 --> 00:14:31,425
No. Sometime during
the first intermission.
277
00:14:45,347 --> 00:14:48,305
And that the friendship
established long ago...
278
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,743
...between the United States
and the nation of Qumar...
279
00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:55,058
...is based on frankness
and serves the interest...
280
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,422
...of both the American
and Qumari people.
281
00:14:57,587 --> 00:14:59,225
Who are these men?
282
00:15:02,427 --> 00:15:03,860
- Bodyguards.
- Okay.
283
00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:16,139
And I would personally like
to congratulate you, Mr. President...
284
00:15:16,307 --> 00:15:19,344
...on the renewal of your 10-year
lease on the air base in Tiaret.
285
00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:21,941
Yeah, I'm feeling particularly
proud of that today.
286
00:15:25,347 --> 00:15:27,781
We're happy you visited us,
Mr. Defense Minister.
287
00:15:27,947 --> 00:15:29,380
You're welcome here any time.
288
00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:33,620
Please send the best regards of
the U.S. president to the royal sultan.
289
00:15:49,947 --> 00:15:51,300
Not in the Oval Office.
290
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,061
Sir?
291
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:58,784
Tell him I have a rash on my hand.
Make sure you apologize.
292
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,945
Yeah. Thanks.
293
00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:10,580
Yes, sir.
294
00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:23,464
It's a hand-carved incense burner.
Gypsum and sandalwood.
295
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,141
What's up?
296
00:16:36,347 --> 00:16:38,781
AP called with a quote
from Kevin Kahn:
297
00:16:38,947 --> 00:16:41,222
"Ritchie looks forward to meeting
the president...
298
00:16:41,387 --> 00:16:43,582
...to talk about the plan
for the Everglades...
299
00:16:43,747 --> 00:16:45,863
...which would tax farmers
into unemployment."
300
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,262
- It wouldn't.
- Yeah, but now he's got another:
301
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,096
"What's Bartlet hiding
from us today?" spot.
302
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:56,863
What about this? Call AP, tell them
that Governor Ritchie is mistaken...
303
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,023
...that he is not on
the president's schedule.
304
00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:02,099
Go further. Say the president
would love to meet with Ritchie...
305
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,497
...but he's gonna be busy
tonight passing a vote.
306
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,056
That's being hung up
by the Florida delegation. Josh?
307
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,866
- Yeah?
- In response to a tactical leak...
308
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:13,218
...I'm gonna tell AP Florida's
messing with the welfare vote.
309
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,744
- Yeah.
- I'm asking because if we lose...
310
00:17:15,907 --> 00:17:17,863
...we've said he's the one
who brought us down.
311
00:17:18,027 --> 00:17:19,858
- You all right with this?
- Yeah.
312
00:17:31,427 --> 00:17:33,657
- Hello.
- I was worried you were gonna be late.
313
00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:36,937
- You want some water or something?
- No, thanks.
314
00:17:37,147 --> 00:17:40,662
- Have you met him?
- We shook hands before a group picture.
315
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:42,186
- You'll be fine.
- Yeah.
316
00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:44,378
You seem a little better than before.
317
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:45,821
- I took a pill.
- Why?
318
00:17:45,987 --> 00:17:48,182
I was nervous about coming
back here.
319
00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:50,503
- You took a pill?
- I took a couple.
320
00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:54,939
- She can go in now.
- Okay.
321
00:17:59,507 --> 00:18:02,624
Mr. President, this is Deborah Fiderer.
I'll be right outside.
322
00:18:05,507 --> 00:18:07,941
- It's Fiderer?
- Fiddler. Fiderer.
323
00:18:08,147 --> 00:18:09,705
It's Fiderer.
324
00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:12,620
I saw your résumé.
So we don't need to talk about that.
325
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:15,295
- What have you done recently?
- I'm an alpaca farmer.
326
00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:18,381
- Like the sweaters?
- Before they're sweaters.
327
00:18:19,027 --> 00:18:21,257
- And before that?
- Craps and blackjack.
328
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,981
- A professional gambler.
- I like the way that sounds.
329
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,786
- Whereabouts?
- Bally's, mostly.
330
00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:29,784
Okay. Why did you leave
the White House?
331
00:18:29,947 --> 00:18:33,656
Mr. President, if you wanna talk about
getting screwed with your pants on...
