00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,100 Cleaned & corrected by Tronar 2 00:01:39,226 --> 00:01:42,396 This is Zero One Alpha. We have secured Falcon. 3 00:01:42,771 --> 00:01:45,607 I say again, we have secured Falcon. 4 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:48,235 By the time I count to ten... 5 00:01:48,318 --> 00:01:50,529 ...you will have told me exactly what I need to know. 6 00:01:50,988 --> 00:01:51,989 If not... 7 00:01:52,531 --> 00:01:56,034 ...the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear. 8 00:01:56,243 --> 00:01:57,286 One 9 00:01:57,369 --> 00:01:58,369 Two 10 00:01:58,412 --> 00:01:59,413 Three 11 00:01:59,496 --> 00:02:00,497 Four 12 00:02:00,664 --> 00:02:01,665 Five 13 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:02,749 Six 14 00:02:02,874 --> 00:02:03,959 Seven 15 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:05,043 Eight 16 00:02:05,127 --> 00:02:06,878 Grenade! Sir, get back! 17 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:22,060 Shit. 18 00:02:22,644 --> 00:02:24,271 Fucking missed it. 19 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,898 How did I fucking miss it? 20 00:02:28,442 --> 00:02:32,696 Merlin, I apologize for putting you in this position. 21 00:02:32,863 --> 00:02:34,406 You trained him well. 22 00:02:35,407 --> 00:02:36,950 James... 23 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:41,204 training is over. 24 00:02:42,456 --> 00:02:44,458 Welcome to Kingsman. 25 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:46,251 Lancelot. 26 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:47,461 Sir. 27 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:54,760 I'll deal with this mess personally. 28 00:02:59,765 --> 00:03:00,765 I very much regret that 29 00:03:00,807 --> 00:03:02,847 your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. 30 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:04,311 I hope you understand. 31 00:03:04,561 --> 00:03:06,063 How can I understand? 32 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,231 You won't tell me anything. 33 00:03:09,107 --> 00:03:11,610 I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad. 34 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:13,017 I'm so sorry, I can't say more. 35 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:17,282 But I would like to present you with this Medal of Valor... 36 00:03:18,116 --> 00:03:20,994 and if you look closely on the back, there's a number. 37 00:03:21,328 --> 00:03:23,830 And as a more concrete gesture of our gratitude... 38 00:03:23,997 --> 00:03:25,916 we'd like to offer you, um... 39 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:28,460 Let's call it a favor. 40 00:03:28,627 --> 00:03:30,128 The nature of it is your choice. 41 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:31,630 Just tell the operator... 42 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:35,509 "oxfords not brogues," and then I'll know it's you. 43 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,513 I don't want your help! 44 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:42,099 I want my husband back! 45 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,108 What's your name, young man? 46 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:52,692 Eggsy. 47 00:03:52,776 --> 00:03:54,111 Hello, Eggsy. 48 00:03:55,112 --> 00:03:56,530 Can I see that? 49 00:04:03,328 --> 00:04:05,288 You take care of this, Eggsy. 50 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,666 All right? 51 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:13,213 And take care of your mum, too. 52 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:57,716 So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more. 53 00:04:57,883 --> 00:05:00,385 Oh, for God's sakes, just rip it off. 54 00:05:00,552 --> 00:05:04,097 I'm under very strict instructions not to hurt you. 55 00:05:04,264 --> 00:05:06,516 Look, you've made a mistake. 56 00:05:06,683 --> 00:05:09,436 I'm a university lecturer. I've got no money. 57 00:05:09,603 --> 00:05:11,062 This isn't about money. 58 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:13,190 Our boss just wants to talk to you. 59 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,275 Am I meant to find that reassuring? 60 00:05:15,442 --> 00:05:17,569 He'll be here soon. He'll explain. 61 00:05:18,737 --> 00:05:20,363 Do you like whiskey? 62 00:05:21,031 --> 00:05:23,742 Red, get the '62 Dalmore. 63 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:24,993 Hmm. 64 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:28,121 Honestly, this whiskey, it's amazing. 65 00:05:28,455 --> 00:05:30,248 You will shit. 66 00:05:49,768 --> 00:05:52,938 I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far'? 67 00:06:15,835 --> 00:06:19,798 Professor Arnold, I'm here to take you home. 68 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:29,808 Hmm. 69 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,435 1962 Dalmore. 70 00:06:32,852 --> 00:06:34,688 It'd be a sin to spill any. 71 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,815 Don't you think? 72 00:07:17,731 --> 00:07:19,691 Can you hold these? Please? 73 00:07:33,872 --> 00:07:34,873 Thank you. 74 00:07:41,588 --> 00:07:43,548 Everything is clean. 75 00:07:49,262 --> 00:07:52,057 My kind of welcome. 76 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:54,476 Mmm. 77 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:01,566 No stomach for violence. 78 00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:03,652 I mean, literally, I see one drop of blood... 79 00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:05,737 that is me done. 80 00:08:05,904 --> 00:08:07,104 I'm like... 81 00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:08,573 projectile. 82 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,909 Listen, I'm so sorry... 83 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:16,456 you had to witness all this unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest. 84 00:08:16,623 --> 00:08:20,752 But I promise you, by the time I've found out who he works for... 85 00:08:20,919 --> 00:08:25,256 you and I will be the best of friends. 86 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:33,598 To the shop, please. 87 00:08:57,205 --> 00:08:58,485 Arthur's in the dining room, sir. 88 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:10,009 Arthur. 89 00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:11,386 Galahad. 90 00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:13,304 The others were beginning to wonder 91 00:09:13,388 --> 00:09:16,266 if we were going to have a double toast. 92 00:09:18,977 --> 00:09:22,939 Gentlemen, I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years... 93 00:09:23,106 --> 00:09:25,483 since we last had occasion to use this decanter. 94 00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:30,780 Lancelot was an outstanding agent, and a true Kingsman. 95 00:09:30,947 --> 00:09:32,365 He will be sorely missed. 96 00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:34,909 To Lancelot. 97 00:09:35,744 --> 00:09:37,412 To Lancelot. 98 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,418 I intend to start the selection process for 99 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:45,920 Lancelot's replacement tomorrow. 100 00:09:46,755 --> 00:09:49,174 I want each of you to propose a candidate... 101 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,676 and have them report to UK HQ... 102 00:09:51,885 --> 00:09:54,012 no later than 9 p.m. GMT. 103 00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:55,430 Thank you. 104 00:09:57,766 --> 00:09:58,767 Merlin. 105 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:01,519 Come in. 106 00:10:01,978 --> 00:10:04,564 Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries... 107 00:10:04,731 --> 00:10:07,442 who were experimenting with biological weaponry. 108 00:10:07,609 --> 00:10:08,689 Glasses, gentlemen, please. 109 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:13,615 Uganda, 2012. 110 00:10:13,782 --> 00:10:15,283 Synthetic cathinones. 111 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:18,870 They put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base. 112 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:22,290 Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities. 113 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,126 Chechnya, 2013. 114 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,086 Insurgents turned on one another. 115 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:28,922 Indisputably, the work of our mercenaries, 116 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:30,882 but no trace of any chemicals of any kind. 117 00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:32,334 So what happened to Lancelot? 118 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:36,262 He tracked them to this property in Argentina. 119 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:37,764 While he had them under surveillance... 120 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,766 he became aware they'd effected a kidnapping. 121 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,604 So he executed a solo rescue mission, which failed. 122 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,981 This is his last transmission. 123 00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,528 - Who is he? - Some climate change doomsayer. 124 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,334 Expounds something called "Gaia theory"... 125 00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:55,123 about the world healing itself, or some such. 126 00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:59,160 But what's curious, is he's not actually missing. 127 00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:01,955 This is Professor Arnold... 128 00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:04,165 at Imperial College this morning. 129 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,001 It's all yours. 130 00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,462 And don't forget your membership proposal. 131 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:12,715 Try picking a more suitable candidate this time. 132 00:11:12,882 --> 00:11:14,759 17 years and still... 133 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:18,555 evolving with the times remains an entirely foreign concept to you. 134 00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:19,931 Need I remind you, I wouldn't be here 135 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:21,599 if it weren't for that young man? 136 00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:24,561 He was as much Kingsman material as any of them. 137 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,937 More so. 138 00:11:26,104 --> 00:11:29,107 But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he? 139 00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:31,651 Let's face it, Galahad, 140 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,486 your little experiment failed. 141 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,699 With respect, Arthur, you're a snob. 142 00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:38,950 "With respect"? 143 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:42,328 The world is changing. 144 00:11:42,495 --> 00:11:46,499 There's a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins. 145 00:12:04,976 --> 00:12:05,977 Eggsy? 146 00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:10,189 Eggsy, come here. 147 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:15,194 Got any Rizla, babe? No. 148 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,321 Why don't you do your mum a favor, 149 00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:17,447 go down to the shop and get some? 150 00:12:17,572 --> 00:12:18,865 Get them yourself. Oi. 151 00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:21,701 What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that? 152 00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:24,162 Three's a crowd, innit? Why don't Dean's poodle go? 153 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:26,956 I'll tell you what. 154 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:28,875 Why don't you take this, go and get some Rizlas... 155 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:31,002 get yourself some sweets? And while you're gone... 156 00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:34,964 we'll show your mother how three can be good company. 157 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:38,551 Thanks, babe. 158 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,977 There we go. 159 00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:50,146 Is that better? 160 00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:06,351 If Dean treats your mum so bad, 161 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,411 why doesn't she leave him? 162 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:09,457 Low self-esteem. That's her problem. 163 00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:11,384 Fuck off. Why would she have low self-esteem? 164 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,378 Eggsy's mum is well fit. 165 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,880 - No offense, bruv. - It's all right. 166 00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:19,133 One of these days, I'm gonna smash his face in. 167 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,718 Are you mental, cuz? 168 00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:22,261 He'd just get that lot to do you, 169 00:13:22,345 --> 00:13:23,705 and then pretend he knew nothing... 170 00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:27,058 ...about it. 171 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:29,769 Oi! You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing... 172 00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:32,063 just because our guvnor's banging Eggsy's mum? 173 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,065 Pretty much, yeah. 174 00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:36,401 Bruv, just leave it. Let's just go, man. 175 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:37,568 It's not worth it. 176 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:40,238 You boys have outstayed your welcome. 177 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:41,572 Leave. 178 00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:44,325 What? 179 00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:46,911 I'm sorry about that, bruv. 180 00:13:49,998 --> 00:13:50,999 Yeah. 181 00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:52,125 Mug. 182 00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:56,421 They weren't fucking worth it, boys. 183 00:13:57,463 --> 00:14:00,758 It's freezing. Why are we walking? 184 00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,760 You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv? 185 00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:05,430 Yeah. Now, we're gonna nick his car. 186 00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:07,432 Shit! 187 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:14,814 Hold on, boys. 188 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,027 Hey, that's my fucking car! 189 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,446 Hey! Hey! Eggsy! 190 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,656 I swear, you want to fucking stop it! 191 00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:26,367 You're a fucking dead man! Stop it! 192 00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:30,327 I'm gonna fucking have ya! 193 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,878 Floor it, Eggsy! 194 00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:38,041 Floor it! 195 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,089 Wanker! 196 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,426 Yeah, Dean. Look, it's me. 197 00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:45,595 Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah. 198 00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:48,598 I've come out the pub, he's done 15 donuts in my fucking face... 199 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:50,308 and he's drove off. 200 00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,602 No, I can't have it! He's disrespecting me. 201 00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:54,979 And that means, he's disrespecting you. 202 00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:57,982 Hold up! What the...? 203 00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,272 Oh. 204 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:39,690 Dickhead. 205 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,653 Foxes are vermin, cuz. 206 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,238 Should've driven it over. 207 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,365 Should've done a lot of things. 208 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,200 I'll sort this. Get out of the car. 209 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:51,869 I said, get out of the fucking car! 210 00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:03,840 Eggsy, there is no such thing as honor amongst thieves. 