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Oh!
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I'll get the light.
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Come on!
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Aah... Oh!
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- Where've you gone?
- I'm up here!
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Mm!
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- Oh, yeah. Let me get on top.
- Yeah.
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- Ooh!
- Ow!
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- Where's your head? Oh!
- Um...
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- Oh! My balls! You're on my balls!
- Oh! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
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- Right, I'm gettin' the light.
- No, don't!
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- Oh, my neck.
- Oh!
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- Oh!
- What the fuck?
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You dirty bastard.
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So, when Clara says she doesn't think
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you want to have sex with her anymore,
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how does that make you feel?
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Bad.
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Descriptive words, Tim?
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Um...
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Really bad.
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All right, Clara, I'd
really like to see you focus
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on what you're actually feeling.
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Hello.
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Hello. Hm.
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Hello.
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My name is Milburn.
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I am a sex therapist.
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How do you feel?
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How do you...
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feel today?
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- I'm just trying to...
- Just trying to what?
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- Air our dirty underpants, is that it?
- No!
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So, it's rom-com night.
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I'm thinking 1980s Julia Roberts
or early noughties Kate Hudson.
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- What's your preference?
- Mum, what...
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What makes a good therapist?
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Just curious.
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Well...
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I guess some therapists get
into it for the wrong reasons.
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They do it for money or status.
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They think of it as a...
career rather than a vocation.
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But it... it's just a job.
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Sure.
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A job where one wrong word could
trigger a nervous breakdown,
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resulting in decades
of emotional damage.
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A good therapist, a, you
know... a "good" therapist,
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I guess understands the
weight of that responsibility.
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- That sounds intense.
- Well, it's a fine balance,
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listening to people
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without inserting yourself
into their reality.
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So it's not about you.
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Mm. Exactly.
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And more importantly, Roberts or Hudson?
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Um... Roberts.
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Okay. Roberts it is.
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You're wearing a tie.
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Yeah, I suppose I am.
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It's Aimee G's house party tonight.
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Yeah, and?
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And? Apparently, last time,
Warhammer Tom drank 14 Jägerbombs
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and nearly drowned in her hot tub.
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We need an invite!
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I thought you'd given up on sixth form.
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- You have the memory of a goldfish.
- An eternally optimistic goldfish.
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Who's that?
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- Oh, hello, Otis!
- Hi.
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It's one of my mum's recent conquests.
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Poor guy.
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Hello...
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- Harry.
- Harry. Sorry. I'm bad with names.
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- Wha... What can I do for you, Harry?
- Well, I was just passing through.
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I thought maybe we could pop and
get a bit of breakfast together.
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I... I had a good time the other night.
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It's so rare to find a woman
who really listens, you know.
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I see.
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I'm about to teach a vagina workshop.
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So... no?
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- How about tonight then? Dinner?
- I've got plans tonight.
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- Sometime this week?
- Look, Harry,
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I'm really sorry if I gave
you the wrong impression.
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I'm not interested in dating anyone.
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I'm extremely busy with
work and raising my son,
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and I just have no room in my life
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for the kind of intimacy
that you are clearly craving.
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But I really commend you on
your directness and your bravado
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and I really hope that you
find what you're looking for.
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Goodbye, now.
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You're particularly odd today.
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Who is it?
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- Hi.
- Hey, it's Maeve.
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- Maeve, hi.
- We need to talk.
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Yes...
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Uh...
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- Hello?
- Help.
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- Maeve Wiley is calling you?
- Hello, Otis?
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- Yes. No!
- Why would you not...
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- No, no, no!
- Why aren't you excited?
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- Hello?
- Put it down!
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- What are you...
- Hello?
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Okay...
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Uh, explain?
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I did something stupid. Maeve asked
me to set up this sex therapy thing
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to help students with their
problems, for money, and I agreed,
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and I'm thinking I shouldn't have, e
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'cause I'm all confused, and... and hot.
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- She wants you to be a sex therapist?
- Yes.
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- But you can't wank!
- I know, and I'm 16 years old,
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and I feel clammy...
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- I'm all dizzy and hot.
- Okay, okay. Okay, take a chill pill.
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So think about it.
This could be awesome.
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A sex therapist.
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Listen, knowledge is
power, power is status,
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and status means popular.
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- You can be popular.
- I don't want to be popular.
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I just want be a guy in the
corner that no one knows, you know?
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And they say, "Who's that guy?"
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And they go, "He's just
a guy in the corner."
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Wait, you wanna be in a corner?
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- Yes.
- Otis!
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Man, are you really saying you don't
wanna hang out with Maeve Wiley?
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- But she's not popular, she's scary.
- Yeah, exactly.
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She's better than popular,
because she's cool.
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And she's the best kind of cool,
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because no one in this
place even knows it yet.
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But you don't wanna hang
out with her. I get it.
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I think I wanna hang out with her.
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Yes. I don't know, maybe.
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- I don't know.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh. Of course you do.
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Now lose the tie. You
look like a Mormon.
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Listen, you're gonna have
to fake it until you make it.
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Can you do that?
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Yes.
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Okay. Now let's get on with our day.
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Hey, piss-flaps.
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- Something wrong with your phone?
- I don't have a phone!
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- What? I do. It's broken, right?
- Mm-hm.
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The reception. I need to get it
fixed at the Carphone Warehouse.
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Thank goodness for insurance. Whew!
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Stop speaking.
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Found us a client.
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Okay. Whew! Great, fantastic.
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Meet me in the toilets
at break for the session.
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Sorry. Wait. Break? Today?
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Yeah. Is that okay?
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Yes.
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Um... We've never
officially met. I'm, um...
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I'm Eric, his numero uno, so to speak.
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Your buttons are done up wrong.
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It's a new look. It's like normcore...
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but with buttons done up wrong.
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How fabulous.
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Don't be late.
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Oh, my God! We just
spoke to Maeve Wiley!
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Oh, my God!
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Okay, we need to go.
We need to go now. Now!
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- Good morning, ass bandit!
- Sorry, Adam.
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Mum says I can't hang
out with you anymore.
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Why not?
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She says you're... you
know, a... a sex pervert.
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See ya at Aimee's party, man!
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Remember, all of these chemicals
are highly flammable, okay?
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Sir, we did this experiment
last year with Mr. Moorhouse.
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Well, then, you'll be a
expert, won't you, Trimble?
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Just get on with it, please. Thank you.
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We're finished, Adam.
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- Fake it till I make it. Fake it...
- Think of someone strong.
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- Like Putin. Or Beyoncé.
- What'd you bring him for?
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Uh, where he goes, I go.
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Ugh. Whatever. She's in there.
