00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:16,484 [rumbling] 2 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,321 [crackling] 3 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:23,491 ASHLEY: 30 years ago, I found the book of the dead. 4 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,759 Now because I read from the book... 5 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,461 Misartar. 6 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,563 Evil has found me. 7 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:30,798 [screaming] 8 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,534 All roads to destroying this evil 9 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,702 lead to wear it all began. 10 00:00:35,727 --> 00:00:36,679 The cabin. 11 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,114 - Let's go back there and end it all. - You know I'm down. 12 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:41,475 The sooner this book is six feet under, the better. 13 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:42,710 [yells] 14 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:43,711 Yeah! 15 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:44,811 Here's the plan. 16 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:47,715 - Whoa! - Shoot first, think never. 17 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,484 - [thunder] - Whoa! 18 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,453 [grunting] 19 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:53,587 That didn't work. 20 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,153 Present the book to me and we'll finally end this. 21 00:00:56,178 --> 00:00:57,758 Ta demuche. 22 00:00:57,783 --> 00:00:58,909 Pablo! 23 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,027 [growls] 24 00:01:00,052 --> 00:01:01,570 You have no idea what you're doing. 25 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,294 Of course I know what I'm doing. 26 00:01:03,319 --> 00:01:04,638 I wrote this book. 27 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:10,538 Your stupid mortal toys mean nothing to me. 28 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:13,407 Take the deal then go back to Jacksonville. 29 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:17,178 I am offering you the undo button you wanted. 30 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:20,514 Normal life in Jacksonville, the three of us. 31 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,283 - I can do that. - Truce. 32 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:23,517 ♪ 33 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,652 Yeah! 34 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,155 [laughing] 35 00:01:27,281 --> 00:01:28,492 Whooo! 36 00:01:29,302 --> 00:01:32,138 Jacksonville here we come. 37 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,229 [crashing] 38 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,464 ♪ 39 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,170 ♪ 40 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:43,637 [distant screams] 41 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,412 [growling] 42 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,548 [grunts] 43 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,626 Mamma! 44 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:09,497 Atar. Artha. 45 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,399 [hacking and gagging] 46 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,507 - [groaning] - [liquid sizzling] 47 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:30,251 Artica abomino! 48 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,785 [yells] 49 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,621 [sizzling] 50 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,558 [grunts] 51 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,667 [creaking] 52 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,269 I have fought with Atilla the Hun 53 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,671 and Genghis Khan, 54 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,841 And this dipshit is my only hope? 55 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,576 Oh, fuck. What a mess. 56 00:02:58,446 --> 00:02:59,947 [growls] 57 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,916 ♪ 58 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,286 Summu Nura. 59 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,488 Ashrica. 60 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:10,758 Akrem. 61 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,427 Ash... 62 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,936 [revs chainsaw] 63 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,673 [screaming] 64 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,475 ♪ I don't care ♪ 65 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,118 - [screaming and cheering] - ♪ I love it ♪ 66 00:03:29,143 --> 00:03:31,580 ♪ I don't care ♪ 67 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,416 Jacksonville, I love you! 68 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:36,917 ALL: We love you, Ash! 69 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:37,918 I know you do! 70 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,720 Hey, I love me too! 71 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,189 [cheering] 72 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,591 [chanting] Ash! Ash! Ash! 73 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:44,792 Ash! Ash! Ash! 74 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,427 Ash! Ash! Ash! 75 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:47,595 Ash! Ash! Ash! 76 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:48,962 Ash! Ash! Ash! 77 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,631 Ash! Ash! Ash! 78 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,534 [cheering] 79 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,469 Oh, Jefe. 80 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,406 You know. You don't have to call him that any more Pablo. 