[big band music playing]
[all snoring]
Huh?
[all grunt]
He's so cute when he sleeps!
Our little angel!
Shh, don't wake him up!
Happy birthday, Timmy!
Wanda? Cosmo? What are you
GUYS, crazy?
You're a grown man still
wearing horsey pajamas, and
you're asking if we're crazy?
Crazy with excitement!
Happy 23rd birthday, Timmy
Turner!
Whoa! Thanks, guys!
Go ahead, Poof. Give it to
him.
[squeals]
Thanks, Poof!
Poof Poof.
But you know what I'd really
love is to get those first words
out. Come on, buddy. Let's hear
them. What are they, Poof? Come
on.
I think he's going to do it!
[beeps]
[belches]
Well, maybe next time.
[squeals] Open it quick! It's from me! If you like it, that is.
Oh, a sword? I hope he likes it! Wait. You mean--
birthday pirate battle! whoa! Oh!
[all scream] Ha! Avast, ye salty peanuts!
[grunting] [screams] yikes!
[all grunting]
Aah! To the right! To the left! Everything you own in a box to
the left! [all grunting] Whoo-hoo!
[pirates snarl] [all grunt] Aah!
Behind you! [both grunting] [panting]
Little help, guys? [squeaks and grunts] If you die, can I have your
bike? Ohh! Aah! [snickering]
[grunts] Nice one, Timmy! [chuckles]
Boo! [grunts] [exhales]
You're a worthy adversary, Timmy Turner. Happy birthday. Thanks. See you guys next
Birthday. Arr! Yep. My birthdays just keep
getting better every year, thanks to you guys. [giggles]
Don't we always have the best time? I can't tell time.
Timmy Turner. This is the last birthday party you and your fairies will ever have together.
By the way, happy birthday. Ooh! Whoa.
"Da Rules"? Yes. And look at this right here. Page 1438, paragraph 3,
“A fairies when he grows up--“ not me...
"he leaves home--" not me... Yeah!
"Or experiences life's true magic, love." Well?
Again, not me. The only girl I ever kissed was Tootie. It was 13 years ago, it was forced upon
Me, and I did not enjoy it. Look out! [squeaks]
Ooh. Ooh. [giggles]
Anyway, she moved away, and no one ever saw her again. So love? Not even an issue.
True. According to Timmy's love meter, he's not in love. [giggles]
This is not a game! The longer you keep Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, the more you
put them in danger of being exposed to capture. Like I said, not an issue.
Relax. Have some cake. Keep your cake. Inevitable fairy-go-bye-bye party. I will
find a way. I will make you grow up. I am Jorgen, the most powerful fairy ever!
[laughs] Can I have some cake? [trills]
Happy birthday, Timmy! [both giggle] The want ads?
[gasps] really? Ooh! They need unskilled workers at that new dynamite factory. Sounds
exciting and dangerous! Quick, open mine! [trills] Home rental listings!
Ooh! [giggles] ooh, look here! "quaint 2-bedroom, perfect for
starting a family or simply moving out of your parents' house!"
[both laugh] This is the same stuff you guys got me last year.
[both laugh] I know it sounds way too good to be true, but I'm never
Leaving you guys, I'm never getting a job, and I'm never getting married. I just love you
both way too much. Love, love, love, love, love. Well, ha! You have to leave,
because your mother and I just sold the house. We're finally going on our dream vacation
around the world. [both giggle] Well, what can I say?
I really wish you hadn't sold the house. Huh?
[tires squeal] [humming] r Sorry!
Oh! G [grunts] ot to go! Love you guys“
Love school. Never leaving. Love, love, love, love, love! [whimpers]
[both crying] Why won't our son grow up? [crying]
[bell dings]
[grunting]
Well, look who it is trashing my day care--the biggest twerp in Dimmsdale, Timmy Turner.
Yecch. Icky Vicky. [laughter] Still molding young minds, I
see. [grunting] Don't you shake your ba-bas
at me. It's not snacktime till I say it's snacktime. [grunting]
And nothing enhances snacktime like moldy, rotten string cheese in your ba-bas,
Huh, kids? [giggling] [screaming]
This isn't over, Timmy Turner! [school bell rings]
[indistinct talking] [indistinct muttering] Ugh!
