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There's a killer on the loose,
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and I'm sittin' here waitin' for this
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decomposed hand to lead me to him.
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[screeching]
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[Both grunting]
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Ruby!
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[Screeching continues]
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ASH: All roads to destroying this evil
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lead right back to where it all began.
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The cabin.
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Then let's go back there and end it all.
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You can't go with me.
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I've put your lives
in too much danger already.
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- Ash?
- Lem?
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LEM: I'm really gettin' my life together.
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Even join the militia.
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Where's your camp?
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- FISHER: I got him.
- Don't do anything
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till I get there.
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State police!
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[Fisher grunting] [Ash groaning]
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[Growling]
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[Screaming] [panting]
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[Screams]
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- Come with us.
- Where to?
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To fight.
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Let's boogie.
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[Birds chirping] [eerie music playing]
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[Grunts]
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You know I still don't know
how I feel about you guys
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comin' to the cabin.
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I guess if you're dead set on it...
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Dead set?
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Uh, let's say "live" set.
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Keep it upbeat.
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Exactly.
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We're not, "Leavin' a trail
of blood and guts behind us,"
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we're, "Keeping Michigan moist."
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We're comin' to this cabin with you.
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We're basically family now.
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I know. That's the problem.
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Everyone I have feelings for dies there,
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but you're adults.
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We'll go see Lem, get some big boy toys,
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- Go to the cabin.
- Good.
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'Cause anything's better than this.
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Don't worry, Annie Oakley,
you'll get your gun.
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[Kelly laughs]
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I want a flamethrower.
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[Pablo chuckling] I'm serious!
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I lost my parents, got possessed.
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Flamethrower seems fair.
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Yeah, well. You are pretty fiery.
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Okay, listen.
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Some friendly advice, these militia types
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are a little twitchy.
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Oh, I know these kind of people.
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Paranoid rednecks who hit the woods
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to play Rambo for the weekend.
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Okay now, easy.
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We don't want another
Ruby Ridge on our hands.
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So, just tuck that attitude
right into your cleavage,
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which I definitely have
not ever noticed before.
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[Speaking softly] Wow.
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[Man groaning] [bird's wings flapping]
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Help.
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[gasping] Help!
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Someone!
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Someone.
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Someone.
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Holy shit!
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[Gasping continues]
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[Ash grunts] He's here.
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- Who, who's here?
- Him.
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He tore the whole place apart.
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FISHER: Okay, you're in shock,
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we need to stop the blood flow.
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[Man groans] [Fisher gasps]
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Please.
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Just kill me.
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Easy, pal. We're not gonna kill anybody.
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Get you all fixed up.
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Okay, first things first...
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- CROSBY: Get away from him!
- What?
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He's one of those things, isn't he?!
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He's one of those things!
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[Suspenseful music playing]
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So...
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who the fuck are you guys,
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and why are you roaming around my camp?
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Uh, first off, apologies.
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[Chuckles] I guess we caught you guys
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at something of an inconvenient time.
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We're just lookin' for Lem.
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He said he could help us out.
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- You know Lem?
- Oh, I know Lem.
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Yeah, he's a good friend of mine.
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I just saw him at the diner,
he invited us here.
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I've met you before.
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Where you from?
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Me? Nowhere near here.
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[Banging] Fuck!
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[Deadite groaning] Where is he?
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- Fuck!
- MAN: The roof!
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He's back!
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Ah, who's "he"?
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Lem.
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Lem Lem?
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He got back to the camp,
about an hour ago.
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At first I thought he was drinking again,
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but then he started,
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tearing people apart.
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Oh, boy.
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AUSTIN: His eyes were all white and crazy.
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Looked like a fuckin' monster.
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Oh, of course he did.
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[Banging, scampering]
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DELMONT: Keep your weapons
trained on the roof!
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- We gotta get the hell out of here.
- Okay.
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I wouldn't be roamin' around
anywhere if I were you.
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What the hell do you know?!
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Let me dumb it down for ya.
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What's out there knows that you're alive,
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and it wants you to be... un-alive.
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[Banging continues] [Crosby gasps]
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I know exactly what we're dealing with.
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Big Brother put a virus in our air supply.