81 00:03:58,506 --> 00:03:59,906 'Cause now he's just "water trash," 82 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,675 like everyone else in this town. 83 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,877 Especially non tippers like you, buddy. 84 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,446 Yeah, thanks. 85 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:06,714 Hey, come on, Kell, 86 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:07,981 Ash did what he had to do. 87 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,483 He saved us. 88 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,984 And left Ruby in charge. 89 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,486 You know what, I don't trust that bitch 90 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,172 as far as I can throw her. 91 00:04:14,197 --> 00:04:16,266 Kelly, there's someone wanting to pay. 92 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,991 ♪ I love it ♪ 93 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,660 Pull! 94 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,863 [cheering] 95 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,334 ♪ I love it ♪ 96 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,935 Looking good, Eli. 97 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,837 Hey, Sailor. 98 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,507 I had fun last night. 99 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,709 I think I remember that. 100 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,244 This is my daughter, Hannah. 101 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:39,513 Oh, how nice for you to meet me. 102 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,815 Can I, um, touch it? 103 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,351 [chuckles] 104 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,589 My God. 105 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,591 How does it work? 106 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:53,661 Uh, well, I think it's pretty obvious. 107 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,829 Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with ya, 108 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:59,667 I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good-weird or bad-weird. 109 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,001 But I'll get there though. 110 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,003 - [whoosh] - [laughter] 111 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:11,712 - [wind blowing] - [rattling] 112 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,549 Fu.. 113 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,818 Whoa! 114 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,753 [thunder] 115 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,724 [thunder] 116 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:26,927 [shrieks] 117 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,996 - [electricity buzzes] - Oh, shit! 118 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,402 - [storm stops] - [light buzzes] 119 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,006 My God... 120 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:42,443 I left the windows down in the Delta. 121 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,977 Whoa! 122 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,078 [screams] 123 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,447 [grunts] 124 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,015 Hey, hey! Time out! 125 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,870 You're not supposed to be here. 126 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,269 [yells] 127 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,088 Didn't you get the memo? 128 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,456 - There's a truce! - Talk to Ruby. 129 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,493 She sent us! 130 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,796 [shrieks] Balls to the wall! 131 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,767 [grunts] 132 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:12,673 Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy! 133 00:06:14,242 --> 00:06:15,808 What'd you call me? 134 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:19,512 Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw 135 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:23,216 Takes your head and skins you raw 136 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:26,619 Ashy Slashy, heaven and hell 137 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:30,556 Cuts out your tongue so you can't yell... 138 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,192 [chainsaw sputters] 139 00:06:35,761 --> 00:06:37,730 [crashing] 140 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,699 What the fuck is that?! 141 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,534 Shoot it in the head! 142 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,304 [yells] 143 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,905 Nooo! 144 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,875 [chainsaw buzzing] 145 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,348 [yelling] 146 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,321 [grunting] 147 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,261 Jefe! 148 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:10,896 Your blade! 