00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:05,210 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:55,340 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resynced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick. 3 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:57,560 THOR: Now, I know what you're thinking. 4 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,000 "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" 5 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,300 Well, sometimes you have to get captured 6 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,100 just to get a straight answer out of somebody. 7 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:07,340 It's a long story, 8 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:09,310 but basically, I'm a bit of a hero. 9 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,480 See, I spent some time on Earth... 10 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,780 fought some robots, 11 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:16,780 saved the planet a couple of times. 12 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:18,580 Then I went searching through the cosmos 13 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:22,320 for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things. 14 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,860 Didn't find any. 15 00:01:24,860 --> 00:01:26,320 That's when I came across 16 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:29,030 a path of death and destruction... 17 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:32,270 which led me all the way here into this cage... 18 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:35,270 where I met you. 19 00:01:38,870 --> 00:01:40,840 Hmm. 20 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,940 How much longer do you think we'll be here? 21 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:44,650 (CHAIN RATTLING) 22 00:01:48,450 --> 00:01:49,680 (GRUNTS) 23 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:56,850 (SURTUR CHUCKLING) 24 00:01:56,860 --> 00:02:01,030 Thor, son of Odin. 25 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:04,600 Surtur, son of a bitch. 26 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,370 You're still alive. 27 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:10,070 I thought my father killed you a half a million years ago. 28 00:02:10,070 --> 00:02:11,900 I cannot die. 29 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:13,840 Not until I fulfill my destiny... 30 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,380 and lay waste to your home. 31 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:17,910 It's funny you should mention that. 32 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:20,480 Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late. 33 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,820 Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins. 34 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:24,380 And you, Surtur, 35 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:25,780 are at the center of all of them. 36 00:02:25,790 --> 00:02:29,790 Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard. 37 00:02:29,790 --> 00:02:32,020 - The great prophecy... - Hang on. 38 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:34,630 - Hang on. - (CHAIN CREAKING) 39 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:37,630 I'll be back around shortly. 40 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:40,500 I really feel like we were connecting there. 41 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:42,470 (GRUNTS) 42 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,670 Okay, so Ragnarok. 43 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:46,540 Tell me about that. Walk me through it. 44 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:48,670 My time has come. 45 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,910 When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame... 46 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:54,780 I shall be restored to my full might. 47 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:57,120 I will tower over the mountains... 48 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,920 and bury my sword deep in Asgard's... 49 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,690 THOR: Oh, hang on. Give it a second. 50 00:03:02,690 --> 00:03:04,020 I swear I'm not even moving. 51 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:05,760 It's just doing this on its own. 52 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,430 - I'm really sorry. - (SIGHS) 53 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:10,060 Okay, so let me get this straight. 54 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:13,900 You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame... 55 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,540 and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house? 56 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:17,740 A mountain! 57 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:20,970 The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard? 58 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:23,740 Odin is not on Asgard. 59 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:27,810 And your absence has left the throne defenseless. 60 00:03:27,810 --> 00:03:29,820 Okay, so where is it? This crown? 61 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:33,150 This is my crown, the source of my power. 62 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:34,990 Oh, that's a crown. 63 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:36,790 I thought it was a big eyebrow. 64 00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:38,020 It's a crown. 65 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:41,790 Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok... 66 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,800 is rip that thing off your head. 67 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,600 (LAUGHS) But Ragnarok has already begun. 68 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,630 You cannot stop it. 69 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,140 (METAL SCRAPING) 70 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:02,210 I am Asgard's doom, and so are you. 71 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:06,020 All will suffer, all will burn. 72 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:07,920 Oh, that's intense. 73 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,920 To be honest, seeing you grow really big... 74 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,990 and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. 75 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:15,530 But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B... 76 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:17,460 where I bust out of these chains... 77 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:19,130 knock that tiara off your head, 78 00:04:19,130 --> 00:04:21,500 and stash it away in Asgard's vault. 79 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:24,600 You cannot stop Ragnarok. 80 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,970 Why fight it? 81 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:29,540 Because that's what heroes do. 82 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:34,510 (THOR SIGHS) Hmm. 83 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,810 Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right. 84 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,220 - (DISTANT THUDDING) - Hmm? 85 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:39,790 And, now! 86 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:42,090 (GRUNTS) 87 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:44,190 (IMMIGRANT SONG BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING) 88 00:04:44,190 --> 00:04:48,060 You have made a grave mistake, Odinson. 89 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:50,830 I make grave mistakes all the time. 90 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:52,560 (GROWLING) 91 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:55,500 Everything seems to work out. 92 00:04:57,170 --> 00:04:59,070 (CREATURES SNARLING) 93 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:04,150 (CREATURES ROARING) 94 00:05:25,970 --> 00:05:27,070 (ROARS) 95 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,140 (YELLING) 96 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:35,740 (ROARS) 97 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,050 (SURTUR LAUGHING) 98 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,260 (GRUNTING) 99 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:51,260 (YELLING) 100 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,500 Huh? 101 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,980 (CREATURES SNARLING) 102 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:15,750 Heimdall, I know it's been a while, 103 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,750 but I could really use a fast exit. 104 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:21,690 Heimdall? 105 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:23,720 SKURGE: Heimdall was an idiot. 106 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,620 This job should have made him rich. 107 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:28,160 Now, the job ain't easy... 108 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,230 but it does have its benefits. 109 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:32,700 The Bifrost gives me access to everything 110 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:34,770 the Nine Realms has to offer. 111 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:37,010 I mean it's all mine for the taking. 112 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:39,740 Behold... 113 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,340 my stuff. 114 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,140 Ooh. 115 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:47,150 I'm particularly fond of these. 116 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:50,920 I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas. 117 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:55,020 I even named them. Des and Troy. 118 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:57,130 You see, when you put them together... 119 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,330 they destroy. 120 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:03,330 (ROARING) 121 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:20,310 Heimdall, come on. 122 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,150 (RUMBLING) 123 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,920 (ROARING) 124 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:41,430 Stay! 125 00:07:43,270 --> 00:07:46,800 Heimdall? I'm running short on options. 126 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:49,040 - Heimdall? - (RATTLING) 127 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,810 Um... Skurge? 128 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:52,710 (RATTLING) 129 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,320 Is that important? 130 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,120 SKURGE: You girls are in for a treat. 131 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:19,640 (ROARING) 132 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,280 (MUSIC PLAYING) 133 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:48,470 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 134 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:50,710 (SQUEAKING) 135 00:08:53,940 --> 00:08:56,010 (CREATURE EXHALES) 136 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:57,210 (BOTH SCREAMING) 137 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:58,210 Girls! 138 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,080 Well, well, well. Look who decided to pop in. 139 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,120 Thanks for scaring away my company 140 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,020 and drenching my workplace in brains. 141 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:08,890 Who are you? 142 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:10,990 Don't you remember? I'm Skurge. 143 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:12,390 We fought together on Vanaheim. 144 00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:15,190 Right. Where is Heimdall? 145 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,070 That traitor. No one knows. He's a fugitive of the throne. 146 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,900 Traitor? 147 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,270 Yeah. Well, you see, Odin charged Heimdall 148 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,500 with negligence of duty... 149 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,770 but he disappeared before the trial. 150 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:25,870 Hard to catch a guy 151 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:27,010 who can see everything in the universe. 152 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:28,040 Sure. 153 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,810 Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival. 154 00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:32,110 (WHOOSHES) 155 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,350 (SIGHS) 156 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,330 (ALL GASP) 157 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:56,740 What the hell is that? 158 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:04,210 (CHOIR VOCALIZING) 159 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:07,210 MAN 1: Oh, brother. This is it. 160 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,310 I take my leave. 161 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,550 MAN 2: You fool, you didn't listen! 162 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:12,920 MAN 1: I'm sorry. 163 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,080 Lady Sif, get help! 164 00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:16,020 Somebody, help! 165 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,450 MAN 1: Sorry for all I've done. 166 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,460 Shh. It's all right. Hold on. 167 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:23,090 I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth. 168 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,500 They'd be lucky to have you. 169 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,830 I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. 170 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,470 - I just couldn't help myself. - I know. 171 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:30,970 I'm a trickster. 172 00:10:30,970 --> 00:10:33,070 So mischievous. 173 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:35,870 Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog. 174 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,410 It was a wonderful joke. 175 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:39,580 'Twas indeed hilarious. (CHUCKLES) 176 00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:42,080 MAN 2: You are the savior of Asgard. 177 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,080 - Tell my story. - I will. 178 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,420 Build a statue for me. 179 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:47,320 We will build a big statue for you. 180 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:51,160 With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns. 181 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,890 I will tell Father what you did here today. 182 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:59,130 I didn't do it for him. 183 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,500 (GROANS) 184 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,210 (VOCALIZING) 185 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:10,070 No! 186 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,980 (SOBBING) 187 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,480 And so, Loki died of his wounds... 188 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,550 giving his life for ours. 189 00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:21,420 He fought back those disgusting elves... 190 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:23,390 he brought peace to the realm. 191 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:26,360 Loki, my boy... 192 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,160 'twas many moons ago I found you 193 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,000 on that frostbitten battlefield. 194 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,560 On that day, I did not yet see in you... 195 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:36,130 Asgard's savior. No. 196 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:41,370 You were merely a little blue baby icicle... 197 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:44,940 that melted this old fool's heart. 198 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,940 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 199 00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:49,520 Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo. 200 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,360 Father. 201 00:11:56,390 --> 00:11:57,990 Oh, shit. 202 00:11:57,990 --> 00:12:00,290 Uh, my son, Thor, has returned! 203 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:03,460 - Greetings, my boy. - (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 204 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,330 It's an interesting play. What's it called? 205 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:07,370 The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard. 206 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:09,530 The people wanted to commemorate him. 207 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:11,100 THOR: Ah, indeed they should. 208 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,300 I like the statue. 209 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,970 A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though. 210 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,880 A little less weaselly, less greasy, maybe. 211 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,680 Do you know what this is? 212 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,980 The skull of Surtur. That's a formidable weapon! 213 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:25,550 Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault... 214 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,320 so it doesn't turn into a giant monster 215 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,920 and destroy the whole planet. 216 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,120 Thank you, dear. Um... 217 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,160 So it's back to Midgard for you, is it? 218 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,630 Nope. 219 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:39,500 I've been having this reoccurring dream lately. 220 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,470 Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins. 221 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,700 ODIN: That's just a silly dream... 222 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,670 signs of an overactive imagination. 223 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:46,770 THOR: Possibly. 224 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:49,210 But then I decide to go out there and investigate. 225 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:50,340 And what do I find, 226 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,380 but the Nine Realms completely in chaos. 227 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:56,480 Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise... 228 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,150 all while you, Odin, 229 00:12:58,150 --> 00:12:59,550 the protector of those Nine Realms... 230 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:01,320 are sitting here in your bathrobe, 231 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,390 eating grapes. 232 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:05,020 Yes, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom. 233 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:08,030 Yes, of course, the freedom to be massacred. 