332
00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:36,739
- Charlie!
- I guess I got pretty well doinked.
333
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,340
- Yes, sir?
- Can I have a minute?
334
00:18:38,507 --> 00:18:40,577
Would you mind waiting outside
a moment?
335
00:18:40,747 --> 00:18:42,465
No, not at all.
336
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,180
Is this a joke?
337
00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:48,736
If it's a joke, it's both funny
and well-executed.
338
00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:51,023
But I think you and I both know
that it's not.
339
00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:53,303
I sent you out to replace
Dolores Landingham.
340
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,583
- That's what you came home with?
- Was she...?
341
00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:58,420
She needed two tries
to get her own name.
342
00:18:58,587 --> 00:18:59,815
- Well, sir...
- Don't worry.
343
00:18:59,987 --> 00:19:02,376
I'll get the personnel office on it.
I gotta change.
344
00:19:02,547 --> 00:19:04,219
Thank you, Mr. President.
345
00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:07,823
Okay. Okay, that was my fault.
346
00:19:07,987 --> 00:19:11,218
I didn't properly prepare you for
the meeting. That was bad staff work.
347
00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:13,503
Before your next job interview,
I remind you...
348
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,864
...you don't want to be stoned.
- There's gonna be a second interview?
349
00:19:17,027 --> 00:19:19,222
As many as it takes.
We're gonna get this right.
350
00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:22,106
Let me back you up a second.
Have we done the first one yet?
351
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:23,620
I'm calling a cab now.
352
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,665
Okay. What ever happened to
the Swingle Singers?
353
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,499
I don't know.
354
00:19:28,707 --> 00:19:30,186
Good afternoon.
355
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,101
After being presented
with overwhelming evidence...
356
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:43,105
...provided by foreign and domestic
intelligence agencies...
357
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:47,419
...the president requested the intelligence
finding you have in your hands now.
358
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,782
That finding has been prepared
and signed off...
359
00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:52,461
...by the directors
of NSA and Central Intelligence.
360
00:19:52,627 --> 00:19:55,187
It was subsequently submitted
for review and approval...
361
00:19:55,347 --> 00:19:57,303
...by the national security advisor...
362
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,423
...the secretaries of state
and defense...
363
00:19:59,587 --> 00:20:03,136
...the attorney general, White
House counsel and finally myself.
364
00:20:03,307 --> 00:20:05,457
And I submit it to you for notification.
365
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,658
How are you getting
around 11905?
366
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:10,335
The president's rescinding
his own executive order.
367
00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:13,266
He's on U.S. soil right now.
Why can't the FBI act on this?
368
00:20:13,427 --> 00:20:17,261
The FBI's role is investigatory, they're
not allowed to engage in a police action.
369
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,935
- And the military?
- Posse Comitatus.
370
00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:23,026
You're killing Shareef.
371
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,666
I don't know.
372
00:20:30,507 --> 00:20:31,781
What does that mean?
373
00:20:32,427 --> 00:20:36,022
Leo, when does the president
give the green light?
374
00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:38,617
At the last possible minute.
375
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:43,385
Consider yourselves notified.
Thank you. I have theater tickets.
376
00:20:55,987 --> 00:21:00,185
The secure exits are indicated in red.
The side agents are standing post.
377
00:21:00,347 --> 00:21:02,099
- Yes, sir.
- And the U.D.
378
00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:03,416
Yeah.
379
00:21:03,587 --> 00:21:06,385
They can bring the dogs in. Thank you.
380
00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:08,461
Simon?
381
00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,380
Yes, sir.
382
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:16,457
We've got a lead. I think I'm gonna
have news for you in a few minutes.
383
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,425
- That right?
- Yeah.
384
00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:19,861
Thank you.
385
00:21:27,227 --> 00:21:28,819
- Hey, C.J.
- How are you guys doing?
386
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,376
- C.J., the president running on time?
- Just about.
387
00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:38,826
- I asked you to wait with an agent.
- I wanted some air.
388
00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:41,501
And that's fine, but I asked you
to wait with an agent.
389
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:42,941
Simon.
390
00:21:43,227 --> 00:21:46,299
Say to the agent,"I'd like to go
get some air." He'll go with you.
391
00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,981
I'm standing in the security detail.
What will happen?
