00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:11,129 --> 00:00:12,495 Fuck! 2 00:00:12,547 --> 00:00:13,796 Hey, what's the ink? 3 00:00:13,832 --> 00:00:17,583 "Blessed is he who bestows pain." 4 00:00:17,635 --> 00:00:18,801 Try this piece of poetry. 5 00:00:18,837 --> 00:00:20,136 It'll blow your mind. 6 00:00:21,339 --> 00:00:22,839 What the hell is this doin' here? 7 00:00:22,841 --> 00:00:24,424 You have to bury it deep, 8 00:00:24,476 --> 00:00:26,509 deep below the place where your journey began. 9 00:00:26,511 --> 00:00:27,911 Let's go back there and end it all. 10 00:00:31,733 --> 00:00:33,599 Hello pussies! 11 00:00:42,777 --> 00:00:43,609 That didn't work. 12 00:00:43,661 --> 00:00:45,528 You have to use the Kandarian Dagger 13 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:46,829 to de-face the book. 14 00:00:51,536 --> 00:00:52,785 Kumaarizma. 15 00:00:56,374 --> 00:00:57,623 Pablo! 16 00:00:58,543 --> 00:01:00,626 You have no idea what you're doin'! 17 00:01:00,678 --> 00:01:02,628 Help! 18 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,130 Do something! 19 00:01:04,182 --> 00:01:07,099 Of course I know what I'm doing. 20 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:10,102 I wrote this book. 21 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:13,689 - Help them! - Help them! 22 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,199 You wrote it? 23 00:01:23,234 --> 00:01:24,650 Come on! 24 00:01:24,702 --> 00:01:26,319 Pablo stay calm. 25 00:01:26,371 --> 00:01:28,488 - You mean like, the whole thing? - We're gonna get it off... 26 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:30,706 Yes, and now that you've returned it to me, 27 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:33,743 everything in here will be let loose upon the world. 28 00:01:33,795 --> 00:01:35,795 Well, aren't we the tricky little bitch. 29 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:39,749 Please, help get it off my face! 30 00:01:47,809 --> 00:01:51,010 Baby, I've missed ya! 31 00:01:51,062 --> 00:01:54,096 Wow, I dumped you at just the right time. 32 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:22,091 Pucker up and give me a kiss! 33 00:02:22,126 --> 00:02:23,626 Fat fuckin' chance! 34 00:02:27,682 --> 00:02:29,799 Oh, oh, shit! 35 00:02:33,972 --> 00:02:35,104 Oh, shit! 36 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:39,108 Kelly, please, help! 37 00:02:39,143 --> 00:02:41,644 Get it off of my face! 38 00:02:43,398 --> 00:02:44,614 Stay back, 39 00:02:44,649 --> 00:02:47,483 he's mine! 40 00:02:50,488 --> 00:02:52,655 No! 41 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,660 Kelly! Kelly! 42 00:02:57,662 --> 00:02:59,829 Come on! 43 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,671 I'm gonna swallow your soul! 44 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:39,168 Amanda, whenever you think about us, 45 00:03:39,203 --> 00:03:41,420 you might wanna forget this part! 46 00:03:59,557 --> 00:04:00,606 Pablo? 47 00:04:02,026 --> 00:04:03,192 Pablo?! 48 00:04:08,566 --> 00:04:09,815 Aw, crap. 49 00:04:14,209 --> 00:04:17,209 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.MY-SUBS.com 50 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,092 Okay. 51 00:04:36,144 --> 00:04:39,512 That lady has my book, and she has my Pablo. 52 00:04:39,564 --> 00:04:40,763 I gotta save him. 53 00:04:40,815 --> 00:04:42,682 I'm not losin' anybody else I care about. 54 00:04:42,734 --> 00:04:44,517 That includes me, right? 55 00:04:44,569 --> 00:04:45,651 Of course. 56 00:04:45,687 --> 00:04:47,687 And, and me. 57 00:04:47,739 --> 00:04:49,271 Um, yeah. 58 00:04:49,273 --> 00:04:51,607 Yeah sure, just, you know, stay close to her. 59 00:04:53,578 --> 00:04:55,828 What the hell is happenin' down there? 60 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:56,946 I have no idea. 61 00:04:56,998 --> 00:04:58,447 Guy at the bookstore said 62 00:04:58,449 --> 00:05:00,199 The Necronomicon was written by The Dark Ones. 63 00:05:00,251 --> 00:05:02,585 So, that's what we're dealin' with. 64 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:04,620 The Dark Ones? 65 00:05:04,622 --> 00:05:06,789 That's a rough nickname. 66 00:05:06,791 --> 00:05:08,674 Yeah, well, at least they're honest. 67 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:10,292 We know she's not down there startin' a charity. 68 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:13,129 She's gonna take that Book, and summon who knows what. 69 00:05:13,181 --> 00:05:14,964 What, like more, more demons? 70 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:16,799 Yeah, demons, devils, 71 00:05:16,801 --> 00:05:18,801 things that go bump in the night. 