234 00:13:09,630 --> 00:13:12,030 Yes, besides I've been rather busy myself. 235 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,030 Watching theater. 236 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:15,230 Board meetings, and security council meetings... 237 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:16,400 You're really gonna make me do it? 238 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,400 Do what? 239 00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:21,270 (ALL GASP) 240 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:23,440 You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir 241 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,210 as it returns to my hand. 242 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,710 Not even your face. 243 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:29,250 You've gone quite mad. You'll be executed for this. 244 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:32,020 Then I'll see you on the other side, brother. 245 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,560 All right, I yield. 246 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:37,590 (ALL GASP) 247 00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:45,630 Behold! 248 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,970 Thor... 249 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,100 - Odinson. - No. 250 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,340 You had one job. Just the one. 251 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:57,380 Where's Odin? 252 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,140 You just couldn't stay away, could you? 253 00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:01,350 Everything was fine without you. 254 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:04,250 Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything. 255 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,480 - Ask them. - Where's Father? 256 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,220 - Did you kill him? - You had what you wanted. 257 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,290 You had the independence you asked for. 258 00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:09,390 (GRUNTS) Whoa, whoa, whoa! 259 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,660 Okay. I know exactly where he is. 260 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,630 (SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE) 261 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,710 I swear I left him right here. 262 00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:28,570 THOR: Right here on the sidewalk, 263 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,310 or right there where the building is being demolished? 264 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,540 Great planning. 265 00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:32,580 How was I supposed to know? 266 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,450 Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch. 267 00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,780 No? Then why do you dress like one? 268 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,820 - Hey. - I can't believe you're alive. 269 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,490 I saw you die. 270 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:42,290 I mourned you, I cried for you. 271 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,720 I'm honored. 272 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,660 GIRL: Ask him. 273 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,720 Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us? 274 00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:49,160 - Oh, sure. - (GIRLS GIGGLING) 275 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,560 Start figuring out where he is. 276 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:52,700 - (CAMERA CLICKS) - GIRL: Oh, my God. 277 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,800 Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you. 278 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,270 She didn't dump me, you know. 279 00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:59,210 I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping. 280 00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,310 What's this? What are you doing? 281 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,380 This isn't me. 282 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,510 (YELPS) 283 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,580 THOR: (WHISPERS) Loki. 284 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,090 (HORN HONKS) 285 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:29,070 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 286 00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,640 Thor Odinson. 287 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,720 God of Thunder. 288 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,790 You can put down the umbrella. 289 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:00,370 (THUDS) 290 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,540 So, Earth has, uh, wizards now? 291 00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,750 - (CHUCKLING) - (CLATTERING) 292 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,450 The preferred term is 293 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,550 "Master of the Mystic Arts." You can leave that now. 294 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,220 All right, wizard. 295 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,690 Who are you? Why should I care? 296 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,720 My name is Doctor Stephen Strange, 297 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,930 and I have some questions for you. 298 00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,130 Take a seat. 299 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,270 Tea? 300 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,200 I don't drink tea. 301 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,510 What do you drink? 302 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:42,680 Not tea. 303 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,810 So, I keep a watch list 304 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,780 of individuals and beings from other realms... 305 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,350 that may be a threat to this world. 306 00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:55,420 Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings. 307 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,790 He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm. 308 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,590 Then why bring him here? 309 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,690 We're looking for my father. 310 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:07,000 So, if I were to tell you where Odin was... 311 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,600 all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard? 312 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,740 Promptly. 313 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,500 Great! Then I'll help you. 314 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:15,240 If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me? 315 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,410 I have to tell you, he was adamant 316 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,440 that he not be disturbed. 317 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,840 Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile. 318 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:24,450 - Hmm. - And you don't have a phone. 319 00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:26,280 No, I don't have a phone... 320 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,850 but you could have sent an electronic letter. 321 00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,250 It's called an email. 322 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,320 - Yeah, do you have a computer? - No. What for? 323 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,990 - Uh-huh. - Anyway, 324 00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:34,890 my father is no longer in exile. 325 00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:36,590 So if you could tell me where he is, 326 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,830 I can take him home. 327 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:40,500 Gladly. He's in Norway. 328 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,830 I'm just seeing whether this incantation 329 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,940 requires any Asgardian modifications. 330 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:47,740 Nope. 331 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:49,810 Oh, we don't need that. 332 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:54,580 (SIGHS) 333 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,220 Will you stop doing that? 334 00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,320 (STAMMERS) 335 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,350 I need just one strand of your hair. 336 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:03,250 Let me explain something. 337 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,790 My hair is not to be meddled with. (WINCES) 338 00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,000 We could have just walked. 339 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,700 He's waiting for you. 340 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,010 All right. 341 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,710 Don't forget your umbrella. 342 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,910 Oh, yes. 343 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,610 (DISTANT CRASHING) 344 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,650 (CRASHING CONTINUES) 345 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,750 Sorry. 346 00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:37,790 There we go. 347 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:40,490 I suppose I'll need my brother back. 348 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:41,890 Oh, yeah. Right. 349 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,330 (LOKI SCREAMING) 350 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,770 (LOKI GRUNTING) 351 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:51,440 I have been falling for 30 minutes! 352 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,640 You can handle him from here. 353 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,340 Yes. Of course. 354 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,770 Thank you very much for your help. 355 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,910 Good luck. 356 00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,980 Handle me? Who are you? 357 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,780 Loki. 358 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,910 LOKI: You think you're some kind of sorcerer? 359 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,020 Don't think for one minute, you second-rate... 360 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,080 Bye-bye. 361 00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:06,820 (LOKI GRUNTING) 362 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:11,060 (PANTING) 363 00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,730 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 364 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:31,780 Father? 365 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:36,420 Look at this place. It's beautiful. 366 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,890 Father, it's us. 367 00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:47,800 My sons. 368 00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,530 I've been waiting for you. 369 00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,030 I know. We've come to take you home. 370 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:53,830 Home, yes. 371 00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:58,010 Your mother, she calls me. 372 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,410 Do you hear it? 373 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,880 Loki, lift your magic. 374 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,280 (CHUCKLES) 375 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,450 Took me quite a while to break free from your spell. 376 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,980 Frigga would have been proud. 377 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:13,750 Come and sit with me. I don't have much time. 378 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,390 (ODIN SIGHS) 379 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,030 I know that we failed you. 380 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,530 But we can make this right. 381 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,530 I failed you. 382 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,440 It is upon us. Ragnarok. 383 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,470 No, I've stopped Ragnarok. I put an end to Surtur. 384 00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:35,210 No. 385 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,480 It has already begun. She's coming. 386 00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,880 My life was all that held her back. 387 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,120 But my time has come. 388 00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:46,920 I cannot keep her away any longer. 389 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,120 Father, who are you talking about? 390 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,060 Goddess of Death. Hela. 391 00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,760 My firstborn. 392 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:56,860 Your sister. 393 00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:01,730 Your what? 394 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:08,100 Her violent appetites grew beyond my control. 395 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:11,510 I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her. 396 00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:13,680 Locked her away. 397 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,950 She draws her strength from Asgard... 398 00:21:17,950 --> 00:21:22,120 and once she gets there, her powers will be limitless. 399 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,620 Whatever she is, we can stop her together. We can face her together. 400 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:25,630 No, we won't. 401 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,990 I'm on a different path now. 402 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,560 This you must face alone. 403 00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:34,640 I love you, my sons. 404 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,810 Look at that. 405 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:44,480 Remember this place. 406 00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:47,510 Home. 407 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,620 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 408 00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:16,910 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 409 00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:21,880 (WIND HOWLING) 410 00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:25,890 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 411 00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:28,250 Brother. 412 00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:32,630 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 413 00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:36,090 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 414 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:39,000 This was your doing. 415 00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,720 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 416 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,800 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 417 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,710 So he's gone. 418 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,080 That's a shame. I would've liked to have seen that. 419 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,720 You must be Hela. 420 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,950 I'm Thor, son of Odin. 421 00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:37,790 Really? You don't look like him. 422 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:39,720 Perhaps we can come to an arrangement. 423 00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:41,630 You sound like him. 424 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,830 Kneel. 425 00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:46,100 Beg your pardon? 426 00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:52,010 Kneel. 427 00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:56,980 Before your queen. 428 00:23:58,210 --> 00:23:59,710 I don't think so. 429 00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:01,850 (GRUNTS) 430 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:06,650 (VIBRATING) 431 00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:13,690 It's not possible. 432 00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:17,230 Darling, you have no idea what's possible. 433 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:22,670 (BOTH GROANING) 434 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,880 (BOTH PANTING) 435 00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:38,450 Bring us back! 436 00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:39,720 No! 437 00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:49,800 Loki! 438 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,870 (LOKI SCREAMING) 439 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,410 (THOR GRUNTS) 440 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,520 Who are you? What have you done with Thor? 441 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:40,310 (YELLS) 442 00:25:40,310 --> 00:25:41,680 (GROANS) 443 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,820 I'm Hela. 444 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:50,090 I'm just a janitor. 445 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,230 You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. 446 00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:58,030 How would you like a job? 447 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:02,170 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 448 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:53,920 (GRUNTS) 449 00:26:57,590 --> 00:26:59,790 (GROANING) 450 00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:03,530 (DISTANT THUDDING) 451 00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:18,310 (THUNDER CRACKS) 452 00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:40,130 (ALARM BLARING) 453 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,660 Are you a fighter? 454 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,600 Or are you food? 455 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,970 I'm just passing through. 456 00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:17,430 It is food. 457 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,540 On your knees. 458 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,170 (COCKS GUN) 459 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,310 - (SCRAPPER SCREAMS) - (GRUNTS) 460 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,480 (GROANING) 461 00:28:35,690 --> 00:28:37,590 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 462 00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:42,530 (ALL EXCLAIM) 463 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,920 - (GLASS SHATTERS) - He's mine. 464 00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:13,190 Wait! 465 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:19,300 (SQUELCHES) 466 00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:23,200 Wait! 467 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,600 He's mine. 468 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,110 So if you want him, you go through me. 469 00:29:30,110 --> 00:29:31,440 But we've already got him. 470 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,580 All right, then. I guess I go through you. 471 00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:38,150 - (COCKS GUN) - More food. 472 00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:45,290 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 473 00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:49,000 (POWERING UP) 474 00:29:53,630 --> 00:29:55,070 (ALL SCREAMING) 475 00:30:00,670 --> 00:30:01,940 (SIGHS) 476 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,380 (PANTING) 477 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,250 (GRUNTING) 478 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,350 (SCRAPPER SCREAMS) 479 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,650 - (DISTANT CRASH) - Thank you. 480 00:30:16,490 --> 00:30:17,620 (GROANS) 481 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,120 (GROANS) 482 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,160 Scrapper 142. I need clearance and an audience with the boss. 483 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,130 I've got something special. 