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Fuck!
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Hey, what's the ink?
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"Blessed is he who bestows pain."
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Try this piece of poetry.
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It'll blow your mind.
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What the hell is this doin' here?
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You have to bury it deep,
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deep below the place
where your journey began.
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Let's go back there and end it all.
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Hello pussies!
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That didn't work.
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You have to use the Kandarian Dagger
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to de-face the book.
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Kumaarizma.
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Pablo!
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You have no idea what you're doin'!
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Help!
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Do something!
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Of course I know what I'm doing.
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I wrote this book.
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- Help them!
- Help them!
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You wrote it?
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Come on!
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Pablo stay calm.
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- You mean like, the whole thing?
- We're gonna get it off...
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Yes, and now that
you've returned it to me,
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everything in here will be
let loose upon the world.
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Well, aren't we the tricky little bitch.
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Please, help get it off my face!
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Baby, I've missed ya!
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Wow, I dumped you at
just the right time.
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Pucker up and give me a kiss!
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Fat fuckin' chance!
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Oh, oh, shit!
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Oh, shit!
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Kelly, please, help!
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Get it off of my face!
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Stay back,
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he's mine!
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No!
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Kelly! Kelly!
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Come on!
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I'm gonna swallow your soul!
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Amanda, whenever you think about us,
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you might wanna forget this part!
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Pablo?
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Pablo?!
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Aw, crap.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Okay.
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That lady has my book,
and she has my Pablo.
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I gotta save him.
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I'm not losin' anybody
else I care about.
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That includes me, right?
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Of course.
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And, and me.
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Um, yeah.
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Yeah sure, just, you
know, stay close to her.
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What the hell is happenin' down there?
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I have no idea.
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Guy at the bookstore said
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The Necronomicon was
written by The Dark Ones.
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So, that's what we're dealin' with.
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The Dark Ones?
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That's a rough nickname.
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Yeah, well, at least they're honest.
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We know she's not down
there startin' a charity.
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She's gonna take that Book,
and summon who knows what.
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What, like more, more demons?
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Yeah, demons, devils,
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things that go bump in the night.
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All right, I'm goin' down there.
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Kelly, other girl,
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you stay here and guard this door,
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make sure it stays open.
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I've been stuck down there before,
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and it's not exactly Mardi Gras.
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No, I'm coming with you.
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No, you're not. That's a bad idea.
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No, it's a bad idea to go alone.
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Come on.
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- She can walk fine.
- Mm-hm.
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That's my Pablo down there too.
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Ash...
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I'm gonna pop that tall
bitch right in the face.
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Okay... let's end this.
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Oh, maybe it was just a rat.
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Who knows?
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Ash!
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What the fuck...?
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"The fuck" what?
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Oh, ha-ha, hi...
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Lilly, Lilith,
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mm, Anna Mae...?
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- Lucy.
- Oh, yeah.
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I never would have got that.
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Come on.
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Are you gonna read your
poetry to me, or what?
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You mean this?
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You said you would.
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Please?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Uh, I think I already
read this to you, didn't I?
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- No...
- No?
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I think I'd remember that.
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Wait a minute.
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You think this could
all just be a dream then?
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All what?
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Reading from the book,
people gettin' possessed,
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bringin' out the
chainsaw, the boomstick,
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choppin' people up.
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I don't know about any of that.
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Doesn't sound like fun.
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Yeah, no shit, doll-face.
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I was doin' the choppin'.
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So then...
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you don't wanna read that book to me?
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Oh, hell no.
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Then don't.
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Shit on a biscuit!
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Colorful language.
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You've always been good with words.
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Don't act like you know me.
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Oh, but I do.
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See one day long ago,
you appeared in my book.
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El Jefe.
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That's Mister Jefe to you.
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And I knew, that you were the one
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who was destined to stand against me.
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But the end of your
story's not yet written.
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Now Ash, do you really
think that I want you,
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and your little friends to die?
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Yes?
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No.
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I just want things to go back
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to the way they were,
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when The Dark Ones ruled
over the evil forces on Earth.
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Yeah, well, I just wanna bang
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Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island,
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but that ain't gonna happen.
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The world is in chaos,
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and I want order.
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To consolidate the dark
forces under one ruler.
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Me.
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Oh, so you're the good guy now?
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What, you wanna control all these demons
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like The Godfather?
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Exactly.
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Yeah, well, I hated that movie.
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Too long and boring,
and not enough boobies.
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I'm more of a Death Wish kinda guy.
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You are the one obstacle in my way.
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So, what's your price?
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What do you really want?
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What do I want?
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I want this to be done.
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I want the last 40 years of my life...
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10 years.
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I want the last years of
my life to be worth living.