392
00:21:49,147 --> 00:21:52,105
I don't know what's gonna happen.
If I did, this would be easy.
393
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:55,623
- Maybe if we didn't shout so much.
- I've spent my life protecting people.
394
00:21:55,787 --> 00:21:58,779
You're the first who's got me
thinking about switching sides.
395
00:21:58,987 --> 00:22:01,785
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I think I've been a treat.
396
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,865
- Oh, yes. A little Easter treat just for me.
- You seem riled.
397
00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:07,581
From the first day,
you've acted like this is my fault.
398
00:22:07,747 --> 00:22:10,819
- That's a tough case to make.
- I don't think any of us are at fault.
399
00:22:11,027 --> 00:22:13,063
There are times when it seems
like you like me.
400
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:15,576
- I do.
- Then you just walk off to stick it to me.
401
00:22:15,747 --> 00:22:17,339
Forget personalities. It's stupid!
402
00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:19,782
- I said, I do like you.
- I meant the other way!
403
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,346
So did I. I tried to kiss you.
404
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,101
- You said you didn't.
- I was lying, you idiot.
405
00:22:24,307 --> 00:22:27,060
- I'm switching sides now.
- I was embarrassed. I fumbled it.
406
00:22:27,227 --> 00:22:30,105
- You didn't. I'm not allowed.
- It sounded like an excuse.
407
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:33,617
It's not. Somebody is threatening
to kill you. I can't be...
408
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:36,062
I watched you trying
on dresses at Barneys.
409
00:22:36,227 --> 00:22:38,946
- The guy shows up. I can't be...
- You watched me at Barneys?
410
00:22:39,147 --> 00:22:42,059
You're like the girl in Driver's Ed
who won't watch the movie...
411
00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:45,219
...and ends up missing a lesson
about drinking and driving.
412
00:22:45,387 --> 00:22:48,220
What in God's name
are you talking about?
413
00:22:48,987 --> 00:22:50,943
Simon Donovan.
414
00:22:51,107 --> 00:22:53,496
You're saying I need to take
my protection seriously.
415
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,544
Simon, this is happening to me.
416
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,744
I take the situation seriously,
but I have to live my life.
417
00:22:58,947 --> 00:23:01,177
- So maybe sometimes...
- I have a phone to my ear.
418
00:23:01,387 --> 00:23:04,106
- What does that mean to you?
- I shouldn't be talking.
419
00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:07,500
Thank you.
420
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,305
They've got him.
421
00:23:13,907 --> 00:23:16,785
- What do you mean?
- We have him in custody. It's him.
422
00:23:16,987 --> 00:23:19,547
Ten-fifty. It's Donovan.
423
00:23:20,227 --> 00:23:21,865
They got my guy.
424
00:23:23,827 --> 00:23:26,341
- They have him?
- They stopped his train in Trenton.
425
00:23:26,507 --> 00:23:28,577
- Where was he going?
- Here.
426
00:23:28,747 --> 00:23:30,703
He wasn't gonna do anything to you.
427
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:31,982
This is over.
428
00:23:32,187 --> 00:23:34,417
- There's paperwork.
- I meant for me.
429
00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:35,861
Yeah.
430
00:23:36,627 --> 00:23:38,458
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
431
00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:40,140
Seriously.
432
00:23:55,507 --> 00:23:57,179
Thanks.
433
00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:02,543
So I'm free.
434
00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:06,222
You can drive your car, walk in a crowd,
eat a grapefruit, do what you want.
435
00:24:06,387 --> 00:24:08,343
- How about a drink?
- Sure, you can drink.
436
00:24:08,507 --> 00:24:10,225
- Can you meet me after the play?
- Yes.
437
00:24:10,387 --> 00:24:11,376
- Good.
- Where?
438
00:24:11,547 --> 00:24:13,663
- Anywhere you want.
- How about right here?
439
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:19,063
I have to go to work.
440
00:24:36,867 --> 00:24:43,181
Hung be the heavens with black,
yield day to night.
441
00:24:54,987 --> 00:24:56,261
Comets...
442
00:24:56,707 --> 00:25:00,825
...importing changes of times
and states...
443
00:25:00,987 --> 00:25:03,820
...brandish your crystal tresses
in the sky...
444
00:25:03,987 --> 00:25:05,420
...and with them...