484 00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:58,400 Hey! Where are you taking me? 485 00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:01,100 Answer me! 486 00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:02,500 Hey! 487 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:06,400 I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard. 488 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,710 - Many apologies, your majesty. - (DEVICE BEEPING) 489 00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:10,210 (GROANING) 490 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:40,810 It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. 491 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:51,550 I am Hela, Odin's firstborn... 492 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:54,180 the commander of the Legions of Asgard... 493 00:31:54,190 --> 00:31:55,750 the rightful heir to the throne, 494 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,790 and the Goddess of Death. 495 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,760 My father is dead. 496 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,360 As are the princes. You're welcome. 497 00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:08,700 We were once the seat 498 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,870 of absolute power in the cosmos. 499 00:32:10,870 --> 00:32:13,340 Our supremacy was unchallenged. 500 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:16,540 Yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms. 501 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:20,080 Our destiny is to rule over all others. 502 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:24,250 And I am here to restore that power. 503 00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:27,180 Kneel before me... 504 00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:31,220 and rise into the ranks of my great conquest. 505 00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:34,460 Whoever you are... 506 00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:37,590 whatever you've done, surrender now! 507 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,900 Or we will show you no mercy. 508 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:41,630 Whoever I am? 509 00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:44,400 Did you listen to a word I said? 510 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,440 This is your last warning! 511 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,810 I thought you'd be happy to see me. 512 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,450 (SIGHS) 513 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,720 Fine. 514 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,190 (GRUNTING) 515 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,560 SOLDIER: Charge! 516 00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:13,570 (ALL YELLING) 517 00:33:16,670 --> 00:33:18,300 (MEN GROANING) 518 00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:28,520 (GUNS FIRING) 519 00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,630 (MEN GROANING) 520 00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:46,200 (BONES CRUNCHING) 521 00:33:51,770 --> 00:33:52,840 (GRUNTS) 522 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:09,520 Oh, I've missed this. 523 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,450 Still, it's a shame. 524 00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:13,720 Good soldiers dying for nothing... 525 00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:16,290 all because they couldn't see the future. 526 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,660 Sad. 527 00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:20,830 - (HOGUN GROANING) - Oh, look, still alive. 528 00:34:20,830 --> 00:34:22,740 (GROANING) 529 00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:30,310 Change of heart? 530 00:34:30,310 --> 00:34:32,680 Go back to whatever cave you crept out of. 531 00:34:33,950 --> 00:34:35,510 You evil demoness! 532 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,520 (GROANS) 533 00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:41,490 HELA: Let's go see my palace. 534 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,940 (DOOR OPENS) 535 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,580 (MACHINERY POWERING UP) 536 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:14,690 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Fear not, for you are found. 537 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,720 You are home, and there is no going back. 538 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:20,630 (STRAINS) 539 00:35:21,630 --> 00:35:24,360 No one leaves this place. 540 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,030 But what is this place? 541 00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:29,500 The answer is Sakaar. 542 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,100 (SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING) 543 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,570 Surrounded by cosmic gateways... 544 00:35:33,570 --> 00:35:36,570 Sakaar lives on the edge of the known and unknown. 545 00:35:36,570 --> 00:35:38,410 It is the collection point 546 00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:40,340 for all lost and unloved things... 547 00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:42,040 like you. 548 00:35:42,050 --> 00:35:44,980 But here on Sakaar, you are significant. 549 00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:46,720 You are valuable. 550 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,350 Here you are loved. 551 00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:49,620 What the hell? 552 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:52,720 And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster. 553 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,720 He is the original, 554 00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:56,990 the first lost and the first found... 555 00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,090 the creator of Sakaar... 556 00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:01,800 and father of the Contest of Champions. 557 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,370 Where once you were nothing, now you are something. 558 00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:09,640 You are the property of the Grandmaster. 559 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,140 Congratulations! 560 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:15,110 You will meet the Grandmaster in 5 seconds. 561 00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:16,620 Prepare yourself. 562 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,520 Prepare yourself. 563 00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:24,690 You are now meeting the Grandmaster. 564 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:25,960 (SCREAMING) 565 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,900 Hmm, hmm, hmm. 566 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,100 (STRAINING) 567 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,800 He's wonderful. It is a he? 568 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,040 It is a he. 569 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,140 Yeah. 570 00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:44,470 I love when you come to visit, 142. 571 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,110 You bring me the best stuff. 572 00:36:46,110 --> 00:36:47,980 Whenever we get to talking, Topaz, 573 00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,880 about Scrapper 142... 574 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,480 what do I always say? 575 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,650 "She is the..." And it starts with a "B." 576 00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:54,690 Trash. 577 00:36:55,690 --> 00:36:58,420 No, not trash. 578 00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,820 Were you waiting just to call her that? 579 00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:01,590 It doesn't start with a "B." 580 00:37:01,590 --> 00:37:02,690 Booze hag. 581 00:37:05,430 --> 00:37:07,830 Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best." I was thinking about "best." 582 00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:09,130 'Cause I always say you're the best. 583 00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,200 She brought me my beloved champion, you know. 584 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,170 You say that every time she's here. 585 00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:14,610 What have you brought today? Tell me. 586 00:37:14,870 --> 00:37:16,010 A contender. 587 00:37:16,010 --> 00:37:17,110 A what? 588 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,540 I need to go closer. I want a closer look at this. 589 00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:21,680 Can you take us closer? Thank you. 590 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,880 (SNAPPING FINGERS) 591 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,090 Pay this lady. 592 00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:37,030 Just wait a damn minute. 593 00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:39,630 (STRAINING) I'm not for sale. 594 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:40,700 (GRUNTS) 595 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:44,470 (GROANING) 596 00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,600 (CHUCKLES) Man, he's a fighter. 597 00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:49,010 I take 10 million. 598 00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:50,040 Tell her she's dreaming. 599 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,710 Oh, for heaven's sakes, transfer the units. 600 00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:53,710 (DEVICE BEEPS) 601 00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:00,950 (WEAKLY) You'll pay for this. 602 00:38:00,950 --> 00:38:02,450 No, I got paid for this. 603 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,840 - Here's what I wanna know. - (DEVICE BEEPS) 604 00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:08,560 Who are you? 605 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:13,130 I am the God of Thunder. 606 00:38:13,130 --> 00:38:14,930 - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) - Wow. 607 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,230 I didn't hear any thunder, 608 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,100 but out of your fingers, was that sparkles? 609 00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,540 We've located your cousin. 610 00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:24,010 Uh, oh, good! 611 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,280 Yeah, come on. I think you're gonna like this. 612 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,540 There he is. 613 00:38:27,550 --> 00:38:29,210 Hey, cuz. 614 00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:31,650 We almost couldn't find you. What, you been hiding? 615 00:38:31,650 --> 00:38:33,120 Hi. 616 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,550 - (GROANS) - GRANDMASTER: Hmm. 617 00:38:34,550 --> 00:38:35,850 So... 618 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,650 Please. 619 00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,220 (GROANS) I'm sorry. 620 00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:40,690 Yeah. 621 00:38:40,690 --> 00:38:41,890 Carlo... 622 00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,290 I pardon you. 623 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,900 (SIGHS) Oh, thank you. 624 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,200 Thank you. 625 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,170 You're officially pardoned. From life. 626 00:38:50,170 --> 00:38:52,100 - (SCREAMING) - (SIZZLING) 627 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:57,080 (GROANS) Help me. 628 00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,780 Oh, my God! 629 00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:02,780 I'm stepping in it. I'm stepping in it. Look! 630 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,080 Wow. 631 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,080 Oh, the smell. 632 00:39:07,090 --> 00:39:08,580 What does it smell like? 633 00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:10,790 - Burnt toast. - (CHUCKLES) 634 00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:12,860 What happened to my manners? 635 00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:14,620 I haven't properly introduced myself. 636 00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:16,890 Come on. Uh, follow me. 637 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,030 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - My name is Grandmaster. 638 00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:20,830 I preside over a little harlequinade 639 00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:22,700 called the Contest of Champions. 640 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:23,970 People come from far and wide 641 00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:25,600 to unwillingly participate in it. 642 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,700 And you, my friend, 643 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,140 might just be part of the new cast. 644 00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:29,440 What do you say to that? 645 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,780 We're not friends and I don't give a shit about your games. 646 00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:33,210 I'm going back to Asgard. 647 00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:36,110 - Ass-gard. - (MUSIC CONTINUES) 648 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:38,250 One, two, three, four. 649 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:42,080 LOKI: There was a wormhole in space and time beneath me. 650 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:45,590 At that moment, I let go. (LAUGHS) 651 00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:46,690 Loki? 652 00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:49,830 Loki! Loki! 653 00:39:49,830 --> 00:39:53,200 - Over here. Over here. - (LAUGHING) 654 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,030 - Excuse me one second. - Loki! 655 00:39:55,030 --> 00:39:56,600 - (SHUSHING) - (BOTH WHISPERING) 656 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,970 - What? - You're alive? 657 00:39:57,970 --> 00:39:59,770 - Yes, of course I'm alive. - What are you doing here? 658 00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:00,840 What do you mean, what am I doing? 659 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,100 I'm stuck in this stupid chair. 660 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:03,610 - Where's your chair? - I didn't get a chair. 661 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:04,940 - Get me out of this one. - I can't. 662 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:06,280 - Get me out. What? - I can't. 663 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,340 I've made friends with this man. 664 00:40:07,350 --> 00:40:08,740 He's called the Grandmaster. 665 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:09,950 - Oh, he's crazy! - I've gained his favor. 666 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,750 The Bifrost brought me out here weeks ago. 667 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:12,980 - Weeks ago? - Yes. 668 00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:13,950 I just got here. 669 00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:15,250 (WHISPERS) What are you whispering about? 670 00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:16,220 (YELPS) 671 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:18,290 Time works real different around these parts. 672 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:21,660 On any other world, I'd be, like, millions of years old. 673 00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:23,230 But here on Sakaar... 674 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:25,100 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 675 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:31,370 In any case, you know this, uh... 676 00:40:31,370 --> 00:40:32,900 You call yourself Lord of Thunder? 677 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,310 God of Thunder. Tell him. 678 00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:37,170 I've never met this man in my life. 679 00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:39,010 - He's my brother. - Adopted. 680 00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:40,210 Is he any kind of a fighter? 681 00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:41,310 (LAUGHS) You take this thing 682 00:40:41,310 --> 00:40:42,310 out of my neck and I'll show you. 683 00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:44,380 Now, listen to that. He's threatening me. 684 00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,680 Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal. 685 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,990 If you wanna get back to Ass-place, Assberg... 686 00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:49,920 Asgard. 687 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,160 Any contender who defeats my champion... 688 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,160 their freedom they shall win. 689 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,860 Fine. Then point me in the direction 690 00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:58,660 of whoever's ass I have to kick! 691 00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:01,230 That's what I call, contender. 692 00:41:01,230 --> 00:41:04,030 Direction would be this way, Lord. 693 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,300 Ah! Loki! 694 00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:11,680 (GRUNTING) 695 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,180 Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, man. 696 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,080 - (PANTING) - Over here. 697 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,880 The pile of rocks waving at you. Here. 698 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,450 Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being. 699 00:41:20,450 --> 00:41:22,180 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. 700 00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:23,850 I'm kind of like the leader in here. 701 00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:25,720 I'm made of rocks, as you can see. 702 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,320 But don't let that intimidate you. 703 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,390 You don't need to be afraid 704 00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:30,390 unless you're made of scissors. (CHUCKLES) 705 00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:31,790 Just a little rock-paper-scissor 706 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,960 joke for you. 707 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,900 This is my very good friend over here, Miek. 708 00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:39,200 He's an insect and has knives for hands. 709 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,900 You're a Kronan, aren't you? 710 00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:43,710 - That I am. - How'd you end up in here? 711 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,340 Ah, well, I tried to start a revolution, 712 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:46,810 but didn't print enough pamphlets. 