Riddle me this, class. How does a 23-year-old man still manage to stay in the fifth
grade all these years? How does he do it? How is it even possible? Hmm?
Oh, boy. Here we go. Yes! Now, I remember. He has--
[children gasp] Fairy godparents! Fairy godparents!
Ohh. Well, I've been in this class
for 13 years. How come no one's ever seen these fairy godparents?
Oh, they will, Turner. See, I know you're remaining childlike in order to keep your fairies.
And I'll play along with your game, 'cause soon, I will catch them, and then, it will be I,
Mr. Denzel Crocker, who will be making the wishes around here!
Heh. Go on. Make a wish. I dare you.
OK. I wish you had the atomic runs. [groaning]
[chuckles] I need to use the restroom. Silent study until I return.
Enjoy this one, Turner, because it will be your last. [flatulence]
Oh! [groaning] [laughter] [flatulence]
Make way! Coming through! Silent study? Boring! Who'd rather play dodgeball?
Yeah! [cheering and laughter]
Hall passes, people! Hall passes! Ow! Ow! Ow! Best day ever. Crocker has
diarrhea. And school is let out early due to impending tornadoes.
When it's totally sunny out. Crazy, huh, mouse? Crazy? If getting out of
school early on my birthday and having more time to be a kid is crazy, well, then, people, strap
me in a straightjacket. Later, Timmy. See ya.
[indistinct shout] I told you I would find a way to get you to grow up, and I
finally did. Cupid's love arrows! A shot from one of these
puppies, and Timmy will fall in love with the first thing he sees. Then, he'll be
grown up and must give back the fairies! Ugh!
You're mine forever. I'll love you till the end of time. I love school. Love, love,
Love, love. Come back! I love you! I hate you, Timmy Turner!
[cell phone rings] Hey, guys. We are so proud of you,
Timmy! We'll always be together! You got that right. There is
nothing in this world I'd ever give you guys up for.
Aah! [all exclaim] Timmy! Are you ok?
Yeah. Good. Then can we do it again? It was fun!
Yeah, sure. I just-- As the mayor of Dimmsdale, it is my honor to present
The president and CEO of Magnate and Power, Mr. Hugh J. Magnate Jr.!
[cheering and applause] Thank you. [indistinct talking]
Thank you, your honor. That's quite a handsome goat you got there. [laughs]
[orchestral music playing] Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, ever since daddy
slapped a shovel in my little hand, I have been looking for fuel to run our everyday lives.
And so, when my high-tech thermal satellites detected a massive, untapped combustible
resource field under the city, I decided to come here to Dummsdale and... see for myself.
[laughs] Dimmsdale. What?
Dimmsdale. Well, whatever. Dim, Dum. What difference does it make? By
the time I'm done with this place, you're going to want to change the name to Stinking
Richdale. [laughs] [cheering and applause] Timmy! What are we doing?
[applause continues] Thank you. Thank you. Please. May I present...The Magnate
Power Oil Well Hotel, to be built on the site of this grotty, stinky, yucky, pokey
little park. It will produce 1,000 jigabots of filthy, yet reasonably affordable, energy
and provide decent room service. [laughs] [applause]
Yay! Look who it is, Mr. Never-grew-up, Timmy Turner.
He's checking us out. Just like the ladies. Eww.
Yeah. That's right, Timmy T. Looks like AJ's all grown up and stylin' in a brand-new argyle
sweater. And me, professional security expert, fighting crime with my
smarty melon and multiple keys on a retractable wire.
[scoffs] He's just jealous. So, folks, are you ready to tear down this crummy little
park and make way for the future? [cheering and applause]
Whoo! Timmy's staring at that girl. Ooh! I'll give him a slushie.
See? It worked! Oh, wait. He's still staring. [applause]
There's nothing wrong with the old Dimmsdale. And there's nothing wrong with the Dimmsdale
dogwood. .. Oh! [grunts]
Nice move! The tree I grew up with and climbed in this very park.
Listen, sister susie saffron, wheatgrass-gulper, whatever your tree-hugging name is. You don't
want to mess around with Hugh J. Magnate Jr. So why don't you just toddle off to your yurt or
wherever home is. This is home. I was raised right here in Dimmsdale. And
the name's not saffron-sippin', wheatgrass-gurglin' anything. It's Tootie.
