00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:11,435 --> 00:00:12,635 There's a killer on the loose, 2 00:00:12,669 --> 00:00:13,603 and I'm sittin' here waitin' for this 3 00:00:13,637 --> 00:00:15,972 decomposed hand to lead me to him. 4 00:00:16,007 --> 00:00:17,007 [screeching] 5 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:21,743 [Both grunting] 6 00:00:21,778 --> 00:00:23,078 Ruby! 7 00:00:23,113 --> 00:00:24,679 [Screeching continues] 8 00:00:24,714 --> 00:00:26,415 ASH: All roads to destroying this evil 9 00:00:26,449 --> 00:00:28,583 lead right back to where it all began. 10 00:00:28,618 --> 00:00:29,518 The cabin. 11 00:00:29,552 --> 00:00:31,353 Then let's go back there and end it all. 12 00:00:31,387 --> 00:00:32,287 You can't go with me. 13 00:00:32,288 --> 00:00:34,356 I've put your lives in too much danger already. 14 00:00:34,391 --> 00:00:35,557 - Ash? - Lem? 15 00:00:35,591 --> 00:00:36,691 LEM: I'm really gettin' my life together. 16 00:00:36,726 --> 00:00:37,726 Even join the militia. 17 00:00:37,727 --> 00:00:38,627 Where's your camp? 18 00:00:38,661 --> 00:00:40,162 - FISHER: I got him. - Don't do anything 19 00:00:40,196 --> 00:00:41,529 till I get there. 20 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:42,363 State police! 21 00:00:42,398 --> 00:00:43,932 [Fisher grunting] [Ash groaning] 22 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:51,172 [Growling] 23 00:00:51,206 --> 00:00:53,607 [Screaming] [panting] 24 00:00:53,642 --> 00:00:54,642 [Screams] 25 00:00:54,643 --> 00:00:55,876 - Come with us. - Where to? 26 00:00:55,911 --> 00:00:56,945 To fight. 27 00:00:56,979 --> 00:00:57,979 Let's boogie. 28 00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:03,850 [Birds chirping] [eerie music playing] 29 00:01:07,822 --> 00:01:08,989 [Grunts] 30 00:01:28,808 --> 00:01:30,476 You know I still don't know how I feel about you guys 31 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:31,344 comin' to the cabin. 32 00:01:31,378 --> 00:01:34,080 I guess if you're dead set on it... 33 00:01:34,114 --> 00:01:35,214 Dead set? 34 00:01:35,248 --> 00:01:36,648 Uh, let's say "live" set. 35 00:01:36,683 --> 00:01:37,783 Keep it upbeat. 36 00:01:37,817 --> 00:01:38,951 Exactly. 37 00:01:38,986 --> 00:01:41,252 We're not, "Leavin' a trail of blood and guts behind us," 38 00:01:41,287 --> 00:01:44,089 we're, "Keeping Michigan moist." 39 00:01:44,123 --> 00:01:45,958 We're comin' to this cabin with you. 40 00:01:45,992 --> 00:01:46,959 We're basically family now. 41 00:01:46,993 --> 00:01:48,627 I know. That's the problem. 42 00:01:48,661 --> 00:01:51,129 Everyone I have feelings for dies there, 43 00:01:51,163 --> 00:01:52,931 but you're adults. 44 00:01:52,966 --> 00:01:54,970 We'll go see Lem, get some big boy toys, 45 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:56,635 - Go to the cabin. - Good. 46 00:01:56,669 --> 00:01:58,069 'Cause anything's better than this. 47 00:01:58,104 --> 00:01:59,504 Don't worry, Annie Oakley, you'll get your gun. 48 00:01:59,538 --> 00:02:00,605 [Kelly laughs] 49 00:02:00,639 --> 00:02:01,906 I want a flamethrower. 50 00:02:01,940 --> 00:02:04,241 [Pablo chuckling] I'm serious! 51 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:06,010 I lost my parents, got possessed. 52 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:07,612 Flamethrower seems fair. 53 00:02:07,646 --> 00:02:09,780 Yeah, well. You are pretty fiery. 54 00:02:09,815 --> 00:02:10,982 Okay, listen. 55 00:02:11,016 --> 00:02:12,850 Some friendly advice, these militia types 56 00:02:12,885 --> 00:02:14,151 are a little twitchy. 57 00:02:14,185 --> 00:02:16,086 Oh, I know these kind of people. 58 00:02:16,121 --> 00:02:17,421 Paranoid rednecks who hit the woods 59 00:02:17,455 --> 00:02:19,123 to play Rambo for the weekend. 60 00:02:19,157 --> 00:02:20,157 Okay now, easy. 61 00:02:20,158 --> 00:02:21,959 We don't want another Ruby Ridge on our hands. 62 00:02:21,993 --> 00:02:24,828 So, just tuck that attitude right into your cleavage, 63 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:27,531 which I definitely have not ever noticed before. 64 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:28,465 [Speaking softly] Wow. 65 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,268 [Man groaning] [bird's wings flapping] 66 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:32,436 Help. 67 00:02:34,539 --> 00:02:36,606 [gasping] Help! 68 00:02:36,641 --> 00:02:37,841 Someone! 69 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,177 Someone. 70 00:02:45,149 --> 00:02:46,615 Someone. 71 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:48,184 Holy shit! 72 00:02:51,055 --> 00:02:53,022 [Gasping continues] 73 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:58,193 [Ash grunts] He's here. 74 00:02:58,227 --> 00:03:00,228 - Who, who's here? - Him. 75 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,297 He tore the whole place apart. 