713 00:41:46,810 --> 00:41:48,180 So hardly anyone turned up, 714 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:51,080 except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. 715 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,410 As punishment, I was forced 716 00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:55,080 to be in here and become a gladiator. 717 00:41:55,090 --> 00:41:56,790 Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. 718 00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:59,490 But I'm actually organizing another revolution. 719 00:41:59,490 --> 00:42:00,760 I don't know if you'd be interested 720 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,860 in something like that. 721 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:03,700 Do you reckon you'd be interested? 722 00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:07,030 How did you... 723 00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:09,930 Ah, yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle. 724 00:42:09,930 --> 00:42:13,200 But not a real circle, more like a freaky circle. 725 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,440 This doesn't make any sense. 726 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,070 No, nothing makes sense here, man. 727 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:17,440 The only thing that does make sense 728 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,210 is that nothing makes sense. 729 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,810 Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion? 730 00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:23,010 Doug has. 731 00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:24,150 Doug! 732 00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:25,280 Our luck, Doug's dead. 733 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,480 That's right. 734 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,080 Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes. 735 00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:30,950 What about you? You're made of rocks. 736 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,820 Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone. 737 00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,530 Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, 738 00:42:35,530 --> 00:42:37,830 warm up the crowd and whatnot. 739 00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:39,760 Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you? 740 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,260 Yes, I am. 741 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,200 Gonna fight him, win, 742 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,170 and get the hell out of this place. 743 00:42:45,170 --> 00:42:47,240 That's exactly what Doug used to say. 744 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,870 See you later, new Doug. 745 00:42:58,950 --> 00:43:01,280 Does no one remember me? 746 00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:03,860 Has no one been taught our history? 747 00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:11,460 Look at these lies. 748 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:13,030 Goblets and garden parties? 749 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,940 Peace treaties? 750 00:43:17,570 --> 00:43:19,100 Odin... 751 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,940 proud to have it... 752 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,310 ashamed of how he got it. 753 00:43:22,310 --> 00:43:23,510 (GRUNTING) 754 00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,990 We were unstoppable. 755 00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:46,030 I was his weapon in the conquest 756 00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:48,470 that built Asgard's empire. 757 00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:54,900 One by one, the realms became ours. 758 00:43:54,910 --> 00:43:59,210 But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his... 759 00:43:59,210 --> 00:44:04,150 he banished me, caged me, locked me away like an animal. 760 00:44:04,150 --> 00:44:07,120 Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored... 761 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,820 their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very palace. 762 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,570 - Odin's treasures. - Fake. 763 00:44:24,570 --> 00:44:25,900 (CLATTERS) 764 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:28,340 Most of the stuff in here is fake. 765 00:44:29,010 --> 00:44:30,180 Or weak. 766 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,250 Smaller than I thought it would be. 767 00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:36,950 That's not bad. 768 00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:38,580 (GASPS) But this... 769 00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:41,350 The Eternal Flame. 770 00:44:42,350 --> 00:44:44,260 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 771 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,880 Want to see what true power really looks like? 772 00:45:21,630 --> 00:45:22,930 (THUDS) 773 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,380 Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you? 774 00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:50,020 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn. 775 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,500 (GROWLING) 776 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,440 I've missed you. 777 00:46:08,310 --> 00:46:10,240 I've missed you all. 778 00:46:13,010 --> 00:46:14,180 THOR: Odin... 779 00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:17,610 I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla... 780 00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:20,120 where the brave shall live forever. 781 00:46:21,450 --> 00:46:24,120 Nor shall we mourn but rejoice... 782 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,420 for those that have died... 783 00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:26,860 THOR AND LOKI: ...the glorious death. 784 00:46:34,730 --> 00:46:36,400 Hurts, doesn't it? 785 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,400 Being lied to. 786 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,770 Being told you're one thing 787 00:46:39,770 --> 00:46:41,970 and then learning it's all a fiction. 788 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,780 You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? 789 00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:50,580 This place is disgusting. 790 00:46:51,650 --> 00:46:53,180 (ROCK CLATTERS) 791 00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:55,220 Does this mean you don't want my help? 792 00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:57,350 Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster. 793 00:46:57,350 --> 00:46:59,120 It took me time to win his trust. 794 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,460 He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. 795 00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:02,190 What I'm telling you is, 796 00:47:02,190 --> 00:47:03,790 you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. 797 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,290 Perhaps, in time, 798 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:08,500 an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... 799 00:47:09,170 --> 00:47:11,040 (MOUTHING WORDS) 800 00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:14,540 (ROCK CLATTERS) 801 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,210 You're not seriously thinking of going back, are you? 802 00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:22,410 Our sister destroyed your hammer 803 00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:24,610 like a piece of glass. 804 00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:26,580 She's stronger than both of us. She's stronger than you. 805 00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:28,250 You don't stand a chance. 806 00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:30,390 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 807 00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:33,430 (SCOFFS) 808 00:47:34,730 --> 00:47:35,730 Fine. 809 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:41,170 I guess I'll just have to go it alone. 810 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,100 Like I've always done. 811 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,340 Would you say something? 812 00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:51,510 Say something! 813 00:47:52,610 --> 00:47:55,280 What would you like me to say? 814 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,580 You faked your own death... 815 00:47:57,580 --> 00:48:00,320 you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power... 816 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,120 stranded him on Earth to die, 817 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,150 releasing the Goddess of Death. 818 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,520 Have I said enough or would you like me to go back 819 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,460 further than the past two days? 820 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,590 You know, I haven't seen this 821 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,760 beloved champion he talks of... 822 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,530 but I've heard he is astonishingly savage. 823 00:48:15,530 --> 00:48:18,270 I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow. 824 00:48:19,470 --> 00:48:20,570 Don't let me down. 825 00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:23,710 (GLASS SHATTERS) 826 00:48:24,540 --> 00:48:26,140 KORG: Piss off, ghost! 827 00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:30,180 He's freaking gone. 828 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,360 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 829 00:48:38,490 --> 00:48:39,690 KORG: Oh, yuck! 830 00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:41,790 There's still someone's hair and blood all over this. 831 00:48:41,790 --> 00:48:43,430 Guys, can you clean up the weapons 832 00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:44,660 once you finish your fight? 833 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,660 Disgusting slobs. 834 00:48:47,130 --> 00:48:48,660 Oh, Thor... 835 00:48:48,670 --> 00:48:50,670 wanna use a big wooden fork? 836 00:48:51,170 --> 00:48:52,300 No. 837 00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:53,570 Yeah, not really useful. 838 00:48:53,570 --> 00:48:55,440 Unless you're fighting off three vampires 839 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,710 that were huddled together. 840 00:48:57,710 --> 00:48:59,740 I really wish I had my hammer. 841 00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:00,610 Hammer? 842 00:49:00,610 --> 00:49:02,640 Quite unique. It was made from this 843 00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:05,310 special metal from the heart of a dying star. 844 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,720 And when I spun it really, really fast, 845 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,280 it gave me the ability to fly. 846 00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,520 You rode a hammer? 847 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,290 No, I didn't ride the hammer. 848 00:49:11,290 --> 00:49:12,660 The hammer rode you on your back? 849 00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:14,560 No. I used to spin it really fast, 850 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,290 and it would pull me off the... 851 00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:18,430 Oh, my God. A hammer pulled you off? 852 00:49:18,430 --> 00:49:20,300 The ground. It would pull me off the ground, 853 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:22,330 up into the air, and I would fly. 854 00:49:22,330 --> 00:49:23,430 Every time I threw it, 855 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:25,470 it would always come back to me. 856 00:49:25,470 --> 00:49:26,740 Sounds like you had a pretty special 857 00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:28,340 and intimate relationship with this hammer... 858 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:29,270 and that losing it 859 00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:32,370 was almost comparable to losing a loved one. 860 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,550 That's a nice way of putting it. 861 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,550 I said they're mine. 862 00:49:38,820 --> 00:49:40,950 See her, that's the one that put me in here. 863 00:49:40,950 --> 00:49:43,420 Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142. 864 00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:45,590 Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man. 865 00:49:45,590 --> 00:49:47,460 They are hard to perish. 866 00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:48,830 Asgardian? 867 00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:52,530 Hey. 868 00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,730 Hey. 869 00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:57,270 Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk. 870 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,400 Asgard is in danger. 871 00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:06,440 My God, you're a Valkyrie. 872 00:50:07,810 --> 00:50:09,710 I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger... 873 00:50:09,710 --> 00:50:12,310 until I found out that you were all women. 874 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,380 There's nothing wrong with women, of course. 875 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:14,580 I love women. 876 00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:16,350 Sometimes a little too much. 877 00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:17,490 Not in a creepy way, 878 00:50:17,490 --> 00:50:19,490 just more of a respectful appreciation. 879 00:50:19,490 --> 00:50:20,760 I think it's great that there is 880 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,990 an elite force of women warriors. 881 00:50:23,990 --> 00:50:25,600 It's about time. 882 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,230 Are you done? 883 00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:29,370 WARDEN: Lord of Thunder, you're up. 884 00:50:29,370 --> 00:50:30,500 Please, help me. I need your help. 885 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,500 Bye. 886 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,900 Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward. 887 00:50:33,910 --> 00:50:36,940 Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne. 888 00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:40,510 Listen closely, your majesty. This is Sakaar, not Asgard. 889 00:50:40,510 --> 00:50:42,380 And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie. 890 00:50:43,650 --> 00:50:45,620 - (DEVICE BEEPS) - (GROANING) 891 00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,680 Bring him in for processing. 892 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,590 And no one escapes this place. So you're gonna die anyway. 893 00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:05,300 BARBER: Now, don't you move. 894 00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,940 My hands ain't as steady as they used to be. 895 00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:11,270 By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair... 896 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,610 lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor. 897 00:51:15,850 --> 00:51:17,950 (WHIRRING) 898 00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:20,620 Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. 899 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:21,750 (BARBER LAUGHS) 900 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,390 Please! No! 901 00:51:23,390 --> 00:51:24,490 No! 902 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:32,560 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 903 00:51:36,670 --> 00:51:39,530 Wow! Look at all of you. (LAUGHS) 904 00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:41,070 What a show! What a night! 905 00:51:41,070 --> 00:51:42,270 Who's having fun? 906 00:51:43,410 --> 00:51:45,510 Please, I'm your host. 907 00:51:45,510 --> 00:51:46,710 Big round of applause 908 00:51:46,710 --> 00:51:48,810 for all of our undercard competitors... 909 00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:51,780 who today died so gruesomely. 910 00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:53,080 Good sports. 911 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,780 What a show! What a night! 912 00:51:55,790 --> 00:51:59,320 This is what you've come for, and so have I. 913 00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:08,000 And now, without further ado... 914 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,670 it's main event time. 915 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:12,370 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 916 00:52:12,370 --> 00:52:13,970 Making his first appearance, 917 00:52:13,970 --> 00:52:15,770 though he looks quite promising... 918 00:52:15,770 --> 00:52:18,110 got a couple of tricks up his sleeve. 919 00:52:18,110 --> 00:52:20,940 I'll say no more, see what you think. 920 00:52:20,950 --> 00:52:22,410 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... 921 00:52:23,550 --> 00:52:25,720 Lord of Thunder. 922 00:52:26,850 --> 00:52:28,890 (AUDIENCE BOOING AND SHOUTING) 923 00:52:48,970 --> 00:52:51,870 Watch out for his fingers. They make sparks. 924 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,210 Okay, this is it. 925 00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:56,680 Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes. 926 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,880 - (FIREWORKS BURSTING) - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 927 00:52:59,950 --> 00:53:01,690 (RUMBLING) 928 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,620 GRANDMASTER: He is a creature. 929 00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:08,520 What can we say about him? 930 00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:10,560 Well, he's unique. There's none like him. 931 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,370 I feel a special connection with him. 932 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,000 He's undefeated. 933 00:53:17,670 --> 00:53:19,000 He's the reigning. 934 00:53:21,510 --> 00:53:23,970 He's the defending. 935 00:53:23,970 --> 00:53:25,410 Ladies and gentlemen... 936 00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:26,440 I give you... 937 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,850 Uh-oh. 938 00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:35,020 ...your Incredible... 939 00:53:36,850 --> 00:53:38,820 (ROARING) 940 00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:40,590 Hulk! 941 00:53:41,190 --> 00:53:42,720 Yes! 942 00:53:42,730 --> 00:53:44,130 (CHEERING DIES DOWN) 943 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,060 I have to get off this planet. 944 00:53:49,070 --> 00:53:51,170 Hey, hey, hey. Where you going? 945 00:53:51,170 --> 00:53:53,540 - (YELLING) - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 946 00:53:56,670 --> 00:53:58,640 (AUDIENCE CHANTING) 947 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,480 Hey! 948 00:54:01,050 --> 00:54:02,810 We know each other. 949 00:54:02,810 --> 00:54:04,820 He's a friend from work. 950 00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:07,450 (LOKI CLEARS THROAT) 951 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,620 Where have you been? 952 00:54:15,630 --> 00:54:17,860 Everybody thought you were dead. 953 00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,870 But so much has happened since I last saw you. 954 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:22,160 I lost my hammer. 955 00:54:22,170 --> 00:54:25,530 Like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh. 956 00:54:25,540 --> 00:54:27,940 Loki. Loki's alive. Can you believe it? 957 00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:29,140 He's up there. 958 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,180 Loki! Look who it is! 959 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,740 Banner, I never thought I would say this... 960 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:38,080 but I'm happy to see you. 961 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,680 AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! 