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THOR: Now, I know
what you're thinking.
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"Oh, no! Thor's in a cage.
How did this happen?"
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Well, sometimes
you have to get captured
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just to get a straight answer
out of somebody.
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It's a long story,
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but basically,
I'm a bit of a hero.
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See, I spent some time
on Earth...
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fought some robots,
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saved the planet
a couple of times.
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Then I went searching
through the cosmos
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for some magic, colorful
Infinity Stone things.
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Didn't find any.
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That's when I came across
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a path of death
and destruction...
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which led me all the way here
into this cage...
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where I met you.
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Hmm.
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How much longer do you think
we'll be here?
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(CHAIN RATTLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SURTUR CHUCKLING)
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Thor, son of Odin.
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Surtur, son of a bitch.
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You're still alive.
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I thought my father killed you
a half a million years ago.
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I cannot die.
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Not until
I fulfill my destiny...
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and lay waste to your home.
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It's funny
you should mention that.
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Because I've been having these
terrible dreams of late.
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Asgard up in flames,
falling to ruins.
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And you, Surtur,
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are at the center
of all of them.
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Then you have seen Ragnarok,
the fall of Asgard.
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- The great prophecy...
- Hang on.
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- Hang on.
- (CHAIN CREAKING)
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I'll be back around shortly.
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I really feel like we were
connecting there.
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(GRUNTS)
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Okay, so Ragnarok.
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Tell me about that.
Walk me through it.
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My time has come.
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When my crown is reunited
with the Eternal Flame...
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I shall be restored
to my full might.
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I will tower
over the mountains...
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and bury my sword
deep in Asgard's...
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THOR: Oh, hang on.
Give it a second.
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I swear I'm not even moving.
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It's just doing this
on its own.
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- I'm really sorry.
- (SIGHS)
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Okay, so let me
get this straight.
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You're going to put your crown
into the Eternal Flame...
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and then you'll suddenly grow
as big as a house?
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A mountain!
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The Eternal Flame that Odin
keeps locked away on Asgard?
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Odin is not on Asgard.
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And your absence has left
the throne defenseless.
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Okay, so where is it?
This crown?
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This is my crown,
the source of my power.
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Oh, that's a crown.
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I thought it was
a big eyebrow.
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It's a crown.
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Anyway, it sounds like all I
have to do to stop Ragnarok...
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is rip that thing
off your head.
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(LAUGHS) But Ragnarok
has already begun.
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You cannot stop it.
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(METAL SCRAPING)
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I am Asgard's doom,
and so are you.
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All will suffer,
all will burn.
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Oh, that's intense.
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To be honest,
seeing you grow really big...
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and set fire to a planet
would be quite the spectacle.
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But it looks like I'm gonna
have to choose option B...
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where I bust
out of these chains...
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knock that tiara
off your head,
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and stash it away
in Asgard's vault.
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You cannot stop Ragnarok.
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Why fight it?
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Because that's what heroes do.
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(THOR SIGHS) Hmm.
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Wait, I'm sorry.
I didn't time that right.
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- (DISTANT THUDDING)
- Hmm?
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And, now!
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(GRUNTS)
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(IMMIGRANT SONG
BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING)
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You have made
a grave mistake, Odinson.
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I make grave mistakes
all the time.
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(GROWLING)
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Everything seems
to work out.
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(CREATURES SNARLING)
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(CREATURES ROARING)
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(ROARS)
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(YELLING)
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(ROARS)
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(SURTUR LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(YELLING)
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Huh?
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(CREATURES SNARLING)
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Heimdall, I know
it's been a while,
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but I could really use
a fast exit.
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Heimdall?
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SKURGE: Heimdall was an idiot.
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This job should have
made him rich.
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Now, the job ain't easy...
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but it does have
its benefits.
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The Bifrost gives me
access to everything
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the Nine Realms
has to offer.
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I mean it's all mine
for the taking.
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Behold...
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my stuff.
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Ooh.
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I'm particularly fond
of these.
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I pulled them out of a place
on Midgard called Texas.
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I even named them.
Des and Troy.
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You see, when you
put them together...
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they destroy.
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(ROARING)
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Heimdall, come on.
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(RUMBLING)
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(ROARING)
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Stay!
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Heimdall? I'm running
short on options.
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- Heimdall?
- (RATTLING)
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Um... Skurge?
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(RATTLING)
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Is that important?
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SKURGE: You girls
are in for a treat.
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(ROARING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(CREATURE EXHALES)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Girls!
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Well, well, well.
Look who decided to pop in.
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Thanks for scaring away
my company
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and drenching my
workplace in brains.
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Who are you?
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Don't you remember?
I'm Skurge.
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We fought together
on Vanaheim.
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Right. Where is Heimdall?
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That traitor. No one knows.
He's a fugitive of the throne.
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Traitor?
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Yeah. Well, you see,
Odin charged Heimdall
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with negligence of duty...
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but he disappeared
before the trial.
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Hard to catch a guy
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who can see everything
in the universe.
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Sure.
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Hold on. I'm supposed
to announce your arrival.
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(WHOOSHES)
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(SIGHS)
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(ALL GASP)
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What the hell is that?
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(CHOIR VOCALIZING)
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MAN 1: Oh, brother.
This is it.
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I take my leave.
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MAN 2: You fool,
you didn't listen!
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MAN 1: I'm sorry.
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Lady Sif, get help!
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Somebody, help!
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MAN 1: Sorry
for all I've done.
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Shh. It's all right.
Hold on.
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I'm sorry
I tried to rule Earth.
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They'd be lucky to have you.
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I'm sorry about that thing
with the Tesseract.
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- I just couldn't help myself.
- I know.
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I'm a trickster.
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So mischievous.
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Sorry about that time
I turned you into a frog.
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It was a wonderful joke.
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'Twas indeed hilarious.
(CHUCKLES)
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MAN 2: You are the savior
of Asgard.
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- Tell my story.
- I will.
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Build a statue for me.
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We will build
a big statue for you.
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With my helmet on,
with the big bendy horns.
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I will tell Father
what you did here today.
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I didn't do it for him.
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(GROANS)
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(VOCALIZING)
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No!
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(SOBBING)
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And so,
Loki died of his wounds...
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giving his life for ours.
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He fought back
those disgusting elves...
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he brought peace to the realm.
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Loki, my boy...
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'twas many moons ago
I found you
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on that
frostbitten battlefield.
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On that day,
I did not yet see in you...
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Asgard's savior. No.
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You were merely a little
blue baby icicle...
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that melted
this old fool's heart.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
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Bravo! Bravo!
Well done. Bravo.
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Father.
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Oh, shit.
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Uh, my son, Thor,
has returned!
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- Greetings, my boy.
- (SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
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It's an interesting play.
What's it called?
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The Tragedy
of Loki of Asgard.
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The people wanted
to commemorate him.
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THOR: Ah, indeed they should.
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I like the statue.
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A lot better looking than he
was when he was alive, though.
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A little less weaselly,
less greasy, maybe.
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Do you know what this is?
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The skull of Surtur.
That's a formidable weapon!
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Do me a favor. Lock
this away in a vault...
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so it doesn't turn
into a giant monster
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and destroy
the whole planet.
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Thank you, dear. Um...
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So it's back to Midgard
for you, is it?
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Nope.
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I've been having this
reoccurring dream lately.
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Every night, I see
Asgard fall into ruins.
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ODIN: That's just
a silly dream...
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signs of an overactive
imagination.
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THOR: Possibly.
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But then I decide to go
out there and investigate.
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And what do I find,
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but the Nine Realms
completely in chaos.
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Enemies of Asgard assembling,
plotting our demise...
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all while you, Odin,
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the protector
of those Nine Realms...
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are sitting here
in your bathrobe,
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eating grapes.
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Yes, it is best to respect
our neighbors' freedom.
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Yes, of course, the
freedom to be massacred.
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Yes, besides I've been
rather busy myself.
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Watching theater.
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Board meetings, and security
council meetings...
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You're really gonna
make me do it?
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Do what?
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(ALL GASP)
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You know that nothing
will stop Mjolnir
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as it returns to my hand.
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Not even your face.
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You've gone quite mad.
You'll be executed for this.
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Then I'll see you on the
other side, brother.
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All right, I yield.
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(ALL GASP)
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Behold!
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Thor...
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- Odinson.
- No.
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You had one job.
Just the one.
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Where's Odin?
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You just couldn't
stay away, could you?
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Everything was fine
without you.
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Asgard was prospering.
You've ruined everything.
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- Ask them.
- Where's Father?
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- Did you kill him?
- You had what you wanted.
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You had the independence
you asked for.
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(GRUNTS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,660
Okay. I know exactly
where he is.
260
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,630
(SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)
261
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,710
I swear I left him
right here.
262
00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:28,570
THOR: Right here
on the sidewalk,
263
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,310
or right there where the
building is being demolished?
264
00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,540
Great planning.
265
00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:32,580
How was I
supposed to know?
266
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,450
Can't see into the future.
I'm not a witch.
267
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,780
No? Then why do you
dress like one?
268
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,820
- Hey.
- I can't believe you're alive.
269
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,490
I saw you die.
270
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:42,290
I mourned you,
I cried for you.
271
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,720
I'm honored.
272
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,660
GIRL: Ask him.
273
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,720
Hi. Would you mind taking
a picture with us?
274
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:49,160
- Oh, sure.
- (GIRLS GIGGLING)
275
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,560
Start figuring out
where he is.
276
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:52,700
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- GIRL: Oh, my God.
277
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,800
Sorry to hear
that Jane dumped you.
278
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,270
She didn't dump me,
you know.
279
00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:59,210
I dumped her.
It was a mutual dumping.
280
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,310
What's this?
What are you doing?
281
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,380
This isn't me.
282
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,510
(YELPS)
283
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,580
THOR: (WHISPERS) Loki.
284
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,090
(HORN HONKS)
285
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:29,070
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
286
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,640
Thor Odinson.
287
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,720
God of Thunder.
288
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,790
You can put down
the umbrella.
289
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:00,370
(THUDS)
290
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,540
So, Earth has, uh,
wizards now?
291
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,750
- (CHUCKLING)
- (CLATTERING)
292
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,450
The preferred term is
293
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,550
"Master of the Mystic Arts."
You can leave that now.
294
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,220
All right, wizard.
295
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,690
Who are you?
Why should I care?
296
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,720
My name is
Doctor Stephen Strange,
297
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,930
and I have some
questions for you.
298
00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,130
Take a seat.
299
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,270
Tea?
300
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,200
I don't drink tea.
301
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,510
What do you drink?
302
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:42,680
Not tea.
303
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,810
So, I keep a watch list
304
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,780
of individuals and beings
from other realms...
305
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,350
that may be a threat
to this world.
306
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:55,420
Your adopted brother, Loki,
is one of those beings.
307
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,790
He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm.
308
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,590
Then why bring him here?
309
00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,690
We're looking for my father.
310
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:07,000
So, if I were to tell you
where Odin was...
311
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,600
all parties concerned would
promptly return to Asgard?
312
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,740
Promptly.
313
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,500
Great! Then I'll help you.
314
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:15,240
If you knew where he was,
why didn't you call me?
315
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,410
I have to tell you,
he was adamant
316
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,440
that he not be disturbed.
317
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,840
Your father said he had
chosen to remain in exile.
318
00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:24,450
- Hmm.
- And you don't have a phone.
319
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:26,280
No, I don't have a phone...
320
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,850
but you could have sent
an electronic letter.
321
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,250
It's called an email.
322
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,320
- Yeah, do you have a computer?
- No. What for?
323
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,990
- Uh-huh.
- Anyway,
324
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:34,890
my father
is no longer in exile.
325
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:36,590
So if you could
tell me where he is,
326
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,830
I can take him home.
327
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:40,500
Gladly. He's in Norway.
328
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,830
I'm just seeing
whether this incantation
329
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,940
requires any Asgardian
modifications.
330
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:47,740
Nope.
331
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:49,810
Oh, we don't need that.
332
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:54,580
(SIGHS)
333
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,220
Will you stop doing that?
334
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,320
(STAMMERS)
335
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,350
I need just one strand
of your hair.
336
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:03,250
Let me explain something.
337
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,790
My hair is not to be
meddled with. (WINCES)
338
00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,000
We could have just walked.
339
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,700
He's waiting for you.
340
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,010
All right.
341
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,710
Don't forget your umbrella.
342
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,910
Oh, yes.
343
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,610
(DISTANT CRASHING)
344
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,650
(CRASHING CONTINUES)
345
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,750
Sorry.
346
00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:37,790
There we go.
347
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:40,490
I suppose I'll need
my brother back.
348
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:41,890
Oh, yeah. Right.
349
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,330
(LOKI SCREAMING)
350
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,770
(LOKI GRUNTING)
351
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:51,440
I have been falling
for 30 minutes!
352
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,640
You can handle him
from here.
353
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,340
Yes. Of course.
354
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,770
Thank you very much
for your help.
355
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,910
Good luck.
356
00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,980
Handle me?
Who are you?
357
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,780
Loki.
358
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,910
LOKI: You think you're
some kind of sorcerer?
359
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,020
Don't think for one minute,
you second-rate...
360
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,080
Bye-bye.
361
00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:06,820
(LOKI GRUNTING)
362
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:11,060
(PANTING)
363
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,730
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
364
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:31,780
Father?
365
00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:36,420
Look at this place.
It's beautiful.
366
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,890
Father, it's us.
367
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:47,800
My sons.
368
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,530
I've been
waiting for you.
369
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,030
I know. We've come
to take you home.
370
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:53,830
Home, yes.
371
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:58,010
Your mother,
she calls me.
372
00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,410
Do you hear it?
373
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,880
Loki, lift your magic.
374
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,280
(CHUCKLES)
375
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,450
Took me quite a while to
break free from your spell.
376
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,980
Frigga would have
been proud.
377
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:13,750
Come and sit with me.
I don't have much time.
378
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,390
(ODIN SIGHS)
379
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,030
I know that
we failed you.
380
00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,530
But we can make this right.
381
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,530
I failed you.
382
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,440
It is upon us. Ragnarok.
383
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,470
No, I've stopped Ragnarok.
I put an end to Surtur.
384
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:35,210
No.
385
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,480
It has already begun.
She's coming.
386
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,880
My life was all that
held her back.
387
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,120
But my time has come.
388
00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:46,920
I cannot keep her away
any longer.
389
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,120
Father, who are you
talking about?
390
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,060
Goddess of Death. Hela.
391
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,760
My firstborn.
392
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:56,860
Your sister.
393
00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:01,730
Your what?
394
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:08,100
Her violent appetites
grew beyond my control.
395
00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:11,510
I couldn't stop her,
so I imprisoned her.
396
00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:13,680
Locked her away.
397
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,950
She draws her strength
from Asgard...
398
00:21:17,950 --> 00:21:22,120
and once she gets there,
her powers will be limitless.
399
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,620
Whatever she is, we can stop her together.
We can face her together.
400
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:25,630
No, we won't.
401
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,990
I'm on a different path now.
402
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,560
This you must face alone.
403
00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:34,640
I love you, my sons.
404
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,810
Look at that.
405
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:44,480
Remember this place.
406
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:47,510
Home.
407
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,620
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
408
00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:16,910
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
409
00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:21,880
(WIND HOWLING)
410
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:25,890
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
411
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:28,250
Brother.
412
00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:32,630
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
413
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:36,090
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
414
00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:39,000
This was your doing.