76 00:03:02,331 --> 00:03:03,965 FISHER: Okay, you're in shock, 77 00:03:03,999 --> 00:03:05,333 we need to stop the blood flow. 78 00:03:05,368 --> 00:03:07,135 [Man groans] [Fisher gasps] 79 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:08,303 Please. 80 00:03:08,337 --> 00:03:09,704 Just kill me. 81 00:03:09,738 --> 00:03:11,473 Easy, pal. We're not gonna kill anybody. 82 00:03:11,507 --> 00:03:13,841 Get you all fixed up. 83 00:03:13,876 --> 00:03:15,210 Okay, first things first... 84 00:03:15,244 --> 00:03:16,078 - CROSBY: Get away from him! - What? 85 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,745 He's one of those things, isn't he?! 86 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,847 He's one of those things! 87 00:03:20,282 --> 00:03:21,982 [Suspenseful music playing] 88 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:35,901 So... 89 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:38,842 who the fuck are you guys, 90 00:03:38,866 --> 00:03:41,168 and why are you roaming around my camp? 91 00:03:41,203 --> 00:03:43,269 Uh, first off, apologies. 92 00:03:43,304 --> 00:03:44,784 [Chuckles] I guess we caught you guys 93 00:03:44,806 --> 00:03:46,873 at something of an inconvenient time. 94 00:03:46,908 --> 00:03:48,108 We're just lookin' for Lem. 95 00:03:48,142 --> 00:03:50,077 He said he could help us out. 96 00:03:50,111 --> 00:03:51,678 - You know Lem? - Oh, I know Lem. 97 00:03:51,713 --> 00:03:52,879 Yeah, he's a good friend of mine. 98 00:03:52,914 --> 00:03:55,381 I just saw him at the diner, he invited us here. 99 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:58,118 I've met you before. 100 00:03:58,152 --> 00:03:59,152 Where you from? 101 00:03:59,153 --> 00:04:01,454 Me? Nowhere near here. 102 00:04:01,489 --> 00:04:02,255 [Banging] Fuck! 103 00:04:02,289 --> 00:04:03,569 [Deadite groaning] Where is he? 104 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:04,925 - Fuck! - MAN: The roof! 105 00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:06,793 He's back! 106 00:04:06,828 --> 00:04:09,262 Ah, who's "he"? 107 00:04:09,296 --> 00:04:10,696 Lem. 108 00:04:10,731 --> 00:04:12,298 Lem Lem? 109 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:16,102 He got back to the camp, about an hour ago. 110 00:04:16,137 --> 00:04:18,871 At first I thought he was drinking again, 111 00:04:18,905 --> 00:04:20,106 but then he started, 112 00:04:20,141 --> 00:04:21,774 tearing people apart. 113 00:04:21,808 --> 00:04:23,009 Oh, boy. 114 00:04:23,043 --> 00:04:24,244 AUSTIN: His eyes were all white and crazy. 115 00:04:24,278 --> 00:04:25,811 Looked like a fuckin' monster. 116 00:04:25,846 --> 00:04:27,447 Oh, of course he did. 117 00:04:27,481 --> 00:04:28,848 [Banging, scampering] 118 00:04:28,882 --> 00:04:32,318 DELMONT: Keep your weapons trained on the roof! 119 00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:33,919 - We gotta get the hell out of here. - Okay. 120 00:04:33,954 --> 00:04:36,122 I wouldn't be roamin' around anywhere if I were you. 121 00:04:36,156 --> 00:04:37,757 What the hell do you know?! 122 00:04:37,791 --> 00:04:39,959 Let me dumb it down for ya. 123 00:04:39,993 --> 00:04:41,994 What's out there knows that you're alive, 124 00:04:42,029 --> 00:04:44,797 and it wants you to be... un-alive. 125 00:04:44,831 --> 00:04:46,351 [Banging continues] [Crosby gasps] 126 00:04:49,335 --> 00:04:53,005 I know exactly what we're dealing with. 127 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,007 Big Brother put a virus in our air supply. 128 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:57,009 Turned Lem into some sort of... mummy! 129 00:04:57,044 --> 00:04:57,909 Well, that's a new one. 130 00:04:57,943 --> 00:04:59,811 Yeah, yeah, but we were ready for it. 131 00:04:59,845 --> 00:05:02,080 Were ya, okay. Wow. 132 00:05:02,114 --> 00:05:03,515 You guys are survivalists. 133 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:05,116 Here's how you survive. 134 00:05:05,151 --> 00:05:07,952 Give us our weapons back, and get the fuck out of our way. 135 00:05:07,987 --> 00:05:10,522 [Scampering] LEM: I'm gonna get you! 136 00:05:10,557 --> 00:05:12,424 Oh, why don't you come out, 137 00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:14,526 you motherfuckin' piece of shit?! 138 00:05:14,561 --> 00:05:17,462 Come on, I'll kill you myself! 139 00:05:17,497 --> 00:05:19,831 Probably not the best idea, Kel. 140 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:23,201 [Scampering stops] 141 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:26,071 Yeah, that's what I thought. 