72 00:05:18,803 --> 00:05:20,770 All right, I'm goin' down there. 73 00:05:20,805 --> 00:05:22,304 Kelly, other girl, 74 00:05:22,306 --> 00:05:23,639 you stay here and guard this door, 75 00:05:23,641 --> 00:05:25,024 make sure it stays open. 76 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,142 I've been stuck down there before, 77 00:05:26,144 --> 00:05:27,693 and it's not exactly Mardi Gras. 78 00:05:27,729 --> 00:05:29,028 No, I'm coming with you. 79 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:30,696 No, you're not. That's a bad idea. 80 00:05:30,732 --> 00:05:32,815 No, it's a bad idea to go alone. 81 00:05:32,817 --> 00:05:33,649 Come on. 82 00:05:33,651 --> 00:05:37,486 - She can walk fine. - Mm-hm. 83 00:05:37,488 --> 00:05:39,455 That's my Pablo down there too. 84 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:41,657 Ash... 85 00:05:43,878 --> 00:05:46,829 I'm gonna pop that tall bitch right in the face. 86 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:52,551 Okay... let's end this. 87 00:06:04,849 --> 00:06:06,265 Oh, maybe it was just a rat. 88 00:06:06,317 --> 00:06:07,399 Who knows? 89 00:06:19,697 --> 00:06:20,780 Ash! 90 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:44,720 What the fuck...? 91 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,305 "The fuck" what? 92 00:06:46,357 --> 00:06:48,641 Oh, ha-ha, hi... 93 00:06:48,693 --> 00:06:50,559 Lilly, Lilith, 94 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,027 mm, Anna Mae...? 95 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:53,145 - Lucy. - Oh, yeah. 96 00:06:53,197 --> 00:06:55,981 I never would have got that. 97 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:57,566 Come on. 98 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,618 Are you gonna read your poetry to me, or what? 99 00:07:03,407 --> 00:07:04,540 You mean this? 100 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:06,625 You said you would. 101 00:07:06,661 --> 00:07:08,160 Please? 102 00:07:08,212 --> 00:07:09,495 Yeah, I don't know. 103 00:07:09,547 --> 00:07:11,630 Uh, I think I already read this to you, didn't I? 104 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:13,799 - No... - No? 105 00:07:13,835 --> 00:07:16,302 I think I'd remember that. 106 00:07:16,337 --> 00:07:17,670 Wait a minute. 107 00:07:17,722 --> 00:07:19,672 You think this could all just be a dream then? 108 00:07:19,724 --> 00:07:20,756 All what? 109 00:07:20,758 --> 00:07:23,259 Reading from the book, people gettin' possessed, 110 00:07:23,261 --> 00:07:24,861 bringin' out the chainsaw, the boomstick, 111 00:07:24,896 --> 00:07:26,262 choppin' people up. 112 00:07:26,264 --> 00:07:28,147 I don't know about any of that. 113 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:29,682 Doesn't sound like fun. 114 00:07:29,734 --> 00:07:30,766 Yeah, no shit, doll-face. 115 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,318 I was doin' the choppin'. 116 00:07:32,353 --> 00:07:33,602 So then... 117 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,271 you don't wanna read that book to me? 118 00:07:35,323 --> 00:07:37,606 Oh, hell no. 119 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,775 Then don't. 120 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,777 Shit on a biscuit! 121 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,281 Colorful language. 122 00:07:45,283 --> 00:07:46,949 You've always been good with words. 123 00:07:46,951 --> 00:07:48,500 Don't act like you know me. 124 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,619 Oh, but I do. 125 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:54,290 See one day long ago, you appeared in my book. 126 00:07:56,794 --> 00:07:58,294 El Jefe. 127 00:07:58,296 --> 00:07:59,962 That's Mister Jefe to you. 128 00:07:59,964 --> 00:08:01,847 And I knew, that you were the one 129 00:08:01,883 --> 00:08:04,683 who was destined to stand against me. 130 00:08:06,637 --> 00:08:10,105 But the end of your story's not yet written. 131 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:12,141 Now Ash, do you really think that I want you, 132 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:14,810 and your little friends to die? 133 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,278 Yes? 134 00:08:16,314 --> 00:08:17,279 No. 135 00:08:17,315 --> 00:08:18,280 I just want things to go back 136 00:08:18,316 --> 00:08:19,615 to the way they were, 137 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:22,318 when The Dark Ones ruled over the evil forces on Earth. 