211 00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:08,553 Now, you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with... 212 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,555 or you go down. 213 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,765 It's up to you. 214 00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:15,695 I want to exercise my right to a phone call. 215 00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:21,774 Well, I hope it's to your mum... 216 00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:25,444 to tell her you're gonna be 18 months late for your dinner. 217 00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:58,769 Customer Complaints, how may I help you? Um... 218 00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:01,105 My name's Eggsy Unwin. 219 00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:05,776 Sorry, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek. 220 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,223 I'm in Holborn police station... 221 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,030 and my mum said to call this number if ever I needed help. 222 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,699 I'm sorry, sir. Wrong number. 223 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,201 Wait! Wait! 224 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:17,205 Oxfords not brogues. 225 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:20,396 Your complaint has been duly noted... 226 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,628 And we hope that we have not lost you as a loyal customer. 227 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,057 Yeah. 228 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:38,976 You what? 229 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:41,354 I... 230 00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:42,813 Yeah. 231 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,150 Yes, I totally understand. 232 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:06,754 Eggsy. 233 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:08,881 Would you like a lift home? 234 00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:10,841 Who are you? 235 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,343 The man who got you released. 236 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,844 That ain't an answer. 237 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,347 A little gratitude would be nice. 238 00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:20,851 My name is Harry Hart, and I gave you that medal. 239 00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:24,397 Your father saved my life. 240 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,852 So before you was a tailor, was you in the army? 241 00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:31,696 Like an officer. 242 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,364 Not quite. 243 00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:35,324 So where was you posted, Iraq or something? 244 00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:37,743 Sorry, Eggsy. Classified. 245 00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:40,371 But my dad saved your life, yeah? 246 00:18:41,414 --> 00:18:44,917 The day your father died, I missed something. 247 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,169 And if it weren't for his courage... 248 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,256 my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present. 249 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,675 So I owe him. 250 00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,886 Your father was a brave man. 251 00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:58,889 A good man. 252 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,216 And having read your files... 253 00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,826 I think he'd be bitterly disappointed in the choices you've made. 254 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:03,853 You can't talk to me like that. 255 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:04,937 Huge IQ. 256 00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,106 Great performance at primary school. 257 00:19:08,024 --> 00:19:09,358 And it all went tits up. 258 00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:12,236 Drugs, petty crime. Never had a job. 259 00:19:12,403 --> 00:19:14,071 You think there's a lot of jobs going around here, do you? 260 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:15,740 Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies. 261 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,492 First prize, regional Under-1 Os gymnastics... 262 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:19,869 two years in a row. 263 00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:22,246 Your coach had you pegged as Olympic team material. 264 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,206 Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad... 265 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,750 you pick up new hobbies pretty quick. 266 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,585 Of course. Always someone else's fault. 267 00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,057 Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines? 268 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,214 You were halfway through training, 269 00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:33,658 doing brilliantly, but you gave up. 270 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:35,718 Because my mum went mental. 271 00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:38,679 Banging on about losing me as well as my dad. 272 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:41,265 Didn't want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you. 273 00:19:41,432 --> 00:19:43,851 Judging people like me from your ivory towers... 274 00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:46,228 with no thought about why we do what we do. 275 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:49,273 We ain't got much choice. You get me? 276 00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,132 And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses... 277 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,112 we'd do just as well as you. If not, better. 278 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,115 What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss? 279 00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,229 Some more examples of young men... 280 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,953 who simply need a silver suppository? 281 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,622 No, they're exceptions. Come on. 282 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,389 Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks. 283 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,500 After you nicked his car... 284 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,959 Dean says you're fair game. 285 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,686 He don't give a shit what your mum says. 286 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,129 Um, listen, boys... 287 00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:15,466 I've had a rather emotional day... 288 00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,385 so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, 289 00:20:17,468 --> 00:20:19,970 and I'm sure it's well-founded... 290 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,806 I'd appreciate it enormously... 291 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,933 if you could just leave us in peace... 292 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,644 until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness. 293 00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:31,190 You should get out of the way, Granddad, 294 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,358 or you'll get hurt and all. 295 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,984 He ain't joking. You should go. 296 00:20:34,402 --> 00:20:35,403 Mmm. 297 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:41,992 Excuse me. 298 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:44,912 If you're looking for another rent boy, 299 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,539 they're on the corner of Smith street. 300 00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:53,796 Manners... 301 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,298 maketh... 302 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,553 man. 303 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,812 Do you know what that means? 304 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,858 Then let me teach you a lesson. 305 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,744 Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight? 306 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,501 You fucking dirty, fucking dirty... 307 00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:56,210 Sorry about that. 308 00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:58,128 Needed to let off a little steam. 309 00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:02,800 I heard yesterday a friend of mine died. 310 00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:05,010 He knew your father too, actually. 311 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,640 Now, I do apologize, Eggsy. 312 00:23:09,807 --> 00:23:11,809 I shouldn't have done this in front of you. 313 00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:13,978 No, please! I won't say nothing, I swear! 314 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,646 If there's one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut. 315 00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:17,213 You won't tell a soul? Ask the feds. 316 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:18,474 I've never grassed anyone up. 317 00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,818 Is that a promise? On my life! 318 00:23:24,989 --> 00:23:26,824 Much appreciated, Eggsy. 319 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,742 You're right about the snobs. 320 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:31,161 But there, too, there are exceptions. 321 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,872 Best of luck with everything. 322 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,415 In celebrity news, 323 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:52,308 the Richmond Valentine movie premiered in Hollywood last night. 324 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,394 The story of the internet billionaire's rise to power... 325 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:58,355 Is expected to be this award season's hot ticket. 326 00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:01,525 One notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea... 327 00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:05,195 still missing three days after she failed to appear at her Oakland concert. 328 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:06,905 No ransom has been demanded. 329 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,232 Eggsy, just go, please, because he's gonna... 330 00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,702 No, please, don't hurt him! 331 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:13,579 Fuck off! Get the fuck away with ya! 332 00:24:13,746 --> 00:24:14,955 Shut the fuck up! 333 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,249 Who was with you in that fucking pub? 334 00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,543 I want to know the name of the geezer you was with. 335 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,545 I wasn't with no one! Who was it? 336 00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:23,130 I don't know what you're on about. Who was it? 337 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:24,423 I don't know who you're fucking on about! 338 00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:25,716 Fucking tell me his name! 339 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:28,218 I don't know who you're fucking on about! 340 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:33,432 You listen to me! 341 00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,559 I want to know who you was with in that pub. Do you understand? 342 00:24:35,726 --> 00:24:37,646 I want to know his fucking name! 343 00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:40,731 Because, I swear, I'll rip your head off. 344 00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:41,659 Tell me! 345 00:24:41,684 --> 00:24:43,966 I don't know what you're fucking on about! 346 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,309 Just tell him, Eggsy! 347 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,112 Fuck Off! Fuck Off, Michelle! 348 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,572 I could kill you right now... 349 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,241 and no one in the whole world will notice! 350 00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:53,077 But I would. 351 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:55,079 I have enough evidence on your activities... 352 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,247 to have you locked up for the rest of your life... 353 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,625 Mr. Dean Anthony Baker. What the fuck? 354 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,418 So I suggest you leave the boy alone... 355 00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:04,880 or I shall be forced to deliver it to the appropriate authorities. 356 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:08,717 Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about. 357 00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:11,345 What the fuck's going on here? 358 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:14,515 Eggsy, you fucking maggot! 359 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:15,891 Hey, we got a racer! 360 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,518 Come here. Hey! 361 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,353 Eggsy, you fucking... 362 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,813 Come here, son! 363 00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:34,326 You wanker! 364 00:25:34,493 --> 00:25:36,120 I'll have you, son! 365 00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:03,564 I've never met a tailor before. 366 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,733 But I know you ain't one. 367 00:26:09,695 --> 00:26:11,363 Come with me. 368 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,331 Come on in. 369 00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,046 What do you see? 370 00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:31,550 Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on. 371 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,596 I see a young man with potential. 372 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,682 A young man who is loyal. 373 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,560 Who can do as he's asked. 374 00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:44,521 And who wants to do something good with his life. 375 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,108 Did you see the film Trading Places? 376 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,194 No. 377 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:52,112 How about Nikita? 378 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:54,531 Pretty Woman? 379 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:56,533 All right. 380 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,327 My point is, that the lack of a silver spoon 381 00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,703 has set you on a certain path... 382 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,705 but you needn't stay on it. 383 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:06,794 If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform. 384 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:09,213 Oh, like in My Fair Lady. 385 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:12,299 Well, you're full of surprises. 386 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,260 Yes, like My Fair Lady. 387 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,471 Only, in this case, I'm offering you 388 00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,598 the opportunity to become a Kingsman. 389 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,600 A tailor? 390 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,393 A Kingsman agent. 391 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:26,230 Like a spy? 392 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,564 Of sorts. 393 00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:30,400 Interested? 394 00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:33,237 You think I've got anything to lose? 395 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,745 Since 1849... 396 00:27:41,912 --> 00:27:46,083 Kingsman tailors have clothed the world's most powerful individuals. 397 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,126 By 1919, a great number of them had 398 00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:50,963 lost their heirs to World War One. 399 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:55,092 That meant a lot of money going uninherited. 