415
00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,720
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
416
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,800
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
417
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,710
So he's gone.
418
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,080
That's a shame. I would've
liked to have seen that.
419
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,720
You must be Hela.
420
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,950
I'm Thor, son of Odin.
421
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:37,790
Really?
You don't look like him.
422
00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:39,720
Perhaps we can come
to an arrangement.
423
00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:41,630
You sound like him.
424
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,830
Kneel.
425
00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:46,100
Beg your pardon?
426
00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:52,010
Kneel.
427
00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:56,980
Before your queen.
428
00:23:58,210 --> 00:23:59,710
I don't think so.
429
00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:01,850
(GRUNTS)
430
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:06,650
(VIBRATING)
431
00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:13,690
It's not possible.
432
00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:17,230
Darling, you have no idea
what's possible.
433
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:22,670
(BOTH GROANING)
434
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,880
(BOTH PANTING)
435
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:38,450
Bring us back!
436
00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:39,720
No!
437
00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:49,800
Loki!
438
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,870
(LOKI SCREAMING)
439
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,410
(THOR GRUNTS)
440
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,520
Who are you? What have
you done with Thor?
441
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:40,310
(YELLS)
442
00:25:40,310 --> 00:25:41,680
(GROANS)
443
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,820
I'm Hela.
444
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:50,090
I'm just a janitor.
445
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,230
You look like a smart boy
with good survival instincts.
446
00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:58,030
How would you like a job?
447
00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:02,170
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
448
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:53,920
(GRUNTS)
449
00:26:57,590 --> 00:26:59,790
(GROANING)
450
00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:03,530
(DISTANT THUDDING)
451
00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:18,310
(THUNDER CRACKS)
452
00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:40,130
(ALARM BLARING)
453
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,660
Are you a fighter?
454
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,600
Or are you food?
455
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,970
I'm just passing through.
456
00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:17,430
It is food.
457
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,540
On your knees.
458
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,170
(COCKS GUN)
459
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,310
- (SCRAPPER SCREAMS)
- (GRUNTS)
460
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,480
(GROANING)
461
00:28:35,690 --> 00:28:37,590
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
462
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:42,530
(ALL EXCLAIM)
463
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,920
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
- He's mine.
464
00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:13,190
Wait!
465
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:19,300
(SQUELCHES)
466
00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:23,200
Wait!
467
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,600
He's mine.
468
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,110
So if you want him,
you go through me.
469
00:29:30,110 --> 00:29:31,440
But we've already
got him.
470
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,580
All right, then.
I guess I go through you.
471
00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:38,150
- (COCKS GUN)
- More food.
472
00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:45,290
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
473
00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:49,000
(POWERING UP)
474
00:29:53,630 --> 00:29:55,070
(ALL SCREAMING)
475
00:30:00,670 --> 00:30:01,940
(SIGHS)
476
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,380
(PANTING)
477
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,250
(GRUNTING)
478
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,350
(SCRAPPER SCREAMS)
479
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,650
- (DISTANT CRASH)
- Thank you.
480
00:30:16,490 --> 00:30:17,620
(GROANS)
481
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,120
(GROANS)
482
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,160
Scrapper 142. I need clearance
and an audience with the boss.
483
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,130
I've got something special.
484
00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:58,400
Hey! Where are you
taking me?
485
00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:01,100
Answer me!
486
00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:02,500
Hey!
487
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:06,400
I am Thor, son of Odin.
I need to get back to Asgard.
488
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,710
- Many apologies, your majesty.
- (DEVICE BEEPING)
489
00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:10,210
(GROANING)
490
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:40,810
It's come to my attention
that you don't know who I am.
491
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:51,550
I am Hela,
Odin's firstborn...
492
00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:54,180
the commander
of the Legions of Asgard...
493
00:31:54,190 --> 00:31:55,750
the rightful heir
to the throne,
494
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,790
and the Goddess of Death.
495
00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,760
My father is dead.
496
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,360
As are the princes.
You're welcome.
497
00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:08,700
We were once the seat
498
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,870
of absolute power
in the cosmos.
499
00:32:10,870 --> 00:32:13,340
Our supremacy
was unchallenged.
500
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:16,540
Yet Odin stopped
at Nine Realms.
501
00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:20,080
Our destiny is
to rule over all others.
502
00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:24,250
And I am here
to restore that power.
503
00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:27,180
Kneel before me...
504
00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:31,220
and rise into the ranks
of my great conquest.
505
00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:34,460
Whoever you are...
506
00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:37,590
whatever you've done,
surrender now!
507
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,900
Or we will show you
no mercy.
508
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:41,630
Whoever I am?
509
00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:44,400
Did you listen
to a word I said?
510
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,440
This is your
last warning!
511
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,810
I thought you'd be
happy to see me.
512
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,450
(SIGHS)
513
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,720
Fine.
514
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,190
(GRUNTING)
515
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,560
SOLDIER: Charge!
516
00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:13,570
(ALL YELLING)
517
00:33:16,670 --> 00:33:18,300
(MEN GROANING)
518
00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:28,520
(GUNS FIRING)
519
00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,630
(MEN GROANING)
520
00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:46,200
(BONES CRUNCHING)
521
00:33:51,770 --> 00:33:52,840
(GRUNTS)
522
00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:09,520
Oh, I've missed this.
523
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,450
Still, it's a shame.
524
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:13,720
Good soldiers dying
for nothing...
525
00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:16,290
all because they couldn't
see the future.
526
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,660
Sad.
527
00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:20,830
- (HOGUN GROANING)
- Oh, look, still alive.
528
00:34:20,830 --> 00:34:22,740
(GROANING)
529
00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:30,310
Change of heart?
530
00:34:30,310 --> 00:34:32,680
Go back to whatever cave
you crept out of.
531
00:34:33,950 --> 00:34:35,510
You evil demoness!
532
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,520
(GROANS)
533
00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:41,490
HELA: Let's go see my palace.
534
00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,940
(DOOR OPENS)
535
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,580
(MACHINERY POWERING UP)
536
00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:14,690
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Fear not, for you are found.
537
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,720
You are home,
and there is no going back.
538
00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:20,630
(STRAINS)
539
00:35:21,630 --> 00:35:24,360
No one leaves this place.
540
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,030
But what is this place?
541
00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:29,500
The answer is Sakaar.
542
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,100
(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING)
543
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,570
Surrounded
by cosmic gateways...
544
00:35:33,570 --> 00:35:36,570
Sakaar lives on the edge
of the known and unknown.
545
00:35:36,570 --> 00:35:38,410
It is the collection point
546
00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:40,340
for all lost
and unloved things...
547
00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:42,040
like you.
548
00:35:42,050 --> 00:35:44,980
But here on Sakaar,
you are significant.
549
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:46,720
You are valuable.
550
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,350
Here you are loved.
551
00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:49,620
What the hell?
552
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:52,720
And no one loves you more
than the Grandmaster.
553
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,720
He is the original,
554
00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:56,990
the first lost
and the first found...
555
00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,090
the creator of Sakaar...
556
00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:01,800
and father
of the Contest of Champions.
557
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,370
Where once you were nothing,
now you are something.
558
00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:09,640
You are the property
of the Grandmaster.
559
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,140
Congratulations!
560
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:15,110
You will meet the Grandmaster
in 5 seconds.
561
00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:16,620
Prepare yourself.
562
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,520
Prepare yourself.
563
00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:24,690
You are now meeting
the Grandmaster.
564
00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:25,960
(SCREAMING)
565
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,900
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
566
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,100
(STRAINING)
567
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,800
He's wonderful.
It is a he?
568
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,040
It is a he.
569
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,140
Yeah.
570
00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:44,470
I love when you come
to visit, 142.
571
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,110
You bring me the best stuff.
572
00:36:46,110 --> 00:36:47,980
Whenever we get
to talking, Topaz,
573
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,880
about Scrapper 142...
574
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,480
what do I always say?
575
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,650
"She is the..."
And it starts with a "B."
576
00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:54,690
Trash.
577
00:36:55,690 --> 00:36:58,420
No, not trash.
578
00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,820
Were you waiting
just to call her that?
579
00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:01,590
It doesn't start
with a "B."
580
00:37:01,590 --> 00:37:02,690
Booze hag.
581
00:37:05,430 --> 00:37:07,830
Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best."
I was thinking about "best."
582
00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:09,130
'Cause I always say
you're the best.
583
00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,200
She brought me my beloved
champion, you know.
584
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,170
You say that every time
she's here.
585
00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:14,610
What have you brought today?
Tell me.
586
00:37:14,870 --> 00:37:16,010
A contender.
587
00:37:16,010 --> 00:37:17,110
A what?
588
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,540
I need to go closer.
I want a closer look at this.
589
00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:21,680
Can you take us closer?
Thank you.
590
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,880
(SNAPPING FINGERS)
591
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,090
Pay this lady.
592
00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:37,030
Just wait a damn minute.
593
00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:39,630
(STRAINING)
I'm not for sale.
594
00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:40,700
(GRUNTS)
595
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:44,470
(GROANING)
596
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,600
(CHUCKLES)
Man, he's a fighter.
597
00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:49,010
I take 10 million.
598
00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:50,040
Tell her she's dreaming.
599
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,710
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
transfer the units.
600
00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:53,710
(DEVICE BEEPS)
601
00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:00,950
(WEAKLY) You'll pay for this.
602
00:38:00,950 --> 00:38:02,450
No, I got paid for this.
603
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,840
- Here's what I wanna know.
- (DEVICE BEEPS)
604
00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:08,560
Who are you?
605
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:13,130
I am the God of Thunder.
606
00:38:13,130 --> 00:38:14,930
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- Wow.
607
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,230
I didn't hear any thunder,
608
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,100
but out of your fingers,
was that sparkles?
609
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,540
We've located your cousin.
610
00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:24,010
Uh, oh, good!
611
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,280
Yeah, come on. I think
you're gonna like this.
612
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,540
There he is.
613
00:38:27,550 --> 00:38:29,210
Hey, cuz.
614
00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:31,650
We almost couldn't find you.
What, you been hiding?
615
00:38:31,650 --> 00:38:33,120
Hi.
616
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,550
- (GROANS)
- GRANDMASTER: Hmm.
617
00:38:34,550 --> 00:38:35,850
So...
618
00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,650
Please.
619
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,220
(GROANS) I'm sorry.
620
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:40,690
Yeah.
621
00:38:40,690 --> 00:38:41,890
Carlo...
622
00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,290
I pardon you.
623
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,900
(SIGHS)
Oh, thank you.
624
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,200
Thank you.
625
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,170
You're officially pardoned.
From life.
626
00:38:50,170 --> 00:38:52,100
- (SCREAMING)
- (SIZZLING)
627
00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:57,080
(GROANS) Help me.
628
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,780
Oh, my God!
629
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:02,780
I'm stepping in it.
I'm stepping in it. Look!
630
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,080
Wow.
631
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,080
Oh, the smell.
632
00:39:07,090 --> 00:39:08,580
What does it smell like?
633
00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:10,790
- Burnt toast.
- (CHUCKLES)
634
00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:12,860
What happened to my manners?
635
00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:14,620
I haven't properly
introduced myself.
636
00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:16,890
Come on.
Uh, follow me.
637
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,030
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- My name is Grandmaster.
638
00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:20,830
I preside over
a little harlequinade
639
00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:22,700
called the
Contest of Champions.
640
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:23,970
People come
from far and wide
641
00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:25,600
to unwillingly
participate in it.
642
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,700
And you, my friend,
643
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,140
might just be part
of the new cast.
644
00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:29,440
What do you say to that?
645
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,780
We're not friends and I don't
give a shit about your games.
646
00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:33,210
I'm going back to Asgard.
647
00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:36,110
- Ass-gard.
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
648
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:38,250
One, two, three, four.
649
00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:42,080
LOKI: There was a wormhole
in space and time beneath me.
650
00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:45,590
At that moment,
I let go. (LAUGHS)
651
00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:46,690
Loki?
652
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:49,830
Loki! Loki!
653
00:39:49,830 --> 00:39:53,200
- Over here. Over here.
- (LAUGHING)
654
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,030
- Excuse me one second.
- Loki!
655
00:39:55,030 --> 00:39:56,600
- (SHUSHING)
- (BOTH WHISPERING)
656
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,970
- What?
- You're alive?
657
00:39:57,970 --> 00:39:59,770
- Yes, of course I'm alive.
- What are you doing here?
658
00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:00,840
What do you mean,
what am I doing?
659
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,100
I'm stuck
in this stupid chair.
660
00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:03,610
- Where's your chair?
- I didn't get a chair.
661
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:04,940
- Get me out of this one.
- I can't.
662
00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:06,280
- Get me out. What?
- I can't.
663
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,340
I've made friends
with this man.
664
00:40:07,350 --> 00:40:08,740
He's called
the Grandmaster.
665
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:09,950
- Oh, he's crazy!
- I've gained his favor.
666
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,750
The Bifrost brought me
out here weeks ago.
667
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:12,980
- Weeks ago?
- Yes.
668
00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:13,950
I just got here.
669
00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:15,250
(WHISPERS) What are you
whispering about?
670
00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:16,220
(YELPS)
671
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:18,290
Time works real different
around these parts.
672
00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:21,660
On any other world, I'd be,
like, millions of years old.
673
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:23,230
But here on Sakaar...
674
00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:25,100
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
675
00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:31,370
In any case,
you know this, uh...
676
00:40:31,370 --> 00:40:32,900
You call yourself
Lord of Thunder?
677
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,310
God of Thunder.
Tell him.
678
00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:37,170
I've never met this man
in my life.
679
00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:39,010
- He's my brother.
- Adopted.
680
00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:40,210
Is he any kind of a fighter?
681
00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:41,310
(LAUGHS) You take this thing
682
00:40:41,310 --> 00:40:42,310
out of my neck
and I'll show you.
683
00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:44,380
Now, listen to that.
He's threatening me.
684
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,680
Hey, Sparkles,
here's the deal.
685
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,990
If you wanna get back
to Ass-place, Assberg...
686
00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:49,920
Asgard.
687
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,160
Any contender who defeats
my champion...
688
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,160
their freedom
they shall win.
689
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,860
Fine. Then point me
in the direction
690
00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:58,660
of whoever's ass
I have to kick!
691
00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:01,230
That's what I call,
contender.
692
00:41:01,230 --> 00:41:04,030
Direction would be
this way, Lord.
693
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,300
Ah! Loki!
694
00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:11,680
(GRUNTING)
695
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,180
Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, man.
696
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,080
- (PANTING)
- Over here.
697
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,880
The pile of rocks
waving at you. Here.
698
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,450
Yeah, I'm actually a thing.
I'm a being.
699
00:41:20,450 --> 00:41:22,180
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Korg.
700
00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:23,850
I'm kind of like
the leader in here.
701
00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:25,720
I'm made of rocks,
as you can see.
702
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,320
But don't let that
intimidate you.
703
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,390
You don't need to be afraid
704
00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:30,390
unless you're made of scissors.
(CHUCKLES)
705
00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:31,790
Just a little
rock-paper-scissor
706
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,960
joke for you.
707
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,900
This is my very good friend
over here, Miek.
708
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:39,200
He's an insect
and has knives for hands.
709
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,900
You're a Kronan,
aren't you?
710
00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:43,710
- That I am.
- How'd you end up in here?
711
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,340
Ah, well, I tried to
start a revolution,
712
00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:46,810
but didn't print
enough pamphlets.