138 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:23,569 Yeah, well, I just wanna bang 139 00:08:23,621 --> 00:08:24,737 Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, 140 00:08:24,789 --> 00:08:25,988 but that ain't gonna happen. 141 00:08:25,990 --> 00:08:27,289 The world is in chaos, 142 00:08:27,325 --> 00:08:28,824 and I want order. 143 00:08:28,826 --> 00:08:31,827 To consolidate the dark forces under one ruler. 144 00:08:31,829 --> 00:08:32,828 Me. 145 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:34,747 Oh, so you're the good guy now? 146 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:36,165 What, you wanna control all these demons 147 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,333 like The Godfather? 148 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:38,334 Exactly. 149 00:08:38,386 --> 00:08:39,802 Yeah, well, I hated that movie. 150 00:08:39,837 --> 00:08:42,137 Too long and boring, and not enough boobies. 151 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:43,839 I'm more of a Death Wish kinda guy. 152 00:08:43,841 --> 00:08:45,674 You are the one obstacle in my way. 153 00:08:45,676 --> 00:08:47,276 So, what's your price? 154 00:08:47,311 --> 00:08:49,094 What do you really want? 155 00:08:49,146 --> 00:08:50,679 What do I want? 156 00:08:50,681 --> 00:08:52,481 I want this to be done. 157 00:08:52,516 --> 00:08:53,933 I want the last 40 years of my life... 158 00:08:53,985 --> 00:08:56,318 10 years. 159 00:08:56,354 --> 00:08:59,104 I want the last years of my life to be worth living. 160 00:08:59,156 --> 00:09:00,996 I want a 20 ounce steak every night for dinner. 161 00:09:01,025 --> 00:09:02,775 A little pad of butter right there. 162 00:09:02,827 --> 00:09:05,995 I want cable TV, with all the premium channels. 163 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,697 And Jacksonville. 164 00:09:16,874 --> 00:09:18,958 Take it. 165 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:21,677 I can give you all of that. 166 00:09:21,712 --> 00:09:23,545 Oh, okay. No, no, no. 167 00:09:23,547 --> 00:09:24,630 You're just tryin' to beguile me 168 00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:26,181 with those radar eyes of yours. 169 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,349 I call bullshit! 170 00:09:27,385 --> 00:09:30,219 What you should be calling is a truce. 171 00:09:30,271 --> 00:09:31,387 Lay down your weapons, 172 00:09:31,439 --> 00:09:33,889 and go back to your life. 173 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,274 I am offering you 174 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:38,610 the undo button you wanted. 175 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,729 Take it. 176 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,781 Truce? 177 00:09:42,817 --> 00:09:44,116 I could get into that. 178 00:09:47,455 --> 00:09:49,705 Or... 179 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:50,823 I could kill you now! 180 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,756 Oh, oh, shit. 181 00:10:27,495 --> 00:10:29,361 Kelly! Open up! 182 00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:32,498 Help me pull. 183 00:10:34,785 --> 00:10:36,919 Ah, shit! 184 00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:41,423 God damn it. 185 00:11:11,789 --> 00:11:13,489 Maybe I should've taken that deal. 186 00:11:17,661 --> 00:11:21,130 Don't worry, Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! 187 00:11:21,165 --> 00:11:23,999 Ah, ah, Pablo, I meant Pablo. 188 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:27,136 Jesus, must've really whacked my beaner. 189 00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:32,975 Ah, fuck! 190 00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:34,476 It's never gonna open. 191 00:11:34,512 --> 00:11:35,978 Not if I have somethin' to say about it. 192 00:11:36,013 --> 00:11:38,814 Get out of the way. 193 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,687 Oh, fuck! 194 00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:46,905 - Fuck! - Is that the old guy's blood? 195 00:11:46,941 --> 00:11:48,774 No, it's the cabin fuckin' with us! 196 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:51,743 ...a number of years now 197 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,696 since I began excavating the ruins of Kandar, 198 00:11:54,698 --> 00:11:56,665 with a group of my colleagues. 199 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,617 Now my wife and I... 200 00:11:58,669 --> 00:12:00,786 We need to get out of here, Kelly, okay? 201 00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:03,122 We need to leave. Like now. 202 00:12:03,174 --> 00:12:05,007 I hate this place! 