400 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:59,263 And a lot of powerful men with a desire to preserve peace and protect life. 401 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:02,349 Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence... 402 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,142 for the greater good. 403 00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:07,604 And so began our other venture. 404 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,774 An independent, international intelligence agency... 405 00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:14,278 operating at the highest level of discretion. 406 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,572 Above the politics and bureaucracy... 407 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:20,909 that undermine the integrity of government-run spy organizations. 408 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,996 The suit is a modern gentleman's armor. 409 00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,916 And the Kingsman agents are the new knights. 410 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,681 How deep does this fucking thing go? 411 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:31,795 Deep enough. 412 00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:18,175 Shit, we're late. 413 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,369 Your father had the same look on his face. 414 00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,413 As did I. 415 00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,208 Come on. 416 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,045 Galahad. 417 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:56,213 My code name. 418 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,839 Late again, sir. 419 00:29:58,215 --> 00:29:59,508 Good luck. 420 00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:01,218 In you go. 421 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:13,897 Fall in. 422 00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:18,944 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin. 423 00:30:19,111 --> 00:30:20,195 You are about to embark... 424 00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:23,073 on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world. 425 00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:26,118 One of you, and only one of you, 426 00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,745 will become the next Lancelot. 427 00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:32,749 Can anybody tell me what this is? 428 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,252 Yes? Body bag, sir. 429 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:37,629 Correct. Charlie, isn't it? 430 00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:38,713 Yes, sir. 431 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:39,756 Good. 432 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,259 In a moment, you will each collect a body bag. 433 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:44,261 You will write your name on that bag. 434 00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:47,848 You will write the details of your next of kin on that bag. 435 00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:51,268 This represents your acknowledgment of the risks that you are about to face... 436 00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:54,730 as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality. 437 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,941 Which, incidentally, if you break, will result in you... 438 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,569 and your next of kin... 439 00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:02,612 being in that bag. 440 00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,699 Is that understood? 441 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,368 Excellent. 442 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:10,245 Fall out. 443 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:19,963 Roxanne. But call me Roxy. 444 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,132 I'm Eggsy. "Eggy"? 445 00:31:22,299 --> 00:31:23,341 No, "Eggsy". 446 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:24,760 Eggy? 447 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,053 Where did they dig you up? 448 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:28,339 You know we're not allowed to discuss who proposed us. 449 00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:29,872 No need to bite his head off. 450 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:32,267 Charlie's only making conversation, right, Charlie? 451 00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:33,810 Hmm. I'm Digby. 452 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,146 Digby. 453 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,647 Eggy, this is Rufus. 454 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:39,316 Rufus, Eggy. 455 00:31:41,485 --> 00:31:44,279 So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge? 456 00:31:44,529 --> 00:31:45,530 Neither. 457 00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:46,907 Saint Andrews? Durham? 458 00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:48,992 No, wait, I think we may have met. 459 00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:52,871 Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station? 460 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:53,954 No. 461 00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:55,082 But if I had, I would have given you 462 00:31:55,165 --> 00:31:56,500 an extra helping of secret sauce. 463 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,753 It's definitely Saint Andrews. 464 00:32:00,337 --> 00:32:01,505 Just ignore them. 465 00:32:01,671 --> 00:32:02,756 You need a pen? 466 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:03,840 Cheers. 467 00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:05,342 Amelia, isn't it? 468 00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:06,843 Amelia, Eggsy. 469 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,178 Hi, Eggsy. 470 00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:10,263 Don't take any notice of those guys. 471 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,140 That's what I told him. 472 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,644 It's just scare tactics. 473 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:17,521 Classic army technique. 474 00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:18,855 No one's gonna die. 475 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:24,194 Shame. 476 00:32:26,321 --> 00:32:28,532 Great. You don't know, the CIA don't know. 477 00:32:28,698 --> 00:32:31,201 Nobody knows who this guy is? 478 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:32,953 Fine. 479 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,496 Seriously, it's fine. 480 00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:38,542 Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here. 481 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:42,170 Hell, man, you know me. Money's not my issue. 482 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:44,047 I could've retired straight out of MIT... 483 00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:46,675 fucked off to some island, let the business run itself. 484 00:32:46,842 --> 00:32:49,594 Nobody told me to try and save the planet. 485 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,388 I wanted to. 486 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:55,267 Climate change research, lobbying, years of study, billions of dollars... 487 00:32:55,433 --> 00:32:57,227 and you know why I quit? 488 00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:02,440 Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked. 489 00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:05,277 Hence, my epiphany. 490 00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:08,196 Money won't solve this. 491 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:11,032 Those idiots who call themselves politicians... 492 00:33:11,199 --> 00:33:15,245 have buried their heads in the sand and stood for nothing but re-election. 493 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:20,375 So I spent the last two years trying to find a real solution. 494 00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:22,878 And I found it. 495 00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:27,090 Now, if you really want to make the world a better place... 496 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,593 I suggest you open your fucking ears, 497 00:33:29,676 --> 00:33:31,386 because I'm about to tell it to you. 498 00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:33,555 Go on, Mr. Valentine. 499 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:35,432 I'm still listening. 500 00:33:36,224 --> 00:33:40,103 As long as you agree to all my terms. 501 00:34:28,318 --> 00:34:29,861 All right, no one panic. Listen to me. 502 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,154 Stay calm. 503 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:32,656 Fuck. 504 00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:36,368 Loo snorkels, loo snorkels! 505 00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:38,370 - Loo snorkels? - Showerheads! 506 00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:40,747 Showerheads? 507 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:42,290 She's right. Fucking go! 508 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:46,249 Hey, hang about, what's wrong with the fucking door? 509 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:13,214 Congratulations on completing your first task. 510 00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:16,134 Charlie, Roxy, well done. 511 00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:18,094 For those of you who are still confused... 512 00:36:18,261 --> 00:36:20,430 if you can get a breathing tube around a U-bend of a toilet... 513 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:22,432 you have an unlimited air supply. 514 00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:25,101 Simple physics, worth remembering. 515 00:36:25,268 --> 00:36:28,563 Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror. 516 00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:29,731 He's probably seen enough of them. 517 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:32,776 Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces. 518 00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:34,222 Because as far as I'm concerned, 519 00:36:34,277 --> 00:36:36,780 every single one of you has failed. 520 00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:40,158 You all forgot the most important thing... 521 00:36:41,159 --> 00:36:42,452 teamwork. 522 00:36:56,633 --> 00:36:59,302 So much for classic army technique. 523 00:37:02,472 --> 00:37:03,723 35. 524 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:05,767 105. 525 00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,728 That's it. That's it. 526 00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:14,109 Hello. 527 00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:15,819 Can I help you? 528 00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:19,364 Yes. I have a question about anthropogenic force. 529 00:37:19,906 --> 00:37:23,660 Oh. Really? It's actually quite fascinating. 530 00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:27,497 My colleague died trying to rescue you... 531 00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:29,504 and I'm sure you saw how well trained he was... 532 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:32,181 so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go. 533 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:34,045 I have no idea what you're talking... 534 00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:37,090 I'm not supposed to say it, but it was... 535 00:37:37,465 --> 00:37:39,185 Oh, for God's sake, I've barely touched you. 536 00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:40,635 Oh, man up! 537 00:38:01,489 --> 00:38:03,569 Fuck that guy, whoever he is. I'm gonna... 538 00:38:04,951 --> 00:38:06,911 He made me kill Professor Arnold. 539 00:38:07,078 --> 00:38:08,413 I goddamn loved Professor Arnold. 540 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:09,622 Well, the good news is... 541 00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:11,583 we know the emergency and surveillance system work. 542 00:38:11,749 --> 00:38:13,710 You know what's not good news? 543 00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:15,637 "My colleague died!" 544 00:38:15,753 --> 00:38:17,172 That's what he said! 545 00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,674 This is an organization, and they're all over us. 546 00:38:19,924 --> 00:38:21,676 Whoever you spoke to... I told you... 547 00:38:21,843 --> 00:38:24,721 I made contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad and Beijing. 548 00:38:24,846 --> 00:38:27,015 They all insist he wasn't one of theirs. 549 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:28,683 Beijing. 550 00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:33,354 So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service. 551 00:38:33,813 --> 00:38:35,982 Now, that's what you call a secret, right? 552 00:38:36,983 --> 00:38:38,735 You know what? Fuck it. 553 00:38:39,194 --> 00:38:40,778 We need to speed things up. 554 00:38:40,945 --> 00:38:42,280 Bring the product release forward. 555 00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:44,282 We're only halfway into production... 556 00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:45,867 and speeding it will cost a fortune. 557 00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,327 Do I look like I give a fuck? 558 00:38:47,577 --> 00:38:49,245 Just get it done. 559 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:54,501 As some of you will have learned last night... 560 00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:59,130 teamwork is paramount here at Kingsman. 561 00:38:59,297 --> 00:39:03,092 We're here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit. 562 00:39:03,259 --> 00:39:06,679 Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy. 563 00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:08,681 Wherever you go, your dog goes. 564 00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:11,059 You will care for it. You will teach it. 565 00:39:11,226 --> 00:39:14,270 And by the time it's fully trained, so will you be. 566 00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:17,023 Those of you who are still here, that is. 567 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:19,108 Do you understand? 568 00:39:19,317 --> 00:39:21,194 Choose your puppy. 569 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:24,989 A poodle? 570 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:26,074 What? 571 00:39:26,282 --> 00:39:27,867 They're gun dogs. 572 00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:29,536 Oldest working breed. 573 00:39:29,702 --> 00:39:31,496 Easy to train. 574 00:39:32,539 --> 00:39:33,790 A pug? 575 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,834 It's a bulldog, innit? 576 00:39:39,295 --> 00:39:40,655 It'll get bigger, though, won't it? 577 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,678 Shit. 578 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,016 His MRI shows no signs of concussion. 579 00:39:52,183 --> 00:39:55,144 No direct brain trauma at all. 580 00:39:55,478 --> 00:39:57,564 How much longer can he be out? 581 00:39:57,730 --> 00:39:58,898 That's the million-dollar question. 582 00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:00,900 We don't know what he was exposed to in there. 583 00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:02,527 What about Harry's footage? 584 00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:04,362 It didn't stream to his home terminal. 585 00:40:04,529 --> 00:40:07,490 Encrypted and uncrackable. 586 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:08,940 If and when he comes around... 587 00:40:09,033 --> 00:40:11,661 you might want to have a with him about sharing his password. 588 00:40:11,828 --> 00:40:13,496 Is he gonna be all right? 589 00:40:14,664 --> 00:40:16,332 We need to have patience, Eggsy. 590 00:40:16,749 --> 00:40:18,084 But there's hope, okay? 591 00:40:18,668 --> 00:40:20,378 If I were you, I'd concentrate on your training. 592 00:40:20,545 --> 00:40:22,714 Make it through the tests. Make him proud. 593 00:40:30,346 --> 00:40:31,848 Come on, come on, come on! 594 00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:34,100 J.B., come on! Come on! 595 00:40:37,186 --> 00:40:39,188 I'm not coming last because of you. 596 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:42,525 J.B., I'll shoot you! Goddamn you, I'll fucking shoot you! 597 00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:45,445 Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you. 598 00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:49,115 Bollocks. 599 00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:32,659 Water! 600 00:41:35,912 --> 00:41:37,413 Come on, then! Eggsy, forget it! 601 00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:39,220 What's wrong, mate? You can't take a joke? 602 00:41:39,248 --> 00:41:41,417 Seriously, you'll get thrown out, and it's just not worth it. 603 00:41:41,584 --> 00:41:43,086 Maybe I don't give a fuck if I get kicked out! 604 00:41:43,252 --> 00:41:44,587 Do it. Come on, you pleb. 605 00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:46,172 Charlie, fuck off! 606 00:41:47,215 --> 00:41:48,216 Aw. 607 00:41:48,299 --> 00:41:51,260 Yeah, go on, walk away. Dickhead. 