142 00:05:27,707 --> 00:05:29,107 That's how I know you. 143 00:05:29,141 --> 00:05:29,908 You was at the lockup when 144 00:05:29,942 --> 00:05:31,810 I was tossed in a few years ago! 145 00:05:31,844 --> 00:05:33,444 She's a cop! 146 00:05:33,478 --> 00:05:36,848 So who the fuck are you guys really, huh? 147 00:05:38,084 --> 00:05:40,018 [Speaking softly] You the government? 148 00:05:40,052 --> 00:05:42,187 You were the last people to see Lem. 149 00:05:43,488 --> 00:05:45,223 What are you, huh? 150 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,958 Checkin' in to see if your little experiment worked? 151 00:05:47,992 --> 00:05:49,627 What did you do to him? You tell me! 152 00:05:49,661 --> 00:05:51,629 - What did you do to Lem?! - Back off. 153 00:05:51,663 --> 00:05:53,183 MAN 2: Watch your six! Watch your six! 154 00:05:57,902 --> 00:05:59,537 [eerie music playing] [wind howling] 155 00:06:09,448 --> 00:06:11,248 I would stay away from there if I were you. 156 00:06:11,282 --> 00:06:13,683 Not looking for your input, tough guy. 157 00:06:24,062 --> 00:06:26,930 [Insects buzzing] 158 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:29,933 See? 159 00:06:29,968 --> 00:06:30,934 It's per... [Lem growling] 160 00:06:30,969 --> 00:06:32,803 - [Lance screamin] - Lance! 161 00:06:32,837 --> 00:06:34,071 Lance! 162 00:06:34,105 --> 00:06:36,705 No, you motherfucker! [Yelling at once] 163 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:40,676 We need to get the fuck out of here! 164 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:43,045 [Bullets whizzing] [Ash yells] 165 00:06:47,084 --> 00:06:48,885 You ain't goin' nowhere. 166 00:06:50,788 --> 00:06:52,521 [Fisher and Ash grunting] 167 00:06:55,793 --> 00:06:57,093 CROSBY: Enjoy! 168 00:06:57,127 --> 00:06:59,694 Maybe your old friend Lem will find you down there. 169 00:07:01,597 --> 00:07:03,165 [door slamming, locking] 170 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:04,666 [Groaning] 171 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,101 FISHER: What was that? 172 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,256 ASH: You know what that was. 173 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:08,670 There's two more we gotta get! 174 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:10,105 Let's load up and go! 175 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,840 Let's move it out! [Radio squawking] 176 00:07:11,874 --> 00:07:13,108 [Whispers] Shit. 177 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,242 MAN 3: Yeah! 178 00:07:14,277 --> 00:07:16,544 We got to figure out a way to get them out of there. 179 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,915 [Brakes squealing] 180 00:07:19,949 --> 00:07:21,382 - MAN 4: Over there! - Come on. 181 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:22,750 - I see 'em, I see 'em! - Let's move. 182 00:07:22,785 --> 00:07:23,951 - Shit. - Let's go. 183 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,586 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 184 00:07:25,621 --> 00:07:26,621 Whoa, watch it. 185 00:07:26,622 --> 00:07:28,289 Hold on, I'm tryin' somethin' here. 186 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:30,191 - [buzzing] - Hey. 187 00:07:30,225 --> 00:07:31,926 [Ash laughing] 188 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,461 It works! 189 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,430 You think there's another exit door? 190 00:07:35,464 --> 00:07:38,733 Ah, no, but I'll say "yes" just to keep hope alive. 191 00:07:38,767 --> 00:07:40,735 Let's check it out. [Fisher groaning] 192 00:07:50,312 --> 00:07:54,048 Oh, a week ago, I was havin' a burger with my partner, 193 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:57,318 and now... everything is upside down. 194 00:07:57,353 --> 00:08:00,421 Ah, took me a long time to get my head around it too, 195 00:08:00,456 --> 00:08:01,989 but you're seein' the world as it really is. 196 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,725 So, that's good. 197 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:04,892 Doesn't feel good. 198 00:08:04,926 --> 00:08:06,627 Oh, most people go through life 199 00:08:06,662 --> 00:08:07,928 thinkin' they're totally safe. 200 00:08:07,963 --> 00:08:10,129 People like us, we know the truth. 201 00:08:10,164 --> 00:08:11,465 Life is hard and dangerous, 202 00:08:11,499 --> 00:08:13,066 and sometimes you just gotta chop off 203 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,735 somebody's head to survive. 204 00:08:14,769 --> 00:08:16,636 [laughs] I guess. 205 00:08:16,671 --> 00:08:17,937 I guess that's true. 206 00:08:17,972 --> 00:08:20,139 But hey, this ain't so bad. 207 00:08:20,174 --> 00:08:21,608 Get to spend some quality time, 208 00:08:21,642 --> 00:08:23,309 like you've been dreamin' about. 