JUST SAY THANK YOU
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So much has happened since the last time I saw you.
I lost my hammer yesterday,
so I still remember it well.
And then I went to look for identity.
where I met you.
I saw your wickedness and decided to fight with you.
And finally you catch me like this.
I do not regret any of my actions against you.
You're just looking for one thing.
Destruction.
It makes you my enemy.
And I will kill you.
Where are you?
Thor Odinson.
You really look bad from up close.
Do not you feel hot with all that fire?
Do not you want me to put it out?
No need.
I will use this fire to kill you.
Are you sure you can do it?
Asgard will not remain silent for your deeds.
I will cause Ragnarok.
And destroy Asgard.
Wait a minute. Just a moment.
Wait a minute, my position is uncomfortable.
Can you make me spin?
What do you mean by Ragnarok?
You heard it well, I'll start it.
Your world will be destroyed.
And darkness will rule.
Wait a minute.
Let me spin again.
It's really hard to talk like this.
Can you help me?
At least let me stand up.
How will you start Ragnarok while you're here with me?
Shut up.
You will not be able to destroy Asgard.
Odin is not in Asgard.
He is in another world.
It's impossible, the last time I saw him in Asgard.
He was not there, so here's my chance.
Oh, really?
You see.
Before I let you start Ragnarok I will tear it from your head.
Ragnarok has already started.
You can not stop him.
I am the end for Asgard.
And so do you. Everything will burn.
Good intentions.
But to be honest, burning one planet will look pretty good.
But it looks like I will have to choose option B, where I destroy this chain...
and kill you and save Asgard.
You can not stop Ragnarok.
Why are you fighting it?
Because that's what the hero does.
Wait, sorry I miscalculated the time.
And now!
You made a big mistake, Odinson.
I always make big mistakes all the time.
Everything seems to work.
Heimdall, I know it's been a while...
but I need to use teleport.
Heimdall?
Heimdall is a fool.
His work should make him rich.
Work is easy. Although there are benefits.
The king keeps me guarding the gate to the 9 world.
Everything I can take for granted.
Look at...
My stuff.
This is a nice and deadly weapon.
These two weapons can rule the world in his day.
And here's how to use it.
And you will die.
Heimdalll? Come on.
Stay silent.
Heimdall?
I'm out of options.
Heimdalll?
Skurge...
What is important?
I have to do my job.
Girls...
Wow, wow, wah...
see who decides to appear?
Thanks for scaring the women,
and fouled my workplace with blood.
Who are you?
Do not you remember?
I'm Skurge, we've fought together.
Yes.
Where is Heimdall?
Nobody knows, he became a fugitive.
Traitor.
Odin hunts him down.
And now he's a fugitive.
Wait, wait. If you want to face Odin we must go together.
When was this statue made?
Hold on my sister, I'll save you.
Hold on.
We will miss you very much.
- Let me go. - Quickly call medical.
Good.
My sin is great.
Do not talk anymore.
I deeply regret it.
Your sins will be wiped out.
You catch me, it makes me sad.
I'm sorry.
The problem with Tesseract, I can not help myself.
I know.
Nice jokes.
Right.
You are the hero of Asgard.
Tell me my story. Create a statue for me.
We will make a big statue for you.
With my helmet. And the big horn.
I will tell the father what you have done today.
I did not do it for her.
I did not do it...
for her sake.
No!
And then Loki died because of his wound.
And sacrificing his life for us.
He fought with the disgusting elf.
He brings peace to this world.
Loki, my son.
that a few years ago, I found you in...
Frostbite battles.
In that day, I do not see you as an Asgard savior. No.
You're just a blue baby...
which takes the heart of this stupid old man.
Bravo. Bravo.
Dad.
Oh, shit.
My son, Thor, has returned. Greet my son.
Interesting game, what's the name?
Loki tragedy from Asgard.
People want to remember it.
And you made it? I love the statue.
Well, much better when Loki is alive. Not so sly and wicked.
You know what this is?
Oh, skull. It can be used as a weapon.
Right. Ordinary skulls will not turn into giant and destroy the planet.
Thanks, honey.
Um, so, what's the point of being taken to Midgard?
Nothing.
You know lately I'm dreaming weird.
I saw Asgard smashed to pieces.
That's a stupid dream. Just an imagination.
It's possible.
But then I knew I had to investigate.
But what I found in 9 worlds is really messed up.
Asgard's enemies gather and plan our destruction, while you...
Odin, the world's protector, sits here and eats wine.
True, but it's in honor of our hero.
Yes, of course.
Freedom to be a hero.
Yes, besides you can see here...
- You're watching the theater. - No, board meetings, security council meetings...
You're gonna really make me do it?
Do what?
You're nothing to stop him to get back into my hands.
Right in front of your face.
You're crazy.
You will be punished for this.
It's up to you to decide that, my sister.
All right.
Take a look.
Thor Odinson.
No.
You have one job.
Only one.
Where is Odin?
You just can not stay still, huh?
Everything is fine without you.
Asgard in peace. You destroyed everything.
- Ask them... - Where's Dad?
You already have what you want. Do you have to seize the others?
All right, I know where he is.
I swear I left him here.
Here on the edge of the road. Or is there where the building was destroyed?
- Good plan. - How should I act?
I can not see my future with him.
Really? Why are you dressed like that?
- Hey. - I can not believe you're alive.
I saw you dead.
I'm grieving and I'm crying for you.
I am honored.
Hey, do you want to take a picture with us?
Oh, sure.
Start looking where he is.
I'm sorry to hear Jane sever you.
He did not decide me.
I decided on him. We both broke up.
What's this? What are you doing?
This is not my deed.
Loki?
Thor Odinson.
God of Lightning.
You can take the umbrella down.
So the earth now has a magician already?
You can silence it.
All right, magician.
Who are you and why should I care?
My name is Dr. Stephen Strange, and I have a question for you.
Sit down.
Tea?
I do not drink tea.
What are you drinking?
Not tea.
So I keep an eye on the list of individuals who may be a threat from another world.
Your adoptive sister, Loki, is one of those individuals.
He does not really...
Why did you bring him here?
We are looking for our father.
So if I tell you where Odin is.
You all will go back to your world?
I promise.
Good, then I'll help you.
If you know where he is, why do not you call me?
I was asked not to tell you because he said he wanted to retire.
And you do not have a phone.
No, I do not have a phone, but you can tell me in another way like sending email.
Yes, do you have a computer?
No. What for?
By the way, my father is not in exile so you can tell me where he is so I can take him home.
Currently he is in Norway.
What is looking for an Asgard to need things from Asgard...
No.
Can you stop... do that?
Can I... I need a hair of yours.
Can you explain it? My hair is not for haphazard.
I can just walk.
He is waiting for you.
God.
And do not forget your umbrella.
Nearly.
Sorry...
Can you give my sister back?
Oh yes, right.
I've been down for 30 minutes.
Take him out of here.
Yes, yes.
Thank you very much for your help.
- Good luck. - Take care of me? Who are you?
- Loki. - Do you think he's some kind of a witch?
He thinks he's so great.
See you later.
Dad.
Look at this place.
Beautiful.
Dad, this is us.
My boys.
I've been waiting for you guys.
I know we came to take you home.
Go home? Yes.
Your mother she called me.
Can you hear it?
Loki, get rid of your magic.
It took me a while to clear your magic.
They will definitely be proud ..
Follow me, I do not have much time.
I know we've let you down, but we can fix it.
I've let you down.
Disappoints us all.
Ragnarok.
No, I've stopped Ragnarok, I've killed him.
No, it's already started, he's coming.
My life does not mean much, but my time has come.
I can not keep people waiting longer.
Dad .. Who are you talking about?
Some people.
Hela.
My first child, your sister.
Hela who?
He's out of my control.
I can not stop him so I imprisoned him.
He escaped from Asgard.
When he gets out of there his strength will be unlimited.
Whoever he is, we can stop him together.
Can not.
How many paths are there now?
He only takes one.
I love you my son.
See that.
Beautiful place.
Brother.
Yes, we have to go.
So he's dead?
Too bad, I want to see it ..
You must be Hela.
I'm Thor son Odin.
Really?
You do not look like it.
Maybe we can make a deal.
You sound like him.
Kneel down.
What?
Kneel down.
In front of your queen.
I do not think so.
This is not possible.
Honey, you're not the only one.
- Take us back! - No!
Loki!
Who are you? What are you doing to Thor?
I am Hela.
I'm just a clean cleaner.
You look like a smart kid with a high survival instinct.
Do you want a job?
Are you a fighter? Or a fool?
I'm a fighter.
It turns out to be a fool. Kneel down.
He's mine.
Wait.
He's mine. So if you want it, you have to fight me first.
But we've caught it.
Well then, then I'll fight you.
The fool again.
Thank you.
Scaffel 42 requested access to land.
I have a nice specimen.
Hey, you want to take me where?
Answer me!
Hey! I'm Thor's son Odin, and I want you to take me back to Asgard.
I'm sorry for this.
I noticed that you do not know who I am.
I am Hela. Odin's first child.
Commander of the Asgard forces.
The crown princess and the goddess of death.
My father is dead.
And also the princess, thanks again.
We used to have great power in the cosmos.
Supremacy unrivaled, but Odin stops to use it.
Our destiny is to master everything.
And I'm here to restore that power.
Kneel down in front of me.
And rise to my level of great conquest.
Whoever you are, whatever you do, give up now, or we will not be merciful.
Who am I? Are you listening to my word?
This is your last warning.
I think you'll be happy to see me.
All right.
I missed this.
But very unfortunate.
Great warriors die for nothing.
Just because they can not see the future.
Pathetic.
See that.
You changed your mind?
Return to where you came from.
You are a demon!
Let's see my palace.
Do not be afraid, because you've been found.
You're home and there's no turning back.
Nothing can escape from this place.
But what is this place?
The answer is ..
Sakar
Surrounded by cosmic.
Located between a known and unknown place.
This is the place for all things to go astray.
Like you.
Here in Sakar. You mean.
You are precious, here in our world.
- Who am I? - And there's nothing better than Grand Master.
He's a real person, the first to get lost and found.
The Sakar Maker. And the father of the contest and champion.
You used to be nothing, now you're something.
You are a Grand Master property.
Congratulations, you will meet the Grand Master in 5 seconds.
Be prepared.
Now you will meet the Grand Master.
- He looks distracted. - Yes.
It's been a long time since we found anything like this.
Whenever we need good stuff, I always say, he's the best.
Trash.
No. Not rubbish.
We agree to call it that, starting with the letter B.
Drunks.
I'm sorry. I'll tell you the best, because you're the best.
He may be my favorite champion.
He says it every time he's here.
- What did you bring today? - Challenger.
What? I want to take a closer look. Can you get me closer?
Thank you.
- Pay this woman. - Wait a minute.
I'm not for sale.
Wow, he's a fighter.
I want 10 million.
- Say he's dreaming. - Oh my goodness.
Send the money.
You will pay for this.
How much? I'll pay for it.
This is what I want to know.
Who are you?
- I .. Is a Lightning God. - Wow.
I do not hear lightning. But your finger splashes out.
Looks like an ordinary person.
Oh nice ya come on, I think you'll like it.
That's it.
Hi guys.
Can not find you, where are you hiding?
Hi.
So ..
Sorry.
Yes.
Carlo.
- I forgive you. - Thank you. thanks.
You are officially free from life.
Please .. I ..
Oh my God!
I stepped on it, I stepped on it .. Look ..
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- Oh smell .. - What he kissed?
Burned.
What happened to my courtesy?
I have not introduced myself yet.
Come on.
Follow me.
My name is Grand Master.
I set all the battle show you will follow.
And you are my friend, you will be part of a new fighter group.
I'm not your friend, and I do not care about your stupid game.
- I will return to Asgard. - Asgard?
One, two, three, four.
Have you ever seen him?
This is quite rare.
- But I let it go. - Loki?
Loki. Loki.
Here.
Loki.
- What? - Are you alive?
- Of course I'm still alive? - What are you doing here?
What do you mean? I'm stuck in this stupid chair, where is your seat?
- I do not have a chair. - Get me out.
- Can not. - Get me out.
- Can not. - What?
- Only Grand Master can. - Are you crazy?
I'm approaching it, I was stranded here a week ago.
- weeks ago? - Yes.
Well, how did you come here?
Why are you whispering?
I'm different in this section.
I am in another world I will be like millions of years old.
But here in Shikar ..
By the way, you know this .. This .. What do you call yourself?
- The master is lightning? - God of thunder.
- Tell him. - Who? I have never met this person in my life.
- And he's my brother! - By adoption.
Is he some kind of a fighter?
You loose this thing from my neck and I'll show it to you ..
Yes, it threatens me. Hey, spy woman!
Here's the deal, you want back aspoisaspert.
- Asgard! - Any opponent who beat ..
Jawaraku .. She free themselves.
All right! Then point me in the direction where I should kick that person!
That's what I call the opponent! Your direction will be ..
Going here, sir.
Loki!
Hey! Hey! Hey, just relax, man.
Right next door. Come see me waving at you.
Here. Yes. You actually think I'm what it is.
Let me introduce myself, my name is Korg. I'm sort of a leader here.
Made of stone, as you can see. But do not let it intimidate you.
You need not fear, unless you're made of sizzles.
Just a little joke for you.
This is my friend here. Mick! He's got 6 going himself here.
Good for him.
- You're pretty famous are not you? - What do you mean?
How did you end up here?
Oh, well, I tried to do the rebellion but it did not work so it turned out to be difficult
except my mom and her boyfriend are hey!
As punishment I was forcibly to be here to become a gladiator.
Promotion is horrible, but .. I actually set up another rebellion
but nobody is interested in it. Are you perhaps interested?
How are you ..
Oh, yes, now all these places are circles.
Eh, not a real circle. More like a weird circle.
- This does not make sense! - No. Nothing makes sense here, man.
The only thing that makes sense is that it does not make any sense.
Is there anyone here from here?
Dogs from there. Dogs
Oh, no. The dog is dead.
That's right, everything that fights with the leader's champion, vanishes.
What about you? You're made of stone.
A stone that can vanish. I am fine.
Yes, no. I just did a small battle to enliven the audience.
- But are you here to deal with it? - Yes, I'll deal with it.
Go against it and win. And get away from this place.
That's exactly the same as what the Dog says.
See you later, New dog.
No ad ayang remembers me.
Nothing has been told of its history.
Look at this lie.
Goblets and the gods at a party?
The peace deal?
Odin .. Proud of his habit.
It's a shame now that we've got it!
We were once unstoppable.
I am the weapon in the mastery and construction of the kingdom of Asgard.
One by one his world belongs to us.
But then .. Just because my ambition exceeds him ..
He alienated me. Covering me.
Mine me like an animal.
Before that Asgard fighter stood above the corpses of the heroes of this castle.
- Odin's treasure. - Fake!
All the goods in this place are fake.
Weak.
It's smaller than I thought.
That's not bad.
But this ..
Eternal fire.
Want to see what the real power looks like?
Founder .. Oh my god .. What have they done to you?
With eternal fire you are reborn!
I miss you.
I miss you all.
Odin, I hope you take your place up there.
And brave will never be forgotten.
Removes grief with trust.
You will always be a triumphant father.
Painful, is not it?
They lied to you ..
They tell you one thing and learn it all is a fantasy.
I mean, you do not have to think I'll actually come to see you, do you?
This place is disgusting.
Does this mean you do not want my help?
Listen I can not harm my position to its chairman, it takes time
to gain his trust. He is a crazy person, but reliable.
What I'm trying to tell you is ..
You can join me to the chairman,
maybe sometime you really make the chair admiration and then ..
You're not really seriously thinking of going back, are you?
Our sister, crush your hammer like a glass.
He is stronger than the two of us, he is stronger than you.
You have no chance! Do you understand what I'm telling you?
I mean ..
I guess I just have to go learn as I always do.
Will you say something?
Say something!
What do you want me to say?
You faked your own death.
You are his throne, seizing his power, dropping him to the world to die.
Releasing the god of death!
As I said, I do not know or do you want me back 2 days ago?
You know I've never seen his favorite champion he's talking about?
But I heard he was racking his enemy. The place is full of blood will be his opponent.
Do not disappoint me.
How is everything!
You're a mad dog.
Oh, disgusting! It still has people's heads!
And there is blood everywhere. Disgusting.
Could you clean up the weapon when you finish your fighter?
The sword is disgusting.
Oh, Thor ..
Want to use 4 of these forks?
- No. - Yes, not very useful.
Unless you fight 3 vampires who hug together.
No, I really wish I had my hammer.
- Hammer? - That's what you need.
It's made of special iron from the medalion star.
And if I play it very fast, it gives me the ability to fly.
You with the hammer?
No I just flew away.
The palms are riding yourself in the back?
No, no, I spun it very fast and then it pulled me up Oh my God, the hell attracts you?
To the air! Pulled me into the air and I flew.
Every time I pull my hand it will always come back to me.
It sounds like you have a pretty special _ relationship with this hammer and until makes you uncomfortable to lose weapons.
Those are good words to describe.
I said it was mine.
So that's what put me here.
Oh, yes, the stripper 142. Be careful with the Guardians.
They are difficult to destroy.
The Guardian?
Hey! Hey!
Hey.
Do not use that to me! I just want to talk.
Asgard is in danger.
My Lord you are a Valkrie.
You know I always wanted to be a Valkrie when I was young.
Until I know that you are all old ladies.
But there is nothing wrong with women of course I like women.
Sometimes a little bit outrageous.
Not wanting to be weird, okay. Just want to give respect to them
but there is an elite army that is a female warrior.
It's time.
- Are you done? - Mr. Lightning! Your turn!
Please, help me. I need your help.
Goodbye.
Why? Then you must be a traitor or a coward because Valkrie swears to protect the world.
Listen carefully to His Majesty.
This Sekar is not Asgard. And I'm not a Valkrie.
Bring him in for the chairman.
And no one escaped from this place.
You will die anyway.
Then do not move.
My hands are not as stable as they used to be.
With Orim's jengot you will not come near me. Unless you want to feel the mighty doom of Thor!
Please... Please do not cut my head.
Please... No! No!
Wow, all the audience ..
Great show! Very good.
How is everything.
I thank you so much for coming to this place.
I hope you guys enjoy the show.
It's now the main show!
All of you must be waiting for the main show.
It's been a long time for my jawarak to be challenged by someone.
And he claims himself as a lightning expert.
Or I give you, Mr. Lightning.
Be careful with the walls it might burn you. Okay!
Here it is! Let's get ready to kill this guy and here he is ..
He's the creature that how you told him about it.
Well, he's unique, never seen anywhere.
He is a raiding creature!
He's hotheaded.
He's a new defending champion.
All the audience I give to you ..
Mr. Hulk is amazing!
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I have to get away from this planet.
Hey! Hey! Where do you want to go?
Hey! Hey! We know each other!
He's my work buddy!
Hulk! Where have you been?
Everyone thought you were dead.
A lot has happened since the last time I saw you.
I lost my palm.
Like yesterday .. Like very new once ..
Loki .. Loki is still alive. Can you believe that? He's up there!
Loki! Look who it is!
Oh, bad .. I never thought I would say this but I ..
I'm glad to meet you.
Brother! Hey, brother!
No brother is Hulk!
What are you doing?
This is me ..
Hulk?
By the way, this friend is crazy. This is so crazy! I do not want to hurt you.
Here it is. Here it is!
What?
Hey, big buddy.
Something becomes very low ..
I understand. That sounds good now.
I do not want to hurt you anymore. I never want to.
Yes! That's how it feels!
I'm just a big fan of this sport.
All right .. Fuck it.
I know you remember. I'll wake you up!
What's up? You hit me! I told you we're friends!
Thunder! Thunder!
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
Thunder! Thunder!
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
Other days .. Other dog ..
What is noise?
The citizens usually do not march well.
There's already a resistance that's trying to argue at the first gate.
Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
Well, my father is a stone expert and my mother ..
Yes, that's right. I'll just stop you there.
What I mean is .. What is your ambition?
I just want a chance to prove myself.
Recognized. When I was young, every great king had an executioner.
Not only to punish people, but also to punish bad views.
But in particular to punish people, still, it's a great honor.
I always have an executioner, and you will be my executioner.
Let's start our conquest.
This is a great result.
The sword is the key to unlock Bifrost.
The people you mentioned follow the path.
Collect them.
Go on.
Sorry about that, it's everywhere.
Come on.
You will be safe here.
Are we okay?
At least you have a bathtub.
- So how can you be like that? - Like what?
Like, big, green, stupid.
Hulk is always a Hulk.
How did you get here?
- By winning. - You mean cheating?
Do they wear any of these?
How did you get here?
- Quinjet. - Yes. Now where is the Quinjet?
Ah, naked. Absolutely naked.
It's hurt my brain.
Quinjet.
Yes, we will go from here.
To my house, you'll love Asgard.
- It's big, golden, shining. - What's in there?
My friends need me to go back to Asgard.
- We must prevent Ragnarok. - Ragnarok?
Predictions for the destruction of my world. End of time, end of ..
If you help me to return to Asgard,
- I can help you get back to earth. - Earth hates Hulk.
Earth loves Hulk. They like you. You're one of the Avengers, his team, our friend.
That's what friends do, help each other.
- You are his friend Banner. - I like you more.
- Friend of Banner. - I do not even like Banner.
I mean, the number, and the science and everything.
- Thor goes, Hulk stays here. - Come on.
Stay here. By the way, this is a stupid place.
Red and white, just choose a color.
- I beat you. - You do not beat anything, I won the battle.
- I beat you. - Yes, that's right.
- Baby's hand. - What?
- Baby. Go. - Stupid. I will go.
Thor shocked.
Go home.
- Hulk practice. - Great. Have fun.
- Hey big guy. - Hey little girl.
- What do you want to do? - Win.
I know, Heimdall, you can see me.
I want you to help me.
Help me see.
I see you, but you are so far away.
- What's going on here? - You can see by yourself.
The refugees gather strength.
The only way out is Bifrost.
You want to evacuate from Asgard?
You can stay.
He killed half of Asgard and got stronger every day. Come on!
All people are displaced. If I let he lead, it will consume nine realms and the whole cosmos.
- We need you. - I'm trying. I do not even know where I am.
You're on a planet surrounded by an exit. Choose one.
- Which one? - The big one.
- Thor sad. - Be quiet.
Thor sad!
I'm not sad. Stupid.
I'm annoyed.
Angry at what my father did.
I lost my palm.
- Why? - You do not even listen.
- Thor, stop. - You're a big fool.
- You are evil. - Do you know how we call you?
- We call you the stupid Avanger. - You little Avenger.
- Are you crazy? - Yes.
You know? Earth hates you.
Sorry. I did not mean to say it.
You are not a foolish Avenger, no one calls you that.
It's okay.
If you throw the shield, you can kill me.
I know. I'm always angry. Hulk is always angry.
I know, I mean, we're both strong people.
Yes, Hulk is like fire, Thor is like water.
- We are both like fire. - Hulk is like a real fire.
Hulk like a burning fire. Thor is like a small fire.
Hulk, I want you to do something.
Hey, little girl.
What's up? What are you ..
You should tell when someone is hiding.
- We have to talk. - No, you will not talk to me.
- I want him to stay here. - Stay here.
- Stay here. I hope. - I hope.
All right.
This is the deal.
I will listen to you,
until the bottle is empty.
Asgard is in danger. People die, we have to go back there. I need your help.
Done. See you later.
Odin is dead.
Hela, the goddess of death, invaded Asgard.
- Why is it back when Asgard has lost? - I will stop it.
- Alone? - No. I made a team.
- Me, you, and the big guy. - No, no team, just Hulk.
- Means me and you. Listen. - I guess just you.
Valkyrie is a legend, Asgard's knight, the sworn defender.
I will not meddle Odin family issues.
- What does that mean? - Your brother.
Hela returns to Asgard, but only his people can take over his throne.
He tried to escape, he sent Valkyrie to fight him.
I survive because ..
Look, I've been facing it.
And that makes me lose everything. That's the problem with Asgard.
- His throne, his secret, all his gold. - I agree.
- Do not feel familiar. - I agree.
Therefore I rejected his throne. This is not about his crown, it's about his people.
And they're dying, and your friends too.
Forget it.
- I'll help. Nice. - Okay. Nice.
- Thanks. For this. - What for?
You do not see that, right?
That ..
Yes, please. Stay here, and the enslavement of the people to the madman.
Keep getting drunk, keep hiding.
I choose to face my problem and not run away from it.
That's it.
That's what you'll do.
Why are not you staying here?
Yes!
Come on ..
Welcome. Voice activation is required.
- Thor. - Access denied.
- Thor Thunder. - Access denied.
- The strongest Avenger. - Access denied.
I'm stuck. '' Pointbreak ''.
Welcome, Pointbreak.
- Stay here. - No do not!
- No, do not break anything. - Stay here.
Good effort, great man.
We do not know where Ultron goes, but you're flying so far, so I want you to play this plane, okay?
We can not track you in stealth mode, so,
I want you to help me, okay?
I want you .. I want you ..
Hulk very bad!
- What's this? - Banner?
Are you okay? Banner?
The sun goes down. That's it. Breathe.
- I know it's you. It is okay. - Thor ..
- What's wrong with your hair? - You're a scary old man.
It looks good. Where are we?
- How's Nat doing? - Uh, Nat is fine.
- And what about Sokovia? - Sokovia?
- The city, Sokovia, we saved him? - No, listen ..
- What? - Sokovia, Ultron, that was 2 years ago.
What do you say?
- I became a Hulk for 2 years? - I'm afraid so.
What's happening?
There's something you should know.
- Voice activation is required. - Banner.
- Welcome, the strongest Avenger. - Uh, what?
Recorded plane.
- Thor, where are we? - How about that?
Attention, I have bad news. My favorite champion disappeared.
Spread in the streets, celebrate my champion.
- Who is it? - He's the master of this place.
- Thor .. - You stay in his house for a while.
- Really? - Yes.
A lot happens. Recently you and I fought.
- Do I win? - No, I won easily.
- That sounds incorrect. - No, that's right.
Looks like a tempting Thunder God, has stolen ..
God of Thunder who likes to tease? We have to go.
This is bad. This is so bad.
Thor.
- I'm freaking out. - No, do not panic.
- Wear this. I know. - This is Tony's outfit. Is she here?
No, he's at his house. You calm down, okay? The sun goes down.
I'm annoyed.
I am very annoyed. Do you know what I like about being annoyed?
Blame. And now that's what I'm going to do. You know who I blame?
- I .. - Hey, do not interrupt me.
- This. - Why did you give me his wand?
He interrupts me. It's not a serious offense.
Where did it go? My precious champion has disappeared.
And it's because of the God of Lightning.
It's all because of him, your brother.
According to the story, you are adopted, complicated, you know, a great story.
And your challenger.
My friend, if you give me 12 hours, I can bring them back to you alive.
I can do it in 2 hours.
- I can do it in 1 hour. - Let's stop there.
You know, this morning I woke up, thinking about public executions.
But now, who first?
So try.
- What are you doing? - I'm not responsible to you, Loki.
My name is Loki, and you will be responsible to Grandmaster.
Why are you helping my brother escape with the green creature?
I'm not helping anyone.
You are a Valkyrie.
I once fought a Valkyrie.
Choose your next sentence wisely.
I'm sorry, definitely a very painful memory.
The sun goes down. The sun sets.
- The sun sets. - Can you stop saying that?
Take it easy.
- Quiet? I was on a foreign planet. - It's just a planet, you've been on a planet.
- Yes, one. - Well, now two. It was great for the experience.
- That's good. - My head hurts. My brain feels like it will explode.
Everything is different this time.
I mean usually me and Hulk are always compact, but this time he's controlling me.
Now that's important we have to go back.
No, I mean if I turn into Hulk again, Banner will not come back...
and we are being stranded on a planet that makes me depressed.
We are not stranded, I will find a way so we can go home.
- Thanks. - Not to earth, but Asgard.
- My home. - What?
Listen, my people are being threatened and we must fight a strong creature that happens to be my brother.
Well, that's not true. I do not want to fight your brother.
- It's a family matter. - No, he's so mean.
I do not care what he looks like. I do not want to fight anymore.
I'm fed up. I just said if I were a Hulk I probably would not go back,
- And you do not care! - No, I'm making a team.
The most powerful hulk!
- Wait, you're just nice to me because of the Hulk. You're a joke. - What? No!
You do not care about me. You're not my best friend.
No. I do not even like him. He likes to destroy.
I like you more.
Thank you.
But frankly if the affairs against evil beings, he is very powerful and useful.
- Yes, Bannerjuga is powerful and useful. - Correct.
Okay, how many degrees does Hulk have? There is no.
How many Banner degrees? Seven.
All right, you do not have to fight. We are threatened here, we have to go.
- What are you doing? - I'll disguise, I'm a fugitive.
- I also have to disguise. - You're in disguise.
- I'll be Tony Stark. - What?
Yes, I'll be Tony and you're a gypsy.
No, you're not Tony. You're Bruce Banner.
Then why did you give Tony's clothes?
Because you're not wearing anything.
Okay, I can take it.
- What are you doing? Stop it. - Tony's pants are very tight.
Too loose! Why are you so strange?
I do not know, maybe because I'm stuck for 2 years...
inside the monster body makes me a bit weird.
Hey... it's okay. You are okay.
Calm down... come on. Let's get the plane and forget all this.
- Good? - OK.
Oh, this is bad...
Banner! Banner!
- Banner! - Thor!
- Hi. - Hi.
- I was just about to do that. - I did it first.
Good. What are you doing here?
What are you doing yourself? I thought you were leaving.
Yes, there is a sudden affair.
- Why are you wearing it? - This is my disguise.
- I can see your face. - Not if I like this.
Looks like you can help me. Do you want to help us?
What's inside her eyes, beautiful. Is that all the people he once killed?
- Who is this guy? - My best friend.
- I'm Bruce. - Looks like I know you.
I also feel that way.
Look, I'm trying to forget my past for years.
Sakaar seems like a great place to forget everything and die.
You drink too much and it will kill you.
- I will not stop drinking. - Then?
But I can not run away anymore.
So if I die, I'd better kill that bitch as well.
Good. Yes.
So I mean, I want to join your team.
- Does this team have a name? - Yes, the name is Revengers.
- Revengers? - Because I will take revenge, you too.
- You .. do you want revenge too? - I just went along.
- All right. - And also I have a gift for you.
Surprise...
I have to make sure.
Hello, Bruce.
The last time I saw you, you tried to root out all humans. What are you doing?
Trying to survive every day.
- What is Dragon Fang? Oh, my God! - Yes.
This is a very strong sword.
So, Sakaar is in a distant planet system,
So we have to pass the wormhole at the end of town.
We fill the fuel at Xandar and return to Asgard in 18 months.
No, we will pass the biggest hole.
- Anus of the Devil. - Anus?
- Wait, anus who? - I did not know it was his name when I chose.
It's like a dead star that's inside Einstein Rozen's bridge.
We need another plane, which can survive from that.
He is right, a plane that can survive from a singular field.
And also can fly without the help of computer.
And who can keep drinks, because we will die, so... drink!
- Do I know you? Looks like I know you. - I also feel that way.
What do you think? The journey to a dangerous cosmic wormhole?
- We need a plane. - I need 2 planes.
- With different models. - I do not mean to cut.
But Grandmaster has many planes.
I can even steal the security access code.
And suddenly you become good.
Of course not. I'm fed up with Grandmaster...
and for that code, I ask for a way out of here via Anus.
So you can take us to the plane garage without turning on the alarm?
Yes, my brother. Correct.
Okay, can I tell you something?
I just talked to him and he wants to kill us all.
- He was trying to kill me. - Yes, so do I. Very often.
Once when we were little, he knew I was scared of snakes, he turned into a snake.
As I hold the snake, he changes, yes it's me and stabs me.
We were just 8 years old at the time.
If we are going to do that, we must lure the guard out of the palace.
Why not just let go of the beast?
- Shhh. Shut up. - You have a beast?
Nothing. He's just being stupid.
- We will begin the revolution. - Revolution.
- I'll explain later. - Who is he?
I'll explain later.
What is mucus coming out of your body or eggs?
It looks like an egg.
Oops!
- I'm looking for Korg. - Who asked?
I know you're the person, it's just who wants to know?
God of Lightning conveys greetings.
The revolution has begun!
Revolution? What happened?
The main security system has been disabled and all is corrupted by the slave.
- Oh, that's the wrong word. - Security?
No, why with that word? Which starts with B.
Well, the prisoners have ruined it.
Look, we have to talk.
I do not agree, our family can not communicate well.
Yes, you're right. We never talk to each other seriously.
Hello.
Hi. by GuavaBerry
Chaos unites us again.
It is ironic that the death of the father is also what unites us.
It must feel weird, is not it?
Two crown prince, will run away.
Do not move!
I do not think you want to talk about it.
So this way...
- looks like I better stay here. - I also think that way.
- Do you agree with me? - This place is perfect for you.
Killing free, no law. You will be successful here.
Do you really think I'm bad?
Loki, I admire you, I think we will fight together forever, but ..
in the end we remain different.
There may be a good side to you, but our path has been different for a long time.
Yes. It's better not to see each other again.
You always wanted that.
Hey, let's play '' get help. ''
- What? - '' Search for help. ''
- No. - Come on, you like it.
- I hate it. That's embarrassing. - It always works.
- Do you have any other plans? - No.
- We'll do it. - We will not play '' seek help. ''
Search for help, please! My brother is dying!
Search for help!
- It's a classic. Not for me. - That's embarrassing.
- Which plane do you choose? - That one.
So I guess my opinion is different from you.
Loki...
I often betrayed you, but this time do not take heart.
Rewards from your arrest will make me rich.
- What you just said... - Forget it all.
I agree.
Oh, it looks sick.
Brother, you become predictable.
I trust you, you are a traitor. Continuous repetition.
Life about development, change, but you're still the same.
I mean, you'll still be the God of Chaos,
but you can be more than that.
I'll put this in there.
I have to get going, so good luck here.
I can definitely, this is just a plane.
- We found it! - The God of Lightning has stolen my plane!
And my favorite champion. Do not let him get away!
Pursue him. Do not let him leave the planet.
- Good shot. - Thank you.
- Open the door. - OK.
- I hope you're stronger than you look! - Why?
Did you just launch me?
Where is the weapon in this plane?
Nothing. This plane for holidays, Grandmaster use it for sex party.
Did she just say a sex party?
Yes, do not touch anything.
No...!
- No! - No!
- Come on in! - Hold on!
I have to help him, hold the wheel!
- I do not know how! - Shoot and shoot. Use your tune.
My degree is not to fly a foreign plane!
There must be something on this plane. Looks like this one.
Yes!
Hey, we will enter the Devil's Anus.
That's it. Aircraft to escape.
Hey, what's this?
- Thanks. - Hello, we will run away.
- Do you want to come? - Well, you guys seem...
- desperately need a leader. - Thank you.
Here it is!
Shit!
The people of Asgard, who are lost.
Someone steals a Bifrost sword. Tell where the sword is,
or there will be consequences.
Fatal consequences.
So?
You.
Please!
So? Executioner?
Wait...!
I know where the sword is.
I never thought I'd come back again.
I think it will be more luminous.
I mean not bad, but everything is burning.
In these mountains, lots of body heat.
Many people there. He is heading there.
Put me down in the palace, I'll distract him.
- And kill yourself? - The people who are there are more important.
When I face it, I want you to save everyone from Asgard.
- How do I do it? - There is my friend there.
Asgard.
He's here.
- Now there's the weapon. - I'll take care of it.
I found this in the warehouse.
Good luck.
Your Majesty.
Do not die.
You know what I mean.
Come on, fast walk.
Coming to Befrost.
Sister.
You are alive.
Once you do with the place.
I see, redecorate.
This seems every father's solution is implemented from above.
Oh, to get rid of you.
Say you're worthy, he said the same thing to me.
You know, you never knew him.
You are not the best.
Odin and I drowned the whole civilization with blood and tears.
Where do you think the origin of the golden goddess is?
And then, one day he decided to be a generous king.
To relieve pain to protect territory.
To have you.
Understand why you are angry and my sister is technically out of the cave, to go to the throne.
Believe me, I want someone to govern but you can not.
You just ..
First ..
Okay. Get up.
You are on my bench.
Our father once told me, a wise king who sought war.
But be always ready for it.
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Move!
To be honest. I expect more.
Heimdall.
The sword!
This is the difference between us. From birth order. The real heir.
Asgard Rescue. And you are nothing.
Very simple. Even the blind can see it!
Now you remind me of my father.
This stupid dog will not die!
Everything will be fine, Val. I will take care of it.
You want to know who I am?
What the hell are you talking about?
You will see.
You see, no one anywhere.
I will get the sword even though I have to kill everyone.
Hey, guys!
I'm Korg, and this is Werg, we're gonna jump on that spaceship and get out of here.
Want to come?
Your savior is coming.
Did anyone miss me? Every one. Climb to the ship now.
- Welcome home, sorry troublesome. - Of course.
It will get another chance.
You know, I'm not a queen or a monster.
I am the goddess of death.
What gods are you again?
Even when you have two eyes.
You still can not see the bigger picture.
He is too strong. Without my hammer, I can not.
Are you Thor, the god of the hammer?
The hammer is for you to set your power, make focus,
Not your source of strength.
Too late, he has mastered Asgard.
Asgard is not a base. As before.
This could be Asgard.
Asgard is where people are.
Even now, these guys need your help.
But I'm not as strong as you.
No. You are stronger.
Tell me, brother. What god are you anymore?
- You okay? - I am good.
Is there anything else?
- I was lost. - But he is alone.
He is our sister, the goddess of death.
So we have to kill him.
I guess so. We have to make sure he's really dead.
So that someday he will not rise again.
- I can not do it myself. - I will help.
He is not my sister.
Asgard is where people struggle.
Thus, Loki, you go, finish Ragnarok, and get out of here.
You must be king.
Just you.
I will be very happy. Goodbye.
- Are you ready? - Lets do it.
Let's do this!
Heimdall, off you go.
For Asgard's sake!
Thus, rise from your sleep.
Hey, fight me!
- For Asgard! You will lose! - By what power do you do it?
You will not win!
We'll see.
Resist him!
Who dares to wake me up! You should feel it!
He will not stop. That's more important.
- That's what he did. - We have to stop him.
He is a destroyer and not easy to beat, even father can not afford.
No!
Hulk, do not attack him!
Hulk, no, he's not an enemy! do not fight him, no! Get back!
Monster!
I know, do not!
You dare to fight me in the destruction of Asgard!
That's the end of Asgard, destroyed by giants!
With all the fighters who have fought to protect him.
I really do not get it.
This is done.
This is a start.
Asgard is always where we are.
Always.
What is sickness?
It's more like a father, is not it?
Right.
Thank you.
Without you, I will not succeed.
Equally.
You look grown.
- Unusual. - Where are we going?
- Goals? - Looking for a house.
With him too?
- And you too. - Oh, is she?
He is a tame animal that I found. He likes to sleep.
Oh look, he's awake. Friend, he woke up.
All right.