203 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:06,758 Well, then let's just go! 204 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,709 Are you high?! 205 00:12:07,711 --> 00:12:09,511 Those are my friends trapped down there. 206 00:12:09,547 --> 00:12:11,430 Yes, but we don't have to be, okay?! 207 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,681 I didn't even wanna be here! 208 00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:13,799 I didn't even want to go hiking! 209 00:12:13,851 --> 00:12:16,218 I hate hiking, and now we're gonna die in here! 210 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:17,686 You realize it don't you?! 211 00:12:17,721 --> 00:12:20,889 A volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices, 212 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,057 and funerary... 213 00:12:25,646 --> 00:12:28,981 Oh, my... what? 214 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,585 Oh, my God! 215 00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:53,255 Get ahold of yourself, woman! 216 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:56,808 Hey, you know I've always wanted to do that. 217 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,010 Real talk time. Okay? 218 00:12:58,062 --> 00:12:59,261 Yeah? 219 00:12:59,263 --> 00:13:02,097 You stick here with me, we can help Ash and Pablo, 220 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,816 and maybe have a chance to see tomorrow. 221 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:09,354 We walk out now, and there won't be a tomorrow... 222 00:13:09,406 --> 00:13:10,522 but you know what? 223 00:13:10,574 --> 00:13:12,774 You will make a really pretty corpse. 224 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,359 Don't talk down to me, all right? 225 00:13:14,411 --> 00:13:15,777 I'm studying to be a dental hygienist, 226 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,829 and I don't need... 227 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,361 - Help...! - Heather! 228 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,647 Somebody! 229 00:13:51,649 --> 00:13:54,316 Kelly, Kelly...! 230 00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:58,870 Kelly, help! Kelly...! 231 00:13:59,823 --> 00:14:00,823 Heather! 232 00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:07,162 Kelly, help me! 233 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,547 Kelly! 234 00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:26,348 Help me! 235 00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:06,972 Ash, somebody! 236 00:15:07,024 --> 00:15:09,524 Kelly! 237 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,727 - Help me, please! - Shh. 238 00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:13,061 Please, no. 239 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,613 - I can't do this. - You have to do this. 240 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,566 You are the Ore Magnus Necronomicon. 241 00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:22,204 Please? 242 00:15:22,239 --> 00:15:23,739 Please kill me now. 243 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:24,740 You will be dead 244 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:27,993 as soon as all my children are free. 245 00:15:28,045 --> 00:15:30,162 Akka-Mana, Demonium. 246 00:15:30,214 --> 00:15:32,664 Akka-Mana, Demonium. 247 00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,600 The fuck are you doin', Ruby? 248 00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:53,485 Abomino coznius! 249 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,737 Abomino coz... 250 00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:26,301 Yes. 251 00:16:26,303 --> 00:16:27,352 Yes. 252 00:16:27,388 --> 00:16:28,970 Oh, God damn. 253 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,956 That's why I didn't have kids. 254 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,645 Daknar Abomino... 255 00:16:58,836 --> 00:17:00,802 Daknar Abomino, 256 00:17:00,838 --> 00:17:03,839 Abomino exitus. 257 00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:15,333 The fuck was that? 258 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,260 Heather! 