149 00:07:10,996 --> 00:07:12,832 ♪ 150 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:22,275 [yells] 151 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,279 Ugh. 152 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:27,513 Huh? 153 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:29,849 Oh! 154 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,685 Give me your eyes! 155 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,254 [yelling] 156 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,756 Don't you want to fuck me now?! 157 00:07:43,028 --> 00:07:44,264 - Huh. - [dings] 158 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:45,265 [groans] 159 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,799 ♪ 160 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:51,271 [yells] 161 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,673 Get her off me! 162 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:58,411 I think we're good, Kell! 163 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:01,043 [grunting] 164 00:08:01,068 --> 00:08:02,904 Fucking skank! 165 00:08:05,951 --> 00:08:07,820 [screeching] 166 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,528 [chainsaw revving] 167 00:08:33,979 --> 00:08:35,548 [evil laughter] 168 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,585 You will die like all the others! 169 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,121 One by one, we will take you! 170 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,922 All of you! 171 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,658 [sinister laughter] 172 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,727 Ladies first. 173 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,629 ♪ 174 00:08:50,849 --> 00:08:54,732 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.MY-SUBS.com 175 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:58,504 Well, I guess it's safe to say, the truce is over. 176 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,073 Told you Ruby couldn't be trusted. 177 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,474 We've got to put our little thinking caps on 178 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:02,942 and do something... 179 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,677 Yes! You know I'm in. 180 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:07,113 I have been waiting to kick her ass. 181 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,248 Yeah, amen to that. 182 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,051 But how, Ruby could be anywhere? 183 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,222 I know where she is... 184 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:19,959 Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan. 185 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,061 That's my hometown. 186 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,662 Okay, that's a very specific guess. 187 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:26,566 The Deadite gave it away with that song. 188 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,634 That damn song... 189 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,270 Alright. 190 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,072 We're gonna go to Elk Grove. 191 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,105 We're gonna find Ruby 192 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,141 and I'm going to bury that Kandarian Dagger 193 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,077 deep into her strangely beautiful neck 194 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,678 and kill her where she stands. 195 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,081 We'll be back in Jacksonville by Friday. 196 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,983 Pablo, first round of 'Ritas is on you, because... 197 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,986 Oh, because it's the drink of my people. 198 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,687 That's a little racist, don't you think? 199 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,990 [chuckles] 200 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,292 Well, yeah. 201 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,128 ♪ 202 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,600 ♪ I seen a hand 203 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,369 ♪ I seen a vision ♪ 204 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:08,007 ♪ It was reaching ♪ ♪ through the clouds ♪ 205 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,276 ♪ To risk a dream ♪ 206 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,278 KELLY: Sinkholes are still being reported. 207 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:14,380 And look at this, Kenward County. 208 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,016 Violent crime and murder up 200% 209 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,784 from this time last year. 210 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:22,088 Yeah, Ruby's evil is seeping everywhere. 211 00:10:22,113 --> 00:10:24,481 Alright. We need a sketch of her to show the people in town. 212 00:10:24,506 --> 00:10:26,234 - Pablo? - I'm on it. 213 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,506 So, uh, why so long since you've been home? 214 00:10:32,356 --> 00:10:34,290 Oh, who drank all the beer? 215 00:10:34,315 --> 00:10:35,243 I got it. 216 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,303 Um, you. 217 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,314 Your bladder must be ready to explode. 