1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,099 Previously on The West Wing: 2 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:11,179 I just like your smile is all. I wouldn't mind seeing it more. 3 00:00:11,387 --> 00:00:13,343 The president's ready to hire a secretary. 4 00:00:13,507 --> 00:00:15,179 - Good. - He asked me to start a search. 5 00:00:15,387 --> 00:00:17,343 - Well, I'm sorry... - Sorry doesn't get me 218. 6 00:00:17,507 --> 00:00:20,340 And why don't you know what Ritchie's commitments are... 7 00:00:20,507 --> 00:00:22,782 ...before you get near my schedule? Win the vote. 8 00:00:22,947 --> 00:00:24,539 Gonna put the women's movement out of business? 9 00:00:24,747 --> 00:00:26,021 There's an election... 10 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,821 If you win by selling out the party, who cares who wins? 11 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,979 He's killed innocent people. He'll kill more, we have to end him. 12 00:00:32,147 --> 00:00:34,183 Let Shareef come here and we have options. 13 00:00:34,347 --> 00:00:35,939 Cancel the trip and we have none. 14 00:00:38,947 --> 00:00:42,337 We're leaving exactly one hour later than we planned. 15 00:00:42,507 --> 00:00:45,146 At 5:00, he'll board Marine One for the trip to Andrews... 16 00:00:45,307 --> 00:00:48,060 ...where he'll board Air Force One for the trip to New York. 17 00:00:48,227 --> 00:00:51,060 We're trying to be helpful. We understand a motorcade... 18 00:00:51,227 --> 00:00:53,616 ...rolling through midtown Manhattan around 6-6:30... 19 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,505 ...helps keep things well-lubed. 20 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:59,376 As a matter of fact, we apologize to New Yorkers for the inconvenience. 21 00:00:59,547 --> 00:01:01,742 But the delay was inevitable. 22 00:01:01,907 --> 00:01:04,660 I meant to say"unavoidable." The delay was unavoidable. 23 00:01:04,827 --> 00:01:08,740 The president will make a short visit at City Hall and be in his seat at 7:30. 24 00:01:08,907 --> 00:01:10,499 Why is this such an early curtain? 25 00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:12,703 The play is 19 hours long. 26 00:01:12,867 --> 00:01:14,778 It's long. It's five and a half hours. 27 00:01:14,947 --> 00:01:16,903 Do you have a nose count yet this morning? 28 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:19,422 - On the welfare bill? - I heard there was movement. 29 00:01:19,587 --> 00:01:21,066 - Yeah, it's close. - How close? 30 00:01:21,227 --> 00:01:22,979 Look at the color of Josh Lyman's hair. 31 00:01:23,147 --> 00:01:26,776 How much of the summer plan for the campaign depends on winning the vote? 32 00:01:26,947 --> 00:01:29,666 I'd go beyond and say the future of the world depends on it. 33 00:01:29,827 --> 00:01:32,261 I don't wanna scare anyone, but call your congressman. 34 00:01:32,427 --> 00:01:35,339 Fifty dollars for a straight answer. Will they meet tonight? 35 00:01:35,507 --> 00:01:38,863 - The president and Ritchie? I don't know. - Now I have to blow it on booze. 36 00:01:39,027 --> 00:01:40,824 Anything else? I'll see you in New York. 37 00:01:40,987 --> 00:01:43,296 - You never told us, why the delay? - I'm sorry? 38 00:01:43,467 --> 00:01:45,378 Why is the president leaving an hour later? 39 00:01:45,547 --> 00:01:47,856 - He scheduled a last-minute meeting. - With who? 40 00:01:48,027 --> 00:01:49,824 Good question. 41 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:53,656 Qumari Defense Minister Abdul Shareef. 42 00:02:38,187 --> 00:02:41,384 Where'd the wires cross? How'd the Pentagon put it on his schedule? 43 00:02:41,547 --> 00:02:44,983 - We didn't get the wires crossed. - He's meeting the guy in the Oval Office. 44 00:02:45,147 --> 00:02:46,421 He was always gonna do that. 45 00:02:46,587 --> 00:02:48,737 - It wasn't canceled? - No way. 46 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:51,537 The White House cancels at the last minute... 47 00:02:51,707 --> 00:02:54,699 ...he's gonna have somebody tasting his food for a month. 48 00:02:54,867 --> 00:02:57,779 - I don't want him thinking... - I don't want the president... . 49 00:02:57,947 --> 00:02:59,300 All right. 50 00:03:00,107 --> 00:03:03,258 I was gonna say, I don't want him putting a voice to the guy. 51 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:04,980 I take my daughter for seafood... 52 00:03:05,147 --> 00:03:09,698 ...first thing she does is name the lobsters in the tank so I can't eat them. 53 00:03:12,147 --> 00:03:14,581 - Hello. - Good morning, sir. 54 00:03:19,907 --> 00:03:22,421 Mr. President, we wanted to lay out some of the rules. 55 00:03:22,627 --> 00:03:25,016 There are rules to these things? 56 00:03:25,387 --> 00:03:29,221 Yes, sir. The first one being the National Security Act, which... 57 00:03:29,387 --> 00:03:32,584 ...says basically that only the president can trigger a covert action. 58 00:03:32,747 --> 00:03:35,136 This isn't a case where you need to know very little. 59 00:03:35,307 --> 00:03:37,104 The law requires you know everything. 60 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:40,100 Doesn't the law also require that I not assassinate someone? 61 00:03:40,267 --> 00:03:43,339 Yes. Political assassination is banned by executive order. 62 00:03:43,507 --> 00:03:46,738 - Two, as a matter of fact. - I know. One of them was mine. 63 00:03:46,947 --> 00:03:49,461 The EO is law, but it was made up by the executive. 64 00:03:49,627 --> 00:03:51,583 And the executive can ignore it. 65 00:03:51,947 --> 00:03:54,415 Assume for a second I say yes. How do we do it? 66 00:03:54,587 --> 00:03:58,546 - Fitz walks up to him with a gun? - No, it can't be military. 67 00:03:58,747 --> 00:04:01,215 - Why? - The Posse Comitatus Act of 1878... 68 00:04:01,387 --> 00:04:04,424 ...prohibits the military from civilian law enforcement. 69 00:04:04,627 --> 00:04:06,982 And it can't happen on American soil. 70 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:10,184 - The things we choose to care about. - Mr. President. 71 00:04:10,347 --> 00:04:14,101 I should mention that if you give the order, the law insists that you inform... 72 00:04:14,267 --> 00:04:16,064 ...what we call the"gang of eight." 73 00:04:16,267 --> 00:04:18,940 That's the leadership on both parties in both Houses... 74 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:22,224 ...and the chairpeople and members of the intelligence committees. 75 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:26,699 If it can't happen here, then why'd we care Shareef was delivering himself? 76 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,937 He's flying back tonight in his Gulfstream. 77 00:04:29,107 --> 00:04:30,859 The pilot will be one of our people. 78 00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:34,582 They'll experience a mechanical failure about 90 minutes into the flight... 79 00:04:34,747 --> 00:04:37,580 ...and set down in a remote RAF airstrip in Bermuda. 80 00:04:37,747 --> 00:04:39,783 It's not much more than a road in the grass. 81 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,539 - The British say yes? - Yes, sir. 82 00:04:41,747 --> 00:04:43,578 - How many there know about this? - Three. 