713
00:41:46,810 --> 00:41:48,180
So hardly anyone
turned up,
714
00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:51,080
except for my mum
and her boyfriend, who I hate.
715
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,410
As punishment,
I was forced
716
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:55,080
to be in here
and become a gladiator.
717
00:41:55,090 --> 00:41:56,790
Bit of a promotional
disaster, that one.
718
00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:59,490
But I'm actually organizing
another revolution.
719
00:41:59,490 --> 00:42:00,760
I don't know
if you'd be interested
720
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,860
in something like that.
721
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:03,700
Do you reckon
you'd be interested?
722
00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:07,030
How did you...
723
00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:09,930
Ah, yeah, no.
This whole thing is a circle.
724
00:42:09,930 --> 00:42:13,200
But not a real circle,
more like a freaky circle.
725
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,440
This doesn't make
any sense.
726
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,070
No, nothing makes sense
here, man.
727
00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:17,440
The only thing
that does make sense
728
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,210
is that nothing
makes sense.
729
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,810
Has anyone here fought
the Grandmaster's champion?
730
00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:23,010
Doug has.
731
00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:24,150
Doug!
732
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:25,280
Our luck, Doug's dead.
733
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,480
That's right.
734
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,080
Everyone who fights the
Grandmaster's champion perishes.
735
00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:30,950
What about you?
You're made of rocks.
736
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,820
Perishable rock. There you go.
Another one gone.
737
00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,530
Yeah, no, I just do
the smaller fights,
738
00:42:35,530 --> 00:42:37,830
warm up the crowd
and whatnot.
739
00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:39,760
Wait. You're not gonna
face him, are you?
740
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,260
Yes, I am.
741
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,200
Gonna fight him, win,
742
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,170
and get the hell out
of this place.
743
00:42:45,170 --> 00:42:47,240
That's exactly
what Doug used to say.
744
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,870
See you later, new Doug.
745
00:42:58,950 --> 00:43:01,280
Does no one remember me?
746
00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:03,860
Has no one been taught
our history?
747
00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:11,460
Look at these lies.
748
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:13,030
Goblets and garden parties?
749
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,940
Peace treaties?
750
00:43:17,570 --> 00:43:19,100
Odin...
751
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,940
proud to have it...
752
00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,310
ashamed of how he got it.
753
00:43:22,310 --> 00:43:23,510
(GRUNTING)
754
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,990
We were unstoppable.
755
00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:46,030
I was his weapon
in the conquest
756
00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:48,470
that built Asgard's empire.
757
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:54,900
One by one,
the realms became ours.
758
00:43:54,910 --> 00:43:59,210
But then, simply because
my ambition outgrew his...
759
00:43:59,210 --> 00:44:04,150
he banished me, caged me,
locked me away like an animal.
760
00:44:04,150 --> 00:44:07,120
Before that, Asgard's
warriors were honored...
761
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,820
their bodies buried as heroes
beneath this very palace.
762
00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,570
- Odin's treasures.
- Fake.
763
00:44:24,570 --> 00:44:25,900
(CLATTERS)
764
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:28,340
Most of the stuff in here
is fake.
765
00:44:29,010 --> 00:44:30,180
Or weak.
766
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,250
Smaller than I thought
it would be.
767
00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:36,950
That's not bad.
768
00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:38,580
(GASPS) But this...
769
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:41,350
The Eternal Flame.
770
00:44:42,350 --> 00:44:44,260
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
771
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,880
Want to see what true power
really looks like?
772
00:45:21,630 --> 00:45:22,930
(THUDS)
773
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,380
Fenris, my darling,
what have they done to you?
774
00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:50,020
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.
775
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,500
(GROWLING)
776
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,440
I've missed you.
777
00:46:08,310 --> 00:46:10,240
I've missed you all.
778
00:46:13,010 --> 00:46:14,180
THOR: Odin...
779
00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:17,610
I bid you take your place
in the halls of Valhalla...
780
00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:20,120
where the brave
shall live forever.
781
00:46:21,450 --> 00:46:24,120
Nor shall we mourn
but rejoice...
782
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,420
for those that have died...
783
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:26,860
THOR AND LOKI:
...the glorious death.
784
00:46:34,730 --> 00:46:36,400
Hurts, doesn't it?
785
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,400
Being lied to.
786
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,770
Being told you're one thing
787
00:46:39,770 --> 00:46:41,970
and then learning
it's all a fiction.
788
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,780
You didn't think I'd really
come and see you, did you?
789
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:50,580
This place is disgusting.
790
00:46:51,650 --> 00:46:53,180
(ROCK CLATTERS)
791
00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:55,220
Does this mean
you don't want my help?
792
00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:57,350
Look, I couldn't jeopardize my
position with the Grandmaster.
793
00:46:57,350 --> 00:46:59,120
It took me time
to win his trust.
794
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,460
He's a lunatic,
but he can be amenable.
795
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:02,190
What I'm telling you is,
796
00:47:02,190 --> 00:47:03,790
you could join me
at the Grandmaster's side.
797
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,290
Perhaps, in time,
798
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:08,500
an accident befalls
the Grandmaster, and then...
799
00:47:09,170 --> 00:47:11,040
(MOUTHING WORDS)
800
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:14,540
(ROCK CLATTERS)
801
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,210
You're not seriously thinking
of going back, are you?
802
00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:22,410
Our sister destroyed
your hammer
803
00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:24,610
like a piece of glass.
804
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:26,580
She's stronger than both of us.
She's stronger than you.
805
00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:28,250
You don't stand a chance.
806
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:30,390
Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?
807
00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:33,430
(SCOFFS)
808
00:47:34,730 --> 00:47:35,730
Fine.
809
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:41,170
I guess I'll just
have to go it alone.
810
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,100
Like I've always done.
811
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,340
Would you say something?
812
00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:51,510
Say something!
813
00:47:52,610 --> 00:47:55,280
What would you
like me to say?
814
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,580
You faked your own death...
815
00:47:57,580 --> 00:48:00,320
you stole the throne,
stripped Odin of his power...
816
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,120
stranded him on Earth to die,
817
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,150
releasing
the Goddess of Death.
818
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,520
Have I said enough or would
you like me to go back
819
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,460
further than the past
two days?
820
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,590
You know,
I haven't seen this
821
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,760
beloved champion
he talks of...
822
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,530
but I've heard
he is astonishingly savage.
823
00:48:15,530 --> 00:48:18,270
I've placed a large wager
against you tomorrow.
824
00:48:19,470 --> 00:48:20,570
Don't let me down.
825
00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:23,710
(GLASS SHATTERS)
826
00:48:24,540 --> 00:48:26,140
KORG: Piss off, ghost!
827
00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:30,180
He's freaking gone.
828
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,360
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
829
00:48:38,490 --> 00:48:39,690
KORG: Oh, yuck!
830
00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:41,790
There's still someone's hair
and blood all over this.
831
00:48:41,790 --> 00:48:43,430
Guys, can you clean up
the weapons
832
00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:44,660
once you finish your fight?
833
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,660
Disgusting slobs.
834
00:48:47,130 --> 00:48:48,660
Oh, Thor...
835
00:48:48,670 --> 00:48:50,670
wanna use
a big wooden fork?
836
00:48:51,170 --> 00:48:52,300
No.
837
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:53,570
Yeah, not really useful.
838
00:48:53,570 --> 00:48:55,440
Unless you're fighting off
three vampires
839
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,710
that were huddled together.
840
00:48:57,710 --> 00:48:59,740
I really wish
I had my hammer.
841
00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:00,610
Hammer?
842
00:49:00,610 --> 00:49:02,640
Quite unique.
It was made from this
843
00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:05,310
special metal from the heart
of a dying star.
844
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,720
And when I spun it really,
really fast,
845
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,280
it gave me the ability to fly.
846
00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,520
You rode a hammer?
847
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,290
No, I didn't
ride the hammer.
848
00:49:11,290 --> 00:49:12,660
The hammer rode you
on your back?
849
00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:14,560
No. I used to spin it
really fast,
850
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,290
and it would pull me
off the...
851
00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:18,430
Oh, my God.
A hammer pulled you off?
852
00:49:18,430 --> 00:49:20,300
The ground. It would
pull me off the ground,
853
00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:22,330
up into the air,
and I would fly.
854
00:49:22,330 --> 00:49:23,430
Every time I threw it,
855
00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:25,470
it would always
come back to me.
856
00:49:25,470 --> 00:49:26,740
Sounds like you had
a pretty special
857
00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:28,340
and intimate relationship
with this hammer...
858
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:29,270
and that losing it
859
00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:32,370
was almost comparable
to losing a loved one.
860
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,550
That's a nice way
of putting it.
861
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,550
I said they're mine.
862
00:49:38,820 --> 00:49:40,950
See her, that's the one
that put me in here.
863
00:49:40,950 --> 00:49:43,420
Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142.
864
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:45,590
Gotta watch out
for those Asgardians, man.
865
00:49:45,590 --> 00:49:47,460
They are hard to perish.
866
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:48,830
Asgardian?
867
00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:52,530
Hey.
868
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,730
Hey.
869
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:57,270
Do not zap me with that thing.
I just wanna talk.
870
00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,400
Asgard is in danger.
871
00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:06,440
My God, you're a Valkyrie.
872
00:50:07,810 --> 00:50:09,710
I used to wanna be a Valkyrie
when I was younger...
873
00:50:09,710 --> 00:50:12,310
until I found out that
you were all women.
874
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,380
There's nothing wrong
with women, of course.
875
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:14,580
I love women.
876
00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:16,350
Sometimes a little
too much.
877
00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:17,490
Not in a creepy way,
878
00:50:17,490 --> 00:50:19,490
just more of a
respectful appreciation.
879
00:50:19,490 --> 00:50:20,760
I think it's great
that there is
880
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,990
an elite force
of women warriors.
881
00:50:23,990 --> 00:50:25,600
It's about time.
882
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,230
Are you done?
883
00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:29,370
WARDEN: Lord of Thunder,
you're up.
884
00:50:29,370 --> 00:50:30,500
Please, help me.
I need your help.
885
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,500
Bye.
886
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,900
Fine, then you must be
a traitor or a coward.
887
00:50:33,910 --> 00:50:36,940
Because the Valkyrie is sworn
to protect the throne.
888
00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:40,510
Listen closely, your majesty.
This is Sakaar, not Asgard.
889
00:50:40,510 --> 00:50:42,380
And I'm a Scrapper,
not a Valkyrie.
890
00:50:43,650 --> 00:50:45,620
- (DEVICE BEEPS)
- (GROANING)
891
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,680
Bring him in for processing.
892
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,590
And no one escapes this place.
So you're gonna die anyway.
893
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:05,300
BARBER: Now, don't you move.
894
00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,940
My hands ain't as steady
as they used to be.
895
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:11,270
By Odin's beard,
you shall not cut my hair...
896
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,610
lest you feel the wrath
of the mighty Thor.
897
00:51:15,850 --> 00:51:17,950
(WHIRRING)
898
00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:20,620
Please. Please, kind sir,
do not cut my hair.
899
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:21,750
(BARBER LAUGHS)
900
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,390
Please! No!
901
00:51:23,390 --> 00:51:24,490
No!
902
00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:32,560
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
903
00:51:36,670 --> 00:51:39,530
Wow! Look at
all of you. (LAUGHS)
904
00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:41,070
What a show! What a night!
905
00:51:41,070 --> 00:51:42,270
Who's having fun?
906
00:51:43,410 --> 00:51:45,510
Please, I'm your host.
907
00:51:45,510 --> 00:51:46,710
Big round of applause
908
00:51:46,710 --> 00:51:48,810
for all of our
undercard competitors...
909
00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:51,780
who today died so gruesomely.
910
00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:53,080
Good sports.
911
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,780
What a show! What a night!
912
00:51:55,790 --> 00:51:59,320
This is what you've come for,
and so have I.
913
00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:08,000
And now,
without further ado...
914
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,670
it's main event time.
915
00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:12,370
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
916
00:52:12,370 --> 00:52:13,970
Making his first appearance,
917
00:52:13,970 --> 00:52:15,770
though he looks
quite promising...
918
00:52:15,770 --> 00:52:18,110
got a couple of tricks
up his sleeve.
919
00:52:18,110 --> 00:52:20,940
I'll say no more,
see what you think.
920
00:52:20,950 --> 00:52:22,410
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you...
921
00:52:23,550 --> 00:52:25,720
Lord of Thunder.
922
00:52:26,850 --> 00:52:28,890
(AUDIENCE BOOING AND SHOUTING)
923
00:52:48,970 --> 00:52:51,870
Watch out for his fingers.
They make sparks.
924
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,210
Okay, this is it.
925
00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:56,680
Let's get ready to welcome
this guy. Here he comes.
926
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,880
- (FIREWORKS BURSTING)
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
927
00:52:59,950 --> 00:53:01,690
(RUMBLING)
928
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,620
GRANDMASTER: He is a creature.
929
00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:08,520
What can we say about him?
930
00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:10,560
Well, he's unique.
There's none like him.
931
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,370
I feel a special connection
with him.
932
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,000
He's undefeated.
933
00:53:17,670 --> 00:53:19,000
He's the reigning.
934
00:53:21,510 --> 00:53:23,970
He's the defending.
935
00:53:23,970 --> 00:53:25,410
Ladies and gentlemen...
936
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:26,440
I give you...
937
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,850
Uh-oh.
938
00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:35,020
...your Incredible...
939
00:53:36,850 --> 00:53:38,820
(ROARING)
940
00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:40,590
Hulk!
941
00:53:41,190 --> 00:53:42,720
Yes!
942
00:53:42,730 --> 00:53:44,130
(CHEERING DIES DOWN)
943
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,060
I have to get off
this planet.
944
00:53:49,070 --> 00:53:51,170
Hey, hey, hey.
Where you going?
945
00:53:51,170 --> 00:53:53,540
- (YELLING)
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
946
00:53:56,670 --> 00:53:58,640
(AUDIENCE CHANTING)
947
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,480
Hey!
948
00:54:01,050 --> 00:54:02,810
We know each other.
949
00:54:02,810 --> 00:54:04,820
He's a friend from work.
950
00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:07,450
(LOKI CLEARS THROAT)
951
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,620
Where have you been?
952
00:54:15,630 --> 00:54:17,860
Everybody thought
you were dead.
953
00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,870
But so much has happened
since I last saw you.
954
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:22,160
I lost my hammer.
955
00:54:22,170 --> 00:54:25,530
Like, yesterday,
so that's still pretty fresh.
956
00:54:25,540 --> 00:54:27,940
Loki. Loki's alive.
Can you believe it?
957
00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:29,140
He's up there.
958
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,180
Loki! Look who it is!
959
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,740
Banner, I never thought
I would say this...
960
00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:38,080
but I'm happy to see you.
961
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,680
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
962
00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:47,490
THOR: Banner.
963
00:54:48,630 --> 00:54:50,260
Hey, Banner!
964
00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:52,860
No Banner. Only Hulk.
965
00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:54,600
What are you doing?
966
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,000
- It's me. It's Thor!
- (GROWLS)
967
00:54:56,830 --> 00:54:58,640
(YELLING)
968
00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:10,480
(ROARS)
969
00:55:16,150 --> 00:55:17,720
Banner, we're friends.
970
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,280
This is crazy.
I don't want to hurt you!
971
00:55:26,630 --> 00:55:28,670
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- Here we go.