[all exclaim] Tootie? Here it comes again!
[giggling] I suggest you move your conifer-kissing keister, missy
Not going to happen. Not if you're going to knock down this tree.
Well, have it your way. Boys! Tear it down. She is awesome!
Awesome?! [engine roars]
Hey! You can't tear down that tree with a girl chained to it. [sighs] Don't get your
knickers in a bunch, pimple monkey. She'll move. They always do.
Well, they usually do. [chuckles] [gasp-S]
[whimpers] I wish the bulldozers would break down.
[engine rattles] [hisses] [indistinct murmuring]
Well, what are you waiting for? Don't just sit there. Use chainsaws instead!
[chainsaw engines start]
I wish the chainsaws were balloons! [gasp-S]
UP, Up, and away! [laughter]
I wish Chompy the goat would eat Magnate's pants. [fabric tears]
[bleating] [laughter] What's happening, Janice?
Urn, the mayor's goat just ate your pants, sir. [laughter and indistinct
talking] So it did. Well, it looks like
the Dimmsdale dogwood lives to see another day. Tootie? Wow. I got to tell
you, that was incredible. Timmy Turner. [laughs] look at you! You haven't changed
a bit. Not even a little. Where have you been? Oh. You know, just traveling
the world, making a difference, and trying to help helpless creatures. [laughs] What have
You been up to? Oh, uh, I'm still in school. Wow. An educated man. And
look at this--you show up, and all these amazing things happen. It's like magic.
M-magic? [whistling] No, no, no. Me? No magic. No.
Not here. Are you kidding? Come on. No, no, no. Well, it's great to see you.
[beeps] [all exclaim] Aah! Aah. Aah.
What's the matter? Uh--uh--sunburn on my back. No hugs till it heals. Doctor
said. Got to go! He is so smooth.
Talk about humiliation. As we speak, $4,000 pants are coursing through the digestive tract of
a goat. How'd this happen, hmm? Janice, how did my perfect plan get so un-perfect?
[cell phone rings] what? [deep voice] I hear your
perfect plan just got un-perfect. If you want answers, meet me tonight, 8-ish, in the
alley, corner of Hall and Oates. Denzel, who are you talking to?
[normal voice] Quiet, mother. I'm on the phone using my voice disguiser.
But your mac and cheese is ready. Oh, boy! Mac and--
[deep voice] I mean, uh, come alone. [clicks]
[indistinct talking] [traditional chinese music playing]
[metal scrapes]
I am Hugh J. Magnate Jr. Are you the mystery man from on the phone?
[deep voice] Indeed, I am. [normal voice] Ha ha! Isn't technology great?
Who are you? The answer to your problem. And your problem's name?
Timmy Turner.
These are from today, when everything went...Funny. Not funny. Fairy!
These are his fairies. His fairies are the key to your success...Or failure.
Hmm. [chuckles] Incredible. And to think, I thought you were crazy.
Ehh, creepy. Not crazy. Wait! Chainsaws turned to balloons. A goat eats your
pants. Mmm. [goat bleats]
You've got nothing to lose by trusting me. You're right. I'm listening.
I can't believe I'm listening, but I am. I need to complete my
greatest invention, the atomic fairy incarcerator. So, you give me money. I catch the fairies.
Timmy Turner becomes powerless. I wish the tree to be leveled so that you, Hugh J. Magnate, build
Your oil-gulping monstrosity of a hotel. You're serious.
As a ham. Very hungry! Mmm. So, do we have a deal?
It's true. The only thing that could stop someone like me would have to be magical
fairies. I guess we're in business, then.
If you can help me build my hotel, then I guess we are. [both laughing]
I didn't plan that. Timmy, what's the matter? Sad because your birthday's over?
I think I need to go to the doctor. My stomach's all in knots, and my heart is racing.
Dr. Cosmo in the hizz-ouse! Ahh, no fever. Time for a full exam.
You've been acting sick since you saw Tootie in the park yesterday.
Sick? No. I just have a cold or something. Still, she's so brave, so sure of herself.
[beeping] Oh, no! You're falling in love with Tootie! That means
You're growing up, and you'll lose us forever! Uh-oh.