445
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,101
...scourge the bad revolting
stars...
446
00:25:08,267 --> 00:25:11,418
...that have consented unto Henry's
death.
447
00:25:11,587 --> 00:25:13,259
King Henry the Fifth...
448
00:25:13,427 --> 00:25:15,622
...too famous to live long.
449
00:25:16,747 --> 00:25:18,624
Virtue he had...
450
00:25:18,787 --> 00:25:20,982
...deserving to command.
451
00:25:21,147 --> 00:25:24,981
He ne'er lift up his hand,
but conquered.
452
00:25:25,187 --> 00:25:26,905
- He went to the Yankee game.
- Ritchie?
453
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,137
- Yes.
- He's at the Yankee game right now?
454
00:25:29,307 --> 00:25:30,581
Local news covered it.
455
00:25:30,747 --> 00:25:33,466
He said this was how ordinary
Americans got entertainment.
456
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,862
I've been to 441 games
in Yankee Stadium.
457
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:39,104
- Not a person there is ordinary.
- I know.
458
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,419
- You making fun of the Yankees?
- No.
459
00:25:42,627 --> 00:25:44,379
- Now?
- I'm not.
460
00:25:45,387 --> 00:25:48,140
- They went to the Yankee game.
- He's coming at intermission.
461
00:25:48,307 --> 00:25:50,218
- I'm not sure that suits me.
- I know.
462
00:25:50,387 --> 00:25:52,184
Making an entrance
after the president.
463
00:25:52,347 --> 00:25:55,259
That's just not how we play bridge.
It's not how we say cricket.
464
00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:57,025
You're starting to freak me out.
465
00:25:57,187 --> 00:25:59,257
- Talk to me.
- How many people are at the game?
466
00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:02,180
It's a good game.
About 40,000 probably.
467
00:26:03,467 --> 00:26:05,139
There was
an incumbent president...
468
00:26:05,307 --> 00:26:08,538
...who was facing a primary challenge,
and on the day of the primary...
469
00:26:08,707 --> 00:26:11,141
...his staff sent his motorcade
into a district...
470
00:26:11,307 --> 00:26:14,185
...that was favored by his opponent
in order to tie up traffic.
471
00:26:14,387 --> 00:26:16,821
I'd like to make it plain
I would never do anything...
472
00:26:16,987 --> 00:26:20,662
...to tamper with an election.
- I am so proud of you.
473
00:26:20,827 --> 00:26:23,182
You're really very much
freaking me out.
474
00:26:25,347 --> 00:26:27,463
It's Toby on one.
475
00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:30,941
- Hey.
- Hey.
476
00:26:31,147 --> 00:26:34,105
Listen. I'm gonna send
the motorcade up the Major Deegan.
477
00:26:34,307 --> 00:26:36,867
- Is that okay with you?
- Why?
478
00:26:37,027 --> 00:26:39,541
Josh has a good point.
We should think of a reason.
479
00:26:39,707 --> 00:26:42,460
- Why don 't you guys get back to me.
- How's it going?
480
00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:45,185
They start voting in a half an hour.
481
00:26:45,347 --> 00:26:47,781
- You bringing in Brenda?
- Yeah.
482
00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:48,982
I didn't hear you.
483
00:26:49,787 --> 00:26:53,496
I'm bringing in Brenda. We're making
her chairman of the Platform Committee.
484
00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:57,301
Hey, did I put too much pressure
on you with the vote?
485
00:26:57,987 --> 00:26:58,976
No.
486
00:26:59,147 --> 00:27:01,183
With the Ritchie meeting
and the AP quote?
487
00:27:01,347 --> 00:27:03,702
- No.
- The president jumped up and down...
488
00:27:03,867 --> 00:27:06,586
- ... on you pretty hard last week.
- It's over, Toby. We won.
489
00:27:06,787 --> 00:27:08,459
Amy's incredibly employable, Josh.
490
00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:12,539
- All right.
- All right.
491
00:27:17,227 --> 00:27:18,660
You did all right, okay?
492
00:27:18,867 --> 00:27:22,701
- I bought her boss.
- That's how you had to win this one.
493
00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:24,784
You think her job's really in jeopardy?
494
00:27:24,987 --> 00:27:27,501
No, she'll lose it for sure.
495
00:27:27,987 --> 00:27:31,297
Anyway, good job.
See you tomorrow.
496
00:27:31,507 --> 00:27:34,897
- You're not sticking around for the vote?
- We won by eight.
497
00:27:41,187 --> 00:27:43,906
It's already intermission.
Ritchie's stuck in traffic.
498
00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:46,023
He won't get here until
the second act.
499
00:27:46,187 --> 00:27:49,179
He should've taken
the Cross Bronx to the West Side.
500
00:27:50,027 --> 00:27:53,497
I don't know, but I wanna
tell you some good facts.
501
00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:56,625
1.8 million dollars raised
for Catholic Charities tonight...
502
00:27:56,787 --> 00:27:58,698
...thanks to the people who made it.
503
00:27:58,867 --> 00:28:02,257
While we talk, the House is passing
the president's welfare reform bill.
504
00:28:02,427 --> 00:28:04,816
He appreciates all the governors
who worked the vote.
505
00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:08,343
The Yankees are about to snap a
12-game winning streak. Thanks a lot.
506
00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:13,583
What Toby means to say is
if 90% of success is showing up...
507
00:28:13,747 --> 00:28:17,057
...we're just happy there's someone
standing up for the other 10.
508
00:28:18,267 --> 00:28:20,781
- I love the theater.
- I know what you mean.
509
00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:25,827
Thank you so much, Mr. President.
510
00:28:25,987 --> 00:28:27,261
Thank you.
511
00:28:29,787 --> 00:28:31,982
- What's going on?
- Nothing, sir.
512
00:28:32,827 --> 00:28:36,615
I'll be arranging a second meeting
with Deborah Fiderer when we get back.
513
00:28:36,787 --> 00:28:38,220
- From this afternoon?
- Yes, sir.
514
00:28:38,387 --> 00:28:40,947
Are you pledging a fraternity?
This would be a good one.
515
00:28:41,107 --> 00:28:43,746
- What is it with you and her?
- She hired me.
516
00:28:44,027 --> 00:28:46,097
That's why she was fired.
517
00:28:57,147 --> 00:28:59,866
You happen to know if a Milky Way bar
has red meat in it?
518
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:03,179
Sorry. Kidding.
519
00:29:03,347 --> 00:29:05,577
I'm gonna buy this and... .
520
00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:09,535
- And the flower.
- No. No, we don't have that.
521
00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:12,261
No. I mean, I'm gonna buy this.
How much is it?
522
00:29:12,467 --> 00:29:16,176
- No. It's... It's okay.
- No. How much is it?
523
00:29:16,347 --> 00:29:18,178
You can go.
524
00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:23,979
It's all right.
525
00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:29,381
Don't move at all. I'm a federal officer.
Don't reach.
526
00:29:29,547 --> 00:29:31,936
I'm Secret Service.
You know you'll never get there.
527
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,899
Put your hands in the air.
528
00:29:34,067 --> 00:29:35,261
That's it.
529
00:29:35,427 --> 00:29:39,545
I want you to lie down face-first
on the floor. Let's go.
530
00:29:40,107 --> 00:29:42,541
Keep it up.
You're doing great.
531
00:29:45,307 --> 00:29:47,662
You shouldn't get down on yourself.
532
00:29:47,867 --> 00:29:51,064
A Secret Service agent walking
in on the middle of an armed robbery...
533
00:29:51,227 --> 00:29:52,580
...that's just bad luck.
534
00:29:52,787 --> 00:29:54,379
You lie still, okay?
535
00:29:55,987 --> 00:29:57,420
This is Donovan.
536
00:29:57,587 --> 00:30:01,626
I need N.Y.P.D. at a Korean grocery
at 98th and Broadway.
537
00:30:01,787 --> 00:30:05,575
I hate to be a problem customer,
but if I don't get a Milky Way bar soon...
538
00:30:25,107 --> 00:30:26,335
... too...
539
00:30:26,507 --> 00:30:29,783
...too unpardonable.
540
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,499
Off with the crown...
541
00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:37,018
...and with the crown, his head.
542
00:30:37,347 --> 00:30:39,702
And whilst we breathe...
543
00:30:39,867 --> 00:30:44,657
...take time to do him dead.
544
00:30:44,827 --> 00:30:49,184
That is my office, for my father's sake.
545
00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:56,660
Nay, stay...
546
00:30:56,827 --> 00:30:58,818
...let's hear the orisons he makes.
547
00:30:59,027 --> 00:31:00,540
She-wolf of France...
548
00:31:00,707 --> 00:31:04,939
...but worse than wolves of France,
whose tongue more poison... .
549
00:31:13,387 --> 00:31:18,142
Somebody's made a mistake. He was
just on his way to the field office.
550
00:31:19,147 --> 00:31:21,945
Yeah, to...
551
00:31:23,627 --> 00:31:26,778
...put in paperwork.
- C.J.
552
00:31:37,027 --> 00:31:38,506
Excuse me.
553
00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:40,619
- What did you think I was gonna do?
- I thought you were gonna do this.
554
00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:44,541
- And?
- And I didn't think it was gonna work.
555
00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:47,697
Are you fired?
556
00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,176
I'm resigning on Monday.
557
00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:53,941
You have to?
558
00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:57,895
I had an entire policy initiative
reversed in an hour.
559
00:32:59,787 --> 00:33:03,018
Were you given a chance to get votes
by setting a meeting with Ritchie?
560
00:33:03,187 --> 00:33:04,586
I'm not a dating service.
561
00:33:04,747 --> 00:33:06,305
What is wrong with you?
562
00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:09,504
Every serious Democrat
is gonna unite behind this president.
563
00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:10,736
I'm not kidding.
564
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:13,222
Every serious Democrat should
think about leading.
565
00:33:13,387 --> 00:33:16,584
- How's it going so far?
- It's going all right. I'd do it again.
566
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,186
That's what's scaring me.
567
00:33:18,387 --> 00:33:20,981
- Good. It's about time.
- You can't win the White House...
568
00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:24,344
...while the middle-class thinks
you disdain work and responsibility.
569
00:33:24,507 --> 00:33:27,226
I would hope not. I congratulate
you for punishing women...
570
00:33:27,387 --> 00:33:29,776
...as a symbol of the strength
of mainstream values.
571
00:33:29,947 --> 00:33:32,142
That's not what we did.
572
00:33:32,987 --> 00:33:35,182
Do you not consider it relevant...
573
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,498
...that it would be worse with
Rob Ritchie in the White House?
574
00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:41,465
Why is that not part of the equation?
575
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,576
Honey, Simon Donovan
was shot and killed.
576
00:34:15,747 --> 00:34:17,977
Civilians get trials.
577
00:34:18,187 --> 00:34:20,496
I'd argue he's not a civilian.
578
00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,783
So would the attorney general.
579
00:34:22,947 --> 00:34:24,858
They're gonna find out it's us.
580
00:34:25,027 --> 00:34:27,143
We can make it look like
the plane went down...
581
00:34:27,307 --> 00:34:28,945
...but they'll find out it's us.
582
00:34:29,107 --> 00:34:32,497
I'm gonna be running for re-election
while fighting a war against Qumar.
583
00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:34,982
- That's why you wanna say no?
- I want him tried.
584
00:34:35,147 --> 00:34:36,978
- That can't happen.
- I understand.
585
00:34:37,147 --> 00:34:42,175
I was talking this morning about how
Mallory names the lobsters in the tank.
586
00:34:42,387 --> 00:34:45,538
Would it help if I brought you a list
of names of Shareef's victims?
587
00:34:45,747 --> 00:34:47,738
What do you want from me?
588
00:34:47,907 --> 00:34:52,822
Who was the monk who wrote,"I don't
always know the right thing to do, Lord...
589
00:34:53,027 --> 00:34:56,622
...but I think the fact that I
wanna please you pleases you"?
590
00:34:58,427 --> 00:35:01,419
- You have two minutes, sir.
- This isn't a matter of religion.
591
00:35:02,147 --> 00:35:04,945
- Yes, sir.
- I recognize there is evil in the world.
592
00:35:05,107 --> 00:35:06,699
What is your objection
exactly, sir?
593
00:35:06,867 --> 00:35:09,859
Doesn't this mean we join
the league of ordinary nations?
594
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:12,422
That's your objection?
595
00:35:12,587 --> 00:35:15,420
I won't have trouble saying
the Pledge of Allegiance tomorrow.
596
00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:17,782
- That's not my objection.
- Sir.
597
00:35:17,947 --> 00:35:20,097
It's just wrong.
598
00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:23,343
It's absolutely wrong.
599
00:35:25,987 --> 00:35:29,377
I know.
But you have to do it anyway.
600
00:35:30,787 --> 00:35:32,186
Why?
601
00:35:32,987 --> 00:35:34,386
Because you won.
602
00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,426
Take him.
603
00:36:17,387 --> 00:36:19,025
Caught me.
604
00:36:20,707 --> 00:36:22,425
Mr. President.
605
00:36:22,587 --> 00:36:23,940
Governor.
606
00:36:24,107 --> 00:36:26,143
- You enjoying the play?
- I am. How about you?
607
00:36:26,307 --> 00:36:28,867
We just got here.
We were at the Yankee game.
608
00:36:29,027 --> 00:36:31,700
- We got hung up in traffic.
- Yeah, I know.
609
00:36:31,867 --> 00:36:34,859
Politics aside, and I don't wanna
make a big deal out of it...
610
00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,665
...you probably insulted the Church.
611
00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:39,625
You can head it off at the pass
if you speak to the cardinal.
612
00:36:39,787 --> 00:36:42,255
- Well, I didn't mean to insult anybody.
- No.
613
00:36:42,427 --> 00:36:44,736
It's a baseball game.
It's how ordinary Americans...
614
00:36:44,947 --> 00:36:46,062
Yeah.
615
00:36:48,947 --> 00:36:51,177
No, I don't understand that.
616
00:36:51,347 --> 00:36:55,181
The center fielder for the Yankees
is an accomplished classical guitarist.
617
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,542
People who like baseball
can't like books?
618
00:36:57,747 --> 00:36:59,465
Are you taking this personally?
619
00:37:00,307 --> 00:37:01,581
No.
620
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:06,063
Something horrible happened
about an hour ago.
621
00:37:07,187 --> 00:37:10,782
C.J. Cregg was getting threats,
so we put an agent on her.
622
00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:13,141
He's a good guy.
623
00:37:13,307 --> 00:37:16,265
He was on my detail for a while,
and he was in Rosslyn.
624
00:37:16,427 --> 00:37:18,622
He walked into the middle
of an armed robbery...
625
00:37:18,787 --> 00:37:22,302
...and was shot and killed
after detaining one of the suspects.
626
00:37:24,587 --> 00:37:26,305
Crime.
627
00:37:27,227 --> 00:37:29,104
Boy, I don't know.
628
00:37:35,267 --> 00:37:39,101
We should have a great debate, Rob.
We owe it to everyone.
629
00:37:39,267 --> 00:37:41,417
When I was running,
I didn't know anything.
630
00:37:41,587 --> 00:37:44,021
I made them start Bartlet College
in my dining room:
631
00:37:44,187 --> 00:37:47,224
Two hours every morning
on foreign affairs and the military.
632
00:37:47,427 --> 00:37:48,416
You could do that.
633
00:37:48,587 --> 00:37:52,136
How many different ways you think
you're gonna find to call me dumb?
634
00:37:52,347 --> 00:37:54,019
I wasn't, Rob.
635
00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:57,858
But you've turned being unengaged
into a Zen-like thing.
636
00:37:58,027 --> 00:38:00,495
You shouldn't enjoy it
so much is all.
637
00:38:00,707 --> 00:38:04,177
If it appears at times as if I don't
like you, that's the only reason why.
638
00:38:04,347 --> 00:38:08,181
You're what my friends
call a superior son of a bitch.
639
00:38:08,347 --> 00:38:11,066
You're an academic elitist
and a snob.
640
00:38:11,227 --> 00:38:13,104
You're Hollywood.
641
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:16,864
You're weak, you're liberal.
642
00:38:17,027 --> 00:38:19,143
And you can't be trusted.
643
00:38:19,467 --> 00:38:24,382
And if it appears from time to time
as if I don't like you...
644
00:38:24,547 --> 00:38:28,142
...well, those are just a few
of the many reasons why.
645
00:38:35,707 --> 00:38:37,459
They're playing my song.
646
00:38:42,587 --> 00:38:44,418
In the future, if you're wondering...
647
00:38:44,587 --> 00:38:50,025
..."Crime. Boy, I don't know," is
when I decided to kick your ass.