962 00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:47,490 THOR: Banner. 963 00:54:48,630 --> 00:54:50,260 Hey, Banner! 964 00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:52,860 No Banner. Only Hulk. 965 00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:54,600 What are you doing? 966 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,000 - It's me. It's Thor! - (GROWLS) 967 00:54:56,830 --> 00:54:58,640 (YELLING) 968 00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:10,480 (ROARS) 969 00:55:16,150 --> 00:55:17,720 Banner, we're friends. 970 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,280 This is crazy. I don't want to hurt you! 971 00:55:26,630 --> 00:55:28,670 - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) - Here we go. 972 00:55:29,770 --> 00:55:30,840 (HULK GRUNTS) 973 00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:48,650 What? 974 00:55:51,690 --> 00:55:53,020 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 975 00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:00,630 Hey, big guy. 976 00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:04,540 The sun's getting real low. 977 00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:06,870 (GRUNTING) 978 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,610 (SHUSHING) 979 00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:18,020 That's it. The sun's going down. 980 00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:22,920 I won't hurt you anymore. 981 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,560 No one will. 982 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,660 (YELPS) 983 00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:30,530 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 984 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,200 (ROARING) 985 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,800 Yes! That's how it feels! 986 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,900 (LOKI CHUCKLES) 987 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:42,040 I'm just a huge fan of the sport. 988 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,910 (LAUGHING) 989 00:56:43,910 --> 00:56:45,080 (AUDIENCE CHANTING) 990 00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:46,710 (ROARS) 991 00:56:49,350 --> 00:56:51,880 All right. Screw it. 992 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,550 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 993 00:56:57,850 --> 00:56:58,960 AUDIENCE: Oh! 994 00:57:01,930 --> 00:57:03,390 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 995 00:57:03,390 --> 00:57:04,760 I know you're in there, Banner. 996 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:05,830 I'll get you out! 997 00:57:07,870 --> 00:57:09,230 (AUDIENCE CLAMORING) 998 00:57:09,970 --> 00:57:11,200 (ROARS) 999 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,140 What's the matter with you? You're embarrassing me! 1000 00:57:17,140 --> 00:57:18,310 I told them we were friends! 1001 00:57:27,220 --> 00:57:28,690 (THOR YELLING) 1002 00:57:35,730 --> 00:57:36,730 (YELLS) 1003 00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:39,030 (CLAMORING STOPS) 1004 00:57:40,330 --> 00:57:42,230 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1005 00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:49,710 - (THOR GRUNTS) - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1006 00:57:57,350 --> 00:57:58,720 (LAUGHS) 1007 00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:01,250 (THOR GRUNTING) 1008 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,060 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1009 00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:14,370 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1010 00:58:15,430 --> 00:58:17,000 (GROANING) 1011 00:58:18,470 --> 00:58:20,040 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1012 00:58:24,410 --> 00:58:26,310 (INDISTINCT MURMURING) 1013 00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:32,150 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1014 00:58:50,470 --> 00:58:52,740 AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! 1015 00:58:54,370 --> 00:58:59,340 Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! 1016 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:00,880 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 1017 00:59:09,190 --> 00:59:10,190 (DEVICE BEEPS) 1018 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,460 (AUDIENCE BOOING) 1019 00:59:22,470 --> 00:59:23,470 (ROARING) 1020 00:59:29,510 --> 00:59:30,940 (SIGHS) 1021 00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:33,780 Another day, another Doug. 1022 00:59:33,780 --> 00:59:34,850 (ROARS) 1023 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,420 (THUDDING) 1024 00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,990 HELA: What is that noise? 1025 00:59:44,990 --> 00:59:47,920 The common folk aren't exactly falling in line. 1026 00:59:47,930 --> 00:59:51,760 There's a resistance trying to knock down the front gates. 1027 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,230 (CREATURES GROWLING) 1028 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,230 Tell me about yourself, Skurge. 1029 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,000 Well, me dad was a stonemason. Me mum was... 1030 01:00:02,010 --> 01:00:04,010 Right, yeah, I'll just stop you there. 1031 01:00:04,010 --> 01:00:06,040 What I meant was... 1032 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,750 what's your ambition? 1033 01:00:08,850 --> 01:00:12,180 I just want a chance to prove myself. 1034 01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:14,080 Recognition. 1035 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,520 When I was young... 1036 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:19,350 every great king had an executioner. 1037 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,520 Not just to execute people... 1038 01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:24,200 but also to execute their vision. 1039 01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:28,200 But mainly to execute people. 1040 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,200 Still, it was a great honor. 1041 01:00:32,070 --> 01:00:34,910 I was Odin's executioner. 1042 01:00:38,140 --> 01:00:40,180 And you shall be my executioner. 1043 01:00:45,550 --> 01:00:47,550 Let's begin our conquest. 1044 01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:51,820 (SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING) 1045 01:00:59,060 --> 01:01:00,570 Skurge, where's the sword? 1046 01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:10,170 That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost. 1047 01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:11,640 Those people you mentioned, 1048 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,840 the ones who aren't falling into line... 1049 01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:15,550 round them up. 1050 01:01:20,150 --> 01:01:21,490 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1051 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,550 (PANTING) 1052 01:01:24,590 --> 01:01:25,890 (SNARLS) 1053 01:01:39,170 --> 01:01:40,170 Excuse me. 1054 01:01:43,340 --> 01:01:44,440 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1055 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,520 Sorry about that. 1056 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,920 These bloody things are everywhere. 1057 01:01:57,090 --> 01:01:58,160 Come on. 1058 01:02:24,650 --> 01:02:26,520 (RUMBLING) 1059 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,660 You'll be safe here. 1060 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:56,510 - (YELLS) - (ALL GASP) 1061 01:02:56,510 --> 01:02:58,080 (GROANING) 1062 01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:05,990 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1063 01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:38,090 (WATER SPLASHES) 1064 01:03:44,330 --> 01:03:45,530 Are we cool? 1065 01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:46,660 (GROWLS SOFTLY) 1066 01:03:49,070 --> 01:03:50,600 It's Hulk in a hot tub. 1067 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,500 So how long have you been like that? 1068 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,070 Like what? 1069 01:03:56,070 --> 01:03:59,210 Like this. Big, and green, and stupid. 1070 01:04:00,310 --> 01:04:02,450 Hulk always Hulk. 1071 01:04:07,150 --> 01:04:08,490 How'd you get here? 1072 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:10,350 Winning. 1073 01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:12,250 You mean cheating, huh? 1074 01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:14,660 Were they wearing one of these when you won? 1075 01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:16,360 How'd you arrive here? 1076 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:17,700 (IMITATING WHOOSHING) 1077 01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:20,230 Quinjet. 1078 01:04:20,230 --> 01:04:22,700 Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now? 1079 01:04:27,470 --> 01:04:29,600 That's naked. 1080 01:04:29,610 --> 01:04:32,480 - He's very naked. Hmm. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1081 01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:37,320 It's in my brain now. 1082 01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:39,220 Quinjet. 1083 01:04:49,590 --> 01:04:51,230 Yes! 1084 01:04:51,230 --> 01:04:52,760 I'm getting us out of here. 1085 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,430 This is a terrible, awful place. 1086 01:04:55,430 --> 01:04:59,330 You're gonna love Asgard. It's big. It's golden. Shiny. 1087 01:04:59,340 --> 01:05:00,770 Hulk stay. 1088 01:05:00,770 --> 01:05:04,870 No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard. 1089 01:05:04,870 --> 01:05:06,840 We must prevent Ragnarok. 1090 01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,310 Ragnarok? 1091 01:05:08,310 --> 01:05:10,350 The prophesied death of my home world. 1092 01:05:10,350 --> 01:05:11,680 The end of days, it's the end of... 1093 01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,650 (YAWNING) 1094 01:05:13,650 --> 01:05:16,120 If you help me get back to Asgard... 1095 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,390 I can help you get back to Earth. Huh? 1096 01:05:18,390 --> 01:05:19,520 Earth hate Hulk. 1097 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,320 Earth loves Hulk. They love you. 1098 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,620 You're one of the Avengers. 1099 01:05:22,630 --> 01:05:24,630 One of the team, one of our friends. 1100 01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:26,560 This is what friends do. They support each other. 1101 01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,830 You're Banner's friend. 1102 01:05:27,830 --> 01:05:30,330 I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you. 1103 01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:31,470 Banner's friend. 1104 01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:32,470 - I don't even like Banner. - (SPITS) 1105 01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:35,740 "I'm into numbers and science and stuff." 1106 01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:37,640 Thor go. Hulk stay. 1107 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:38,640 Fine. 1108 01:05:39,410 --> 01:05:40,410 Stay here. 1109 01:05:41,810 --> 01:05:43,710 Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. 1110 01:05:43,710 --> 01:05:47,280 The red, the white. Just pick a color. Ridiculous. 1111 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,450 Smash you. 1112 01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:51,820 You didn't smash anything. I won that fight. 1113 01:05:51,820 --> 01:05:54,260 - I smashed you. - Yeah, sure, sure. 1114 01:05:54,260 --> 01:05:56,190 - Baby arms. - What? 1115 01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:57,390 Baby. 1116 01:05:57,390 --> 01:05:59,160 Moron! You big child. 1117 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:00,290 Thor go! 1118 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,230 - I am going. - (ALARM BEEPS) 1119 01:06:02,230 --> 01:06:04,340 - (GROANING) - (LAUGHING) 1120 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,570 Thor go again. 1121 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,370 (HULK LAUGHS) 1122 01:06:12,310 --> 01:06:13,540 Thor home. 1123 01:06:23,690 --> 01:06:25,490 Hulk trains. 1124 01:06:25,490 --> 01:06:27,690 That's great. Have fun. 1125 01:06:27,690 --> 01:06:29,520 - Hey, big guy. - Angry girl. 1126 01:06:29,530 --> 01:06:30,890 What have you been up to? 1127 01:06:30,890 --> 01:06:31,960 HULK: Winning. 1128 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:33,500 (VALKYRIE LAUGHS) 1129 01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,240 (THOR SIGHS) 1130 01:06:42,310 --> 01:06:45,480 Heimdall, I know you can see me. 1131 01:06:46,740 --> 01:06:48,750 I need you to help me. 1132 01:06:50,850 --> 01:06:52,320 Help me see. 1133 01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:04,860 I see you, but you're far away. 1134 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,330 What's going on here? 1135 01:07:07,330 --> 01:07:08,770 Come see for yourself. 1136 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,870 I'm providing refuge in a stronghold 1137 01:07:12,870 --> 01:07:14,030 built by our ancestors. 1138 01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:17,840 But if the garrison falls, our only escape is Bifrost. 1139 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,940 You're talking about evacuating Asgard? 1140 01:07:19,940 --> 01:07:21,250 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1141 01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:25,650 We won't last long if we stay. 1142 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,950 She draws her power from Asgard 1143 01:07:26,950 --> 01:07:28,520 and grows stronger every day. 1144 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:29,620 Come on. 1145 01:07:33,590 --> 01:07:35,320 Hela is ravenous. 1146 01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,390 If I let her leave, 1147 01:07:36,390 --> 01:07:38,530 she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos. 1148 01:07:38,530 --> 01:07:39,460 We need you. 1149 01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:40,790 I'm working on it. But I don't even know 1150 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,130 where the hell I am. 1151 01:07:42,130 --> 01:07:44,570 You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one. 1152 01:07:44,570 --> 01:07:46,500 - Which one? - The big one. 1153 01:07:47,470 --> 01:07:48,670 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1154 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,680 (GASPING) 1155 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:06,820 (GROANS) 1156 01:08:08,030 --> 01:08:09,230 (GRUNTS) 1157 01:08:15,630 --> 01:08:17,000 Thor sad. 1158 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,370 Shut up. 1159 01:08:20,570 --> 01:08:22,310 Thor sad. 1160 01:08:23,340 --> 01:08:25,510 I'm not sad, you idiot. 1161 01:08:25,510 --> 01:08:27,440 - I'm pissed off! - Oh. 1162 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:31,910 Angry. I lost my father. 1163 01:08:31,910 --> 01:08:34,480 - I lost my hammer. - (SCOFFS) 1164 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,050 - You're not even listening. - Whining and crying. 1165 01:08:36,050 --> 01:08:37,720 Cry like baby. 1166 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,390 Don't kick stuff. 1167 01:08:40,620 --> 01:08:42,890 You're being a really bad friend. 1168 01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:44,390 You bad friend! 1169 01:08:44,390 --> 01:08:45,690 - You know what we call you? - No. 1170 01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:47,660 We call you the stupid Avenger. 1171 01:08:47,660 --> 01:08:49,800 You're tiny Avenger! (GRUNTS) 1172 01:08:52,370 --> 01:08:53,540 What, are you crazy? 1173 01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:54,670 Yes. 1174 01:08:54,670 --> 01:08:57,580 You know what? Earth does hate you. 1175 01:09:00,910 --> 01:09:02,010 (WEAPON THUDS) 1176 01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,490 (GRUNTS) 1177 01:09:10,790 --> 01:09:12,020 (SIGHS) 1178 01:09:17,830 --> 01:09:19,800 No. Mmm-mmm. 1179 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,730 I'm sorry I said those things. 1180 01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:27,000 You're not the stupid Avenger. 1181 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,440 Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger. 1182 01:09:29,910 --> 01:09:31,610 It's okay. 1183 01:09:31,610 --> 01:09:32,670 You just can't go around throwing shields 1184 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,080 at people. Could have killed me. 1185 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,510 I know. I'm sorry. 1186 01:09:35,510 --> 01:09:36,980 I just get so angry all the time. 1187 01:09:36,980 --> 01:09:39,410 Hulk always, always angry. 1188 01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:42,080 I know. We're the same, you and I. 1189 01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:43,880 We're just a couple of hot-headed fools. 1190 01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:47,860 Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water. 1191 01:09:48,790 --> 01:09:50,690 We're kind of both like fire. 1192 01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:52,700 But Hulk like real fire. 1193 01:09:53,730 --> 01:09:56,130 Hulk like raging fire. 1194 01:09:56,130 --> 01:09:58,600 Thor like smoldering fire. 1195 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,930 (CHUCKLES) 1196 01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:02,870 Hulk, I need you to do something for me. 1197 01:10:02,870 --> 01:10:03,870 Hmm? 1198 01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,480 (CHUCKLING) 1199 01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,880 Angry girl. 1200 01:10:11,850 --> 01:10:13,380 (LAUGHS) 1201 01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:15,920 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1202 01:10:18,150 --> 01:10:20,560 What's going on? What are you... 1203 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,600 (HULK GROANS) 1204 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,600 You're so thick-headed that you can't tell... 1205 01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:32,930 when someone's hiding all the way across 1206 01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:34,600 the universe and wants to be left alone. 1207 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,110 - We need to talk. - No, you wanna talk to me. 1208 01:10:37,910 --> 01:10:39,070 I need her to stay. 1209 01:10:39,070 --> 01:10:40,080 Stay? 1210 01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:41,880 Block. 1211 01:10:43,450 --> 01:10:44,480 Stay. 1212 01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:47,050 - Please. - Please. 1213 01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:50,820 All right. 1214 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,490 - Here's the deal. - (BALL BOUNCING) 1215 01:10:55,490 --> 01:10:57,060 I'll listen to you... 1216 01:10:57,830 --> 01:10:59,130 till this is empty. 1217 01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:03,030 Asgard is in danger and people are dying. 1218 01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:04,750 We need to get back there. I need your help. 1219 01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:06,730 Wow. 1220 01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:08,670 - Finished. Bye. - (GLASS SHATTERS) 1221 01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:11,680 Odin is dead. 1222 01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:18,010 Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard. 1223 01:11:18,010 --> 01:11:20,810 If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost. 1224 01:11:20,820 --> 01:11:22,420 I'm going to stop her. 1225 01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:24,220 - Alone? - Nope. 1226 01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:25,850 I'm putting together a team. 1227 01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:28,960 It's me, you, and the big guy. 1228 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,260 No. No team. Only Hulk. 1229 01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:33,130 It's me and you. 1230 01:11:33,130 --> 01:11:34,560 I think it's only you. 1231 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,870 Wait. Just listen. The Valkyrie are legend. 1232 01:11:36,870 --> 01:11:40,030 Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne. 1233 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,000 I'm not getting dragged into 1234 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,900 another one of Odin's family squabbles. 