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LEO:
Previously:
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A quote will disappear. A fight
with the vice president's got juice.
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-l've had it up to here with you!
-Don't do what you're doing, John.
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-A picture.
-Picture of us. . .
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-. . .and someone's drawn over my face.
-That was me.
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JOSH: His mother was a cop.
-Was?
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She was killed five months ago.
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She's recommending you.
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-lf l can ask--
-Aide to the president.
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What do you say?
Want to help?
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Yes, sir, l do.
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(APPLAUSE)
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BARTLET: One night he set the
briefcase down and he said, ''Bess. . .
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. . .why do you suppose only sons
of bitches know how to lick a stamp?''
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The point is. . .
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. . .you've got to write a letter,
send a fax. . .
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. . .call Western Union, contact
your congressional representatives. . .
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(CELL PHONE RlNGS)
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-. . .say, ''l've got a friend. . . . ''
-McGarry here.
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BARTLET: ''l've got a neighbor
whose friend is dead. . .
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. . .whose kids are dead. ''
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-What are you talking about?
BARTLET: ''l want to know. ''
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How did it happen?
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How did the wheels
come off this thing?
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You gotta ask them!
You gotta ask them!
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-We lost five votes.
-What?
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-We lost five.
-Give me names.
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-l don't got them. Get on the phone.
-Oh, man.
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I had a civil procedure professor
who said....
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Take a beat. There you go.
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''When law is on your side, argue law,
and when facts are, argue--''
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LEO:
lt's not in cement.
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''--you don 't have the law or facts...
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...bang on the table
as loud as you can!''
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Well, we've got the law
on our side now!
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And we've got facts
on our side now!
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This is Josh Lyman.
Call me. l need to know what happened.
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BARTLET: We're not listening!
We're not having it!
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We're going to win on Wednesday!
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Thank you all. God bless you,
and God bless America!
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-Fantastic!
-Thank you.
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-Good job. You didn't like it.
-lt was fine.
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-Better than ''fine. ''
-lt was good.
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-lt was outstanding!
-He blew the ''D'' section.
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-They're cheering.
-lt was fine.
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-Sam. Nice going.
-Thank you.
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-Tell him.
-Why?
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Sam wrote two paragraphs
and l wrote 37 pages.
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Still!
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-He blew ''D. ''
-lt was inspired.
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-Why do you say that?
-So your face turns color.
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JOSH:
C.J.?
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-Your fan club was out tonight.
-They like my tux.
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-Do l have a large neck?
-What?
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-Because one of--
-Stop!
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-What?
-Look calm while l tell you.
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-Tell me what?
-We lost five.
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-What?
-802. Five votes jumped the fence.
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-Are you kidding me? Are you kidding?
-Nice job looking calm.
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Last count, we're five votes down.
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-What happened?
-Don't know.
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-Give me names.
-We're finding out.
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-Hi there.
-Hi.
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-''Happy days are here again''?
-The president likes it.
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-We avoid him making those decisions.
-l made it.
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Right. You might rethink
marrying the lines:
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''Kids are dead,''
''Happy days are here again. ''
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-lt's optimistic.
-l'll say.
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Thank you. Good night.
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-Toby? What'd you think?
-Sir?
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-l thought my work was outstanding.
-l thought you would.
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Thanks for asking.
You improvised in the ''D'' section.
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-You noticed that?
-Yes, l did.
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-l did a little polish up there.
-lndeed.
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ln front of everybody.
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l looked over once. l expected
to see you coming at me with a fork.
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-But for agents holding me--
-Thank God for the Secret Service.
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Hey there! She deserves
a nice room and supper!
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-You like doing that, don't you?
-Yeah.
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-Charlie?
-Yes?
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-What'd you think?
-Me?
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-Yes, you.
-l--
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He means the text,
discounting the ''D'' section.
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l mean the entire speech,
in particular the delivery.
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-lt was excellent.
-See?
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Charlie's trying to say
that the singer outdistanced the song.
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What l heard
was the text was user-proof. . .
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. . .though you tried
to disprove it in ''D. ''
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Know what? You're what
my mother calls a pain in the ass.
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That's what my mother
calls it too, sir.
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-Mr. President.
-Did the first lady call?
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She wished you luck
and said to take your back medicine.
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-My back's fine! l get goofy!
-l have it here, sir.
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She was adamant.
Her tone--
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No need to describe her tone.
We're married.
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-l don't want--
-Give me the medicine.
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Thank you. l'll see you
in the morning.
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-Yes, sir.
-Thank you all.
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We love you, Josh!
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-Thanks.
-lt helps not to know him.
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Good to go! Move it out!
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Your food's getting cold.
Want me to bring it?
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l've never had dumplings this good.
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-ls mine cold?
-We ate yours.
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-You have to try this.
-Try this.
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-Here it comes.
-Mm. Oh, Sam.
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Try the General Cho's chicken.
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-And the Kung Pao. With the sauce.
-With the sauce.
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-That's delicious.
-You didn't try it with the sauce.
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Will the two of you shut up?
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MANDY: Want to try spicy beef?
TOBY: l'm happy with my food.
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-Botrell?
-No, it's not Botrell.
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l've only got two,
but Botrell isn't one of them.
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-Katzenmoyer and Wick.
-l'd have called that.
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Slide me a soda, please.
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Everyone's someplace else.
l got O'Bannon.
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-That's three.
-Who'd you get?
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-Katzenmoyer and Chris Wick.
-Chris Wick?
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-lt's a mistake. Who told you?
-The minority whip.
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No way Wick jumps the fence.
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The president just told
anyone who reads a paper. . .
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. . .we're gonna pass 802 on Wednesday.
So we've got a 72-hour fight.
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-Without noise.
-We care about noise?
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Two things you never let people
see you make:
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-Laws and sausages.
-Got it.
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-Don't involve the president.
-Right. This is us.
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What's the press talking about?
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-Financial disclosure.
-Again?
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-Again.