209 00:08:23,344 --> 00:08:25,779 You think this is the right time for hitting on me? 210 00:08:25,813 --> 00:08:27,347 [laughing] There's no bad time. 211 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,850 - I'm old school, baby. - Oh, you're old somethin'. 212 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,050 [Banging] [Fisher gasps] 213 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:39,659 Hey, I'm sorry I misread you. 214 00:08:39,694 --> 00:08:41,762 The woman I was with, she told me that, 215 00:08:41,796 --> 00:08:44,097 she thought that you were the one makin' those... 216 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:45,131 those things. 217 00:08:45,165 --> 00:08:47,534 Who's this woman? 218 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,335 Her name was Ruby. 219 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:50,370 [Wind howling] 220 00:08:50,371 --> 00:08:53,006 She was a lot like you actually. 221 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,009 She spent her whole life fightin' those freaks... 222 00:08:57,778 --> 00:08:59,545 but it finally caught up to her. 223 00:09:03,017 --> 00:09:04,750 Just a normal person, 224 00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:07,387 got tangled up into somethin' that was so much bigger... 225 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,389 [eerie music playing] 226 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:10,890 Somethin' beyond her control. 227 00:09:23,369 --> 00:09:25,736 I will always be thankful she was honest with me. 228 00:09:27,705 --> 00:09:30,942 She taught me there is more out there, 229 00:09:30,976 --> 00:09:32,410 than any of us realize. 230 00:09:32,444 --> 00:09:34,412 [Lem growling] [banging] 231 00:09:34,446 --> 00:09:35,446 What was that? 232 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:48,426 [Thumping] [Fisher gasps] 233 00:09:57,068 --> 00:09:59,469 [Suspenseful music playing] [growling] 234 00:09:59,503 --> 00:10:02,238 MAN 5: Dangerous, orders on sight! 235 00:10:02,273 --> 00:10:03,539 [radio squawking] 236 00:10:05,443 --> 00:10:06,742 [Men yelling at once] 237 00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:09,545 [Whispers] Fuck. 238 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:11,114 We'll be okay. 239 00:10:11,148 --> 00:10:12,882 [Shouting orders] Go, go! 240 00:10:22,759 --> 00:10:24,460 [Pipes creaking] 241 00:10:30,634 --> 00:10:33,168 Hello, Ash... [Fisher gasps] 242 00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:34,770 [In deep voice] Good to see ya again. 243 00:10:34,805 --> 00:10:37,473 Wish I could say the same, Lem. 244 00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:40,843 You never wanted to drink with me, Ash. 245 00:10:40,878 --> 00:10:43,613 You said I was a bad drunk, 246 00:10:43,647 --> 00:10:45,781 that I liked the firewater. 247 00:10:45,816 --> 00:10:47,817 Ah, that's before I knew it was racist. 248 00:10:47,851 --> 00:10:49,619 [Speaking softly] That was a long time ago. 249 00:10:49,653 --> 00:10:53,623 Well, maybe you'll drink with me now. 250 00:10:54,858 --> 00:10:56,459 - What the hell was that? - Ah, no big deal. 251 00:10:56,493 --> 00:10:59,128 Just a little kerosene. 252 00:10:59,162 --> 00:11:00,963 - Hey Lem, don't, don't... - Cheers! 253 00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:02,297 - Oh! - Jesus. 254 00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,599 [Lem growling] 255 00:11:04,634 --> 00:11:07,168 I'm coming to get you! 256 00:11:14,644 --> 00:11:16,611 Where did you go? 257 00:11:21,651 --> 00:11:23,785 How'd you pick "flamethrower" so easily? 258 00:11:23,819 --> 00:11:26,187 [Whispering] What? 259 00:11:26,221 --> 00:11:27,956 Earlier, you said you wanted a flamethrower. 260 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:29,858 Just like that. 261 00:11:29,892 --> 00:11:33,561 Man, it's like you know exactly who you are. 262 00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:35,963 Are you havin' a meltdown? 263 00:11:35,997 --> 00:11:37,031 What? 264 00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:38,299 No. 265 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,201 Um, it's just... 266 00:11:43,072 --> 00:11:44,338 who am I? 267 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,975 Who are you? 268 00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:51,745 Ah, you are... a good friend, 269 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,214 - Someone who makes more... - What, no. 270 00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:55,248 What I'm asking is, 271 00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:57,317 like, am I like an "axe" guy, 272 00:11:57,351 --> 00:12:00,220 or somebody who uses a crossbow? 