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Turned Lem into some sort of... mummy!
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Well, that's a new one.
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Yeah, yeah, but we were ready for it.
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Were ya, okay. Wow.
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You guys are survivalists.
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Here's how you survive.
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Give us our weapons back,
and get the fuck out of our way.
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[Scampering] LEM: I'm gonna get you!
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Oh, why don't you come out,
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you motherfuckin' piece of shit?!
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Come on, I'll kill you myself!
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Probably not the best idea, Kel.
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[Scampering stops]
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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That's how I know you.
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You was at the lockup when
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I was tossed in a few years ago!
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She's a cop!
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So who the fuck are you guys really, huh?
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[Speaking softly] You the government?
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You were the last people to see Lem.
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What are you, huh?
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Checkin' in to see if your
little experiment worked?
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What did you do to him? You tell me!
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- What did you do to Lem?!
- Back off.
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MAN 2: Watch your six! Watch your six!
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[eerie music playing] [wind howling]
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I would stay away from
there if I were you.
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Not looking for your input, tough guy.
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[Insects buzzing]
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See?
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It's per... [Lem growling]
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- [Lance screamin]
- Lance!
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Lance!
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No, you motherfucker! [Yelling at once]
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We need to get the fuck out of here!
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[Bullets whizzing] [Ash yells]
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You ain't goin' nowhere.
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[Fisher and Ash grunting]
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CROSBY: Enjoy!
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Maybe your old friend
Lem will find you down there.
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[door slamming, locking]
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[Groaning]
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FISHER: What was that?
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ASH: You know what that was.
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There's two more we gotta get!
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Let's load up and go!
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Let's move it out! [Radio squawking]
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[Whispers] Shit.
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MAN 3: Yeah!
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We got to figure out a way
to get them out of there.
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[Brakes squealing]
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- MAN 4: Over there!
- Come on.
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- I see 'em, I see 'em!
- Let's move.
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- Shit.
- Let's go.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Whoa, watch it.
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Hold on, I'm tryin' somethin' here.
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- [buzzing]
- Hey.
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[Ash laughing]
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It works!
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You think there's another exit door?
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Ah, no, but I'll say "yes"
just to keep hope alive.
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Let's check it out. [Fisher groaning]
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Oh, a week ago, I was havin'
a burger with my partner,
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and now... everything is upside down.
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Ah, took me a long time
to get my head around it too,
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but you're seein'
the world as it really is.
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So, that's good.
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Doesn't feel good.
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Oh, most people go through life
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thinkin' they're totally safe.
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People like us, we know the truth.
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Life is hard and dangerous,
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and sometimes you just gotta chop off
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somebody's head to survive.
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[laughs] I guess.
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I guess that's true.
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But hey, this ain't so bad.
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Get to spend some quality time,
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like you've been dreamin' about.
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You think this is the right
time for hitting on me?
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[laughing] There's no bad time.
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- I'm old school, baby.
- Oh, you're old somethin'.
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[Banging] [Fisher gasps]
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Hey, I'm sorry I misread you.
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The woman I was with, she told me that,
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she thought that you were
the one makin' those...
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those things.
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Who's this woman?
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Her name was Ruby.
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[Wind howling]
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She was a lot like you actually.
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She spent her whole life
fightin' those freaks...
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but it finally caught up to her.
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Just a normal person,
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got tangled up into somethin'
that was so much bigger...
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[eerie music playing]
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Somethin' beyond her control.
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I will always be thankful
she was honest with me.
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She taught me there is more out there,
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than any of us realize.
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[Lem growling] [banging]
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What was that?
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[Thumping] [Fisher gasps]
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[Suspenseful music playing] [growling]
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MAN 5: Dangerous, orders on sight!
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[radio squawking]
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[Men yelling at once]
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[Whispers] Fuck.
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We'll be okay.
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[Shouting orders] Go, go!
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[Pipes creaking]
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Hello, Ash... [Fisher gasps]
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[In deep voice] Good to see ya again.
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Wish I could say the same, Lem.
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You never wanted to drink with me, Ash.
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You said I was a bad drunk,
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that I liked the firewater.
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Ah, that's before I knew it was racist.
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[Speaking softly]
That was a long time ago.