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I want a 20 ounce steak
every night for dinner.
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A little pad of butter right there.
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I want cable TV, with
all the premium channels.
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And Jacksonville.
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Take it.
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I can give you all of that.
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Oh, okay. No, no, no.
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You're just tryin' to beguile me
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with those radar eyes of yours.
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I call bullshit!
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What you should be calling is a truce.
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Lay down your weapons,
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and go back to your life.
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I am offering you
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the undo button you wanted.
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Take it.
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Truce?
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I could get into that.
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Or...
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I could kill you now!
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Oh, oh, shit.
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Kelly! Open up!
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Help me pull.
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Ah, shit!
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God damn it.
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Maybe I should've taken that deal.
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Don't worry, Pedro, I'm comin' for ya!
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Ah, ah, Pablo, I meant Pablo.
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Jesus, must've really whacked my beaner.
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Ah, fuck!
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It's never gonna open.
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Not if I have somethin' to say about it.
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Get out of the way.
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Oh, fuck!
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- Fuck!
- Is that the old guy's blood?
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No, it's the cabin fuckin' with us!
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...a number of years now
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since I began excavating
the ruins of Kandar,
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with a group of my colleagues.
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Now my wife and I...
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We need to get out of here, Kelly, okay?
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We need to leave. Like now.
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I hate this place!
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Well, then let's just go!
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Are you high?!
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Those are my friends trapped down there.
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Yes, but we don't have to be, okay?!
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I didn't even wanna be here!
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I didn't even want to go hiking!
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I hate hiking, and now
we're gonna die in here!
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You realize it don't you?!
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A volume of ancient
Sumerian burial practices,
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and funerary...
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Oh, my... what?
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Oh, my God!
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Get ahold of yourself, woman!
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Hey, you know I've
always wanted to do that.
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Real talk time. Okay?
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Yeah?
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You stick here with me,
we can help Ash and Pablo,
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and maybe have a chance to see tomorrow.
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We walk out now, and there
won't be a tomorrow...
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but you know what?
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You will make a really pretty corpse.
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Don't talk down to me, all right?
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I'm studying to be a dental hygienist,
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and I don't need...
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- Help...!
- Heather!
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Somebody!
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Kelly, Kelly...!
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Kelly, help! Kelly...!
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Heather!
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Kelly, help me!
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Kelly!
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Help me!
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Ash, somebody!
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Kelly!
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- Help me, please!
- Shh.
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Please, no.
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- I can't do this.
- You have to do this.
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You are the Ore Magnus Necronomicon.
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Please?
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Please kill me now.
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You will be dead
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as soon as all my children are free.
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Akka-Mana, Demonium.
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Akka-Mana, Demonium.
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The fuck are you doin', Ruby?
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Abomino coznius!
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Abomino coz...
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, God damn.
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That's why I didn't have kids.
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Daknar Abomino...
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Daknar Abomino,
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Abomino exitus.
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The fuck was that?
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Heather!
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Help me! It's attacking me!
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Heather, you gotta get to that door!
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Right now!
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No! I'm gonna die in here!
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No, you're not! You listen to me, okay?
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You are gonna go on, and be the best,
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dental hygienist that ever
lived in the history of England,
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or wherever it is you're from!
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Oh, shit!
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Heather!
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Heather?!
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Heather!
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Ash has failed!
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The world belongs to us now.
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Mankind is doomed,
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and as for your boyfriend Pablo...
275
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,251
He's not my boyfriend!
276
00:20:11,812 --> 00:20:13,762
It's just you and me now.
277
00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:18,984
Ash, let's do this.
278
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,070
I'm Ruby, I'm The Dark One.
279
00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:23,238
I wrote The Necronomicon.
280
00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:24,239
Yeah? I don't give a shit!
281
00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:25,240
You fucked things up worse
282
00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:26,635
than I ever fucked things up lady,
283
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,860
so fuck you and the
horse you rode in on.
284
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:31,997
Guess what, there's
a new sheriff in town.
285
00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,624
Ah! Creepy kid.
286
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,628
All right look, I'm
gonna count to three.
287
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,179
You better be gone. You got that?
288
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:51,183
One...
289
00:20:55,272 --> 00:20:57,105
two...
290
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,107
it's a fuckin' shotgun, kid!
291
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,861
Last chance...
292
00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:06,898
three.
293
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,453
Get off me!
294
00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:17,959
Get off me you little shit!
295
00:21:39,149 --> 00:21:41,599
Now I got ya.
296
00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:11,629
Someone needs to wash
your mouth out, kid.
297
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,102
And that someone is me.
298
00:23:00,147 --> 00:23:02,180
What are you gonna do now, ha!
299
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:14,909
Homemade flamethrower...