218 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,803 - Oh, please, - [growling] 219 00:10:40,829 --> 00:10:42,964 I've been whizzing the whole time. 220 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,382 - [sinister laughter] - Ugh! 221 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,386 Ugh! 222 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:58,124 ♪ The shadow of this land ♪ 223 00:10:58,149 --> 00:11:00,153 - [thunder] - _ 224 00:11:00,178 --> 00:11:02,866 ♪ The old man is back again ♪ 225 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,733 BOY 1: Do it! I dare you. 226 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,769 - BOY 2: You do it. - BOY 1: Chicken. 227 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,071 - BOY 2: Don't say that. - BOY 1: Run! 228 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,574 Ashy Slashy's coming to get you! 229 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,279 You think Ruby's here?! 230 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,780 In a crack house? 231 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,184 No, this is my house. 232 00:11:24,804 --> 00:11:27,039 Or at least it used to be. 233 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:31,224 Oh, it's, it's... 234 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,558 nice. 235 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:33,859 Your parents still live here? 236 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,429 My parents died a long time ago. 237 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,532 Just um, give me a sec. 238 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,944 I've never seen the Jefe like this before. 239 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,274 Whatever happened in this town 240 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,476 seems to really haunt him. 241 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,545 Look at this creepy fucker. 242 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,214 Where? 243 00:11:58,148 --> 00:11:59,148 He was right... 244 00:11:59,173 --> 00:12:00,641 dude, he was right there. 245 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,019 [shrieks] 246 00:12:02,044 --> 00:12:03,356 Oh, shit! 247 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,325 Asshole. 248 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,338 [woman screams] 249 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,247 - [growling] - [woman screams] 250 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,353 [horror music on television] 251 00:12:44,771 --> 00:12:46,372 - [gunshot] - Oh! 252 00:12:46,661 --> 00:12:48,458 You come here to rob me, punk? 253 00:12:48,483 --> 00:12:49,918 Think I won't fight back? 254 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,277 I'm not robbing you. 255 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,541 Ashley? 256 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:57,103 Hello Dad. 257 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,665 Been a long time. 258 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,548 You look... 259 00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:05,393 Old. 260 00:13:05,755 --> 00:13:08,657 - Bloated. Like a sack of... - Yeah, I get the idea. 261 00:13:08,682 --> 00:13:09,867 How you been, pop? 262 00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:11,902 - What do you want? - Nothing. 263 00:13:11,927 --> 00:13:13,929 Can't a guy come and see his own father? 264 00:13:15,846 --> 00:13:17,347 What the hell is that? 265 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:19,769 Oh, it's um, a utility hand. 266 00:13:19,835 --> 00:13:21,011 A friend made it for me. 267 00:13:21,145 --> 00:13:23,323 Check it out. I'm better, stronger... 268 00:13:23,348 --> 00:13:24,403 - Faster? - Yeah! 269 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,884 Bullshit. Looks like some piece of crap made in China. 270 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:28,004 KELLY: What was that gun shot?! 271 00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:29,840 Alright, put down the guns! 272 00:13:29,865 --> 00:13:32,340 - What is going on? - You got a green card kid? 273 00:13:32,365 --> 00:13:35,217 Kelly, Pablo, meet my father. 274 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,295 Whoa. Filthy and fine. 275 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,579 Brock Williams. 276 00:13:39,604 --> 00:13:41,384 But you can call me Cock. 277 00:13:41,409 --> 00:13:43,047 He's your father alright. 278 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,227 Um, I thought you said your Dad was dead. 279 00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:48,609 Dead? He's the one that died. Not me. 280 00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,930 Uh, we were sort of dead to each other. 281 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,250 What have you done now? 282 00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:54,051 Nothing. We're just looking for someone. 283 00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:55,310 Pablo... 284 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,884 I drew most of it while the car was moving, but... 285 00:14:00,462 --> 00:14:02,059 What? You're looking for Bigfoot? 286 00:14:02,084 --> 00:14:03,826 It was a bumpy ride! 287 00:14:03,851 --> 00:14:05,074 Okay, you know what? Forget it. 288 00:14:05,099 --> 00:14:06,309 You don't want to help, that's fine. 289 00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:07,957 Some things never change. 290 00:14:08,023 --> 00:14:09,423 Oh, still the victim with you, huh. 291 00:14:09,491 --> 00:14:11,293 Always somebody else's fault. 292 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,128 Somebody else made you go to that cabin. 293 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,862 Somebody else chopped your hand off... 294 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,941 - Ah, no, I did that. - Somebody else killed your girl. 295 00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:18,245 No, I did that too. 296 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,502 Come on, Dad, you know exactly what happened. 