259 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,146 Help me! It's attacking me! 260 00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:29,564 Heather, you gotta get to that door! 261 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,565 Right now! 262 00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:32,517 No! I'm gonna die in here! 263 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,935 No, you're not! You listen to me, okay? 264 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:37,105 You are gonna go on, and be the best, 265 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,442 dental hygienist that ever lived in the history of England, 266 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,743 or wherever it is you're from! 267 00:17:45,115 --> 00:17:46,998 Oh, shit! 268 00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,714 Heather! 269 00:19:08,332 --> 00:19:10,949 Heather?! 270 00:19:12,336 --> 00:19:13,785 Heather! 271 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:47,068 Ash has failed! 272 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,622 The world belongs to us now. 273 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,825 Mankind is doomed, 274 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,328 and as for your boyfriend Pablo... 275 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,251 He's not my boyfriend! 276 00:20:11,812 --> 00:20:13,762 It's just you and me now. 277 00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:18,984 Ash, let's do this. 278 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,070 I'm Ruby, I'm The Dark One. 279 00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:23,238 I wrote The Necronomicon. 280 00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:24,239 Yeah? I don't give a shit! 281 00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:25,240 You fucked things up worse 282 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:26,635 than I ever fucked things up lady, 283 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,860 so fuck you and the horse you rode in on. 284 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:31,997 Guess what, there's a new sheriff in town. 285 00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,624 Ah! Creepy kid. 286 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,628 All right look, I'm gonna count to three. 287 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,179 You better be gone. You got that? 288 00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:51,183 One... 289 00:20:55,272 --> 00:20:57,105 two... 290 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,107 it's a fuckin' shotgun, kid! 291 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,861 Last chance... 292 00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:06,898 three. 293 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,453 Get off me! 294 00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:17,959 Get off me you little shit! 295 00:21:39,149 --> 00:21:41,599 Now I got ya. 296 00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:11,629 Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. 297 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,102 And that someone is me. 298 00:23:00,147 --> 00:23:02,180 What are you gonna do now, ha! 299 00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:14,909 Homemade flamethrower... 300 00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:16,528 Pablo would be proud. 301 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:26,120 Yeah! Whoo! 302 00:23:26,173 --> 00:23:28,423 How does it feel?! 303 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,546 Okay kids, the birthday party is over. 304 00:23:54,317 --> 00:23:56,568 Well, that was easy. 305 00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:59,487 Okay, let's close the show with a little neck music. 306 00:24:04,794 --> 00:24:06,794 Whoa! Yes! 307 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:09,297 Burn baby! 308 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,513 Okay! Okay! 309 00:25:02,302 --> 00:25:03,768 Pablo, the hell are you doin'? 310 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:04,769 It's me! 311 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,638 Ash... 312 00:25:06,690 --> 00:25:08,273 I have no choice! 313 00:25:15,031 --> 00:25:18,783 You're a dead man, Ash. 314 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,818 Don't Pablo. I'm not gonna fight you. 315 00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:22,904 I don't wanna lose anybody else! 316 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,656 Ash? 317 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,990 Ash... 318 00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:30,461 Ash, I... I, I... 319 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:37,969 Ash, I'm still gonna kill you. 320 00:26:00,327 --> 00:26:01,359 Ash? 321 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,332 Pablo? 