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Gag reflex problems. She
vommed on her boyfriend's penis.
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Scandalous.
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Um...
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- Do I have to look at her?
- No.
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Think of it like confession.
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What are you waitin' for?
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- No.
- Sorry! Sorry.
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Right...
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Hello?
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Hello, I'm your therapist today.
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- How... might I serve you?
- This is weird.
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- Can't we just talk face to face?
- No, we shouldn't see each other.
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How can... How can I help you?
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Didn't Maeve tell you? I just...
I don't wanna say it again.
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Yes! Yes, you, uh...
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You encountered some
problems during fellatio,
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which resulted in you experiencing
a bout of emesis, correct?
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- Emesis?
- Uh, vomiting.
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Yeah, I puked on his dick, all right?
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He says I shouldn't give BJs anymore.
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But if I don't go down on
him, he won't go down on me.
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So what do I do? What do I do?
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Well...
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human sexuality is far more
varied than you might realize,
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and each person has a
history of unique experiences,
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which translates into their connection
with a chosen sexual partner,
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or, indeed, partners.
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- What?
- Well,
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did you know that humans are not
the only species to perform fellatio?
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- Bats have been know to partake...
- What do bats have to do with this?
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Well, at the zoo, I once saw
a chinchilla fellate itself...
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Hello?
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- Oi, you forgot to pay.
- I am not paying
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for that psycho in
there to take the piss.
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I don't know why I trusted
you in the first place.
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- Uh...
- Oh!
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- You owe me.
- Whatever, slag.
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What the hell did you do?
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Um...
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I might have said something about
chinchillas giving blow jobs.
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I'm sorry, I got nervous.
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You give advice, not traumatize people.
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Okay, well, I was going to
say that to properly identify
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why she experienced
emesis during fellatio,
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I would need a more
accurate understanding
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of her social and sexual history.
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But she left.
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- What the hell is emesis?
- You know, vomiting!
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That poor girl just wanted
to know how to suck a dick.
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Well, thing is,
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I don't think I'm very good
at this whole therapy thing.
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That's not true. I've seen you
do it. You're like some sort of...
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strange sex savant.
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It's weird, but impressive.
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We need to find some more clients.
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And you need to work
on your delivery skills.
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Try speaking like a normal
16-year-old next time, all right?
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Let's hope Olivia doesn't tell anyone.
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She's really disappointed in you.
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Hey, Maeve! I wanna fuck
a chinchilla. Can you help?
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- Yeah, I think she may have told people.
- Ow!
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What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.
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Ah! Kelly Clarkson! Poet.
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- Nietzsche.
- I'm all right!
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How does your mum get clients, then?
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Word of mouth, I guess.
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Client testimonials. But we've
only had one other client.
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Any other ideas?
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You know the pretzel place
in Pineland Shopping Center?
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They give you a free
sample, what do you do?
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You buy a pretzel, obviously!
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People don't trust your product
because they haven't tried it yet.
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- Product samples.
- Ah!
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That's actually a good idea.
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What you doing tonight?
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Watching a selection of Julia
Roberts movies with my mum.
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Hah! He's kidding. Why do you ask?
250
00:12:27,285 --> 00:12:30,325
We need to go somewhere
teenagers have a lot of sex.
251
00:12:30,645 --> 00:12:32,925
The bushes behind Science Block A?
252
00:12:34,325 --> 00:12:35,605
Aimee's house party.
253
00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:38,325
Put your good shirts on, boys.
254
00:12:38,805 --> 00:12:40,085
It's party time.
255
00:12:43,565 --> 00:12:46,725
- We just got invited to a party!
- Ssh!
256
00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:48,885
- An invite! An invite!
- I know!
257
00:12:53,645 --> 00:12:56,165
- How do I look?
- Like a satsuma.
258
00:12:56,565 --> 00:12:58,725
- It's monochrome.
- I'll take your word for it.
259
00:12:58,805 --> 00:12:59,805
Uh-huh.
260
00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:02,405
- Do I look all right?
- You look like Otis.
261
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:06,325
- Is that a good or a bad thing?
- Well, neither, you just look like Otis.
262
00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:09,165
You've never asked me about
your appearance before.
263
00:13:09,245 --> 00:13:12,045
Is this the Maeve effect, perchance?
264
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,725
I hate this shirt and I
hate crowds. I hate parties.
265
00:13:16,805 --> 00:13:18,885
- Eric, I don't wanna go.
- Uh, we have to go!
266
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,005
We've been waiting our
entire school lives for this.
267
00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:22,445
Speak for yourself. I don't care.
268
00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,045
Well, Maeve cares, so...
269
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:26,720
What are you doing?
270
00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:29,165
- Eric, just be careful with...
- Hey!
271
00:13:29,525 --> 00:13:31,245
Look. You need to loosen up.
272
00:13:40,605 --> 00:13:41,605
I don't dance.
273
00:13:42,165 --> 00:13:44,125
What's the point of having
all this music, then?
274
00:13:44,205 --> 00:13:47,325
To listen to. I sit very still
and I appreciate the music.
275
00:13:47,405 --> 00:13:49,565
Come on, you know you want to.
276
00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:53,325
- There will be no dancing.
- Oh! Oh!
277
00:13:53,405 --> 00:13:54,685
Dancey!
278
00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:57,085
Dancey-dancey-dancing!
That's right!
279
00:13:57,165 --> 00:13:59,045
Stop! Okay, okay, I'll go.
280
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,845
- Look. Okay, come on, come on.
- Wait!
281
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,645
It will be your thing.
282
00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:05,565
The Hat Man.
283
00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:06,765
Mm-hm?
284
00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:12,205
Hey! Come on, we're gonna
slay! Come! Come, come, come.
285
00:14:13,405 --> 00:14:15,285
Darling, you're wearing a hat.
286
00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,205
And I'm all orange!
287
00:14:17,285 --> 00:14:19,005
Yes, I can see that.
288
00:14:19,165 --> 00:14:20,645
You joining us on movie night, Eric?
289
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,245
Yeah, actually, we're going out.
290
00:14:24,085 --> 00:14:26,685
- Oh. Where are you going?
- Nowhere.
291
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:30,645
A party! An actual party that
we have actually been invited to.
292
00:14:30,725 --> 00:14:32,485
- Not technically invited.
- Whose party?
293
00:14:32,565 --> 00:14:34,565
- No one's.
- Share. Aimee Gibbs!
294
00:14:34,645 --> 00:14:36,725
She's, like, one of the
most popular girls in school.
295
00:14:36,765 --> 00:14:38,245
Mm!
296
00:14:43,845 --> 00:14:45,645
You're wearing aftershave, Otis.