297 00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:22,251 Why didn't you set those people straight? 298 00:14:22,276 --> 00:14:23,791 Because you should have. 299 00:14:23,816 --> 00:14:25,407 Instead you let 'em beat you down 300 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,559 and you ran away with your tail between your legs. 301 00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:29,486 Thank God your mother wasn't here to see that. 302 00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:31,413 I did what I had to do. 303 00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:34,781 Ashley, it's taken me a long time 304 00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:36,564 to get my life back together. 305 00:14:37,281 --> 00:14:41,688 I think it's best that you and the "illegal" here just leave. 306 00:14:42,366 --> 00:14:44,301 Kelly, would you like to have dinner with me? 307 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:46,328 That's a hard pass. 308 00:14:47,496 --> 00:14:49,364 Get out. 309 00:14:53,368 --> 00:14:54,657 Let's go. 310 00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:56,471 ♪ 311 00:14:58,573 --> 00:15:00,575 [indistinct TV chatter] 312 00:15:15,757 --> 00:15:18,293 [bell tolling] 313 00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:22,737 Elk Grove. 314 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,616 Hasn't changed a bit. 315 00:15:24,641 --> 00:15:26,034 What's the plan? 316 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,411 We split up. Ask around. 317 00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:28,537 You! 318 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,625 You ruined my life. 319 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,040 I've ruined a lot of people's lives. 320 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:38,791 Here, man. I've got some change. 321 00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:42,201 _ 322 00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:48,372 How... what the... 323 00:15:50,078 --> 00:15:51,583 How did... 324 00:15:52,005 --> 00:15:53,263 Thanks. 325 00:15:54,771 --> 00:15:56,294 Okay, let's go. 326 00:15:56,319 --> 00:15:57,755 Jacksonville's waiting. 327 00:16:06,677 --> 00:16:08,845 - [music playing] - [indistinct chatter] 328 00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:14,040 Whoa, Ash Williams. 329 00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,445 [chatter stops] 330 00:16:18,907 --> 00:16:20,644 Ash? 331 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,477 Ash Williams, is that you? 332 00:16:23,502 --> 00:16:24,890 Linda Bates! 333 00:16:24,915 --> 00:16:27,446 Holy hell... Wow. 334 00:16:27,727 --> 00:16:29,749 It's been so long. 335 00:16:29,774 --> 00:16:31,686 You look great in that waitress get-up. 336 00:16:31,711 --> 00:16:33,087 Probably even better out of it. 337 00:16:33,112 --> 00:16:34,445 - [chuckles] - Same Ash. 338 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,698 All okay here? 339 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,365 Yeah. 340 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,119 Little Tommy Emery?! 341 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,120 It's Sheriff Emery now. 342 00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:42,596 And I'm all grown up. 343 00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:43,674 You can ask around. 344 00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:44,979 Oh. 345 00:16:46,415 --> 00:16:48,100 Oh, you... 346 00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:51,078 - No! You married Safety Boy? - Who? 347 00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,578 That's what we called him back when he was a Hall Monitor. 348 00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:55,868 Remember the time you peed your pants outside the locker room? 349 00:16:55,893 --> 00:16:57,345 Because you were leaning on the door. 350 00:16:57,370 --> 00:17:00,023 - Guilty. - Hey, that was such a long time ago. 351 00:17:00,048 --> 00:17:01,913 - Right, honey? - No. 352 00:17:02,319 --> 00:17:03,523 Can you give us a second? 353 00:17:03,548 --> 00:17:04,649 Sure. 354 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,064 Mm, mm, mm... 355 00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,159 Hey. 356 00:17:09,184 --> 00:17:10,379 Hey! 357 00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:12,565 You've got some huge balls 358 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,251 showing your face in this town. 359 00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:15,677 Yeah, I do. 360 00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,512 Notice I never wear gym shorts. 361 00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,548 I'm here on business, looking for a woman. 362 00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:20,715 She's bad news. 363 00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:21,916 If I don't find her, 364 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:23,818 you might actually have something to do around here. 365 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,854 Well then, let's find her for you. 366 00:17:25,954 --> 00:17:29,999 Everyone, this is Ash. 367 00:17:30,024 --> 00:17:32,639 Some of you may know him as Ashy Slashy, 368 00:17:32,664 --> 00:17:35,061 because he went crazy and chopped up his friends. 369 00:17:35,086 --> 00:17:36,530 Okay, that's not true. 370 00:17:36,565 --> 00:17:38,334 I did not go crazy. 371 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:39,813 I knew exactly what I was doing 372 00:17:39,838 --> 00:17:41,657 when I chopped up my friends. 373 00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:45,740 And now, Ashy Slashy is back in town 374 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,576 looking for a new woman. 