322 00:26:37,397 --> 00:26:38,813 Pablo, don't! Don't! 323 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:39,781 I don't wanna hurt you! 324 00:26:39,816 --> 00:26:41,482 It's over. 325 00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:44,902 Just do it! Behead me! 326 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:45,904 No! 327 00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:47,071 Let go my blade! 328 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,657 Kill me, please! 329 00:26:55,832 --> 00:26:58,583 - Kill me! - No! 330 00:26:58,635 --> 00:27:00,918 Kill me! 331 00:27:11,981 --> 00:27:14,265 You forgot to remind me to gas her up! 332 00:27:14,317 --> 00:27:16,067 Pablo, you beautiful idiot! 333 00:27:18,822 --> 00:27:21,439 Now it's your turn. 334 00:27:31,835 --> 00:27:35,787 In your next life, learn to read. 335 00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:36,789 Stop! 336 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:02,146 What the hell? 337 00:28:02,198 --> 00:28:06,901 Your stupid mortal toys mean nothing to me. 338 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:11,823 But before I kill you, my book needs a new cover. 339 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:13,407 A new what-what? 340 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:14,659 Oh, no, no, no! Not me! 341 00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:15,743 Oh, no! 342 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,161 Not the face! 343 00:28:17,213 --> 00:28:19,664 Not the face! 344 00:28:19,716 --> 00:28:23,384 Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 345 00:28:23,419 --> 00:28:26,420 I just gotta know, have you lost weight? 346 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:32,260 Pablo! 347 00:28:34,931 --> 00:28:37,515 Well, I guess this doesn't count 348 00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:40,184 as one of my "Stupid mortal toys." 349 00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:43,821 Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this, Ruby, 350 00:28:43,857 --> 00:28:46,107 'cause I dislike you, a lot. 351 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:49,610 You get that fuckin' book off my friend's face. 352 00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:50,912 Stop! 353 00:28:50,947 --> 00:28:52,079 Or what? 354 00:28:52,115 --> 00:28:53,664 Gonna kill me? 355 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:57,118 - You do it, and they're both dead. - Pablo! 356 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,337 Ash! Ash, help! 357 00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:02,206 I'm killing her! 358 00:29:02,258 --> 00:29:04,375 And after The Book has killed her, 359 00:29:04,427 --> 00:29:05,793 it'll kill him too. 360 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,044 Nothing you can do about it. 361 00:29:07,096 --> 00:29:08,596 Except kill you. 362 00:29:08,631 --> 00:29:12,717 Or... you could take the deal. 363 00:29:13,686 --> 00:29:14,802 Think about it Ash. 364 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,604 You are old, and fat and weak. 365 00:29:16,639 --> 00:29:18,606 You cannot keep this up forever. 366 00:29:18,641 --> 00:29:21,559 Lay down your weapons and go back to your life. 367 00:29:21,611 --> 00:29:24,111 You know that deep down we both want the same thing. 368 00:29:24,147 --> 00:29:26,731 No, pretty sure I don't wanna destroy humanity. 369 00:29:26,783 --> 00:29:28,816 I don't wanna destroy anything. 370 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:31,485 I want humanity to flourish. 371 00:29:31,538 --> 00:29:33,287 Without good, there is no evil. 372 00:29:33,323 --> 00:29:35,573 I just want evil under control, 373 00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:37,491 same as you. 374 00:29:37,544 --> 00:29:41,796 Difference is, you never signed up for any of this. 375 00:29:41,831 --> 00:29:44,632 Ash, your entire life has been marked by tragedy, 376 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:46,918 and desperation, and a woeful inadequacy. 377 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,086 I get the idea. 378 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:55,676 Just take the deal. 379 00:29:55,728 --> 00:29:58,813 It's what you've always wanted. 380 00:29:58,848 --> 00:30:00,097 No. 381 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:02,266 It's not just about my life anymore. 