1235 01:11:42,910 --> 01:11:44,840 - What's that supposed to mean? - Your sister. 1236 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,910 Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours. 1237 01:11:46,910 --> 01:11:48,140 When it grew beyond Odin's control 1238 01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:49,640 she massacred everyone in the palace... 1239 01:11:49,650 --> 01:11:51,580 and tried to seize the throne. 1240 01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:53,280 When she tried to escape her banishment... 1241 01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,790 he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back. 1242 01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,020 I only survived because... 1243 01:12:00,690 --> 01:12:02,090 Look, I already faced her once 1244 01:12:02,090 --> 01:12:04,130 back when I believed in the throne... 1245 01:12:04,130 --> 01:12:05,830 and it cost me everything. 1246 01:12:05,830 --> 01:12:07,760 That's what's wrong with Asgard. 1247 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,930 The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham. 1248 01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:11,170 I agree. 1249 01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:14,000 Don't get familiar. 1250 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,640 (SIGHS) I agree. 1251 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,170 That's why I turned down the throne. 1252 01:12:17,170 --> 01:12:19,110 But this isn't about the crown. 1253 01:12:19,110 --> 01:12:20,610 This is about the people. 1254 01:12:20,610 --> 01:12:22,740 They're dying and they're your people, too. 1255 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:23,950 Forget it. 1256 01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:26,610 I have. 1257 01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:27,920 - Okay. - Okay. 1258 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,020 - Good. Great. - Great. 1259 01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:30,290 Thank you. 1260 01:12:30,290 --> 01:12:32,020 - For what? - For this. 1261 01:12:33,790 --> 01:12:35,820 (CHUCKLES) Didn't see that, did you? 1262 01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:37,090 (SIGHS) 1263 01:12:37,090 --> 01:12:39,160 - (DEVICE POWERS DOWN) - There... That's better. 1264 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,900 You know, go ahead. 1265 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:47,630 Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic. 1266 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,070 Keep drinking, keep hiding. 1267 01:12:49,070 --> 01:12:50,240 But me... 1268 01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:54,140 I choose to run toward my problems 1269 01:12:54,140 --> 01:12:55,610 and not away from them. 1270 01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:57,880 Because that's what... 1271 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,020 Because that's what heroes do. 1272 01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:14,770 (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1273 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,940 Friend stay! 1274 01:13:29,950 --> 01:13:31,220 Yes! 1275 01:13:36,220 --> 01:13:37,220 (GRUNTS) 1276 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:46,800 All right. 1277 01:13:48,330 --> 01:13:50,030 (BEEPING) 1278 01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:51,840 Come on. 1279 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,870 COMPUTER: Welcome. Voice activation required. 1280 01:13:56,870 --> 01:13:58,340 - Thor. - (BEEPS) 1281 01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:00,110 Access denied. 1282 01:14:00,110 --> 01:14:02,740 Uh... Thor, son of Odin. 1283 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:03,950 - (BEEPS) - Access denied. 1284 01:14:03,950 --> 01:14:05,110 God of Thunder. 1285 01:14:05,110 --> 01:14:06,650 - (BEEPS) - Access denied. 1286 01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:07,880 Strongest Avenger. 1287 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,280 - (BEEPS) - Access denied. 1288 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,050 (IN DEEP VOICE) Strongest Avenger. 1289 01:14:11,050 --> 01:14:12,750 - (BEEPS) - Access denied. 1290 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:14,860 (SIGHS) Damn you, Stark. 1291 01:14:15,190 --> 01:14:16,420 Point Break. 1292 01:14:16,430 --> 01:14:18,860 - Welcome, Point Break. - (CHUCKLES) 1293 01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:20,260 - (POWERING UP) - (LAUGHS) 1294 01:14:20,260 --> 01:14:22,360 - (RUMBLING) - Friend stay! 1295 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,730 No, no, no! Stop! 1296 01:14:24,730 --> 01:14:26,670 - Stay! - (QUINJET POWERS DOWN) 1297 01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:28,100 Stop! Stop breaking everything! 1298 01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,710 Don't go! 1299 01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:34,110 Nice work, big guy. 1300 01:14:34,110 --> 01:14:35,880 We don't know where Ultron's headed, 1301 01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,010 but you're going very high, very fast. 1302 01:14:38,010 --> 01:14:40,350 So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay? 1303 01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,120 We can't track you in stealth mode... 1304 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:44,890 so I need you to help me out. Okay? 1305 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,660 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 1306 01:14:48,430 --> 01:14:50,190 (DISTORTED) I need you to... 1307 01:14:50,190 --> 01:14:52,100 (GRUNTING) 1308 01:14:55,330 --> 01:14:56,700 (ROARS) 1309 01:14:58,130 --> 01:15:00,040 (GRUNTING) 1310 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,850 No! No, Banner! 1311 01:15:14,780 --> 01:15:15,980 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1312 01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:17,250 Oh, jeez. 1313 01:15:18,190 --> 01:15:19,760 Banner. 1314 01:15:20,860 --> 01:15:22,420 - Hey, hey, hey. - (GROANING) 1315 01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:24,160 - You all right, Banner? - (GASPS) 1316 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,260 - (GASPING) - (SHUSHING) 1317 01:15:26,430 --> 01:15:28,860 Sun's going down. Sun's going down. 1318 01:15:28,860 --> 01:15:30,800 That's it, breathe. 1319 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,370 (EXHALES) I won't hurt you. 1320 01:15:33,370 --> 01:15:34,770 - Sun's going down. - (GROANS) 1321 01:15:34,770 --> 01:15:36,110 - Thor. - Yeah. 1322 01:15:36,970 --> 01:15:38,410 What happened to your hair? 1323 01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:40,010 Some creepy old man cut it off. 1324 01:15:40,010 --> 01:15:41,510 - It looks good. - Oh, thanks. 1325 01:15:41,510 --> 01:15:44,250 Where are we? Oh, how's Nat? 1326 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:47,250 - Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure. - Is she okay? 1327 01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:49,180 - And what about Sokovia? - Sokovia? 1328 01:15:49,190 --> 01:15:50,920 The city, Sokovia. Did we save it? 1329 01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:52,190 - Banner, listen. - What? 1330 01:15:52,190 --> 01:15:54,320 Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago. 1331 01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,060 - What are you saying? - Well... 1332 01:15:56,060 --> 01:15:57,990 What? 1333 01:15:57,990 --> 01:15:59,790 I've been Hulk for two years? 1334 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,200 I'm afraid so. 1335 01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,170 (CLATTERS) 1336 01:16:07,170 --> 01:16:08,340 What the hell happened? 1337 01:16:11,870 --> 01:16:13,510 Banner, there's something you should know. 1338 01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:15,910 (BEEPING) 1339 01:16:15,910 --> 01:16:17,110 COMPUTER: Voice activation required. 1340 01:16:17,110 --> 01:16:18,250 Banner. 1341 01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:19,880 Welcome, strongest Avenger. 1342 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,050 Uh, what? 1343 01:16:21,050 --> 01:16:22,090 Ship's log. 1344 01:16:22,990 --> 01:16:24,220 (CLATTERING) 1345 01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:26,920 (GRUNTING) 1346 01:16:31,930 --> 01:16:33,460 (ALARM BLARING) 1347 01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:35,260 Thor, where are we? 1348 01:16:35,270 --> 01:16:36,330 Yeah, about that. 1349 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:37,460 GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS) Sakaar, hear ye. 1350 01:16:37,470 --> 01:16:39,870 Attention please. I have some bad news. 1351 01:16:39,870 --> 01:16:42,840 My beloved exalted champion has turned up missing. 1352 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,140 Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion. 1353 01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:46,310 Who's that? 1354 01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,840 He kind of runs the place. 1355 01:16:48,850 --> 01:16:50,240 You actually lived at his house for awhile. 1356 01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:51,550 - I did? - Yeah. 1357 01:16:51,550 --> 01:16:54,120 Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently. 1358 01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:56,150 - Did I win? - No, I won. Easily. 1359 01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:57,220 Doesn't sound right. 1360 01:16:57,220 --> 01:16:58,320 Well, it's true. 1361 01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:00,420 It seems that that criminally seductive 1362 01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:03,190 Lord of Thunder has stolen him away. 1363 01:17:03,190 --> 01:17:05,800 Seductive God of Thunder. We need to move. 1364 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:07,390 Oh, no. 1365 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,300 (GRANDMASTER CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1366 01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:10,530 This is bad. 1367 01:17:10,530 --> 01:17:12,770 This is really, really bad. 1368 01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:19,370 Thor, I think I'm freaking out. 1369 01:17:19,370 --> 01:17:20,370 No, no, no. 1370 01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:22,610 Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on. 1371 01:17:22,610 --> 01:17:23,980 These are Tony's clothes. 1372 01:17:23,980 --> 01:17:25,250 - I know, come on. - Is he here? 1373 01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:27,380 No, he's not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? 1374 01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:29,520 The sun's going down. The sun's getting really low. 1375 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,820 Sun's going down. 1376 01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,260 GRANDMASTER: I'm upset! 1377 01:17:43,270 --> 01:17:45,300 I'm very upset. 1378 01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:47,500 You know what I like about being upset? The blame. 1379 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,870 Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. 1380 01:17:49,870 --> 01:17:51,140 And you know who I'm blaming? 1381 01:17:51,140 --> 01:17:52,640 - Grandmaster, I can... - Hey! 1382 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:54,010 Don't interrupt me! 1383 01:17:54,010 --> 01:17:55,640 Here you go. 1384 01:17:55,650 --> 01:17:57,310 Why are you handing me the melt stick? 1385 01:17:57,310 --> 01:17:59,310 He was interrupting. 1386 01:17:59,310 --> 01:18:01,250 That's not a capital violation. 1387 01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:03,050 Where was I? 1388 01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:05,550 My precious champion has come up missing... 1389 01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:07,590 and it's all because of that Lord of Thunder. 1390 01:18:07,590 --> 01:18:10,160 It's all because of him. Your brother. 1391 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:13,230 Whatever the story is. Adopted, or complicated. 1392 01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:14,360 I'm sure there's a big history. 1393 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,500 And your contender... 1394 01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:17,460 LOKI: My dear friend... 1395 01:18:17,470 --> 01:18:19,430 if you were to give me 12 hours, 1396 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:21,040 I could bring them both back to you. Alive. 1397 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,440 I could do it in two. 1398 01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:24,540 I could do it in one. 1399 01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:25,910 Let's stop there. 1400 01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:27,610 You know what? I woke up this morning 1401 01:18:27,610 --> 01:18:30,410 thinking about a public execution. 1402 01:18:30,410 --> 01:18:31,650 But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little... 1403 01:18:31,650 --> 01:18:34,480 (EXCLAIMS) "Who's gonna get him first?" 1404 01:18:35,690 --> 01:18:38,160 So, you're on the clock. 1405 01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,250 What have you done? 1406 01:18:41,260 --> 01:18:42,620 I don't answer to you, lackey. 1407 01:18:42,620 --> 01:18:43,490 It's Loki. 1408 01:18:43,490 --> 01:18:45,430 And you will answer to the Grandmaster. 1409 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:48,500 - (GRUNTS) - Hmm. 1410 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,560 Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool? 1411 01:18:51,570 --> 01:18:53,070 I don't help anyone. 1412 01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:00,580 You're a Valkyrie. 1413 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,890 I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths. 1414 01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:10,720 Choose your next words wisely. 1415 01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:14,160 I'm terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory. 1416 01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:01,640 (GRUNTS) 1417 01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:09,350 THOR: The sun's going down. It's getting really low. 1418 01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:11,750 The sun's going down. 1419 01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:13,550 - It's getting real low. - Oh, shoot. 1420 01:20:13,550 --> 01:20:15,780 - Sun's getting low. - Would you stop saying that? 1421 01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:17,250 I just need you to stay calm. 1422 01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:19,320 Calm? I'm on an alien planet! 1423 01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:21,250 It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before. 1424 01:20:21,260 --> 01:20:22,360 Yeah. One. 1425 01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,260 Now you've been on two. That's a good thing. 1426 01:20:24,260 --> 01:20:25,560 It's a new experience. 1427 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,560 My neurons, they're firing faster 1428 01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,760 than my brain can handle the information. 1429 01:20:29,770 --> 01:20:32,300 The whole thing is totally different this time. 1430 01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:34,170 In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I 1431 01:20:34,170 --> 01:20:35,670 each had a hand on the wheel. 1432 01:20:35,670 --> 01:20:37,500 But this time, it's like he had the keys 1433 01:20:37,510 --> 01:20:39,340 to the car and I was locked in the trunk. 1434 01:20:39,340 --> 01:20:41,340 All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters. 1435 01:20:41,340 --> 01:20:42,540 No, it's not what matters. 1436 01:20:42,550 --> 01:20:43,640 What I'm trying to tell you, is that 1437 01:20:43,650 --> 01:20:45,480 if I turn into the Hulk again... 1438 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,210 Banner may never come back. 1439 01:20:47,220 --> 01:20:48,480 And we're stranded on a planet 1440 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,580 that is designed to stress me out. 1441 01:20:50,590 --> 01:20:51,590 We're not stranded. 1442 01:20:51,590 --> 01:20:53,520 I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home. 1443 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,660 Thank you. 1444 01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:57,160 Not your home, though. Asgard. My home. 1445 01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,330 What? 1446 01:20:58,330 --> 01:21:00,490 Listen, my people are in great danger. 1447 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,830 You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being... 1448 01:21:02,830 --> 01:21:04,830 who also happens to be my sister. 1449 01:21:04,830 --> 01:21:06,730 Okay, that is so wrong on so many... 1450 01:21:06,740 --> 01:21:08,100 I don't wanna fight your sister. 1451 01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,470 That's a family issue. 1452 01:21:09,470 --> 01:21:11,100 No, she's an evil being. 1453 01:21:11,110 --> 01:21:12,540 I don't care what she is. 1454 01:21:12,540 --> 01:21:15,140 I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it. 1455 01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:16,340 - What? - I just told you. 1456 01:21:16,350 --> 01:21:17,810 If I turn into the Hulk, 1457 01:21:17,810 --> 01:21:19,310 I am never gonna come back again. 1458 01:21:19,310 --> 01:21:20,480 And you don't care. 1459 01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:22,450 No, no. I'm putting together the team. 1460 01:21:22,450 --> 01:21:23,850 The Hulk is the fire. 1461 01:21:23,850 --> 01:21:25,790 Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk. 1462 01:21:25,790 --> 01:21:27,550 - What? No! - It's gross. 1463 01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:29,490 You don't care about me. You're not my friend. 1464 01:21:29,490 --> 01:21:31,360 No! I don't even like the Hulk. 1465 01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:32,690 He's all like... 1466 01:21:32,690 --> 01:21:34,430 "Smash, smash, smash." 1467 01:21:34,430 --> 01:21:35,600 I prefer you. 1468 01:21:36,430 --> 01:21:38,230 Thanks. 1469 01:21:38,230 --> 01:21:39,730 But if I'm being honest, 1470 01:21:39,730 --> 01:21:41,430 when it comes to fighting evil beings... 1471 01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:43,100 he is very powerful and useful. 1472 01:21:43,110 --> 01:21:45,210 Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too. 1473 01:21:45,210 --> 01:21:46,440 Is he though? 1474 01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:48,680 How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. 1475 01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,410 How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven. 1476 01:21:51,410 --> 01:21:53,550 Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. 1477 01:21:53,550 --> 01:21:55,520 But we're in danger here, so we have to move. 1478 01:21:59,450 --> 01:22:00,650 What are you doing with that? 1479 01:22:00,660 --> 01:22:01,790 I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive. 1480 01:22:01,790 --> 01:22:04,330 - I need a disguise. - You are the disguise. 1481 01:22:04,330 --> 01:22:06,230 - I'll be Tony Stark. - What? 1482 01:22:06,230 --> 01:22:08,160 Yeah. Tony and the gypsy. 1483 01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:10,660 No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Banner. 1484 01:22:10,670 --> 01:22:12,230 Then why did you dress me up like Tony? 1485 01:22:12,230 --> 01:22:13,370 Because you were naked. 1486 01:22:13,370 --> 01:22:15,400 Okay, I'll give you that. 1487 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,640 What are you doing? Stop doing that! 1488 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,270 Tony wears his pants super tight. 1489 01:22:18,270 --> 01:22:19,540 - Stop it! - I'm sorry. 1490 01:22:19,540 --> 01:22:21,670 - Why are you being so weird? - I don't know. 1491 01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:24,280 Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years... 1492 01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,880 inside of a monster made me a little weird. 