273 00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:02,389 Maybe I'm a "Taser" kinda guy, 274 00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:04,424 or I don't know. 275 00:12:04,459 --> 00:12:07,026 A rusty chain? 276 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:09,896 You know I used a gun at the diner, 277 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,178 felt kinda small. 278 00:12:11,266 --> 00:12:12,432 You know what? 279 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,667 I'm glad that bein' trapped in the woods, 280 00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:16,936 hunted by an insane militia, 281 00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:18,938 made you ask the big life questions. 282 00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:20,240 [Pablo laughing] 283 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,576 Yeah, me too. 284 00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:24,611 [Engine revving] [radio squawking] 285 00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:25,878 Shh, shh, shh. 286 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,853 I wish I had my rusty chain, yo. 287 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,287 [Truck door closes] No. 288 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,090 [Speaking softly] Keep tryin'. 289 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,124 Damn. 290 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,259 LEM: Ash... 291 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,195 [growling, roaring] [Fisher panting] 292 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,166 Ash! 293 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,437 Meet you by the creek. 294 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,439 - Look they separated. - DELMONT: Austin! 295 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,307 - That's good, that's good. - Hey Austin. 296 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,444 Hey, all we need is one gun. 297 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,115 [Growls] 298 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,282 LEM: Fuck! 299 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,953 Ash! 300 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:12,257 The more you hide, the more I'll make you suffer! 301 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,093 So go on, and hide! 302 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,594 [wind howling] 303 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,304 [Kelly gasps] [Austin laughs] 304 00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:28,405 I got one! 305 00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:29,640 Shit! 306 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,742 [Both panting] 307 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:32,777 [Grunts] 308 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,178 Come on, come on. No, please. 309 00:13:34,212 --> 00:13:35,512 [Kelly gasping] Come on, come here. 310 00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:36,947 Help, gotcha! 311 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,982 [Austin grunting] [Kelly yells] 312 00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:40,817 [laughing] Yes. 313 00:13:42,486 --> 00:13:43,787 [Suspenseful music playing] 314 00:13:46,223 --> 00:13:47,323 Nice try. 315 00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:08,410 [Buzzing] 316 00:14:12,816 --> 00:14:14,083 [Engine starting] 317 00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:20,655 [Tires screeching] 318 00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:24,359 Get in the back. [Kelly groaning] 319 00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:28,630 [Both grunting] 320 00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:32,667 I'm gonna get you pregnant later. 321 00:14:32,702 --> 00:14:34,236 Won't your sister be jealous of us? 322 00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:35,710 [Austin chuckling] [Kelly spits] 323 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:40,507 - Mm. - Uncle Sam will never outsmart 324 00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,509 a couple'a deep woods Michigan boys. 325 00:14:42,544 --> 00:14:45,178 We're not with Uncle Sam, you fuckin' knob! 326 00:14:45,213 --> 00:14:46,413 We're on the same side. 327 00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:47,881 Save your lies, Hillary. 328 00:14:47,915 --> 00:14:49,216 PABLO: Hey, you fucking moron. 