382 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:03,267 I want their lives back too! 383 00:30:03,319 --> 00:30:04,485 They're comin' with me. 384 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,770 I can do that. 385 00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:07,104 Prove it. 386 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,614 Eximo Libellus. 387 00:30:21,671 --> 00:30:23,337 Okay, we're halfway there. 388 00:30:23,373 --> 00:30:25,756 - Pablo too. - Do we have a deal? 389 00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:27,792 Ash, no! 390 00:30:27,844 --> 00:30:29,794 What I let out there, it's... 391 00:30:29,846 --> 00:30:31,128 it's terrible. 392 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:33,297 You, you, you can't just do this! 393 00:30:33,349 --> 00:30:35,049 Hey, I'm doin' this for you buddy, 394 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,602 so a little thanks might be nice. 395 00:30:37,637 --> 00:30:38,769 Look, she's just gonna Godfather 396 00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:40,271 all the demons together, 397 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,639 make the world a better place. 398 00:30:41,641 --> 00:30:43,474 That logic seems wrong. 399 00:30:43,526 --> 00:30:45,443 Look, you're just gonna have to trust me on this one. 400 00:30:45,478 --> 00:30:46,727 Let her be the gatekeeper. 401 00:30:46,779 --> 00:30:48,813 It's better for all of us. 402 00:30:48,865 --> 00:30:52,617 Okay, normal life, in Jacksonville, 403 00:30:52,652 --> 00:30:54,952 the three of us... 404 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:57,738 and $10,000 in cash. 405 00:30:57,790 --> 00:30:59,123 I'm not a bank. 406 00:31:00,994 --> 00:31:03,628 Gas money? You got that? 407 00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:06,831 Oh, sure. For gas money. 408 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:07,882 Huh? 409 00:31:07,917 --> 00:31:09,166 Huh? 410 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:10,885 Yeah... 411 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,337 What? 412 00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:15,306 Okay... 413 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,341 but I'm keepin' this just for insurance. 414 00:31:21,931 --> 00:31:22,897 Truce. 415 00:31:22,932 --> 00:31:25,516 No, Ash! 416 00:31:25,518 --> 00:31:26,851 You have no idea 417 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:29,103 what's out there! 418 00:31:38,865 --> 00:31:39,997 No! 419 00:31:42,752 --> 00:31:43,752 Ah, good fishin'. 420 00:31:43,786 --> 00:31:45,619 That's what's out there. 421 00:31:53,629 --> 00:31:55,129 I can't believe you did that. 422 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,098 I can... 423 00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:58,966 after a lifetime of gettin' the short end of the stick, 424 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,601 I finally got the big end, 425 00:32:00,636 --> 00:32:03,604 and I grabbed that big old stick by the balls, baby. 426 00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:08,609 That's one way to look at it. 427 00:32:08,644 --> 00:32:10,728 The other, correct way, 428 00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:12,863 is that evil's gonna take over the world. 429 00:32:12,899 --> 00:32:14,732 You seen the world lately? 430 00:32:14,734 --> 00:32:16,450 Same diff. 431 00:32:16,486 --> 00:32:17,902 Plus Ruby said she'd keep a lid on all this. 432 00:32:17,954 --> 00:32:19,120 So we're all good. 433 00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:21,404 Nothin' to do but eat, sleep, 434 00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:22,739 and live off the fat of the land. 435 00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:23,740 This is an emergency report. 436 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,087 Wait, wait, wait. Turn that up. 437 00:32:25,088 --> 00:32:26,827 All residents in Antrim County, should stay in your homes. 438 00:32:26,879 --> 00:32:29,296 I repeat, stay in your homes. 439 00:32:29,332 --> 00:32:31,499 Massive sinkholes have been opening all over the city... 440 00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:33,801 Ah-ha, you know the news. 441 00:32:33,836 --> 00:32:36,754 It's always so depressing. 442 00:32:40,676 --> 00:32:42,810 Hey! Who's hungry? 443 00:32:42,845 --> 00:32:45,596 Time for some road trip burgers, your treat! 444 00:32:45,648 --> 00:32:48,983 Jacksonville, here we come! 445 00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:55,773 Oh, yeah! 446 00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:11,338 Whoo! 447 00:33:25,595 --> 00:33:30,595 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.MY-SUBS.com