608 00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:53,680 Come on, J.B. 609 00:41:53,846 --> 00:41:54,931 Come on, good boy. 610 00:42:08,736 --> 00:42:11,114 You have exactly one hour to complete the test... 611 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,824 starting now. 612 00:42:14,909 --> 00:42:16,661 New target, 800 meters. 613 00:42:16,828 --> 00:42:18,454 You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here... 614 00:42:18,621 --> 00:42:22,125 lingering like some big, steaming shit that just won't flush. 615 00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,793 Roger that. Target identified. 616 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,962 And how about you shut the fuck up? 617 00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:27,255 Positive discrimination... 618 00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:28,840 that's what it is. 619 00:42:29,006 --> 00:42:30,174 It's like those fucking state school kids 620 00:42:30,258 --> 00:42:32,176 who get into Oxford on C grades... 621 00:42:32,343 --> 00:42:33,983 because their mum is a one-legged lesbian. 622 00:42:34,137 --> 00:42:35,697 You don't know fuck all about my grades. 623 00:42:35,805 --> 00:42:37,682 Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated. 624 00:42:37,849 --> 00:42:39,308 Fire when ready. 625 00:42:41,477 --> 00:42:43,479 How's that for positive discrimination? 626 00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:57,952 I want to thank you both for listening... 627 00:42:58,119 --> 00:43:01,205 and I really, really appreciate you travelling all this way... 628 00:43:01,372 --> 00:43:02,373 Your Royal Highness. 629 00:43:02,707 --> 00:43:04,333 And you, too, Prime Minister. 630 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,503 I think this is quite brilliant. 631 00:43:08,004 --> 00:43:10,506 It's absolutely brilliant. 632 00:43:11,299 --> 00:43:14,135 You are completely crazy. 633 00:43:16,179 --> 00:43:17,722 And as for you, Prime Minister 634 00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:20,057 I'm speechless you'd even consider this. 635 00:43:25,354 --> 00:43:28,316 - Don't touch... - Sorry, Your Royal Highness. 636 00:43:28,483 --> 00:43:29,525 But you've got a big role to play... 637 00:43:29,692 --> 00:43:32,236 in getting the Scandinavian region back on track. 638 00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:33,905 You're popular, inspirational... 639 00:43:34,071 --> 00:43:36,532 and you have the power to galvanize the people. 640 00:43:36,699 --> 00:43:39,535 Now, whether you're on board or not... 641 00:43:39,702 --> 00:43:41,329 I'm going to have to insist... 642 00:43:41,496 --> 00:43:44,373 on getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety. 643 00:43:44,874 --> 00:43:47,084 How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out? 644 00:43:48,044 --> 00:43:49,545 Well, I think it's about time... 645 00:43:49,712 --> 00:43:54,383 That a politician did something that, uh, actually made a difference. 646 00:43:54,884 --> 00:43:56,719 Too true. 647 00:43:56,886 --> 00:43:57,886 What? 648 00:43:57,929 --> 00:43:59,222 Take her away. 649 00:44:02,683 --> 00:44:03,684 Drink? 650 00:44:04,727 --> 00:44:06,229 Why not? 651 00:44:08,147 --> 00:44:10,107 Guards! Help! 652 00:44:10,191 --> 00:44:11,191 Don't worry. 653 00:44:11,234 --> 00:44:12,735 No harm will come to the princess. 654 00:44:13,069 --> 00:44:14,445 Well, I'm a republican anyways, 655 00:44:14,529 --> 00:44:17,198 so it really doesn't matter. 656 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:19,700 Release the princess! 657 00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:54,610 Okay, you're done. 658 00:44:54,777 --> 00:44:56,279 Not so bad, right? 659 00:44:56,821 --> 00:44:58,656 Hardly felt a thing. 660 00:44:58,948 --> 00:45:00,449 Welcome aboard. 661 00:45:00,908 --> 00:45:03,661 Pleasure is all mine. 662 00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:10,084 Ever heard of knocking? 663 00:45:11,294 --> 00:45:12,694 Only when I'm casing a place to rob. 664 00:45:14,130 --> 00:45:15,410 Merlin said you wanted to see me? 665 00:45:16,591 --> 00:45:18,634 I hope J.B.'s training is going as well as yours is. 666 00:45:18,926 --> 00:45:19,969 Sit. 667 00:45:22,471 --> 00:45:25,349 Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates. 668 00:45:25,516 --> 00:45:28,019 Your test results were even better than I could've hoped. 669 00:45:30,646 --> 00:45:31,814 Come in. 670 00:45:34,150 --> 00:45:35,151 Ah. 671 00:45:35,985 --> 00:45:38,654 Eggsy, I need to have a private conversation. 672 00:45:38,821 --> 00:45:39,822 You're dismissed. 673 00:45:39,947 --> 00:45:41,657 Nonsense. Let him observe. 674 00:45:41,866 --> 00:45:43,492 Might learn a thing or two. 675 00:45:43,993 --> 00:45:45,953 As you wish. Take a look at this. 676 00:45:46,037 --> 00:45:48,039 Oh, for God's sake, I've barely touched you. 677 00:45:48,122 --> 00:45:49,123 Oh, man up! 678 00:45:49,624 --> 00:45:51,334 Fucking hell! 679 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,461 That is rank, Harry. 680 00:45:54,170 --> 00:45:55,504 You blew up his head? 681 00:45:55,671 --> 00:45:57,131 It's a bit much, innit? 682 00:45:57,298 --> 00:46:00,968 Actually, the explosion was caused by an implant in his neck. 683 00:46:01,177 --> 00:46:02,678 Here, under the scar. 684 00:46:03,012 --> 00:46:05,514 Did my hardware pick up the signal that triggered it? 685 00:46:05,681 --> 00:46:07,183 Fortunately, yes. 686 00:46:07,516 --> 00:46:09,477 Unfortunately, the IP address I traced it to... 687 00:46:09,644 --> 00:46:11,854 is registered to the Valentine Corporation. 688 00:46:12,021 --> 00:46:13,064 That's not much of a lead. 689 00:46:13,147 --> 00:46:14,667 He has millions of employees worldwide. 690 00:46:15,024 --> 00:46:17,193 That Richmond Valentine is a genius. 691 00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:22,990 Did you not see his announcement today? 692 00:46:23,699 --> 00:46:24,867 No. 693 00:46:28,913 --> 00:46:32,500 We each spend on average $2,000 a year... 694 00:46:32,667 --> 00:46:34,543 on cell phone and internet usage. 695 00:46:34,710 --> 00:46:37,838 It gives me great pleasure to announce... 696 00:46:38,005 --> 00:46:40,549 those days are over. 697 00:46:40,716 --> 00:46:41,759 As of tomorrow... 698 00:46:41,926 --> 00:46:45,763 every man, woman and child can claim a free SIM card... 699 00:46:45,930 --> 00:46:50,059 compatible with any cell phone, any computer... 700 00:46:50,226 --> 00:46:54,397 and utilize my communications network for free. 701 00:46:54,563 --> 00:46:55,898 Free calls... 702 00:46:56,065 --> 00:46:57,566 free internet... 703 00:46:57,733 --> 00:46:59,235 for everyone. 704 00:47:00,236 --> 00:47:01,570 Forever. 705 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:20,089 Valentine's assistant has the same implant scar. 706 00:47:20,589 --> 00:47:23,259 I think Mr. Valentine and I should have a tête-à-tête. 707 00:47:26,762 --> 00:47:29,223 He's having a gala dinner next week. 708 00:47:29,390 --> 00:47:31,100 I'll get you an invitation. 709 00:47:31,183 --> 00:47:32,423 You need to be careful, though. 710 00:47:32,435 --> 00:47:34,395 Since you've been out, hundreds of VIPs have gone missing. 711 00:47:34,562 --> 00:47:36,939 No ransom notes, exactly like Professor Arnold. 712 00:47:37,273 --> 00:47:40,985 Then I suggest you make my alias somebody worth kidnapping. 713 00:47:53,789 --> 00:47:54,957 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 714 00:47:55,124 --> 00:47:56,292 What, don't like heights? 715 00:47:56,459 --> 00:47:57,460 Yeah, it's okay. 716 00:47:57,668 --> 00:48:01,297 I've done it before, which is probably why, come to think of it. 717 00:48:02,590 --> 00:48:04,467 Hey, it's gonna be all right. 718 00:48:04,633 --> 00:48:06,093 You're top of the class. 719 00:48:08,095 --> 00:48:09,305 Listen up. 720 00:48:09,472 --> 00:48:12,266 Your mission is to land in the target without the radar detecting you. 721 00:48:12,433 --> 00:48:16,103 If I read you on the radar, or you miss the target, you go home. 722 00:48:16,479 --> 00:48:17,646 Is that understood? 723 00:48:21,150 --> 00:48:23,778 Drop zone coming up, 20 seconds. 724 00:48:25,112 --> 00:48:26,530 We gotta go. 725 00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:37,666 Eggsy, I really don't think I can do this. 726 00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:38,834 Of course you can't. 727 00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:40,761 Head to the back and I'll show you how, yeah? 728 00:48:48,844 --> 00:48:50,846 Eggsy, wait! Hang on! 729 00:48:51,847 --> 00:48:53,349 Roxy, just stop fucking about! 730 00:48:54,725 --> 00:48:55,726 Follow me, yeah? 731 00:49:06,195 --> 00:49:07,196 Whoo! 732 00:49:10,032 --> 00:49:11,867 Come on! 733 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,204 Roxy, it's now or never. 734 00:49:16,497 --> 00:49:17,706 Jump! 735 00:49:36,350 --> 00:49:37,685 Good girl, Rox... 736 00:49:37,852 --> 00:49:39,436 I'm glad you made it! 737 00:49:52,241 --> 00:49:53,909 Yeah! 738 00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,578 Come on! 739 00:49:57,955 --> 00:50:00,082 My, my, you're all very cheerful. 740 00:50:00,249 --> 00:50:02,530 Did you really think it was gonna be that straightforward? 741 00:50:02,585 --> 00:50:04,962 Any idiot can read a heads-up display. 742 00:50:05,129 --> 00:50:08,799 A Kingsman agent needs to be able to solve problems under pressure. 743 00:50:09,383 --> 00:50:12,887 Like what to do when one of your group has no parachute. 744 00:50:14,263 --> 00:50:15,931 - What, no parachute? - Shit! 745 00:50:16,307 --> 00:50:17,433 Who? 746 00:50:17,558 --> 00:50:18,558 Fuck! 747 00:50:18,601 --> 00:50:19,602 Which one? 748 00:50:19,727 --> 00:50:21,145 What do we do? 749 00:50:21,312 --> 00:50:22,832 I told you. Aim for the target. 750 00:50:22,897 --> 00:50:24,148 Come in under the radar. 751 00:50:24,315 --> 00:50:26,275 And I hope not to be scraping one of you up. 752 00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:29,612 But if I do have to, and you're inside the target... 753 00:50:30,112 --> 00:50:31,822 please know I'll be very impressed. 754 00:50:31,989 --> 00:50:33,407 - Fuck! - Oh, shit! 755 00:50:37,286 --> 00:50:38,954 Everybody listen, I've got a plan! 756 00:50:40,664 --> 00:50:43,626 Pair off! Grab the closest person to them. 757 00:50:46,295 --> 00:50:47,463 Rufus, come on! 758 00:50:47,588 --> 00:50:48,589 Oh, fuck! 759 00:50:49,465 --> 00:50:50,466 Rufus! 760 00:50:50,799 --> 00:50:51,967 Oh, shit! I can't! 761 00:50:55,429 --> 00:50:56,430 Fuck! 762 00:50:57,848 --> 00:50:58,974 Oh, thank God! 763 00:50:59,141 --> 00:51:00,976 Rufus, you wanker! 764 00:51:02,186 --> 00:51:03,604 Shit, we're an odd number now! 765 00:51:04,688 --> 00:51:05,773 Quick, make a circle! 766 00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:07,700 Fuck, he's right! Boys, let's do it. 767 00:51:12,363 --> 00:51:14,448 We pull our cords one by one! 768 00:51:14,615 --> 00:51:15,824 When we know who's fucked... 769 00:51:15,991 --> 00:51:17,431 The person on their right grabs them. 770 00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:20,371 Okay, Eggsy. 771 00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:21,830 Good plan, Eggsy. 772 00:51:21,997 --> 00:51:24,166 You have 30 seconds. Come on now, hurry. 773 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:25,334 Me first! 774 00:51:27,795 --> 00:51:28,795 Oh, fuck! 775 00:51:28,837 --> 00:51:30,130 Yes! 776 00:51:32,216 --> 00:51:34,635 Okay, me next. 777 00:51:36,637 --> 00:51:38,180 See you on the ground, boys. 778 00:51:42,017 --> 00:51:43,018 Now me. 779 00:51:46,897 --> 00:51:47,898 Fuck! 780 00:51:52,194 --> 00:51:53,237 Roxy... 781 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,360 no matter what happens now, I've got you, all right? 782 00:51:58,867 --> 00:52:00,160 Okay, Eggsy. 783 00:52:00,327 --> 00:52:01,495 - Yours first, okay? - Yep. 784 00:52:14,466 --> 00:52:15,467 Oh, shit! 785 00:52:23,350 --> 00:52:24,601 Shit! 786 00:52:26,729 --> 00:52:27,730 Shit! 787 00:52:29,398 --> 00:52:30,399 Rox! 788 00:52:33,861 --> 00:52:34,945 Fuck. 789 00:52:51,295 --> 00:52:53,464 Hugo, Digby. 790 00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:56,425 You don't land in the K, you're not in the K. 791 00:52:56,592 --> 00:52:58,927 Rufus, you opened too soon. 792 00:52:59,094 --> 00:53:00,429 You were all over the radar. 793 00:53:00,596 --> 00:53:02,431 All three of you, pack your bags, go home. 794 00:53:04,558 --> 00:53:06,769 Eggsy. Roxy. Congratulations. 795 00:53:07,102 --> 00:53:08,729 You set a new record. 796 00:53:08,896 --> 00:53:10,105 Opening at 300 feet... 797 00:53:10,272 --> 00:53:11,315 that's pretty ballsy. 798 00:53:11,482 --> 00:53:13,984 Well done for completing another task. Fall out. 799 00:53:15,110 --> 00:53:16,111 Sorry, sir. 800 00:53:16,278 --> 00:53:17,946 But why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? 801 00:53:18,113 --> 00:53:19,323 Am I the expendable candidate? 802 00:53:19,490 --> 00:53:22,076 No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that. 803 00:53:22,242 --> 00:53:24,802 You have a complaint, you come here and you whisper it in my ear. 804 00:53:31,293 --> 00:53:34,004 You need to take that chip off your shoulder. 805 00:54:04,993 --> 00:54:07,496 Mr. DeVere. It's a pleasure to meet you. 806 00:54:08,122 --> 00:54:10,833 I'm awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up. 807 00:54:10,999 --> 00:54:13,877 Oh, no, no, no. I cancelled the gala because of you. 808 00:54:14,211 --> 00:54:16,004 Anybody willing to donate that much... 809 00:54:16,171 --> 00:54:18,340 deserves their own dinner. Come in! 810 00:54:19,967 --> 00:54:20,968 Thank you. 811 00:54:22,845 --> 00:54:25,347 Got to admit, I was really intrigued to meet you. 812 00:54:25,514 --> 00:54:27,349 There aren't many billionaires I don't know. 813 00:54:27,516 --> 00:54:28,517 I don't doubt it. 814 00:54:28,684 --> 00:54:31,687 And, obviously, I had my people look into your affairs... 815 00:54:31,854 --> 00:54:33,439 and that's some pretty old money you're from. 816 00:54:33,522 --> 00:54:34,523 How'd your folks make it? 817 00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:38,193 Property, mostly. Property and the markets. 818 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,404 Nothing questionable, if that's your concern. 819 00:54:40,571 --> 00:54:43,198 Look, I'm just into finding out what caliber person you are. 820 00:54:43,282 --> 00:54:44,442 I'm sure you understand that. 821 00:54:44,867 --> 00:54:45,909 I most certainly do. 822 00:54:46,076 --> 00:54:47,578 Hope you're hungry. I'm famished. 823 00:54:47,744 --> 00:54:48,829 Good. 824 00:54:48,912 --> 00:54:49,913 Grab a seat. 825 00:55:11,643 --> 00:55:12,843 I'll have the Big Mac, please. 826 00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:14,062 Great choice. 827 00:55:14,229 --> 00:55:17,649 But nothing beats two cheeseburgers with secret sauce. 828 00:55:17,816 --> 00:55:19,610 Goes great with this '45 Lafite. 829 00:55:19,776 --> 00:55:20,777 A classic pairing. 830 00:55:21,195 --> 00:55:24,198 And may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 Chàteau d'Yquem for pudding? 831 00:55:25,032 --> 00:55:26,408 I like it. 832 00:55:26,992 --> 00:55:30,787 So, you want to donate to my foundation. 833 00:55:30,954 --> 00:55:34,291 You are aware that I wound things down in that area, right? 834 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:37,377 Climate change is a threat, which affects us all, Mr. Valentine. 835 00:55:37,544 --> 00:55:40,672 And you're one of the few powerful men who seems to share my concerns. 836 00:55:40,839 --> 00:55:43,509 No, I shut things down, because I wasn't getting anywhere. 837 00:55:43,675 --> 00:55:46,512 Every bit of research kept pointing to the same thing. 838 00:55:46,678 --> 00:55:48,055 That carbon emissions are a red herring... 839 00:55:48,222 --> 00:55:51,892 and that we're past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take? 840 00:55:52,267 --> 00:55:53,894 You know your shit. 841 00:55:54,061 --> 00:55:57,648 I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less well versed in their... 842 00:55:58,190 --> 00:55:59,399 "Shit." 843 00:56:00,442 --> 00:56:01,985 As Professor Arnold always said... 844 00:56:02,569 --> 00:56:04,988 "Humankind is the only virus cursed to live..." 845 00:56:05,155 --> 00:56:08,408 "with the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality." 846 00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:12,204 You know, not a lot of people knew about him. 847 00:56:14,915 --> 00:56:17,292 You like spy movies, Mr. DeVere? 848 00:56:20,963 --> 00:56:23,966 Nowadays, they're all a little serious for my taste. 849 00:56:24,049 --> 00:56:25,050 But the old ones... 850 00:56:25,926 --> 00:56:27,177 Marvelous. 851 00:56:27,344 --> 00:56:29,596 Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day. 852 00:56:29,763 --> 00:56:33,267 The old Bond movies. Oh, man! 853 00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:36,979 Oh, when I was a kid, that was my dream job. 854 00:56:37,771 --> 00:56:39,356 Gentleman spy. 855 00:56:39,731 --> 00:56:43,068 I always felt the old Bond films were only as good as the villain. 856 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:47,573 As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac. 857 00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:52,744 What a shame we both had to grow up. 858 00:56:57,374 --> 00:56:58,584 Bon appétit. 859 00:57:01,128 --> 00:57:04,089 Just give me a couple of days to think over your proposal. 