972
00:55:29,770 --> 00:55:30,840
(HULK GRUNTS)
973
00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:48,650
What?
974
00:55:51,690 --> 00:55:53,020
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
975
00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:00,630
Hey, big guy.
976
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:04,540
The sun's getting
real low.
977
00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:06,870
(GRUNTING)
978
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,610
(SHUSHING)
979
00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:18,020
That's it.
The sun's going down.
980
00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:22,920
I won't hurt you anymore.
981
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,560
No one will.
982
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,660
(YELPS)
983
00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:30,530
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
984
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,200
(ROARING)
985
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,800
Yes! That's how it feels!
986
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,900
(LOKI CHUCKLES)
987
00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:42,040
I'm just a huge fan
of the sport.
988
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,910
(LAUGHING)
989
00:56:43,910 --> 00:56:45,080
(AUDIENCE CHANTING)
990
00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:46,710
(ROARS)
991
00:56:49,350 --> 00:56:51,880
All right. Screw it.
992
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,550
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
993
00:56:57,850 --> 00:56:58,960
AUDIENCE: Oh!
994
00:57:01,930 --> 00:57:03,390
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
995
00:57:03,390 --> 00:57:04,760
I know you're
in there, Banner.
996
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:05,830
I'll get you out!
997
00:57:07,870 --> 00:57:09,230
(AUDIENCE CLAMORING)
998
00:57:09,970 --> 00:57:11,200
(ROARS)
999
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,140
What's the matter with you?
You're embarrassing me!
1000
00:57:17,140 --> 00:57:18,310
I told them we were friends!
1001
00:57:27,220 --> 00:57:28,690
(THOR YELLING)
1002
00:57:35,730 --> 00:57:36,730
(YELLS)
1003
00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:39,030
(CLAMORING STOPS)
1004
00:57:40,330 --> 00:57:42,230
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1005
00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:49,710
- (THOR GRUNTS)
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1006
00:57:57,350 --> 00:57:58,720
(LAUGHS)
1007
00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:01,250
(THOR GRUNTING)
1008
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,060
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1009
00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:14,370
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
1010
00:58:15,430 --> 00:58:17,000
(GROANING)
1011
00:58:18,470 --> 00:58:20,040
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
1012
00:58:24,410 --> 00:58:26,310
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
1013
00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:32,150
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1014
00:58:50,470 --> 00:58:52,740
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
1015
00:58:54,370 --> 00:58:59,340
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
1016
00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:00,880
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
1017
00:59:09,190 --> 00:59:10,190
(DEVICE BEEPS)
1018
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,460
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
1019
00:59:22,470 --> 00:59:23,470
(ROARING)
1020
00:59:29,510 --> 00:59:30,940
(SIGHS)
1021
00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:33,780
Another day, another Doug.
1022
00:59:33,780 --> 00:59:34,850
(ROARS)
1023
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,420
(THUDDING)
1024
00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,990
HELA: What is that noise?
1025
00:59:44,990 --> 00:59:47,920
The common folk aren't
exactly falling in line.
1026
00:59:47,930 --> 00:59:51,760
There's a resistance trying to
knock down the front gates.
1027
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,230
(CREATURES GROWLING)
1028
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,230
Tell me about yourself,
Skurge.
1029
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,000
Well, me dad was a stonemason.
Me mum was...
1030
01:00:02,010 --> 01:00:04,010
Right, yeah,
I'll just stop you there.
1031
01:00:04,010 --> 01:00:06,040
What I meant was...
1032
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,750
what's your ambition?
1033
01:00:08,850 --> 01:00:12,180
I just want a chance
to prove myself.
1034
01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:14,080
Recognition.
1035
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,520
When I was young...
1036
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:19,350
every great king
had an executioner.
1037
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,520
Not just to execute people...
1038
01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:24,200
but also to execute
their vision.
1039
01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:28,200
But mainly
to execute people.
1040
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,200
Still, it was a great honor.
1041
01:00:32,070 --> 01:00:34,910
I was Odin's executioner.
1042
01:00:38,140 --> 01:00:40,180
And you shall be
my executioner.
1043
01:00:45,550 --> 01:00:47,550
Let's begin our conquest.
1044
01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:51,820
(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING)
1045
01:00:59,060 --> 01:01:00,570
Skurge, where's the sword?
1046
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:10,170
That sword is the key
to opening the Bifrost.
1047
01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:11,640
Those people you mentioned,
1048
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,840
the ones who aren't
falling into line...
1049
01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:15,550
round them up.
1050
01:01:20,150 --> 01:01:21,490
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1051
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,550
(PANTING)
1052
01:01:24,590 --> 01:01:25,890
(SNARLS)
1053
01:01:39,170 --> 01:01:40,170
Excuse me.
1054
01:01:43,340 --> 01:01:44,440
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1055
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,520
Sorry about that.
1056
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,920
These bloody things
are everywhere.
1057
01:01:57,090 --> 01:01:58,160
Come on.
1058
01:02:24,650 --> 01:02:26,520
(RUMBLING)
1059
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,660
You'll be safe here.
1060
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:56,510
- (YELLS)
- (ALL GASP)
1061
01:02:56,510 --> 01:02:58,080
(GROANING)
1062
01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:05,990
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1063
01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:38,090
(WATER SPLASHES)
1064
01:03:44,330 --> 01:03:45,530
Are we cool?
1065
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:46,660
(GROWLS SOFTLY)
1066
01:03:49,070 --> 01:03:50,600
It's Hulk in a hot tub.
1067
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,500
So how long
have you been like that?
1068
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,070
Like what?
1069
01:03:56,070 --> 01:03:59,210
Like this. Big, and
green, and stupid.
1070
01:04:00,310 --> 01:04:02,450
Hulk always Hulk.
1071
01:04:07,150 --> 01:04:08,490
How'd you get here?
1072
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:10,350
Winning.
1073
01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:12,250
You mean cheating, huh?
1074
01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:14,660
Were they wearing one
of these when you won?
1075
01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:16,360
How'd you arrive here?
1076
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:17,700
(IMITATING WHOOSHING)
1077
01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:20,230
Quinjet.
1078
01:04:20,230 --> 01:04:22,700
Yes. Now,
where is the Quinjet now?
1079
01:04:27,470 --> 01:04:29,600
That's naked.
1080
01:04:29,610 --> 01:04:32,480
- He's very naked. Hmm.
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1081
01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:37,320
It's in my brain now.
1082
01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:39,220
Quinjet.
1083
01:04:49,590 --> 01:04:51,230
Yes!
1084
01:04:51,230 --> 01:04:52,760
I'm getting us out of here.
1085
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,430
This is a terrible,
awful place.
1086
01:04:55,430 --> 01:04:59,330
You're gonna love Asgard.
It's big. It's golden. Shiny.
1087
01:04:59,340 --> 01:05:00,770
Hulk stay.
1088
01:05:00,770 --> 01:05:04,870
No, no, no. My people need
me to get back to Asgard.
1089
01:05:04,870 --> 01:05:06,840
We must prevent Ragnarok.
1090
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,310
Ragnarok?
1091
01:05:08,310 --> 01:05:10,350
The prophesied death
of my home world.
1092
01:05:10,350 --> 01:05:11,680
The end of days,
it's the end of...
1093
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,650
(YAWNING)
1094
01:05:13,650 --> 01:05:16,120
If you help me
get back to Asgard...
1095
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,390
I can help you
get back to Earth. Huh?
1096
01:05:18,390 --> 01:05:19,520
Earth hate Hulk.
1097
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,320
Earth loves Hulk.
They love you.
1098
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,620
You're one of the Avengers.
1099
01:05:22,630 --> 01:05:24,630
One of the team,
one of our friends.
1100
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:26,560
This is what friends do.
They support each other.
1101
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,830
You're Banner's friend.
1102
01:05:27,830 --> 01:05:30,330
I'm not Banner's friend.
I prefer you.
1103
01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:31,470
Banner's friend.
1104
01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:32,470
- I don't even like Banner.
- (SPITS)
1105
01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:35,740
"I'm into numbers
and science and stuff."
1106
01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:37,640
Thor go. Hulk stay.
1107
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:38,640
Fine.
1108
01:05:39,410 --> 01:05:40,410
Stay here.
1109
01:05:41,810 --> 01:05:43,710
Stupid place.
It's hideous, by the way.
1110
01:05:43,710 --> 01:05:47,280
The red, the white. Just pick a color.
Ridiculous.
1111
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,450
Smash you.
1112
01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:51,820
You didn't smash anything.
I won that fight.
1113
01:05:51,820 --> 01:05:54,260
- I smashed you.
- Yeah, sure, sure.
1114
01:05:54,260 --> 01:05:56,190
- Baby arms.
- What?
1115
01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:57,390
Baby.
1116
01:05:57,390 --> 01:05:59,160
Moron! You big child.
1117
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:00,290
Thor go!
1118
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,230
- I am going.
- (ALARM BEEPS)
1119
01:06:02,230 --> 01:06:04,340
- (GROANING)
- (LAUGHING)
1120
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,570
Thor go again.
1121
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,370
(HULK LAUGHS)
1122
01:06:12,310 --> 01:06:13,540
Thor home.
1123
01:06:23,690 --> 01:06:25,490
Hulk trains.
1124
01:06:25,490 --> 01:06:27,690
That's great.
Have fun.
1125
01:06:27,690 --> 01:06:29,520
- Hey, big guy.
- Angry girl.
1126
01:06:29,530 --> 01:06:30,890
What have you
been up to?
1127
01:06:30,890 --> 01:06:31,960
HULK: Winning.
1128
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:33,500
(VALKYRIE LAUGHS)
1129
01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,240
(THOR SIGHS)
1130
01:06:42,310 --> 01:06:45,480
Heimdall, I know
you can see me.
1131
01:06:46,740 --> 01:06:48,750
I need you to help me.
1132
01:06:50,850 --> 01:06:52,320
Help me see.
1133
01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:04,860
I see you,
but you're far away.
1134
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,330
What's going on here?
1135
01:07:07,330 --> 01:07:08,770
Come see for yourself.
1136
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,870
I'm providing refuge
in a stronghold
1137
01:07:12,870 --> 01:07:14,030
built by our ancestors.
1138
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:17,840
But if the garrison falls,
our only escape is Bifrost.
1139
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,940
You're talking
about evacuating Asgard?
1140
01:07:19,940 --> 01:07:21,250
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1141
01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:25,650
We won't last long
if we stay.
1142
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,950
She draws her power
from Asgard
1143
01:07:26,950 --> 01:07:28,520
and grows stronger
every day.
1144
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:29,620
Come on.
1145
01:07:33,590 --> 01:07:35,320
Hela is ravenous.
1146
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,390
If I let her leave,
1147
01:07:36,390 --> 01:07:38,530
she'll consume Nine Realms
and all the cosmos.
1148
01:07:38,530 --> 01:07:39,460
We need you.
1149
01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:40,790
I'm working on it.
But I don't even know
1150
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,130
where the hell I am.
1151
01:07:42,130 --> 01:07:44,570
You're on a planet surrounded by doorways.
Go through one.
1152
01:07:44,570 --> 01:07:46,500
- Which one?
- The big one.
1153
01:07:47,470 --> 01:07:48,670
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1154
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,680
(GASPING)
1155
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:06,820
(GROANS)
1156
01:08:08,030 --> 01:08:09,230
(GRUNTS)
1157
01:08:15,630 --> 01:08:17,000
Thor sad.
1158
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,370
Shut up.
1159
01:08:20,570 --> 01:08:22,310
Thor sad.
1160
01:08:23,340 --> 01:08:25,510
I'm not sad, you idiot.
1161
01:08:25,510 --> 01:08:27,440
- I'm pissed off!
- Oh.
1162
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:31,910
Angry. I lost my father.
1163
01:08:31,910 --> 01:08:34,480
- I lost my hammer.
- (SCOFFS)
1164
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,050
- You're not even listening.
- Whining and crying.
1165
01:08:36,050 --> 01:08:37,720
Cry like baby.
1166
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,390
Don't kick stuff.
1167
01:08:40,620 --> 01:08:42,890
You're being
a really bad friend.
1168
01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:44,390
You bad friend!
1169
01:08:44,390 --> 01:08:45,690
- You know what we call you?
- No.
1170
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:47,660
We call you
the stupid Avenger.
1171
01:08:47,660 --> 01:08:49,800
You're tiny Avenger!
(GRUNTS)
1172
01:08:52,370 --> 01:08:53,540
What, are you crazy?
1173
01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:54,670
Yes.
1174
01:08:54,670 --> 01:08:57,580
You know what?
Earth does hate you.
1175
01:09:00,910 --> 01:09:02,010
(WEAPON THUDS)
1176
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,490
(GRUNTS)
1177
01:09:10,790 --> 01:09:12,020
(SIGHS)
1178
01:09:17,830 --> 01:09:19,800
No. Mmm-mmm.
1179
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,730
I'm sorry
I said those things.
1180
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:27,000
You're not
the stupid Avenger.
1181
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,440
Nobody calls you
the stupid Avenger.
1182
01:09:29,910 --> 01:09:31,610
It's okay.
1183
01:09:31,610 --> 01:09:32,670
You just can't go around
throwing shields
1184
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,080
at people.
Could have killed me.
1185
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,510
I know. I'm sorry.
1186
01:09:35,510 --> 01:09:36,980
I just get so angry
all the time.
1187
01:09:36,980 --> 01:09:39,410
Hulk always,
always angry.
1188
01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:42,080
I know. We're the same,
you and I.
1189
01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:43,880
We're just a couple of
hot-headed fools.
1190
01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:47,860
Yeah, same. Hulk like fire,
Thor like water.
1191
01:09:48,790 --> 01:09:50,690
We're kind of both
like fire.
1192
01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:52,700
But Hulk like real fire.
1193
01:09:53,730 --> 01:09:56,130
Hulk like raging fire.
1194
01:09:56,130 --> 01:09:58,600
Thor like smoldering fire.
1195
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,930
(CHUCKLES)
1196
01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:02,870
Hulk, I need you
to do something for me.
1197
01:10:02,870 --> 01:10:03,870
Hmm?
1198
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,480
(CHUCKLING)
1199
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,880
Angry girl.
1200
01:10:11,850 --> 01:10:13,380
(LAUGHS)
1201
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:15,920
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1202
01:10:18,150 --> 01:10:20,560
What's going on?
What are you...
1203
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,600
(HULK GROANS)
1204
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,600
You're so thick-headed
that you can't tell...
1205
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:32,930
when someone's hiding
all the way across
1206
01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:34,600
the universe and wants
to be left alone.
1207
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,110
- We need to talk.
- No, you wanna talk to me.
1208
01:10:37,910 --> 01:10:39,070
I need her to stay.
1209
01:10:39,070 --> 01:10:40,080
Stay?
1210
01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:41,880
Block.
1211
01:10:43,450 --> 01:10:44,480
Stay.
1212
01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:47,050
- Please.
- Please.
1213
01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:50,820
All right.
1214
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,490
- Here's the deal.
- (BALL BOUNCING)
1215
01:10:55,490 --> 01:10:57,060
I'll listen to you...
1216
01:10:57,830 --> 01:10:59,130
till this is empty.
1217
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:03,030
Asgard is in danger
and people are dying.
1218
01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:04,750
We need to get back there.
I need your help.
1219
01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:06,730
Wow.
1220
01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:08,670
- Finished. Bye.