-What are you worth?
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l own this tuxedo,
and l've got 23 bucks.
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-That's good.
-Disclosure, it is.
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-No, l mean, that's good.
-She's right.
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Feed them human interest,
not ''disclosing assets. ''
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People will like reading
that you don't have any money.
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-lt's humiliating, isn't it?
-They'll love you for being broke.
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Women can't get enough
of my 1 993 Dodge Dart.
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How do we get the votes?
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Set aside Wick, someone's wrong.
Katzenmoyer and O'Bannon, l buy.
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l guess the others are Tillinghouse,
LeBrandt. We'll hear tomorrow.
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They'll vote together,
so we only need one.
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Either one, and it should be
Tillinghouse, we need help.
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Yeah.
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-Who? Who?
-You're not gonna like it.
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-The vice president.
-No way.
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-Tillinghouse and--
-No!
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-l have to say--
-What time is it? l've got 2:00.
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-2:00.
LEO: Somebody pay?
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MANDY: l got it.
-Turn in a receipt. l'm going home.
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-Beautiful work.
-Thanks!
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Two and a half paragraphs,
37 pages.
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-Where have you been?
-What do you mean?
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The event was over at 1 0:30. l thought
you were coming straight home.
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l'm really sorry, Jenny.
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-What happened?
-We're five votes short on 802.
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What can you do at 2 a.m. that you
can't during business hours?
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l can do things. l wake people up.
l meet with key staff. lt's a long--
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Leo.
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Come to bed.
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Yeah. l'll be right up.
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What's this?
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lt's a wristwatch.
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-For me?
-Yeah.
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-From you?
-Yeah.
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For what?
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Our anniversary.
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Come to bed.
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LEELA:
lt's unusual, don't you think?
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l honestly couldn't say.
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-l'm saying, owning one stock issue.
-Yes.
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lt's pretty unusual.
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And l'm saying, l couldn't say.
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l have no education in stocks.
l'm a speechwriter.
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You're communications director.
You--
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l can't say!
Ask the treasury secretary.
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-Ask the Federal Reserve. l'm a novice.
-Toby.
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l have never owned stock
until last year.
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-What made you buy it?
-l liked the company.
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-$5,000 worth?
-That's right.
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And now the stock is worth $ 1 25,000?
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Leela, l'm as surprised as anybody. l
didn't know till my accountant called.
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Did you know 7 1 %%% of the increase
happened after McGreggor. . .
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. . .testified on the future
of lnternet stocks?
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Of course l didn't.
l never pay any attention to--
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(KNOCKlNG )
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-Yes?
-Excuse me.
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-Sam says they got all five.
-Tillinghouse? Thank you.
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The counsel is--
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l've got 48 hours to a crucial vote.
ls there a way--?
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You arranged for McGreggor
to testify in the first place.
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l grew up with Ted McGreggor.
He's well-respected.
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l understand.
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But analysts attribute the jump
of the stocks to the testimony of. . .
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. . .among others, your boyhood friend.
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Are you telling me you didn't know
what he was gonna say?
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Not only didn't l know what he was
gonna say. . .
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. . .not only didn't l care what he was
gonna say. . .
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. . .but if he had sat here
while l typed his testimony for him. . .
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. . .l wouldn't have understood
what he was gonna say!
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-Toby.
-What?
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-Friend to friend.
-Yeah.
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You know that conspiring to manipulate
the market in any way. . .
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. . .is a federal crime, right?
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-Should l talk to a lawyer?
-Toby.
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l'm saying you're talking to one now.
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What's the range we're talking about?
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LANDlNGHAM: Congratulations.
-Thanks.
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-Why congratulations?
-l don't know.
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The range? Votes are expensive.
O'Bannon's gonna want farm subsidies.
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Katzenmoyer will want
tax exempt for Metrolink.
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We're talking unions,
defense contracts.
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-We need to answer the question.
-Which question?
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How we get votes
without giving away everything.
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-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
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We give away nothing.
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-We can't.
-Nothing.
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L.B.J. never would have taken
this crap.
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He'd have said, ''You're voting my way
so l might remember your name. ''
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We need to win. We take a victory
lap. That's how we get momentum.
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We'll be tough and give away nothing.
That's what l'm taking to Leo.
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-And Chris Wick?
-Wick? l own his ass.
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l'm being mocked.
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-Congratulations.
-What did l do?
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You won for best gift
on the disclosure report.
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-Really? What won it for me?
-Yeah.
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$ 1 1 89 silk smoking jacket
from Miss Sarah Wissinger.
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Ah, yes.
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You're also the runner-up with
the $345 cigarette holder. . .
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-. . .also from Sarah Wissinger.
-Sarah was fond of me.
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l imagine, with those,
you were quite the dandy.
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This was fun, but we're busy. . .
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00:13:47,453 --> 00:13:50,604
. . . .and you have typing,
so we'll talk later.
232
00:13:50,773 --> 00:13:52,286
l'll take care of Wick.
233
00:13:52,453 --> 00:13:55,206
-Where are you going?
-Where are you going?
234
00:13:55,373 --> 00:13:59,002
-l was following you.
-l was following you. All right.
235
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:02,131
-Don't tell anyone this happened.
-Sam.
236
00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:03,851
l've got a problem.
237
00:14:04,013 --> 00:14:06,288
Get Dom or Cristal. She likes both.
238
00:14:06,493 --> 00:14:09,291
-Which do you like?
-l don't drink champagne.
239
00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:11,165
Put it in a high hat.
240
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,564
-What's that?
-lt's a silver bucket on a tripod.
241
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:18,772
-lt should all be under silver.
-They'll know what that means?
242
00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:20,969
-Music?
-l'll put on a record.
243
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:24,170
-You don't want a violinist?
-To play a violin?
244
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:27,131
-ls that what people get?
-lt's available.
245
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:32,492
No. After it wears off, there's just
a guy with a violin in my house.