297
00:14:45,725 --> 00:14:48,325
Is there someone special that
you're going to meet tonight?
298
00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:50,845
- Well, there's this girl...
- No, it's just a party.
299
00:14:51,405 --> 00:14:54,765
Very normal. Boring, in
fact. Utterly platonic.
300
00:14:54,845 --> 00:14:59,365
Right. Well, if you're going to do
drugs tonight, remember to buddy up.
301
00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:01,325
- Mum!
- And look after one another.
302
00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:04,085
- Let me get you some condoms.
- No! Thanks, Mum. Bye.
303
00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:15,165
Comin'.
304
00:15:21,285 --> 00:15:24,325
You know Jonathan is
sensitive to loud noise.
305
00:15:24,405 --> 00:15:25,765
Sorry, Cynthia, I'll turn it down.
306
00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:27,565
And also...
307
00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:30,285
I wish I was a charity, love.
308
00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:32,485
Look, I said I'll have the
money by Monday, all right?
309
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:34,965
You all right?
310
00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:41,485
Let's hope you're not pregnant.
311
00:16:03,805 --> 00:16:05,485
I'll grab one of those too, please.
312
00:16:07,205 --> 00:16:09,405
- Any preference?
- Whatever's cheapest.
313
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,885
How old are you, sweetheart?
314
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:18,045
Twelve. Wish I knew who the father was.
315
00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:20,845
5.28, thanks.
316
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,205
Oh, my gosh.
317
00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:30,285
Bet you they have loads of toilets.
318
00:16:31,285 --> 00:16:34,285
- It's a bit quiet, isn't it?
- Doesn't start till 8:30.
319
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,885
Oh, it's only 8:15.
320
00:16:38,245 --> 00:16:40,765
- On time is late.
- What does that even mean?
321
00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:44,005
Late is late, early is
early, and we are very early.
322
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,885
- Uh, what are you doing?
- Ringing the buzzer.
323
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,341
No, you're not. We're gonna
wait until other people get here.
324
00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:50,925
Eric, that's being very silly.
325
00:16:51,725 --> 00:16:53,845
Otis, I just told you
not to ring that doorbell!
326
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,605
I don't know what's wrong...
327
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,685
Oh, no...
328
00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:07,045
You... You look like you pooed yourself!
329
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,925
You will die!
330
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:11,885
Eric...
331
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,965
- Why would you ruin my trousers?
- Get off! Stop!
332
00:17:14,045 --> 00:17:16,141
- You'll get me pooey!
- Otis, what is wrong with you?
333
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:20,165
You will die by fire and by
force, because I'm sick of it!
334
00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:22,285
I'm sick of this behavior, man.
335
00:17:26,525 --> 00:17:28,125
- Hey, Maeve.
- Hey.
336
00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:29,205
You look fierce.
337
00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:31,005
You look like a Wotsit.
338
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,165
Nice hat.
339
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:35,685
Hey, I think we're
gonna have to go home,
340
00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:37,285
because he's ruined his trousers.
341
00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:40,525
- Looks like he's done a poo.
- No, it's fine. We're going to the party.
342
00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:41,605
Yeah.
343
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,405
Ah!
344
00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:46,805
It's a bit... early, isn't it?
345
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:48,245
We're here for business.
346
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,125
Okay.
347
00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:54,125
- Well, how come she can ring it?
- Well, she's not you, is she?
348
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:55,685
Here goes.
349
00:17:55,765 --> 00:17:58,445
♪ ... of wishful thinking ♪
350
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,405
♪ I'll get over you ♪
351
00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:03,325
♪ I know I will ♪
352
00:18:03,405 --> 00:18:07,805
♪ I'll pretend my
ship's not sinking ♪
353
00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:10,045
♪ And I'll tell myself ♪
354
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,925
♪ I'm over you ♪
355
00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:14,245
♪ 'Cause I'm the king of wi... ♪
356
00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:14,725
This is brilliant! I
think I got most of it off.
357
00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:18,405
It's very crowded in here.
Definitely over capacity.
358
00:19:18,485 --> 00:19:21,005
- Relax, you're 16.
- Relax, you're 16.
359
00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:25,925
Otis, you scope out the sober
virgins, and I'll take the hockey team.
360
00:19:26,325 --> 00:19:27,365
Uh, what about me?
361
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,405
- Go talk to Anwar.
- Oh, I can't. I'm too nervous.
362
00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:34,685
- Anwar's his unrequited crush.
- Aah.
363
00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:36,805
Good excuse to break the ice. Go on.
364
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,300
I heard his ex broke up with him
365
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:39,725
because he wouldn't finger his bumhole.
366
00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:42,125
- Okay.
- So...
367
00:19:42,205 --> 00:19:44,605
Yeah, I'll speak to Anwar.
368
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:45,685
Mm!
369
00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,805
- That was my shot, you dick.
- Sorry.
370
00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:50,925
That's... I've seen
people do it in films.
371
00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,205
Asshole.
372
00:19:53,165 --> 00:19:55,365
- Remember, be subtle.
- Subtle.
373
00:19:57,845 --> 00:19:59,365
Go on, then. Do your thing.
374
00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:12,485
Ginger beer is the S-H-I-T.
375
00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:14,445
Really? I'm a cranberry juice sorta guy.
376
00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:16,445
Cranberry juice is good for thrush.
377
00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:22,125
You know, um, thrush?
It's a vaginal discharge.
378
00:20:23,685 --> 00:20:27,565
So, I'm, uh... I'm giving out
free sex advice tonight, if, uh...
379
00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:30,925
Anyone got any STIs?
380
00:20:34,445 --> 00:20:36,605
Okay. Um... Bye, then.
381
00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:40,285
♪ Give me a reason... ♪
382
00:20:42,565 --> 00:20:45,285
Hey! Hey, can you do
that outside, please?
383
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:47,245
And not with the cushions.
384
00:20:48,045 --> 00:20:49,645
Hey, babes! You came!
385
00:20:50,005 --> 00:20:52,685
More people are coming, right?
We can't be seen at a lame party.
386
00:20:53,445 --> 00:20:55,125
I think so, yeah.
387
00:20:55,205 --> 00:20:57,125
- Do you want a drink?
- Sure.
388
00:20:57,205 --> 00:21:00,405
Great. Two Jack and Cokes and a
vodka tonic. Olivia's on a diet.
389
00:21:03,165 --> 00:21:05,045
Two Jack and Cokes and a vodka tonic.
390
00:21:06,805 --> 00:21:10,125
In-depth sex advice. No
charge, one night only.
391
00:21:10,485 --> 00:21:12,085
One night only!