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
1221
01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:11,680
Odin is dead.
1222
01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:18,010
Hela, the Goddess of Death,
has invaded Asgard.
1223
01:11:18,010 --> 01:11:20,810
If Hela's back,
then Asgard's already lost.
1224
01:11:20,820 --> 01:11:22,420
I'm going to stop her.
1225
01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:24,220
- Alone?
- Nope.
1226
01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:25,850
I'm putting together a team.
1227
01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:28,960
It's me, you,
and the big guy.
1228
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,260
No. No team.
Only Hulk.
1229
01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:33,130
It's me and you.
1230
01:11:33,130 --> 01:11:34,560
I think it's only you.
1231
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,870
Wait. Just listen.
The Valkyrie are legend.
1232
01:11:36,870 --> 01:11:40,030
Elite warriors of Asgard
sworn to defend the throne.
1233
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,000
I'm not getting dragged into
1234
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,900
another one of Odin's
family squabbles.
1235
01:11:42,910 --> 01:11:44,840
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Your sister.
1236
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,910
Her power comes from Asgard,
same as yours.
1237
01:11:46,910 --> 01:11:48,140
When it grew
beyond Odin's control
1238
01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:49,640
she massacred everyone
in the palace...
1239
01:11:49,650 --> 01:11:51,580
and tried to seize the throne.
1240
01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:53,280
When she tried
to escape her banishment...
1241
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,790
he sent the Valkyrie in
to fight her back.
1242
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,020
I only survived because...
1243
01:12:00,690 --> 01:12:02,090
Look, I already faced her once
1244
01:12:02,090 --> 01:12:04,130
back when I believed
in the throne...
1245
01:12:04,130 --> 01:12:05,830
and it cost me everything.
1246
01:12:05,830 --> 01:12:07,760
That's what's wrong
with Asgard.
1247
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,930
The throne, the secrets,
the whole golden sham.
1248
01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:11,170
I agree.
1249
01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:14,000
Don't get familiar.
1250
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,640
(SIGHS) I agree.
1251
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,170
That's why I turned down
the throne.
1252
01:12:17,170 --> 01:12:19,110
But this isn't
about the crown.
1253
01:12:19,110 --> 01:12:20,610
This is about the people.
1254
01:12:20,610 --> 01:12:22,740
They're dying
and they're your people, too.
1255
01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:23,950
Forget it.
1256
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:26,610
I have.
1257
01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:27,920
- Okay.
- Okay.
1258
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,020
- Good. Great.
- Great.
1259
01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:30,290
Thank you.
1260
01:12:30,290 --> 01:12:32,020
- For what?
- For this.
1261
01:12:33,790 --> 01:12:35,820
(CHUCKLES) Didn't see that,
did you?
1262
01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:37,090
(SIGHS)
1263
01:12:37,090 --> 01:12:39,160
- (DEVICE POWERS DOWN)
- There... That's better.
1264
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,900
You know, go ahead.
1265
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:47,630
Stay here and enslave people
for that lunatic.
1266
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,070
Keep drinking, keep hiding.
1267
01:12:49,070 --> 01:12:50,240
But me...
1268
01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:54,140
I choose to run
toward my problems
1269
01:12:54,140 --> 01:12:55,610
and not away from them.
1270
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:57,880
Because that's what...
1271
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,020
Because that's what
heroes do.
1272
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:14,770
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING)
1273
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,940
Friend stay!
1274
01:13:29,950 --> 01:13:31,220
Yes!
1275
01:13:36,220 --> 01:13:37,220
(GRUNTS)
1276
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:46,800
All right.
1277
01:13:48,330 --> 01:13:50,030
(BEEPING)
1278
01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:51,840
Come on.
1279
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,870
COMPUTER: Welcome.
Voice activation required.
1280
01:13:56,870 --> 01:13:58,340
- Thor.
- (BEEPS)
1281
01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:00,110
Access denied.
1282
01:14:00,110 --> 01:14:02,740
Uh... Thor, son of Odin.
1283
01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:03,950
- (BEEPS)
- Access denied.
1284
01:14:03,950 --> 01:14:05,110
God of Thunder.
1285
01:14:05,110 --> 01:14:06,650
- (BEEPS)
- Access denied.
1286
01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:07,880
Strongest Avenger.
1287
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,280
- (BEEPS)
- Access denied.
1288
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,050
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Strongest Avenger.
1289
01:14:11,050 --> 01:14:12,750
- (BEEPS)
- Access denied.
1290
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:14,860
(SIGHS) Damn you, Stark.
1291
01:14:15,190 --> 01:14:16,420
Point Break.
1292
01:14:16,430 --> 01:14:18,860
- Welcome, Point Break.
- (CHUCKLES)
1293
01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:20,260
- (POWERING UP)
- (LAUGHS)
1294
01:14:20,260 --> 01:14:22,360
- (RUMBLING)
- Friend stay!
1295
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,730
No, no, no! Stop!
1296
01:14:24,730 --> 01:14:26,670
- Stay!
- (QUINJET POWERS DOWN)
1297
01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:28,100
Stop!
Stop breaking everything!
1298
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,710
Don't go!
1299
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:34,110
Nice work, big guy.
1300
01:14:34,110 --> 01:14:35,880
We don't know
where Ultron's headed,
1301
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,010
but you're going very high,
very fast.
1302
01:14:38,010 --> 01:14:40,350
So, I need you to turn
this bird around, okay?
1303
01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,120
We can't track you
in stealth mode...
1304
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:44,890
so I need you
to help me out. Okay?
1305
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,660
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
1306
01:14:48,430 --> 01:14:50,190
(DISTORTED)
I need you to...
1307
01:14:50,190 --> 01:14:52,100
(GRUNTING)
1308
01:14:55,330 --> 01:14:56,700
(ROARS)
1309
01:14:58,130 --> 01:15:00,040
(GRUNTING)
1310
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,850
No! No, Banner!
1311
01:15:14,780 --> 01:15:15,980
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
1312
01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:17,250
Oh, jeez.
1313
01:15:18,190 --> 01:15:19,760
Banner.
1314
01:15:20,860 --> 01:15:22,420
- Hey, hey, hey.
- (GROANING)
1315
01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:24,160
- You all right, Banner?
- (GASPS)
1316
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,260
- (GASPING)
- (SHUSHING)
1317
01:15:26,430 --> 01:15:28,860
Sun's going down.
Sun's going down.
1318
01:15:28,860 --> 01:15:30,800
That's it, breathe.
1319
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,370
(EXHALES) I won't hurt you.
1320
01:15:33,370 --> 01:15:34,770
- Sun's going down.
- (GROANS)
1321
01:15:34,770 --> 01:15:36,110
- Thor.
- Yeah.
1322
01:15:36,970 --> 01:15:38,410
What happened to your hair?
1323
01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:40,010
Some creepy old man
cut it off.
1324
01:15:40,010 --> 01:15:41,510
- It looks good.
- Oh, thanks.
1325
01:15:41,510 --> 01:15:44,250
Where are we?
Oh, how's Nat?
1326
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:47,250
- Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure.
- Is she okay?
1327
01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:49,180
- And what about Sokovia?
- Sokovia?
1328
01:15:49,190 --> 01:15:50,920
The city, Sokovia.
Did we save it?
1329
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:52,190
- Banner, listen.
- What?
1330
01:15:52,190 --> 01:15:54,320
Sokovia. Ultron.
That was two years ago.
1331
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,060
- What are you saying?
- Well...
1332
01:15:56,060 --> 01:15:57,990
What?
1333
01:15:57,990 --> 01:15:59,790
I've been Hulk
for two years?
1334
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,200
I'm afraid so.
1335
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,170
(CLATTERS)
1336
01:16:07,170 --> 01:16:08,340
What the hell happened?
1337
01:16:11,870 --> 01:16:13,510
Banner, there's something
you should know.
1338
01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:15,910
(BEEPING)
1339
01:16:15,910 --> 01:16:17,110
COMPUTER:
Voice activation required.
1340
01:16:17,110 --> 01:16:18,250
Banner.
1341
01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:19,880
Welcome, strongest Avenger.
1342
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,050
Uh, what?
1343
01:16:21,050 --> 01:16:22,090
Ship's log.
1344
01:16:22,990 --> 01:16:24,220
(CLATTERING)
1345
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:26,920
(GRUNTING)
1346
01:16:31,930 --> 01:16:33,460
(ALARM BLARING)
1347
01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:35,260
Thor, where are we?
1348
01:16:35,270 --> 01:16:36,330
Yeah, about that.
1349
01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:37,460
GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Sakaar, hear ye.
1350
01:16:37,470 --> 01:16:39,870
Attention please.
I have some bad news.
1351
01:16:39,870 --> 01:16:42,840
My beloved exalted champion
has turned up missing.
1352
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,140
Take to the streets.
Celebrate my champion.
1353
01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:46,310
Who's that?
1354
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,840
He kind of runs the place.
1355
01:16:48,850 --> 01:16:50,240
You actually lived
at his house for awhile.
1356
01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:51,550
- I did?
- Yeah.
1357
01:16:51,550 --> 01:16:54,120
Quite a lot's happened. You
and I had a fight recently.
1358
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:56,150
- Did I win?
- No, I won. Easily.
1359
01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:57,220
Doesn't sound right.
1360
01:16:57,220 --> 01:16:58,320
Well, it's true.
1361
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:00,420
It seems that that
criminally seductive
1362
01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:03,190
Lord of Thunder
has stolen him away.
1363
01:17:03,190 --> 01:17:05,800
Seductive God of Thunder.
We need to move.
1364
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:07,390
Oh, no.
1365
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,300
(GRANDMASTER CONTINUES
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1366
01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:10,530
This is bad.
1367
01:17:10,530 --> 01:17:12,770
This is really, really bad.
1368
01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:19,370
Thor, I think
I'm freaking out.
1369
01:17:19,370 --> 01:17:20,370
No, no, no.
1370
01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:22,610
Don't freak out. You're okay.
Put these on.
1371
01:17:22,610 --> 01:17:23,980
These are Tony's clothes.
1372
01:17:23,980 --> 01:17:25,250
- I know, come on.
- Is he here?
1373
01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:27,380
No, he's not here. But listen.
Just stay calm, okay?
1374
01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:29,520
The sun's going down.
The sun's getting really low.
1375
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,820
Sun's going down.
1376
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,260
GRANDMASTER: I'm upset!
1377
01:17:43,270 --> 01:17:45,300
I'm very upset.
1378
01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:47,500
You know what I like about being upset?
The blame.
1379
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,870
Right now, that's
the mindset that I'm in.
1380
01:17:49,870 --> 01:17:51,140
And you know
who I'm blaming?
1381
01:17:51,140 --> 01:17:52,640
- Grandmaster, I can...
- Hey!
1382
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:54,010
Don't interrupt me!
1383
01:17:54,010 --> 01:17:55,640
Here you go.
1384
01:17:55,650 --> 01:17:57,310
Why are you handing me
the melt stick?
1385
01:17:57,310 --> 01:17:59,310
He was interrupting.
1386
01:17:59,310 --> 01:18:01,250
That's not
a capital violation.
1387
01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:03,050
Where was I?
1388
01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:05,550
My precious champion
has come up missing...
1389
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:07,590
and it's all because
of that Lord of Thunder.
1390
01:18:07,590 --> 01:18:10,160
It's all because of him.
Your brother.
1391
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:13,230
Whatever the story is.
Adopted, or complicated.
1392
01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:14,360
I'm sure
there's a big history.
1393
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,500
And your contender...
1394
01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:17,460
LOKI: My dear friend...
1395
01:18:17,470 --> 01:18:19,430
if you were to give me
12 hours,
1396
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:21,040
I could bring them both
back to you. Alive.
1397
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,440
I could do it in two.
1398
01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:24,540
I could do it in one.
1399
01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:25,910
Let's stop there.
1400
01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:27,610
You know what?
I woke up this morning
1401
01:18:27,610 --> 01:18:30,410
thinking about
a public execution.
1402
01:18:30,410 --> 01:18:31,650
But for now, I'll settle
for this sweet little...
1403
01:18:31,650 --> 01:18:34,480
(EXCLAIMS)
"Who's gonna get him first?"
1404
01:18:35,690 --> 01:18:38,160
So, you're on the clock.
1405
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,250
What have you done?
1406
01:18:41,260 --> 01:18:42,620
I don't answer
to you, lackey.
1407
01:18:42,620 --> 01:18:43,490
It's Loki.
1408
01:18:43,490 --> 01:18:45,430
And you will answer
to the Grandmaster.
1409
01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:48,500
- (GRUNTS)
- Hmm.
1410
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,560
Why would you help my brother
escape with that green fool?
1411
01:18:51,570 --> 01:18:53,070
I don't help anyone.
1412
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:00,580
You're a Valkyrie.
1413
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,890
I thought the Valkyrie had
all died gruesome deaths.
1414
01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:10,720
Choose your next words wisely.
1415
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:14,160
I'm terribly sorry.
Must be a very painful memory.
1416
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:01,640
(GRUNTS)
1417
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:09,350
THOR: The sun's going down.
It's getting really low.
1418
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:11,750
The sun's going down.
1419
01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:13,550
- It's getting real low.
- Oh, shoot.
1420
01:20:13,550 --> 01:20:15,780
- Sun's getting low.
- Would you stop saying that?
1421
01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:17,250
I just need you
to stay calm.
1422
01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:19,320
Calm? I'm on
an alien planet!
1423
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:21,250
It's just a planet. You've
been on a planet before.
1424
01:20:21,260 --> 01:20:22,360
Yeah. One.
1425
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,260
Now you've been on two.
That's a good thing.
1426
01:20:24,260 --> 01:20:25,560
It's a new experience.
1427
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,560
My neurons,
they're firing faster
1428
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,760
than my brain can handle
the information.
1429
01:20:29,770 --> 01:20:32,300
The whole thing is totally
different this time.
1430
01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:34,170
In the past, I always felt
like Hulk and I
1431
01:20:34,170 --> 01:20:35,670
each had a hand on the wheel.
1432
01:20:35,670 --> 01:20:37,500
But this time,
it's like he had the keys
1433
01:20:37,510 --> 01:20:39,340
to the car and I was
locked in the trunk.
1434
01:20:39,340 --> 01:20:41,340
All right, well, you're back now.
That's all that matters.
1435
01:20:41,340 --> 01:20:42,540
No, it's not what matters.
1436
01:20:42,550 --> 01:20:43,640
What I'm trying
to tell you, is that
1437
01:20:43,650 --> 01:20:45,480
if I turn into
the Hulk again...
1438
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,210
Banner may never come back.
1439
01:20:47,220 --> 01:20:48,480
And we're stranded
on a planet
1440
01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,580
that is designed
to stress me out.
1441
01:20:50,590 --> 01:20:51,590
We're not stranded.
1442
01:20:51,590 --> 01:20:53,520
I'm gonna figure out a way
to get us home.
1443
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,660
Thank you.
1444
01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:57,160
Not your home, though.
Asgard. My home.
1445
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,330
What?
1446
01:20:58,330 --> 01:21:00,490
Listen, my people
are in great danger.
1447
01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,830
You and I, we have to fight
this really powerful being...
1448
01:21:02,830 --> 01:21:04,830
who also happens
to be my sister.
1449
01:21:04,830 --> 01:21:06,730
Okay, that is so wrong
on so many...
1450
01:21:06,740 --> 01:21:08,100
I don't wanna
fight your sister.