329 00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:51,184 [Lance cheering] 330 00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:53,019 This has nothin' to do with the government. 331 00:14:53,054 --> 00:14:54,421 There is something evil out there! 332 00:14:54,456 --> 00:14:56,223 Oh, I know all about the evil out there. 333 00:14:56,258 --> 00:14:58,825 It's not the government! 334 00:14:58,860 --> 00:14:59,860 Lance? 335 00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:03,897 [Growling] It's me! 336 00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:05,832 [Yelling] Oh my God! 337 00:15:09,403 --> 00:15:11,604 [Hissing] [gasping] 338 00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:12,705 Shit! 339 00:15:14,142 --> 00:15:15,742 What the fuck? 340 00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:17,709 [Both grunting] 341 00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,211 Shit! 342 00:15:19,246 --> 00:15:20,846 Pablo! 343 00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:22,347 [Kelly gasping] [grunting continues] 344 00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:24,349 Pablo, do something! 345 00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:25,484 Pablo! 346 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,190 [Kelly gasping] 347 00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:35,194 We're out of time! 348 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,428 Pablo, go! 349 00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,565 Pablo! [Yelling] 350 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,900 [Lance and Kelly groaning] 351 00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:43,868 Hang on! Shit! 352 00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:47,739 Fuck! 353 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,041 Here we go! 354 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,075 [Kelly yelling] 355 00:15:54,013 --> 00:15:55,447 One! [Lance roaring] 356 00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:56,481 Two! 357 00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:57,415 Three! 358 00:15:57,449 --> 00:16:00,217 [Lance and Kelly grunt] [screeching] 359 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,352 [Both panting] 360 00:16:04,656 --> 00:16:07,090 Hey, nice drivin'. 361 00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:12,095 Oh, thanks. 362 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:16,934 So, maybe I'm a "pick-up truck" kinda guy? 363 00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:19,837 [laughing] Yeah, maybe. 364 00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:21,071 Oh. 365 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,607 Oh, hello handsome. 366 00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:28,312 Okay. 367 00:16:28,346 --> 00:16:30,948 So what's the plan? 368 00:16:30,982 --> 00:16:32,916 You're gonna get that guy's gas mask. 369 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,191 We're gonna ambush these hicks, 370 00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:35,285 and save Ash. 371 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,953 Um, uh, that mask? 372 00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:38,387 Well yeah, it's the only one around. 373 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:41,991 Uh... do you really think I need one? 374 00:16:42,025 --> 00:16:43,226 In order for this plan to work, yeah, 375 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:46,762 'cause you need to be in disguise. 376 00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:50,266 Look, I'll clean the blood off with my shirt, okay? 377 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,101 Yeah, no, no. I-I got this. 378 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,771 [Sighing] I got this. 379 00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:57,906 Hey. 380 00:17:02,845 --> 00:17:04,779 Pssh, he gone. 381 00:17:04,813 --> 00:17:06,982 All right, just pull it off. Come on. 382 00:17:07,016 --> 00:17:09,384 Look, it's a process, okay? 383 00:17:09,418 --> 00:17:10,785 I'm getting there. 384 00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:13,021 Jeez, you know I-I've been through a lot. 385 00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:18,458 [Suspenseful music playing] [Lance growling] 386 00:17:18,493 --> 00:17:19,793 Oh, shit! Fuck, Kelly! 387 00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:22,329 - Oh my... - Oh, kill him now! 388 00:17:22,364 --> 00:17:24,064 [Pablo and Kelly yelling] 389 00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:25,199 [Yelling] 390 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:27,902 - Pablo! - Ah! 391 00:17:27,936 --> 00:17:28,969 Duck! 392 00:17:31,273 --> 00:17:33,507 Oh shit! Don't shoot me please! 