246
00:14:32,653 --> 00:14:35,690
-Winston's sending the choker?
-This afternoon.
247
00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:37,730
-lt's the right size?
-We hope.
248
00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:41,203
-She's got a great neck.
-lt'll call attention to it.
249
00:14:41,453 --> 00:14:43,683
-Stop!
-You spend too much money.
250
00:14:43,853 --> 00:14:47,402
You can squeeze a nickel
better than anyone l know.
251
00:14:47,573 --> 00:14:51,566
Excuse me for not making
40,000 a pop on the lecture circuit.
252
00:14:51,813 --> 00:14:54,611
Stop reading the disclosure reports!
253
00:14:54,773 --> 00:14:56,604
They'll be in the paper
in two days.
254
00:14:56,853 --> 00:14:57,649
-Leo.
-Josh.
255
00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:01,243
-Do women like violinists?
-Thinking about lessons?
256
00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:05,691
-No, to listen to at the table.
-Gets weird after a minute.
257
00:15:05,853 --> 00:15:08,003
-That's what l thought.
-Birthday?
258
00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:09,851
l forgot our anniversary.
259
00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:13,887
-Then l'd bring on a string quartet.
-Call the guy.
260
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:18,445
Perhaps Mrs. McGarry would enjoy you
in a nice smoking jacket.
261
00:15:18,693 --> 00:15:20,923
-Leave.
-Call the guy.
262
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:24,964
-l'm going to Katzenmoyer.
-What'll you give him?
263
00:15:25,213 --> 00:15:27,852
A wake-up call.
l want to kick his ass.
264
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:32,325
-Want to dangle his job?
-Yeah. Let him hear the branch creak.
265
00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:36,327
-lt doesn't work, we can't try again.
-Then l back off.
266
00:15:36,573 --> 00:15:40,122
Then Katzenmoyer and O'Bannon
order off the menu.
267
00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:44,964
lf it does work, we get the other
votes, no problem, when it gets out.
268
00:15:48,653 --> 00:15:51,565
l should sell tickets to this meeting.
269
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:58,529
You've got to understand
my district, Josh.
270
00:15:58,693 --> 00:16:02,163
Your constituents like the TEC-9,
do they?
271
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:05,086
They go quail hunting with an Uzi?
272
00:16:05,253 --> 00:16:07,721
l won with 52%%% of the vote.
273
00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:11,852
Soon as l'm sworn in, l need
$ 1 0,000 a week for reelection.
274
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:16,450
-You're not doing so well.
-l'm averaging $6,500. l squeak by.
275
00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:20,208
lf the NRA makes me a target,
l lose, plain and simple.
276
00:16:20,373 --> 00:16:22,682
Ask me in two years, l'll be there.
277
00:16:22,853 --> 00:16:26,926
55,000 more people will be killed
with guns in two years. . .
278
00:16:27,093 --> 00:16:30,881
-. . .but that's beside the point.
-What is your point?
279
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:34,762
Forgive my bluntness,
and with all due respect. . .
280
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:39,165
. . .but vote yes, or you won't be
on the ballot in two years.
281
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,289
-How?
-You'll lose the primary.
282
00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:43,842
-There's no one else.
-Sure, there is.
283
00:16:44,093 --> 00:16:45,287
Who?
284
00:16:45,453 --> 00:16:47,921
Whomever we pick.
285
00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:51,287
You're bluffing.
286
00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:55,045
Okay.
287
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,165
l'm in your own party!
288
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,847
lt's not doing us much good, is it?
289
00:17:00,013 --> 00:17:03,164
You'd go to the press
and endorse a challenger?
290
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,483
No. We're gonna do it in person.
291
00:17:05,653 --> 00:17:09,692
You won with 52%%%, but the president
won your district with 59.
292
00:17:09,853 --> 00:17:12,003
l think it's time we say thanks.
293
00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:15,688
Know how much noise Air Force
One makes when it lands?
294
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:18,242
We'll have a party.
lt will be great.
295
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:22,804
When the melon's done, in the
town square-- You got a band gazebo?
296
00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:25,328
-Josh--
-We'll build one. ln this gazebo. . .
297
00:17:25,493 --> 00:17:29,486
. . .the president will drape his arm
around an assistant D.A.
298
00:17:29,653 --> 00:17:31,962
Have your camera to get a picture.
299
00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:36,365
That's the moment you're finished
in Democratic politics.
300
00:17:36,893 --> 00:17:40,886
President Bartlet's a good man.
He's got a good heart.
301
00:17:41,053 --> 00:17:43,692
He doesn't hold a grudge.
302
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:46,727
That's what he pays me for.
303
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:54,085
-$ 1 25,000.
-Could you stop saying that?
304
00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:56,404
Sure.
305
00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:59,565
-How much trouble am l in?
-There's two kinds:
306
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:02,088
-Actual and P.R.
-Talk about actual.
307
00:18:02,293 --> 00:18:05,126
You're in no actual trouble.
Absolutely not.
308
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,124
-Good.
-Hire a lawyer anyway.
309
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:09,523
-Why?
-You've committed a felony. . .
310
00:18:09,693 --> 00:18:13,242
. . .punishable by imprisonment
and million-dollar fines.
311
00:18:13,413 --> 00:18:16,689
Let's move from actual trouble
and talk about--
312
00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:18,212
-Perception.
-Yes.
313
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:24,369
We've done nothing wrong, yet
the perception would be embarrassing.
314
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,572
-And damaging to the president.
-lndeed.
315
00:18:27,813 --> 00:18:32,250
-Why are you talking like this?
-l'm reminded of a young deputy. . .
316
00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:36,088
. . .who took grief because
of a woman he was friends with.
317
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:39,450
-l backed you on that!
-That's why l'm helping.
318
00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:43,811
lt's like helping my older brother.
l'm your guy on this.
319
00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:46,407
-What's your confidence level?
-None.
320
00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:49,451
-Who knows?
-Anyone who saw the report.