1451
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,470
That's a family issue.
1452
01:21:09,470 --> 01:21:11,100
No, she's an evil being.
1453
01:21:11,110 --> 01:21:12,540
I don't care what she is.
1454
01:21:12,540 --> 01:21:15,140
I'm not fighting any more beings.
I'm sick of it.
1455
01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:16,340
- What?
- I just told you.
1456
01:21:16,350 --> 01:21:17,810
If I turn into the Hulk,
1457
01:21:17,810 --> 01:21:19,310
I am never gonna
come back again.
1458
01:21:19,310 --> 01:21:20,480
And you don't care.
1459
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:22,450
No, no. I'm putting
together the team.
1460
01:21:22,450 --> 01:21:23,850
The Hulk is the fire.
1461
01:21:23,850 --> 01:21:25,790
Wait, you're just using me
to get to the Hulk.
1462
01:21:25,790 --> 01:21:27,550
- What? No!
- It's gross.
1463
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:29,490
You don't care about me.
You're not my friend.
1464
01:21:29,490 --> 01:21:31,360
No! I don't even
like the Hulk.
1465
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:32,690
He's all like...
1466
01:21:32,690 --> 01:21:34,430
"Smash, smash, smash."
1467
01:21:34,430 --> 01:21:35,600
I prefer you.
1468
01:21:36,430 --> 01:21:38,230
Thanks.
1469
01:21:38,230 --> 01:21:39,730
But if I'm being honest,
1470
01:21:39,730 --> 01:21:41,430
when it comes
to fighting evil beings...
1471
01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:43,100
he is very powerful
and useful.
1472
01:21:43,110 --> 01:21:45,210
Yeah, Banner's powerful
and useful, too.
1473
01:21:45,210 --> 01:21:46,440
Is he though?
1474
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:48,680
How many PhDs
does Hulk have? Zero.
1475
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,410
How many PhDs does
Banner have? Seven.
1476
01:21:51,410 --> 01:21:53,550
Fine, you don't have
to fight anyone.
1477
01:21:53,550 --> 01:21:55,520
But we're in danger here,
so we have to move.
1478
01:21:59,450 --> 01:22:00,650
What are you doing with that?
1479
01:22:00,660 --> 01:22:01,790
I need a disguise.
I'm a fugitive.
1480
01:22:01,790 --> 01:22:04,330
- I need a disguise.
- You are the disguise.
1481
01:22:04,330 --> 01:22:06,230
- I'll be Tony Stark.
- What?
1482
01:22:06,230 --> 01:22:08,160
Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.
1483
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:10,660
No, no, you're not Tony.
You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.
1484
01:22:10,670 --> 01:22:12,230
Then why did you
dress me up like Tony?
1485
01:22:12,230 --> 01:22:13,370
Because you were naked.
1486
01:22:13,370 --> 01:22:15,400
Okay, I'll give you that.
1487
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,640
What are you doing?
Stop doing that!
1488
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,270
Tony wears his pants
super tight.
1489
01:22:18,270 --> 01:22:19,540
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry.
1490
01:22:19,540 --> 01:22:21,670
- Why are you being so weird?
- I don't know.
1491
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:24,280
Maybe the fact that I was
trapped for two years...
1492
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,880
inside of a monster
made me a little weird.
1493
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,750
Hey. Shh. It's okay.
1494
01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:31,380
You're good. Calm down.
Come on.
1495
01:22:31,390 --> 01:22:32,890
Listen, we're gonna
go to Asgard...
1496
01:22:32,890 --> 01:22:34,160
and you're not gonna
have to think about
1497
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:35,520
the Hulk ever again.
1498
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:36,660
- All right?
- All right.
1499
01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:39,200
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1500
01:22:40,430 --> 01:22:42,160
ALL: (CHANTING) Hulk!
1501
01:22:43,930 --> 01:22:45,670
Oh. This is bad.
1502
01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:51,240
Banner! Banner!
1503
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:56,350
Banner!
1504
01:23:01,650 --> 01:23:03,550
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
1505
01:23:09,930 --> 01:23:11,160
Banner!
1506
01:23:11,490 --> 01:23:12,660
Thor!
1507
01:23:17,330 --> 01:23:18,340
(SNARLS)
1508
01:23:24,210 --> 01:23:26,440
Hi.
1509
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:27,740
I was gonna do that.
1510
01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:29,310
Yeah, well, I did it first.
1511
01:23:29,310 --> 01:23:32,210
That's good.
What are you doing here?
1512
01:23:32,220 --> 01:23:33,850
What are you doing here?
I thought you were leaving.
1513
01:23:33,850 --> 01:23:35,480
I got sidetracked.
1514
01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:36,750
What's with the...
1515
01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,290
It's my disguise.
1516
01:23:38,290 --> 01:23:39,620
But I can see your face.
1517
01:23:39,620 --> 01:23:41,920
Not when I do this,
you can't.
1518
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,790
Your hair looks nice.
I like what you did with it.
1519
01:23:43,790 --> 01:23:45,490
Change it?
Washed it maybe?
1520
01:23:51,470 --> 01:23:52,770
BANNER: What are those
things on her eyes?
1521
01:23:52,770 --> 01:23:54,430
Are those the people
that she's killed?
1522
01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,900
She's so beautiful and strong
and courageous.
1523
01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:57,240
Who is this guy?
1524
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:58,370
- He's a friend.
- Who? Me?
1525
01:23:58,370 --> 01:23:59,840
- I'm Bruce.
- I feel like I know you.
1526
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:02,210
I feel like
I know you, too.
1527
01:24:02,810 --> 01:24:04,550
(DISTANT CHATTERING)
1528
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:08,480
Look, I've spent years
in a haze,
1529
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,950
- trying to forget my past.
- THOR: Mmm.
1530
01:24:09,950 --> 01:24:11,450
Sakaar seemed like
the best place
1531
01:24:11,450 --> 01:24:13,850
to drink and forget,
and to die one day.
1532
01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:15,790
I was thinking
that you drink too much,
1533
01:24:15,790 --> 01:24:17,420
and that probably
was gonna kill you.
1534
01:24:17,430 --> 01:24:18,830
I don't plan
to stop drinking.
1535
01:24:18,830 --> 01:24:20,890
- Oh.
- But I don't wanna forget.
1536
01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:22,600
I can't turn away anymore...
1537
01:24:23,630 --> 01:24:25,600
so if I'm gonna die...
1538
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,330
well, it may as well be
driving my sword
1539
01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:28,870
through the heart
of that murderous hag.
1540
01:24:28,870 --> 01:24:30,670
- Good.
- BANNER: Yeah.
1541
01:24:30,670 --> 01:24:33,680
So, I'm saying that
I wanna be on the team.
1542
01:24:34,340 --> 01:24:35,680
Has it got a name?
1543
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:38,650
Yeah, it's called
the Revengers.
1544
01:24:38,650 --> 01:24:39,780
Revengers?
1545
01:24:39,780 --> 01:24:42,390
Because I'm getting revenge.
You're getting revenge.
1546
01:24:42,890 --> 01:24:43,980
(STAMMERS)
1547
01:24:43,990 --> 01:24:45,550
Do you want revenge?
1548
01:24:45,550 --> 01:24:47,890
(STAMMERS)
I'm undecided.
1549
01:24:47,890 --> 01:24:49,560
Okay.
1550
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,430
Also, I've got
a peace offering.
1551
01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:56,630
Surprise.
1552
01:25:00,970 --> 01:25:02,300
(CLATTERS)
1553
01:25:02,310 --> 01:25:03,570
Ow.
1554
01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:04,940
Just had to be sure.
1555
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:09,780
Hello, Bruce.
1556
01:25:11,050 --> 01:25:13,010
So, last time I saw you,
1557
01:25:13,020 --> 01:25:14,450
you were trying
to kill everybody.
1558
01:25:14,450 --> 01:25:15,980
Where are you at
these days?
1559
01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:17,890
It varies
from moment to moment.
1560
01:25:18,950 --> 01:25:20,720
THOR: Is that a Dragonfang?
1561
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:21,920
It is.
1562
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:23,960
THOR: My God.
1563
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:26,660
This is the famed sword
of the Valkyrie.
1564
01:25:26,660 --> 01:25:28,390
Sakaar and Asgard
are about as far apart
1565
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:29,500
as any two known systems.
1566
01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:32,500
Our best bet is a wormhole
just outside of city limits.
1567
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,570
Refuel on Xandar, and
we can be back in Asgard
1568
01:25:34,570 --> 01:25:36,340
in 18 months.
1569
01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:39,670
Nope. We are going
through the big one.
1570
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:40,910
The Devil's Anus?
1571
01:25:40,910 --> 01:25:42,340
Anus?
1572
01:25:42,350 --> 01:25:43,480
Wait, wait, wait.
Whose anus?
1573
01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:44,340
For the record,
I didn't know
1574
01:25:44,350 --> 01:25:45,280
it was called that
when I picked it.
1575
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:47,510
That looks like
a collapsing neutron star...
1576
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:50,020
inside of an
Einstein-Rosen Bridge.
1577
01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:51,490
We need another ship.
1578
01:25:51,490 --> 01:25:52,990
That would tear
mine to pieces.
1579
01:25:52,990 --> 01:25:54,690
THOR: She's right. We need
one that can withstand
1580
01:25:54,690 --> 01:25:55,990
the geodetic strain
from the singularity.
1581
01:25:55,990 --> 01:25:57,920
And has an offline
power steering system...
1582
01:25:57,930 --> 01:26:00,860
that could also function
without the on-board computer.
1583
01:26:00,860 --> 01:26:02,360
And we need one
with cup holders,
1584
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,060
because we're gonna die.
So, drinks!
1585
01:26:04,070 --> 01:26:06,130
Do I know you?
I feel like I know you.
1586
01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:08,370
I feel like I know you, too.
It's weird.
1587
01:26:08,370 --> 01:26:09,600
THOR: What do you say?
1588
01:26:09,610 --> 01:26:10,740
Uncharted metagalactic travel
1589
01:26:10,740 --> 01:26:12,110
through a volatile
cosmic gateway.
1590
01:26:12,110 --> 01:26:13,940
Talk about an adventure.
1591
01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:15,810
- We need a ship.
- Need a ship.
1592
01:26:15,810 --> 01:26:16,880
There are one or two ships.
1593
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:18,010
Absolute top of the line
models...
1594
01:26:18,010 --> 01:26:19,650
I don't mean to impose...
1595
01:26:19,650 --> 01:26:20,820
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1596
01:26:22,780 --> 01:26:25,020
But the Grandmaster
has a great many ships.
1597
01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:26,750
I may even have stolen
1598
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:28,790
the access codes
to his security system.
1599
01:26:28,790 --> 01:26:29,860
And suddenly
you're overcome
1600
01:26:29,860 --> 01:26:31,130
with an urge
to do the right thing.
1601
01:26:31,130 --> 01:26:32,190
Heavens, no.
1602
01:26:32,190 --> 01:26:33,990
I've run out of favor
with the Grandmaster...
1603
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,100
and in exchange for codes
and access to a ship...
1604
01:26:36,100 --> 01:26:39,630
I'm asking for safe passage
through the Anus.
1605
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:40,970
You're telling us
that you can get us
1606
01:26:40,970 --> 01:26:42,440
access into the garage...
1607
01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:44,170
without setting off
any alarms?
1608
01:26:44,170 --> 01:26:46,040
Yes, brother. I can.
1609
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,980
Okay, can I just...
(WHISTLES) A quick FYI.
1610
01:26:48,980 --> 01:26:50,840
I was just talking to him
just a couple minutes ago...
1611
01:26:50,850 --> 01:26:53,580
and he was totally ready
to kill any of us.
1612
01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:54,850
He did try to kill me.
1613
01:26:54,850 --> 01:26:56,850
Yes, me too.
On many, many occasions.
1614
01:26:56,850 --> 01:26:58,650
There was one time
when we were children...
1615
01:26:58,650 --> 01:27:00,090
he transformed himself
into a snake,
1616
01:27:00,090 --> 01:27:01,590
and he knows
that I love snakes.
1617
01:27:01,590 --> 01:27:03,590
So, I went to pick up
the snake to admire it...
1618
01:27:03,590 --> 01:27:04,990
and he transformed back
into himself
1619
01:27:04,990 --> 01:27:06,490
and he was like,
"Yeah, it's me!"
1620
01:27:06,490 --> 01:27:09,900
And he stabbed me.
We were eight at the time.
1621
01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:11,170
VALKYRIE: If we're
boosting a ship...
1622
01:27:11,170 --> 01:27:12,900
we're gonna need to draw some
guards away from the palace.
1623
01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:14,500
Why not set
the beast loose?
1624
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,670
Shut up.
1625
01:27:15,670 --> 01:27:16,770
You guys have a beast?
1626
01:27:16,770 --> 01:27:19,540
No, there's no beast.
He's just being stupid.
1627
01:27:19,540 --> 01:27:21,540
We're going to start
a revolution.
1628
01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:23,140
- Revolution?
- I'll explain later.
1629
01:27:23,150 --> 01:27:26,450
- Who's this guy again?
- I'll explain later.
1630
01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:28,650
Is that some
sort of protoplasm,
1631
01:27:28,650 --> 01:27:29,950
all the stuff
that's coming out of you...
1632
01:27:29,950 --> 01:27:31,390
or are they eggs?
1633
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:33,820
Looks like eggs.
1634
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,090
- Oh!
- (CLATTERING)
1635
01:27:43,130 --> 01:27:44,800
I'm looking for Korg.
1636
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,170
Who's asking?
1637
01:27:46,170 --> 01:27:47,630
I know you're asking.
1638
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,770
Is anyone else asking,
or is it just you?
1639
01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:51,940
The Lord of Thunder
sends his best.
1640
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:55,540
(GUN POWERING UP)
1641
01:27:55,540 --> 01:27:57,810
The revolution has begun.
1642
01:27:57,810 --> 01:27:59,980
Revolution?
How did this happen?
1643
01:27:59,980 --> 01:28:01,710
Don't know.
1644
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,120
But the arena's mainframe
1645
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:04,990
for the Obedience Disks
have been deactivated...
1646
01:28:04,990 --> 01:28:06,950
and the slaves
have armed themselves.
1647
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,220
Oh. I don't like that word.
1648
01:28:09,230 --> 01:28:10,790
Which? Mainframe?
1649
01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:12,990
No. Why would I not like
"mainframe"?
1650
01:28:12,990 --> 01:28:15,160
No, the "S" word.
1651
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,970
Sorry, the prisoners with
jobs have armed themselves.
1652
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:20,770
Okay, that's better.
1653
01:28:25,770 --> 01:28:26,840
(BEEPING)
1654
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:28,710
Hey, so, listen.
We should talk.
1655
01:28:30,110 --> 01:28:31,640
I disagree.
1656
01:28:31,650 --> 01:28:34,710
Open communication
was never our family's forte.
1657
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:35,750
You have no idea.
1658
01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:38,720
Been quite the revelation
since we last spoke.
1659
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:39,720
Hello.
1660
01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:41,720
Hi.
1661
01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:51,260
Odin brought us together.
1662
01:28:51,270 --> 01:28:54,140
It's almost poetic that his
death should split us apart.
1663
01:29:00,180 --> 01:29:02,610
We might as well be
strangers now.
1664
01:29:02,610 --> 01:29:05,850
Two sons of the crown,
set adrift.