860 00:57:04,256 --> 00:57:05,841 I'll have my people get in touch with yours... 861 00:57:06,008 --> 00:57:07,509 and it's all good. 862 00:57:07,676 --> 00:57:11,096 And thank you for such a happy meal. 863 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:17,936 Well, want me to follow him? 864 00:57:18,103 --> 00:57:19,229 Nah. 865 00:57:19,521 --> 00:57:21,982 I put a nano tracker gel in the wine. 866 00:57:22,149 --> 00:57:25,152 We'll know his every move for the next 24 hours. 867 00:57:25,319 --> 00:57:27,696 Finally find out who he works for. 868 00:57:29,448 --> 00:57:31,408 Valentine didn't let me out of his sight. 869 00:57:31,575 --> 00:57:34,077 All I got was this on the way in. 870 00:57:38,206 --> 00:57:41,293 South Glade Mission Church is a hate group based in Kentucky. 871 00:57:42,169 --> 00:57:43,754 FBI have been monitoring them for years. 872 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,714 But you think Valentine is a supporter? 873 00:57:45,881 --> 00:57:49,176 No evidence yet of a direct connection, but I'll keep locking. 874 00:57:50,052 --> 00:57:51,428 Oh, by the way... 875 00:57:51,595 --> 00:57:56,642 our ever-growing list of missing persons now includes Scandinavian royalty. 876 00:57:57,059 --> 00:57:59,770 Royal Crown Princess Tilde. 877 00:58:01,855 --> 00:58:04,691 Just let me out, you psycho! 878 00:58:04,858 --> 00:58:07,694 I told you, you're free to go any time you want. 879 00:58:07,861 --> 00:58:10,113 As long as you agree to my conditions. 880 00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:12,157 I don't agree... 881 00:58:12,324 --> 00:58:15,035 and I am never ever going to agree! 882 00:58:15,202 --> 00:58:16,453 Tough shit. 883 00:58:16,870 --> 00:58:17,871 Bitch. 884 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,792 I want to speak to the British Council! 885 00:58:22,417 --> 00:58:24,657 The list of missing celebrities and dignitaries 886 00:58:24,711 --> 00:58:26,838 has continued to grow in recent weeks... 887 00:58:27,005 --> 00:58:30,884 and world leaders are coming under increasing pressure to provide answers. 888 00:58:31,051 --> 00:58:34,805 We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde. 889 00:58:34,971 --> 00:58:38,141 You know, governments and security forces worldwide... 890 00:58:38,308 --> 00:58:42,020 Are working together to find the person behind these abductions. 891 00:58:42,187 --> 00:58:43,867 In other news, people all over the world... 892 00:58:44,022 --> 00:58:48,402 continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM cards. 893 00:58:48,568 --> 00:58:51,029 Mrs. P, did you get one? 894 00:58:51,196 --> 00:58:53,782 Yeah, I've been queuing up all day. 895 00:58:53,949 --> 00:58:58,203 This unprecedented giveaway by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine... 896 00:58:58,370 --> 00:59:01,206 Has already seen over a billion cards distributed. 897 00:59:01,373 --> 00:59:02,582 At ease. 898 00:59:04,751 --> 00:59:07,170 So you thought we were done for the day, huh? 899 00:59:07,963 --> 00:59:09,172 Well, we're not. 900 00:59:10,799 --> 00:59:12,801 A party? Tonight, in London. 901 00:59:14,553 --> 00:59:16,888 - Who's this? - Your target. 902 00:59:17,055 --> 00:59:19,015 Your mission is to use your NLP training... 903 00:59:19,182 --> 00:59:21,622 to win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope. 904 00:59:21,727 --> 00:59:23,228 And when I say "win over"... 905 00:59:23,562 --> 00:59:25,188 I do mean in the biblical sense. 906 00:59:25,355 --> 00:59:26,523 Easy. 907 00:59:27,441 --> 00:59:29,484 Posh girls love a bit of rough. 908 00:59:29,651 --> 00:59:31,278 We'll see about that, yeah? 909 00:59:31,570 --> 00:59:33,363 We certainly will. 910 00:59:38,577 --> 00:59:39,578 Hi! 911 00:59:39,703 --> 00:59:42,998 Sorry, I just had to come over and say, amazing eyes. 912 00:59:43,373 --> 00:59:44,613 Are you wearing color contacts? 913 00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:46,960 No! You so are. 914 00:59:47,127 --> 00:59:49,504 Oh, my God, negging! That's hilarious. 915 00:59:49,671 --> 00:59:51,711 I haven't heard anyone try that since the noughties. 916 00:59:51,715 --> 00:59:52,758 Excuse me? 917 00:59:52,841 --> 00:59:53,967 "Negging." 918 00:59:54,050 --> 00:59:58,013 Saying something negative to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value. 919 00:59:58,180 --> 01:00:00,223 It's supposed to make you want to win his approval. 920 01:00:00,807 --> 01:00:03,852 Absurdly basic neuro-linguistic: programming technique. 921 01:00:04,019 --> 01:00:06,146 Is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny? 922 01:00:06,313 --> 01:00:08,190 It's an acquired taste, mate. I think it's just cheap. 923 01:00:08,356 --> 01:00:10,192 Get one of these instead. They're delicious. 924 01:00:10,358 --> 01:00:13,069 If you're into seduction techniques, this guy is textbook. 925 01:00:13,236 --> 01:00:15,989 See what he just did? It's called an opinion opener. 926 01:00:16,156 --> 01:00:17,657 He got you talking with a neutral question... 927 01:00:17,824 --> 01:00:19,584 got all of us involved in the conversation... 928 01:00:19,701 --> 01:00:21,369 so that you craved individual attention. 929 01:00:22,078 --> 01:00:23,413 No, I'm just saying the champagne tastes rank. 930 01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:25,332 Lady Sophie Montague-Herring. 931 01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:26,792 Phone call for you at reception. 932 01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:28,678 Be right back. We'll see you in a bit, yeah? 933 01:00:28,835 --> 01:00:30,212 See you in a bit. 934 01:00:30,378 --> 01:00:32,214 Budge up, Rox. I'm feeling a bit rough. 935 01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:33,882 Are you all right? No. 936 01:00:34,049 --> 01:00:35,091 Sorry to eavesdrop... 937 01:00:35,258 --> 01:00:38,804 but there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home. 938 01:00:39,012 --> 01:00:40,555 Rohypnol. 939 01:00:42,724 --> 01:00:44,476 Or even something stronger. 940 01:01:02,035 --> 01:01:03,703 Who the fuck are you? 941 01:01:04,287 --> 01:01:05,705 Where am I? 942 01:01:08,124 --> 01:01:09,292 This knife... 943 01:01:09,459 --> 01:01:11,503 can save your life, hmm? 944 01:01:15,757 --> 01:01:16,758 Fuck! 945 01:01:17,175 --> 01:01:19,970 My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy. 946 01:01:20,136 --> 01:01:22,013 What the fuck is Kingsman? 947 01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:23,807 And who's Harry Hart? 948 01:01:23,974 --> 01:01:25,642 I don't know who the fuck that is! 949 01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:26,726 Shit! 950 01:01:26,935 --> 01:01:30,730 Oh, Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends who gave me the same bullshit answer! 951 01:01:31,273 --> 01:01:32,274 Fuck! 952 01:01:32,732 --> 01:01:35,277 Just cut the fucking ropes, please! 953 01:01:35,443 --> 01:01:36,486 Hey, Eggsy! 954 01:01:36,653 --> 01:01:37,988 Is Kingsman worth dying for? 955 01:01:40,198 --> 01:01:41,575 Fuck you! 956 01:01:55,881 --> 01:01:57,173 Congratulations. 957 01:01:57,340 --> 01:01:58,550 Bloody well done. 958 01:02:00,844 --> 01:02:02,429 How did the others do? 959 01:02:02,596 --> 01:02:04,389 Roxy passed with flying colors. 960 01:02:04,931 --> 01:02:07,183 Charlie's up next. Want to watch? 961 01:02:08,602 --> 01:02:10,061 Yeah, all right. 962 01:02:12,564 --> 01:02:14,608 Is Kingsman really worth dying for? 963 01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:16,109 No, it fucking isn't! 964 01:02:16,276 --> 01:02:18,111 Shit, I'll tell you what you want. Please! 965 01:02:18,278 --> 01:02:19,571 Chester King is Arthur. 966 01:02:19,738 --> 01:02:21,948 Arthur's head of a spy agency. It's called Kingsman. 967 01:02:22,115 --> 01:02:23,658 Get me out of here! Thank you, Charlie. 968 01:02:23,825 --> 01:02:25,160 Much appreciated. 969 01:02:25,327 --> 01:02:27,704 Come on! That wasn't the fucking deal! 970 01:02:28,121 --> 01:02:30,415 Fuck! 971 01:02:37,422 --> 01:02:39,716 I had such high hopes for you. 972 01:02:39,925 --> 01:02:41,843 You're a bloody disgrace. 973 01:02:42,010 --> 01:02:43,011 Arthur, I'm sorry. 974 01:02:43,845 --> 01:02:45,180 At least untie me. 975 01:02:45,513 --> 01:02:46,848 Untie yourself. 976 01:02:48,516 --> 01:02:50,685 Arthur, please. 977 01:02:52,020 --> 01:02:54,564 I'm the fucking son of the... Shit! 978 01:02:54,731 --> 01:02:57,233 Anyone? Hello? 979 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,945 Galahad, Percival, congratulations. 980 01:03:00,236 --> 01:03:03,031 Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process. 981 01:03:03,198 --> 01:03:06,743 As tradition allows, you now have 24 hours to spend with them. 982 01:03:07,369 --> 01:03:10,538 Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point. 983 01:03:11,289 --> 01:03:12,290 From now on... 984 01:03:12,749 --> 01:03:14,209 there are no safety nets, understood? 985 01:03:17,921 --> 01:03:18,922 Good. Dismissed. 986 01:03:22,926 --> 01:03:25,053 Charlie, time to go home. 987 01:03:25,220 --> 01:03:26,554 Fuck you. 988 01:03:26,972 --> 01:03:29,224 Fucking dad's gonna hear about this! 989 01:03:31,393 --> 01:03:32,394 "To pee or not to pee?" 990 01:03:34,479 --> 01:03:35,480 That was the headline... 991 01:03:35,563 --> 01:03:38,233 the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris. 992 01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:40,568 "Germany 1, England 5." 993 01:03:40,735 --> 01:03:41,820 Missed that game. 994 01:03:41,987 --> 01:03:44,948 I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon. 995 01:03:50,453 --> 01:03:51,746 My first mission. 996 01:03:51,913 --> 01:03:53,713 Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher. 997 01:03:54,916 --> 01:03:56,596 Not everybody would thank you for that one. 998 01:03:56,668 --> 01:03:59,421 The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them. 999 01:04:00,088 --> 01:04:03,633 Front page news on all these occasions was celebrity nonsense. 1000 01:04:03,925 --> 01:04:07,470 Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret. 1001 01:04:07,929 --> 01:04:11,266 A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times. 1002 01:04:11,433 --> 01:04:13,768 When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. 1003 01:04:13,935 --> 01:04:17,105 And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen. 1004 01:04:17,439 --> 01:04:18,773 That's me fucked then. 1005 01:04:19,774 --> 01:04:21,651 It's like Charlie said. I'm just a pleb. 1006 01:04:21,818 --> 01:04:22,819 Nonsense. 1007 01:04:22,986 --> 01:04:25,906 Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth. 1008 01:04:26,448 --> 01:04:28,283 Being a gentleman is something one learns. 1009 01:04:29,034 --> 01:04:30,869 Yeah, but how? 1010 01:04:31,786 --> 01:04:33,038 All right, first lesson. 1011 01:04:33,204 --> 01:04:35,004 You should've asked me before you took a seat. 1012 01:04:36,499 --> 01:04:37,625 Second lesson... 1013 01:04:38,626 --> 01:04:39,961 how to make a proper martini. 1014 01:04:40,962 --> 01:04:43,048 Yes, Harry. 1015 01:04:45,633 --> 01:04:48,678 Goddamn it! This fucking hurts! 1016 01:04:49,179 --> 01:04:51,681 You're the one who asked for a biometric security system. 1017 01:04:51,848 --> 01:04:52,974 What's wrong with a simple switch? 1018 01:04:53,141 --> 01:04:54,142 A simple switch? 1019 01:04:54,309 --> 01:04:57,979 This is an extremely dangerous machine. 1020 01:04:58,146 --> 01:05:02,692 It should only be operated by someone as responsible and sane as me. 1021 01:05:02,901 --> 01:05:05,153 Bad shit could happen if this falls into the wrong hands. 1022 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,281 Whoa! 1023 01:05:08,364 --> 01:05:10,033 We done here? Shit! 1024 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,827 No. Now this one. 1025 01:05:12,994 --> 01:05:14,074 For the test at the church. 1026 01:05:14,204 --> 01:05:16,039 This one just has a short range. 1027 01:05:16,206 --> 01:05:17,749 A simple switch will do. 1028 01:05:23,713 --> 01:05:25,215 So are you gonna teach me how to talk proper, 1029 01:05:25,298 --> 01:05:26,341 like in My Fair Lady? 1030 01:05:26,758 --> 01:05:28,218 Don't be absurd. 1031 01:05:28,510 --> 01:05:31,054 Being a gentleman has nothing to do with one's accent. 1032 01:05:31,221 --> 01:05:33,515 It's about being at ease in one's own skin. 1033 01:05:33,681 --> 01:05:35,225 As Hemingway said, "There is nothing noble..." 1034 01:05:35,391 --> 01:05:37,769 "in being superior to your fellow man." 1035 01:05:38,186 --> 01:05:41,689 "True nobility is being superior to your former self." 1036 01:05:45,401 --> 01:05:48,738 Now, the first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit. 1037 01:05:48,905 --> 01:05:52,200 By which I mean, a bespoke suit. Never off-the-peg. 1038 01:05:52,367 --> 01:05:54,744 And Kingsman suits are always bulletproof. 1039 01:05:54,911 --> 01:05:57,705 So let's get you measured, and then, whether you get the job or not... 1040 01:05:57,872 --> 01:06:02,252 you'll have a lasting and useful memento of your time at Kingsman. 1041 01:06:02,418 --> 01:06:06,047 I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman is completing his fitting. 1042 01:06:06,214 --> 01:06:08,383 Fitting Room Two is available. 1043 01:06:08,550 --> 01:06:12,387 One does not use Fitting Room Two when one is popping one's cherry. 1044 01:06:13,638 --> 01:06:16,432 Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room Three while we wait. 1045 01:06:26,818 --> 01:06:28,069 So we going up or down? 1046 01:06:28,236 --> 01:06:29,404 Neither. 1047 01:06:30,655 --> 01:06:31,656 Is this it? 1048 01:06:31,823 --> 01:06:34,909 Of course not. Pull the hook on your left. 1049 01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:42,917 Oh, yes. 1050 01:06:43,418 --> 01:06:45,587 Very, very nice. 1051 01:06:48,631 --> 01:06:51,134 You're going to need a pair of shoes to go with your suit. 1052 01:06:51,301 --> 01:06:55,430 An oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing. 1053 01:06:55,597 --> 01:06:58,808 This additional decorative piece is called broguing. 1054 01:06:58,975 --> 01:07:00,143 "Oxfords not brogues." 1055 01:07:00,310 --> 01:07:01,936 Words to live by, Eggsy. 1056 01:07:02,145 --> 01:07:04,772 Words to live by. Try a pair. 1057 01:07:05,523 --> 01:07:07,283 Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way. 1058 01:07:08,443 --> 01:07:11,696 These you are familiar with, and this is our standard issue pistol. 1059 01:07:11,863 --> 01:07:13,489 It's quite unique, as you'll see. 1060 01:07:13,656 --> 01:07:14,991 It also fires a shotgun cartridge 1061 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,784 for use in messy close-range situations. 1062 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,620 How do they feel? Yeah, good. 1063 01:07:18,786 --> 01:07:20,266 Now do your very best impersonation... 1064 01:07:20,288 --> 01:07:21,956 of a German aristocrat's formal greeting. 1065 01:07:25,501 --> 01:07:26,711 No, Eggsy. 1066 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:31,966 That is sick. 1067 01:07:33,134 --> 01:07:35,254 In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well. 1068 01:07:35,261 --> 01:07:36,304 How do I get it back in? 1069 01:07:36,471 --> 01:07:37,472 Well, it's coated in one of the 1070 01:07:37,555 --> 01:07:39,807 fastest acting neurotoxins known to man... 1071 01:07:40,516 --> 01:07:42,018 so very carefully. 1072 01:07:43,937 --> 01:07:47,649 Now, I've had a lot of fun with this. 1073 01:07:47,815 --> 01:07:50,818 One of our finest examples of chemical engineering. 1074 01:07:50,985 --> 01:07:53,488 A poison, harmless when ingested... 1075 01:07:53,655 --> 01:07:55,531 but at a time convenient to you... 1076 01:07:55,698 --> 01:07:59,702 can be remotely activated. Primed. 1077 01:08:00,995 --> 01:08:01,996 Lethal. 1078 01:08:03,373 --> 01:08:05,500 What about these? What do these do? 1079 01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:07,835 Electrocute you? Don't be ridiculous. 1080 01:08:08,002 --> 01:08:09,837 - It's a hand grenade. - Shut up! 1081 01:08:10,004 --> 01:08:12,444 If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring. 1082 01:08:12,465 --> 01:08:14,550 A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand. 1083 01:08:14,717 --> 01:08:17,679 But a Kingsman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant. 1084 01:08:17,845 --> 01:08:19,245 Touch the contact behind the ring... 1085 01:08:19,347 --> 01:08:20,473 it delivers 50,000 volts. 1086 01:08:22,392 --> 01:08:24,852 And what about them? What makes them so special? 1087 01:08:25,019 --> 01:08:26,020 Nothing. 1088 01:08:26,187 --> 01:08:28,898 That technology has caught up with the spy world. 1089 01:08:29,899 --> 01:08:31,693 Put it back, Eggsy. 1090 01:08:34,070 --> 01:08:35,530 Ah. Perfect timing. 1091 01:08:35,697 --> 01:08:37,573 The gentleman's just finished. 1092 01:08:42,704 --> 01:08:44,038 Mr. DeVere! 1093 01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:47,208 What a coincidence. 1094 01:08:47,834 --> 01:08:50,712 You are totally the reason I'm here. 1095 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:52,046 When you left my house... 1096 01:08:52,213 --> 01:08:56,009 I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on. 1097 01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:57,677 And since I'm going to Royal Ascot... 1098 01:08:57,844 --> 01:09:00,004 and, apparently, you need one of these penguin suits... 1099 01:09:00,430 --> 01:09:01,597 here I am. 1100 01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:03,182 What are you doing here? 1101 01:09:03,433 --> 01:09:04,767 What's up, man? 1102 01:09:04,934 --> 01:09:06,060 Richmond Valentine. 