1493 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,750 Hey. Shh. It's okay. 1494 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:31,380 You're good. Calm down. Come on. 1495 01:22:31,390 --> 01:22:32,890 Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard... 1496 01:22:32,890 --> 01:22:34,160 and you're not gonna have to think about 1497 01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:35,520 the Hulk ever again. 1498 01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:36,660 - All right? - All right. 1499 01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:39,200 - (PEOPLE CHEERING) - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1500 01:22:40,430 --> 01:22:42,160 ALL: (CHANTING) Hulk! 1501 01:22:43,930 --> 01:22:45,670 Oh. This is bad. 1502 01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:51,240 Banner! Banner! 1503 01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:56,350 Banner! 1504 01:23:01,650 --> 01:23:03,550 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1505 01:23:09,930 --> 01:23:11,160 Banner! 1506 01:23:11,490 --> 01:23:12,660 Thor! 1507 01:23:17,330 --> 01:23:18,340 (SNARLS) 1508 01:23:24,210 --> 01:23:26,440 Hi. 1509 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:27,740 I was gonna do that. 1510 01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:29,310 Yeah, well, I did it first. 1511 01:23:29,310 --> 01:23:32,210 That's good. What are you doing here? 1512 01:23:32,220 --> 01:23:33,850 What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving. 1513 01:23:33,850 --> 01:23:35,480 I got sidetracked. 1514 01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:36,750 What's with the... 1515 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,290 It's my disguise. 1516 01:23:38,290 --> 01:23:39,620 But I can see your face. 1517 01:23:39,620 --> 01:23:41,920 Not when I do this, you can't. 1518 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,790 Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. 1519 01:23:43,790 --> 01:23:45,490 Change it? Washed it maybe? 1520 01:23:51,470 --> 01:23:52,770 BANNER: What are those things on her eyes? 1521 01:23:52,770 --> 01:23:54,430 Are those the people that she's killed? 1522 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,900 She's so beautiful and strong and courageous. 1523 01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:57,240 Who is this guy? 1524 01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:58,370 - He's a friend. - Who? Me? 1525 01:23:58,370 --> 01:23:59,840 - I'm Bruce. - I feel like I know you. 1526 01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:02,210 I feel like I know you, too. 1527 01:24:02,810 --> 01:24:04,550 (DISTANT CHATTERING) 1528 01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:08,480 Look, I've spent years in a haze, 1529 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,950 - trying to forget my past. - THOR: Mmm. 1530 01:24:09,950 --> 01:24:11,450 Sakaar seemed like the best place 1531 01:24:11,450 --> 01:24:13,850 to drink and forget, and to die one day. 1532 01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:15,790 I was thinking that you drink too much, 1533 01:24:15,790 --> 01:24:17,420 and that probably was gonna kill you. 1534 01:24:17,430 --> 01:24:18,830 I don't plan to stop drinking. 1535 01:24:18,830 --> 01:24:20,890 - Oh. - But I don't wanna forget. 1536 01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:22,600 I can't turn away anymore... 1537 01:24:23,630 --> 01:24:25,600 so if I'm gonna die... 1538 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,330 well, it may as well be driving my sword 1539 01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:28,870 through the heart of that murderous hag. 1540 01:24:28,870 --> 01:24:30,670 - Good. - BANNER: Yeah. 1541 01:24:30,670 --> 01:24:33,680 So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. 1542 01:24:34,340 --> 01:24:35,680 Has it got a name? 1543 01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:38,650 Yeah, it's called the Revengers. 1544 01:24:38,650 --> 01:24:39,780 Revengers? 1545 01:24:39,780 --> 01:24:42,390 Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. 1546 01:24:42,890 --> 01:24:43,980 (STAMMERS) 1547 01:24:43,990 --> 01:24:45,550 Do you want revenge? 1548 01:24:45,550 --> 01:24:47,890 (STAMMERS) I'm undecided. 1549 01:24:47,890 --> 01:24:49,560 Okay. 1550 01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,430 Also, I've got a peace offering. 1551 01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:56,630 Surprise. 1552 01:25:00,970 --> 01:25:02,300 (CLATTERS) 1553 01:25:02,310 --> 01:25:03,570 Ow. 1554 01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:04,940 Just had to be sure. 1555 01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:09,780 Hello, Bruce. 1556 01:25:11,050 --> 01:25:13,010 So, last time I saw you, 1557 01:25:13,020 --> 01:25:14,450 you were trying to kill everybody. 1558 01:25:14,450 --> 01:25:15,980 Where are you at these days? 1559 01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:17,890 It varies from moment to moment. 1560 01:25:18,950 --> 01:25:20,720 THOR: Is that a Dragonfang? 1561 01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:21,920 It is. 1562 01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:23,960 THOR: My God. 1563 01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:26,660 This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie. 1564 01:25:26,660 --> 01:25:28,390 Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart 1565 01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:29,500 as any two known systems. 1566 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:32,500 Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits. 1567 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,570 Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back in Asgard 1568 01:25:34,570 --> 01:25:36,340 in 18 months. 1569 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:39,670 Nope. We are going through the big one. 1570 01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:40,910 The Devil's Anus? 1571 01:25:40,910 --> 01:25:42,340 Anus? 1572 01:25:42,350 --> 01:25:43,480 Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus? 1573 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:44,340 For the record, I didn't know 1574 01:25:44,350 --> 01:25:45,280 it was called that when I picked it. 1575 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:47,510 That looks like a collapsing neutron star... 1576 01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:50,020 inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge. 1577 01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:51,490 We need another ship. 1578 01:25:51,490 --> 01:25:52,990 That would tear mine to pieces. 1579 01:25:52,990 --> 01:25:54,690 THOR: She's right. We need one that can withstand 1580 01:25:54,690 --> 01:25:55,990 the geodetic strain from the singularity. 1581 01:25:55,990 --> 01:25:57,920 And has an offline power steering system... 1582 01:25:57,930 --> 01:26:00,860 that could also function without the on-board computer. 1583 01:26:00,860 --> 01:26:02,360 And we need one with cup holders, 1584 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,060 because we're gonna die. So, drinks! 1585 01:26:04,070 --> 01:26:06,130 Do I know you? I feel like I know you. 1586 01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:08,370 I feel like I know you, too. It's weird. 1587 01:26:08,370 --> 01:26:09,600 THOR: What do you say? 1588 01:26:09,610 --> 01:26:10,740 Uncharted metagalactic travel 1589 01:26:10,740 --> 01:26:12,110 through a volatile cosmic gateway. 1590 01:26:12,110 --> 01:26:13,940 Talk about an adventure. 1591 01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:15,810 - We need a ship. - Need a ship. 1592 01:26:15,810 --> 01:26:16,880 There are one or two ships. 1593 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:18,010 Absolute top of the line models... 1594 01:26:18,010 --> 01:26:19,650 I don't mean to impose... 1595 01:26:19,650 --> 01:26:20,820 (GLASS SHATTERS) 1596 01:26:22,780 --> 01:26:25,020 But the Grandmaster has a great many ships. 1597 01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:26,750 I may even have stolen 1598 01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:28,790 the access codes to his security system. 1599 01:26:28,790 --> 01:26:29,860 And suddenly you're overcome 1600 01:26:29,860 --> 01:26:31,130 with an urge to do the right thing. 1601 01:26:31,130 --> 01:26:32,190 Heavens, no. 1602 01:26:32,190 --> 01:26:33,990 I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster... 1603 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,100 and in exchange for codes and access to a ship... 1604 01:26:36,100 --> 01:26:39,630 I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus. 1605 01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:40,970 You're telling us that you can get us 1606 01:26:40,970 --> 01:26:42,440 access into the garage... 1607 01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:44,170 without setting off any alarms? 1608 01:26:44,170 --> 01:26:46,040 Yes, brother. I can. 1609 01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,980 Okay, can I just... (WHISTLES) A quick FYI. 1610 01:26:48,980 --> 01:26:50,840 I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago... 1611 01:26:50,850 --> 01:26:53,580 and he was totally ready to kill any of us. 1612 01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:54,850 He did try to kill me. 1613 01:26:54,850 --> 01:26:56,850 Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. 1614 01:26:56,850 --> 01:26:58,650 There was one time when we were children... 1615 01:26:58,650 --> 01:27:00,090 he transformed himself into a snake, 1616 01:27:00,090 --> 01:27:01,590 and he knows that I love snakes. 1617 01:27:01,590 --> 01:27:03,590 So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it... 1618 01:27:03,590 --> 01:27:04,990 and he transformed back into himself 1619 01:27:04,990 --> 01:27:06,490 and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!" 1620 01:27:06,490 --> 01:27:09,900 And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time. 1621 01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:11,170 VALKYRIE: If we're boosting a ship... 1622 01:27:11,170 --> 01:27:12,900 we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace. 1623 01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:14,500 Why not set the beast loose? 1624 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,670 Shut up. 1625 01:27:15,670 --> 01:27:16,770 You guys have a beast? 1626 01:27:16,770 --> 01:27:19,540 No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid. 1627 01:27:19,540 --> 01:27:21,540 We're going to start a revolution. 1628 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:23,140 - Revolution? - I'll explain later. 1629 01:27:23,150 --> 01:27:26,450 - Who's this guy again? - I'll explain later. 1630 01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:28,650 Is that some sort of protoplasm, 1631 01:27:28,650 --> 01:27:29,950 all the stuff that's coming out of you... 1632 01:27:29,950 --> 01:27:31,390 or are they eggs? 1633 01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:33,820 Looks like eggs. 1634 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,090 - Oh! - (CLATTERING) 1635 01:27:43,130 --> 01:27:44,800 I'm looking for Korg. 1636 01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,170 Who's asking? 1637 01:27:46,170 --> 01:27:47,630 I know you're asking. 1638 01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,770 Is anyone else asking, or is it just you? 1639 01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:51,940 The Lord of Thunder sends his best. 1640 01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:55,540 (GUN POWERING UP) 1641 01:27:55,540 --> 01:27:57,810 The revolution has begun. 1642 01:27:57,810 --> 01:27:59,980 Revolution? How did this happen? 1643 01:27:59,980 --> 01:28:01,710 Don't know. 1644 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,120 But the arena's mainframe 1645 01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:04,990 for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated... 1646 01:28:04,990 --> 01:28:06,950 and the slaves have armed themselves. 1647 01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,220 Oh. I don't like that word. 1648 01:28:09,230 --> 01:28:10,790 Which? Mainframe? 1649 01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:12,990 No. Why would I not like "mainframe"? 1650 01:28:12,990 --> 01:28:15,160 No, the "S" word. 1651 01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,970 Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves. 1652 01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:20,770 Okay, that's better. 1653 01:28:25,770 --> 01:28:26,840 (BEEPING) 1654 01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:28,710 Hey, so, listen. We should talk. 1655 01:28:30,110 --> 01:28:31,640 I disagree. 1656 01:28:31,650 --> 01:28:34,710 Open communication was never our family's forte. 1657 01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:35,750 You have no idea. 1658 01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:38,720 Been quite the revelation since we last spoke. 1659 01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:39,720 Hello. 1660 01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:41,720 Hi. 1661 01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:51,260 Odin brought us together. 1662 01:28:51,270 --> 01:28:54,140 It's almost poetic that his death should split us apart. 1663 01:29:00,180 --> 01:29:02,610 We might as well be strangers now. 1664 01:29:02,610 --> 01:29:05,850 Two sons of the crown, set adrift. 1665 01:29:05,850 --> 01:29:08,750 - Oh. - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) 1666 01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:10,270 Thought you didn't wanna talk about it. 1667 01:29:11,850 --> 01:29:12,950 Here's the thing. 1668 01:29:12,950 --> 01:29:14,960 I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar. 1669 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:16,730 That's exactly what I was thinking. 1670 01:29:18,630 --> 01:29:20,090 Did you just agree with me? 1671 01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:21,890 Come on, this place is perfect for you. 1672 01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,760 It's savage, chaotic, lawless... 1673 01:29:23,770 --> 01:29:25,630 Brother, you're gonna do great here. 1674 01:29:25,630 --> 01:29:27,200 Do you truly think so little of me? 1675 01:29:29,270 --> 01:29:32,140 Loki, I thought the world of you. 1676 01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:34,940 I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. 1677 01:29:34,940 --> 01:29:38,580 But at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me. 1678 01:29:38,580 --> 01:29:41,080 I don't know, maybe there's still good in you. 1679 01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:42,280 But let's be honest, 1680 01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:44,690 our paths diverged a long time ago. 1681 01:29:49,220 --> 01:29:50,260 Yeah. 1682 01:29:51,590 --> 01:29:52,730 It's probably for the best 1683 01:29:52,730 --> 01:29:54,030 that we never see each other again. 1684 01:29:54,030 --> 01:29:55,660 That's what you always wanted. 1685 01:29:55,660 --> 01:29:56,900 (PATS ON THE BACK) 1686 01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,340 Hey, let's do "Get Help." 1687 01:30:01,340 --> 01:30:02,600 - What? - "Get Help." 1688 01:30:02,610 --> 01:30:03,670 No. 1689 01:30:03,670 --> 01:30:04,740 - Come on, you love it. - I hate it. 1690 01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:06,010 It's great. It works every time. 1691 01:30:06,010 --> 01:30:07,370 - It's humiliating. - Do you have a better plan? 1692 01:30:07,380 --> 01:30:09,110 - No. - We're doing it. 1693 01:30:09,110 --> 01:30:11,340 We are not doing "Get Help." 1694 01:30:11,350 --> 01:30:13,310 - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - Get help! Please! 1695 01:30:13,310 --> 01:30:14,680 My brother, he's dying. 1696 01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:16,690 Get help! Help him! 1697 01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:19,990 Classic. 1698 01:30:19,990 --> 01:30:21,620 (GROANS) Still hate it. 1699 01:30:21,620 --> 01:30:24,020 - It's humiliating. - Not for me, it's not. 1700 01:30:24,030 --> 01:30:26,230 Now, which one's the ship she told us to get? 1701 01:30:26,230 --> 01:30:27,230 The Commodore. 1702 01:30:27,830 --> 01:30:28,830 THOR: Right. 1703 01:30:31,870 --> 01:30:34,340 Though I feel it won't make much of a difference. 1704 01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:39,410 Oh, Loki. 1705 01:30:39,410 --> 01:30:41,010 I know I've betrayed you many times before... 1706 01:30:41,010 --> 01:30:42,880 but this time it's truly nothing personal. 1707 01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:44,810 The reward for your capture 1708 01:30:44,810 --> 01:30:46,080 - will set me up nicely. - (ALARM BLARING) 1709 01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,910 Never one for sentiment, were you? 1710 01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:49,750 Easier to let it burn. 1711 01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:50,750 I agree. 1712 01:30:54,090 --> 01:30:55,260 (GROANING) 1713 01:30:59,130 --> 01:31:01,390 Oh, that looks painful. 1714 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:04,400 Oh, dear brother, you're becoming predictable. 1715 01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:06,730 I trust you, you betray me. 1716 01:31:06,730 --> 01:31:08,900 Round and round in circles we go. 1717 01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:11,040 See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. 1718 01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:12,340 It's about change. 1719 01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:16,140 But you seem to just wanna stay the same. 1720 01:31:16,150 --> 01:31:17,980 I guess what I'm trying to say... 1721 01:31:17,980 --> 01:31:21,080 is that you'll always be the God of Mischief... 1722 01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:22,680 but you could be more. 1723 01:31:25,050 --> 01:31:27,190 I'll just put this over here for you. 1724 01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:30,790 Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck. 1725 01:31:36,470 --> 01:31:38,100 All right, I can figure this out. 1726 01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:40,130 It's just another spaceship. 1727 01:31:40,140 --> 01:31:41,370 (POWERING UP) 1728 01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:54,880 GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS) Loyal Sakaarians... 1729 01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,920 Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship 1730 01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:58,320 and my favorite champion. 1731 01:31:59,860 --> 01:32:03,120 Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down. 1732 01:32:03,120 --> 01:32:04,960 Do not let him leave this planet. 1733 01:32:17,940 --> 01:32:19,310 - Good shot! - Thanks. 1734 01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:23,380 VALKYRIE: (ON RADIO) Open the doors. 1735 01:32:23,380 --> 01:32:24,910 Okay. 1736 01:32:30,020 --> 01:32:32,050 I hope that you're tougher than you look. 1737 01:32:32,050 --> 01:32:33,090 Why? 1738 01:32:33,490 --> 01:32:35,290 (SCREAMING) 1739 01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,990 - (GROANING) - (LAUGHS) 1740 01:32:45,470 --> 01:32:47,400 Shouldn't we be shooting back or something? 1741 01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:48,770 Yes, we should. 1742 01:32:48,770 --> 01:32:50,800 Where are the guns on this ship? 1743 01:32:50,810 --> 01:32:52,240 VALKYRIE: There aren't any. 1744 01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:54,040 - It's a leisure vessel. - BANNER: What? 1745 01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,540 Grandmaster uses it for his good times, 1746 01:32:55,540 --> 01:32:57,040 orgies and stuff. 1747 01:32:57,050 --> 01:32:58,410 Did she just say the Grandmaster 1748 01:32:58,410 --> 01:32:59,850 uses it for orgies? 1749 01:32:59,850 --> 01:33:01,150 Yeah. 1750 01:33:01,150 --> 01:33:02,480 Don't touch anything. 1751 01:33:12,460 --> 01:33:14,500 (ALARM BEEPING) 1752 01:33:22,940 --> 01:33:23,940 No! 1753 01:33:25,970 --> 01:33:27,170 (LAUGHING) 1754 01:33:27,180 --> 01:33:28,210 - No! - No! 1755 01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:32,120 (YELLS) 1756 01:33:35,180 --> 01:33:36,380 Get inside! 1757 01:33:36,390 --> 01:33:38,120 In a minute. 1758 01:33:39,820 --> 01:33:41,860 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1759 01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:51,430 I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel. 1760 01:33:51,430 --> 01:33:53,170 No. I don't know how to fly one of these. 1761 01:33:53,170 --> 01:33:55,070 You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs. 1762 01:33:55,070 --> 01:33:58,310 None of them are for flying alien spaceships! 