392
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,781
- One night only!
- No, come on, this is a great offer.
393
00:21:14,805 --> 00:21:19,085
Is is true your whole
family's in prison?
394
00:21:19,165 --> 00:21:20,205
Maeve!
395
00:21:20,605 --> 00:21:22,085
- You're here.
- For now.
396
00:21:22,645 --> 00:21:25,845
Jackson, we're gonna go check
out Aimee's hot tub. Wanna join?
397
00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:27,925
Maybe later.
398
00:21:29,365 --> 00:21:30,365
That might be fun.
399
00:21:30,445 --> 00:21:31,765
Hot tubs aren't really my thing.
400
00:21:31,845 --> 00:21:33,125
What is your thing, then?
401
00:21:33,605 --> 00:21:35,045
Complex female characters.
402
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,525
You hooking up with anyone here?
403
00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:40,645
Nope. Are you?
404
00:21:41,485 --> 00:21:42,485
Ask me in an hour.
405
00:21:45,005 --> 00:21:46,765
Fuck.
406
00:21:47,325 --> 00:21:50,445
♪ Go away, go away,
go away, go away ♪
407
00:21:50,525 --> 00:21:52,445
♪ If you're only
gonna bring bad vibe ♪
408
00:21:52,525 --> 00:21:53,925
♪ Bad vibe, bad vibe... ♪
409
00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:56,245
Hey! Guys!
410
00:21:56,325 --> 00:21:58,525
This party is totally lit!
411
00:21:58,605 --> 00:22:00,925
Say what?
412
00:22:01,005 --> 00:22:04,805
That is a really awesome shirt,
Anwar, looks so good on you.
413
00:22:04,885 --> 00:22:06,805
You look like a traffic cone.
414
00:22:07,925 --> 00:22:12,685
So, uh, Anwar, I had this really
weird thing happen to me recently,
415
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,205
with, like, a... a bumhole!
416
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,645
- Did you shit yourself?
- No!
417
00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:19,485
No, I did not.
418
00:22:20,765 --> 00:22:24,285
Uh, good convo, guys.
Did not shit myself.
419
00:22:24,365 --> 00:22:26,765
♪ I'll be on my way, ay, ay, ay ♪
420
00:22:27,765 --> 00:22:30,965
♪ Then I got nothin'
to say, ay, ay, ay ♪
421
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,845
♪ Go away, go away,
go away, go away... ♪
422
00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:52,645
Oh, you...
423
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,365
Idiot. Moron. Stupid!
424
00:22:56,845 --> 00:22:58,205
Hat Man!
425
00:22:59,325 --> 00:23:00,885
I liked your hat.
426
00:23:04,045 --> 00:23:05,445
Are you enjoying the party?
427
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,725
- Not really.
- Me neither.
428
00:23:09,085 --> 00:23:10,845
I'm hiding from my boyfriend.
429
00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:13,085
Do you want some?
430
00:23:13,405 --> 00:23:14,405
No, thank you.
431
00:23:17,005 --> 00:23:19,805
Actually, uh... Okay, then. Yeah.
432
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,525
Apparently, I broke him.
433
00:23:25,525 --> 00:23:26,845
You broke up with your boyfriend?
434
00:23:26,885 --> 00:23:29,605
No, I broke him.
435
00:23:30,165 --> 00:23:31,165
Like a stick.
436
00:23:31,685 --> 00:23:34,245
He's like, "Why don't you wanna
have sex with the lights on?"
437
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:36,325
I'm like, "Well, I don't
want you to see me naked."
438
00:23:36,405 --> 00:23:40,605
And then he just goes on and on and on.
439
00:23:41,005 --> 00:23:42,245
Dickhead.
440
00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:43,645
Why don't you want the lights on?
441
00:23:44,725 --> 00:23:46,085
'Cause I'm disgusting.
442
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,285
Kate, you in there?
443
00:23:50,085 --> 00:23:52,005
I told you I broke him.
444
00:23:52,645 --> 00:23:55,405
- Who's this guy?
- Oh, it's not like that, Sam.
445
00:23:55,885 --> 00:23:58,085
He's non-threatening.
He's like a Care Bear.
446
00:23:58,485 --> 00:24:00,485
I was just telling him
what a dickhead you are.
447
00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:04,485
- Right. Well, I'm gonna go.
- Why are you talking to him?
448
00:24:04,565 --> 00:24:07,005
- 'Cause you never listen to me.
- I do listen.
449
00:24:07,085 --> 00:24:08,525
- I listen all the time.
- No!
450
00:24:08,605 --> 00:24:10,645
- You don't listen to me!
- I've had enough, Kate...
451
00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:20,165
- Hello?
- Aimee, it's... it's Adam.
452
00:24:20,565 --> 00:24:22,605
- Ugh! What do you want?
- We need to talk.
453
00:24:23,245 --> 00:24:25,125
You're not invited. Fuck off.
454
00:24:52,885 --> 00:24:54,085
Adam?
455
00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:58,285
New kid's mum.
456
00:24:59,885 --> 00:25:01,485
♪ Every day's the same ♪
457
00:25:01,565 --> 00:25:03,365
♪ I wake up, he's in my head ♪
458
00:25:04,205 --> 00:25:05,285
What are you doing?
459
00:25:05,365 --> 00:25:08,165
- People think I pooed myself.
- Will you suck it up? We need clients.
460
00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:09,965
- Eric, come on.
- Mm-mm! Mm-mm!
461
00:25:10,045 --> 00:25:11,125
Gah!
462
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:13,445
All I want is to have
sex like a normal person,
463
00:25:13,525 --> 00:25:14,765
without breaking my arm.
464
00:25:14,845 --> 00:25:16,245
I need this arm to do things.
465
00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:18,405
Okay, well, all I want is
to have sex in the dark.
466
00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:20,845
What's the big deal? Why
can't you just accept that?
467
00:25:20,925 --> 00:25:24,525
Enough. Enough! This is
ineffective communication!
468
00:25:24,845 --> 00:25:28,005
Sam, if you want to tackle Kate's
issues surrounding self-esteem,
469
00:25:28,365 --> 00:25:30,965
whilst respecting your
desire for visual stimulation,
470
00:25:31,045 --> 00:25:33,885
you need to establish a
clear verbal intercourse.
471
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,325
- You mean like talking dirty?
- No.
472
00:25:36,405 --> 00:25:40,285
I mean stop passively hearing
and start actively listening.
473
00:25:40,365 --> 00:25:41,885
Speak English, Care Bear Man.
474
00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:43,325
Okay.
475
00:25:43,725 --> 00:25:46,245
Kate, you want to have
sex with the lights off.