1103 01:09:06,394 --> 01:09:09,397 This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor. 1104 01:09:09,564 --> 01:09:12,400 Another coincidence. So am I. 1105 01:09:12,775 --> 01:09:14,975 Have you had any chance to think further on my proposal? 1106 01:09:15,028 --> 01:09:16,029 Most definitely. 1107 01:09:16,237 --> 01:09:19,240 My people will be getting in touch with you very soon. 1108 01:09:19,407 --> 01:09:20,867 I guarantee it. 1109 01:09:21,576 --> 01:09:22,910 A word of advice. 1110 01:09:23,244 --> 01:09:25,455 Ascot requires top hat. 1111 01:09:26,456 --> 01:09:29,584 I might suggest Lock and Co. Hatters. 1112 01:09:30,418 --> 01:09:31,461 Saint James's. 1113 01:09:31,627 --> 01:09:32,879 "Lox" as in smoked fish? 1114 01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:35,757 As in, "locked up." 1115 01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:37,258 Oh. 1116 01:09:38,801 --> 01:09:41,721 I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. 1117 01:09:42,305 --> 01:09:44,390 You all talk so funny. 1118 01:09:51,397 --> 01:09:54,484 Gentlemen, would you look after him, please? 1119 01:10:06,996 --> 01:10:08,289 Now this... 1120 01:10:08,456 --> 01:10:10,333 is a dope-ass top hat. 1121 01:10:12,001 --> 01:10:15,296 Gazelle, let's go ascoting. 1122 01:10:16,798 --> 01:10:18,174 Your hat looks fine, Gazelle. 1123 01:10:18,257 --> 01:10:20,968 Come on! Don't make me late for the queen. 1124 01:10:21,761 --> 01:10:24,430 Come on, Gazelle! We're gonna be late. 1125 01:10:24,597 --> 01:10:26,140 How far is Ascot? 1126 01:10:26,599 --> 01:10:27,642 How far? 1127 01:10:31,854 --> 01:10:33,334 Merlin said you wanted to see me, sir? 1128 01:10:33,648 --> 01:10:35,149 Sit down. 1129 01:10:40,363 --> 01:10:41,614 Pretty dog. 1130 01:10:42,031 --> 01:10:43,324 What's his name? 1131 01:10:43,491 --> 01:10:44,492 J.B. 1132 01:10:44,659 --> 01:10:46,828 As in "James Bond"? No. 1133 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:48,621 "Jason Bourne"? 1134 01:10:48,788 --> 01:10:50,790 No. "Jack Bauer." 1135 01:10:51,124 --> 01:10:52,166 Oh! 1136 01:10:52,834 --> 01:10:53,835 Bravo. 1137 01:10:54,502 --> 01:10:55,628 It pains me to admit it... 1138 01:10:55,795 --> 01:10:58,673 but I think that one day, you might be as good a spy... 1139 01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,299 as any of them. 1140 01:11:07,348 --> 01:11:09,016 Take it. 1141 01:11:15,857 --> 01:11:17,066 Shoot the dog. 1142 01:11:23,865 --> 01:11:25,158 This weapon is live. 1143 01:11:28,202 --> 01:11:29,245 Shoot the dog. 1144 01:12:08,034 --> 01:12:09,076 Give me the gun. 1145 01:12:20,421 --> 01:12:22,131 At least the girl's got balls. 1146 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:26,761 Get out. 1147 01:12:27,428 --> 01:12:29,430 I knew you couldn't make it. 1148 01:12:32,725 --> 01:12:34,060 Go home. 1149 01:12:35,561 --> 01:12:38,397 Merlin, send in Roxy, please. 1150 01:13:02,171 --> 01:13:05,174 Welcome to Kingsman... 1151 01:13:06,133 --> 01:13:07,260 Lancelot. 1152 01:13:30,616 --> 01:13:31,617 Mum! 1153 01:13:32,034 --> 01:13:33,160 Eggsy! 1154 01:13:33,369 --> 01:13:34,662 Oh, God. Where have you been? 1155 01:13:34,829 --> 01:13:36,831 I've been so worried about you. 1156 01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:42,044 Oh, my days. Look how big you've grown! 1157 01:13:47,842 --> 01:13:49,885 Where is he? I'm fine. 1158 01:13:50,052 --> 01:13:51,721 Eggsy, please, just don't get involved. 1159 01:13:51,887 --> 01:13:53,647 No, I should never have left you on your own. 1160 01:13:53,723 --> 01:13:56,142 This stops right now. 1161 01:13:56,309 --> 01:13:57,393 I'll be right back. 1162 01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,145 Eggsy. 1163 01:14:01,522 --> 01:14:02,857 Oi, Dean! 1164 01:14:03,858 --> 01:14:05,693 Oh, Mugsy, so you're back. 1165 01:14:05,860 --> 01:14:07,737 What, you gone and nicked a fucking taxi, now? 1166 01:14:07,903 --> 01:14:09,322 Yeah. 1167 01:14:09,488 --> 01:14:11,532 Can I have a word about my mum's black eye? 1168 01:14:12,533 --> 01:14:14,243 You want to have a word with me, you get out of that cab... 1169 01:14:14,410 --> 01:14:16,570 I'll knock you straight back down on your fucking arse. 1170 01:14:18,331 --> 01:14:20,333 Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out. 1171 01:14:22,585 --> 01:14:24,503 Go on, lads. It'll be two hits. 1172 01:14:24,670 --> 01:14:26,714 Me hitting him, him hitting the floor. 1173 01:14:27,214 --> 01:14:29,550 Come on, then, you prick. 1174 01:14:29,717 --> 01:14:31,594 Let's see what you got. Want a bit of me? 1175 01:14:31,677 --> 01:14:32,677 What are you doing? 1176 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,639 No, no, no! Get out of the fucking car! 1177 01:14:34,722 --> 01:14:36,599 What are you doing? Where you going, you mug? 1178 01:14:36,766 --> 01:14:38,059 Go on, you got no bollocks! 1179 01:14:38,851 --> 01:14:40,853 Come on, bruv, he hit my fucking mum! 1180 01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:42,380 Come back when you've grown a pair! 1181 01:14:42,396 --> 01:14:43,397 Mugsy! 1182 01:15:06,337 --> 01:15:07,377 You throw away... 1183 01:15:07,505 --> 01:15:11,467 your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. 1184 01:15:12,468 --> 01:15:14,804 And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss's car. 1185 01:15:15,054 --> 01:15:17,139 You shot a dog just to get a fucking job. 1186 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,557 Yes, I did. 1187 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:25,439 And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit! 1188 01:15:27,024 --> 01:15:29,527 You shot your dog and had it stuffed? 1189 01:15:29,694 --> 01:15:30,903 You fucking freak. 1190 01:15:31,070 --> 01:15:32,446 No, I shot my dog... 1191 01:15:32,613 --> 01:15:34,365 and then I brought him home and continued to care for him... 1192 01:15:34,448 --> 01:15:36,867 for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis. 1193 01:15:37,618 --> 01:15:40,246 What? It was a blank, Eggsy. 1194 01:15:41,414 --> 01:15:43,082 It was a fucking blank. 1195 01:15:43,874 --> 01:15:45,209 Remember Amelia? 1196 01:15:45,292 --> 01:15:46,292 Yeah. 1197 01:15:46,335 --> 01:15:47,461 She didn't drown. 1198 01:15:47,628 --> 01:15:50,381 She works in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine. 1199 01:15:50,548 --> 01:15:51,757 Limits must be tested... 1200 01:15:51,924 --> 01:15:54,552 a Kingsman only condones the risking of a life to save another. 1201 01:15:54,719 --> 01:15:57,680 Like my dad saved your life even though your fuck-up cost his. 1202 01:15:57,847 --> 01:15:59,515 Or have you got him stuffed here and all? 1203 01:16:01,559 --> 01:16:04,645 Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him? 1204 01:16:10,443 --> 01:16:12,111 Harry, listen to this. 1205 01:16:12,278 --> 01:16:14,078 Valentine is at last saying something of note. 1206 01:16:14,447 --> 01:16:16,699 Do you know what I love about pen and paper? 1207 01:16:17,199 --> 01:16:19,702 Nobody can hack into this shit. 1208 01:16:20,119 --> 01:16:23,456 Our worldwide tour was a complete success. 1209 01:16:23,622 --> 01:16:26,083 We have total coverall. 1210 01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:29,044 Like when all your numbers in bingo are crossed out. 1211 01:16:29,170 --> 01:16:30,171 Bingo? 1212 01:16:30,254 --> 01:16:33,632 Bingo, the game. You have played bingo, right? 1213 01:16:34,508 --> 01:16:36,302 Do I look like I play bingo? 1214 01:16:38,512 --> 01:16:39,555 Point is... 1215 01:16:40,222 --> 01:16:44,685 if our tests go well at the church tomorrow, we are good to go. 1216 01:16:44,852 --> 01:16:47,354 South Glade Mission Church. 1217 01:16:48,272 --> 01:16:50,441 - Merlin, get the plane ready. - Will do. 1218 01:16:50,608 --> 01:16:52,368 Harry, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna do whatever... 1219 01:16:52,401 --> 01:16:53,402 You should be. 1220 01:16:53,569 --> 01:16:56,209 You just stay right there. I'll sort this mess out when I get back. 1221 01:17:02,369 --> 01:17:04,079 And I say to you... 1222 01:17:04,246 --> 01:17:05,498 bear witness! 1223 01:17:05,664 --> 01:17:08,250 Watch the news. Watch the news. 1224 01:17:08,417 --> 01:17:09,710 AIDS! 1225 01:17:10,002 --> 01:17:11,003 Floods! 1226 01:17:11,170 --> 01:17:13,297 The blood of the innocent, spilled! 1227 01:17:13,464 --> 01:17:18,636 And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. 1228 01:17:20,471 --> 01:17:27,144 Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! 1229 01:17:27,311 --> 01:17:29,855 And yet, some still doubt... 1230 01:17:30,022 --> 01:17:33,901 this is the work of the antichrist! 1231 01:17:34,068 --> 01:17:38,948 You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore... 1232 01:17:39,114 --> 01:17:41,867 or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter... 1233 01:17:42,201 --> 01:17:43,661 Charming sermon. 1234 01:17:43,828 --> 01:17:45,496 Can you see Valentine anywhere? 1235 01:17:45,663 --> 01:17:47,081 So, my friends... 1236 01:17:47,248 --> 01:17:50,292 although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one... 1237 01:17:50,459 --> 01:17:53,420 and there can be no turning back... 1238 01:17:53,587 --> 01:17:55,214 from the almighty wrath... 1239 01:17:55,381 --> 01:17:56,841 Are you sure we're out of range? 1240 01:17:57,091 --> 01:17:58,691 We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong? 1241 01:17:58,801 --> 01:18:00,161 What if the calculations are wrong? 1242 01:18:00,219 --> 01:18:01,804 You just have to trust me. 1243 01:18:03,013 --> 01:18:07,476 ...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them... 1244 01:18:07,643 --> 01:18:08,936 for all eternity. 1245 01:18:09,103 --> 01:18:10,271 Would you excuse me? 1246 01:18:11,105 --> 01:18:12,106 Where are you going? 1247 01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:14,733 Hey! What's your problem? 1248 01:18:16,318 --> 01:18:17,736 I'm a Catholic whore... 1249 01:18:17,903 --> 01:18:21,490 currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend... 1250 01:18:21,657 --> 01:18:24,201 who works in a military abortion clinic. 1251 01:18:24,785 --> 01:18:26,120 So, hail Satan... 1252 01:18:26,287 --> 01:18:28,289 and have a lovely afternoon, madam. 1253 01:18:31,667 --> 01:18:33,085 Oh, shit. He's leaving. 1254 01:18:33,252 --> 01:18:34,837 I'm starting the test now. 1255 01:18:35,296 --> 01:18:37,381 Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards. 1256 01:18:40,175 --> 01:18:41,969 I kindly ask you to sit down, 1257 01:18:42,052 --> 01:18:43,053 my friend! 1258 01:18:43,220 --> 01:18:44,420 Just leave this church! 1259 01:18:44,430 --> 01:18:46,807 You just leave this church like the infidel you are! 1260 01:18:49,351 --> 01:18:52,563 Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies. 1261 01:18:52,730 --> 01:18:56,233 You will drown in the blood of the Lord! 1262 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:57,860 He will not save you! 1263 01:19:04,074 --> 01:19:05,075 Holy fuck! 1264 01:19:06,702 --> 01:19:07,862 Oh, shit, I can't watch this. 1265 01:19:07,953 --> 01:19:08,996 Get over here. 1266 01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:15,336 ♪ Lord, I can't change ♪ 1267 01:19:16,337 --> 01:19:22,801 ♪ Won't you fly high, free bird ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 1268 01:19:50,996 --> 01:19:52,998 Jeez! Fuck. 1269 01:19:53,874 --> 01:19:56,001 Galahad, can you hear me? 1270 01:19:56,251 --> 01:19:57,252 Harry! 1271 01:19:57,795 --> 01:20:00,172 Harry, what the heck is going on? 1272 01:20:01,340 --> 01:20:02,860 Could you turn the volume down, please? 1273 01:20:04,134 --> 01:20:06,095 I didn't expect it to be that effective. 1274 01:20:06,261 --> 01:20:07,701 What kind of response are we talking? 1275 01:20:08,263 --> 01:20:09,264 100 percent. 1276 01:20:10,391 --> 01:20:11,809 So, everyone's been affected, 1277 01:20:11,892 --> 01:20:13,394 whether they have a SIM card or not. 1278 01:20:13,811 --> 01:20:16,011 And we get the added benefit of wiping out the Kingsman. 1279 01:20:16,605 --> 01:20:18,440 Not yet. 1280 01:21:13,412 --> 01:21:14,705 Oh, you need to see this. 1281 01:23:11,780 --> 01:23:13,615 What did you do to me? 1282 01:23:13,949 --> 01:23:15,576 I had no control. 1283 01:23:16,910 --> 01:23:18,370 I killed all those people. 1284 01:23:20,330 --> 01:23:21,540 I wanted to. 1285 01:23:21,707 --> 01:23:22,791 Clever, isn't it? 1286 01:23:22,958 --> 01:23:25,669 In simple terms, it's a neurological wave... 1287 01:23:25,836 --> 01:23:27,476 that triggers the centers of aggression... 1288 01:23:27,546 --> 01:23:29,256 and switches off inhibitors. 1289 01:23:29,798 --> 01:23:31,638 Transmitted through your nasty, free SIM cards, 1290 01:23:31,717 --> 01:23:32,718 I assume. 1291 01:23:35,971 --> 01:23:37,848 Do you know what this is like? 1292 01:23:38,056 --> 01:23:41,310 It's like those old movies we both love. 1293 01:23:41,476 --> 01:23:44,563 Now, I'm going to tell you my whole plan... 1294 01:23:44,730 --> 01:23:45,731 and then I'm going to come up 1295 01:23:45,814 --> 01:23:47,983 with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you... 1296 01:23:48,150 --> 01:23:50,777 and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape. 1297 01:23:51,862 --> 01:23:53,322 Sounds good to me. 1298 01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:56,200 Well, this ain't that kind of movie. 1299 01:23:59,828 --> 01:24:02,331 No! 1300 01:24:10,464 --> 01:24:12,174 Is he dead? 1301 01:24:12,341 --> 01:24:14,801 That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head. 1302 01:24:15,010 --> 01:24:16,136 It feels good, right? 1303 01:24:16,595 --> 01:24:18,715 No, no, it does not feel good. It feels fucking awful. 1304 01:24:18,847 --> 01:24:21,141 What? You just killed how many people in that church? 1305 01:24:21,308 --> 01:24:22,309 This is one guy. 1306 01:24:22,434 --> 01:24:24,436 No, no, they killed each other. 1307 01:24:27,314 --> 01:24:29,233 Okay, send out the countdown clock. 1308 01:24:29,399 --> 01:24:32,069 This party starts tomorrow. 1309 01:25:06,728 --> 01:25:08,105 Arthur? 1310 01:25:10,232 --> 01:25:11,733 Are you there? 1311 01:25:12,025 --> 01:25:14,194 Sadly, I am. 1312 01:25:14,569 --> 01:25:18,031 Assemble the Kingsmen. 1313 01:25:21,785 --> 01:25:23,453 Can't you see that everything I've done 1314 01:25:23,537 --> 01:25:25,872 has been about trying to repay him? 1315 01:25:46,393 --> 01:25:48,770 I see a young man with potential... 1316 01:25:49,563 --> 01:25:52,232 Who wants to do something good with his life. 1317 01:26:08,915 --> 01:26:11,251 Arthur, Harry's dead. 1318 01:26:11,918 --> 01:26:14,338 Galahad is dead. 1319 01:26:14,504 --> 01:26:16,923 Hence, we have just drunk a toast to him. 1320 01:26:17,591 --> 01:26:20,135 Well, then you know what that psycho's doing. 1321 01:26:20,302 --> 01:26:22,929 How many people around the world have got those SIM cards? 1322 01:26:23,096 --> 01:26:25,474 Valentine can send his signal to any of them, all of them. 1323 01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:27,684 If they all go homicidal at the same time then... 1324 01:26:27,851 --> 01:26:30,145 Indeed, and thanks to Galahad's recordings... 1325 01:26:30,312 --> 01:26:32,939 we have Valentine's confession. 1326 01:26:33,106 --> 01:26:36,485 The intelligence has been passed on to the relevant authorities. 1327 01:26:36,651 --> 01:26:37,986 Our work is complete... 1328 01:26:38,153 --> 01:26:39,905 and a most distinguished legacy 1329 01:26:39,988 --> 01:26:42,616 for our fallen friend, it is, too. 1330 01:26:43,450 --> 01:26:44,618 And that's it? 1331 01:26:45,786 --> 01:26:46,953 Come sit down, boy. 1332 01:26:50,332 --> 01:26:55,337 This is an 1815 Napoleonic brandy. 1333 01:26:56,380 --> 01:26:59,633 And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman. 1334 01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:03,303 Galahad was very fond of you. 1335 01:27:05,472 --> 01:27:07,891 And on this occasion... 1336 01:27:08,058 --> 01:27:11,395 I think it's acceptable for us to bend the rules a little. 1337 01:27:13,814 --> 01:27:14,981 Are these all Kingsmen? 1338 01:27:15,148 --> 01:27:17,484 Yes, they're founder members. 1339 01:27:18,860 --> 01:27:20,904 I want you to join me in a toast. 1340 01:27:23,156 --> 01:27:25,158 To Galahad. 1341 01:27:26,159 --> 01:27:27,661 To Galahad. 1342 01:27:32,207 --> 01:27:34,835 Harry says you don't like to break rules, Arthur. 1343 01:27:35,335 --> 01:27:36,420 Why now? 1344 01:27:36,586 --> 01:27:37,838 You're very good, Eggsy. 1345 01:27:38,004 --> 01:27:41,591 Perhaps I will make you my proposal for Galahad's position. 1346 01:27:42,509 --> 01:27:45,220 Provided, of course, that we can see eye to eye... 1347 01:27:45,387 --> 01:27:47,514 on certain political matters. 1348 01:27:50,350 --> 01:27:51,435 Can you guess... 1349 01:27:53,019 --> 01:27:54,604 what this is? 1350 01:27:54,771 --> 01:27:56,440 I don't have to. Harry showed me. 1351 01:27:56,606 --> 01:27:58,108 You click it. I die. 1352 01:27:58,275 --> 01:28:00,068 I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit. 1353 01:28:00,527 --> 01:28:02,696 Bravo. 1354 01:28:03,363 --> 01:28:06,533 Valentine won you over, somehow. 1355 01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:09,536 Once he explained, I understood. 1356 01:28:09,703 --> 01:28:11,063 When you get a virus... 1357 01:28:11,246 --> 01:28:12,456 you get a fever. 1358 01:28:12,622 --> 01:28:16,626 That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus. 1359 01:28:16,793 --> 01:28:19,045 Planet Earth works the same way. 1360 01:28:19,212 --> 01:28:21,131 Global warming is the fever. 1361 01:28:21,298 --> 01:28:24,092 Mankind is the virus. 1362 01:28:24,259 --> 01:28:26,636 We're making our planet sick. 1363 01:28:26,803 --> 01:28:29,389 A cull is our only hope. 1364 01:28:29,556 --> 01:28:31,808 If we don't reduce our population ourselves... 