1665
01:29:05,850 --> 01:29:08,750
- Oh.
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
1666
01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:10,270
Thought you didn't
wanna talk about it.
1667
01:29:11,850 --> 01:29:12,950
Here's the thing.
1668
01:29:12,950 --> 01:29:14,960
I'm probably better off
staying here on Sakaar.
1669
01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:16,730
That's exactly
what I was thinking.
1670
01:29:18,630 --> 01:29:20,090
Did you just agree with me?
1671
01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:21,890
Come on, this place
is perfect for you.
1672
01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,760
It's savage,
chaotic, lawless...
1673
01:29:23,770 --> 01:29:25,630
Brother, you're gonna do
great here.
1674
01:29:25,630 --> 01:29:27,200
Do you truly think
so little of me?
1675
01:29:29,270 --> 01:29:32,140
Loki, I thought
the world of you.
1676
01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:34,940
I thought we were gonna
fight side by side forever.
1677
01:29:34,940 --> 01:29:38,580
But at the end of the day,
you're you and I'm me.
1678
01:29:38,580 --> 01:29:41,080
I don't know, maybe
there's still good in you.
1679
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:42,280
But let's be honest,
1680
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:44,690
our paths diverged
a long time ago.
1681
01:29:49,220 --> 01:29:50,260
Yeah.
1682
01:29:51,590 --> 01:29:52,730
It's probably for the best
1683
01:29:52,730 --> 01:29:54,030
that we never
see each other again.
1684
01:29:54,030 --> 01:29:55,660
That's what you
always wanted.
1685
01:29:55,660 --> 01:29:56,900
(PATS ON THE BACK)
1686
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,340
Hey, let's do "Get Help."
1687
01:30:01,340 --> 01:30:02,600
- What?
- "Get Help."
1688
01:30:02,610 --> 01:30:03,670
No.
1689
01:30:03,670 --> 01:30:04,740
- Come on, you love it.
- I hate it.
1690
01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:06,010
It's great.
It works every time.
1691
01:30:06,010 --> 01:30:07,370
- It's humiliating.
- Do you have a better plan?
1692
01:30:07,380 --> 01:30:09,110
- No.
- We're doing it.
1693
01:30:09,110 --> 01:30:11,340
We are not doing
"Get Help."
1694
01:30:11,350 --> 01:30:13,310
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- Get help! Please!
1695
01:30:13,310 --> 01:30:14,680
My brother, he's dying.
1696
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:16,690
Get help! Help him!
1697
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:19,990
Classic.
1698
01:30:19,990 --> 01:30:21,620
(GROANS)
Still hate it.
1699
01:30:21,620 --> 01:30:24,020
- It's humiliating.
- Not for me, it's not.
1700
01:30:24,030 --> 01:30:26,230
Now, which one's the ship
she told us to get?
1701
01:30:26,230 --> 01:30:27,230
The Commodore.
1702
01:30:27,830 --> 01:30:28,830
THOR: Right.
1703
01:30:31,870 --> 01:30:34,340
Though I feel it won't make
much of a difference.
1704
01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:39,410
Oh, Loki.
1705
01:30:39,410 --> 01:30:41,010
I know I've betrayed you
many times before...
1706
01:30:41,010 --> 01:30:42,880
but this time it's truly
nothing personal.
1707
01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:44,810
The reward for your capture
1708
01:30:44,810 --> 01:30:46,080
- will set me up nicely.
- (ALARM BLARING)
1709
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,910
Never one for sentiment,
were you?
1710
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:49,750
Easier to let it burn.
1711
01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:50,750
I agree.
1712
01:30:54,090 --> 01:30:55,260
(GROANING)
1713
01:30:59,130 --> 01:31:01,390
Oh, that looks painful.
1714
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:04,400
Oh, dear brother,
you're becoming predictable.
1715
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:06,730
I trust you, you betray me.
1716
01:31:06,730 --> 01:31:08,900
Round and round
in circles we go.
1717
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:11,040
See, Loki, life is about,
it's about growth.
1718
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:12,340
It's about change.
1719
01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:16,140
But you seem to
just wanna stay the same.
1720
01:31:16,150 --> 01:31:17,980
I guess what I'm
trying to say...
1721
01:31:17,980 --> 01:31:21,080
is that you'll always be
the God of Mischief...
1722
01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:22,680
but you could be more.
1723
01:31:25,050 --> 01:31:27,190
I'll just put this
over here for you.
1724
01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:30,790
Anyway, all got places to be,
so good luck.
1725
01:31:36,470 --> 01:31:38,100
All right,
I can figure this out.
1726
01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:40,130
It's just another spaceship.
1727
01:31:40,140 --> 01:31:41,370
(POWERING UP)
1728
01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:54,880
GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Loyal Sakaarians...
1729
01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,920
Lord of Thunder
has stolen my ship
1730
01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:58,320
and my favorite champion.
1731
01:31:59,860 --> 01:32:03,120
Sakaarians, take to the skies.
Bring him down.
1732
01:32:03,120 --> 01:32:04,960
Do not let him
leave this planet.
1733
01:32:17,940 --> 01:32:19,310
- Good shot!
- Thanks.
1734
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:23,380
VALKYRIE: (ON RADIO)
Open the doors.
1735
01:32:23,380 --> 01:32:24,910
Okay.
1736
01:32:30,020 --> 01:32:32,050
I hope that you're tougher
than you look.
1737
01:32:32,050 --> 01:32:33,090
Why?
1738
01:32:33,490 --> 01:32:35,290
(SCREAMING)
1739
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,990
- (GROANING)
- (LAUGHS)
1740
01:32:45,470 --> 01:32:47,400
Shouldn't we be
shooting back or something?
1741
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:48,770
Yes, we should.
1742
01:32:48,770 --> 01:32:50,800
Where are the guns
on this ship?
1743
01:32:50,810 --> 01:32:52,240
VALKYRIE: There aren't any.
1744
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:54,040
- It's a leisure vessel.
- BANNER: What?
1745
01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,540
Grandmaster uses it
for his good times,
1746
01:32:55,540 --> 01:32:57,040
orgies and stuff.
1747
01:32:57,050 --> 01:32:58,410
Did she just say
the Grandmaster
1748
01:32:58,410 --> 01:32:59,850
uses it for orgies?
1749
01:32:59,850 --> 01:33:01,150
Yeah.
1750
01:33:01,150 --> 01:33:02,480
Don't touch anything.
1751
01:33:12,460 --> 01:33:14,500
(ALARM BEEPING)
1752
01:33:22,940 --> 01:33:23,940
No!
1753
01:33:25,970 --> 01:33:27,170
(LAUGHING)
1754
01:33:27,180 --> 01:33:28,210
- No!
- No!
1755
01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:32,120
(YELLS)
1756
01:33:35,180 --> 01:33:36,380
Get inside!
1757
01:33:36,390 --> 01:33:38,120
In a minute.
1758
01:33:39,820 --> 01:33:41,860
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1759
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:51,430
I should probably go and help.
Here, take the wheel.
1760
01:33:51,430 --> 01:33:53,170
No. I don't know
how to fly one of these.
1761
01:33:53,170 --> 01:33:55,070
You're a scientist.
Use one of your PhDs.
1762
01:33:55,070 --> 01:33:58,310
None of them are for flying
alien spaceships!
1763
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:33,540
Okay, come on.
1764
01:34:33,540 --> 01:34:36,180
There's gotta be a gun
on this thing.
1765
01:34:36,180 --> 01:34:38,310
That looks like a gun.
1766
01:34:38,310 --> 01:34:39,910
GRANDMASTER: (SINGING)
♪ It's my birthday
1767
01:34:39,910 --> 01:34:41,620
♪ It's my birthday
1768
01:34:41,620 --> 01:34:42,920
♪ It's my birthday ♪
1769
01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:44,450
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
1770
01:34:44,450 --> 01:34:45,990
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1771
01:34:50,890 --> 01:34:52,130
Yeah!
1772
01:34:53,900 --> 01:34:55,380
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
- (GRUNTS)
1773
01:35:09,380 --> 01:35:11,580
Guys, we're coming up
on the Devil's Anus!
1774
01:35:18,390 --> 01:35:19,520
There she is.
1775
01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:22,120
Our ticket out of here.
1776
01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:23,360
Hey, what's this?
1777
01:35:26,130 --> 01:35:27,630
- (DEVICE POWERS DOWN)
- (LOKI GROANS)
1778
01:35:28,260 --> 01:35:29,530
Thank you.
1779
01:35:29,530 --> 01:35:32,130
Hey, man. We're about to jump
on that ginormous spaceship.
1780
01:35:32,130 --> 01:35:33,530
You wanna come?
1781
01:35:33,530 --> 01:35:36,300
You do seem like
1782
01:35:36,310 --> 01:35:38,140
you're in desperate need
of leadership.
1783
01:35:38,140 --> 01:35:39,580
Why, thank you.
1784
01:35:43,380 --> 01:35:44,450
Here we go.
1785
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:52,180
Shit.
1786
01:35:52,190 --> 01:35:53,260
(EXPLOSIONS)
1787
01:35:58,430 --> 01:35:59,560
(BANNER GRUNTS)
1788
01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:04,170
(STRAINING)
1789
01:36:09,470 --> 01:36:11,440
SKURGE: Asgardians...
1790
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:14,740
some misguided soul...
1791
01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:17,040
has stolen the Bifrost sword.
1792
01:36:17,050 --> 01:36:19,480
Tell us where it is...
1793
01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:22,180
or there will be consequences.
1794
01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:27,220
Bad ones.
1795
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:31,360
Well?
1796
01:36:38,430 --> 01:36:39,630
You.
1797
01:36:39,630 --> 01:36:41,540
(ALL SCREAMING)
1798
01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:45,340
(MAN PROTESTING)
1799
01:36:56,280 --> 01:36:58,190
(WOMAN BREATHING SHAKILY)
1800
01:37:02,020 --> 01:37:03,590
(SOBBING)
1801
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:20,010
Well? Executioner?
1802
01:37:24,780 --> 01:37:26,180
- (ALL GASP)
- MAN: Wait!
1803
01:37:26,180 --> 01:37:27,180
Wait!
1804
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:30,990
I know where the sword is.
1805
01:38:13,730 --> 01:38:16,130
I never thought
I'd be back here.
1806
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:21,630
BANNER: I thought
it'd be a lot nicer.
1807
01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:23,270
I mean, not that
it's not nice.
1808
01:38:23,270 --> 01:38:24,770
It's just,
it's on fire.
1809
01:38:24,770 --> 01:38:26,340
Here, up here
in the mountains.
1810
01:38:26,340 --> 01:38:28,640
Heat signatures.
People clustered together.
1811
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:29,780
She's coming for them.
1812
01:38:29,780 --> 01:38:31,240
Okay, drop me off
at the palace
1813
01:38:31,250 --> 01:38:33,310
- and I'll draw her away.
- And get yourself killed?
1814
01:38:33,310 --> 01:38:35,250
The people trapped down there
are all that matters.
1815
01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:36,580
While I'm dealing with Hela,
I need you two
1816
01:38:36,590 --> 01:38:37,880
to help get
everyone off Asgard.
1817
01:38:37,890 --> 01:38:40,320
How the hell are we supposed
to do that?
1818
01:38:40,320 --> 01:38:42,090
I have a man on the ground.
1819
01:38:44,260 --> 01:38:46,300
(LOW INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1820
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,800
Asgard.
1821
01:38:52,330 --> 01:38:53,600
She's here.
1822
01:39:05,250 --> 01:39:07,150
Now the ship has a gun.
1823
01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:08,280
I'll take it from here.
1824
01:39:09,150 --> 01:39:12,250
I found this in the armory.
1825
01:39:15,390 --> 01:39:16,560
Good luck.
1826
01:39:17,930 --> 01:39:19,460
Your Majesty...
1827
01:39:21,430 --> 01:39:22,530
don't die.
1828
01:39:25,370 --> 01:39:27,200
You know what I mean.
1829
01:40:25,930 --> 01:40:27,860
HEIMDALL: We must
keep moving!
1830
01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:30,400
Go to the Bifrost!
1831
01:40:48,350 --> 01:40:49,590
(STAFF THUDDING)
1832
01:41:12,870 --> 01:41:14,380
Sister.
1833
01:41:16,380 --> 01:41:18,340
You're still alive.
1834
01:41:18,350 --> 01:41:20,310
I love what you've done
with the place.
1835
01:41:20,310 --> 01:41:21,850
Redecorating, I see.
1836
01:41:21,850 --> 01:41:23,980
It seems
our father's solution
1837
01:41:23,980 --> 01:41:26,720
to every problem
was to cover it up.
1838
01:41:28,020 --> 01:41:29,860
Or to cast it out.
1839
01:41:31,930 --> 01:41:36,000
He told you you were worthy.
He said the same thing to me.
1840
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,500
You see?
1841
01:41:38,030 --> 01:41:40,570
You never knew him.
1842
01:41:40,570 --> 01:41:42,630
Not at his best.
1843
01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:45,600
Odin and I drowned
entire civilizations
1844
01:41:45,610 --> 01:41:47,410
in blood and tears.
1845
01:41:47,410 --> 01:41:50,480
Where do you think
all this gold came from?
1846
01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:52,410
And then, one day...
1847
01:41:52,410 --> 01:41:55,550
he decided to become
a benevolent king.
1848
01:41:55,550 --> 01:41:58,250
To foster peace,
to protect life...
1849
01:41:59,350 --> 01:42:01,390
to have you.
1850
01:42:01,390 --> 01:42:03,820
I understand
why you're angry.
1851
01:42:03,820 --> 01:42:05,460
And you are my sister,
and technically
1852
01:42:05,460 --> 01:42:07,890
have a claim to the throne.
1853
01:42:07,900 --> 01:42:09,900
And believe me, I would love
for someone else to rule.
1854
01:42:09,900 --> 01:42:11,400
But it can't be you.
1855
01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:14,940
You're just...
(SIGHS) The worst.
1856
01:42:16,500 --> 01:42:18,470
Okay, get up.
1857
01:42:18,470 --> 01:42:20,510
You're in my seat.
1858
01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:23,610
You know,
Father once told me...
1859
01:42:23,610 --> 01:42:26,380
that a wise king
never seeks out war.
1860
01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:28,820
But must always
be ready for it.
1861
01:42:36,890 --> 01:42:38,930
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1862
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:53,480
(FENRIS GROWLS)
1863
01:42:55,710 --> 01:42:57,610
(GROWLING)
1864
01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:02,510
Go back!
1865
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:03,590
(ALL CLAMORING)
1866
01:43:04,850 --> 01:43:05,950
(SNARLS)
1867
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:08,820
HEIMDALL: Go!
1868
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:46,430
To be honest,
I expected more.
1869
01:43:49,430 --> 01:43:50,670
Heimdall!
1870
01:43:52,830 --> 01:43:54,640
The sword!
1871
01:43:56,640 --> 01:43:57,970
(CREATURES SNARLING)
1872
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:00,810
Here's the difference
between us.
1873
01:44:00,810 --> 01:44:02,610
I'm Odin's firstborn...
1874
01:44:02,610 --> 01:44:05,080
the rightful heir,
the savior of Asgard.
1875
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:06,880
- And you're nothing.
- (GRUNTS)
1876
01:44:11,650 --> 01:44:12,820
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1877
01:44:14,860 --> 01:44:17,090
(GROANS)
1878
01:44:17,090 --> 01:44:20,060
So simple, even a blind man
could see it.