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Well, maybe you'll drink with me now.
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- What the hell was that?
- Ah, no big deal.
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Just a little kerosene.
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- Hey Lem, don't, don't...
- Cheers!
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- Oh!
- Jesus.
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[Lem growling]
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I'm coming to get you!
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Where did you go?
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How'd you pick "flamethrower" so easily?
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[Whispering] What?
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Earlier, you said
you wanted a flamethrower.
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Just like that.
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Man, it's like you know
exactly who you are.
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Are you havin' a meltdown?
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What?
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No.
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00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,201
Um, it's just...
266
00:11:43,072 --> 00:11:44,338
who am I?
267
00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,975
Who are you?
268
00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:51,745
Ah, you are... a good friend,
269
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,214
- Someone who makes more...
- What, no.
270
00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:55,248
What I'm asking is,
271
00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:57,317
like, am I like an "axe" guy,
272
00:11:57,351 --> 00:12:00,220
or somebody who uses a crossbow?
273
00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:02,389
Maybe I'm a "Taser" kinda guy,
274
00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:04,424
or I don't know.
275
00:12:04,459 --> 00:12:07,026
A rusty chain?
276
00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:09,896
You know I used a gun at the diner,
277
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,178
felt kinda small.
278
00:12:11,266 --> 00:12:12,432
You know what?
279
00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,667
I'm glad that bein' trapped in the woods,
280
00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:16,936
hunted by an insane militia,
281
00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:18,938
made you ask the big life questions.
282
00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:20,240
[Pablo laughing]
283
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,576
Yeah, me too.
284
00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:24,611
[Engine revving] [radio squawking]
285
00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:25,878
Shh, shh, shh.
286
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,853
I wish I had my rusty chain, yo.
287
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,287
[Truck door closes] No.
288
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,090
[Speaking softly] Keep tryin'.
289
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,124
Damn.
290
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,259
LEM: Ash...
291
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,195
[growling, roaring] [Fisher panting]
292
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,166
Ash!
293
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,437
Meet you by the creek.
294
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,439
- Look they separated.
- DELMONT: Austin!
295
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,307
- That's good, that's good.
- Hey Austin.
296
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,444
Hey, all we need is one gun.
297
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,115
[Growls]
298
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,282
LEM: Fuck!
299
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,953
Ash!
300
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:12,257
The more you hide,
the more I'll make you suffer!
301
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,093
So go on, and hide!
302
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,594
[wind howling]
303
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,304
[Kelly gasps] [Austin laughs]
304
00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:28,405
I got one!
305
00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:29,640
Shit!
306
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,742
[Both panting]
307
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:32,777
[Grunts]
308
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,178
Come on, come on. No, please.
309
00:13:34,212 --> 00:13:35,512
[Kelly gasping] Come on, come here.
310
00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:36,947
Help, gotcha!
311
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,982
[Austin grunting] [Kelly yells]
312
00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:40,817
[laughing] Yes.
313
00:13:42,486 --> 00:13:43,787
[Suspenseful music playing]
314
00:13:46,223 --> 00:13:47,323
Nice try.
315
00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:08,410
[Buzzing]
316
00:14:12,816 --> 00:14:14,083
[Engine starting]
317
00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:20,655
[Tires screeching]
318
00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:24,359
Get in the back. [Kelly groaning]
319
00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:28,630
[Both grunting]
320
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:32,667
I'm gonna get you pregnant later.
321
00:14:32,702 --> 00:14:34,236
Won't your sister be jealous of us?
322
00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:35,710
[Austin chuckling] [Kelly spits]
323
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:40,507
- Mm.
- Uncle Sam will never outsmart
324
00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,509
a couple'a deep woods Michigan boys.
325
00:14:42,544 --> 00:14:45,178
We're not with Uncle Sam,
you fuckin' knob!
326
00:14:45,213 --> 00:14:46,413
We're on the same side.
327
00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:47,881
Save your lies, Hillary.
328
00:14:47,915 --> 00:14:49,216
PABLO: Hey, you fucking moron.
329
00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:51,184
[Lance cheering]
330
00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:53,019
This has nothin'
to do with the government.
331
00:14:53,054 --> 00:14:54,421
There is something evil out there!