375 00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:49,415 So, what do people think? 376 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,180 Should we help Ash find another victim? 377 00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,621 Or should we kick him back 378 00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,739 to whatever rock he was hiding under? 379 00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,386 Fuck this sicko! He's got to go! 380 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,011 Yeah! Get him out! 381 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,276 Ashy Slashy! 382 00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:03,758 [chanting] Ashy Slashy! Ashy Slashy! 383 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:08,645 Ashy Slashy! Ashy Slashy! Ashy Slashy! 384 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,518 Ashy Slashy! 385 00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:11,770 No. 386 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,628 No more running away. 387 00:18:15,649 --> 00:18:16,817 [gasps] 388 00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:18,873 Alright. Get the gum out of your ears and listen up, 389 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,448 you inbred, degenerate screw heads... 390 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:22,677 except you Linda. 391 00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,579 You're so not like them. 392 00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:28,583 Yes, I am Ashy Slashy, 393 00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:31,353 the Boomstick Butcher with the Chainsaw Hand. 394 00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:33,588 But you nimrods got me all wrong... 395 00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,525 I'm here to save this town, to save my town, 396 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,360 whether you like it or not. 397 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:40,562 Now I'm here looking for somebody. 398 00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,799 Check it out. 399 00:18:44,899 --> 00:18:46,568 She goes by the name of Ruby. 400 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,137 Anybody? 401 00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:50,505 You use your chainsaw to draw that? 402 00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:53,041 [laughter] 403 00:18:53,142 --> 00:18:54,509 Time to leave, Ash. 404 00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:56,378 Oh, I'm gonna leave alright. 405 00:18:56,478 --> 00:18:58,147 And don't you worry, 406 00:18:58,213 --> 00:19:00,149 after I save all your sorry asses, 407 00:19:00,249 --> 00:19:03,746 you won't see me again for another thirty years dicksticks! 408 00:19:03,771 --> 00:19:05,587 - Loser! - Yeah! 409 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,189 [laughter] 410 00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:23,538 ♪ 411 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,183 [unintelligible whisper] 412 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,636 ♪ 413 00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:00,909 Ugh! 414 00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:04,145 [gasps] 415 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,829 Nooooo! 416 00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:14,656 [screaming] 417 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,857 Hey! Hey! 418 00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,730 Take it easy. 419 00:20:17,755 --> 00:20:18,800 [panting] 420 00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:19,847 Pablo? 421 00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:21,273 What's wrong? 422 00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:24,333 I just saw Ruby. 423 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,434 - Saw Ruby? Where? - I don't know. 424 00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:27,836 I just had a weird vision of her 425 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,240 in front of a big brick building. 426 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,908 There were uh, these smoke stacks there... 427 00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:35,310 Two big smoke stacks? 428 00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:36,711 Yeah. 429 00:20:37,346 --> 00:20:39,914 That sounds like the crematorium... 430 00:20:40,014 --> 00:20:41,650 ♪ 431 00:20:46,721 --> 00:20:48,757 This is it. 432 00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:51,245 I saw it so clearly. 433 00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:53,695 Pablo, how long you been having these visions? 434 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,298 Ever since Ruby put that book on my face 435 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,253 I've been having... nightmares. 436 00:20:58,278 --> 00:20:59,701 But they happen while I'm awake. 437 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:00,935 How come you never said something? 438 00:21:01,035 --> 00:21:03,872 I was afraid. 439 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,308 I don't know what's happening to me, Jefe. 440 00:21:07,276 --> 00:21:09,311 Lets go get some answers. 441 00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:10,812 ♪ 442 00:21:23,057 --> 00:21:25,294 [chimes] 443 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,428 [dings] 444 00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,964 We gave peace a chance. 