Ehh. It also means I don't get to use the glove, doesn't it?
[doorbell rings] Timmy! Tootie's here! [all scream]
Tootie's here? Oh, no! [giggles]
We registered you at Dimmsdale department store. Happy wedding!
[both giggling] Wedding? I was just here to see if Timmy wanted to go for
a-- We got dibs on the blender. Here! It dices and purees.
Ooh! Here! It's a beautiful, beautiful
blender. Dices and purees! Heh. I just--I'm really here to just see Timmy, so...
Whoa, whoa! Aah! Oh! [groans] It was nice meeting you.
No. Wait. Don't go. Wait! Don't! Please! Our vacation's
already paid for! We'll give you money! Livestock!
Raisins! [sobbing] Cosmo, we got to stop her
before she breaks up our family! For once, I agree with your shrill, commanding, and
authoritative voice! I mean, I love you!
[choir vocalizing]
Timmy, we need to talk about Tootie. We're worried that she's going to--
Timmy, wait!
Hey, Timmy! Let's do something really, really fun! Yeah, super fun!
Like shave crocker, turn your dad into a woman, turn Wanda into a woman--I mean, you're
the wind beneath my wings! You know, you're right. I mean, we can do anything we
want. That's why I love you guys so much. I wish we would-- Oh! Hey, Timmy.
Uuh, hey, Tootie. Um... Uh--wow. Hey, look at you, here with me, in the same--still in
the same area, I see. Well, it looks like you're pretty busy, so...[chuckles]
Uh--oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, this and--and school, it's all just so crazy.
Yeah. So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go down to the waterfront, watch
the sailboats, grab a smoothie. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That sounds really neat.
Oh, no! She played the smoothie card--Timmy's one weakness! Mine's lint. Ooh.
Lint. Focus! If that love meter gets any higher, we're doomed.
[cell phone rings] Oh. Uh, sorry. I got to get this.
Hello? Just say the word, and we'll get you out of this mess.
Actually, um...I'm all good here. Oh, and don't worry about me falling into that "I" thing
You were talking. You know, the--uh, the lake. Yeah. I'm all good. So I'll talk to you when I
Get home, ok? All right. Bye. Ow. [groans]
Oh! Whoa!
R never thought my wish would come true, so imagine my surprise
When I first saw you, and it looks like it's magic between you and me
lookin' like magic I Can't believe Turner's still rolling 2-wheel style.
That's what happens when you don't grow up, huh? Get your license.
Yeah, and trade in 2 wheels for fresh, fly, 4-wheel transport.
I ooh [scoffs] He's just jealous. [giggles]
[laughter] [cries] [laughs]
R Feels like magic, ooh I made my wish, and you cast your spell,
We both threw our coins in the wishing well... I [indistinct talking]
N fttwhiétietsimmw Pathetic how he won't grow up. Despicable how he
revels in his childish bubble of no responsibilities. But without his fairies, his cushy,
care-free life is over. After 13 years, I'm closer than I've ever been. Ha! Where Turner
goes, the fairies follow. [grunts] And we will be able to track
him with one of my greatest inventions--the latest in surveillance technology.
Hi-ya! Ahh Uh!
And now, will know their whereabouts. Ha! [laughs]
And once the trap is sprung, we will capture Turner's... Fair godparents!
Ooh. r looking like magic, looking like magic
The world started spinning and turned me upside-down, it flipped me all over
And spun me around, and it looks like it's magic
Between you and me lookin' like magic, lookin' like magic,
Could it be magic? Feels like magic, ooh... I
Imagine the power. I'd wish for all the oil in the world. And together, we'll trap
The fairies in here! [laughing]
[laughter stops] [mutters] Yeah. Hmm.
She's the answer. That's a nice raccoon. Come to papa.
[giggles] Ooh! r lookin' like magic,
Lookin' like magic r This is so much fun! [screaming]
Ohh! Come on, Timmy, run! [laughs] Hey!
Yes, Timmy. Love can be a real drag. Aah!
[laughs] [grunts] You're a friendly little
fella. Aah! Turner!
[grunts] [laughs] Yeah. Unh!
[screams and grunts] [both scream] Aah!