332
00:14:54,456 --> 00:14:56,223
Oh, I know all about the evil out there.
333
00:14:56,258 --> 00:14:58,825
It's not the government!
334
00:14:58,860 --> 00:14:59,860
Lance?
335
00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:03,897
[Growling] It's me!
336
00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:05,832
[Yelling] Oh my God!
337
00:15:09,403 --> 00:15:11,604
[Hissing] [gasping]
338
00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:12,705
Shit!
339
00:15:14,142 --> 00:15:15,742
What the fuck?
340
00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:17,709
[Both grunting]
341
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,211
Shit!
342
00:15:19,246 --> 00:15:20,846
Pablo!
343
00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:22,347
[Kelly gasping] [grunting continues]
344
00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:24,349
Pablo, do something!
345
00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:25,484
Pablo!
346
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,190
[Kelly gasping]
347
00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:35,194
We're out of time!
348
00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,428
Pablo, go!
349
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,565
Pablo! [Yelling]
350
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,900
[Lance and Kelly groaning]
351
00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:43,868
Hang on! Shit!
352
00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:47,739
Fuck!
353
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,041
Here we go!
354
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,075
[Kelly yelling]
355
00:15:54,013 --> 00:15:55,447
One! [Lance roaring]
356
00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:56,481
Two!
357
00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:57,415
Three!
358
00:15:57,449 --> 00:16:00,217
[Lance and Kelly grunt] [screeching]
359
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,352
[Both panting]
360
00:16:04,656 --> 00:16:07,090
Hey, nice drivin'.
361
00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:12,095
Oh, thanks.
362
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:16,934
So, maybe I'm a "pick-up truck" kinda guy?
363
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:19,837
[laughing] Yeah, maybe.
364
00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:21,071
Oh.
365
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,607
Oh, hello handsome.
366
00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:28,312
Okay.
367
00:16:28,346 --> 00:16:30,948
So what's the plan?
368
00:16:30,982 --> 00:16:32,916
You're gonna get that guy's gas mask.
369
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,191
We're gonna ambush these hicks,
370
00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:35,285
and save Ash.
371
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,953
Um, uh, that mask?
372
00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:38,387
Well yeah, it's the only one around.
373
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:41,991
Uh... do you really think I need one?
374
00:16:42,025 --> 00:16:43,226
In order for this plan to work, yeah,
375
00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:46,762
'cause you need to be in disguise.
376
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:50,266
Look, I'll clean the blood
off with my shirt, okay?
377
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,101
Yeah, no, no. I-I got this.
378
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,771
[Sighing] I got this.
379
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:57,906
Hey.
380
00:17:02,845 --> 00:17:04,779
Pssh, he gone.
381
00:17:04,813 --> 00:17:06,982
All right, just pull it off. Come on.
382
00:17:07,016 --> 00:17:09,384
Look, it's a process, okay?
383
00:17:09,418 --> 00:17:10,785
I'm getting there.
384
00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:13,021
Jeez, you know I-I've been through a lot.
385
00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:18,458
[Suspenseful music playing]
[Lance growling]
386
00:17:18,493 --> 00:17:19,793
Oh, shit! Fuck, Kelly!
387
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:22,329
- Oh my...
- Oh, kill him now!
388
00:17:22,364 --> 00:17:24,064
[Pablo and Kelly yelling]
389
00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:25,199
[Yelling]
390
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:27,902
- Pablo!
- Ah!
391
00:17:27,936 --> 00:17:28,969
Duck!
392
00:17:31,273 --> 00:17:33,507
Oh shit! Don't shoot me please!
393
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:35,375
It's not my fault! [Pablo shrieking]
394
00:17:41,115 --> 00:17:42,949
Whose fault is it?!
395
00:17:44,451 --> 00:17:47,653
It's the gun's fault!
396
00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:50,189
[Shrieking continues]
These things are dangerous!
397
00:17:50,224 --> 00:17:52,065
[Pablo and Kelly screaming]
[Lance roaring]
398
00:17:54,627 --> 00:17:55,693
Ha!
399
00:17:55,728 --> 00:17:57,796
[Gasping] Oh, shit!