393 00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:35,375 It's not my fault! [Pablo shrieking] 394 00:17:41,115 --> 00:17:42,949 Whose fault is it?! 395 00:17:44,451 --> 00:17:47,653 It's the gun's fault! 396 00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:50,189 [Shrieking continues] These things are dangerous! 397 00:17:50,224 --> 00:17:52,065 [Pablo and Kelly screaming] [Lance roaring] 398 00:17:54,627 --> 00:17:55,693 Ha! 399 00:17:55,728 --> 00:17:57,796 [Gasping] Oh, shit! 400 00:17:59,232 --> 00:18:00,299 [Pablo grunting] 401 00:18:05,271 --> 00:18:06,738 - Pablo! - [Pablo shrieks] 402 00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:10,809 You're good to grab that mask now. 403 00:18:16,548 --> 00:18:18,916 [Suspenseful music playing] 404 00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:21,252 [Lem roaring] 405 00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:22,519 [Growling] 406 00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:27,258 Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 407 00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:28,859 Hey, you see what I see? 408 00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,761 [Panting] Oh, daylight. 409 00:18:30,795 --> 00:18:31,895 [Ash laughing] 410 00:18:36,468 --> 00:18:38,068 - Crap. - Shit. 411 00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:40,871 Wait a minute. Propane. 412 00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:44,441 We'll just blow the asshole up. 413 00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:45,542 No we won't. 414 00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:48,589 I've got an idea, 415 00:18:48,613 --> 00:18:50,313 but you're gonna have to follow my lead. 416 00:18:50,348 --> 00:18:54,150 I like a lady who takes charge. 417 00:18:54,185 --> 00:18:55,385 Help! 418 00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:56,419 Help! 419 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,088 That's your idea?! 420 00:18:58,122 --> 00:18:59,756 Trust me. 421 00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:01,091 [Chain rattling] 422 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,293 Lem, I can't take it! Help me! 423 00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:05,562 Help me, please! 424 00:19:05,597 --> 00:19:07,263 [growling] 425 00:19:07,298 --> 00:19:10,801 Ash! I'm coming to get you! 426 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,604 [Snarling] 427 00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:20,643 What happened? 428 00:19:20,677 --> 00:19:22,145 Where the hell is everybody? 429 00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:25,115 Right here, asshole. 430 00:19:25,148 --> 00:19:26,181 MAN 6: What, oh! 431 00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:27,750 [man groans] [trigger clicks] 432 00:19:27,784 --> 00:19:30,319 One false move, and I will Second Amendment 433 00:19:30,353 --> 00:19:32,488 your brains all over this truck. 434 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,457 [Eerie music playing] 435 00:19:37,628 --> 00:19:39,028 [Lem growling] 436 00:19:39,062 --> 00:19:40,696 [Chuckling] 437 00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:42,464 Friends. 438 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:45,968 [laughing] 439 00:19:50,908 --> 00:19:52,074 Let's party. 440 00:19:57,212 --> 00:19:59,848 [Lem grunting] 441 00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:00,982 [Both grunting] 442 00:20:03,152 --> 00:20:04,452 My brain! 443 00:20:04,486 --> 00:20:06,021 [both grunting] 444 00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:07,155 Good news, Lem. 445 00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:08,489 You won't even know it's gone. 446 00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:11,026 [Roaring] 447 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,060 [Fisher gasping] Diesel. 448 00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:14,395 Oh, shit. 449 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,697 [Roaring continues] 450 00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:23,037 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! 451 00:20:23,072 --> 00:20:24,172 Strike! 