1365 01:28:31,975 --> 01:28:34,561 there is only one of two ways this can go. 1366 01:28:34,728 --> 01:28:38,982 The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host. 1367 01:28:39,232 --> 01:28:40,233 Either way... 1368 01:28:40,317 --> 01:28:42,777 The result is the same. 1369 01:28:42,944 --> 01:28:44,571 The virus dies. 1370 01:28:45,655 --> 01:28:49,075 So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself. 1371 01:28:49,242 --> 01:28:51,745 Well, if we don't do something, nature will. 1372 01:28:51,912 --> 01:28:56,249 Sometimes a culling is the only way to ensure that this species survives... 1373 01:28:56,958 --> 01:28:59,085 and history will see Valentine... 1374 01:28:59,252 --> 01:29:01,505 as the man who saved humanity from extinction. 1375 01:29:02,088 --> 01:29:05,425 And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he? 1376 01:29:05,592 --> 01:29:06,801 All his rich mates, they get to live... 1377 01:29:06,968 --> 01:29:09,471 and anyone he thinks is worth saving, he's keeping them safe... 1378 01:29:09,638 --> 01:29:11,598 whether they agree with him or not. 1379 01:29:11,765 --> 01:29:13,934 And you, Eggsy. 1380 01:29:14,476 --> 01:29:16,436 In Harry's honor... 1381 01:29:16,603 --> 01:29:21,274 I am inviting you to be part of a new world. 1382 01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:25,654 It's time to make your decision. 1383 01:29:32,536 --> 01:29:34,496 I'd rather be with Harry. 1384 01:29:35,038 --> 01:29:36,039 Thanks. 1385 01:29:36,790 --> 01:29:38,166 So be it. 1386 01:29:54,474 --> 01:29:57,727 The problem with us common types... 1387 01:29:57,894 --> 01:29:59,479 is that we're light-fingered. 1388 01:30:00,689 --> 01:30:02,399 Kingsman's taught me a lot... 1389 01:30:02,566 --> 01:30:03,817 but sleight of hand... 1390 01:30:04,484 --> 01:30:06,236 Yes, they're founder members. 1391 01:30:08,863 --> 01:30:10,156 I had that down already. 1392 01:30:12,492 --> 01:30:16,079 You dirty little fucking... 1393 01:30:16,246 --> 01:30:17,414 prick. 1394 01:30:51,948 --> 01:30:53,700 It's okay, Lancelot. Put it down. 1395 01:30:54,868 --> 01:30:56,411 It's verified. 1396 01:30:58,788 --> 01:31:01,374 Arthur's phone is receiving update texts about getting to safety. 1397 01:31:01,541 --> 01:31:03,293 We don't have a lot of time. What are you going to do? 1398 01:31:03,460 --> 01:31:05,587 The question is, what are we going to do? 1399 01:31:05,754 --> 01:31:08,465 God knows who's in Valentine's pocket and who's not. 1400 01:31:09,132 --> 01:31:10,634 We have no choice. 1401 01:31:11,718 --> 01:31:13,803 We are gonna have to deal with this ourselves. 1402 01:31:17,223 --> 01:31:18,558 Follow me. 1403 01:31:37,452 --> 01:31:38,745 What the fuck is this? 1404 01:31:38,912 --> 01:31:40,747 I have no idea. 1405 01:31:41,748 --> 01:31:42,916 What you're playing with... 1406 01:31:43,083 --> 01:31:45,794 is a prototype personal transatmospheric vehicle. 1407 01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:48,254 It was developed as part of Reagan's Star Wars project. 1408 01:31:48,421 --> 01:31:51,341 It's pretty basic, but it should still work. 1409 01:31:51,591 --> 01:31:53,968 We're gonna take out one of Valentine's satellites. 1410 01:31:54,344 --> 01:31:56,805 We're gonna break the chain, stop the signal. 1411 01:31:56,971 --> 01:31:58,891 It'll take him a couple of hours to reroute it... 1412 01:31:59,307 --> 01:32:03,687 which buys us enough time for you to get me into Valentine's mainframe... 1413 01:32:03,853 --> 01:32:05,647 so I can shut it down. 1414 01:32:05,814 --> 01:32:08,108 Lancelot, you're going to be using it. 1415 01:32:08,274 --> 01:32:09,651 Get into your halo suit. 1416 01:32:22,163 --> 01:32:24,563 Swedish Prime Minister, requesting permission to land. 1417 01:32:30,046 --> 01:32:31,798 Permission granted. 1418 01:32:35,385 --> 01:32:37,887 - Please. - Thank you. 1419 01:32:38,054 --> 01:32:40,140 How many more are we expecting? 1420 01:32:40,306 --> 01:32:41,786 Not many. Most have their own bunkers. 1421 01:32:41,808 --> 01:32:45,145 I figure we're just getting the really nervous ones. 1422 01:32:45,395 --> 01:32:47,397 Welcome, Prime Minister. 1423 01:32:48,690 --> 01:32:51,651 It seems the implant can emit some kind of counter signal... 1424 01:32:51,818 --> 01:32:55,488 To ensure the wearer remains unaffected by the waves from the SIM cards. 1425 01:32:55,655 --> 01:32:57,699 The waves that turn everyone into a psycho killer. 1426 01:32:57,866 --> 01:33:00,410 Quite. But what he probably didn't tell anyone... 1427 01:33:00,577 --> 01:33:04,831 is it can also super heat their soft tissue at his command. 1428 01:33:04,998 --> 01:33:09,169 Valentine selected his chosen few to get the countdown warning... 1429 01:33:09,335 --> 01:33:12,172 but he had to be sure they didn't blab to the wrong people beforehand. 1430 01:33:12,338 --> 01:33:14,048 How does this help us right now? 1431 01:33:15,008 --> 01:33:16,009 It doesn't. 1432 01:33:16,384 --> 01:33:17,761 Roxy, here we go! 1433 01:33:30,690 --> 01:33:34,277 The higher you go, the more the balloons expand. 1434 01:33:34,444 --> 01:33:36,279 When you reach the edge of the atmosphere... 1435 01:33:36,446 --> 01:33:38,573 they'll explode. 1436 01:33:38,740 --> 01:33:40,742 You'll need to deploy your missile just before that, okay? 1437 01:33:40,909 --> 01:33:42,243 Edge of the atmosphere. 1438 01:33:42,410 --> 01:33:45,705 And once you've deployed, you'll need to release for descent, fast. 1439 01:33:46,706 --> 01:33:47,957 Good luck. 1440 01:33:50,293 --> 01:33:52,295 You can do this, okay? Yeah. 1441 01:33:52,462 --> 01:33:55,256 Eggsy, come on. Time is not our friend. 1442 01:34:17,737 --> 01:34:19,739 You're getting in on Arthur's invitation. 1443 01:34:19,906 --> 01:34:21,115 You're gonna need to blend in. 1444 01:34:21,282 --> 01:34:22,408 I'm supposed to be Arthur? 1445 01:34:22,575 --> 01:34:25,578 His invitation is in his phone. You give them this. 1446 01:34:25,745 --> 01:34:27,163 Give his real name, Chester King. 1447 01:34:27,247 --> 01:34:28,248 What about you? 1448 01:34:28,414 --> 01:34:29,833 I'm your pilot. I'm gonna stay here. 1449 01:34:30,917 --> 01:34:32,001 Is that gonna fit me? 1450 01:34:32,168 --> 01:34:34,671 A bespoke suit always fits. 1451 01:34:34,838 --> 01:34:36,631 Just be grateful Harry had it made for you. 1452 01:34:37,590 --> 01:34:38,591 Get dressed. 1453 01:34:40,051 --> 01:34:41,331 What the fuck's wrong with them? 1454 01:34:41,427 --> 01:34:44,180 I don't know. Could have something to do with the mass genocide. 1455 01:34:44,347 --> 01:34:46,266 Give me the mic. 1456 01:34:48,101 --> 01:34:49,644 Hey-oh! 1457 01:34:49,811 --> 01:34:52,730 Everybody, listen up! Hello, hello! 1458 01:34:52,897 --> 01:34:55,108 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 1459 01:34:55,275 --> 01:34:58,111 I just wanna remind you that today... 1460 01:34:58,278 --> 01:35:00,864 is a day of celebration. 1461 01:35:01,698 --> 01:35:05,201 We must put aside all thoughts of death... 1462 01:35:05,368 --> 01:35:07,245 and focus on birth. 1463 01:35:08,329 --> 01:35:10,748 The birth of a new age. 1464 01:35:11,958 --> 01:35:16,921 We mustn't mourn those who give their lives today. 1465 01:35:17,088 --> 01:35:19,048 We should honor their sacrifice... 1466 01:35:19,215 --> 01:35:21,217 Has she got my number to call me back? I got a new phone. 1467 01:35:21,384 --> 01:35:22,969 ...and their roles... 1468 01:35:23,052 --> 01:35:24,852 ...in saving the human race. 1469 01:35:26,973 --> 01:35:30,643 We must put aside doubt and guilt. 1470 01:35:32,061 --> 01:35:35,607 You are the chosen people. 1471 01:35:37,233 --> 01:35:40,695 When folks tell their kids the story of Noah's Ark... 1472 01:35:40,862 --> 01:35:42,655 - Is Noah the bad guy? - No! 1473 01:35:42,822 --> 01:35:44,824 Is God the bad guy? 1474 01:35:44,949 --> 01:35:45,949 No! 1475 01:35:45,992 --> 01:35:48,328 How about the animals marching two by two? 1476 01:35:48,411 --> 01:35:50,163 - No! - Of course not! 1477 01:35:50,663 --> 01:35:52,624 Yeah, that's it! 1478 01:35:52,790 --> 01:35:56,586 Let's turn those frowns upside down. 1479 01:35:56,753 --> 01:35:58,588 Eat, drink... 1480 01:35:58,755 --> 01:36:00,423 and party. 1481 01:36:03,468 --> 01:36:06,012 And I will see you all in the new age. 1482 01:36:31,245 --> 01:36:33,373 Rox, it's me. 1483 01:36:33,873 --> 01:36:35,208 How's the view? 1484 01:36:38,044 --> 01:36:40,129 - Hideous. - Mine's pretty sweet. 1485 01:36:40,296 --> 01:36:42,090 They made you one of these suits yet? 1486 01:36:42,173 --> 01:36:43,216 No, not yet. 1487 01:36:43,383 --> 01:36:45,718 You've got something to look forward to then. 1488 01:36:45,885 --> 01:36:48,471 We're coming up on Valentine's base. Gotta go. 1489 01:36:49,931 --> 01:36:51,224 Good luck. 1490 01:36:58,898 --> 01:36:59,899 Looking good, Eggsy. 1491 01:37:02,568 --> 01:37:05,279 Feeling good, Merlin. 1492 01:37:10,576 --> 01:37:12,161 This is November-2-4-7-Charlie-Kilo... 1493 01:37:12,328 --> 01:37:14,747 requesting permission to land. 1494 01:37:17,750 --> 01:37:20,294 Permission is granted. 1495 01:37:23,965 --> 01:37:25,550 Fuck me. 1496 01:37:25,633 --> 01:37:26,718 Mmm-hmm. 1497 01:37:52,952 --> 01:37:55,413 Eggsy, we're on. 1498 01:38:10,136 --> 01:38:11,137 Chester King. 1499 01:38:12,138 --> 01:38:14,098 Mr. King, welcome. 1500 01:38:14,474 --> 01:38:18,269 I'm sure you've adhered to Valentine's strict no-weapons policy... 1501 01:38:18,436 --> 01:38:19,771 - but if you don't object... - Of course. 1502 01:38:19,937 --> 01:38:21,147 Thank you. 1503 01:38:21,647 --> 01:38:23,775 Do you have any luggage? 1504 01:38:24,734 --> 01:38:25,735 Congratulations, Mycroft, 1505 01:38:25,818 --> 01:38:28,196 you just graduated from my pilot to my valet. 1506 01:38:28,821 --> 01:38:31,282 You cheeky... Understood? 1507 01:38:31,449 --> 01:38:32,700 Good. 1508 01:38:33,993 --> 01:38:35,620 Thank you. 1509 01:39:00,895 --> 01:39:04,440 Eggsy, find a laptop, get me online. 1510 01:39:04,524 --> 01:39:05,525 The clock is ticking. 1511 01:39:06,692 --> 01:39:09,403 And remember, try to blend in. 1512 01:39:09,570 --> 01:39:11,531 Would sir care for a drink? 1513 01:39:12,156 --> 01:39:13,366 Martini. 1514 01:39:13,533 --> 01:39:15,701 Gin, not vodka, obviously. 1515 01:39:15,868 --> 01:39:19,580 Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of Vermouth. 1516 01:39:20,206 --> 01:39:21,415 Thank you. 1517 01:39:24,210 --> 01:39:26,003 Merlin, are you clocking this? 1518 01:39:26,212 --> 01:39:28,256 Yes, I am. Stay focused. 1519 01:39:28,881 --> 01:39:31,050 Lancelot, you're doing great. Not much further to go. 1520 01:39:31,759 --> 01:39:32,885 Yes, Merlin. 1521 01:39:34,387 --> 01:39:36,681 Eggsy, get me online now. 1522 01:39:37,598 --> 01:39:38,599 Yep, I'm on it. 1523 01:39:39,767 --> 01:39:41,894 Lancelot, you're approaching your altitude limit. 1524 01:39:42,228 --> 01:39:44,021 Those balloons won't last much longer. 1525 01:39:44,897 --> 01:39:46,858 Prepare to engage missile. 1526 01:40:02,248 --> 01:40:03,457 Society's dead. 1527 01:40:03,916 --> 01:40:05,501 Long live society. 1528 01:40:06,752 --> 01:40:08,087 Amen to that. 1529 01:40:09,547 --> 01:40:11,591 - I'm Morten Lindström. - Chester King. 1530 01:40:11,924 --> 01:40:13,259 How'd you get online? I couldn't. 1531 01:40:13,634 --> 01:40:14,719 Oh, well, it's a closed network, you see. 1532 01:40:14,802 --> 01:40:16,095 Pre-authorized connections only. 1533 01:40:16,179 --> 01:40:17,180 Ah. 1534 01:40:20,808 --> 01:40:22,101 I've got a fix on the satellite. 1535 01:40:22,268 --> 01:40:23,428 Do you have the correct time? 1536 01:40:23,561 --> 01:40:24,729 I think I'm still in my last time zone. 1537 01:40:24,812 --> 01:40:26,314 Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's see now. 1538 01:40:40,411 --> 01:40:41,412 Eggsy, I'm in. 1539 01:40:41,579 --> 01:40:42,663 Get your arse back to the plane, now. 1540 01:40:42,830 --> 01:40:44,415 On my way. Lancelot, good luck! 1541 01:40:44,582 --> 01:40:46,751 Firing in 3... 2... 1542 01:40:54,133 --> 01:40:55,134 Nice and slow. 1543 01:40:55,301 --> 01:40:56,469 Fuck are you doing here? 1544 01:40:56,636 --> 01:40:58,971 Well, my family were invited, obviously. 1545 01:40:59,138 --> 01:41:00,765 Now, get the fuck up! Slowly. 1546 01:41:01,974 --> 01:41:03,851 Oh, shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire! 1547 01:41:04,018 --> 01:41:05,603 That other balloon is gonna blow! 1548 01:41:05,770 --> 01:41:08,814 Yes, Merlin. I've nearly got it. Give me a second! 1549 01:41:10,691 --> 01:41:13,611 Valentine! I've caught a fucking spy! 1550 01:41:14,278 --> 01:41:15,321 V-Glass, zoom. 1551 01:41:15,488 --> 01:41:17,531 Oh, fuck! It's that young valet. 1552 01:41:21,327 --> 01:41:23,037 Son of a bitch. 1553 01:41:23,621 --> 01:41:24,705 Got it! 1554 01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:36,133 Oh, shit. Sound the alarm! 1555 01:41:38,678 --> 01:41:39,758 I'm not taking any chances. 1556 01:41:39,887 --> 01:41:41,527 Okay, you send out the two-minute warning. 1557 01:41:41,555 --> 01:41:44,016 I'm starting the override. All right, let's do this. 1558 01:41:45,351 --> 01:41:47,071 Countdown initiated. 1559 01:41:56,696 --> 01:41:58,364 - You see him? - Right here. 1560 01:42:07,164 --> 01:42:08,416 Eggsy, take a left. 1561 01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:10,209 Two guards, up ahead. 1562 01:42:22,555 --> 01:42:23,848 Lancelot! Release now! 1563 01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:36,694 Eggsy, straight ahead, then right. 1564 01:42:37,069 --> 01:42:38,070 There's two more. 1565 01:42:41,782 --> 01:42:43,868 All right, everybody on your feet! 1566 01:42:44,035 --> 01:42:45,244 Countdown to V-day! 1567 01:42:45,411 --> 01:42:46,912 Welcome in the new age! 1568 01:42:55,296 --> 01:42:56,380 Flat spin. 1569 01:43:11,562 --> 01:43:14,398 Eggsy, next left, down the narrow tunnel! 1570 01:43:23,157 --> 01:43:24,158 Here we go! 1571 01:43:24,325 --> 01:43:25,326 10... 1572 01:43:25,951 --> 01:43:27,286 9... 1573 01:43:27,787 --> 01:43:28,788 8... 1574 01:43:29,455 --> 01:43:30,456 7... 1575 01:43:31,374 --> 01:43:32,375 6... 1576 01:43:33,042 --> 01:43:34,126 5... 1577 01:43:34,710 --> 01:43:35,711 4... 1578 01:43:36,712 --> 01:43:37,713 3... 1579 01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:38,881 2... 1580 01:43:39,632 --> 01:43:40,633 1! 1581 01:43:46,555 --> 01:43:48,391 Nice! Well done, both of you. 1582 01:43:49,141 --> 01:43:50,142 It's not working! 1583 01:43:50,309 --> 01:43:52,061 It's supposed to be working! What the fuck? 1584 01:43:58,776 --> 01:43:59,819 Yes! 1585 01:43:59,985 --> 01:44:01,320 Well done, Rox. Good girl. 1586 01:44:04,740 --> 01:44:07,201 We've lost one of our satellites. 1587 01:44:16,752 --> 01:44:20,506 Oh, no, no. There's no way I can hack past that. 1588 01:44:26,095 --> 01:44:27,096 What's going on? 1589 01:44:28,264 --> 01:44:29,348 Is there a problem? 1590 01:44:30,516 --> 01:44:31,851 Come on. There's no need for guns. 1591 01:44:32,017 --> 01:44:33,519 I'm just a pilot. 1592 01:44:36,522 --> 01:44:37,565 Oh, fuck. Merlin! 1593 01:44:40,359 --> 01:44:41,944 Get in here! 1594 01:44:46,198 --> 01:44:47,366 Come on! 1595 01:44:50,911 --> 01:44:52,246 Let's get the fuck out of here! 1596 01:44:52,413 --> 01:44:53,414 We can't. 1597 01:44:53,581 --> 01:44:55,040 I can't get into Valentine's machine. 1598 01:44:55,207 --> 01:44:56,792 He's got biometric security. 1599 01:44:58,210 --> 01:44:59,170 You're gonna have to get in there 1600 01:44:59,253 --> 01:45:01,589 and make sure his hand never touches that desk. 1601 01:45:01,755 --> 01:45:03,299 Are you taking the fucking piss? 1602 01:45:03,466 --> 01:45:04,717 I'm afraid not. 1603 01:45:07,887 --> 01:45:08,888 Let's have that then. 1604 01:45:08,971 --> 01:45:09,972 Uh-uh. 1605 01:45:10,556 --> 01:45:11,891 This is mine. 1606 01:45:12,391 --> 01:45:14,310 I'll show you yours. 1607 01:45:31,577 --> 01:45:32,578 Good choice. 1608 01:45:35,289 --> 01:45:36,849 How long to re-link the satellite chain? 1609 01:45:36,999 --> 01:45:38,250 It'll take an hour, maybe two. 1610 01:45:38,417 --> 01:45:40,503 Bullshit! Just bring these two closer together. 1611 01:45:40,669 --> 01:45:42,004 But that's not yours. 1612 01:45:47,676 --> 01:45:49,887 V-Glass, call E-man. 1613 01:45:50,262 --> 01:45:51,597 E, it's V. 1614 01:45:51,764 --> 01:45:53,766 Listen, man, I got a little hiccup on this end. 1615 01:45:53,933 --> 01:45:54,934 I need to piggyback. 1616 01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:56,727 One of my satellites just went down, 1617 01:45:56,810 --> 01:45:59,104 but it's right next to one of yours. 1618 01:45:59,647 --> 01:46:01,106 You read my mind. 1619 01:46:01,774 --> 01:46:03,359 How long before you make that happen? 1620 01:46:06,445 --> 01:46:07,488 Go. 1621 01:46:11,659 --> 01:46:13,619 All right, we should be coming back online. 1622 01:46:16,455 --> 01:46:17,456 10 percent. 1623 01:46:20,334 --> 01:46:21,377 Oh, shit! 1624 01:46:21,544 --> 01:46:23,337 Eggsy, Valentine's using someone else's satellite. 1625 01:46:23,504 --> 01:46:25,464 He's going to reconnect the chain. 1626 01:46:25,631 --> 01:46:27,111 It's going to take him no time at all. 1627 01:46:28,050 --> 01:46:29,134 It's at 20 percent. 1628 01:46:47,069 --> 01:46:50,322 Eggsy, it seems Valentine's got a present for you. Get a move on! 1629 01:47:23,856 --> 01:47:25,232 Is that Kingsman kid dead yet? 1630 01:47:25,441 --> 01:47:27,067 Not yet, but he will be soon. 1631 01:47:27,234 --> 01:47:28,944 Good. 1632 01:47:41,874 --> 01:47:42,875 Merlin, I'm fucked. 1633 01:47:56,096 --> 01:47:57,097 As am I. 1634 01:47:57,264 --> 01:47:59,600 They're coming at me from both sides. I'm out of options. 1635 01:48:00,059 --> 01:48:02,895 Rox, I need a favor. 