400
00:17:59,232 --> 00:18:00,299
[Pablo grunting]
401
00:18:05,271 --> 00:18:06,738
- Pablo!
- [Pablo shrieks]
402
00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:10,809
You're good to grab that mask now.
403
00:18:16,548 --> 00:18:18,916
[Suspenseful music playing]
404
00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:21,252
[Lem roaring]
405
00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:22,519
[Growling]
406
00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:27,258
Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
407
00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:28,859
Hey, you see what I see?
408
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,761
[Panting] Oh, daylight.
409
00:18:30,795 --> 00:18:31,895
[Ash laughing]
410
00:18:36,468 --> 00:18:38,068
- Crap.
- Shit.
411
00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:40,871
Wait a minute. Propane.
412
00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:44,441
We'll just blow the asshole up.
413
00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:45,542
No we won't.
414
00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:48,589
I've got an idea,
415
00:18:48,613 --> 00:18:50,313
but you're gonna have to follow my lead.
416
00:18:50,348 --> 00:18:54,150
I like a lady who takes charge.
417
00:18:54,185 --> 00:18:55,385
Help!
418
00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:56,419
Help!
419
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,088
That's your idea?!
420
00:18:58,122 --> 00:18:59,756
Trust me.
421
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:01,091
[Chain rattling]
422
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,293
Lem, I can't take it! Help me!
423
00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:05,562
Help me, please!
424
00:19:05,597 --> 00:19:07,263
[growling]
425
00:19:07,298 --> 00:19:10,801
Ash! I'm coming to get you!
426
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,604
[Snarling]
427
00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:20,643
What happened?
428
00:19:20,677 --> 00:19:22,145
Where the hell is everybody?
429
00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:25,115
Right here, asshole.
430
00:19:25,148 --> 00:19:26,181
MAN 6: What, oh!
431
00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:27,750
[man groans] [trigger clicks]
432
00:19:27,784 --> 00:19:30,319
One false move,
and I will Second Amendment
433
00:19:30,353 --> 00:19:32,488
your brains all over this truck.
434
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,457
[Eerie music playing]
435
00:19:37,628 --> 00:19:39,028
[Lem growling]
436
00:19:39,062 --> 00:19:40,696
[Chuckling]
437
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:42,464
Friends.
438
00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:45,968
[laughing]
439
00:19:50,908 --> 00:19:52,074
Let's party.
440
00:19:57,212 --> 00:19:59,848
[Lem grunting]
441
00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:00,982
[Both grunting]
442
00:20:03,152 --> 00:20:04,452
My brain!
443
00:20:04,486 --> 00:20:06,021
[both grunting]
444
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:07,155
Good news, Lem.
445
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:08,489
You won't even know it's gone.
446
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:11,026
[Roaring]
447
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,060
[Fisher gasping] Diesel.
448
00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:14,395
Oh, shit.
449
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,697
[Roaring continues]
450
00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:23,037
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
451
00:20:23,072 --> 00:20:24,172
Strike!
452
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,273
[All grunting]
453
00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:29,577
Ruff! [Fisher giggles]
454
00:20:29,611 --> 00:20:31,051
[Lem and Ash grunting] [yelling]
455
00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:35,083
[Lem snarling]
456
00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:36,117
No!
457
00:20:37,218 --> 00:20:39,319
Shit's about to get real!
458
00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:41,354
[Groaning]
459
00:20:41,389 --> 00:20:42,689
[Fisher and Lem grunting]
460
00:20:48,596 --> 00:20:51,431
[Fisher yells, panting]
461
00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:52,699
Safety last!
462
00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:55,202
[Ash grunting]
463
00:20:57,271 --> 00:20:58,505
[Ash laughing]
464
00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:00,173
Well, that was fun. [Fisher chuckling]
465
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,242
We should get handcuffed
together more often.
466
00:21:02,276 --> 00:21:04,243
You wouldn't even know what to do with me.
467
00:21:04,277 --> 00:21:06,345
Oh honey bunny, I would destroy you
468
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:07,814
in the best possible way.
469
00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:09,082
Oh...
470
00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:10,216
You know I was gonna take that propane,
471
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,150
and blow the doors off,
472
00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:15,088
but I'll happily blow
your doors off first.