300
00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:16,528
Pablo would be proud.
301
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:26,120
Yeah! Whoo!
302
00:23:26,173 --> 00:23:28,423
How does it feel?!
303
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,546
Okay kids, the birthday party is over.
304
00:23:54,317 --> 00:23:56,568
Well, that was easy.
305
00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:59,487
Okay, let's close the show
with a little neck music.
306
00:24:04,794 --> 00:24:06,794
Whoa! Yes!
307
00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:09,297
Burn baby!
308
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,513
Okay! Okay!
309
00:25:02,302 --> 00:25:03,768
Pablo, the hell are you doin'?
310
00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:04,769
It's me!
311
00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,638
Ash...
312
00:25:06,690 --> 00:25:08,273
I have no choice!
313
00:25:15,031 --> 00:25:18,783
You're a dead man, Ash.
314
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,818
Don't Pablo. I'm not gonna fight you.
315
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:22,904
I don't wanna lose anybody else!
316
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,656
Ash?
317
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,990
Ash...
318
00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:30,461
Ash, I... I, I...
319
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:37,969
Ash, I'm still gonna kill you.
320
00:26:00,327 --> 00:26:01,359
Ash?
321
00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,332
Pablo?
322
00:26:37,397 --> 00:26:38,813
Pablo, don't! Don't!
323
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:39,781
I don't wanna hurt you!
324
00:26:39,816 --> 00:26:41,482
It's over.
325
00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:44,902
Just do it! Behead me!
326
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:45,904
No!
327
00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:47,071
Let go my blade!
328
00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,657
Kill me, please!
329
00:26:55,832 --> 00:26:58,583
- Kill me!
- No!
330
00:26:58,635 --> 00:27:00,918
Kill me!
331
00:27:11,981 --> 00:27:14,265
You forgot to remind me to gas her up!
332
00:27:14,317 --> 00:27:16,067
Pablo, you beautiful idiot!
333
00:27:18,822 --> 00:27:21,439
Now it's your turn.
334
00:27:31,835 --> 00:27:35,787
In your next life, learn to read.
335
00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:36,789
Stop!
336
00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:02,146
What the hell?
337
00:28:02,198 --> 00:28:06,901
Your stupid mortal
toys mean nothing to me.
338
00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:11,823
But before I kill you,
my book needs a new cover.
339
00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:13,407
A new what-what?
340
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:14,659
Oh, no, no, no! Not me!
341
00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:15,743
Oh, no!
342
00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,161
Not the face!
343
00:28:17,213 --> 00:28:19,664
Not the face!
344
00:28:19,716 --> 00:28:23,384
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
345
00:28:23,419 --> 00:28:26,420
I just gotta know, have you lost weight?
346
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:32,260
Pablo!
347
00:28:34,931 --> 00:28:37,515
Well, I guess this doesn't count
348
00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:40,184
as one of my "Stupid mortal toys."
349
00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:43,821
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this, Ruby,
350
00:28:43,857 --> 00:28:46,107
'cause I dislike you, a lot.
351
00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:49,610
You get that fuckin'
book off my friend's face.
352
00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:50,912
Stop!
353
00:28:50,947 --> 00:28:52,079
Or what?
354
00:28:52,115 --> 00:28:53,664
Gonna kill me?
355
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:57,118
- You do it, and they're both dead.
- Pablo!
356
00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,337
Ash! Ash, help!
357
00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:02,206
I'm killing her!
358
00:29:02,258 --> 00:29:04,375
And after The Book has killed her,
359
00:29:04,427 --> 00:29:05,793
it'll kill him too.
360
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,044
Nothing you can do about it.
361
00:29:07,096 --> 00:29:08,596
Except kill you.
362
00:29:08,631 --> 00:29:12,717
Or... you could take the deal.
363
00:29:13,686 --> 00:29:14,802
Think about it Ash.
364
00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,604
You are old, and fat and weak.
365
00:29:16,639 --> 00:29:18,606
You cannot keep this up forever.
366
00:29:18,641 --> 00:29:21,559
Lay down your weapons
and go back to your life.
367
00:29:21,611 --> 00:29:24,111
You know that deep down we
both want the same thing.
368
00:29:24,147 --> 00:29:26,731
No, pretty sure I don't
wanna destroy humanity.
369
00:29:26,783 --> 00:29:28,816
I don't wanna destroy anything.
370
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:31,485
I want humanity to flourish.
371
00:29:31,538 --> 00:29:33,287
Without good, there is no evil.
372
00:29:33,323 --> 00:29:35,573
I just want evil under control,
373
00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:37,491
same as you.
374
00:29:37,544 --> 00:29:41,796
Difference is, you never
signed up for any of this.