[laughs] [both grunting]
[grunting echoes and fades] [classical music plays] I'm having such a great time
with you. Me, too. Not really?
You mean, you're not having a great time with me? It's upside-down.
Wwhat's upside-down? Uh, this world, you know, this crazy, mixed-up world we're
living in. I just wish, uh-- I wish I had my hat. Wish granted.
Huh? Wow. [chuckles] Wishes really do come true.
Ohh. Thanks! It's a nice change.
I hate change. That's why I only change my underwear every 3,000 years.
You know what I wish for? No. I wish that we could help
rebuild the park around the Dimmsdale dogwood--you know, the way it used to be when we
were kids. Wow. Nice wish. I mean, 'cause, you know, it's not
a wish for yourself. You don't really hear wishes like that every day.
Oh, no! The meter's right! We've got to do something to stop this, quick!
Leave it to me! Oh, my gosh! We're humans! Huh?
And look! I've got legs... That need to be shaved. Eww! ooh. And I've got underarm
hair. I'm definitely not shaving that. We sound weird.
I love it! Ooh, pasta. Ooh. Good evening, everyone.
We're your perfectly normal, not-magic-fairy human waiters with unbelievably super hairy
Legs and underarms. And we've brought your dinner.
Whoa, whoa! [gasp-S] Oops! Oh. I'm so sorry, miss.
Uh, how careless of me. I'll say. You forgot the sauce!
[gasp-Q [sputtering] I am terribly sorry, madame!
Well, you should be! The service here is-- [screams]
[stammering] Maniacs! Oh! That's ok. I'll just--I'm
going to go to the ladies' room. I'll be right back. [panting]
[squeals and cries] What are you guys doing? And what have you done to
yourselves? We're waiters! Of course, it's just a stepping stone on
Our path to becoming actors. [imitates Marlon Brando] Stella! Mmm!
It was the only way we could get close enough to stop Tootie. And I hear that the lobster
bisque here is... Delicious! Stop Tootie from what?
From taking you away from us. You're falling in love, Timmy. And if that happens, the 3 of us
Won't be together. Oh! I've got an idea. Why don't you wish that Tootie was in Alaska right now?
Hmm? No, no. I don't want you guys ruining this for me. In fact, I
wish Tootie was all cleaned up. Oh. [pants]
That's weird. And there's one more wish I need you guys to grant.
[whispers indistinctly] Ooh!
What? [laughs] where are you taking me? What's the big surprise?
Look at your new park. You're the first one to see it. It's beautiful! How did you--
Let's just say I know people. People who can build an amazing park in a day?
Yep. [laughs] Well, come on! [giggles]
Whoa! What happened to the park? It's beautiful!
Hey, sydney! [laughter and indistinct chatter]
Hey! [crying]
[giggles] Aah! [babbles]
[Sobs] [Crying]
This is my favorite tree ever. Wait. It gets better.
What does a finger snap mean? Knock that Timmy-stealer out of the tree?
No! It means...
_ [gasps] [81ggles] whee!
[cheering and applause]
Whoa!
Now I'm positive this is my favorite day ever. [laughs]
Hey, Timmy. We were going to go get ice cream. You want to come?
No, thanks. I'm good, surprisingly. But you always want ice
cream. How about you want to not come but give us some money for
ice cream?
I h*r;..;;;.;@11;n;;an1éé¢ the change. [laughs]
Oh, no. The love meter's higher than it's ever been. Oh! One kiss, and we're
toast.
Oh, no! This is the big one! I'm going to miss him so much. Don't worry, Wanda. You'll
always have me. [sobs] Whoa!
[gasps] Ohh! Timmy!
Hey! You knocked him out of the tree! Nice! It wasn't my plan, but I'll
take it. [grunts] What happened, Timmy?
Uh...Um, I fell out of a tree. It looked like you fell out
of the tree so you wouldn't have to kiss me. No. That is so not true. It--
it's just really complicated right now. Are you seeing someone else?
No. Did you just get out of a bad relationship?
No. Is it that you just don't like me?
No. You just wouldn't understand. You're right, Timmy. I
wouldn't understand. I don't understand how I could love someone since third grade,
Someone who rebuilds a park for me, saves my tree, and then, creates the most romantic day
ever--and then tells me he can't kiss me. I take it back. You
understand completely. Grow up, Timmy Turner! Ugh!