445 00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:32,301 Now it's time for war. 446 00:21:48,049 --> 00:21:49,851 [low rumble] 447 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,530 Alright, you two go that way. 448 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:57,000 But remember, these weapons are only gonna stun Ruby. 449 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,902 So use them to knock her down or whatever. 450 00:21:59,002 --> 00:22:01,004 Then before she heals... 451 00:22:01,104 --> 00:22:03,573 I'm gonna put an end to this horse pucky once and for all. 452 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,451 Oh, god! 453 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,320 [growl] 454 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,889 [pipes rattle] 455 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,016 [rattling] 456 00:23:09,072 --> 00:23:10,072 Ruby! 457 00:23:10,106 --> 00:23:12,142 I know you're out there! 458 00:23:23,798 --> 00:23:25,026 Hey! 459 00:23:26,122 --> 00:23:27,307 Creepy kid? 460 00:23:27,332 --> 00:23:28,471 You grew up quick! 461 00:23:28,496 --> 00:23:30,440 You should not have come back, Ashley. 462 00:23:30,465 --> 00:23:33,167 [grunts] 463 00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:35,011 [sinister laugh] 464 00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:37,936 Ugh. 465 00:23:43,571 --> 00:23:44,874 Ash!? 466 00:23:45,462 --> 00:23:47,079 - Ash? - It's that way. 467 00:23:47,104 --> 00:23:48,774 - Ah! - Kelly! 468 00:23:49,074 --> 00:23:50,209 Kelly! 469 00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:52,809 Kell! 470 00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,203 [yelling] 471 00:23:56,152 --> 00:23:58,188 [panting] 472 00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:11,803 Kelly! 473 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,117 [Deadite groaning] 474 00:24:16,142 --> 00:24:17,810 [Pablo gasps] 475 00:24:21,081 --> 00:24:22,883 [bones creaking] 476 00:24:27,912 --> 00:24:29,948 [grunting] 477 00:24:32,911 --> 00:24:34,746 [chainsaw buzzes] 478 00:24:38,674 --> 00:24:41,072 Yeah, that's it! 479 00:24:41,431 --> 00:24:43,274 Run home and cry to Mamma! 480 00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:45,076 You tell her Ashley J Williams 481 00:24:45,101 --> 00:24:46,588 is looking for her. 482 00:24:46,613 --> 00:24:47,849 Huh! 483 00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:51,941 Oh... 484 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:54,077 Why you... 485 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:59,049 [coughs] 486 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,650 My goodness. 487 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:07,123 [Deadite whispers] 488 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,680 [screech] 489 00:25:36,386 --> 00:25:38,188 [panting] 490 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:56,306 [yelling] 491 00:25:57,273 --> 00:26:01,640 Kelly, you're stronger than Ash. 492 00:26:01,665 --> 00:26:05,975 Why follow when you should lead. 493 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,201 Ah! 494 00:26:12,355 --> 00:26:14,357 Join us. 495 00:26:14,457 --> 00:26:16,359 [choking] 496 00:26:24,488 --> 00:26:28,371 [singing] ♪ We're gonna get you... ♪ 497 00:26:28,471 --> 00:26:32,070 ♪ We're gonna get you... ♪ 498 00:26:32,095 --> 00:26:36,374 ♪ We're gonna get you... ♪ 499 00:26:36,399 --> 00:26:38,484 - Ah! - ♪ We're gonna get you... ♪ 500 00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,078 Get this! 501 00:26:44,444 --> 00:26:45,463 Hah! 502 00:26:45,488 --> 00:26:48,358 Yippee Kai-aye mother fu... 503 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,526 [laughter] 504 00:26:55,369 --> 00:26:56,885 Oh, shit... 505 00:26:57,389 --> 00:26:58,783 Oh! 506 00:26:58,808 --> 00:26:59,979 Fuck! 507 00:27:00,004 --> 00:27:01,139 Help! 508 00:27:01,281 --> 00:27:02,783 Help! 509 00:27:02,808 --> 00:27:04,497 Ash! 510 00:27:07,539 --> 00:27:09,233 [whispers & echoes] Ash. 511 00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:17,387 [whispers & echoes] Ash. 512 00:27:29,694 --> 00:27:31,334 - Ash? - [screams] 513 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,214 You actually found me. 514 00:27:34,239 --> 00:27:35,682 Don't be so surprised you know. 515 00:27:35,707 --> 00:27:38,665 I do have my moments like this one. 516 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:41,075 - Hey. - You broke our truce, why? 517 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,902 I had no option. 518 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,323 I had to summon you... 519 00:27:44,348 --> 00:27:46,386 What? So you can sic your creepy ass kids on me? 520 00:27:46,411 --> 00:27:47,786 No. 521 00:27:47,811 --> 00:27:50,922 My children have turned on me. I have lost control of them. 522 00:27:51,022 --> 00:27:53,307 They want the Necronomicon. They're trying to destroy me. 523 00:27:53,332 --> 00:27:55,205 [fake cry] Poor Ruby. 524 00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:57,401 Yeah, welcome to my world, sweet cheeks. 525 00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,830 Doesn't feel so good, does it? 526 00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:00,898 At least you still have all your appendages! 527 00:28:00,998 --> 00:28:02,099 Now Ash... 528 00:28:02,776 --> 00:28:04,101 I need your help... 529 00:28:04,201 --> 00:28:05,315 Oh. 530 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:06,742 Oh, you need my help? 531 00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:07,872 Okay, first of all, 532 00:28:07,972 --> 00:28:10,192 screw you and your ugly ass kids. 533 00:28:10,217 --> 00:28:11,217 Here's what, I need. 534 00:28:11,242 --> 00:28:12,910 I need to be back in Jacksonville 535 00:28:12,935 --> 00:28:14,253 on my second keg of beer, 536 00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:17,198 putting my spicy man meat into a mother-daughter sandwich, 537 00:28:17,223 --> 00:28:18,357 that's what I need. 538 00:28:18,382 --> 00:28:20,836 As unappetizing as that sounds, 539 00:28:20,861 --> 00:28:22,887 you can still have all of that. 540 00:28:23,062 --> 00:28:24,196 Just trust me. 541 00:28:24,221 --> 00:28:26,891 - Help me stop my childre... - [growls] 542 00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:27,967 Hey! 543 00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:29,861 I wasn't done with her! 544 00:28:31,681 --> 00:28:33,299 Help! 545 00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:35,867 Help! 546 00:28:35,933 --> 00:28:38,010 Pablo help! 547 00:28:40,837 --> 00:28:42,572 [gasps] 548 00:28:47,444 --> 00:28:49,146 [coughing] 549 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,133 [grunts] 550 00:29:00,986 --> 00:29:02,955 Mamma. 