1636 01:48:03,062 --> 01:48:04,104 Call my mum. 1637 01:48:04,271 --> 01:48:05,831 Tell her to lock herself away from Dean. 1638 01:48:06,482 --> 01:48:07,483 And the baby... 1639 01:48:09,109 --> 01:48:10,110 and tell her I love her. 1640 01:48:19,078 --> 01:48:20,329 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1641 01:48:24,667 --> 01:48:27,836 Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us? 1642 01:48:29,630 --> 01:48:30,910 Any chance you can turn them on? 1643 01:48:34,301 --> 01:48:35,302 All right. 1644 01:48:35,469 --> 01:48:37,930 My turn to play, Valentine. 1645 01:48:46,438 --> 01:48:47,606 Oh, no! 1646 01:48:47,773 --> 01:48:50,192 What the fuck is he doing? I can't stop this. 1647 01:49:03,622 --> 01:49:04,665 Yes, please. 1648 01:49:08,335 --> 01:49:09,503 No! 1649 01:50:06,268 --> 01:50:08,353 Oh, my God! 1650 01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:10,522 That is fucking spectacular! 1651 01:50:10,689 --> 01:50:12,566 Merlin, you're a fucking genius! 1652 01:50:13,776 --> 01:50:16,779 What the fuck is happening out there? 1653 01:50:21,074 --> 01:50:22,367 Aren't you that princess who went missing? 1654 01:50:22,534 --> 01:50:23,577 Can you get me out? 1655 01:50:24,203 --> 01:50:26,121 If I do, will you give me a kiss? 1656 01:50:26,288 --> 01:50:27,768 I've always wanted to kiss a princess. 1657 01:50:27,873 --> 01:50:30,433 If you get me out right now, I'll give you more than just a kiss. 1658 01:50:32,127 --> 01:50:33,378 You motherfucker. 1659 01:50:33,545 --> 01:50:35,380 Did you really think I was stupid enough... 1660 01:50:35,547 --> 01:50:37,716 to implant one of those things in my own head? 1661 01:50:38,175 --> 01:50:39,718 What are you, fucking crazy? 1662 01:50:40,677 --> 01:50:42,971 All those innocent people killed and for what? 1663 01:50:43,847 --> 01:50:46,683 You didn't stop shit! 1664 01:50:48,060 --> 01:50:50,062 Fine, I've locked the door. What do you want me to do now? 1665 01:50:50,229 --> 01:50:53,065 As I said, put your daughter in the bathroom and throw away the key. 1666 01:50:53,857 --> 01:50:56,235 It's still happening! 1667 01:50:56,401 --> 01:50:57,569 You're fucking insane! 1668 01:50:57,736 --> 01:50:58,862 Just do it. 1669 01:51:26,181 --> 01:51:27,581 Eggsy, the signal's started! 1670 01:51:27,683 --> 01:51:30,853 Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now! 1671 01:51:31,019 --> 01:51:32,020 Sorry, love. 1672 01:51:32,354 --> 01:51:33,438 Got to save the world. 1673 01:51:33,605 --> 01:51:35,190 If you save the world... 1674 01:51:35,357 --> 01:51:37,025 we can do it in the asshole. 1675 01:51:38,277 --> 01:51:40,195 I'll be right back. 1676 01:51:41,572 --> 01:51:42,573 Good luck! 1677 01:51:49,288 --> 01:51:50,289 London. 1678 01:52:18,775 --> 01:52:19,775 Rio. 1679 01:52:35,667 --> 01:52:36,668 Get down! 1680 01:52:38,670 --> 01:52:39,671 You did it! 1681 01:52:49,264 --> 01:52:51,183 The glass is not gonna hold long. 1682 01:52:52,851 --> 01:52:54,478 You stay here. 1683 01:52:56,688 --> 01:52:57,856 Merlin, quickly, how do I get up there? 1684 01:52:58,190 --> 01:53:00,108 Keep shooting, I'll find a route. Understood. 1685 01:53:16,667 --> 01:53:17,751 Holy fuck! 1686 01:53:36,269 --> 01:53:37,562 We're back up. 1687 01:53:38,438 --> 01:53:39,731 We're back up! 1688 01:53:46,738 --> 01:53:48,448 This is great! 1689 01:53:56,498 --> 01:53:57,499 Eggsy! 1690 01:53:57,582 --> 01:53:59,126 Fucking get on with it! 1691 01:53:59,292 --> 01:54:00,502 Kick his ass, Gazy! 1692 01:54:03,422 --> 01:54:05,590 ♪ Baby, give it up. ♪ ♪ Give it up ♪ 1693 01:54:05,757 --> 01:54:07,050 ♪ Baby, give it up ♪ 1694 01:54:07,134 --> 01:54:09,928 Seoul, Caracas, Mumbai! 1695 01:54:10,846 --> 01:54:13,348 ♪ Baby, give it up. ♪ ♪ Give it up ♪ 1696 01:54:13,432 --> 01:54:15,434 ♪ Baby, give it up ♪ 1697 01:54:18,311 --> 01:54:20,772 Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends! 1698 01:54:38,165 --> 01:54:40,167 Eggsy, the world is going to shit! 1699 01:54:49,551 --> 01:54:51,636 Is he dead yet? Not yet! 1700 01:54:51,803 --> 01:54:53,889 Stop playing with your food! 1701 01:54:54,056 --> 01:54:55,057 Kill him! 1702 01:56:13,176 --> 01:56:14,553 Gazelle! 1703 01:56:16,388 --> 01:56:17,556 Gazelle! 1704 01:56:27,190 --> 01:56:28,900 Come on! Come on! 1705 01:56:31,528 --> 01:56:32,529 Kill him! 1706 01:56:49,880 --> 01:56:51,298 Hey! 1707 01:57:15,947 --> 01:57:17,449 Well done, son! 1708 01:57:17,782 --> 01:57:19,743 Whoo! Yes! 1709 01:57:19,910 --> 01:57:21,077 Yes, Eggsy! 1710 01:57:21,244 --> 01:57:22,787 Well done, Eggsy! 1711 01:57:23,288 --> 01:57:24,456 And you, Lancelot. 1712 01:57:27,209 --> 01:57:29,794 I'm so sorry. Mummy would never hurt you. 1713 01:57:30,420 --> 01:57:33,465 Mummy would never hurt you. I'm so sorry. 1714 01:57:35,967 --> 01:57:36,968 Are you okay? 1715 01:57:40,764 --> 01:57:42,641 Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy. 1716 01:57:43,975 --> 01:57:45,060 He was right. 1717 01:58:00,492 --> 01:58:01,785 What's up, man? 1718 01:58:02,160 --> 01:58:05,497 Is this the part where you say some really bad pun? 1719 01:58:06,998 --> 01:58:09,000 Well, it's like you said to Harry. 1720 01:58:12,170 --> 01:58:14,506 This ain't that kind of movie, bruv. 1721 01:58:16,007 --> 01:58:17,425 Perfect. 1722 01:58:38,321 --> 01:58:39,489 Eggsy, where are you going? 1723 01:58:39,656 --> 01:58:41,896 There's no need for champagne. We got loads in the plane. 1724 01:58:49,040 --> 01:58:50,125 Did you save the world? 1725 01:58:50,709 --> 01:58:52,168 Yes, I did. 1726 01:58:53,503 --> 01:58:56,298 So, you gonna come in? 1727 01:58:57,048 --> 01:58:58,550 Yes, I am. 1728 01:59:00,635 --> 01:59:02,595 ♪ Slave to love ♪ 1729 01:59:04,014 --> 01:59:05,890 Merlin, the cell's locked. How do I get in? 1730 01:59:08,184 --> 01:59:09,728 26-25. 1731 01:59:14,065 --> 01:59:16,651 Merlin, you're the guvnor. 1732 01:59:18,862 --> 01:59:21,239 You owe me, Eggsy. 1733 01:59:26,870 --> 01:59:27,912 Eggsy? 1734 01:59:32,167 --> 01:59:33,168 Oh. 1735 01:59:33,918 --> 01:59:35,587 Oh, my word. 1736 01:59:38,673 --> 01:59:41,217 ♪ The storm is breaking ♪ 1737 01:59:41,968 --> 01:59:44,012 ♪ Or so it seems ♪ 1738 01:59:45,180 --> 01:59:47,849 ♪ We're too young to reason ♪ 1739 01:59:47,974 --> 01:59:50,435 ♪ Too grown up to dream ♪ 1740 01:59:51,686 --> 01:59:54,314 ♪ Now spring is turning ♪ 1741 01:59:55,231 --> 01:59:57,025 ♪ Your face to mine ♪ 1742 01:59:58,193 --> 02:00:00,278 ♪ I can hear your laughter ♪ 1743 02:00:01,196 --> 02:00:02,697 ♪ I can see your smile ♪ 1744 02:00:02,781 --> 02:00:04,574 ♪ Slave to love ♪ 1745 02:00:09,162 --> 02:00:10,705 ♪ Slave to love ♪ 1746 02:00:11,623 --> 02:00:13,291 ♪ I can't escape ♪ 1747 02:00:14,292 --> 02:00:17,212 ♪ I'm a slave to love ♪ ♪ Slave to love ♪ 1748 02:00:22,801 --> 02:00:25,345 Michelle, turn that shit off. It's doing my nut in. 1749 02:00:26,638 --> 02:00:28,139 I rather like that song. 1750 02:00:28,681 --> 02:00:30,266 Leave it on, eh, Mum? 1751 02:00:34,020 --> 02:00:35,939 Mugsy's back. 1752 02:00:36,064 --> 02:00:38,464 You've finally come to have that word with me, have you, son? 1753 02:00:38,858 --> 02:00:40,178 Or are you gonna run away again... 1754 02:00:40,318 --> 02:00:41,903 and pretend you're going to court, dressed like that? 1755 02:00:42,362 --> 02:00:43,738 Oh, you mean this? 1756 02:00:45,281 --> 02:00:46,574 No. 1757 02:00:47,200 --> 02:00:50,495 I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Savile Row. 1758 02:00:51,579 --> 02:00:53,164 He's given me a job, Mum. 1759 02:00:53,873 --> 02:00:55,166 It comes with a lot of perks. 1760 02:00:56,543 --> 02:00:57,877 Including a house. 1761 02:00:59,045 --> 02:01:00,880 Come and live with me there, Mum. 1762 02:01:01,464 --> 02:01:02,464 Come on. 1763 02:01:02,507 --> 02:01:03,508 Sit down, you. 1764 02:01:04,843 --> 02:01:07,083 Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital. 1765 02:01:07,178 --> 02:01:08,972 - Do you hear? - Just leave him alone, Dean! 1766 02:01:09,139 --> 02:01:11,391 Eggsy, just go. Please, just go, babe. 1767 02:01:12,851 --> 02:01:14,144 All right. 1768 02:01:14,310 --> 02:01:15,854 That's it, do as Mummy says. 1769 02:01:16,020 --> 02:01:17,355 Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours, 1770 02:01:17,439 --> 02:01:18,857 and knock up a nice chicken costume. 1771 02:01:19,023 --> 02:01:20,400 It'll suit you, you mug. 1772 02:01:22,652 --> 02:01:25,447 As a good friend once said... 1773 02:01:26,739 --> 02:01:27,866 "Manners..." 1774 02:01:29,784 --> 02:01:30,785 "maketh..." 1775 02:01:33,329 --> 02:01:34,330 "man." 1776 02:01:35,206 --> 02:01:37,542 Dean? Shut the fuck up. 1777 02:01:37,709 --> 02:01:40,128 Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your fucking... 1778 02:01:46,092 --> 02:01:47,093 So... 1779 02:01:47,343 --> 02:01:51,347 are we gonna stand around here all day, or are we gonna fight? 1780 02:02:03,067 --> 02:02:04,486 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1781 02:02:17,123 --> 02:02:20,251 ♪ You said whatever ♪ ♪ you put out there ♪ 1782 02:02:20,543 --> 02:02:22,420 ♪ Whatever you put out there ♪ 1783 02:02:22,504 --> 02:02:24,547 ♪ Is gonna come back ♪ 1784 02:02:25,340 --> 02:02:28,384 ♪ You said whenever you are ready ♪ 1785 02:02:28,468 --> 02:02:32,597 ♪ Whenever you are ready ♪ ♪ Just let it all out ♪ 1786 02:02:33,640 --> 02:02:36,643 ♪ I know 'cause the ♪ ♪ enemy inside me ♪ 1787 02:02:36,726 --> 02:02:40,772 ♪ 'Cause the enemy inside me ♪ ♪ is holding me back ♪ 1788 02:02:41,439 --> 02:02:45,026 ♪ But we know there's ♪ ♪ something in the silence ♪ 1789 02:02:45,109 --> 02:02:47,946 ♪ There's something in the silence ♪ 1790 02:02:48,279 --> 02:02:49,864 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1791 02:02:56,329 --> 02:02:57,956 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1792 02:03:04,629 --> 02:03:08,883 ♪ You said there's ♪ ♪ only place left to find ♪ 1793 02:03:08,967 --> 02:03:12,762 ♪ Together we can ♪ ♪ save the world tonight ♪ 1794 02:03:12,845 --> 02:03:14,472 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1795 02:03:14,681 --> 02:03:17,725 ♪ You said every life is a lesson ♪ 1796 02:03:17,809 --> 02:03:21,896 ♪ Are you a fool or a kingsman? ♪ ♪ 'Cause only you know ♪ 1797 02:03:22,730 --> 02:03:26,192 ♪ Hold on, 'cause the ♪ ♪ volume is rising ♪ 1798 02:03:26,276 --> 02:03:30,113 ♪ Yeah, the volume is rising ♪ ♪ So you better hold on ♪ 1799 02:03:31,364 --> 02:03:33,575 ♪ The night is young ♪ 1800 02:03:33,658 --> 02:03:37,412 ♪ Until it's over, until it's over ♪ 1801 02:03:37,495 --> 02:03:41,583 ♪ The night is young ♪ ♪ The night is ours ♪ 1802 02:03:41,666 --> 02:03:45,712 ♪ Until tomorrow, until tomorrow ♪ 1803 02:03:45,795 --> 02:03:47,171 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1804 02:03:53,386 --> 02:03:55,471 ♪ Yeah, get ready for it ♪ 1805 02:04:02,145 --> 02:04:05,857 ♪ You said there's ♪ ♪ only one place left to find ♪ 1806 02:04:06,024 --> 02:04:10,028 ♪ Together we can ♪ ♪ save the world tonight ♪ 1807 02:04:10,111 --> 02:04:13,865 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1808 02:04:14,532 --> 02:04:18,202 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1809 02:04:20,413 --> 02:04:22,248 ♪ The night is young ♪ 1810 02:04:22,498 --> 02:04:26,544 ♪ Until it's over. ♪ ♪ Until it's over ♪ 1811 02:04:26,628 --> 02:04:30,715 ♪ The night is young ♪ ♪ The night is ours ♪ 1812 02:04:30,798 --> 02:04:35,136 ♪ Until tomorrow. ♪ ♪ Until tomorrow ♪ 1813 02:04:37,055 --> 02:04:38,806 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1814 02:04:38,890 --> 02:04:40,850 ♪ I'll hold your hand ♪ 1815 02:04:40,933 --> 02:04:45,188 ♪ With good intentions ♪ ♪ With good intentions ♪ 1816 02:04:45,271 --> 02:04:46,898 ♪ I'll hold your hand ♪ 1817 02:04:47,273 --> 02:04:49,525 ♪ The night is ours ♪ 1818 02:04:49,609 --> 02:04:53,363 ♪ Until tomorrow. ♪ ♪ Until tomorrow ♪ 1819 02:04:53,446 --> 02:04:57,325 ♪ You said there's ♪ ♪ only one place left to find ♪ 1820 02:04:57,408 --> 02:05:01,079 ♪ Together we can ♪ ♪ save the world tonight ♪ 1821 02:05:01,579 --> 02:05:05,083 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1822 02:05:05,750 --> 02:05:09,253 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1823 02:05:09,754 --> 02:05:11,756 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 1824 02:05:30,108 --> 02:05:31,150 ♪ Life been crazy ♪ 1825 02:05:31,234 --> 02:05:32,834 ♪ All advice has ♪ ♪ been to chill more ♪ 1826 02:05:32,860 --> 02:05:35,947 ♪ Ironic I've been living off ♪ ♪ with people down to kill for ♪ 1827 02:05:36,030 --> 02:05:37,470 ♪ And I find no comfort in numbers ♪ 1828 02:05:37,490 --> 02:05:39,200 ♪ Knowin' there's ♪ ♪ always a mil more ♪ 1829 02:05:39,283 --> 02:05:40,827 ♪ Fact was that cat ♪ ♪ dragged my pretty... ♪ 1830 02:05:40,910 --> 02:05:42,453 ♪ Right at the top ♪ ♪ of that billboard ♪ 1831 02:05:42,537 --> 02:05:44,038 ♪ And all of my folks ♪ ♪ who done been here from jump ♪ 1832 02:05:44,122 --> 02:05:45,707 ♪ You the ones ♪ ♪ I 'ma cover the bill for ♪ 1833 02:05:45,790 --> 02:05:46,874 ♪ And as I get ill more ♪ 1834 02:05:46,958 --> 02:05:48,876 ♪ We gon' triple the order ♪ ♪ of champagne and spill more ♪ 1835 02:05:48,960 --> 02:05:50,044 ♪ Let's settle the real score ♪ 1836 02:05:50,128 --> 02:05:51,921 ♪ Been wondering ♪ ♪ what the public gotta feel for ♪ 1837 02:05:52,004 --> 02:05:53,084 ♪ So let's keep it real, yeah ♪ 1838 02:05:53,089 --> 02:05:55,133 ♪ You know I'm killing game ♪ ♪ as soon as I step on the field ♪ 1839 02:05:55,216 --> 02:05:56,300 ♪ Y'all at the top are all mad now ♪ 1840 02:05:56,384 --> 02:05:58,052 ♪ There's no turning back now ♪ 1841 02:05:58,136 --> 02:05:59,470 ♪ I won't ever back down ♪ 1842 02:05:59,554 --> 02:06:01,514 ♪ They feel me like ♪ ♪ they giving Iggy a pat down ♪ 1843 02:06:01,597 --> 02:06:02,890 ♪ I needed a moment. ♪ ♪ I found it ♪ 1844 02:06:02,974 --> 02:06:04,225 ♪ Lately I've been ♪ ♪ on my runnin' the town shit ♪ 1845 02:06:04,308 --> 02:06:06,394 ♪ Especially walkin' around with ♪ 1846 02:06:06,477 --> 02:06:08,896 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 1847 02:06:08,980 --> 02:06:12,442 ♪ You can't always ♪ ♪ please the crowd ♪ 1848 02:06:12,525 --> 02:06:17,905 ♪ But I am still not bowing down ♪ 1849 02:06:18,114 --> 02:06:21,534 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 1850 02:06:21,868 --> 02:06:24,829 ♪ It comes and goes around ♪ 1851 02:06:24,912 --> 02:06:29,792 ♪ And when it's time ♪ ♪ I'll pass it proud ♪ 1852 02:06:30,710 --> 02:06:32,128 ♪ But... l got it now ♪ 1853 02:06:32,211 --> 02:06:33,421 ♪ So keep it cute, chick ♪ 1854 02:06:33,504 --> 02:06:35,381 ♪ And don't be hatin' ♪ ♪ on the new chick ♪ 1855 02:06:35,465 --> 02:06:36,745 ♪ Go back and check your stats ♪ 1856 02:06:36,758 --> 02:06:38,634 ♪ And bet they let you ♪ ♪ know I do's this ♪ 1857 02:06:38,718 --> 02:06:39,761 ♪ Glasses full of empty ♪ 1858 02:06:39,844 --> 02:06:41,721 ♪ Depending on point of view chick ♪ 1859 02:06:41,804 --> 02:06:42,805 ♪ If you was mad before ♪ 1860 02:06:42,889 --> 02:06:44,891 ♪ I bet you hate me ♪ ♪ for this new shit ♪ 1861 02:06:44,974 --> 02:06:46,014 ♪ Maybe you should watch ♪ 1862 02:06:46,017 --> 02:06:47,685 ♪ What you've got ♪ ♪ coming out your two lips ♪ 1863 02:06:47,769 --> 02:06:49,103 ♪ Get cool with how I kick it ♪ 1864 02:06:49,187 --> 02:06:51,063 ♪ Or else you gon' get the boot... ♪ 1865 02:06:51,147 --> 02:06:52,231 ♪ Iggy A-Z-A ♪ 1866 02:06:52,315 --> 02:06:54,066 ♪ AKA captain of the crew ship ♪ 1867 02:06:54,150 --> 02:06:55,902 ♪ Don't penny pinch ♪ ♪ I promise, babe, ♪ 1868 02:06:55,985 --> 02:06:57,487 ♪ I don't need your two cents ♪ 1869 02:06:57,570 --> 02:07:00,031 ♪ Get rid of the makeup ♪ ♪ Let us see just who you is ♪ 1870 02:07:00,114 --> 02:07:01,324 ♪ But if you feel like that girl ♪ 1871 02:07:01,407 --> 02:07:03,117 ♪ Bless your heart ♪ ♪ Go get it how you live ♪ 1872 02:07:03,201 --> 02:07:04,202 ♪ When you hear my name ♪ 1873 02:07:04,285 --> 02:07:06,120 ♪ You gotta know ♪ ♪ that she's something regal ♪ 1874 02:07:06,204 --> 02:07:07,764 ♪ I'm one of one. ♪ ♪ Ain't no sequels ♪ 1875 02:07:07,789 --> 02:07:08,956 ♪ I'm wearing ♪ 1876 02:07:09,040 --> 02:07:11,626 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 1877 02:07:11,709 --> 02:07:14,962 ♪ You can't always ♪ ♪ please the crowd ♪ 1878 02:07:15,046 --> 02:07:20,051 ♪ But I am still not bowing down ♪ 1879 02:07:20,927 --> 02:07:23,888 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 1880 02:07:24,430 --> 02:07:27,475 ♪ It comes and goes around ♪ 1881 02:07:27,558 --> 02:07:32,355 ♪ And when it's time ♪ ♪ I'll pass it proud ♪ 1882 02:07:33,231 --> 02:07:35,066 ♪ But... l got it now ♪ 1883 02:07:48,412 --> 02:07:51,123 ♪ To everyone who said ♪ ♪ I'd never make it ♪ 1884 02:07:51,666 --> 02:07:54,335 ♪ Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken ♪ 1885 02:07:54,627 --> 02:07:57,129 ♪ I got a dinner date ♪ ♪ with greatness ♪ 1886 02:07:57,213 --> 02:08:00,675 ♪ Iggy Igg ain't never been ♪ ♪ nothin' to play wit, hold up ♪ 1887 02:08:00,925 --> 02:08:03,636 ♪ To everyone who said ♪ ♪ I'd never make it ♪ 1888 02:08:04,095 --> 02:08:06,764 ♪ I'm at the top ♪ ♪ Laughin' at you faces ♪ 1889 02:08:07,348 --> 02:08:09,016 ♪ I've been practicing my patience ♪ 1890 02:08:09,100 --> 02:08:11,394 ♪ But I switch back quick ♪ ♪ If you play with ♪ 1891 02:08:11,477 --> 02:08:13,688 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 1892 02:08:13,771 --> 02:08:16,399 ♪ To everyone who said ♪ ♪ I'd never make it ♪ 1893 02:08:17,441 --> 02:08:20,069 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 1894 02:08:20,152 --> 02:08:22,613 ♪ Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken ♪ 1895 02:08:23,739 --> 02:08:26,033 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 1896 02:08:26,117 --> 02:08:28,953 ♪ To everyone who said ♪ ♪ I'd never make it ♪ 1897 02:08:29,787 --> 02:08:32,623 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 1898 02:08:32,707 --> 02:08:35,585 ♪ I'm at the top ♪ ♪ Laughin' at you faces ♪ 1899 02:08:35,960 --> 02:08:37,628 ♪ But... I got it now