1763 01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:33,540 Okay, come on. 1764 01:34:33,540 --> 01:34:36,180 There's gotta be a gun on this thing. 1765 01:34:36,180 --> 01:34:38,310 That looks like a gun. 1766 01:34:38,310 --> 01:34:39,910 GRANDMASTER: (SINGING) ♪ It's my birthday 1767 01:34:39,910 --> 01:34:41,620 ♪ It's my birthday 1768 01:34:41,620 --> 01:34:42,920 ♪ It's my birthday ♪ 1769 01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:44,450 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1770 01:34:44,450 --> 01:34:45,990 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1771 01:34:50,890 --> 01:34:52,130 Yeah! 1772 01:34:53,900 --> 01:34:55,380 - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (GRUNTS) 1773 01:35:09,380 --> 01:35:11,580 Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus! 1774 01:35:18,390 --> 01:35:19,520 There she is. 1775 01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:22,120 Our ticket out of here. 1776 01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:23,360 Hey, what's this? 1777 01:35:26,130 --> 01:35:27,630 - (DEVICE POWERS DOWN) - (LOKI GROANS) 1778 01:35:28,260 --> 01:35:29,530 Thank you. 1779 01:35:29,530 --> 01:35:32,130 Hey, man. We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. 1780 01:35:32,130 --> 01:35:33,530 You wanna come? 1781 01:35:33,530 --> 01:35:36,300 You do seem like 1782 01:35:36,310 --> 01:35:38,140 you're in desperate need of leadership. 1783 01:35:38,140 --> 01:35:39,580 Why, thank you. 1784 01:35:43,380 --> 01:35:44,450 Here we go. 1785 01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:52,180 Shit. 1786 01:35:52,190 --> 01:35:53,260 (EXPLOSIONS) 1787 01:35:58,430 --> 01:35:59,560 (BANNER GRUNTS) 1788 01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:04,170 (STRAINING) 1789 01:36:09,470 --> 01:36:11,440 SKURGE: Asgardians... 1790 01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:14,740 some misguided soul... 1791 01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:17,040 has stolen the Bifrost sword. 1792 01:36:17,050 --> 01:36:19,480 Tell us where it is... 1793 01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:22,180 or there will be consequences. 1794 01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:27,220 Bad ones. 1795 01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:31,360 Well? 1796 01:36:38,430 --> 01:36:39,630 You. 1797 01:36:39,630 --> 01:36:41,540 (ALL SCREAMING) 1798 01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:45,340 (MAN PROTESTING) 1799 01:36:56,280 --> 01:36:58,190 (WOMAN BREATHING SHAKILY) 1800 01:37:02,020 --> 01:37:03,590 (SOBBING) 1801 01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:20,010 Well? Executioner? 1802 01:37:24,780 --> 01:37:26,180 - (ALL GASP) - MAN: Wait! 1803 01:37:26,180 --> 01:37:27,180 Wait! 1804 01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:30,990 I know where the sword is. 1805 01:38:13,730 --> 01:38:16,130 I never thought I'd be back here. 1806 01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:21,630 BANNER: I thought it'd be a lot nicer. 1807 01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:23,270 I mean, not that it's not nice. 1808 01:38:23,270 --> 01:38:24,770 It's just, it's on fire. 1809 01:38:24,770 --> 01:38:26,340 Here, up here in the mountains. 1810 01:38:26,340 --> 01:38:28,640 Heat signatures. People clustered together. 1811 01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:29,780 She's coming for them. 1812 01:38:29,780 --> 01:38:31,240 Okay, drop me off at the palace 1813 01:38:31,250 --> 01:38:33,310 - and I'll draw her away. - And get yourself killed? 1814 01:38:33,310 --> 01:38:35,250 The people trapped down there are all that matters. 1815 01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:36,580 While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you two 1816 01:38:36,590 --> 01:38:37,880 to help get everyone off Asgard. 1817 01:38:37,890 --> 01:38:40,320 How the hell are we supposed to do that? 1818 01:38:40,320 --> 01:38:42,090 I have a man on the ground. 1819 01:38:44,260 --> 01:38:46,300 (LOW INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1820 01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,800 Asgard. 1821 01:38:52,330 --> 01:38:53,600 She's here. 1822 01:39:05,250 --> 01:39:07,150 Now the ship has a gun. 1823 01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:08,280 I'll take it from here. 1824 01:39:09,150 --> 01:39:12,250 I found this in the armory. 1825 01:39:15,390 --> 01:39:16,560 Good luck. 1826 01:39:17,930 --> 01:39:19,460 Your Majesty... 1827 01:39:21,430 --> 01:39:22,530 don't die. 1828 01:39:25,370 --> 01:39:27,200 You know what I mean. 1829 01:40:25,930 --> 01:40:27,860 HEIMDALL: We must keep moving! 1830 01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:30,400 Go to the Bifrost! 1831 01:40:48,350 --> 01:40:49,590 (STAFF THUDDING) 1832 01:41:12,870 --> 01:41:14,380 Sister. 1833 01:41:16,380 --> 01:41:18,340 You're still alive. 1834 01:41:18,350 --> 01:41:20,310 I love what you've done with the place. 1835 01:41:20,310 --> 01:41:21,850 Redecorating, I see. 1836 01:41:21,850 --> 01:41:23,980 It seems our father's solution 1837 01:41:23,980 --> 01:41:26,720 to every problem was to cover it up. 1838 01:41:28,020 --> 01:41:29,860 Or to cast it out. 1839 01:41:31,930 --> 01:41:36,000 He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me. 1840 01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,500 You see? 1841 01:41:38,030 --> 01:41:40,570 You never knew him. 1842 01:41:40,570 --> 01:41:42,630 Not at his best. 1843 01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:45,600 Odin and I drowned entire civilizations 1844 01:41:45,610 --> 01:41:47,410 in blood and tears. 1845 01:41:47,410 --> 01:41:50,480 Where do you think all this gold came from? 1846 01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:52,410 And then, one day... 1847 01:41:52,410 --> 01:41:55,550 he decided to become a benevolent king. 1848 01:41:55,550 --> 01:41:58,250 To foster peace, to protect life... 1849 01:41:59,350 --> 01:42:01,390 to have you. 1850 01:42:01,390 --> 01:42:03,820 I understand why you're angry. 1851 01:42:03,820 --> 01:42:05,460 And you are my sister, and technically 1852 01:42:05,460 --> 01:42:07,890 have a claim to the throne. 1853 01:42:07,900 --> 01:42:09,900 And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. 1854 01:42:09,900 --> 01:42:11,400 But it can't be you. 1855 01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:14,940 You're just... (SIGHS) The worst. 1856 01:42:16,500 --> 01:42:18,470 Okay, get up. 1857 01:42:18,470 --> 01:42:20,510 You're in my seat. 1858 01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:23,610 You know, Father once told me... 1859 01:42:23,610 --> 01:42:26,380 that a wise king never seeks out war. 1860 01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:28,820 But must always be ready for it. 1861 01:42:36,890 --> 01:42:38,930 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1862 01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:53,480 (FENRIS GROWLS) 1863 01:42:55,710 --> 01:42:57,610 (GROWLING) 1864 01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:02,510 Go back! 1865 01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:03,590 (ALL CLAMORING) 1866 01:43:04,850 --> 01:43:05,950 (SNARLS) 1867 01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:08,820 HEIMDALL: Go! 1868 01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:46,430 To be honest, I expected more. 1869 01:43:49,430 --> 01:43:50,670 Heimdall! 1870 01:43:52,830 --> 01:43:54,640 The sword! 1871 01:43:56,640 --> 01:43:57,970 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1872 01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:00,810 Here's the difference between us. 1873 01:44:00,810 --> 01:44:02,610 I'm Odin's firstborn... 1874 01:44:02,610 --> 01:44:05,080 the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard. 1875 01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:06,880 - And you're nothing. - (GRUNTS) 1876 01:44:11,650 --> 01:44:12,820 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1877 01:44:14,860 --> 01:44:17,090 (GROANS) 1878 01:44:17,090 --> 01:44:20,060 So simple, even a blind man could see it. 1879 01:44:20,060 --> 01:44:21,600 (YELLS) 1880 01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:23,760 Oh. 1881 01:44:23,770 --> 01:44:26,030 Now you remind me of Dad. 1882 01:44:26,030 --> 01:44:27,900 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1883 01:44:32,470 --> 01:44:34,180 (ROARING) 1884 01:44:36,210 --> 01:44:38,010 The stupid dog won't die! 1885 01:44:42,980 --> 01:44:44,950 (ALL SCREAMING) 1886 01:44:59,870 --> 01:45:03,040 Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this. 1887 01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:06,070 You wanted to know who I am? 1888 01:45:06,070 --> 01:45:07,910 What the hell are you talking about? 1889 01:45:07,910 --> 01:45:09,440 You'll see! 1890 01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:21,760 (FENRIS SNIFFING) 1891 01:45:22,660 --> 01:45:23,830 (GROWLS) 1892 01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:26,290 (SNARLS) 1893 01:45:26,290 --> 01:45:28,030 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1894 01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:39,940 (ROARING) 1895 01:45:42,710 --> 01:45:44,110 (ROARS) 1896 01:45:56,090 --> 01:45:57,990 (GROANS) 1897 01:45:57,990 --> 01:46:00,290 You see? No one's going anywhere. 1898 01:46:00,300 --> 01:46:01,930 I'll get that sword... 1899 01:46:01,930 --> 01:46:04,700 even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it. 1900 01:46:31,060 --> 01:46:32,090 Hey, man. 1901 01:46:33,860 --> 01:46:35,330 I'm Korg. This is Miek. 1902 01:46:35,330 --> 01:46:36,700 We're gonna jump on that spaceship 1903 01:46:36,700 --> 01:46:37,960 and get out of here. Wanna come? 1904 01:46:37,970 --> 01:46:39,200 (SHIP APPROACHING) 1905 01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:51,550 Your savior is here. 1906 01:46:55,620 --> 01:46:56,720 (CHUCKLING) 1907 01:46:57,350 --> 01:46:58,720 (SCREAMS) 1908 01:46:58,720 --> 01:47:00,750 Did you miss me? 1909 01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:02,120 Everyone, on that ship now. 1910 01:47:06,630 --> 01:47:08,890 Welcome home. I saw you coming. 1911 01:47:08,900 --> 01:47:09,970 Of course you did. 1912 01:47:12,030 --> 01:47:13,600 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1913 01:47:15,170 --> 01:47:17,070 (KORG YELLING) 1914 01:47:26,710 --> 01:47:28,950 It's a valiant effort, but you never stood a chance. 1915 01:47:29,980 --> 01:47:31,850 You see... 1916 01:47:31,850 --> 01:47:34,790 I'm not a queen or a monster. 1917 01:47:36,360 --> 01:47:39,260 I'm the Goddess of Death. 1918 01:47:39,260 --> 01:47:41,760 What were you the god of, again? 1919 01:47:48,270 --> 01:47:50,310 (PANTING) 1920 01:47:53,110 --> 01:47:55,780 Even when you had two eyes... 1921 01:47:55,780 --> 01:47:57,680 you'd see only half the picture. 1922 01:47:59,150 --> 01:48:02,150 She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't. 1923 01:48:03,220 --> 01:48:06,920 Are you Thor, the God of Hammers? Hmm? 1924 01:48:06,920 --> 01:48:09,890 (PANTING) 1925 01:48:09,890 --> 01:48:12,220 That hammer was to help you control your power, 1926 01:48:12,230 --> 01:48:14,290 to focus it. 1927 01:48:14,300 --> 01:48:16,900 It was never your source of strength. 1928 01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:19,170 It's too late. She's already taken Asgard. 1929 01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:22,940 Asgard is not a place. Never was. 1930 01:48:24,140 --> 01:48:25,370 This could be Asgard. 1931 01:48:26,710 --> 01:48:29,780 Asgard is where our people stand. 1932 01:48:29,780 --> 01:48:34,420 Even now, right now, those people need your help. 1933 01:48:42,190 --> 01:48:44,290 I'm not as strong as you. 1934 01:48:47,030 --> 01:48:48,060 No... 1935 01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:50,830 you're stronger. 1936 01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:01,270 Tell me, brother. 1937 01:49:01,270 --> 01:49:03,910 What were you the god of again? 1938 01:49:03,910 --> 01:49:05,250 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1939 01:49:08,080 --> 01:49:10,020 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - (THOR YELLING) 1940 01:49:24,830 --> 01:49:26,870 (IMMIGRANT SONG BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING) 1941 01:49:55,460 --> 01:49:56,930 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1942 01:50:06,370 --> 01:50:07,510 (GROWLS) 1943 01:50:08,070 --> 01:50:09,080 (ROARS) 1944 01:50:43,110 --> 01:50:44,850 (YELLING) 1945 01:51:19,350 --> 01:51:21,650 - You're late. - You're missing an eye. 1946 01:51:21,650 --> 01:51:23,250 VALKYRIE: This isn't over. 1947 01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:30,360 (ALL PANTING) 1948 01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:32,130 I think we should disband the Revengers. 1949 01:51:33,590 --> 01:51:35,030 Hit her with a lightning blast. 1950 01:51:35,030 --> 01:51:36,160 I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast 1951 01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:37,400 in the history of lightning. 1952 01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:38,400 It did nothing. 1953 01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:45,240 We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board. 1954 01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:47,310 It won't end there. 1955 01:51:47,310 --> 01:51:50,980 The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. 1956 01:51:50,980 --> 01:51:52,680 She'll hunt us down. 1957 01:51:52,680 --> 01:51:54,450 We need to stop her here and now. 1958 01:51:54,450 --> 01:51:56,420 So what do we do? 1959 01:51:56,420 --> 01:51:58,090 I'm not doing "Get Help." 1960 01:52:10,200 --> 01:52:13,440 Asgard's not a place, it's a people. 1961 01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:16,630 Loki... 1962 01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:18,940 this was never about stopping Ragnarok. 1963 01:52:18,940 --> 01:52:21,110 This was about causing Ragnarok. 1964 01:52:21,110 --> 01:52:22,610 Surtur's crown, the vault. 1965 01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:26,250 It's the only way. 1966 01:52:26,250 --> 01:52:27,620 Bold move, brother. 1967 01:52:29,050 --> 01:52:30,520 Even for me. 1968 01:52:33,690 --> 01:52:34,920 Shall we? 1969 01:52:36,020 --> 01:52:37,030 After you. 1970 01:52:49,670 --> 01:52:51,110 (GRUNTING) 1971 01:52:59,380 --> 01:53:00,450 (GRUNTING) 1972 01:53:02,450 --> 01:53:04,150 This is madness. 1973 01:53:04,150 --> 01:53:05,690 (ALL CLAMORING) 1974 01:53:17,530 --> 01:53:19,200 Go! Go, now! 1975 01:53:36,750 --> 01:53:38,490 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1976 01:53:44,060 --> 01:53:45,960 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1977 01:53:56,440 --> 01:53:57,640 (MAN SCREAMS) 1978 01:53:58,370 --> 01:53:59,540 (GUN FIRING) 1979 01:54:20,230 --> 01:54:21,600 For Asgard. 1980 01:54:35,810 --> 01:54:37,280 SKURGE: Hela! 1981 01:54:44,220 --> 01:54:45,420 (GUN CLICKS) 1982 01:54:46,190 --> 01:54:47,190 (GRUNTS) 1983 01:54:48,420 --> 01:54:49,490 (YELLS) 1984 01:54:50,620 --> 01:54:52,030 (GROANS) 1985 01:55:01,730 --> 01:55:06,040 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn. 1986 01:55:13,310 --> 01:55:14,320 (GASPING) 1987 01:55:17,620 --> 01:55:18,820 Hela, enough! 1988 01:55:22,420 --> 01:55:25,460 You want Asgard, it's yours. 1989 01:55:25,460 --> 01:55:29,130 Whatever game you're playing, it won't work. 1990 01:55:29,130 --> 01:55:30,660 You can't defeat me. 1991 01:55:31,360 --> 01:55:32,630 No, I know. 1992 01:55:34,400 --> 01:55:35,440 But he can. 1993 01:55:37,270 --> 01:55:39,670 (ROARING) 1994 01:55:39,670 --> 01:55:41,180 No. 1995 01:55:41,770 --> 01:55:44,140 (HELA GRUNTS) 1996 01:55:49,650 --> 01:55:53,320 Tremble before me, Asgard! 1997 01:55:53,320 --> 01:55:55,420 I am your reckoning! 1998 01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:06,330 The people are safe. 1999 01:56:06,330 --> 01:56:08,240 That's all that matters. 2000 01:56:09,900 --> 01:56:11,770 THOR: We're fulfilling the prophecy. 2001 01:56:11,770 --> 01:56:13,410 I hate this prophecy. 2002 01:56:13,410 --> 01:56:15,370 So do I, but we have no choice. 2003 01:56:15,380 --> 01:56:17,340 Surtur destroys Asgard... 2004 01:56:17,340 --> 01:56:19,750 he destroys Hela, so that our people may live. 2005 01:56:19,750 --> 01:56:21,480 But we need to let him finish the job, 2006 01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:22,680 - otherwise... - (HULK ROARING) 2007 01:56:24,280 --> 01:56:25,350 No! 2008 01:56:25,350 --> 01:56:26,590 (HULK ROARING) 2009 01:56:27,620 --> 01:56:29,720 Hulk, stop, you moron! 2010 01:56:29,720 --> 01:56:31,430 (HULK GRUNTING) 2011 01:56:32,390 --> 01:56:33,390 (ROARS) 2012 01:56:34,230 --> 01:56:35,800 (SCREAMING) 2013 01:56:38,730 --> 01:56:39,900 THOR: Hulk, stop. 2014 01:56:39,900 --> 01:56:43,140 Just for once in your life, don't smash. 2015 01:56:44,270 --> 01:56:45,970 Big monster! 2016 01:56:45,970 --> 01:56:47,540 Let's go! 2017 01:56:47,980 --> 01:56:49,270 (GROWLS) 2018 01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:50,280 Fine. 2019 01:56:53,280 --> 01:56:54,350 (HULK GRUNTS) 2020 01:57:01,450 --> 01:57:02,460 (GRUNTS) 2021 01:57:14,440 --> 01:57:17,340 SURTUR: I am Asgard's doom! 2022 01:57:19,610 --> 01:57:20,870 (LAUGHING) 2023 01:57:40,330 --> 01:57:42,530 The damage is not too bad. 2024 01:57:42,530 --> 01:57:44,660 As long as the foundations are still strong... 2025 01:57:44,660 --> 01:57:46,500 we can rebuild this place. 2026 01:57:46,500 --> 01:57:48,800 It will become a haven... 2027 01:57:48,800 --> 01:57:51,770 for all peoples and aliens of the universe. 2028 01:57:58,380 --> 01:58:01,880 Now those foundations are gone. Sorry. 2029 01:58:01,880 --> 01:58:03,620 (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) 2030 01:58:16,060 --> 01:58:18,000 What have I done? 2031 01:58:19,330 --> 01:58:21,800 You saved us from extinction. 2032 01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:23,670 Asgard is not a place... 2033 01:58:25,070 --> 01:58:26,980 it's a people. 2034 01:58:55,870 --> 01:58:57,470 It suits you. 2035 01:59:00,070 --> 01:59:02,880 Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother. 2036 01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:04,480 Maybe not. 2037 01:59:05,650 --> 01:59:07,580 Thank you. 2038 01:59:07,580 --> 01:59:09,980 If you were here, I might even give you a hug. 2039 01:59:14,050 --> 01:59:15,460 I'm here. 2040 01:59:39,680 --> 01:59:41,720 Your throne. 2041 01:59:56,030 --> 01:59:59,500 So. King of Asgard. 2042 02:00:09,910 --> 02:00:11,010 Where to? 2043 02:00:12,110 --> 02:00:13,950 I'm not sure. 2044 02:00:13,950 --> 02:00:15,550 Any suggestions? 2045 02:00:17,890 --> 02:00:19,990 Miek, where are you from? 2046 02:00:19,990 --> 02:00:21,990 Oh, Miek's dead. 2047 02:00:21,990 --> 02:00:25,420 Yeah, no, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. 2048 02:00:25,430 --> 02:00:26,890 I've just felt so guilty, 2049 02:00:26,890 --> 02:00:28,370 I've been carrying him around all day. 2050 02:00:30,100 --> 02:00:32,100 - (CHITTERING) - (GASPS) Miek, you're alive! 2051 02:00:32,100 --> 02:00:33,500 He's alive, guys. 2052 02:00:33,500 --> 02:00:34,820 What was your question again, bro? 2053 02:00:36,100 --> 02:00:37,940 Earth it is. 2054 02:00:37,940 --> 02:00:39,940 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2055 02:02:54,310 --> 02:02:55,970 Do you really think it's a good idea 2056 02:02:55,980 --> 02:02:57,210 to go back to Earth? 2057 02:02:57,210 --> 02:02:58,210 Yes, of course. 2058 02:02:58,210 --> 02:03:01,110 The people of Earth love me. I'm very popular. 2059 02:03:01,110 --> 02:03:03,180 Let me rephrase that. 2060 02:03:03,180 --> 02:03:05,080 Do you really think it's a good idea 2061 02:03:05,090 --> 02:03:06,990 to bring me back to Earth? 2062 02:03:06,990 --> 02:03:09,150 Probably not, to be honest. 2063 02:03:09,160 --> 02:03:10,990 I wouldn't worry, brother. 2064 02:03:10,990 --> 02:03:14,100 I feel like everything's gonna work out fine. 2065 02:03:17,160 --> 02:03:18,970 (LOW RUMBLING) 2066 02:03:31,210 --> 02:03:33,250 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2067 02:09:39,180 --> 02:09:40,550 (GROANING) 2068 02:09:43,020 --> 02:09:44,020 Oh, boy. 2069 02:09:46,120 --> 02:09:48,120 (SCRAPPERS EXCLAIMING) 2070 02:09:50,620 --> 02:09:52,560 (GROANS) Oh. 2071 02:09:52,560 --> 02:09:57,000 I just gotta say, I'm proud of you all. 2072 02:09:57,000 --> 02:10:00,460 This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us! 2073 02:10:00,470 --> 02:10:03,170 Pat on the back. Pat on the back. 2074 02:10:03,170 --> 02:10:05,670 Come on. No? 2075 02:10:05,670 --> 02:10:08,040 Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. 2076 02:10:08,040 --> 02:10:11,010 Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow. 2077 02:10:11,010 --> 02:10:13,180 So, you're welcome. 2078 02:10:13,180 --> 02:10:15,450 And, uh, it's a tie. 2079 02:10:15,450 --> 02:10:22,450 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resynced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick.