Made By : Mad Max 12
♪ Hey, yeah. I wanna shoop, baby ♪
Deadpool: It's kinda lonesome back there
little help here.
Excuse me!
Oooh
Dopinder: Dopinder
Dead Pool: Pool Dead
Dopinder: Why the fancy red suit Mr pool? Deadpool:
That’s because it's Christmas day Dopinder
and i'm after someone in my naughty list
You’re probably thinking this is a super hero movie but that guy in the red
suit turned that other guy into a
fucking kebab
Surprise this is a different kind of super hero story
To tell it right we gotta take you back
before I got to squeeze this ass in a spandex
The Recruiter: Mr Wilson you been recently diagnosed with terminal cancer
Vanessa: We can fight this
The Recruiter: what if I told you we can cure you
and give you abilities most men only dream of
Deadpool: I'd say you sound like an infomercial
but not a good one like slap chop more shake weighty
if I never see u again know that I love you
Ajax: when im finished you will be mutated severely you will be anything but you
still think we are gonna make you a super hero we are making you a super slave
Deadpool: Aww, come on, you're gonna leave me here with Hosaken Psycho.
Whatever they did to me they made me totally
indestructible and completely aaah unfuckable
Weasel: u look like the inside of other people's asshole's
Deadpool: I didn’t asked to be super and im
no hero but when you find out Ur worst enemy
is after Ur best girl The time has come to
be a fucking super hero ha ha howw aah right
right up main stream
Give me the music ?
♪ X gon give it to ya ? ahh Fuck ♪ ♪wait for you
to get it on your own♪ ♪ X gon deliver to ya ♪
we cant pull out this Deadpool I don’t have time for Ur
x-men bullshit Colossus besides nobody is getting hurt
that guy was up there before we got
Knock knock, open up I put a lot of roles damsel in distressing
wanna hug we gonna ROCK, Then we
gonna ROLL Time to make the chimi fucking changas
Have u seen this man
I have never seen this but don’t swallow
oh shittt did I leave the stove on ?
X gon give it to ya ?
Hey your way too much dude for me I mean that’s why I brought her oh no
just finish Ur tweet if that’s fine just give us a sec go get her tiger
oh so kitty .... has earned her prom sex
Made By : Mad Max 12
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