473
00:21:15,122 --> 00:21:16,155
Really?
474
00:21:17,658 --> 00:21:18,992
[Romantic music playing]
475
00:21:21,872 --> 00:21:22,872
PABLO: Ash! [Door opening]
476
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:25,098
Fisher! [Fisher laughing]
477
00:21:25,132 --> 00:21:27,934
KELLY: Are you alive in there?
478
00:21:27,968 --> 00:21:30,003
- Rain check.
- Oh.
479
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,741
[Man grunts] MAN 7: Shit!
480
00:21:39,613 --> 00:21:40,579
Looks like you guys already went
481
00:21:40,614 --> 00:21:42,148
shoppin' for the good stuff.
482
00:21:42,182 --> 00:21:44,082
Yeah. Fuck a flamethrower.
483
00:21:44,117 --> 00:21:46,318
This guy has got girth.
484
00:21:46,353 --> 00:21:47,986
Oh, yeah.
485
00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:50,756
I think I found my own boomstick.
486
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:52,758
[Pablo laughing] [Kelly gasps]
487
00:21:56,863 --> 00:21:58,096
Jesus, Pablo. [Shattering]
488
00:21:58,131 --> 00:21:59,898
Shit!
489
00:21:59,932 --> 00:22:00,932
My bad.
490
00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:02,834
Ah, yeah. You know what?
491
00:22:02,869 --> 00:22:05,470
I think a gun might be better.
492
00:22:08,141 --> 00:22:09,474
Looks good on you.
493
00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:17,916
Save those cuffs, baby,
we'll use 'em later.
494
00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:20,151
It never turns off with you, does it?
495
00:22:20,186 --> 00:22:23,588
Baby cakes, I don't
know how to turn it off.
496
00:22:23,622 --> 00:22:25,523
[Clamoring] Help, help!
497
00:22:25,558 --> 00:22:27,358
Jesus fuckin' mother...
498
00:22:27,393 --> 00:22:28,793
Help! Help us!
499
00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:29,927
Help!
500
00:22:29,961 --> 00:22:30,828
Help!
501
00:22:30,862 --> 00:22:33,130
[Austin growling] Help, help!
502
00:22:43,141 --> 00:22:44,508
[triumphant music playing]
503
00:22:48,423 --> 00:22:49,423
See?
504
00:22:49,447 --> 00:22:52,683
In this war everybody's on the same side.
505
00:22:52,718 --> 00:22:54,719
Hey, go ahead and cut yourself free.
506
00:22:54,753 --> 00:22:57,721
I'd get as far away from here as possible.
507
00:22:57,755 --> 00:22:59,789
So, ah, we hittin' this cabin or what?
508
00:22:59,824 --> 00:23:01,057
'Cause I'm ready to kick some ass.
509
00:23:01,092 --> 00:23:02,092
Yeah, me too.
510
00:23:02,126 --> 00:23:03,727
I feel like we're ready for anything.
511
00:23:03,761 --> 00:23:04,861
Hey.
512
00:23:06,864 --> 00:23:09,298
Just so you know,
513
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:13,069
each of you has a very
special place in my heart.
514
00:23:13,104 --> 00:23:15,504
Good job stayin' alive.
515
00:23:15,539 --> 00:23:16,705
Keep it up.
516
00:23:18,574 --> 00:23:20,075
Amen.
517
00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:23,045
Aww, someone inhaled too much kerosene.
518
00:23:23,079 --> 00:23:24,512
[laughter]
519
00:23:24,547 --> 00:23:26,081
Now come on,
520
00:23:26,116 --> 00:23:28,117
we've got some Deadites to mow down!
521
00:23:31,121 --> 00:23:32,154
[sighs]
522
00:23:32,188 --> 00:23:35,657
So ah, where's this big,
bad cabin at anyway, Ash?
523
00:23:37,393 --> 00:23:38,393
Ash?
524
00:23:41,564 --> 00:23:43,431
Where'd he go?
525
00:23:43,466 --> 00:23:45,367
Ash?
526
00:23:45,401 --> 00:23:47,168
Hello?
527
00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:48,470
Jefe?
528
00:23:48,471 --> 00:23:58,782
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