375
00:29:41,831 --> 00:29:44,632
Ash, your entire life has
been marked by tragedy,
376
00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:46,918
and desperation, and
a woeful inadequacy.
377
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,086
I get the idea.
378
00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:55,676
Just take the deal.
379
00:29:55,728 --> 00:29:58,813
It's what you've always wanted.
380
00:29:58,848 --> 00:30:00,097
No.
381
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:02,266
It's not just about my life anymore.
382
00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:03,267
I want their lives back too!
383
00:30:03,319 --> 00:30:04,485
They're comin' with me.
384
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,770
I can do that.
385
00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:07,104
Prove it.
386
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,614
Eximo Libellus.
387
00:30:21,671 --> 00:30:23,337
Okay, we're halfway there.
388
00:30:23,373 --> 00:30:25,756
- Pablo too.
- Do we have a deal?
389
00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:27,792
Ash, no!
390
00:30:27,844 --> 00:30:29,794
What I let out there, it's...
391
00:30:29,846 --> 00:30:31,128
it's terrible.
392
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:33,297
You, you, you can't just do this!
393
00:30:33,349 --> 00:30:35,049
Hey, I'm doin' this for you buddy,
394
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,602
so a little thanks might be nice.
395
00:30:37,637 --> 00:30:38,769
Look, she's just gonna Godfather
396
00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:40,271
all the demons together,
397
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,639
make the world a better place.
398
00:30:41,641 --> 00:30:43,474
That logic seems wrong.
399
00:30:43,526 --> 00:30:45,443
Look, you're just gonna
have to trust me on this one.
400
00:30:45,478 --> 00:30:46,727
Let her be the gatekeeper.
401
00:30:46,779 --> 00:30:48,813
It's better for all of us.
402
00:30:48,865 --> 00:30:52,617
Okay, normal life, in Jacksonville,
403
00:30:52,652 --> 00:30:54,952
the three of us...
404
00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:57,738
and $10,000 in cash.
405
00:30:57,790 --> 00:30:59,123
I'm not a bank.
406
00:31:00,994 --> 00:31:03,628
Gas money? You got that?
407
00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:06,831
Oh, sure. For gas money.
408
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:07,882
Huh?
409
00:31:07,917 --> 00:31:09,166
Huh?
410
00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:10,885
Yeah...
411
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,337
What?
412
00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:15,306
Okay...
413
00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,341
but I'm keepin' this just for insurance.
414
00:31:21,931 --> 00:31:22,897
Truce.
415
00:31:22,932 --> 00:31:25,516
No, Ash!
416
00:31:25,518 --> 00:31:26,851
You have no idea
417
00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:29,103
what's out there!
418
00:31:38,865 --> 00:31:39,997
No!
419
00:31:42,752 --> 00:31:43,752
Ah, good fishin'.
420
00:31:43,786 --> 00:31:45,619
That's what's out there.
421
00:31:53,629 --> 00:31:55,129
I can't believe you did that.
422
00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,098
I can...
423
00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:58,966
after a lifetime of gettin'
the short end of the stick,
424
00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,601
I finally got the big end,
425
00:32:00,636 --> 00:32:03,604
and I grabbed that big old
stick by the balls, baby.
426
00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:08,609
That's one way to look at it.
427
00:32:08,644 --> 00:32:10,728
The other, correct way,
428
00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:12,863
is that evil's gonna
take over the world.
429
00:32:12,899 --> 00:32:14,732
You seen the world lately?
430
00:32:14,734 --> 00:32:16,450
Same diff.
431
00:32:16,486 --> 00:32:17,902
Plus Ruby said she'd
keep a lid on all this.
432
00:32:17,954 --> 00:32:19,120
So we're all good.
433
00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:21,404
Nothin' to do but eat, sleep,
434
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:22,739
and live off the fat of the land.
435
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:23,740
This is an emergency report.
436
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,087
Wait, wait, wait. Turn that up.
437
00:32:25,088 --> 00:32:26,827
All residents in Antrim County,
should stay in your homes.
438
00:32:26,879 --> 00:32:29,296
I repeat, stay in your homes.
439
00:32:29,332 --> 00:32:31,499
Massive sinkholes have been
opening all over the city...
440
00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:33,801
Ah-ha, you know the news.
441
00:32:33,836 --> 00:32:36,754
It's always so depressing.
442
00:32:40,676 --> 00:32:42,810
Hey! Who's hungry?
443
00:32:42,845 --> 00:32:45,596
Time for some road trip
burgers, your treat!
444
00:32:45,648 --> 00:32:48,983
Jacksonville, here we come!
445
00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:55,773
Oh, yeah!
446
00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:11,338
Whoo!
447
00:33:25,595 --> 00:33:30,595
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