83 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:45,817 - And some people in Bermuda? - Yes, sir. 84 00:04:45,987 --> 00:04:49,024 This is as big as the club gets, all right? 85 00:04:49,787 --> 00:04:51,379 Okay. 86 00:04:51,547 --> 00:04:52,775 Well... 87 00:04:52,947 --> 00:04:55,859 ...surely this is the most absurd meeting I've ever sat in. 88 00:04:56,027 --> 00:04:57,904 And, friends, that is saying something. 89 00:04:59,427 --> 00:05:03,500 Sir, will you be exchanging gifts with Shareef when you meet this afternoon? 90 00:05:03,707 --> 00:05:07,256 - Yeah, I imagine. - We'd like you to give him this. 91 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:16,545 What does the pen do? It squirts poison? 92 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,618 It's got a small recording device in there. 93 00:05:18,787 --> 00:05:20,505 He'll probably throw it in the trash. 94 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:24,660 But you might get lucky, he sticks it in his pocket for the flight home. 95 00:05:31,467 --> 00:05:33,901 - Sir? - We give him it boxed. 96 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,217 Tell them to put it in a box. 97 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:41,984 Can I get an egg-white omelet and some toast that's badly burnt? 98 00:05:42,147 --> 00:05:44,183 - Just coffee, thanks. - Yes. 99 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,260 That doesn't give you cancer? 100 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:47,741 - Burnt toast? - Yeah. 101 00:05:47,907 --> 00:05:50,102 They're not sure. That's why I had the omelet. 102 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:53,418 Welfare is a core issue with swing and independent voters. 103 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:56,897 They use it to measure a president's values on work and responsibility. 104 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:59,103 - Yeah. - We're gonna win the vote. 105 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:00,541 - We'll see. - We will. 106 00:06:00,707 --> 00:06:02,823 But we're gonna. I have a nine-vote margin. 107 00:06:03,027 --> 00:06:05,621 I think you're gonna lose Burnet, Bristol and Keith. 108 00:06:05,787 --> 00:06:07,300 - They're on the fence? - Yeah. 109 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:10,140 We have to authorize welfare one way or another. 110 00:06:10,307 --> 00:06:11,786 You gotta do it every six years. 111 00:06:11,987 --> 00:06:13,818 Do you think I'm dumb? 112 00:06:13,987 --> 00:06:16,865 They have to reauthorize it. That means you've got Republican... 113 00:06:17,027 --> 00:06:19,416 - We got an extra billion in childcare. - That's great. 114 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:22,784 - But the marriage incentives are terrible. - We don't like them either. 115 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:26,417 - But independent voters... - Say white men, not independent voters. 116 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:30,023 If you're serious about making welfare a second chance, not a way of life... 117 00:06:30,187 --> 00:06:32,496 ...you have to give job training. - Call off the hunt. 118 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,783 I'll see that you make up with the White House. 119 00:06:34,947 --> 00:06:36,778 - Why? - Because we're gonna win. 120 00:06:45,227 --> 00:06:46,626 - Yes? - Mrs. DiLaguardia. 121 00:06:46,787 --> 00:06:48,061 - Yes. - It's Charlie. 122 00:06:48,227 --> 00:06:50,661 There's trouble with your phone. We were disconnected. 123 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,658 - No. - I hope you don't mind, I drove out. 124 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:56,024 No, yes. We weren't getting disconnected. I was hanging up. 125 00:06:56,187 --> 00:06:58,257 - Why? - I wasn't interested in the job. 126 00:06:58,427 --> 00:07:00,987 - Why didn't you say so? - You would have asked me why. 127 00:07:01,147 --> 00:07:02,705 - Yeah. - My way was faster. 128 00:07:02,907 --> 00:07:05,102 Why aren't you interested...? 129 00:07:07,947 --> 00:07:11,178 You have my address. What other corners of my life have you rooted out? 130 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:13,542 You worked at the White House. We know where you live. 131 00:07:13,707 --> 00:07:15,504 - I bet. - May I come inside for a minute? 132 00:07:15,707 --> 00:07:17,504 - Not allowed to park there. - Yes, I am. 133 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,020 All right. 134 00:07:22,747 --> 00:07:23,782 Mrs. DiLaguardia. 135 00:07:23,947 --> 00:07:26,666 I'm not married to Mr. DiLaguardia anymore. 136 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:29,421 - My name is Debbie Fiderer. - Fiddler? 137 00:07:29,587 --> 00:07:30,576 Fiderer. 138 00:07:30,747 --> 00:07:34,023 Ms. Fiderer, you've worked as executive assistant to Terrance Hunt... 139 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,905 ...managing editor of Gannett News... 140 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:39,298 ...Jack Kent Cook, former owner of the Washington Redskins... 141 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:42,300 ...Jordan Williams, partner at Cutler, Williams, Rossi... 142 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:44,583 ...and the White House Office of Personnel. 143 00:07:44,747 --> 00:07:48,296 I'd like you to meet the president to discuss filling Mrs. Landingham's job. 144 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:49,946 - No. - Why? 145 00:07:50,107 --> 00:07:51,825 This is worse than the phone call. 146 00:07:51,987 --> 00:07:54,547 - Why? - Because I don't work for anyone... 147 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:58,143 ...I'm my own boss. I set my sail and then go that particular direction. 148 00:07:58,307 --> 00:07:59,296 - You do? - Yes. 149 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:01,503 - How's the sailing been? - I beg your pardon? 150 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:02,656 How's business? 151 00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:05,182 - I got off to a rocky start. - What'd you try? 152 00:08:05,347 --> 00:08:06,826 - Gambling. - Didn't work out? 153 00:08:07,027 --> 00:08:08,699 - But that's changed. - Now you're...? 154 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:10,585 I'm an alpaca farmer. 155 00:08:10,747 --> 00:08:13,898 - Are you serious? - It's the finest livestock investment. 156 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:16,183 You mean the sheep they show on late-night TV? 157 00:08:16,347 --> 00:08:18,542 They're alpacas. If you knew that, you'd know... 158 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:22,905 ...that textiles made from their fiber are coveted by the best fashion houses. 159 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:26,457 - You swallowed a brochure? - I have two of the Huacaya variety. 160 00:08:27,787 --> 00:08:32,099 You were executive to the head of the U.S. Olympic Organizing Committee? 