[groans] [hums] Oh, wow! Sure feels good to
be back to normal. I miss the underarm hair.
Ugh! Men! Or should I say boys? Oh! Aww. Oh, what's wrong,
Little bunny? Are you lost in the big city? [screams]
[grunting] Let me out of here! Check it out!
They got Tootie! And I got tooty-fruity with hot fudge. I mean, we have to
help her! Let's get Timmy! [grunting]
You? Mmm. Ironic, isn't it? Someone who cares so much for
Z ' Béiééyed 'by- a help I-e-sSt little creature. [laughs]
Magnate's got Tootie! Hooray! Yay!
Mmm. Well, I mean, it's good that she gets to ride in a limo,
right? Yeah! This means we can always be with Timmy, and things
never have to change, right? [growls] Poof's intense stare of guilt
is right, Cosmo. Here we are, wanting Poof to grow up, and we're keeping Timmy from doing
the same thing. You're right, Wanda. We have to do what's best for Timmy.
[squeals] Oh, I'm proud of us, Cosmo. And thanks for staring some
sense into us, Poof. Let's tell Timmy and save Tootie! Don't worry, little fairies!
[screaming] [laughs] Yeah. Thanks to my atomic
fairy incarcerator, I'll show that Timmy Turner that I now have possession of his...
Fairy godparents! Help! Timmy! Help! [screaming and indistinct
Shouting] [laughs] Timmy! Timmy!
Timmy, are you ok? What is it? Tootie got kidnapped by
a bunny in Magnate's limo! And there is no change. The ice cream came to exactly $20.
Tootie's in trouble? Well, then I guess I wish she was right here back next to me.
[chuckles] I wish she was right back here next to me. I think something's wrong
with Timmy's brain.
Magnate doesn't just have Tootie. He's got... [grunts]
Let's see if there's a sandwich in here. [all talk and laugh at once]
Hey. Come on.
I promise, I'll bring it right back! Get back here!
Go get her, Timmy! Go get her! [grunts]
Coming through! [grunting] Aah! You will pay, Timmy
Turner! [indistinct talking] [panting]
What do you want with me? You're bait for Timmy Turner. Part of the plan. But don't
worry, all will be revealed in my evil subterranean lair. [chuckles]
[dings] [laughs]
Not so fast, Timmy Turner. Whoa! Oh! [laughs]
Ow. Ahh. You have nowhere to hide now, Timmy!
Hey, twerp! Thought you might like a slice of my faceplant pizza!
Ahh. Oh, boy. Mama's just bought you
a one-way ticket to kissytown. Oh, boy! No! Mommy! Get back here, loverboy!
Get away! Don't touch me! [dings] Welcome to my evil
subterranean lair. [laughter] What is this place?
A prison of unspeakable horror. What? Evil subterranean lair
has to be grotesque? An oilman can't attempt to replicate the lost childhood he
never enjoyed? [laughter] A place for his friends, if
daddy ever let him have any, could enjoy just hanging round? [whirring]
[laughs] Rise! Up! Up! [laughter]
You'll never get away with this, Magnate! Enjoy the view, missy.
Can't wait to see the look on Timmy Turner's face when we use the fairy incarcerator!
Let me out of here! And turn the power of his own fairies against him! [laughs]
Oh, no! What fairies? Mr. Crocker, is that you?
[distorted voice] uh, no! It's, um, Jim...Jim...Dinglewhipple?
Huh? [chuckling] Uh-oh.
[laughter] Mmm. So...
[distorted voice] let's ta-- [normal voice] let's test this baby out. You press the button
and squeeze the magic from the fairies to you. Make a wish. Anything.
0k. You know what I've always wanted? Uh-oh.
I wish I had one of those great big ball pits daddy never let me play in. He said I'd get
pinkeye. Well... [fairies scream]
Stop it! You're hurting them! [whimpering] Ohh! Heh. Uh-uh.
I wish it was bottomless. [screaming]
Yep. It's bottomless. [laughter]
And I wish you fell in it, Crocker! [screams]
[stammers] I thought we had something special! [screaming]
[screaming continues] [giggles] Here we are, eating hot dogs
that we paid for with our own money. Cha-ching! Working man, and
ladies checking us out.