321
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,412
-Everybody has it, but you--
-Excuse me?
322
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,087
l was going to lunch, and l'm short.
323
00:18:55,293 --> 00:19:00,242
You wouldn't happen to have
$ 1 25,000 l could borrow, would you?
324
00:19:03,013 --> 00:19:09,009
-l got your back on this, buddy.
-l'm so completely screwed.
325
00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:14,723
A $ 1 45 Armani cravat,
which l'm pretty sure is a necktie.
326
00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:17,646
lt was a gift which he gave away.
327
00:19:17,813 --> 00:19:21,567
The president would
prefer his brother-in-law not know.
328
00:19:21,813 --> 00:19:27,888
C.J., l'm curious about his Manchester
farm. The value increased $ 750,000.
329
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,363
-Why?
-Secret Service improvements.
330
00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,808
-Can you go into detail?
-A helipad. . .
331
00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:36,886
. . .and the ability to run a global war
from the porch.
332
00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:41,490
That's all for now. Later we'll
do Deputy Chief of Staff Josh Lyman.
333
00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:45,771
l assure you, you'll want to save
column inches for this one.
334
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:49,005
-Thanks.
-They can't get enough of you.
335
00:19:49,173 --> 00:19:52,449
l got Katzenmoyer.
And O'Bannon and LeBrandt.
336
00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:56,049
-You got three!
-Wick's waiting now. l'm not worried.
337
00:19:56,253 --> 00:19:59,848
-Worried about Tillinghouse?
-l need the vice president.
338
00:20:00,013 --> 00:20:04,643
-Leo's got to lighten up on that.
-Get Wick, then we'll deal with it.
339
00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:05,842
DONNA: Josh.
-Yeah?
340
00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:08,169
-Chris Wick is waiting.
-l know.
341
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:12,884
He's been here 20 minutes. You have
a meeting, then the Asia briefing.
342
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:16,443
-l know.
-This conversation was a reminder.
343
00:20:16,613 --> 00:20:20,083
lt served as a waste of time.
Keep up the good work.
344
00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:23,763
-Congressman.
-Dude.
345
00:20:24,293 --> 00:20:28,491
Could you wait outside?
We want to talk about old times.
346
00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:31,651
-Go ahead.
-Thanks a lot.
347
00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:35,442
Could you close the door, please?
348
00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:38,173
-ls a staff supposed to impress me?
-Josh.
349
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:43,009
l told the minority whip he was crazy.
No way is Wick jumping the fence.
350
00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:45,129
Do you know how stupid l look?
351
00:20:45,293 --> 00:20:48,842
-About that, dude--
-Shove it, dude. This isn't a frat.
352
00:20:49,013 --> 00:20:50,002
What the hell?
353
00:20:50,173 --> 00:20:54,963
Name the weapons banned in the bill,
and why they should be legal.
354
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:58,887
-l should have called--
-Start here. Name the weapons.
355
00:20:59,053 --> 00:21:00,691
-Let me--
-You don't know.
356
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,087
-Not true.
-MAC-90?
357
00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:05,290
-Listen--
-The PCR, MFR? Any ring a bell?
358
00:21:05,453 --> 00:21:06,681
My aides are--
359
00:21:06,893 --> 00:21:10,363
They're copycats of the AR-1 5
banned two years ago.
360
00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:12,922
-Calm down.
-They just changed grips!
361
00:21:13,093 --> 00:21:14,572
How about the PAT-Maxi?
362
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,805
-A semiautomatic-- Yes, l'm trying--
-A grenade launcher!
363
00:21:17,973 --> 00:21:21,522
l realize not everyone
shares my view of the world.
364
00:21:21,693 --> 00:21:25,766
And with gun control, l accept
a lot of viewpoints as valid. . .
365
00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:28,891
. . .but we can get together
on a grenade launcher!
366
00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:31,812
l put you in your seat!
l got you elected!
367
00:21:32,053 --> 00:21:35,090
Now you guys think l'm on the leash.
368
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:39,531
l'm taken for granted. l have one
photo with the president.
369
00:21:39,693 --> 00:21:42,571
Me and 1 6 other freshmen.
That makes me weak.
370
00:21:43,493 --> 00:21:44,767
You're not serious.
371
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,483
l've been here over a year.
Where's the courtship?
372
00:21:48,653 --> 00:21:53,568
lt isn't ego. A relationship with the
White House is currency. l need some.
373
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:58,124
You're voting down a measure to
restrict sales of deadly weapons. . .
374
00:21:58,293 --> 00:22:02,172
. . .because nobody invited you
to the cool kids' table?
375
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,927
Got your attention.
376
00:22:05,973 --> 00:22:09,363
l'm so sick of Congress l could vomit.
377
00:22:14,213 --> 00:22:15,532
What do you want?
378
00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:18,927
A round of golf.
379
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:21,562
-He doesn't play.
-What does he play?
380
00:22:21,733 --> 00:22:23,485
-Chess.
-Over brandy.
381
00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:27,049
A couple of photographers,
and we're fine.
382
00:22:27,253 --> 00:22:30,325
-He's gonna kick your ass, you know.
-Whatever.
383
00:22:30,493 --> 00:22:33,929
-l don't appreciate you--
-You're a congressman.
384
00:22:34,093 --> 00:22:37,483
You have to make that real.
This time it was me.
385
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:42,488
You do not want to have this
conversation with the guy next door.
386
00:22:44,093 --> 00:22:46,448
You guys take care.
387
00:22:51,013 --> 00:22:53,686
-Wow!
-Wow is right.
388
00:22:53,893 --> 00:22:57,806
-lt is so beautiful.
-Excellent choice, my friend.
389
00:22:57,973 --> 00:23:01,045
Stop looking at me like that.
You're talking about Jenny.
390
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,886
lt should flatter her neck
and please you.
391
00:23:04,093 --> 00:23:05,685
-Can l try it on?
-No.
392
00:23:05,853 --> 00:23:07,002
MANDY: Can l rub it?