476
00:25:46,925 --> 00:25:48,725
Sam, you want to see Kate naked.
477
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,445
But neither of you are listening.
478
00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:51,965
Who are you again?
479
00:25:52,525 --> 00:25:54,645
It doesn't matter who I
am. This isn't about me.
480
00:25:54,725 --> 00:25:55,965
This is about you two.
481
00:25:58,365 --> 00:26:00,565
I just... I don't understand women.
482
00:26:01,325 --> 00:26:03,405
She... She likes me,
she doesn't like me.
483
00:26:03,885 --> 00:26:05,245
She wants my giant dick.
484
00:26:05,325 --> 00:26:06,885
Sorry, my, uh... my large...
485
00:26:07,925 --> 00:26:10,045
penis, and then she
doesn't wanna speak to me.
486
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:11,725
It's all very confusing, Mrs. Jean.
487
00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:13,325
Just Jean.
488
00:26:14,765 --> 00:26:16,365
Well, you deserve closure.
489
00:26:16,445 --> 00:26:20,045
I mean, if the relationship
is over, well...
490
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:24,045
... you could ask
Aimee for some clarity.
491
00:26:26,605 --> 00:26:27,645
Yeah. Yeah.
492
00:26:27,725 --> 00:26:28,725
Mm.
493
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,045
Yeah.
494
00:26:30,485 --> 00:26:31,685
Could you give me a leg up?
495
00:26:34,085 --> 00:26:37,565
I think, if she doesn't
want you at her party,
496
00:26:37,645 --> 00:26:39,885
it's important that
you respect her wishes.
497
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:42,765
You're so wise.
498
00:26:45,325 --> 00:26:46,765
Like an old owl.
499
00:26:49,605 --> 00:26:50,725
Why are you here?
500
00:26:53,485 --> 00:26:55,005
I was checking on Otis.
501
00:26:56,685 --> 00:26:57,685
Wow.
502
00:26:59,405 --> 00:27:01,725
I thought my parents were controlling.
503
00:27:15,405 --> 00:27:16,645
Yes!
504
00:27:21,605 --> 00:27:22,925
Oh, fuck.
505
00:27:24,085 --> 00:27:26,485
Oh! Wha... Wh...
506
00:27:26,805 --> 00:27:27,925
Hello!
507
00:27:28,285 --> 00:27:30,045
Fucking kidding me.
508
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:31,165
Oi!
509
00:27:31,565 --> 00:27:33,245
Hey, wait!
510
00:27:36,725 --> 00:27:38,565
Not on the roses!
511
00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:41,245
My parents are gonna kill me.
512
00:27:41,325 --> 00:27:44,885
- They've barely got over the last party.
- Why did you have another one, then?
513
00:27:44,965 --> 00:27:47,325
Ruby and Olivia said they
couldn't do it at their houses.
514
00:27:47,925 --> 00:27:49,525
Anyway, I love hosting.
515
00:27:50,765 --> 00:27:52,445
Do you think people
are havin' a good time?
516
00:27:52,485 --> 00:27:54,885
- Are you havin' a good time?
- I think so.
517
00:27:55,445 --> 00:27:56,925
Not on the succulents!
518
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:01,125
Oh, he's cute.
519
00:28:02,525 --> 00:28:04,021
What is it with you and stoners?
520
00:28:04,045 --> 00:28:05,645
Doesn't he remind you of someone?
521
00:28:06,925 --> 00:28:08,005
Adam?
522
00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:11,005
No, I was thinking more
like a boiled Ryan Gosling.
523
00:28:11,085 --> 00:28:13,325
- No, Adam.
- I deserve closure!
524
00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:15,085
Everyone inside, now!
525
00:28:17,685 --> 00:28:19,405
You can smoke in the living room!
526
00:29:31,085 --> 00:29:32,165
Idiot.
527
00:29:47,165 --> 00:29:48,765
Oh!
528
00:30:09,845 --> 00:30:12,165
- Why do you taste like the dentist?
- Stop talking.
529
00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:15,405
Fuck!
530
00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:37,605
Yay! Hey!
531
00:30:45,445 --> 00:30:46,805
Oh, good. It's you again.
532
00:30:46,885 --> 00:30:48,085
Yeah!
533
00:30:48,165 --> 00:30:49,765
I heard about your problem.
534
00:30:59,685 --> 00:31:01,485
- I can help you.
- Do what?
535
00:31:01,565 --> 00:31:02,805
Suck a dick!
536
00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:07,021
What would you know about
blow jobs, trumpet boy?
537
00:31:07,045 --> 00:31:08,285
It's a French horn!
538
00:31:08,885 --> 00:31:11,085
Listen, I've seen a lot of gay porn.
539
00:31:11,165 --> 00:31:13,765
Plus, you're not the only
person with a penis, you know?
540
00:31:13,845 --> 00:31:16,365
Anwar, I think we
should let him help her.
541
00:31:16,445 --> 00:31:18,325
♪ Talking away... ♪
542
00:31:18,845 --> 00:31:21,045
Yeah, go on then, Eric.
Show her your skills.
543
00:31:21,445 --> 00:31:23,725
Great. Great. No, I... I need props.
544
00:31:24,205 --> 00:31:25,805
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah?
545
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,965
♪ Another day to find you ♪
546
00:31:28,045 --> 00:31:29,781
- Oh, this is gonna be funny.
- It better be.
547
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,485
This party is a total beige fest.
548
00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:33,525
♪ I'll be coming for
your love, okay? ♪
549
00:31:33,605 --> 00:31:35,965
♪ Take on... ♪
550
00:31:42,085 --> 00:31:43,725
Hey! Let me in.
551
00:31:44,205 --> 00:31:46,045
Open the door, you orange twat.
552
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:47,685
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
553
00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:49,445
Kate, you wanna go first?
554
00:31:50,245 --> 00:31:51,725
Tell me something you like about Sam.
555
00:31:52,165 --> 00:31:54,805
I don't know. He's got nice eyelashes.
556
00:31:55,365 --> 00:31:58,885
- This is stupid.
- Sam, we're listening now, yeah?
557
00:32:00,245 --> 00:32:02,965
Your turn. Tell me about Kate.
558
00:32:03,725 --> 00:32:04,725
Uh...
559
00:32:05,045 --> 00:32:06,645
Oh, see? He thinks I'm gross!
560
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,525
- Stop saying that!
- Okay, let's just...
561
00:32:08,605 --> 00:32:12,165
Let's calm down, and,
most importantly, listen.
562
00:32:12,245 --> 00:32:14,405
- This isn't working.