Hey, there's Timmy. What's he doing here? Chester, I need a security
expert, stat. Say what? You've got to help me.
Magnate's kidnapped my friends, and if I don't save them, then we're all in big trouble.
Wait. If somebody's been kidnapped, we need to call the police.
I can't. They're-- they're secret friends. Secret friends?
I know you're not going to believe this, but... They're my fairy godparents.
They've been granting my wishes for years. [laughter]
Magic fairies? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
I knew you were crazy. I just didn't think you were this crazy.
Fairies? Get real, dude. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have the grown-up world to get back
t0. Jealous? Help me, and I'll use their
magical powers to get you dates with really hot girls. Deal.
[squeals] Timmy Turner is so yesterday. Well, if he was here right
now, he'd totally take you down. You'll never be half the man that Timmy Turner is.
You call yourself a supervillain? No way. Your costume isn't scary, you have no
upper body strength... No upper body strength? [chuckles]
Hello? I'll show you no upper body strength. Janice!
Help! Fetch me a mirror. I wish I had upper body
strength. Oh! [scream]
Oh! Oh! Ow! [laughs] Ahh. Respect the pecs, fairies! [laughs]
[whimpers] And I wish you... No, boss! Wait!
Were wearing a dress. [screams] Oh!
Ooh! Ooh! Aah! Aww.
[cries] [grunts] hmm.
[grunting]
[laughing]
I wish you were my personal cyborg servant. [screaming]
Ooh. Ooh! [laughs] Oh, wow! Oh, my own cyborg! [laughs] Look! Look at those
deltoids. Oh, if I had those deltoids, what I could do! Look at the shine. Look at
the density. Ping! [laughs] [indistinct] I wish you could dance.
[funk music playing] [whirring] [grunts]
[laughs]
Turn, turn, kick, turn. Yeah!
It's locked. Ok, Chester, Mr. Security expert. Let's see you figure out a way into this
place.
Ok. This is it. We're going in. I got to warn you guys, this could be dangerous. You know,
some of us might not make it out of here. I just want you guys to know I really appreciate how
much you guys-- Good luck, Timmy! You still owe us girlfriends!
[tires squeal]
[grunts] Ahh. Boring. Boring! You're a boring cyborg. Get off. Take
five. [sighs] [elevator music playing] [dings]
[grunting] Helping helpless creatures. Helping helpless creatures.
I wish I had a mustache. Mmm. Yeah. I wish I had a bigger mustache.
Oh! [laughs] Ooh. Suave. I wish I had a funnier mirror.
[laughs] Oh, oh! This mirror is hilarious! Don't I look great,
Janice? You look ridiculous. And this job is ridiculous.
[imitates janice] [dings] Magnate.
Timmy! Well, look who decided to join the party. Well, I'm the
host, and you're not invited! Blast him with a laser. Ooh!
Someone save us! Hey, I dropped the remote!
Don't just stand there. Crush him! Oh, where--where is it? Where? Ohh!
Stupid remote. [gasps] [whimpers]
Cosmo! Wanda! Poof! Help! Timmy, help! Tootie?
The ball pit! It's bottomless! If Tootie falls in, she's gone forever!
Well, then I wish it was a pit full of pillows! Magnate's rerouting our
magic. We don't have much time. [beeping] Don't worry. I'm going to get
you guys out of here. Be careful, Timmy! Oh, balls!
Help, Timmy! Help! Careful, Timmy! Mr. Crocker fell in there, and he's still
falling! [echoing] aah! It's true! Still falling! Aah! And I've got
the pinkeye. [grunts] Little help, guys?
Sorry, Timmy! This time, you're on your own! [grunting]
Oh. I guess I really am on my own.
Don't worry, I got this. There's nothing sadder than opening up a new toy that comes without...
[grunts] batteries. Aww. They're so cute when
they're not trying to kill you. Hurry! Oh! Ohh!
Eureka! The remote! [laughs] Help! [gasps] Hang on, Tootie! [grunts]
[grunts] Oh. Thank you. No problem. All right. Let's
go get my fairies. Yeah. About that-- We don't feel very well.