-No.
393
00:23:07,173 --> 00:23:10,449
-Could we talk about me?
C.J. : Think l'll stretch it?
394
00:23:10,613 --> 00:23:12,092
l've got four of five.
395
00:23:12,293 --> 00:23:15,330
We need the vice president
to get Tillinghouse.
396
00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:16,488
-We agreed.
-No.
397
00:23:16,693 --> 00:23:17,489
lt needs a Texan.
398
00:23:17,693 --> 00:23:21,527
LEO: l'll go to Richardson.
-We've been through this with him.
399
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:24,531
JOSH: Let's not get the caucus
more pissed off.
400
00:23:24,733 --> 00:23:28,362
-l'll talk to him alone.
-Do it quietly and right now.
401
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,404
-Margaret.
-Then call me.
402
00:23:30,573 --> 00:23:33,724
-Yes, sir?
-l need to see Mark Richardson.
403
00:23:35,053 --> 00:23:38,841
You could afford to buy
one of those now if you want.
404
00:23:39,013 --> 00:23:42,767
There's no one in the world
l don't hate right now.
405
00:23:43,013 --> 00:23:44,969
(EVERYONE LAUGHS)
406
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:49,244
Let me guess.
Josh got them back in the boat.
407
00:23:49,493 --> 00:23:52,929
You came to me because
you don't want to use Hoynes.
408
00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:56,284
-We need this one, Mark.
-l'm voting no, Leo.
409
00:23:56,493 --> 00:23:58,484
lt's all we could get now.
410
00:23:58,693 --> 00:24:03,289
You didn't work hard enough. What
happened to the TEC DC-9, the TEC-22?
411
00:24:03,493 --> 00:24:05,290
What about the Striker 1 2?
412
00:24:05,493 --> 00:24:08,690
-We had to lose them.
-You never fought for them.
413
00:24:08,893 --> 00:24:11,885
We have to do this inch by inch.
414
00:24:12,093 --> 00:24:15,688
-No, l know how you guys work.
-That is out of line.
415
00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:20,284
Guns are number one to me. l've never
moved the president off that.
416
00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:23,451
Keeping the White House strong
is number one.
417
00:24:23,613 --> 00:24:27,049
lf it isn't strong,
number two doesn't matter.
418
00:24:27,253 --> 00:24:31,292
God. The bodies being wheeled
into emergency rooms are black.
419
00:24:31,493 --> 00:24:36,692
The guns aren't going to Scottsdale.
They go to Detroit and Philadelphia.
420
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:42,889
African-American men are being
eaten alive by drugs and poverty.
421
00:24:43,493 --> 00:24:48,283
l'm encouraged the White House
has discovered the drug problem.
422
00:24:48,493 --> 00:24:53,123
Your insight is matched only
by the courage displayed in this bill.
423
00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,368
Oh, for God's--
424
00:24:54,573 --> 00:25:00,091
Not the 3-inch grip, the 2-inch,
and the 30-round clip, not the 20.
425
00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:05,890
And three days to see if you're crazy,
as if wanting it wasn't a warning.
426
00:25:06,053 --> 00:25:07,202
This is for show.
427
00:25:07,413 --> 00:25:12,089
lt's a waste of taxpayer money
to have it signed and photocopied. . .
428
00:25:12,253 --> 00:25:15,290
. . .to say nothing of enforced.
l want the guns.
429
00:25:15,493 --> 00:25:18,326
Write a law that saves lives,
l'll sign it.
430
00:25:18,493 --> 00:25:22,088
ln the meantime, don't tell me
how to lead black men.
431
00:25:22,293 --> 00:25:25,171
You look like an idiot.
432
00:25:29,053 --> 00:25:32,489
Someone gave you
a year's supply of fruit? Why?
433
00:25:32,693 --> 00:25:35,890
-There are people who like me.
-Why?
434
00:25:36,093 --> 00:25:37,572
lt's Leo.
435
00:25:38,653 --> 00:25:39,972
What happened?
436
00:25:41,653 --> 00:25:44,486
He needs Hoynes.
We'll set up a meeting.
437
00:25:44,693 --> 00:25:48,845
We're gonna set up a meeting for you
with the vice president.
438
00:25:49,253 --> 00:25:50,652
Good.
439
00:26:35,253 --> 00:26:36,288
Jenny?
440
00:26:38,453 --> 00:26:39,772
l'm still here.
441
00:26:41,253 --> 00:26:42,811
What's going on?
442
00:26:44,613 --> 00:26:46,285
-Leo--
-What's going on?
443
00:26:46,493 --> 00:26:51,521
-Sorry you went to all this trouble.
-lt wasn't any trouble.
444
00:26:54,933 --> 00:26:56,605
l can't do this anymore.
445
00:26:58,453 --> 00:27:02,048
This is crazy. l don't want
to live like this. l can't.
446
00:27:02,213 --> 00:27:04,329
l'm sorry about the anniversary.
447
00:27:04,493 --> 00:27:08,805
lt's not the anniversary,
it's everything. lt's the whole thing.
448
00:27:10,853 --> 00:27:14,687
This is the most important thing
l'll ever do, Jenny.
449
00:27:14,893 --> 00:27:16,406
l have to do it well.
450
00:27:16,573 --> 00:27:19,371
lt's not more important
than your marriage.
451
00:27:20,373 --> 00:27:23,490
lt is more important
than my marriage right now.
452
00:27:23,693 --> 00:27:29,609
These few years while l'm doing this,
it's more important than my marriage.
453
00:27:29,813 --> 00:27:33,044
l didn't decide to do this myself.
We discussed--
454
00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:37,963
-You can find the time--
-l'm five votes down, and l must win!
455
00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:42,172
-l met with the staff.
-You made the time.
456
00:27:42,653 --> 00:27:45,247
-l made the time tonight.
-You didn't.
457
00:27:45,453 --> 00:27:50,971
Margaret phoned to confirm your
meeting with the vice president.
458
00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:54,648
l was gonna slip out for 45 minutes
and be right back.
459
00:27:54,853 --> 00:27:59,165
l can't. Really.
460
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:05,843
l don't suppose we could postpone
this. lt's just the past few days--
461
00:28:06,013 --> 00:28:08,481
l have to go now.
462
00:28:09,613 --> 00:28:11,843
Okay.
463
00:28:13,173 --> 00:28:16,768
l'll be at the Watergate.
464
00:28:17,373 --> 00:28:18,726
Okay.
465
00:28:18,933 --> 00:28:21,288
And l'll. . .
466
00:28:23,013 --> 00:28:24,685
. . .talk to you later.
467
00:28:24,893 --> 00:28:27,930
-You'll call me?
-Yeah.
468
00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:31,489
You want me to carry that
to the cab?
469
00:28:32,053 --> 00:28:33,645
lt's okay.
470
00:28:37,413 --> 00:28:40,610
Call me before you go to sleep.
471
00:28:43,733 --> 00:28:45,849
Okay.
472
00:29:01,253 --> 00:29:04,290
Excuse me, sir?
Leo McGarry's here.
473
00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:07,569
Send him in.
474
00:29:08,653 --> 00:29:12,726
-Good evening, Mr. Vice President.
-Come on in. Thanks, Janeane.
475
00:29:12,973 --> 00:29:15,806
-Thanks.
-Why did you need to see me?
476
00:29:16,013 --> 00:29:19,892
l came in to talk to you about 802.
We lost five votes.
477
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,082
l know.
478
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:26,492
We got four of them back,
but l was stupid with Richardson.
479
00:29:26,693 --> 00:29:30,732
Now it's Tillinghouse.
l came in to talk to you about that.
480
00:29:30,933 --> 00:29:33,288
Are you feeling okay?
481
00:29:33,453 --> 00:29:35,569
Sit down. Come on, sit down.
482
00:29:38,853 --> 00:29:44,564
Jenny and l are splitting up, it just
happened, and l'm feeling a little. . . .
483
00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:47,691
-Janeane?
-lf l could have a glass of water.
484
00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:51,323
Can you get me a glass
of ice water, please?
485
00:29:52,253 --> 00:29:55,768
lt's going to be fine.
These things happen.
486
00:29:56,653 --> 00:29:57,881
Yeah.
487
00:30:00,253 --> 00:30:03,165
-Do you want to talk about it at all?
-No.
488
00:30:05,253 --> 00:30:06,845
Thank you.
489
00:30:18,053 --> 00:30:21,489
-Anyway. . . .
-l'll see Tillinghouse.
490
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,087
-Yeah?
-l'll see him tomorrow morning.
491
00:30:24,293 --> 00:30:26,363
-You'll deliver him?
-lt's done.
492
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,286
l don't need to tell you
we need this win.
493
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:30,681
l think we're home.
494
00:30:30,893 --> 00:30:35,683
Thanks, John. l want you to know
the president and l appreciate it.
495
00:30:35,893 --> 00:30:38,771
Leo, you mind if l ask you a question?
496
00:30:39,813 --> 00:30:40,928
What?
497
00:30:42,013 --> 00:30:46,006
When was the last time
you went to a meeting?
498
00:30:46,173 --> 00:30:48,403
A.A.?
499
00:30:49,093 --> 00:30:53,723
-What meeting could l possibly go to?
-Mine.
500
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,447
Tell me you are not
showing your face--
501
00:30:57,653 --> 00:31:01,202
l have got my own meeting.
Every week.
502
00:31:01,413 --> 00:31:05,008
The downstairs office
here at 1 1 :00 p.m.
503
00:31:05,213 --> 00:31:07,010
There are nine of us.
504
00:31:07,213 --> 00:31:12,731
Three senators, two secretaries, one
federal judge and two agency directors.
505
00:31:12,893 --> 00:31:16,249
There's an agent outside.
lt looks like a card game.
506
00:31:17,853 --> 00:31:23,291
-Do l have enemies in that room?
-All our people.
507
00:31:23,493 --> 00:31:24,926
l had no idea.
508
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:28,648
Neither will anyone else.
You should think about it.
509
00:31:28,813 --> 00:31:32,089
-Now, are you driving?
-No, l've got my guy.
510
00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:37,526
Good. Have a good evening.
Sorry about Jenny.
511
00:31:37,733 --> 00:31:40,531
Call me after Tillinghouse.
512
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:42,086
lt's in the bag.
513
00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:45,442
-Good night, John.
-Good night, Leo.
514
00:31:59,653 --> 00:32:01,405
-Hi there.
-How you doing?
515
00:32:01,613 --> 00:32:03,490
Sarah Wissinger?
516
00:32:03,693 --> 00:32:08,084
A smoking jacket and a cigarette
holder, both declared. l am clean.
517
00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,966
-You got these July 3.
-l sense trouble--
518
00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:14,205
-We didn't break up until July 9.
-There it was.
519
00:32:14,373 --> 00:32:17,092
-You got presents?
-You knew l knew Sarah.
520
00:32:17,293 --> 00:32:19,284
l didn't know about presents.
521
00:32:19,493 --> 00:32:23,486
They weren't saying,
''Thanks for sleeping with me. ''
522
00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:25,570
Don't talk to me.
523
00:32:25,773 --> 00:32:29,209
-What's going on?
-Hoynes is meeting with Tillinghouse.
524
00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:31,881
The slut gave him the jacket July 3.
525
00:32:32,053 --> 00:32:37,002
l thought a by-product of not dating
would be that you wouldn't yell at me.
526
00:32:37,173 --> 00:32:38,526
That was unrealistic.
527
00:32:38,693 --> 00:32:41,412
JOSH: Where's the president?
TOBY: Haven't seen him.
528
00:32:41,573 --> 00:32:43,848
-How'd it go?
-What do you mean?
529
00:32:44,053 --> 00:32:47,204
-Last night.
-Oh, great.
530
00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:49,290
-She liked the choker?
-Yeah.
531
00:32:49,493 --> 00:32:51,165
JOSH:
And the violinist?
532
00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:57,329
You're right. After a few minutes,
it's strange, but. . . .
533
00:32:57,773 --> 00:33:02,801
-She ate it up, so. . . .
-Good.
534
00:33:03,973 --> 00:33:07,488
-Where's the president?
-His back is bad. He canceled.
535
00:33:07,693 --> 00:33:11,527
He'll stay in bed, make some calls.
We should move to my--
536
00:33:13,213 --> 00:33:14,851
Hey.
537
00:33:15,053 --> 00:33:19,683
Mr. President.
l thought you were staying in bed.
538
00:33:19,893 --> 00:33:22,009
No, l feel fine.
539
00:33:22,213 --> 00:33:25,011
Maybe you should get
back to the residence.
540
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,885
Hm?
541
00:33:28,813 --> 00:33:32,123
l said, maybe you should
get back to the residence.
542
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:35,484
-Maybe you should lie down.
-No need. l'm fine.
543
00:33:35,693 --> 00:33:39,891
-What's going on here?
-Nothing that needs your concern.
544
00:33:40,093 --> 00:33:43,290
An issue regarding
Toby and financial disclosure.
545
00:33:43,453 --> 00:33:44,806
Well, l like to. . .
546
00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:48,248
. . .roll up my sleeves. . .
547
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:52,251
. . .and get involved.
548
00:33:52,453 --> 00:33:55,763
Mr. President, did you take
your back pills?
549
00:33:55,973 --> 00:33:58,771
l'll tell you, l was in a little pain.
550
00:33:58,973 --> 00:34:04,366
Which did you take, sir,
the Vicodin or the Percocet?
551
00:34:04,533 --> 00:34:06,603
l wasn't supposed to take both?
552
00:34:06,813 --> 00:34:09,691
We're gonna have someone
take you to bed.
553
00:34:09,893 --> 00:34:12,202
No. Sit.
554
00:34:12,413 --> 00:34:17,441
You've got a problem,
l'm here to help. You're like family.
555
00:34:17,613 --> 00:34:20,411
You've been there for me,
been loyal. . .
556
00:34:21,213 --> 00:34:24,091
. . .honest, hardworking, good people.
557
00:34:24,293 --> 00:34:27,251
And l love you,
and l don't say that enough.
558
00:34:27,453 --> 00:34:29,284
Tell me the problem, Toby.
559
00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:34,762
-l'm Sam, sir.
-Sam. Of course you are.
560
00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:37,646
Sir? Sir?
561
00:34:39,253 --> 00:34:41,813
The situation basically is this:
562
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:45,642
l arranged for a friend to testify
on lnternet stocks. . .
563
00:34:45,813 --> 00:34:49,886
. . .while, unrelated to that,
l bought a technology issue. . .
564
00:34:50,053 --> 00:34:54,046
. . .which, partly due to the testimony,
shot through the roof.
565
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,408
Toby.
566
00:35:02,373 --> 00:35:04,603
Toby, Toby, Toby.
567
00:35:06,853 --> 00:35:09,572
Toby's a nice name, don't you think?
568
00:35:09,773 --> 00:35:13,652
-Can we do this another time?
-No, please. l know my body.
569
00:35:13,853 --> 00:35:18,404
l mean, l know my muscles are not--
But my mind is sharp.
570
00:35:18,613 --> 00:35:22,083
l can focus. l am focused.
You know that about me.
571
00:35:22,293 --> 00:35:24,363
Here's what we ought to do.
572
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,642
-What was l saying?
-Mrs. Landingham?
573
00:35:32,853 --> 00:35:36,163
-We need to run through some options.
JOSH: Get Charlie.
574
00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:38,847
-What do you mean?
-Let's start with resignation.
575
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:42,728
-Hot damn! Now you're talking.
-l think she meant me.
576
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:46,323
Toby's not resigning.
We're making more of this--
577
00:35:46,533 --> 00:35:49,684
-l've got it!
-l've got a lawyer.
578
00:35:49,853 --> 00:35:52,492
Counsel's office releases a statement.
579
00:35:52,693 --> 00:35:57,130
We make it very clear there has been
no wrongdoing of any kind.
580
00:35:57,333 --> 00:36:03,044
But to avoid any impropriety, Toby
agrees to reduce his salary to $ 1 .00.
581
00:36:03,373 --> 00:36:07,252
And cash his stock,
relieving the taxpayer of the burden.
582
00:36:07,413 --> 00:36:08,971
-Done.
-Wait.
583
00:36:09,173 --> 00:36:12,404
-Good, Sam.
-No, it's not. Actually, it stinks.
584
00:36:12,613 --> 00:36:14,205
You're a great writer.
585
00:36:14,413 --> 00:36:16,131
-Thank you. Leo.
-Give me a hug.
586
00:36:16,293 --> 00:36:18,682
Come on, give us a hug.
There you go.
587
00:36:18,893 --> 00:36:20,326
CHARLlE: Excuse me?
-Charlie!
588
00:36:21,373 --> 00:36:25,332
-l left you alone for two minutes.
-Charlie's a great name.
589
00:36:25,533 --> 00:36:28,605
Thank you.
You have to go back to bed.
590
00:36:28,773 --> 00:36:30,365
l'm going, l'm going.
591
00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:35,444
Before l go,
please let me just say this.
592
00:36:39,053 --> 00:36:41,772
l'm thinking about getting a dog.
593
00:36:41,973 --> 00:36:45,170
Feel better, Mr. President.
594
00:36:46,173 --> 00:36:48,812
Maybe an lrish setter.
What do you think?
595
00:36:49,013 --> 00:36:51,243
l think that's great, sir.
596
00:36:51,453 --> 00:36:53,330
How do you feel, big guy?
597
00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:58,292
-Like l got screwed with my pants on.
-Excellent.
598
00:36:59,293 --> 00:37:02,729
-This isn't a political maneuver.
-l know.
599
00:37:02,893 --> 00:37:05,248
-l'm voting my conscience.
JOHN: l know.
600
00:37:05,413 --> 00:37:08,485
You can't put the toothpaste
back in the tube.
601
00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:13,209
240 million guns out there.
How you gonna get them back?
602
00:37:13,373 --> 00:37:14,886
-You can't.
-Course not.
603
00:37:15,093 --> 00:37:19,086
As long as they've got a gun,
l want my wife to have a gun. . .
604
00:37:19,253 --> 00:37:23,007
. . .l want my daughter to have a gun,
and l want one too.
605
00:37:23,173 --> 00:37:24,686
Makes perfect sense.
606
00:37:24,893 --> 00:37:27,885
You might want to mention
to Josh Lyman. . .
607
00:37:28,093 --> 00:37:33,087
. . .that congressmen don't appreciate
being bullied like schoolchildren.
608
00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:34,288
Yes.
609
00:37:34,493 --> 00:37:38,884
Katzenmoyer, O'Bannon, LeBrandt,
this new kid Christopher Wick. . .
610
00:37:39,093 --> 00:37:42,642
. . .these are grown men
with pride and dignity.
611
00:37:42,813 --> 00:37:45,566
-They can't be manhandled.
-They're pissed?
612
00:37:45,773 --> 00:37:50,688
They're screaming bloody murder
and talking about political retribution.
613
00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:55,364
-l don't blame them.
-Reality is reality.
614
00:37:55,573 --> 00:38:00,693
Yes, which is why l'd like very much
for you to do the following.
615
00:38:00,893 --> 00:38:03,885
l want you to vote yes
on the resolution.
616
00:38:04,773 --> 00:38:07,287
-John?
-And you might mention this. . .
617
00:38:07,493 --> 00:38:11,691
. . .to representatives Katzenmoyer,
O'Bannon, LeBrandt and Wick.
618
00:38:11,893 --> 00:38:16,444
Why, John, you do seize the moment,
don't you?
619
00:38:17,493 --> 00:38:18,972
You've got a roll call.
620
00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:22,609
Tell me something,
what's in it for me?
621
00:38:22,813 --> 00:38:25,008
Right now? Nothing.
622
00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:29,606
Then why am l handing you
a personal political victory?
623
00:38:29,813 --> 00:38:34,443
Because l'm going to be
president one day, and you're not.
624
00:38:34,653 --> 00:38:40,649
JOURNALlST: The restrictions
include the Mini-9 and the Ruger 1 4.
625
00:38:40,893 --> 00:38:46,092
Senior aides hoped this would serve
as a victory for the president...
626
00:38:46,293 --> 00:38:51,083
...but the vice president's receiving
most of the credit.
627
00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:56,321
JOURNALlST: --quick to praise the vice
president for securing a victory--
628
00:38:56,533 --> 00:39:00,890
JOURNALlST: --Mark Richardson, a man
seldom at a loss for words...
629
00:39:01,053 --> 00:39:03,692
...had no comment tonight. None.
630
00:39:03,893 --> 00:39:09,286
You have to ask, is it an intentional
snub of his old friend, Jed Bartlet?
631
00:39:09,493 --> 00:39:11,723
-Unbelievable.
SAM: l don't believe it.
632
00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:15,772
-Loosen the ketchup, he pops the top!
-And gets the ketchup.
633
00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:17,969
Sorry. You saw this coming.
634
00:39:20,053 --> 00:39:22,283
We got what we deserved.
635
00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:25,690
lt was hubris,
and we got what we deserved.
636
00:39:25,893 --> 00:39:29,363
-Good night, everyone.
EVERYONE: Good night.
637
00:39:33,653 --> 00:39:36,565
Listen, we won.
638
00:39:38,653 --> 00:39:41,087
TOBY: Where's the president?
C.J. : He's asleep.
639
00:39:41,293 --> 00:39:42,885
TOBY: Wake him.
C.J. : Toby.
640
00:39:43,093 --> 00:39:46,768
-Wake him now.
-Let's leave it until tomorrow, Toby.
641
00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:50,528
Let's leave it until tomorrow.
642
00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:54,806
There are Democrats on the Hill
with noses out of joint--
643
00:39:55,013 --> 00:39:59,689
Sir, Josh Lyman is here, wondering
if he could see you a moment.
644
00:39:59,893 --> 00:40:02,123
Sure.
645
00:40:04,253 --> 00:40:08,132
-Evening, Mr. Vice President.
-Josh, nice victory.
646
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:11,370
Talking about the bill
or my smoking jacket?
647
00:40:11,533 --> 00:40:13,728
No, l was talking about the bill.
648
00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:15,286
lt's a crappy law.
649
00:40:15,453 --> 00:40:18,889
-No, it is. l know, l helped write it.
-You did well.
650
00:40:19,093 --> 00:40:24,725
lt's equal to fighting the war against
tobacco by banning certain matchbooks.
651
00:40:24,933 --> 00:40:27,049
These things happen slowly.
652
00:40:28,133 --> 00:40:30,488
l'd say you did well, sir.
653
00:40:30,653 --> 00:40:33,565
ln fact, you may be
the only one who did.
654
00:40:33,773 --> 00:40:36,446
l just came by to say congratulations.
655
00:40:38,173 --> 00:40:39,845
Mr. Vice President?
656
00:40:40,053 --> 00:40:42,362
Right, Janeane. l'm on my way.
657
00:40:45,613 --> 00:40:47,092
-Josh.
-Yes, sir?
658
00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:51,850
Welcome to the NFL.
659
00:41:06,053 --> 00:41:08,851
Something l can help you with,
Mr. McGarry?
660
00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:12,169
l'm here for the card game.
661
00:41:15,253 --> 00:41:17,847
Thank you.
662
00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:12,122
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