161 00:08:32,907 --> 00:08:34,704 Yes. 162 00:08:35,027 --> 00:08:36,824 I'm sending a car for you in 90 minutes. 163 00:08:39,427 --> 00:08:41,861 I was fired from the White House, Charlie. 164 00:08:42,627 --> 00:08:44,265 I know you were. 165 00:08:48,307 --> 00:08:49,786 You know what you should do? 166 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:52,507 Bring your mom a souvenir from the White House. 167 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:55,386 Every day, you should show your mom some expression of love. 168 00:08:55,547 --> 00:08:57,902 A smile."You look pretty today, Mom." 169 00:08:58,067 --> 00:09:00,262 A good smack on the ass they always like. 170 00:09:00,427 --> 00:09:03,180 You know why you should give your mom an expression of love? 171 00:09:03,347 --> 00:09:04,416 Because she raised me. 172 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:08,182 Well, okay. I was gonna say it just makes things easier. 173 00:09:08,387 --> 00:09:11,697 - You'll be careful in New York, right? - I'm only going for a few hours. 174 00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:15,382 - I mean, when the crazy guy shows up. - You don't think I can handle myself? 175 00:09:15,547 --> 00:09:17,265 - Well... . - What? 176 00:09:17,427 --> 00:09:20,339 I don't deny you got skills. You can shoot and you're athletic. 177 00:09:20,507 --> 00:09:23,385 - But? - You're slow-witted. 178 00:09:23,547 --> 00:09:25,299 Let the beatings begin. 179 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:27,697 You're not very bright. Criminals can sense this. 180 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,141 Get over here. 181 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,946 - Good morning. - Good morning. 182 00:09:32,107 --> 00:09:34,541 - I thought you weren't on till later. - I'm not. 183 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,744 I arranged this for my friend Anthony. Anthony, this is Ms. Cregg. 184 00:09:37,907 --> 00:09:38,896 Hi. 185 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:41,945 Is it possible for Anthony to get a souvenir to give his mom? 186 00:09:42,107 --> 00:09:45,338 Sure. That's really sweet, Anthony, doing something nice for your mom. 187 00:09:45,507 --> 00:09:47,657 - You should be like that. - Yes. 188 00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:50,182 - Can you get this gentleman a key chain? - Yep. 189 00:09:50,347 --> 00:09:53,623 It'll have the seal of the president on it, and his signature. 190 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,658 Tell your mom you can't buy it in a shop. 191 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:59,661 You can't buy it anywhere. It's against the law to sell the seal of the president. 192 00:09:59,827 --> 00:10:02,546 But if the cops stop me, aren't they gonna think I stole it? 193 00:10:02,707 --> 00:10:04,982 If they stop you, they'll think you're important. 194 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,342 - Stop you for what? - Whatever. 195 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,623 - Wait outside a second, will you? - Yeah. 196 00:10:09,787 --> 00:10:11,186 Nice meeting you. 197 00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:15,980 - Is he your nephew? - No. I'm a Big Brother. 198 00:10:16,147 --> 00:10:18,945 - We've been together about three years. - Are you good at it? 199 00:10:19,107 --> 00:10:20,335 I don't know. 200 00:10:20,507 --> 00:10:23,624 He says he wants to be a Big Brother when he gets older. So I guess. 201 00:10:23,787 --> 00:10:26,665 Listen, there's no reason for you to make the trip to New York. 202 00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:29,418 I'll be with the president the whole time. 203 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:30,815 - Can I say something? - Sure. 204 00:10:30,987 --> 00:10:33,945 - I'm not allowed to date a protectee. - Who's trying to date you? 205 00:10:34,107 --> 00:10:36,098 - Or to kiss a protectee. - Who's trying to? 206 00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,302 - You did. - No, I didn't. 207 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:40,698 - C.J., I'm trusted with a serious job. - Aren't you not allowed to call... 208 00:10:40,867 --> 00:10:43,097 ...a protectee by their first name? - Yes, ma'am. 209 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,906 - I'm gonna take Anthony home. - There's really no reason... 210 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:48,581 ...for you to come to New York. - See you on the plane. 211 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:54,345 It's The War of the Roses, all the Henrys, and Richards too, for that matter. 212 00:10:54,507 --> 00:10:57,419 - In some kind of condensed form? - Yeah. 213 00:10:57,587 --> 00:11:01,057 - Because you'd be there for weeks if... - Yeah. 214 00:11:01,267 --> 00:11:03,622 - There's also singing. - It's a musical? 215 00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:05,743 No, they're gonna sing from time to time. 216 00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:07,784 One of the songs is a song I love. 217 00:11:07,947 --> 00:11:11,337 I can't think of the name now, but it's an Edwardian. 218 00:11:11,907 --> 00:11:14,740 It always reminds me... It makes me think of college. 219 00:11:14,947 --> 00:11:17,177 Like, I don't know, they should be singing it... 220 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:20,538 ...in the dining hall at Christ College at Cambridge. 221 00:11:20,907 --> 00:11:22,181 The chorus is: 222 00:11:22,347 --> 00:11:25,896 "And victorious in war shall be made glorious in peace." 223 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,976 I was just singing it this morning. 224 00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:35,746 How have you been sleeping? 225 00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:38,386 Good. 226 00:11:39,587 --> 00:11:41,578 Let me ask you something. 227 00:11:41,987 --> 00:11:46,617 Is there a crime which, if it wasn't illegal, you would do? 228 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,305 I'd park anywhere I want. 229 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,901 - Right. But you wouldn't rob a bank? - No. 230 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,865 Connecticut had a law prohibiting the use of contraceptives. 231 00:11:55,027 --> 00:11:57,416 It was written out of rage against adultery. 232 00:11:57,587 --> 00:12:00,340 But in the age of AIDS, don't Connecticut residents... 233 00:12:00,507 --> 00:12:04,056 ...do more for the general welfare by flagrantly breaking the law? 234 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:07,896 - There was a law against contraceptives? - Yeah. 235 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:11,901 Can I ask, sir, how somebody used to get caught? 236 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,984 - Stanley. - What's on your mind? 237 00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,866 - I can't tell you. - Yeah, but you can. 238 00:12:26,587 --> 00:12:27,986 No, I really can't. 239 00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:31,579 It's high-security, to say nothing of... . 240 00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:35,018 To say nothing of what? 241 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:40,545 If I tell you I intend to commit a crime, you're required by law to report it. 242 00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:45,864 I have a pretty strange meeting coming up. 243 00:12:46,907 --> 00:12:49,979 I'm gonna go. It's good seeing you. 244 00:12:58,387 --> 00:13:00,457 Welfare reform is a state issue. 245 00:13:00,627 --> 00:13:03,619 If you go ahead without the governors, you're asking for trouble. 246 00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:07,462 - You cosponsored the bill. - If you increase the work hours... 247 00:13:07,627 --> 00:13:10,824 ...what do the governors do if there aren't enough jobs? 248 00:13:10,987 --> 00:13:11,976 I don't understand. 249 00:13:12,147 --> 00:13:14,581 I don't think he's here as a cosponsor of the bill. 250 00:13:14,747 --> 00:13:17,819 I think he's here as the leader of Florida's Republican delegation. 251 00:13:17,987 --> 00:13:20,342 The president should meet with Ritchie tonight. 252 00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:21,582 Not gonna happen. 253 00:13:21,747 --> 00:13:24,102 - They should walk in together. - Walk in together? 254 00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:26,537 It's a Catholic fundraiser, not a network debate. 255 00:13:26,707 --> 00:13:28,425 They should walk in the door together. 256 00:13:28,587 --> 00:13:31,897 They should go in a room and talk and then they should watch the play. 257 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:36,026 There are five congressmen who would be interested in the outcome of that. 258 00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:37,906 We get the votes... 259 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,137 ...if the president meets with Ritchie? - Yes. 260 00:13:40,347 --> 00:13:43,862 Ted, the president enters the room with his wife and the president of China. 261 00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:46,541 He doesn't do it with the governor of Florida. 262 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:50,298 Can I ask why you're taking in a Broadway show during a vote like this? 263 00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:52,219 - A scheduling error. - Yeah, it was. 264 00:13:52,387 --> 00:13:54,059 - Nonetheless... - I've got a primary. 265 00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:56,024 - I know. - I'm spending money already. 266 00:13:56,187 --> 00:13:58,542 - We can help you raise money. - So can Amy Gardner. 267 00:13:58,747 --> 00:14:02,786 Look, there's a billion more for childcare. It's not a bad bill. 268 00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:05,780 We're fixing 10 things wrong with welfare. 269 00:14:05,947 --> 00:14:07,266 Transportation subsidies... 270 00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:11,340 Women can't train for life after welfare when they work 38 hours a week. 271 00:14:11,507 --> 00:14:13,543 Forget about that. It's marriage incentives. 272 00:14:13,747 --> 00:14:15,703 I can't run without women. 273 00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:19,946 All right. 274 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:24,736 - These are three no votes, right? - Yeah. 275 00:14:26,027 --> 00:14:28,461 - Okay. The president's gonna call you. - You know when? 276 00:14:28,627 --> 00:14:31,425 No. Sometime during the first intermission. 277 00:14:45,347 --> 00:14:48,305 And that the friendship established long ago... 278 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,743 ...between the United States and the nation of Qumar... 279 00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:55,058 ...is based on frankness and serves the interest... 280 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,422 ...of both the American and Qumari people. 281 00:14:57,587 --> 00:14:59,225 Who are these men? 282 00:15:02,427 --> 00:15:03,860 - Bodyguards. - Okay. 283 00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:16,139 And I would personally like to congratulate you, Mr. President... 284 00:15:16,307 --> 00:15:19,344 ...on the renewal of your 10-year lease on the air base in Tiaret. 285 00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:21,941 Yeah, I'm feeling particularly proud of that today. 286 00:15:25,347 --> 00:15:27,781 We're happy you visited us, Mr. Defense Minister. 287 00:15:27,947 --> 00:15:29,380 You're welcome here any time. 288 00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:33,620 Please send the best regards of the U.S. president to the royal sultan. 289 00:15:49,947 --> 00:15:51,300 Not in the Oval Office. 290 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,061 Sir? 291 00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:58,784 Tell him I have a rash on my hand. Make sure you apologize. 292 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,945 Yeah. Thanks. 293 00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:10,580 Yes, sir. 294 00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:23,464 It's a hand-carved incense burner. Gypsum and sandalwood. 295 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,141 What's up? 296 00:16:36,347 --> 00:16:38,781 AP called with a quote from Kevin Kahn: 297 00:16:38,947 --> 00:16:41,222 "Ritchie looks forward to meeting the president... 298 00:16:41,387 --> 00:16:43,582 ...to talk about the plan for the Everglades... 299 00:16:43,747 --> 00:16:45,863 ...which would tax farmers into unemployment." 300 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,262 - It wouldn't. - Yeah, but now he's got another: 301 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,096 "What's Bartlet hiding from us today?" spot. 302 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:56,863 What about this? Call AP, tell them that Governor Ritchie is mistaken... 303 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,023 ...that he is not on the president's schedule. 304 00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:02,099 Go further. Say the president would love to meet with Ritchie... 305 00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,497 ...but he's gonna be busy tonight passing a vote. 306 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,056 That's being hung up by the Florida delegation. Josh? 307 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,866 - Yeah? - In response to a tactical leak... 308 00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:13,218 ...I'm gonna tell AP Florida's messing with the welfare vote. 309 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,744 - Yeah. - I'm asking because if we lose... 310 00:17:15,907 --> 00:17:17,863 ...we've said he's the one who brought us down. 311 00:17:18,027 --> 00:17:19,858 - You all right with this? - Yeah. 312 00:17:31,427 --> 00:17:33,657 - Hello. - I was worried you were gonna be late. 313 00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:36,937 - You want some water or something? - No, thanks. 314 00:17:37,147 --> 00:17:40,662 - Have you met him? - We shook hands before a group picture. 315 00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:42,186 - You'll be fine. - Yeah. 316 00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:44,378 You seem a little better than before. 317 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:45,821 - I took a pill. - Why? 318 00:17:45,987 --> 00:17:48,182 I was nervous about coming back here. 319 00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:50,503 - You took a pill? - I took a couple. 320 00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:54,939 - She can go in now. - Okay. 321 00:17:59,507 --> 00:18:02,624 Mr. President, this is Deborah Fiderer. I'll be right outside. 322 00:18:05,507 --> 00:18:07,941 - It's Fiderer? - Fiddler. Fiderer. 323 00:18:08,147 --> 00:18:09,705 It's Fiderer. 324 00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:12,620 I saw your résumé. So we don't need to talk about that. 325 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:15,295 - What have you done recently? - I'm an alpaca farmer. 326 00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:18,381 - Like the sweaters? - Before they're sweaters. 327 00:18:19,027 --> 00:18:21,257 - And before that? - Craps and blackjack. 328 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,981 - A professional gambler. - I like the way that sounds. 329 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,786 - Whereabouts? - Bally's, mostly. 330 00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:29,784 Okay. Why did you leave the White House? 331 00:18:29,947 --> 00:18:33,656 Mr. President, if you wanna talk about getting screwed with your pants on... 332 00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:36,739 - Charlie! - I guess I got pretty well doinked. 333 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,340 - Yes, sir? - Can I have a minute? 334 00:18:38,507 --> 00:18:40,577 Would you mind waiting outside a moment? 335 00:18:40,747 --> 00:18:42,465 No, not at all. 336 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,180 Is this a joke? 337 00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:48,736 If it's a joke, it's both funny and well-executed. 338 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:51,023 But I think you and I both know that it's not. 339 00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:53,303 I sent you out to replace Dolores Landingham. 340 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,583 - That's what you came home with? - Was she...? 341 00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:58,420 She needed two tries to get her own name. 342 00:18:58,587 --> 00:18:59,815 - Well, sir... - Don't worry. 343 00:18:59,987 --> 00:19:02,376 I'll get the personnel office on it. I gotta change. 344 00:19:02,547 --> 00:19:04,219 Thank you, Mr. President. 345 00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:07,823 Okay. Okay, that was my fault. 346 00:19:07,987 --> 00:19:11,218 I didn't properly prepare you for the meeting. That was bad staff work. 347 00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:13,503 Before your next job interview, I remind you... 348 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,864 ...you don't want to be stoned. - There's gonna be a second interview? 349 00:19:17,027 --> 00:19:19,222 As many as it takes. We're gonna get this right. 350 00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:22,106 Let me back you up a second. Have we done the first one yet? 351 00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:23,620 I'm calling a cab now. 352 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,665 Okay. What ever happened to the Swingle Singers? 353 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,499 I don't know. 354 00:19:28,707 --> 00:19:30,186 Good afternoon. 355 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,101 After being presented with overwhelming evidence... 356 00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:43,105 ...provided by foreign and domestic intelligence agencies... 357 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:47,419 ...the president requested the intelligence finding you have in your hands now. 358 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,782 That finding has been prepared and signed off... 359 00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:52,461 ...by the directors of NSA and Central Intelligence. 360 00:19:52,627 --> 00:19:55,187 It was subsequently submitted for review and approval... 361 00:19:55,347 --> 00:19:57,303 ...by the national security advisor... 362 00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,423 ...the secretaries of state and defense... 363 00:19:59,587 --> 00:20:03,136 ...the attorney general, White House counsel and finally myself. 364 00:20:03,307 --> 00:20:05,457 And I submit it to you for notification. 365 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,658 How are you getting around 11905? 366 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:10,335 The president's rescinding his own executive order. 367 00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:13,266 He's on U.S. soil right now. Why can't the FBI act on this? 368 00:20:13,427 --> 00:20:17,261 The FBI's role is investigatory, they're not allowed to engage in a police action. 369 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,935 - And the military? - Posse Comitatus. 370 00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:23,026 You're killing Shareef. 371 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,666 I don't know. 372 00:20:30,507 --> 00:20:31,781 What does that mean? 373 00:20:32,427 --> 00:20:36,022 Leo, when does the president give the green light? 374 00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:38,617 At the last possible minute. 375 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:43,385 Consider yourselves notified. Thank you. I have theater tickets. 376 00:20:55,987 --> 00:21:00,185 The secure exits are indicated in red. The side agents are standing post. 377 00:21:00,347 --> 00:21:02,099 - Yes, sir. - And the U.D. 378 00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:03,416 Yeah. 379 00:21:03,587 --> 00:21:06,385 They can bring the dogs in. Thank you. 380 00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:08,461 Simon? 381 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,380 Yes, sir. 382 00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:16,457 We've got a lead. I think I'm gonna have news for you in a few minutes. 383 00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,425 - That right? - Yeah. 384 00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:19,861 Thank you. 385 00:21:27,227 --> 00:21:28,819 - Hey, C.J. - How are you guys doing? 386 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,376 - C.J., the president running on time? - Just about. 387 00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:38,826 - I asked you to wait with an agent. - I wanted some air. 388 00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:41,501 And that's fine, but I asked you to wait with an agent. 389 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:42,941 Simon. 390 00:21:43,227 --> 00:21:46,299 Say to the agent,"I'd like to go get some air." He'll go with you. 391 00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,981 I'm standing in the security detail. What will happen? 392 00:21:49,147 --> 00:21:52,105 I don't know what's gonna happen. If I did, this would be easy. 393 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:55,623 - Maybe if we didn't shout so much. - I've spent my life protecting people. 394 00:21:55,787 --> 00:21:58,779 You're the first who's got me thinking about switching sides. 395 00:21:58,987 --> 00:22:01,785 I'm sorry you feel that way. I think I've been a treat. 396 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,865 - Oh, yes. A little Easter treat just for me. - You seem riled. 397 00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:07,581 From the first day, you've acted like this is my fault. 398 00:22:07,747 --> 00:22:10,819 - That's a tough case to make. - I don't think any of us are at fault. 399 00:22:11,027 --> 00:22:13,063 There are times when it seems like you like me. 400 00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:15,576 - I do. - Then you just walk off to stick it to me. 401 00:22:15,747 --> 00:22:17,339 Forget personalities. It's stupid! 402 00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:19,782 - I said, I do like you. - I meant the other way! 403 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,346 So did I. I tried to kiss you. 404 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,101 - You said you didn't. - I was lying, you idiot. 405 00:22:24,307 --> 00:22:27,060 - I'm switching sides now. - I was embarrassed. I fumbled it. 406 00:22:27,227 --> 00:22:30,105 - You didn't. I'm not allowed. - It sounded like an excuse. 407 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:33,617 It's not. Somebody is threatening to kill you. I can't be... 408 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:36,062 I watched you trying on dresses at Barneys. 409 00:22:36,227 --> 00:22:38,946 - The guy shows up. I can't be... - You watched me at Barneys? 410 00:22:39,147 --> 00:22:42,059 You're like the girl in Driver's Ed who won't watch the movie... 411 00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:45,219 ...and ends up missing a lesson about drinking and driving. 412 00:22:45,387 --> 00:22:48,220 What in God's name are you talking about? 413 00:22:48,987 --> 00:22:50,943 Simon Donovan. 414 00:22:51,107 --> 00:22:53,496 You're saying I need to take my protection seriously. 415 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,544 Simon, this is happening to me. 416 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,744 I take the situation seriously, but I have to live my life. 417 00:22:58,947 --> 00:23:01,177 - So maybe sometimes... - I have a phone to my ear. 418 00:23:01,387 --> 00:23:04,106 - What does that mean to you? - I shouldn't be talking. 419 00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:07,500 Thank you. 420 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,305 They've got him. 421 00:23:13,907 --> 00:23:16,785 - What do you mean? - We have him in custody. It's him. 422 00:23:16,987 --> 00:23:19,547 Ten-fifty. It's Donovan. 423 00:23:20,227 --> 00:23:21,865 They got my guy. 424 00:23:23,827 --> 00:23:26,341 - They have him? - They stopped his train in Trenton. 425 00:23:26,507 --> 00:23:28,577 - Where was he going? - Here. 426 00:23:28,747 --> 00:23:30,703 He wasn't gonna do anything to you. 427 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:31,982 This is over. 428 00:23:32,187 --> 00:23:34,417 - There's paperwork. - I meant for me. 429 00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:35,861 Yeah. 430 00:23:36,627 --> 00:23:38,458 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 431 00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:40,140 Seriously. 432 00:23:55,507 --> 00:23:57,179 Thanks. 433 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:02,543 So I'm free. 434 00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:06,222 You can drive your car, walk in a crowd, eat a grapefruit, do what you want. 435 00:24:06,387 --> 00:24:08,343 - How about a drink? - Sure, you can drink. 436 00:24:08,507 --> 00:24:10,225 - Can you meet me after the play? - Yes. 437 00:24:10,387 --> 00:24:11,376 - Good. - Where? 438 00:24:11,547 --> 00:24:13,663 - Anywhere you want. - How about right here? 439 00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:19,063 I have to go to work. 440 00:24:36,867 --> 00:24:43,181 Hung be the heavens with black, yield day to night. 441 00:24:54,987 --> 00:24:56,261 Comets... 442 00:24:56,707 --> 00:25:00,825 ...importing changes of times and states... 443 00:25:00,987 --> 00:25:03,820 ...brandish your crystal tresses in the sky... 444 00:25:03,987 --> 00:25:05,420 ...and with them... 445 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,101 ...scourge the bad revolting stars... 446 00:25:08,267 --> 00:25:11,418 ...that have consented unto Henry's death. 447 00:25:11,587 --> 00:25:13,259 King Henry the Fifth... 448 00:25:13,427 --> 00:25:15,622 ...too famous to live long. 449 00:25:16,747 --> 00:25:18,624 Virtue he had... 450 00:25:18,787 --> 00:25:20,982 ...deserving to command. 451 00:25:21,147 --> 00:25:24,981 He ne'er lift up his hand, but conquered. 452 00:25:25,187 --> 00:25:26,905 - He went to the Yankee game. - Ritchie? 453 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,137 - Yes. - He's at the Yankee game right now? 454 00:25:29,307 --> 00:25:30,581 Local news covered it. 455 00:25:30,747 --> 00:25:33,466 He said this was how ordinary Americans got entertainment. 456 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,862 I've been to 441 games in Yankee Stadium. 457 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:39,104 - Not a person there is ordinary. - I know. 458 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,419 - You making fun of the Yankees? - No. 459 00:25:42,627 --> 00:25:44,379 - Now? - I'm not. 460 00:25:45,387 --> 00:25:48,140 - They went to the Yankee game. - He's coming at intermission. 461 00:25:48,307 --> 00:25:50,218 - I'm not sure that suits me. - I know. 462 00:25:50,387 --> 00:25:52,184 Making an entrance after the president. 463 00:25:52,347 --> 00:25:55,259 That's just not how we play bridge. It's not how we say cricket. 464 00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:57,025 You're starting to freak me out. 465 00:25:57,187 --> 00:25:59,257 - Talk to me. - How many people are at the game? 466 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:02,180 It's a good game. About 40,000 probably. 467 00:26:03,467 --> 00:26:05,139 There was an incumbent president... 468 00:26:05,307 --> 00:26:08,538 ...who was facing a primary challenge, and on the day of the primary... 469 00:26:08,707 --> 00:26:11,141 ...his staff sent his motorcade into a district... 470 00:26:11,307 --> 00:26:14,185 ...that was favored by his opponent in order to tie up traffic. 471 00:26:14,387 --> 00:26:16,821 I'd like to make it plain I would never do anything... 472 00:26:16,987 --> 00:26:20,662 ...to tamper with an election. - I am so proud of you. 473 00:26:20,827 --> 00:26:23,182 You're really very much freaking me out. 474 00:26:25,347 --> 00:26:27,463 It's Toby on one. 475 00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:30,941 - Hey. - Hey. 476 00:26:31,147 --> 00:26:34,105 Listen. I'm gonna send the motorcade up the Major Deegan. 477 00:26:34,307 --> 00:26:36,867 - Is that okay with you? - Why? 478 00:26:37,027 --> 00:26:39,541 Josh has a good point. We should think of a reason. 479 00:26:39,707 --> 00:26:42,460 - Why don 't you guys get back to me. - How's it going? 480 00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:45,185 They start voting in a half an hour. 481 00:26:45,347 --> 00:26:47,781 - You bringing in Brenda? - Yeah. 482 00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:48,982 I didn't hear you. 483 00:26:49,787 --> 00:26:53,496 I'm bringing in Brenda. We're making her chairman of the Platform Committee. 484 00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:57,301 Hey, did I put too much pressure on you with the vote? 485 00:26:57,987 --> 00:26:58,976 No. 486 00:26:59,147 --> 00:27:01,183 With the Ritchie meeting and the AP quote? 487 00:27:01,347 --> 00:27:03,702 - No. - The president jumped up and down... 488 00:27:03,867 --> 00:27:06,586 - ... on you pretty hard last week. - It's over, Toby. We won. 489 00:27:06,787 --> 00:27:08,459 Amy's incredibly employable, Josh. 490 00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:12,539 - All right. - All right. 491 00:27:17,227 --> 00:27:18,660 You did all right, okay? 492 00:27:18,867 --> 00:27:22,701 - I bought her boss. - That's how you had to win this one. 493 00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:24,784 You think her job's really in jeopardy? 494 00:27:24,987 --> 00:27:27,501 No, she'll lose it for sure. 495 00:27:27,987 --> 00:27:31,297 Anyway, good job. See you tomorrow. 496 00:27:31,507 --> 00:27:34,897 - You're not sticking around for the vote? - We won by eight. 497 00:27:41,187 --> 00:27:43,906 It's already intermission. Ritchie's stuck in traffic. 498 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:46,023 He won't get here until the second act. 499 00:27:46,187 --> 00:27:49,179 He should've taken the Cross Bronx to the West Side. 500 00:27:50,027 --> 00:27:53,497 I don't know, but I wanna tell you some good facts. 501 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:56,625 1.8 million dollars raised for Catholic Charities tonight... 502 00:27:56,787 --> 00:27:58,698 ...thanks to the people who made it. 503 00:27:58,867 --> 00:28:02,257 While we talk, the House is passing the president's welfare reform bill. 504 00:28:02,427 --> 00:28:04,816 He appreciates all the governors who worked the vote. 505 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:08,343 The Yankees are about to snap a 12-game winning streak. Thanks a lot. 506 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:13,583 What Toby means to say is if 90% of success is showing up... 507 00:28:13,747 --> 00:28:17,057 ...we're just happy there's someone standing up for the other 10. 508 00:28:18,267 --> 00:28:20,781 - I love the theater. - I know what you mean. 509 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:25,827 Thank you so much, Mr. President. 510 00:28:25,987 --> 00:28:27,261 Thank you. 511 00:28:29,787 --> 00:28:31,982 - What's going on? - Nothing, sir. 512 00:28:32,827 --> 00:28:36,615 I'll be arranging a second meeting with Deborah Fiderer when we get back. 513 00:28:36,787 --> 00:28:38,220 - From this afternoon? - Yes, sir. 514 00:28:38,387 --> 00:28:40,947 Are you pledging a fraternity? This would be a good one. 515 00:28:41,107 --> 00:28:43,746 - What is it with you and her? - She hired me. 516 00:28:44,027 --> 00:28:46,097 That's why she was fired. 517 00:28:57,147 --> 00:28:59,866 You happen to know if a Milky Way bar has red meat in it? 518 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:03,179 Sorry. Kidding. 519 00:29:03,347 --> 00:29:05,577 I'm gonna buy this and... . 520 00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:09,535 - And the flower. - No. No, we don't have that. 521 00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:12,261 No. I mean, I'm gonna buy this. How much is it? 522 00:29:12,467 --> 00:29:16,176 - No. It's... It's okay. - No. How much is it? 523 00:29:16,347 --> 00:29:18,178 You can go. 524 00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:23,979 It's all right. 525 00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:29,381 Don't move at all. I'm a federal officer. Don't reach. 526 00:29:29,547 --> 00:29:31,936 I'm Secret Service. You know you'll never get there. 527 00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,899 Put your hands in the air. 528 00:29:34,067 --> 00:29:35,261 That's it. 529 00:29:35,427 --> 00:29:39,545 I want you to lie down face-first on the floor. Let's go. 530 00:29:40,107 --> 00:29:42,541 Keep it up. You're doing great. 531 00:29:45,307 --> 00:29:47,662 You shouldn't get down on yourself. 532 00:29:47,867 --> 00:29:51,064 A Secret Service agent walking in on the middle of an armed robbery... 533 00:29:51,227 --> 00:29:52,580 ...that's just bad luck. 534 00:29:52,787 --> 00:29:54,379 You lie still, okay? 535 00:29:55,987 --> 00:29:57,420 This is Donovan. 536 00:29:57,587 --> 00:30:01,626 I need N.Y.P.D. at a Korean grocery at 98th and Broadway. 537 00:30:01,787 --> 00:30:05,575 I hate to be a problem customer, but if I don't get a Milky Way bar soon... 538 00:30:25,107 --> 00:30:26,335 ... too... 539 00:30:26,507 --> 00:30:29,783 ...too unpardonable. 540 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,499 Off with the crown... 541 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:37,018 ...and with the crown, his head. 542 00:30:37,347 --> 00:30:39,702 And whilst we breathe... 543 00:30:39,867 --> 00:30:44,657 ...take time to do him dead. 544 00:30:44,827 --> 00:30:49,184 That is my office, for my father's sake. 545 00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:56,660 Nay, stay... 546 00:30:56,827 --> 00:30:58,818 ...let's hear the orisons he makes. 547 00:30:59,027 --> 00:31:00,540 She-wolf of France... 548 00:31:00,707 --> 00:31:04,939 ...but worse than wolves of France, whose tongue more poison... . 549 00:31:13,387 --> 00:31:18,142 Somebody's made a mistake. He was just on his way to the field office. 550 00:31:19,147 --> 00:31:21,945 Yeah, to... 551 00:31:23,627 --> 00:31:26,778 ...put in paperwork. - C.J. 552 00:31:37,027 --> 00:31:38,506 Excuse me. 553 00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:40,619 - What did you think I was gonna do? - I thought you were gonna do this. 554 00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:44,541 - And? - And I didn't think it was gonna work. 555 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:47,697 Are you fired? 556 00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,176 I'm resigning on Monday. 557 00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:53,941 You have to? 558 00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:57,895 I had an entire policy initiative reversed in an hour. 559 00:32:59,787 --> 00:33:03,018 Were you given a chance to get votes by setting a meeting with Ritchie? 560 00:33:03,187 --> 00:33:04,586 I'm not a dating service. 561 00:33:04,747 --> 00:33:06,305 What is wrong with you? 562 00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:09,504 Every serious Democrat is gonna unite behind this president. 563 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:10,736 I'm not kidding. 564 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:13,222 Every serious Democrat should think about leading. 565 00:33:13,387 --> 00:33:16,584 - How's it going so far? - It's going all right. I'd do it again. 566 00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,186 That's what's scaring me. 567 00:33:18,387 --> 00:33:20,981 - Good. It's about time. - You can't win the White House... 568 00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:24,344 ...while the middle-class thinks you disdain work and responsibility. 569 00:33:24,507 --> 00:33:27,226 I would hope not. I congratulate you for punishing women... 570 00:33:27,387 --> 00:33:29,776 ...as a symbol of the strength of mainstream values. 571 00:33:29,947 --> 00:33:32,142 That's not what we did. 572 00:33:32,987 --> 00:33:35,182 Do you not consider it relevant... 573 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,498 ...that it would be worse with Rob Ritchie in the White House? 574 00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:41,465 Why is that not part of the equation? 575 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,576 Honey, Simon Donovan was shot and killed. 576 00:34:15,747 --> 00:34:17,977 Civilians get trials. 577 00:34:18,187 --> 00:34:20,496 I'd argue he's not a civilian. 578 00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,783 So would the attorney general. 579 00:34:22,947 --> 00:34:24,858 They're gonna find out it's us. 580 00:34:25,027 --> 00:34:27,143 We can make it look like the plane went down... 581 00:34:27,307 --> 00:34:28,945 ...but they'll find out it's us. 582 00:34:29,107 --> 00:34:32,497 I'm gonna be running for re-election while fighting a war against Qumar. 583 00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:34,982 - That's why you wanna say no? - I want him tried. 584 00:34:35,147 --> 00:34:36,978 - That can't happen. - I understand. 585 00:34:37,147 --> 00:34:42,175 I was talking this morning about how Mallory names the lobsters in the tank. 586 00:34:42,387 --> 00:34:45,538 Would it help if I brought you a list of names of Shareef's victims? 587 00:34:45,747 --> 00:34:47,738 What do you want from me? 588 00:34:47,907 --> 00:34:52,822 Who was the monk who wrote,"I don't always know the right thing to do, Lord... 589 00:34:53,027 --> 00:34:56,622 ...but I think the fact that I wanna please you pleases you"? 590 00:34:58,427 --> 00:35:01,419 - You have two minutes, sir. - This isn't a matter of religion. 591 00:35:02,147 --> 00:35:04,945 - Yes, sir. - I recognize there is evil in the world. 592 00:35:05,107 --> 00:35:06,699 What is your objection exactly, sir? 593 00:35:06,867 --> 00:35:09,859 Doesn't this mean we join the league of ordinary nations? 594 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:12,422 That's your objection? 595 00:35:12,587 --> 00:35:15,420 I won't have trouble saying the Pledge of Allegiance tomorrow. 596 00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:17,782 - That's not my objection. - Sir. 597 00:35:17,947 --> 00:35:20,097 It's just wrong. 598 00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:23,343 It's absolutely wrong. 599 00:35:25,987 --> 00:35:29,377 I know. But you have to do it anyway. 600 00:35:30,787 --> 00:35:32,186 Why? 601 00:35:32,987 --> 00:35:34,386 Because you won. 602 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,426 Take him. 603 00:36:17,387 --> 00:36:19,025 Caught me. 604 00:36:20,707 --> 00:36:22,425 Mr. President. 605 00:36:22,587 --> 00:36:23,940 Governor. 606 00:36:24,107 --> 00:36:26,143 - You enjoying the play? - I am. How about you? 607 00:36:26,307 --> 00:36:28,867 We just got here. We were at the Yankee game. 608 00:36:29,027 --> 00:36:31,700 - We got hung up in traffic. - Yeah, I know. 609 00:36:31,867 --> 00:36:34,859 Politics aside, and I don't wanna make a big deal out of it... 610 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,665 ...you probably insulted the Church. 611 00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:39,625 You can head it off at the pass if you speak to the cardinal. 612 00:36:39,787 --> 00:36:42,255 - Well, I didn't mean to insult anybody. - No. 613 00:36:42,427 --> 00:36:44,736 It's a baseball game. It's how ordinary Americans... 614 00:36:44,947 --> 00:36:46,062 Yeah. 615 00:36:48,947 --> 00:36:51,177 No, I don't understand that. 616 00:36:51,347 --> 00:36:55,181 The center fielder for the Yankees is an accomplished classical guitarist. 617 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,542 People who like baseball can't like books? 618 00:36:57,747 --> 00:36:59,465 Are you taking this personally? 619 00:37:00,307 --> 00:37:01,581 No. 620 00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:06,063 Something horrible happened about an hour ago. 621 00:37:07,187 --> 00:37:10,782 C.J. Cregg was getting threats, so we put an agent on her. 622 00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:13,141 He's a good guy. 623 00:37:13,307 --> 00:37:16,265 He was on my detail for a while, and he was in Rosslyn. 624 00:37:16,427 --> 00:37:18,622 He walked into the middle of an armed robbery... 625 00:37:18,787 --> 00:37:22,302 ...and was shot and killed after detaining one of the suspects. 626 00:37:24,587 --> 00:37:26,305 Crime. 627 00:37:27,227 --> 00:37:29,104 Boy, I don't know. 628 00:37:35,267 --> 00:37:39,101 We should have a great debate, Rob. We owe it to everyone. 629 00:37:39,267 --> 00:37:41,417 When I was running, I didn't know anything. 630 00:37:41,587 --> 00:37:44,021 I made them start Bartlet College in my dining room: 631 00:37:44,187 --> 00:37:47,224 Two hours every morning on foreign affairs and the military. 632 00:37:47,427 --> 00:37:48,416 You could do that. 633 00:37:48,587 --> 00:37:52,136 How many different ways you think you're gonna find to call me dumb? 634 00:37:52,347 --> 00:37:54,019 I wasn't, Rob. 635 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:57,858 But you've turned being unengaged into a Zen-like thing. 636 00:37:58,027 --> 00:38:00,495 You shouldn't enjoy it so much is all. 637 00:38:00,707 --> 00:38:04,177 If it appears at times as if I don't like you, that's the only reason why. 638 00:38:04,347 --> 00:38:08,181 You're what my friends call a superior son of a bitch. 639 00:38:08,347 --> 00:38:11,066 You're an academic elitist and a snob. 640 00:38:11,227 --> 00:38:13,104 You're Hollywood. 641 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:16,864 You're weak, you're liberal. 642 00:38:17,027 --> 00:38:19,143 And you can't be trusted. 643 00:38:19,467 --> 00:38:24,382 And if it appears from time to time as if I don't like you... 644 00:38:24,547 --> 00:38:28,142 ...well, those are just a few of the many reasons why. 645 00:38:35,707 --> 00:38:37,459 They're playing my song. 646 00:38:42,587 --> 00:38:44,418 In the future, if you're wondering... 647 00:38:44,587 --> 00:38:50,025 ..."Crime. Boy, I don't know," is when I decided to kick your ass.