1879
01:44:20,060 --> 01:44:21,600
(YELLS)
1880
01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:23,760
Oh.
1881
01:44:23,770 --> 01:44:26,030
Now you remind me of Dad.
1882
01:44:26,030 --> 01:44:27,900
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1883
01:44:32,470 --> 01:44:34,180
(ROARING)
1884
01:44:36,210 --> 01:44:38,010
The stupid dog won't die!
1885
01:44:42,980 --> 01:44:44,950
(ALL SCREAMING)
1886
01:44:59,870 --> 01:45:03,040
Everything's gonna be all right now.
I got this.
1887
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:06,070
You wanted to know
who I am?
1888
01:45:06,070 --> 01:45:07,910
What the hell
are you talking about?
1889
01:45:07,910 --> 01:45:09,440
You'll see!
1890
01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:21,760
(FENRIS SNIFFING)
1891
01:45:22,660 --> 01:45:23,830
(GROWLS)
1892
01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:26,290
(SNARLS)
1893
01:45:26,290 --> 01:45:28,030
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1894
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:39,940
(ROARING)
1895
01:45:42,710 --> 01:45:44,110
(ROARS)
1896
01:45:56,090 --> 01:45:57,990
(GROANS)
1897
01:45:57,990 --> 01:46:00,290
You see?
No one's going anywhere.
1898
01:46:00,300 --> 01:46:01,930
I'll get that sword...
1899
01:46:01,930 --> 01:46:04,700
even if I have to kill every
single one of them to do it.
1900
01:46:31,060 --> 01:46:32,090
Hey, man.
1901
01:46:33,860 --> 01:46:35,330
I'm Korg.
This is Miek.
1902
01:46:35,330 --> 01:46:36,700
We're gonna jump
on that spaceship
1903
01:46:36,700 --> 01:46:37,960
and get out of here.
Wanna come?
1904
01:46:37,970 --> 01:46:39,200
(SHIP APPROACHING)
1905
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:51,550
Your savior is here.
1906
01:46:55,620 --> 01:46:56,720
(CHUCKLING)
1907
01:46:57,350 --> 01:46:58,720
(SCREAMS)
1908
01:46:58,720 --> 01:47:00,750
Did you miss me?
1909
01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:02,120
Everyone, on that ship now.
1910
01:47:06,630 --> 01:47:08,890
Welcome home.
I saw you coming.
1911
01:47:08,900 --> 01:47:09,970
Of course you did.
1912
01:47:12,030 --> 01:47:13,600
(CREATURES SNARLING)
1913
01:47:15,170 --> 01:47:17,070
(KORG YELLING)
1914
01:47:26,710 --> 01:47:28,950
It's a valiant effort,
but you never stood a chance.
1915
01:47:29,980 --> 01:47:31,850
You see...
1916
01:47:31,850 --> 01:47:34,790
I'm not a queen or a monster.
1917
01:47:36,360 --> 01:47:39,260
I'm the Goddess of Death.
1918
01:47:39,260 --> 01:47:41,760
What were you
the god of, again?
1919
01:47:48,270 --> 01:47:50,310
(PANTING)
1920
01:47:53,110 --> 01:47:55,780
Even when
you had two eyes...
1921
01:47:55,780 --> 01:47:57,680
you'd see
only half the picture.
1922
01:47:59,150 --> 01:48:02,150
She's too strong.
Without my hammer, I can't.
1923
01:48:03,220 --> 01:48:06,920
Are you Thor,
the God of Hammers? Hmm?
1924
01:48:06,920 --> 01:48:09,890
(PANTING)
1925
01:48:09,890 --> 01:48:12,220
That hammer was to help you
control your power,
1926
01:48:12,230 --> 01:48:14,290
to focus it.
1927
01:48:14,300 --> 01:48:16,900
It was never your source
of strength.
1928
01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:19,170
It's too late.
She's already taken Asgard.
1929
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:22,940
Asgard is not a place.
Never was.
1930
01:48:24,140 --> 01:48:25,370
This could be Asgard.
1931
01:48:26,710 --> 01:48:29,780
Asgard is where
our people stand.
1932
01:48:29,780 --> 01:48:34,420
Even now, right now,
those people need your help.
1933
01:48:42,190 --> 01:48:44,290
I'm not as strong as you.
1934
01:48:47,030 --> 01:48:48,060
No...
1935
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:50,830
you're stronger.
1936
01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:01,270
Tell me, brother.
1937
01:49:01,270 --> 01:49:03,910
What were you
the god of again?
1938
01:49:03,910 --> 01:49:05,250
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1939
01:49:08,080 --> 01:49:10,020
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
- (THOR YELLING)
1940
01:49:24,830 --> 01:49:26,870
(IMMIGRANT SONG
BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING)
1941
01:49:55,460 --> 01:49:56,930
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
1942
01:50:06,370 --> 01:50:07,510
(GROWLS)
1943
01:50:08,070 --> 01:50:09,080
(ROARS)
1944
01:50:43,110 --> 01:50:44,850
(YELLING)
1945
01:51:19,350 --> 01:51:21,650
- You're late.
- You're missing an eye.
1946
01:51:21,650 --> 01:51:23,250
VALKYRIE: This isn't over.
1947
01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:30,360
(ALL PANTING)
1948
01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:32,130
I think we should
disband the Revengers.
1949
01:51:33,590 --> 01:51:35,030
Hit her with
a lightning blast.
1950
01:51:35,030 --> 01:51:36,160
I just hit her with
the biggest lightning blast
1951
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:37,400
in the history of lightning.
1952
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:38,400
It did nothing.
1953
01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:45,240
We just need to hold her off
until everyone's on board.
1954
01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:47,310
It won't end there.
1955
01:51:47,310 --> 01:51:50,980
The longer Hela's on Asgard,
the more powerful she grows.
1956
01:51:50,980 --> 01:51:52,680
She'll hunt us down.
1957
01:51:52,680 --> 01:51:54,450
We need to stop her
here and now.
1958
01:51:54,450 --> 01:51:56,420
So what do we do?
1959
01:51:56,420 --> 01:51:58,090
I'm not doing "Get Help."
1960
01:52:10,200 --> 01:52:13,440
Asgard's not a place,
it's a people.
1961
01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:16,630
Loki...
1962
01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:18,940
this was never about
stopping Ragnarok.
1963
01:52:18,940 --> 01:52:21,110
This was about
causing Ragnarok.
1964
01:52:21,110 --> 01:52:22,610
Surtur's crown, the vault.
1965
01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:26,250
It's the only way.
1966
01:52:26,250 --> 01:52:27,620
Bold move, brother.
1967
01:52:29,050 --> 01:52:30,520
Even for me.
1968
01:52:33,690 --> 01:52:34,920
Shall we?
1969
01:52:36,020 --> 01:52:37,030
After you.
1970
01:52:49,670 --> 01:52:51,110
(GRUNTING)
1971
01:52:59,380 --> 01:53:00,450
(GRUNTING)
1972
01:53:02,450 --> 01:53:04,150
This is madness.
1973
01:53:04,150 --> 01:53:05,690
(ALL CLAMORING)
1974
01:53:17,530 --> 01:53:19,200
Go! Go, now!
1975
01:53:36,750 --> 01:53:38,490
(CREATURES SNARLING)
1976
01:53:44,060 --> 01:53:45,960
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1977
01:53:56,440 --> 01:53:57,640
(MAN SCREAMS)
1978
01:53:58,370 --> 01:53:59,540
(GUN FIRING)
1979
01:54:20,230 --> 01:54:21,600
For Asgard.
1980
01:54:35,810 --> 01:54:37,280
SKURGE: Hela!
1981
01:54:44,220 --> 01:54:45,420
(GUN CLICKS)
1982
01:54:46,190 --> 01:54:47,190
(GRUNTS)
1983
01:54:48,420 --> 01:54:49,490
(YELLS)
1984
01:54:50,620 --> 01:54:52,030
(GROANS)
1985
01:55:01,730 --> 01:55:06,040
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.
1986
01:55:13,310 --> 01:55:14,320
(GASPING)
1987
01:55:17,620 --> 01:55:18,820
Hela, enough!
1988
01:55:22,420 --> 01:55:25,460
You want Asgard, it's yours.
1989
01:55:25,460 --> 01:55:29,130
Whatever game you're
playing, it won't work.
1990
01:55:29,130 --> 01:55:30,660
You can't defeat me.
1991
01:55:31,360 --> 01:55:32,630
No, I know.
1992
01:55:34,400 --> 01:55:35,440
But he can.
1993
01:55:37,270 --> 01:55:39,670
(ROARING)
1994
01:55:39,670 --> 01:55:41,180
No.
1995
01:55:41,770 --> 01:55:44,140
(HELA GRUNTS)
1996
01:55:49,650 --> 01:55:53,320
Tremble before me, Asgard!
1997
01:55:53,320 --> 01:55:55,420
I am your reckoning!
1998
01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:06,330
The people are safe.
1999
01:56:06,330 --> 01:56:08,240
That's all that matters.
2000
01:56:09,900 --> 01:56:11,770
THOR: We're fulfilling
the prophecy.
2001
01:56:11,770 --> 01:56:13,410
I hate this prophecy.
2002
01:56:13,410 --> 01:56:15,370
So do I,
but we have no choice.
2003
01:56:15,380 --> 01:56:17,340
Surtur destroys Asgard...
2004
01:56:17,340 --> 01:56:19,750
he destroys Hela,
so that our people may live.
2005
01:56:19,750 --> 01:56:21,480
But we need to let him
finish the job,
2006
01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:22,680
- otherwise...
- (HULK ROARING)
2007
01:56:24,280 --> 01:56:25,350
No!
2008
01:56:25,350 --> 01:56:26,590
(HULK ROARING)
2009
01:56:27,620 --> 01:56:29,720
Hulk, stop, you moron!
2010
01:56:29,720 --> 01:56:31,430
(HULK GRUNTING)
2011
01:56:32,390 --> 01:56:33,390
(ROARS)
2012
01:56:34,230 --> 01:56:35,800
(SCREAMING)
2013
01:56:38,730 --> 01:56:39,900
THOR: Hulk, stop.
2014
01:56:39,900 --> 01:56:43,140
Just for once in your life,
don't smash.
2015
01:56:44,270 --> 01:56:45,970
Big monster!
2016
01:56:45,970 --> 01:56:47,540
Let's go!
2017
01:56:47,980 --> 01:56:49,270
(GROWLS)
2018
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:50,280
Fine.
2019
01:56:53,280 --> 01:56:54,350
(HULK GRUNTS)
2020
01:57:01,450 --> 01:57:02,460
(GRUNTS)
2021
01:57:14,440 --> 01:57:17,340
SURTUR: I am Asgard's doom!
2022
01:57:19,610 --> 01:57:20,870
(LAUGHING)
2023
01:57:40,330 --> 01:57:42,530
The damage
is not too bad.
2024
01:57:42,530 --> 01:57:44,660
As long as the foundations
are still strong...
2025
01:57:44,660 --> 01:57:46,500
we can rebuild this place.
2026
01:57:46,500 --> 01:57:48,800
It will become a haven...
2027
01:57:48,800 --> 01:57:51,770
for all peoples and aliens
of the universe.
2028
01:57:58,380 --> 01:58:01,880
Now those foundations
are gone. Sorry.
2029
01:58:01,880 --> 01:58:03,620
(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
2030
01:58:16,060 --> 01:58:18,000
What have I done?
2031
01:58:19,330 --> 01:58:21,800
You saved us from extinction.
2032
01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:23,670
Asgard is not a place...
2033
01:58:25,070 --> 01:58:26,980
it's a people.
2034
01:58:55,870 --> 01:58:57,470
It suits you.
2035
01:59:00,070 --> 01:59:02,880
Maybe you're not so bad
after all, brother.
2036
01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:04,480
Maybe not.
2037
01:59:05,650 --> 01:59:07,580
Thank you.
2038
01:59:07,580 --> 01:59:09,980
If you were here,
I might even give you a hug.
2039
01:59:14,050 --> 01:59:15,460
I'm here.
2040
01:59:39,680 --> 01:59:41,720
Your throne.
2041
01:59:56,030 --> 01:59:59,500
So. King of Asgard.
2042
02:00:09,910 --> 02:00:11,010
Where to?
2043
02:00:12,110 --> 02:00:13,950
I'm not sure.
2044
02:00:13,950 --> 02:00:15,550
Any suggestions?
2045
02:00:17,890 --> 02:00:19,990
Miek, where are you from?
2046
02:00:19,990 --> 02:00:21,990
Oh, Miek's dead.
2047
02:00:21,990 --> 02:00:25,420
Yeah, no, I accidentally
stomped on him on the bridge.
2048
02:00:25,430 --> 02:00:26,890
I've just felt so guilty,
2049
02:00:26,890 --> 02:00:28,370
I've been carrying him
around all day.
2050
02:00:30,100 --> 02:00:32,100
- (CHITTERING)
- (GASPS) Miek, you're alive!
2051
02:00:32,100 --> 02:00:33,500
He's alive, guys.
2052
02:00:33,500 --> 02:00:34,820
What was
your question again, bro?
2053
02:00:36,100 --> 02:00:37,940
Earth it is.
2054
02:00:37,940 --> 02:00:39,940
(MUSIC PLAYING)
2055
02:02:54,310 --> 02:02:55,970
Do you really think
it's a good idea
2056
02:02:55,980 --> 02:02:57,210
to go back to Earth?
2057
02:02:57,210 --> 02:02:58,210
Yes, of course.
2058
02:02:58,210 --> 02:03:01,110
The people of Earth love me.
I'm very popular.
2059
02:03:01,110 --> 02:03:03,180
Let me rephrase that.
2060
02:03:03,180 --> 02:03:05,080
Do you really think
it's a good idea
2061
02:03:05,090 --> 02:03:06,990
to bring me back to Earth?
2062
02:03:06,990 --> 02:03:09,150
Probably not,
to be honest.
2063
02:03:09,160 --> 02:03:10,990
I wouldn't worry, brother.
2064
02:03:10,990 --> 02:03:14,100
I feel like everything's
gonna work out fine.
2065
02:03:17,160 --> 02:03:18,970
(LOW RUMBLING)
2066
02:03:31,210 --> 02:03:33,250
(MUSIC PLAYING)
2067
02:09:39,180 --> 02:09:40,550
(GROANING)
2068
02:09:43,020 --> 02:09:44,020
Oh, boy.
2069
02:09:46,120 --> 02:09:48,120
(SCRAPPERS EXCLAIMING)
2070
02:09:50,620 --> 02:09:52,560
(GROANS) Oh.
2071
02:09:52,560 --> 02:09:57,000
I just gotta say,
I'm proud of you all.
2072
02:09:57,000 --> 02:10:00,460
This revolution has been
a huge success. Yay, us!
2073
02:10:00,470 --> 02:10:03,170
Pat on the back.
Pat on the back.
2074
02:10:03,170 --> 02:10:05,670
Come on. No?
2075
02:10:05,670 --> 02:10:08,040
Me too. 'Cause I've been
a big part of it.
2076
02:10:08,040 --> 02:10:11,010
Can't have a revolution
without somebody to overthrow.
2077
02:10:11,010 --> 02:10:13,180
So, you're welcome.
2078
02:10:13,180 --> 02:10:15,450
And, uh, it's a tie.
2079
02:10:15,450 --> 02:10:22,450
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