452 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,273 [All grunting] 453 00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:29,577 Ruff! [Fisher giggles] 454 00:20:29,611 --> 00:20:31,051 [Lem and Ash grunting] [yelling] 455 00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:35,083 [Lem snarling] 456 00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:36,117 No! 457 00:20:37,218 --> 00:20:39,319 Shit's about to get real! 458 00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:41,354 [Groaning] 459 00:20:41,389 --> 00:20:42,689 [Fisher and Lem grunting] 460 00:20:48,596 --> 00:20:51,431 [Fisher yells, panting] 461 00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:52,699 Safety last! 462 00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:55,202 [Ash grunting] 463 00:20:57,271 --> 00:20:58,505 [Ash laughing] 464 00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:00,173 Well, that was fun. [Fisher chuckling] 465 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,242 We should get handcuffed together more often. 466 00:21:02,276 --> 00:21:04,243 You wouldn't even know what to do with me. 467 00:21:04,277 --> 00:21:06,345 Oh honey bunny, I would destroy you 468 00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:07,814 in the best possible way. 469 00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:09,082 Oh... 470 00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:10,216 You know I was gonna take that propane, 471 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,150 and blow the doors off, 472 00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:15,088 but I'll happily blow your doors off first. 473 00:21:15,122 --> 00:21:16,155 Really? 474 00:21:17,658 --> 00:21:18,992 [Romantic music playing] 475 00:21:21,872 --> 00:21:22,872 PABLO: Ash! [Door opening] 476 00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:25,098 Fisher! [Fisher laughing] 477 00:21:25,132 --> 00:21:27,934 KELLY: Are you alive in there? 478 00:21:27,968 --> 00:21:30,003 - Rain check. - Oh. 479 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,741 [Man grunts] MAN 7: Shit! 480 00:21:39,613 --> 00:21:40,579 Looks like you guys already went 481 00:21:40,614 --> 00:21:42,148 shoppin' for the good stuff. 482 00:21:42,182 --> 00:21:44,082 Yeah. Fuck a flamethrower. 483 00:21:44,117 --> 00:21:46,318 This guy has got girth. 484 00:21:46,353 --> 00:21:47,986 Oh, yeah. 485 00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:50,756 I think I found my own boomstick. 486 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:52,758 [Pablo laughing] [Kelly gasps] 487 00:21:56,863 --> 00:21:58,096 Jesus, Pablo. [Shattering] 488 00:21:58,131 --> 00:21:59,898 Shit! 489 00:21:59,932 --> 00:22:00,932 My bad. 490 00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:02,834 Ah, yeah. You know what? 491 00:22:02,869 --> 00:22:05,470 I think a gun might be better. 492 00:22:08,141 --> 00:22:09,474 Looks good on you. 493 00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:17,916 Save those cuffs, baby, we'll use 'em later. 494 00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:20,151 It never turns off with you, does it? 495 00:22:20,186 --> 00:22:23,588 Baby cakes, I don't know how to turn it off. 496 00:22:23,622 --> 00:22:25,523 [Clamoring] Help, help! 497 00:22:25,558 --> 00:22:27,358 Jesus fuckin' mother... 498 00:22:27,393 --> 00:22:28,793 Help! Help us! 499 00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:29,927 Help! 500 00:22:29,961 --> 00:22:30,828 Help! 501 00:22:30,862 --> 00:22:33,130 [Austin growling] Help, help! 502 00:22:43,141 --> 00:22:44,508 [triumphant music playing] 503 00:22:48,423 --> 00:22:49,423 See? 504 00:22:49,447 --> 00:22:52,683 In this war everybody's on the same side. 505 00:22:52,718 --> 00:22:54,719 Hey, go ahead and cut yourself free. 506 00:22:54,753 --> 00:22:57,721 I'd get as far away from here as possible. 507 00:22:57,755 --> 00:22:59,789 So, ah, we hittin' this cabin or what? 508 00:22:59,824 --> 00:23:01,057 'Cause I'm ready to kick some ass. 509 00:23:01,092 --> 00:23:02,092 Yeah, me too. 510 00:23:02,126 --> 00:23:03,727 I feel like we're ready for anything. 511 00:23:03,761 --> 00:23:04,861 Hey. 512 00:23:06,864 --> 00:23:09,298 Just so you know, 513 00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:13,069 each of you has a very special place in my heart. 514 00:23:13,104 --> 00:23:15,504 Good job stayin' alive. 515 00:23:15,539 --> 00:23:16,705 Keep it up. 516 00:23:18,574 --> 00:23:20,075 Amen. 517 00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:23,045 Aww, someone inhaled too much kerosene. 518 00:23:23,079 --> 00:23:24,512 [laughter] 519 00:23:24,547 --> 00:23:26,081 Now come on, 520 00:23:26,116 --> 00:23:28,117 we've got some Deadites to mow down! 521 00:23:31,121 --> 00:23:32,154 [sighs] 522 00:23:32,188 --> 00:23:35,657 So ah, where's this big, bad cabin at anyway, Ash? 523 00:23:37,393 --> 00:23:38,393 Ash? 524 00:23:41,564 --> 00:23:43,431 Where'd he go? 525 00:23:43,466 --> 00:23:45,367 Ash? 526 00:23:45,401 --> 00:23:47,168 Hello? 527 00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:48,470 Jefe? 528 00:23:48,471 --> 00:23:58,782 - synced and corrected by kategreen - - www.MY-SUBS.com -