551 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:11,268 Three creepy kids. 552 00:29:11,368 --> 00:29:13,170 Well, Ruby's a big girl. 553 00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:15,230 I'm sure she can handle herself. 554 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,351 Gah! 555 00:29:27,451 --> 00:29:29,828 Where is the Necronomicon? 556 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:31,555 What have you done with it? 557 00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:33,290 I'll never tell you. 558 00:29:35,459 --> 00:29:37,094 [yells in pain] 559 00:29:40,097 --> 00:29:42,333 Oh, those damn radar eyes. 560 00:29:43,447 --> 00:29:45,049 Do I save her 'cause I should? 561 00:29:45,558 --> 00:29:47,138 Or cause she's hot? 562 00:29:48,652 --> 00:29:50,995 Mamma. 563 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,044 ASH: [whistles] 564 00:29:53,144 --> 00:29:55,110 Alright, you naked assholes, 565 00:29:55,135 --> 00:29:57,270 time to pick on someone your own size. 566 00:29:57,412 --> 00:29:58,981 [growls] 567 00:30:03,565 --> 00:30:04,700 [growls] 568 00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:09,260 [revs chainsaw] 569 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,578 You want some?! 570 00:30:14,331 --> 00:30:16,367 [yells] 571 00:30:19,336 --> 00:30:21,580 You feel that? Huh? Do you? 572 00:30:21,605 --> 00:30:24,608 You feel that? [laughing] 573 00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:26,277 Do you? 574 00:30:37,321 --> 00:30:41,644 The Necronomicon says you are humanity's true savior. 575 00:30:41,942 --> 00:30:44,956 This is where your story ends, Jefe! 576 00:30:46,463 --> 00:30:48,132 [shriek] 577 00:31:01,345 --> 00:31:02,747 Mom. 578 00:31:06,641 --> 00:31:08,242 I'm sorry. 579 00:31:16,336 --> 00:31:18,117 Sorry, creepy kid. 580 00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:19,243 Playtime's over. 581 00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,737 Night-night. 582 00:31:48,211 --> 00:31:49,803 I told you you could trust me. 583 00:31:49,828 --> 00:31:52,223 - Jefe!? - Stay the fuck away from him! 584 00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:53,530 I got this. 585 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,364 I've made a huge mess. 586 00:31:56,389 --> 00:32:00,042 Yeah, you really fudged the bowl this time, didn't you? 587 00:32:00,067 --> 00:32:01,870 And now you want me to put the old rubber gloves on 588 00:32:01,895 --> 00:32:03,303 and help you scrub it clean. 589 00:32:03,403 --> 00:32:05,567 Part of me is already regretting calling you here. 590 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:06,597 Get used to that feeling. 591 00:32:06,622 --> 00:32:07,699 - Where's the book? - Hid it. 592 00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:08,958 Go get it. 593 00:32:09,148 --> 00:32:11,828 My children are too powerful for me alone. 594 00:32:12,262 --> 00:32:14,430 Ash, I need you. 595 00:32:14,865 --> 00:32:17,240 All of you, help me retrieve the Book 596 00:32:17,265 --> 00:32:19,034 and send them back to Hell. 597 00:32:19,059 --> 00:32:20,894 Give me a second. 598 00:32:20,919 --> 00:32:22,438 You guys good with that? 599 00:32:22,904 --> 00:32:24,161 Huh? 600 00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:25,770 Okay. 601 00:32:25,795 --> 00:32:26,934 We get the Book. 602 00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:28,610 Send your loser kids back to Hell... 603 00:32:28,644 --> 00:32:30,555 we're back in Jacksonville by Friday. 604 00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:33,783 Pablo, first round of 'Ritas is on you, because... 605 00:32:33,884 --> 00:32:36,186 Ah, yeah, you already used that one. 606 00:32:36,211 --> 00:32:37,670 - Really? - Word-for-word. 607 00:32:37,695 --> 00:32:38,696 Wow. 608 00:32:39,199 --> 00:32:40,934 Maybe I'm getting that bad memory disease. 609 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,380 - Alzheimer's? - Alzheimer's?! 610 00:32:42,405 --> 00:32:43,708 That's a bad memory disease. 611 00:32:43,733 --> 00:32:44,968 Why would you mention that? 612 00:32:44,993 --> 00:32:46,995 Focus up, we got work to do! 613 00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:50,462 Let's go save the world. 614 00:32:50,487 --> 00:32:53,736 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.MY-SUBS.com 615 00:32:53,761 --> 00:32:55,963 ♪ 616 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,617 ♪ Been sailing the space waves ♪ 617 00:33:03,642 --> 00:33:06,412 ♪ It seems like forever ♪ 618 00:33:09,749 --> 00:33:14,453 ♪ I can't count the miles ♪ ♪ my mind has flown ♪ 619 00:33:17,656 --> 00:33:19,263 ♪ Yeah people ♪ 620 00:33:19,271 --> 00:33:21,507 ♪ I've been somewhere ♪ 621 00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:24,644 ♪ While on my way to nowhere ♪ 622 00:33:24,744 --> 00:33:27,279 ♪ And I discovered my ways ♪ 623 00:33:27,379 --> 00:33:30,617 ♪ Have a mind of their own ♪ 624 00:33:34,286 --> 00:33:36,188 ♪ I'm a star rider ♪ 625 00:33:36,288 --> 00:33:39,225 ♪ In a race about me ♪ 626 00:33:42,161 --> 00:33:44,697 ♪ I'm here for the romance ♪ 627 00:33:44,797 --> 00:33:47,099 ♪ Think of this song ♪