And speaking of fairies, look what their power gave me. [grunts]
Timmy... Ohh. Any last words before I blast
you out of existence? Uh, yes. I should have done this a long
time ago. It's time for me to grow up. Huh?
I love you guys. We love you, too. I think I just threw up
a little in my mouth. Time's up! [screaming] I love you, Tootie!
Huh? Oh! Come on!
What's happening? [rapid beeping] Cosmo! He's saving us!
Whoa. [grunts] What happened to my mustache?
Hey. What happened to my upper body strength? Don't forget to feed the dog!
Cosmo, he doesn't have a dog. Well, if you get one, don't forget to feed it!
I'm going to miss you guys forever! Good-bye, Timmy!
What happened to my magic? It was never yours to begin with. It was never mine, either.
It's about time we both grew up, don't you think? [stammers and growls]
It's not fair! Ugh! This is so bogus! Janice! Ugh. Look. Even my wish thingie's busted.
There. Why does this have to happen to me? [screams]
Daddy? [groans] [squealing]
Nice. [groans]
Not bad, Turner. You saved my tree and stole my heart. It's amazing what you can do
when you're grown up, huh? I can't believe it. All these years, you had fairy
godparents and couldn't tell anyone. [laughs] That's pretty amazing.
Yeah, it really was. They were my best friends, too. I just wish I could see them
again. [panting] Aah!
Oh, man. That vicky has a strong grip. If she comes over here, tell her I went to Tahiti.
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where did he go?
Timmy Turner, I have something very important to tell you.
Cool your jets, Jorgen, ok? I already gave up Cosmo and Wanda, and I'm a full-fledged adult
now. Tomorrow, I'm even buying deodorant. I already know that, Timmy.
All the fairy world is talking about it. Timmy Turner, you're in for a big surprise!
It is with great honor and a tinge of regret that we, the fairy council, officially
create the Timmy Turner loop-hole, which states--ahem-- "if there is ever a boy named
Timmy Turner, mmm, who has kept and loved his fairies for over 13 years..."
and saved fairy world on more than a few occasions. right--"and if he promises to
make wishes only for others and not for his own selfish purposes, he may keep his
fairies." Maybe we'll get to meet the new fairies. I hope they're
as nice as us. They are us, you ninny'. 'lay!
You promise, Timmy? I promise. I promise. [cheering]
Oh! It is so! Whoa.
[applause] Timmy, we missed you! Yeah. Without you around, all
we do is sit around and talk about our feelings. Hmm?
Not that there's anything wrong with that. I love you! [giggles]
Hey, guys. Since you're my fairies again, there's someone I'd like you to meet properly.
This is Tootie. A pleasure. Isn't this great, Cosmo?
After all these years, they finally ended up together. I give it 2 weeks, tops.
[both laugh] So, now what do we do?
[laughs] wow. What's with the van? It's our new business,
Tootie, for our new life together. I call it wishful thinking.
It's a way to disguise ourselves as we drive around the world granting wishes for
people who really need them. Plus it keeps us together as a family--an extended family.
[laughs] Well, awesome. So that means we could bring water to
j the layer and help helpless creatures? [laughs]
Not only that, we've got cupholders, baby! Fancy. Well, then, I guess we
should grant our first wish. Ready, Timmy Turner? Ready, Tootie. Actually,
there's a couple of guys I owe some wishes to right off the bat. Well, this looks like
the beginning of a magical future together. [laughs]
[grunts] Hey, I think Poof is trying to say something.
Finally! His first words! Yo, man. This is going to be so cool, man. We're going to be
bumpin', man, trying to help the boys out. You know how we do it. You feel me, dawg?
[record scratches and plays] Uh, that's going to take some getting used to.
[giggles]
[all exclaim] Whoa! Sorry, gang. It's not like riding a bike.
Whoo-hoo! Is it? Whoo-hoo! [giggles]
[laughs] Jealous?
[sea gulls cry] [both giggling] Finally, we're on vacation!
Oh, who says you need to vacation in paradise? With Timmy gone“.
This is paradise! [laughter] Aah! [grunts]
[groaning]
Ahh. Everything ends at Turner's. [groaning]
That's the worst waiter we've ever had. Mmm.
Ahh.
[orchestral music playing]