- When we first started dating,
563
00:32:14,485 --> 00:32:16,885
I used to get tongue-tied and flustered.
564
00:32:17,325 --> 00:32:19,085
I still get like that sometimes.
565
00:32:19,165 --> 00:32:21,045
I can't believe she wants to be with me.
566
00:32:21,485 --> 00:32:22,925
I like everything about her.
567
00:32:23,765 --> 00:32:24,765
Everything.
568
00:32:26,405 --> 00:32:27,805
Do you hear what he's saying, Kate?
569
00:32:28,765 --> 00:32:31,565
Yeah. Well, but I
still don't believe it.
570
00:32:32,845 --> 00:32:34,725
Okay. Kate, what do
you like about yourself?
571
00:32:35,405 --> 00:32:38,405
- Nothing.
- Kate, I want you to name five things
572
00:32:38,485 --> 00:32:40,765
that you like about yourself,
and it can be anything.
573
00:32:41,325 --> 00:32:43,005
Come on.
574
00:32:43,805 --> 00:32:45,525
I'm quite good at hockey.
575
00:32:46,685 --> 00:32:49,605
I can make dumplings from scratch,
which is actually really hard.
576
00:32:50,165 --> 00:32:51,685
I have a photographic memory.
577
00:32:52,965 --> 00:32:55,217
Oh! I have this really spooky ability
578
00:32:55,218 --> 00:32:57,245
at guessing which
nationality someone is,
579
00:32:57,325 --> 00:33:00,685
- just by the way they walk.
- She does, it is awesome.
580
00:33:01,325 --> 00:33:02,325
Go on. One more.
581
00:33:03,485 --> 00:33:07,045
- I... think I have nice hair.
- It's so shiny.
582
00:33:11,525 --> 00:33:13,205
If you don't like yourself,
583
00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:15,085
how are you supposed to
believe that Sam does?
584
00:33:15,605 --> 00:33:17,405
I wish you could see
yourself the way I do.
585
00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:19,965
Because you're the best.
586
00:33:21,405 --> 00:33:23,485
Guys!
587
00:33:23,565 --> 00:33:26,445
I mean, this is great,
I think we're making...
588
00:33:26,525 --> 00:33:28,445
real progress.
589
00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,685
Mm. Okay. Um...
590
00:33:33,685 --> 00:33:34,685
I'm gonna...
591
00:33:41,405 --> 00:33:43,325
Oh! Sorry. Um...
592
00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:44,525
Otis?
593
00:33:44,725 --> 00:33:45,765
Hi, Maeve.
594
00:33:46,205 --> 00:33:47,405
I'm... here.
595
00:33:47,845 --> 00:33:48,845
That's... weird.
596
00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:51,525
It's nice...
597
00:33:53,485 --> 00:33:54,605
to see you both.
598
00:33:54,685 --> 00:33:55,685
Sorry again.
599
00:33:55,725 --> 00:33:57,245
Bye!
600
00:34:00,325 --> 00:34:01,325
I've gotta go too.
601
00:34:03,445 --> 00:34:04,445
All right.
602
00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:07,285
So, look, maybe we could, um...
603
00:34:07,805 --> 00:34:09,445
go on a date sometime.
604
00:34:10,645 --> 00:34:13,341
You wanted to keep this a secret,
now you wanna go on a date, do you?
605
00:34:13,365 --> 00:34:14,645
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
606
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:17,405
Ask me again in a week.
607
00:34:41,485 --> 00:34:42,485
Oof!
608
00:34:53,445 --> 00:34:55,365
- All right, go on then, Eric.
- Okay.
609
00:34:55,445 --> 00:34:59,405
Rule number one, enthusiasm is
more important than technique, yeah?
610
00:34:59,485 --> 00:35:01,805
Don't go too deep. Looks awkward.
611
00:35:01,885 --> 00:35:04,605
You can use a bit more pressure
than you think, actually,
612
00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:08,405
but no teeth, especially if
you're packin' metal, Natalie.
613
00:35:10,205 --> 00:35:11,925
Okay, come on, girls.
614
00:35:12,005 --> 00:35:13,005
Yeah, come on, girls.
615
00:35:13,005 --> 00:35:14,285
All together now.
616
00:35:15,525 --> 00:35:19,165
Aah... Mm... Aaah... Hm?
617
00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:21,525
Mm? Mm-hm, mm-hm!
618
00:35:22,165 --> 00:35:23,165
Not too deep!
619
00:35:23,245 --> 00:35:24,325
Ruby, not too deep.
620
00:35:24,765 --> 00:35:26,005
Just the tip, okay?
621
00:35:26,085 --> 00:35:27,885
Mm!
622
00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,485
- Hey.
- Hey.
623
00:35:31,245 --> 00:35:32,685
- You having a good night?
- Uh...
624
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:35,725
Not really. You?
625
00:35:36,965 --> 00:35:38,205
Not the best, to be honest.
626
00:35:39,645 --> 00:35:40,885
I hate parties.
627
00:35:40,965 --> 00:35:43,845
Yeah, me too. Crawling with cretins.
628
00:35:47,565 --> 00:35:49,405
I, uh... I gave out some free advice.
629
00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:51,045
Really? To who?
630
00:35:51,325 --> 00:35:52,845
Well, that's confidential.
631
00:35:53,925 --> 00:35:55,725
But it's a client.
632
00:35:55,965 --> 00:35:57,765
Not exactly a sex-pretzel
bonanza, is it?
633
00:35:58,405 --> 00:36:00,325
I'm sorry, how many clients
did you find tonight?
634
00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:06,245
Um...
635
00:36:07,645 --> 00:36:10,165
Sorry about, um... before, there.
636
00:36:12,645 --> 00:36:14,325
I didn't realize you and Jackson were...
637
00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,710
It's cool. He's not my
boyfriend or anything.
638
00:36:16,711 --> 00:36:17,805
We're just sleeping together.
639
00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:21,845
- You know how it is.
- Sure, yeah. Yeah, ab... absolutely.
640
00:36:24,925 --> 00:36:26,045
I think this is a bust.
641
00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:27,845
I'm gonna get my shit, then I'm going.
642
00:36:30,485 --> 00:36:31,485
See ya.
643
00:36:36,845 --> 00:36:37,885
Mum?
644
00:36:41,045 --> 00:36:43,365
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
645
00:36:44,445 --> 00:36:45,605
Oh, shithouse!
646
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,485
Gah! Fuck!
647
00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:51,085
- What are you doing here?
- Otis, darling!
648
00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:53,365
You... I'm... You forgot your inhaler.
649
00:36:53,805 --> 00:36:56,685
- I haven't had an attack in six years.
- Well, what if you did?
650
00:36:56,765 --> 00:36:59,085
I mean, would any of these
people help you? And...
651
00:36:59,445 --> 00:37:01,205
That's an awful lot
of responsibility to...
652
00:37:02,805 --> 00:37:04,285
- You're spying on me.
- What?
653
00:37:04,685 --> 00:37:06,685
- Don't be irrational.
- Irrational?
654
00:37:06,765 --> 00:37:09,085
You're the one stalking your son.
655
00:37:09,165 --> 00:37:11,485
That word carries a lot
of weight, young man.
656
00:37:11,885 --> 00:37:13,085
Don't misuse it.
657
00:37:13,685 --> 00:37:15,365
I understand...
658
00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:19,325
- how you might feel unjustly observed.
- Okay.
659
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:20,725
Uh... Otis!
660
00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,965
- Otis, don't walk away.
- Just go home, Mum.
661
00:37:25,365 --> 00:37:27,885
I could wait around if you want a lift.
662
00:37:28,605 --> 00:37:29,925
Hey.
663
00:37:30,325 --> 00:37:32,685
- Isn't that Courgette Lady?
- Oh, yeah.
664
00:37:39,165 --> 00:37:40,165
♪ I can't stand it ♪
665
00:37:40,645 --> 00:37:42,125
♪ I said I just don't want it ♪
666
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:44,125
♪ Never gonna need it ♪
667
00:37:45,285 --> 00:37:46,965
Oh, how did you get in here?
668
00:37:47,045 --> 00:37:49,005
- ♪ I can't stand it ♪
- What do you want?
669
00:37:51,485 --> 00:37:53,005
Aims... I don't...
670
00:37:54,565 --> 00:37:56,365
Look, I don't understand
what I've done wrong.
671
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:58,965
Why can't we just get back together?
672
00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:01,925
Because you're embarrassing.
673
00:38:03,725 --> 00:38:04,805
I'm sorry, Adam.
674
00:38:07,365 --> 00:38:09,285
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
675
00:38:09,365 --> 00:38:12,765
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
676
00:38:12,845 --> 00:38:14,965
- Where's Eric?
- Suck, suck, suck a dick!
677
00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:17,245
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
678
00:38:17,325 --> 00:38:20,845
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
679
00:38:20,925 --> 00:38:21,925
What's going on?
680
00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:24,765
Tromboner's teaching them how
to give BJs. It is priceless!
681
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:26,565
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
682
00:38:26,645 --> 00:38:30,405
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
683
00:38:30,485 --> 00:38:32,365
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
684
00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:36,525
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
685
00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,605
- Suck, suck, suck a dick!
- Mm! Mm!
686
00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:42,125
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
Suck, suck, suck a dick!
687
00:38:42,205 --> 00:38:43,525
Adam, stop!
688
00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:46,045
- Suck, suck, suck a dick!
- Whoa!
689
00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:48,005
- Suck, suck, suck a dick!
- Calm down!
690
00:38:48,085 --> 00:38:51,365
Oh, my God! She's choking!
691
00:38:51,445 --> 00:38:53,285
- Move aside.
- Okay! We need help!
692
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:54,565
Move! Move! Olivia!
693
00:38:55,045 --> 00:38:56,565
What...
694
00:38:56,965 --> 00:39:00,605
♪ Withdraw my labor of love ♪
695
00:39:00,685 --> 00:39:04,885
♪ Gonna strike for the right ♪
♪ To get into your heart, yeah ♪
696
00:39:04,965 --> 00:39:07,565
- Oh! It's gone all ancient Rome.
- ♪ Withdraw my labor of love ♪
697
00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,045
- I'm sorry!
- My dress!
698
00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:12,405
♪ Gonna fight for the right ♪
♪ To get into your cold heart ♪
699
00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:14,605
- Stop!
- ♪ Ain't gonna work for you no more ♪
700
00:39:18,245 --> 00:39:19,885
Adam, what the fuck, man?
701
00:39:24,245 --> 00:39:25,645
Granny!
702
00:39:29,525 --> 00:39:32,085
Party!
703
00:39:33,365 --> 00:39:34,725
I smell puke.
704
00:39:35,765 --> 00:39:39,005
I need a wee and some crisps.
705
00:39:40,085 --> 00:39:43,045
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
- You always ruin everything.
706
00:39:43,565 --> 00:39:44,565
Go home.
707
00:39:47,205 --> 00:39:49,245
Hey, you know what's funny
about you and me, yeah,
708
00:39:49,925 --> 00:39:51,845
is that we're different,
but we're both the same.
709
00:39:52,245 --> 00:39:54,805
And we're just two
losers that nobody wants.
710
00:39:55,285 --> 00:39:56,605
And they don't want us because...
711
00:40:02,725 --> 00:40:03,765
Maeve.
712
00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:06,685
So, uh... regroup on Monday?
713
00:40:06,765 --> 00:40:09,925
Nah. This lot aren't
mature enough for therapy.
714
00:40:10,485 --> 00:40:11,725
It was a stupid idea.
715
00:40:12,525 --> 00:40:13,885
Sorry for wasting your time.
716
00:40:15,245 --> 00:40:16,485
See you around, Otis.
717
00:40:21,365 --> 00:40:23,085
It was lit. It was lit.
718
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:26,565
But, hey, did you guys
manage to find any clients?
719
00:40:28,165 --> 00:40:31,045
Doesn't matter. Maeve said
the whole thing is off, so...
720
00:40:31,365 --> 00:40:32,565
- What?
- Yeah.
721
00:40:32,645 --> 00:40:34,445
I thought you guys were
really onto something.
722
00:40:34,485 --> 00:40:35,965
I guess not.
723
00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:39,445
Aww. Listen, who needs her, anyway?
724
00:40:39,965 --> 00:40:44,525
There's plenty more hot,
scary fish in-a the sea. Okay?
725
00:40:47,165 --> 00:40:48,445
Dude, where's my hat?
726
00:40:49,685 --> 00:40:51,725
Um... I might have lost it.
727
00:40:52,405 --> 00:40:54,005
You're bad at bein' Hat Man.
728
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,325
- Sorry.
- No, you're... No, you're not sorry.
729
00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:00,061
- Look at you laughing.
- It's not funny.
730
00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:01,085
Like a dickhead.
731
00:41:01,085 --> 00:41:02,805
- Shut up.
- Like a fool.
732
00:41:02,885 --> 00:41:04,261
- All right.
- Like a h'idiot.
733
00:41:04,285 --> 00:41:07,285
Go clean yourself off.
734
00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:07,125
I understand that you may
feel that I crossed a boundary,
735
00:42:07,885 --> 00:42:09,900
and I want to give you an opportunity
736
00:42:09,901 --> 00:42:11,885
to be able to express your feelings.
737
00:42:12,285 --> 00:42:13,925
What is the point, Mum?
738
00:42:15,685 --> 00:42:16,725
You don't listen.
739
00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:19,925
What would you want me to hear?
740
00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:25,165
Stay out of my life.
741
00:42:27,285 --> 00:42:28,285
Okay?
742
00:42:41,245 --> 00:42:43,501
- That's a lie. That's a lie.
- Are you sure it's not...
743
00:42:46,205 --> 00:42:48,365
- Tromboner!
- Tromboner!
744
00:42:48,445 --> 00:42:49,445
Tromboner-boner!
745
00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:55,965
- Tromboner!
- Tromboner!
746
00:43:10,285 --> 00:43:11,605
Do you know why you're here?
747
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,285
Because I...
748
00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:18,325
did a fart on Mr. Hendricks' head?
749
00:43:18,405 --> 00:43:20,925
What? No! Jesus, Adam!
750
00:43:23,885 --> 00:43:25,645
I've just spoken to Aimee Gibbs' mother.
751
00:43:26,045 --> 00:43:28,965
She's been trying to get her mother
out of the carpet all weekend.
752
00:43:29,045 --> 00:43:31,605
- It wasn't my fault.
- No, no, no, no, it never is, is it?
753
00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:35,365
Why can't you be more like your sister?
754
00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:38,165
Diligent, reliable, resilient.
755
00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:41,805
I've just been on the
phone to Mountview Military.
756
00:43:41,845 --> 00:43:44,405
It is a very impressive institution.
757
00:43:45,005 --> 00:43:46,445
Don't push me.
758
00:43:47,885 --> 00:43:49,045
Understood?
759
00:43:55,405 --> 00:43:56,725
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
760
00:43:57,325 --> 00:43:58,445
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
761
00:43:59,045 --> 00:44:01,965
♪ I'm out of my
head, can't take it ♪
762
00:44:02,045 --> 00:44:03,085
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
763
00:44:03,165 --> 00:44:04,725
♪ Could I be wrong? ♪
764
00:44:04,805 --> 00:44:06,725
♪ But since you've been gone ♪
765
00:44:06,805 --> 00:44:09,445
♪ You cast a spell, so break it ♪
766
00:44:09,525 --> 00:44:10,765
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
767
00:44:18,365 --> 00:44:21,365
♪ Ever since you've been gone ♪
768
00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:35,125
Mm.
769
00:44:36,085 --> 00:44:37,685
I'm really freaked out by bumholes.
770
00:44:37,765 --> 00:44:40,421
Now, I know it's a sensitive issue,
but I heard you can help me out.
771
00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:42,485
- I can pay you if...
- Um...
772
00:44:42,565 --> 00:44:43,805
Can I get back to you?
773
00:44:44,285 --> 00:44:45,285
Yeah.
774
00:44:52,165 --> 00:44:54,965
I think I'm addicted to wanking.
775
00:44:55,925 --> 00:44:57,645
I'm kinda doin' it right now.
776
00:44:58,605 --> 00:44:59,685
Can you help?
777
00:44:59,765 --> 00:45:02,285
No private conversations, please.
778
00:45:09,005 --> 00:45:11,341
Is it weird that I always think
about the Queen when I come?
779
00:45:24,045 --> 00:45:26,085
- Eric!
- What?
780
00:45:26,165 --> 00:45:28,005
The sex pretzels! It worked!
781
00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:44,245
- We have sex pretzels!
- Clients. We've got clients.
782
00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:46,314
Numerous students have
approached me today
783
00:45:46,315 --> 00:45:47,365
hoping to secure our services.
784
00:45:47,925 --> 00:45:49,725
- And they're willing to pay.
- Keep talking.
785
00:45:50,685 --> 00:45:52,325
- Actually, that's it.
- That's it.
786
00:45:52,405 --> 00:45:54,085
Oh, okay. This is good.
787
00:45:54,165 --> 00:45:55,325
- Yeah.
- This is really good.
788
00:45:55,405 --> 00:45:57,365
- Mm.
- Um... So we're back on.
789
00:45:58,045 --> 00:46:01,085
Yes! Yes, but, um, toilet
cubicles aren't gonna work.
790
00:46:01,165 --> 00:46:03,485
I'm not a priest, so I need
to see people face to face.
791
00:46:03,565 --> 00:46:04,965
I thought you didn't wanna be seen.
792
00:46:05,045 --> 00:46:06,405
Well, yeah, but it's not about me.
793
00:46:07,045 --> 00:46:09,301
It's about them, and it needs
to feel like a conversation.
794
00:46:09,325 --> 00:46:11,685
Otherwise it's just too
much pressure for everyone.
795
00:46:11,765 --> 00:46:13,085
Okay. Okay.
796
00:46:13,165 --> 00:46:15,405
- I'll be in charge of bookings, schedules.
- Yeah.
797
00:46:15,485 --> 00:46:17,045
- Payments, that kind of thing.
- Yes.
798
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,565
Great. What shall I do?
799
00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:23,285
- Ah... There's...
- We could, um... try...
800
00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:24,605
- Uh...
- Yeah...
801
00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:27,565
- It's...
- Well...
802
00:46:27,845 --> 00:46:30,205
- Mm... We... need...
- Um...
803
00:46:30,725 --> 00:46:32,085
Yeah, it's cool. It's cool.
804
00:46:32,845 --> 00:46:34,365
No problemo.
805
00:46:34,445 --> 00:46:36,726
No, I've got lots of things
to be gettin' on with, anyway.
806
00:46:36,765 --> 00:46:39,245
I'm super busy. Super busy, Maeve.
807
00:46:39,645 --> 00:46:40,645
Okay.
808
00:46:41,165 --> 00:46:42,165
Um...
809
00:46:42,325 --> 00:46:44,925
But this is so great for you guys!
810
00:46:46,005 --> 00:46:48,165
Um... What does this mean?
811
00:46:48,925 --> 00:46:50,365
We're open for business.
812
00:46:55,325 --> 00:46:56,925
Let's go.
813
00:47:49,565 --> 00:47:51,165
Thanks for giving this another go.
814
00:47:52,245 --> 00:47:53,765
Let's talk about your problem.
815
00:47:53,845 --> 00:47:56,005
And I think we should
go back to the beginning.
816
00:47:56,405 --> 00:47:59,285
What makes you feel like you need
to give your boyfriend blow jobs?
817
00:47:59,365 --> 00:48:01,325
It's just so difficult to...
818
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:17,000
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